>Marathons:
SRG6:
-Cancelled? Happening? It is a mystery.
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASSAMarathon
kazooiegirl >
>>121654297
reminder to laugh at this faggot who wasn't here for cosme posting back in the day
Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:
Hexade
TonyOgbot
Yarumasi
Altabiscuit
2dos
Caveman
Mr_Shasta
Nosraef
IonGravirei
Studio
Ciyon
ZachSK
AlbinoAlbatross
Seckswrecks
Beneziaa
Pyatters
cfb
Headcrab
daily
Yashi
Duke_Bilgewater
ovendonkey
Pykn
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
reed_tiburon
bjw
iateyourpie
Sylux98
Darkspinessonic
Unusualcook
NewAgeRetroHippie
Cptpoopfist
Feel free to add to the list.
adrian pictures keep em up
>>121655916
>girls
real new thread
>>>/trash/13752
Predict when Cosmo kills himself
>>121655916
holy moley
>8 posts early
elin
simplee elin
I'm above a lot of things
Reminder to never consume foods with soy products (including vegetable oil hydrogenated or not).
Avoid plastic containers for food and NEVER hear plastic in microwave or with hot water.
Xenoestrogens are a serious problem especially if your test is already low naturally or because of sedentary lifestyle. This can cause gynecomastia and or gender dysmorphia.
>Narcissa
>>121655916
Remove Hexade, Sylux, and as much as I hate to say it, Hippie.
>>121655970
Realistically he'll probably just keep his chat in sub-only mode playing fad games for subscriber bucks. When that money train runs out who knows
>>121655916
fw didnt make the list
>Narcissa
>>121656119
Is he 100% living off soylent?
>>121656162
Out of everyone on the list why did you select those three?
Anybody want to do a Soylent Green /srg/ movie night?
>>121656459
Yes.
He was saying on stream he wasnt sure if it was safe. Might be too much potassium with his women pills.
Cant ask the doctor, because you know, they would likely deny him the pills.
>>121656430
>those hairy arms
>dat high test
>fw adrian is more manly than cosmo even pre narcy
>>121656430
How often do you think she fucked Cosmo with a strapon?
>>121656684
Never noticed those hairy arms till now
>>121656605
Hexade is serg and has been for years now, Sylux has been here since 2013 and not much has changed since then, Hippie can be annoying in chat but he's serg.
>Narcissa
>>121656605
it was hexade
>>121656904
this is hexade
>cosmo has a 100lb waif body but an insanely deep voice
must be frustrating to not fit in either gender
>Narcissa
Why the fuck is Cosmo living off Soylent?
Is he fucking retarded?
>>121657059
hes trans so yes
>Narcissa
>Take a bunch of hormones without doctor supervision
>Try to live off Soylent
>Surround yourself with a bunch of people who won't tell you how retarded you are being
Dead within a year.
>>121657221
cutexit :3c
>>121656119
good post
http://pastebin.com/re0iU96R
>Narcissa
>>>>>>>>>Narcissa
>>121656953
seriously though where are the hurblat and mr. k namedrops
>>121657415
http://pastebin.com/cwNZHNPm
>>121657415
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>Narcissa
>narcissa
>>121657515
They are too normal for us here desu
>>121656430
Is this the kind of guy Cosmo likes?
>Narcissa
fw morbidly curious to watch cosme's transition
i wonder how much he'll actually change, physically?
face shape? chin? voice?
i'm going to keep a diary of any changes in cosme i notice.
>Narcissa
>>121655916
add headcrab
>>121657716
He's 26 and weighs like 100 pounds. He'll get some pointy A cups and that's it.
>>121657743
im already there
Has Beneziaa weighed in on the news?
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>wanda
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
All Narcposting belongs here: >>>/trash/14153
The amount of people that just went >Narcissa proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>121658393
fw you narced on the jopes at agdq
>Narcissa
>>121656064
I want an elin
>>121658496
they're all wash outs anyway
stfu fucktard
>Narcissa
>>121657939
nice
reminder that the fallout anthology category is missing 2 games (3 if shelter has some sort of end)
its time
>>121658474
It's just one guy dumping his image folder.
>>121658927
shelter doesn't have an end, and no one should even consider running it
>>121659028
>Narcissa
Is Witwix our boy?
>>121659234
lol
>>121659234
>Middle isn't Wanda
you had one job
She just said she'd always wanted to transition, kek. That she'd had the feelings for a while but didn't have the courage to make the change.
>>121659257
depends on what he thinks of @Narcissa~™
>>121658723
What's that thing on the lower right corner by funny Mario Maker negro?
>>121659385
Well it is something that effects you for the rest of your life I hope you wouldnt do it on a whim
>>121659440
"real talk" splits
cosmo just confirmed his sexuality is -->~#fluid#~<--
>>121657716
>two days into the transition
>found out his voice will never change
beefed it
>>121659385
is that why she was such a dick to cronikeys
![9051680[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/gAsdqjv.png "9051680[1].png")
>>121659461
MercurySSB: narcissa is just a total babe and you're perfect and amazing and everybody feels like they should have trans'd earlier but at the end of the day you're doing it now and that r00lz and you're the best 2k15
>I have just omg ALWAYS wanted to be TRANS just didnt have the...courage I guess
Bull fucking shit. This is just the estrogen in your grey matter making you think like a woman.
>OMG I have ALWAYS wanted a 2016 BMW like my whole life please buy!
>>121659580
>filename
it was over b4
>>121659781
>>>/v/315835413 hey we screencapped at the same time
>>121659654
Cronikeys is pretty unlikable desu
>>121659781
>@Peaches
>>121659781
>@Peaches
Is Peaches a tranny now too?
>@Peaches
>naming yourself after a Harry Potter character
did cosmo shittalk cronikeys? Who is cronikeys and why is she a stupid bitch? Why is she hating on her own kind? Why is she ugly? explain this
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
>@Peaches
>/srg/ bullying croni all of a sudden
really not a fan of this meme at all
croni is cute and our girl
>>121660305
will someone explain who cronikeys even is and why he tries really hard to be relevant? why does he keep shitposting on twitter like it's 4chan, does he actually have actual autism?
>>121660231
croni...
>>121660171
maybe going trans could become the next cool SRC (speed run community) meme and all our favorite streamers could come out
>>121660262
step it up shitter
it's pretty crazy how the thread on /trash/ is better than this one right now
>>121660435
croni is an srg oldgirl who srg meme'd was trans (she isn't)
she's a glitch hunter and also has something to do with admin of one of the speedgaming sites... speedrun.com ? or something i don't know
>>121660305
die faggot
>>121660435
Tranny furfag who does nothing but glitch hunt. Not even a speedrunner desu.
>>121660534
>me on the left
>mfw Cosmo is making bank off these new subs when he had like 3 before
>mfw they are only doing this because Cosmo is sobrave
>>121660554
>she isn't
>>121660594
why do people tripfag. The whole point of this place is that it's anonymous. why would you ever admit to posting on /srg/ especially ironically. Goose and caveman are /srg/s real heroes. And cronikike shit talked our boy
>>121660595
found a piehexer
>>121659580
>judenstein
>>121660554
Nothing you said is true.
>>121659992
>you will never gently caress your mutilated genitals on peaches scruffy beard while he softly moans 'ay chihuahua'
>Narcissa
>>121660804
I thought the watermark said Cosmowright
>>121659580
>>121660947
wrong general bud
>>121660947
what is he speedrunning?
>>121660947
>>121626673
I dunno why you're all hating on Narcissa when she's not even being obnoxious about her transition. She seems a lot happier now.
You fought in the cosmeme wars?
>>121660976
>judenstein got to be in a Guinness Book of World Records photoshoot
>cosmo is at home pretending to be a girl
Holy shit, just think about all of this for a second. It's mind boggling.
>MercurySSB: @Wolfftrap PROTIP from a fellow trans lady who started transitioning many years ago: if you think you might be trans, you're like, pretty much definitely trans. just yolo it even if you're scared because everybody's fuckin' scared... at times, it's like you'll never stop being scared... but youðll be glad you did it anyway <3
how you want your life senpai?
Is Trihex not streaming because he's embarrassed after getting massively trolled by NoSleepTV?
>>121659580
>Feiqn
Did she ever figure out how to overclock her headphones?
>>121661158
What happened? Tip has his VODs on sub only.
>>121661158
who and what
okay brehs I need some fucking updates here. been away for a week and didn't check shit online.
came back to this.
>>121661306
cosmo announced his suicide on twitter. Met with applause
>>121661306
>>121661069
Who's hating? Im just enjoying a chuckle m80.
>>121661141
>/pol/ was literally right
>cosmo's name is literally wright
it's all coming together my god
>>121661141
>MercurySSB: @Wolfftrap I know that feel. mental illness and its intersections with trans babehood are hard... but you can do it! and like, transitioning will probably make a ton of shit way better. or at least "shit, things are terrible right now and I am so anxious, but at least I'm a fucking amazing goddess and love myself"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Damn, I should announce I am trans too and reap the money from all those bandwagoners.
This shit is Against Me! v2
Do you think Pie's marketing degree will make him also transition to try to make a quick buck?
name a more tumblr infested chat than cosmo's
Anybody else think Narcissa is being really brave? I mean, imagine having to go through all of the hardships of what she's going to have to go through. She truly is a hero in our community.
what the fuck, f a m s. I check his twitch and it's subscriber only chat with people only talking about trans stuff.
did he legit become trans?
>>121661801
It's she now you retard.
>>>/out/ and stay out
how do you want your chat?
>>121661889
>>121661925
chill
![9051702[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/U8GAXGd.png "9051702[1].png")
>>121661873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LkfH5BZg4g
>>121661873
this guy is the most normal person in chat
It's 2015 /srg/, grow the fuck up.
>>121661873
>I am gay because I hate my parents for taking me to church.
>I am also likely athiest for the same reason.
This used to not happen, but that was back when corporal punishment was ok.
>>121661801
>2015
>not trying to fuck a ladyboy
bigot scum
>>121662007
So basically it is a chat full of people trying not to think about how much they hate their lives.
>>121659580
>>121659781
Jesus fuck if my chat was like that I would shoot myself in the head on stream
>>121662048
*takes out shiv*
Dont tell me what to do!
>NarcissaBot: cosmoPizza cosmoPizza Sub Hype! OMG OMG! ZillahSinclair!!! SUB HYPEEE!!! cosmoPizza cosmoPizza
so he goes trans and decides to make a faggot sub bot?
What is to blame for all of this? I blame the internet
this shit is so great. thank you jesus. thank you so much
guys
guys
shut the fuck up
wibbles finally got a run going
COME ON!
>>121662150
Case in point, I don't know what I really expected from /srg/. It's 2015.
>>121662180
Nah senpai, apparently there's some serious xenoestrogens in that soylent shit
>>121662180
here ya go
>>121662048
>It's 2015
haha narcissa that's a good one no but seriously where's mike?
>>121661212
she's dead
>>121662490
sorry to inform
It's 2015. You all need to educate yourself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmoAX9f6MOc
>some of the emotes on twitch are negative
>like they are laughing at me
I'm genuinely sad this happened to cosmo. used to be all about running shit fast and giving great commentary.
>>121662490thought duke shamed him into exile for stealing money meant for cancer patients
GUYS IT IS TE CURRENT YEAR
Why havent you given up on thousands upon thousands of years of male and female biology for something we came up with in the past 50???
>>121662180
Fuck I'm a transdegenerate and having a chat like Narcissa's would make me pull out my hair.
It's 2015 can we stop naming ourselves after harry potter characters
>it's 2015
>Narcissa has revealed herself
Good for her.
>>121662727
sda is never getting a page visit from me again
>>121662727
confirmed fake>>121662826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMzYidSmRFg
>had Narci's stream open
>182, 695 followers
>refresh
>182, 466
really didn't expect such transphobia in speedrunning..
so much for this community being a safe and tolerant space..
>>121662879
http://socialblade.com/twitch/user/narcissawright/monthly
>it's 2015
>sda and srl still exist
people really need to grow the fuck up
>>121662879
>>121663003
commit suicide
>>121659746
>trans lesbian
kek to the extreme
>>121663003
There is no such thing as romantic attraction. This is made up.
Men are attracted to visual signals of fertility (good looks, hips, ass, tits)
Women are attracted to status (confidence, money, leadership)
This all comes from evolutionary biology back in the caveman days.
>it's 2015
>people still exist
sigh...
>it's 2015
>/srg/ and 4chan still exist
people really need to grow the fuck up
>>121663392
nature isn't going anywhere, transfreak
>it's 2015
>still no pics of Narcissa's boipussi leaked yet
>>121663439
You obviously haven't read the news lately. Wake up, it's 2015.
>>121663572
wrong side of history, marx boy
>>121663665
>y_
>in 2015
pathetic
>2015
>I still dont have wr
:/
>I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE TRANS HERO I AM CRYING FOR YOU
>open this retard's stream for the first time
>hair isn't even long
>no visible girl clothing
>literally doesn't even try with the voice
>some eyeliner
the laziest MtF attempt I've ever seen
>>121662473
>>121662203
>>121662238
CURRENT YEAR
>>121664040
>>121663274
what you just posted is pretty fucking made up too
>it's 2015
>these are my choices
so sick of this bullshit still happening
>2015
>not being a fucking homo like squid
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JXEUDhIj12
>>121664221would
it's 2015 people, come on, get off the wrong side of history
So does Cosmo takes it in the ass now?
>>121664335
squid...
Speedrunning is a civil rights issue.
Its 2015
Get on the right side of history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnGlTy_vSj0
>>121664410
Yep, he confirmed he likes dudes on his stream
>>121664926
about time that shark gets some love
>>121665039
pie's teeth aren't that bad
>12:10 Nekohime64: some shitty Admin reverted Narci's wiki page to the wrong pronouns and name and locked edits to admins
>12:10 Nekohime64: https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Cosmo_Wright&action=history
>all these trans-lesbians in denial
You know, honestly I feel sorry for you gals. It's 2015. Get over yourselves.
>>121660263
Now this has got to be a joke
>>121665195
im talking about the man in the suit but i'll go on to detract from ur shit some more with showing you how wrong you are
>>121665326
>narci
>>121664863
what the heck, is pie a manlet?
>>121665326
>some shitty Admin
based some shitty admin
>>121660598
you gonna do the 2 jump 4-2?
>>121665512
He's taller than zfg.
https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/agdq2016_budget_overview.html
>>121665326
BASED WIKI MODS
BASED WIKI MODS
BASED WIKI MODS
is he legally changing his name to Narcissa? it's like he just mixed the words carcass and nauseous
>PS2 abyss instead of 3ds
literally why bertin do you not know about the godawful load times?
>>121665850
he didn't know about fds
someone post the pic of pie raising his hands to god
>>121665767
>Japanese speedgamers
It's been a while lads
>>121666271
rks pls go
>>121666271
*snuggles up in bed with essar gee*
post your splits guys!
>>121666361
now THAT'S "above it all"
>>121666361
>it's real
>literally above it all the tweets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh3QY9HpZV8
>>121666361
WOW ABSOLUTELY EBIN
>>121666448
show me yours i'll show you mine
>>121666448
>>121666361
I LOVE TO FLY
>>121666664
Was Runnerguy the original speedcuk?
>>121666361
Look up "Unwarranted Self-Importance" and you'll see a picture of these tweets
>>121666361
I can't believe this is real. Ever since someone made above it all a meme people have been saying shit like this
Whats the new drama? Is there any new content or is it still Narcissa?
>>121666271
What is there to love about, anime? Just look at what high quality speedruns are on Nicovideo right now :3
>Ocarina of Time
>Dragon Quest 2
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 5
>Dragon Quest 7
>A Link to the Past
>Dragon Quest 5
>Ocarina of Time
>Shiren the Wanderer
>Dragon Quest 2
>Super Mario Sunshine
>Dragon Quest 6
>Dragon Quest 1-3
>Dragon Quest 4
>Pokemon (Red/Green ?)
>Pokemon Yellow
>Dragon Quest 5
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 5
>Final Fantasy 13
>Rasāru Ishii no Childs Quest
>Ocarina of Time
>Paper Mario
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 8
>Final Fantasy 9
>Dragon Quest 3
>MADARA 2 (?)
>Dragon Quest 3
>Dragon Quest 3
>Final Fantasy 9
>Dragon Quest 4
>Dragon Quest 3
>The Wind Waker
>Final Fantasy 8
>Final Fantasy 6
>The Wind Waker
>>121666968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XZK3yd24Qo
>>121666968
meows got in a fight at his school and is on probation
>>121666361
>>121667121
UMM exsqueeze me but her name is Chanzeux
>>121667040
At least they run something.
List of those above it all:
kryssstal
unusualcook
cfb
bertin
grav
wallyaldo
iateyourpie
werster
Feel free to reply with names that belong on this list
>>121667431
add stiv
>>121667431
list is missing at LEAST one "power gap" between kryssstal and everyone else
