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- The 7th European Splatfest, Zombies vs Ghosts is now over!
- The Heavy Splatling Deco is now out! http://splatoonus.tumblr.com/post/132680398999/pew-pew-pew-pew-listen-up-squids-due-to
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i want to smell callie's feet!
Cute squidboy hopes you will be watching him when he'll pop his sick roller tricks.
DUDE AIRHORNS LMAO
I hour left to be a spooky ghost
Does anyone want to squad?
Are the euros, kiwis, and aussies still in splatfest?
>>121707706
i would squad
>>121707784
Yes 1 nore hour i think
>>121707706
I'm up for it, got you added
>>121707862
Do you have me added?
Final hour of EU Splatfest!
https://youtu.be/Si65Q8zyrpI?list=PLQn7qXnrboAX8_pCSQyIiMfkYL31JJnnI
Why the fuck I never hit people with the inkzooka even when I fucking see the ink hit them
>>121707706
Will join.
>tfw callie will never give you a tentaclejob with her soft, thick tentacles
why live
>>121707946
yes
>>121707296
Shit, after all this time I had no idea. Link to that folder please?
>>121707862
>>121707923
>>121708007
Squad is made.
who's ready to see mcu get third once again
>>121708112
joined. do you guys mind if i take a minute to brush my teeth after this game...just ate but wanted to get into the squad
Er what?
Squad is back up
>>121708351
Just do it now
>>121707972
See
>>121660868
>>121661483
Either this is the reason or you need a heavy dosage ofgit gud
>>121707706
Added and sitting in squad, senpai.
3rd time's the charm
What is happening?
>>121708273
Never forget.
>>121707338
me too!
>>121708105
>>121707241
>- The 7th European Splatfest, Zombies vs Ghosts is now over!
nope it is not
get it together OP
I don't realy know how squads work. do I add kingofcarp as a friend first?
>>121708775
so does anyone actually give a shit how some fags playing splatoon place in tournaments or is it just a heavy dosage of memeing?
>>121707972
>never hit when firing directly at the enemy
>get 3 kills whenever I'm blind-firing in their general direction
>>121709080
It's just a never ending cycle of shitposting between TSB and MCU. No one really gives a shit.
>>121709016
plz help
>>121709016
You can join anyone of your friends that are currently in the squad, but it's full now
>>121709201
yes he has to be on your friend list
>>121709242
;_; god dammit.
>>121709295
oh ok thank you
>>121709016
yes you need to have him added then go to menu to squad battles. You should see his name highlighted and click name to join squad.
>>121709003
OP is always a faggot.
>>121709114
Does Japan have daylight savings time now? Is that why Splatfest goes for an hour longer than I thought?
How do I Dynamo Roller?
HAAPII BAASUDEI
Does anyone have an mp3 download of Splatune? I can't find it anywhere.
>>121709475
Step number 1: jump
Step number 2: flick
this camp level is the FUCKING WORST
i love callie!
shes so cute!
>>121709575
wrong, you flick before jumping, or you're not gonna time it right
anyone wanna squad. im not that good though
nintendo ID is
ultimater10000
>>121709201
>>121709016
If it's full, I can make a twin.
guys how do i get better at squidtrotting?
>>121709940
>>121709905
this is me
>>121709956
You need to ask Hank
>>121709990
Alright, let me add you
>>121710078
do i wait till people add and friend and then start the squad?
Last 30 minutes of Splatfest!
https://youtu.be/DFU3gDv7Uxo?list=PLQn7qXnrboAX8_pCSQyIiMfkYL31JJnnI
>>121710126
You can start the squad, if you see replies you exit and accept and then they join
>>121710168
nah i'm still playing BoI
>>121710221
ok, thank you
whats the most shitter friendly weapon
>>121710302
Luna Blaster and Dynamo. Just stack Quick Respawn and trade kills.
3\4 Carp, tsu, LiveActors
>>121710302
tentatek
>>121710302
tentatek
>>121710302
Dynamo Roller
>>121710257
>>121710359
Just when a spot opened.
Also you make a banter like this when you look for people
>>121710486
oh ok
2/4
>>121710554
You can go to >>121710359
If you want.
>>121710650
alright then. thank you for your help
I seriously hope this thread isn't infested with any zombies.
You aren't zombies, are you?
I knew the octobrush was garbage, but not that much
>>121709956
You have to master squid sucking first.
>highest ever rank was A+ 94
>current rank is A 19
I was so close, just one more win away from never playing ranked ever again.
>>121710720
>>121710554
Just remember to put the names of the players separated by / on the banter, and put your nnid so people can add you.
You got in on the squad Or full?
>doing great, destroying all ghosts teams
>guy named israel joins
>we almost get spawncamped
>>121710723
I'm a ghost. Ghostly white anyway.
>>121710883
never give up
hey guys this game is fun xD
>>121710921
I just kind of quit. Ill try again later. but thank all of you for your guy's help
>finally king of ghost in the last hour
Thank god for ghost teams raping all zombies, I might have not been able to reach it with only 2 points per battle like in the last one.
I donno why I DC at the end every time, but it sure is annoying.
>tfw can't carry hard enough
>>121711553
Oh well, Im still down for a twin
what skills for dynamo roller
why does everyone hate Hank.... From Nintendome :^) so much?
>>121711270
I'm thinking about savescumming
>>121712123
don't
do you want to be like iamu who is so bad that he plays with C+?
>>121712059
go away hank
last match and then we lose,
gg ghost
GHOST VS ZOMBIES WHO GIVES A FUCK
REMOVE EUROPEANS
>>121712269
fuck off tyrone
>>121712269
REMOVE THE COCK FROM YOUR ASS, YANK
squad while we wait?
So who do you think wins?It will be ghosts, ofc
i wanna creampie callie
>>121711749
alright i have twin open
Marie is a sex-addled slut
>>121712512
but I can only play for 2-3 games
>Europe Splatfest over
>Their first rotation back is Towers
>>121712332
>European
>implying that any other people are off a dark skin color
o i am laffin
>>121712269
I'm a burger and I care about the results.
>>121712685
GET ON THE FUCKING TOWER YOU MORONS AAAAAAAAA!!!!
If moe wasn't dead I would be /ghost/ posting like you wouldn't believe it in this thread.
>>121712489
I want ghosts to win but i think the popularity curse will make team zombie win
>>121712715
who said i'm european? you're just acting like a nigger.
>>121712874
I went through 12 straight games of team zombie loosing.
I think zombies will win.
>>121712874
thought popularity curse was more an NA thing than an EU thing.
I lost less than 10 times this splatfest and only 2/3 were against zombies.
Zombies can still win though because of the popularity shit
Squad 3/4
Ice/LiveActors/Phil
>>121712769
Nobody will get on the tower cause somebody will go aloha snackbar at any moment to the tower.
>>121712740
no american would call themselves a burger you stupid fuck europe
>>121713348
they do if they're familiar with the memes.
>>121713348
Are you retarded?
>>121713274
Hopefully I can boot up my system in time
>>121712874
I've been up against ghosts a couple of times
>>121713189
Most popular won 3 out of 6 times so far (Rock, Eating and Messy), so it's not that bad.
>>121713348
Anon how fucktarded are you?
I can't hear WOOMY without feeling like it's connected to "womb" in some way. Even though everything in the game is just fake words that don't have meaning and weren't made by English people anyway.
>splatfest is finally over
>time for ranked again
>Towers RM
>>121713852
>>121712008
Ink Resistance. Dynamo really needs it.
Swim Speed, Ink Saver Main, Damage Up, and maybe Quick Respawn.
>>121713912
it's a shit job, but someone's gotta deliver the fish
any squad up?
Gotta go squad, ggs.
Team Marie will win by 80 points
Marie will have a reason to smile
>>121713928Are there any LOSS.JPG miiverse drawings?Of course there are, does anyone have any saved to share? I need to see it.
>>121714048
Lucky lucky anon.Incsy00
>>121714065
Ggs man.
Ggs ultimater, saw you dunk on towers.
>>121713928
VROOMY WOOMY!!!
I just noticed what's on this squidloli's shirt.
Squad 3/4
Phil/I TRADED/Ice
i will never be good at this game
>>121714086
Sure, if Callie decides to bring it up. Otherwise Marie can't think of anything on her own at all.
>get the octoshot
>wear the octoling gear with it for shits and giggles
>suddenly I'm winning everything and the octoling gear gets awesome rolls for it
we kraken squad now
>>121714382
>suddenly I'm winning everything
because the octoshot is a reskinned tentakek splattershot
>>121714224
added
>>121714334
You are good
>>121714575
I hate the tentatek though
I don't even use the sub or special very often and I'm still doing well
>>121714341
>this calliefag headcannon
>>121713218
Had ghost vs ghost a few times so it's more popular at least.
Went 50 / 50 wins/losses yesterday but today most zombie teams were a joke
Oh man C- squids do some goofy shit. I think I understand how someone could get trapped in low ranks due to shitty teams.
>>121714771
>i hate the tentatek
>but i like using the exact same gun with different looks
>>121714813
Not exactly. I was able to leave c and b behind with a charger, a weapon I rarely use, in a secondary account.
>>121714813
You have to play C- Rainmaker. Shit's glorious, it's like you're playing a whole different game.
>>121714939
Do people purposely derank to see how bad C- is or do you just watch streams?
>>121714884
but it's true
>>121714992
People make different accounts.
Go go ghosts.
>>121714939
I'm playing C- rainmaker right now, I've seen things you squids wouldn't believe.
>>121715120
NAZI. REMOVE EUROPE
>>121715281
any examples?
>>121715281
Tell me, how do the little squibs play ranked.
>>121715120
>Kampfart
EVERY TIME
>>121715281
story time
>>121715120
/r/ing you screaming SCHUTZENFISCH.
>>121714771
>I hate the tentatek
>Suddenly start doing good with it
Why don't you people see this is the shitters crutch weapon
>>121715120
>heil butt haven
>>121715120
4th reich when?
>>121714992
I played C- Rainmaker on my alt account, using the squiffer.
It was basically all mayhem all the time, squibs everywhere trying to grab that fish and run for their (short) lives, not looking left or right.It was fun as fuck.
>wii U goes ding
>match full
you guys are fast
>>121715120
Silly germans.
How did you not die there right now?
>>121715120
>punkasius skatepark
I like it
>>121715532
Anon, that's not how you spell Krak-On Splat Roller.
is it me or there are alot of undertale fags on the street lately
>>121715396
>>121715401
>>121715451
I've seen a bamboozler ignore the objective and systematically cover ground from spawn by shooting straight downwards, right this second I'm watching MELVIN the heavy splatling shoot over the walls of urchin underpass trying to get ink on stuff outside the walls. I've seen an RG grab the rainmaker three times only to walk past the pedestal on 9/11 towers not knowing where to take it. a few matches ago I met an inkbrush samurai who would try to bumpercar his opponents.
>>121715120
Pool is that you?oder sind hier noch andere deutschschprechenden?
>>121715532
I do well with other weapons too. I think I worded my post badly; I'm bad with the tentatek but then I wasn't when I decided to theme my outfit for whatever reason.
>>121716228
Nah I am here shitpostingIch glaub so um die 3.
>1 point
ggs other ink squad
>>121716000
the splatfest brought them out
they like to post about their meme ghosts from their meme game
nice trips btw
GG /ink/
GG rainy squad, close game.
Results when?
>>121716541
12 minutes
>>121716210
I'm getting flashbacks to my TF2 days when I just stop playing the game and watch these people fumble around clueless.
It's like I'm in a zoo, watching animals, but I'm the zoo keeper.
Marie has a cute butt!
>>121716425
>i despise teammates so much
I want to impregnate Marie!
>>121716210
I've said it before: I'd like to have a spectator mode where you could drop into random C- games and just watch that silly spectacle in awe.
I want Marie to bear my children!
>>121717134
I wish I had a way to stream this shit, or fellow smurfs with alts at C- to bully these squibs together
>>121717134
will we ever get replays like smash and mario kart
>>121717273
No bully!
>>121717273
It's possible if you have a 2nd account and a capture card.
wow that was close
49- 51
46 54
I'm so sorry for being the worst.
>>121717561
I have the C- account, and I don't need a capture card to recruit three other people's C- alts.
SEX WITH MARIE
SEX WITH MARIE
All for her
>>121717648
nah, I'm the worst
>>121716000
I havn't seen any. I'd like to just see one post with Napstablook
Only 51% votes for ghosts? For real? I had more same team matchups than at every Splatfest before.
We did it Mariebros!
Zombie-fags on suicide watch
GHOTS WIN?
Who won? Aynone have pics of it?
Everyone is S+, while I'm here, being the shitter
>>121717886
MARIE!
Team Ghosts for the fucking win!
>>121717886
does anyone have the banter screencaps?
>>121717886
The popularity is near even and people still complain about matchmaking?
>>121717648
>>121717774
both of you are great im the real shitter
>>121718076
nope that'd be me
>>121718014
THE GHOST WITH THE MOST
>>121718029
there was nothing
GOOD JOB GHOST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe93CLbHjxQ
>>121717886
Damn, ghost players were way more skilled.
>>121717648
>>121717774
>>121718076
>>121718120
kill yourself
I want Marie to 'reward' me by sitting on my face
Team Marie all the way
anyone up for a squad?
ID:rainylol
>>121718223
classic noe
>>121717886
Blown the fuck out.
Thank you based Europe. Fuck Zombies and the faggots that are into that overdone, tired, meme.
>>121718223
Marie says "Thats the spirit"
And callie says "The zombie apocolypse was cancelled"
>>121718250
It's on my to-do list. Thanks for the encouragement, senpai.
>>121718356
I'm up. Already have you.
>>121717886
This makes it 7 out 7 Splatfest wins for me now.
I don't even know how many snails the losing team gets. 18 I guess, or so I've heard.
>>121718356
sure
I see what you did there, Marie.
>>121718050
I didn't have a single mirror match for ghosts, I think it was just an odd distribution of players earlier in the day.
thx 4 snails lmao!
>>121717886
WE WON! WE WON WE WON WE WON!!
We did it, Ghosts! This is the first time Marie's won in yonks!
24 snails! I have stuff to reroll, so yay!
AAAAAHH!
>america splatfest
>shitposting, 'get fucked' etc
>europe splatfest
>yay, good job ghosts etc
>>121718535
>>121718464
ok squad open
Damn, I wish I'd had time to reach Queen. I'm not normally on the winning team.
>>121718721
that's because everyone picked ninja
>>121717989
what rank are you? I'm A-, about to hit A for the second time.
>>121718371
As if I actually play splatfest for the theme.
>>121718721
American's would hype up a fight between 2 flies.
>>121718762
How far did you get?
>>121718803
except for all of us who picked pirate
>>121718356
we need 1 more
MCU will choke and come third.
>>121718863
How long does this take you?
cute!
CUTE!
>>121718927
The penultimate one, champion I think?
>>121719072
here's a new mcu group picture
>>121719121
I play roughly until 11pm on saturday, and another three hours on sunday.
6 snails is equivalent to 3+ hours of really good squadding with rainmaker in rotation.
Really, did ANYBODY think Zombies were going to win?
>>121718721
cause we like shitflinging at the other team.
>>121719003
That must be heavy as fuck.
>>121719531I cant tell if you're talking about the costume or her.
>>121719358
Why is Rainmaker always favored around here? It's a real bastard to play in as far as I've seen.
America is the best country in the world.
>>121716795
Letting Marie sit on my face!
FACE!
>>121718569
someone meme marie's "that's the spirit"
gg mariefags!
>comm error after the match
top lel
>>121719608
More like cuntry amirite
when does na get splatfest
>>121719601
Because you can KO easily in 30 seconds with RM.
When I say good squadding, I mean you gotta have at least 10 fast knockouts during those 3 hours.
well, i guess she had to lose eventually.
good job ghosts
