Comfy saturday Edition
>Patch 3.1: So Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/cc5b2ba8ffd64cef26cb0e0cdac97104f8e7308e
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Letter from the Producer:
XXIV: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/269279
XXV: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/269284
>FF14 Resources
(Includes: /xivg/ Free Companies/Linkshells & Resources/Guides.)
http://pastebin.com/cRb2g2PA
>Previously on /xivg/:>>121589497
a! a cute
Someone give me some (you)'s
>>121630659
\o/ lala~
>4 posts early
Reminder that 3.1 is garbage
xth for where are the frauleins
>>121630728
No !
>>121630862
Here friend take it, it's yours.
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that could be Liora.
>>121630498
>>121629761
>>121628946
Small handstiny, hurtyfistbump.
I want to marry an elezen~!
>Paladins are still going to be unwanted trash in 3.1
guess i can unsub now. i'm not waiting until next expansion for the class i want to possibly become good.
>tfw freakishly long and skinny fingers
>tfw barely have to strain my hand at all during combat
nth for lewd Lalas!
>he plays a male character
>SE releasing the patch when FO4 makes it's premiere
Who is in charge of setting the dates for these things? It's as if they want XIV to fail.
>some guy compliments my glamour
>it's just the i50 monk set
>>121630831
who IS THIS
>>121631520
>he plays a female character
>she plays a male character
>theyplay an androgynouscharacter
>>121631554
more like Fail Out 4 :^)
I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!
>>121631520
>That pic is so true
I hate this trend. Also, still not bunny suits for cute boys.
>>121631554
>Playing a bug-ridden FO4 on release.
>>121631554
Dude.
FO4, XIV patch, Legacy of the Void, and fucking Rise of Womb Raider.
I know it's the holiday season, but. Fuckin' come on.
>>121631391
>>121631391
>reprogram the back and forward button on my mouse to shift and ctrl
>no more straining and I have 36+ easily reachable keys
Gotta map smarter not harder.
>>121631520
>>121631554
FO4 shouldn't have released on the same day of the patch
xth for why the fuck isn't shit people want dropping
>>121631695shewearsshort skirts
and iwear tshirts
she'scheer captain
and i'mon the bleachers
>>121632165
stop it bel
>>121631803
Legacy of the Void is the one out of those that's horribly mistimed. Blizzard is a bunch of fucking morons now.
>>121632297
Oh, I know. Apparently it drops Nov 9th, but I can't tell if that's at midnight going from the 9th to the 10th or at midnight going from the 8th to the 9th.
>>121632297
>now
>>121632297
This.
You want Blizzard ceo decisions in ffxiv? Here have trial characters boosted to 60. Oh and they also queue in DF.
>>121632297
there's only one void i'm visiting on tuesday
WHATS THE FASTEST WAY TO GET TO LEVEL 60 FROM 50 ON YOUR SECOND CLASS
>>121632517
xth for thread celebrities
>>121632278
You can't tell me what to do, Jaden
>>121631520
Playing a male character is a lot like being a guy in real life.
You have to work extra hard to get noticed.
>>121632704
Dungeons. If queues don't pop, FATEs. Check your server's PF for fate groups.
i gotta say the NIN eso armor looks really good on girls, especially the chest piece
>>121632749
Nobody is a celebrity here.
>>121632782
fuck!!
>>121632749
Literally who?
haha blizzard sucks and wow sucks and yoshi is perfect and makes perfect games i can't wait to experience the new wow it's fucking nothing: the update and suck his dick some more
>>121632704
NT to 51-53, CWH if group is going to 53 otherwise, churning mists to 57, hinterlands to 60. if you got some friends spam dungeons, library with lvl 60's is fun too.
>>121632704
51-54: northern thanalan fates, challenge log, 1 and 2 star hunts (3 may kill you so get help), roulettes
54-60: same as above but do fates in churning mists
or just wait for 3.1 and see how much more exp dungeons give
>>121632918
The chest is probably my favorite single piece of armor in the game.
mudra bunny minion when
>>121632749
i want to make pure yuri love to that au ra
>>121632974
>Legion has a lot of good ideas and cool tidbits that seem interesting
>remember that WoD looked the same way at first
at least . . overwatch might be cool . .
xth for pic related is asking for it
I'm the wicket keeper!
post cosplays
>>121633392
fuck youuuu thats my dead lalaaaa
>>121633261
ANY bunny minion when
>>121633519
>>121633409
Cricket is just awful desu
>>121631554
>>121632095
This tb.h.Though you can pretty much just unlock it a day earlier on Steam.
>>121633432DEATH SENTENCE INCOMING
How does LoVM work, patch notes over complicate it.
>>121633594
just get a lala
>Friend changes from femroe to female elezen
>Wanted my opinion
>Gets mad when I tell them their face is too man-ish due to a broad chin and weird eyes
>Haven't talked since
Okay...
>Raw Destruction
Nice game balance, SE.
>>121633742
SEMON DEMON
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>>121633891
{None left.}
>>121633432
How pleased you are to chop away, Jack The Ripper!
>>121633891
who is this cute lala
please be my girlfriend
>>121633904
vit accessories my friend, get them.
>>121633904
>just gonna solo defend this node
>nin pops out of stealth and raw destructions me to the seven hells
>>121633904
>Bitching about melee LB when SMNs exist in PvP
Fuck off, you're probably a summoner yourself
Alt-tabbed back into the game on my scrub warrior and found myself in this delightful position.
>>121633904
Is that the melee PvP LB?
Because I can never get away with that unless I have full vit. even using any knockback shit still doesn't work.
I still want to make pure yuri love toyou.
>>121634012WASH AWAY THE ANGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2AiIcULuys
>>121634121neither ofyou are cute though
>>121634108
>>121634179
It's just odd that Cometeor can be interrupted by just tapping the caster, but Raw Destruction absolutely cannot be interrupted unless you Sleep, Stun, or Kill the melee.
>>121631520
Yeah there is no reason to ever be male in ffxiv. Males need buffed.
>>121634012
MEMES JACK
>>121633279
I still want to make pure yuri love toyou.
I'm glad paladin is still worthless. Thanks Yoshi.
>>121633904
>Spineshatter Dive into Raw Destruction
>AST shields himself enough to only take 5k damage after the stun falls off
Truly great times we live in.
>>121634085
{/worry}
>>121634478
PLD mains deserve it.
>>121634478
well they are still the coolest looking tank
>>121634478
Fuck the police, play what you like
>>121634478
>Make shield swipe off GCD
>Still need a parry proc to use it
>Supposed to help with DPS
Cool...
>>121634606
>drop nuke
>ast spams shield and hops away
which job do you think is gonna represent the next expansion?
>>121634683
>same angle AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miz5WC3rlVg
>>121634683
I'll play another game.
>>121634478
I'm sorry you're a talentless useless warrior that no one wants
>>121634478
>we will fix some issues concerning paladin's TP problems
>paladin pretty much gets jack shit
>they lower the TP cost of straight shot in a change that almost nobody fucking asked for
>and it conserves TP better than paladin's changes
i'd be pissed if i was a pld
>>121634765
>"just stick on him bro :^)"
>Everyone else on their team killing you at the same time
ASTs and SMNs are the fucking worst bunch of faggots
>>121634716
Well it does help with DPS, as long as there are things to actually parry.
It's just, you know, sometimes there are whole fights where there aren't.
>>121634856
Monk probably.
I think we are either going to Doma or Allah Amigo
SAM/NIN or MNK respectively
>>121634012
>>121634924
>PLD calling anyone useless
>>121634856
(>>121635014) pretty took the words outta my mouth.
>>121633891
Good idea, where's the pet store?
>>121634634
i just want a cute lala waifu to cuddle and pet and go on adventures with
nothing lewd i promise
>>121633729
i really like this image anon
>>121634885
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
>>121635116
you'll regret messing with my pixelated cat you bastard...
>>121634961
Putting aside whether or not it's actually going to be a useful enough change to actually do anything for Paladin, I think it's pretty funny that they said "We're not going to improve Paladin DPS, but we are going to help their TP sustainability", and then it turns out that the changes basically make their TP issues worse unless they're off-tanking, and actually do improve their DPS by a percentage that would be seen as really significant on any other class.
>>121635319
erp
>>121634421
please do
>>121635378
please don't blacklist me
Alright, /v/. Which one and why?
I'm not sure this male wildwood and male midlander are hooking-up, but it's certainly cute seeing them together.
>>121634856
Merchant. and set in Ala Mhigo
{Please assist.}
>>121635478
Heh, well you better watch your step or else you're gonna end up on a little list that will F your life up on this side of the hemisphere....
>>121635309
I guess that's alright then...
>>121635601
Left
http://strawpoll.me/5949211
VOTE
VOTE
VOTE
>>121635480
Ishgard
Sickness must be purged
>>121635601
Left.
We don't need anymore Tinyeyes McHugenose shitheads.
>>121635480
Gridania, becauseMoonlight Greatsword.
>>121635480
None is extremist enough for me.
I would gladly join the Empire and subjugate lesser being and destroy filthy beastmen and their false idols.
>>121635480
>/v/
Maelstrom is excellent because sexy, pale, seagiant.
Immortal Flames has gross lalafell.
Twin Adders is nature-lovers and eternally prepubescent witches.
Ishgard guaranteed to have best armor, though. Also sexy elezen women.
>>121635712
Liora by a landslide. Whoda thunk
>>121635801
You finally got the set. Well done.
>>121635646
so you will be my girlfriend? where can i meet you?
>>121636001
Ishguard gc can't happen soon enough. I shall win hildas heart through mercilessly slaughtering anything that opposes the holy sea.
>>121635136
Come say that to my face
why can't I use the post from url function?!
>>121635712
>people are saying Liora
>doesn't post as much as their imposters
>>121635712
http://strawpoll.me/5949261
>>121636381
Abe is the only answer here desu senpai.
>>121636245
top qt
>Minimum Surveillance: 70 for EASY
REV UP THEM AIRSHIPS
>>121634716
>Still need a parry proc to use it
Are you serious?
>spamming Aery all fucking day to get AST up to speed
>rage slowly building as tanks don't pull sleeping dragons for no good fucking reason
>queue up again
>BRD accidentally pulls a dragon with a Foe
>tank gets upset and tells people not to pull them even though it's fucking EXP in a fucking EXP dungeon
>I get upset, say the opposite of what the tank does
>pull them myself, heal and DPS through that shit
>tank is too assblasted to tank them, stands there doing nothing
>try to kick them after they do it for the remaining sleepers
>vote fails
>no comms either
So am I in the wrong here or what? I strongly feel like that tank was a gigantic fucking idiot, but I have no idea what's generally thought about this shit.
>>121636245
She needs to be purged.
>>121635480
I like the Shroud, I like the leader, and I like the coat.
>>121636001
>>121636245
>Implying there will be an Ishgardian GC when their only possible leader is about to kick the bucket
Unless you want Alphinaud as a leader again.
>>121636381
http://strawpoll.me/5949283
Private Housing airships when
>24 hours of maintenance
Umm, excuse me? am I missing something here? I don't remember paying 12 dollars a month for 24 maintenance
>>121636781
>obligatory Guild Wars 2 never has maintenance
>never had subscription
>>121636781
are you ready for 24 hours of shitposting ebins with nothing to do?
>>121636001
There are plenty of cute elezen within the Twin Adder forces
>>121636781
it's a major patch day you autist, it happened with 3.0 too
>>121636781
Don't worry, it's Yoshi so it's okay!
>>121636653
The tank was an idiot. If someone wants to kill the sleeping dragons, you kill the sleeping dragons. It's, what, 20 seconds extra per? You're not in THAT much of a rush you can't let someone get a little more xp out of that shitty dungeon.
>>121636781
>doesn't read the ToS
>I didn't pay for this!
hohoho
>>121636781
You never play an MMO before or what?
24 hours is nothing compared to the shit I've seen.
Best and Worst song in XIV?
>>121636781
Yes you're missing the fact that it's not fucking uncommon when it's a major content patch
Retard
>>121636781
Oh no, you're losing 40 cents of game time!
Imagine all the sticks of gum you could buy with that lost game time!
>>121636321
I'd Fell Cleave your face and you couldn't do anything about it because you're a useless piece of shit.
>>121636975
>tfw my Duskwight basically looks like that except with dark grey skin, red eyes and ginger hair
>same hairstyle even
>didn't know about that NPC until I encountered 'em in a cutscene with that character
>>121636726
http://strawpoll.me/5949325
>>121637209
Best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLRcuojE7Pc
Worst:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBhQOXGnC_s
>>121637209
Dravanian Forelands Day
Thornmarch theme
>>121636653
I always just pull everything when I tank that dungeon. Half the time someone aggros the dragons anyways so might as well just pull the damn things. They don't take long to kill anyways.
>>121635432how do I find you?
>>121634885
>that video quality
THANKS SO MUCH YOSHI, YOU'RE THE BEST
pic related
Q: Are there any plans to add a feature where any item you obtain once is recorded in some sort of a directory, and even if you get rid of that equipment, you can use a glamour prism on anything in the directory? With a feature like this, users could create a lot more room in their inventories.
A: Yoshida: If that were possible, it would be easier to just increase inventory space. Every player would have to acquire item obtainment information data, which would be very difficult.
salut
>>121637947
>2009
hurr
Cat tail poll
http://strawpoll.me/5949374
>was thinking of leveling PLD just in case the buffed it this patch
>read the patch notes
>>121637959
where is ur bf
>>121638070
>feeding chocolate to dogs
>>121638070
>was thinking of leveling PLD just in case the buffed it this patch
>read the patch notes
>>121637956
Even Destiny has some things like that saved now.
>>121637181
pretty sure maplestory was down for like a week at one point, shit was terrible
>>121638169
he doesn't exist.....
>>121638052
*pet fluffy tail*
>emperor protects will never be back
anyone else miss him
http://strawpoll.me/5949400
>>121637209
Azys Lla day theme/Ramuh theme
Sea of Clouds
is Alphinaud a manlet or do elezen age slower
>>121637209
Best
>Dravanian Forelands during the day
Worst
>Goblet
Grand Ebin Finals
http://strawpoll.me/5949411
>>121637956
I really wish it were a system like this.
Way easier to manage
>>121638052
>Liking a long X
Fluffy tail had the potential to be best, but SE fucked it up and made it the worst instead
>>121638605
He is a mixture if I remember correctly
>>121638605
Yes.
He needs lots more bullying to grow big and-well I wouldn't say "strong" at all because it's lil' Alphy.
>>121638432
>either of the Levileur twins ever dying
>>121638649
http://strawpoll.me/5949427
>double Eye proc on a Red Scrip node
>>121638605
Elezen are children longer than other races.
But then again he is 16.
>>121638605
Elezen just age a lot slower
>>121638260
But they buffed it.
Do the helmets in this game have parts for Miqo'te ears or Au Ra horns? Like would there be armored ear parts on heavy paladin helmets?
>>121638605
>>121638923
most of the lalafells are over 200 years old
>>121637209
Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc2iwgW98sk
Worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBhQOXGnC_s
http://strawpoll.me/5949448
>>121638849
>Implying they didn't just make Alphinaud more likeable in Heavensward so it would hurt more when he gets brutally murdered right in front of you
>>121638939
How old do Elezen get, anyway? What age are they considered "adult"?
>>121636653
That tank was a faggot.
>>121637405
>>121638445
>Azys Lla day theme
What the fuck does this remind me of? Paper Mario? I could have sworn I've heard something achingly similar to it before but I can't put my finger on what it was or where it came from.
>>121638396
d-do you want one?
http://strawpoll.me/5949464
>>121639176
11
just like every other race
>>121639121
Oh man, if they did that I think I'd struggle to make jokes about it.
I still would though. If Haurchy bucketing out didn't stop me nothing will.
>>121639176
>>121638980
>>121638605
>Q: What are the age scales of every race? How long do they live and how long does it take them to become an adult?
>Fernehalwes: Okay, yeah I asked about this and I was told that age-scale wise the five races biologically they can live about- they have the same lifespan as we do here on earth. They can live one hundred, one hundred and twenty biologically. The thing is, here we have modern medicine, we have jobs that don't take us on to the battlefield, we have food in refrigerators not sitting in a barrel. And so we can live that long, whereas, in Eorzea its a much harsher realm. I mean you've got raptors roaming the jungle. "I need to go out and pick an ogre pumpkin!" "Oh sorry, daddy got eaten by a raptor as he was picking our dinner pumpkin so it looks like we're having nothing for dinner tonight." And so daddy dies of raptor and children die of starvation because they couldn't get the pumpkin.
>That said, Elezen actually do have a longer lifespan than the other four races. And this also appears in the- when they go from child to puberty to adulthood. So which is why you'll see in the- in 1.0 there was a bunch of Elezen children that appeared in some of the quests and they appear again in 2.0, and they're still children. And you think well it's been five years why are they still children? It's because again that childhood for Elezen can last much longer. And they end up living longer as well. Um, but for the most part it's pretty much just the same as us, but with more... fatality.
Is your first server transfer free?
>>121639273
Azys Lla day theme is a slower version of the fractal continuum theme.
>>121639329
They seemed like an okay person.
>>121639273
reminds me of Deus Ex
>>121634606
>fetter ward, perfect balance, shoulder tackle, twin snakes, limit break
>AST still lives with around 10% HP
>>121639693
heartless and antisocial
>>121639660
Which I'm 90% sure is actually true for a lot of the HW dungeons and the zones you find them in.
>>121637956
Welcome to gw2
>>121638432
>>121638849
>>121639121
>you're a White Mage
>you've inherited the mantle and powers of the greatest healer the realm has ever seen
>you've pulled countless people back from the brink of death
>you can heal someone from dying to perfect health in an instant
>and you let Haurchefant lie there using his dying breaths to praise you
>he uses over a minute to die
>your longest casting spell takes three seconds
>and you don't heal him
>you just sit there and look sad
>>121639917
So, you?
>>121639580
ok when do we marry
im not a catboy tho is that ok for you
>>121638605
>realizing that he's not actually a girl
Saddest moment of my life.
How long should 56-57 take? I've been doing aery for hours now and I just hit halfway
http://strawpoll.me/5949549
http://strawpoll.me/5949549
http://strawpoll.me/5949549
>>121640352
He does have an identical twin sister
>>121640097
Haurchefant wasn't truly alive. He was a sentient jam donut born from a drunken tryst between his father and a primal patisserie. That's why when Haurchefant was pressed on his stomach all the jam spilled out his mouth.
You don't try to save him because in the end he got the fate he desired and he became a real donutwith a hole in the middle.
>>121640595
wait a fucking second
>>121640595
>tfw offered to start an FC with Sera and buy a mansion for HW
>She up and quits and cuts all contact with everyone
welp, All that money saved up for nothing, its still sitting in my retainer
>>121640595
>tfw actually try to be objective
>realize none of them ever actually contributed to the thread
>>121640771
Boy/Girl twins can't be identical.
Alisaie probably has a penis.
>>121640834
They were never real, it was just an alter ego of Vjera.
Anyone have a good looking femme cat with face 4? Fuck I can't make it look nice. I like the brown nose though.
>US servers are so toxic even japanese are commenting on it
Murrica fuck yeah
>>121641130
Looking to make a tumblr cat eh?
>>121640834
She pretends to be like vjera with her new phase of being all mature and in no need of human relationships and all that.
She is as stupid and easily influenced as always.
>>121641187
why are they called tumblr cats anyways, i never understood that
>>121641000
>Sera and Liora sitting together in Ul'dah staring at each other for a week, Sera all over Liora
>Sera quits
>Vjera starts shitposting against Liora non-stop
>Liora leaves /xivg/
It all makes sense now
>>121641364
the cutest cat
>>121641374
its a xivg meme
>>121640595
But none of these avatarfags are "old"
None of these were around during beta/alpha or 1.0
>>121641374
Brown nose.
Also they all seem to be played by easily offended girls.
>>121641492
your mom wasn't around during the renaissance but she's still old
>>121641374
it's a shitty /xivg/ meme
it's mean to be the mithra face
I just got armorer to 50 and was wondering if there is a vendor or something in HW that I can get level 50 gear at. Every gear guide I'm finding on google is over a year old
>>121641595
did I upset your favorite avatarfag?
>>121641701
If you are on Adamantoise I will craft you a 50 set
http://www.never-gone.com/Memorials/emperorprotects
please leave a message and show we care
Can anyone give me a list on the notable stuff each avatarfag did.
Like a description on them and why they are treated like "celebrities" here.
>>121641773
Thanks for the offer, but I'm on Cactuar
>>121641130
I dunno, I kinda liked the mooncat I had with that face
She didn't last long tho
>>121641130
Vivian was the best face 4.
Someone post the drawing of Alisaie happy with the Southern Seas swimsuit and Alphinaud holding one with grim air.
>>121641962
Abe: Cleared A4S, has cute feet
Everyone else: Nothing.
>>121640348
sorry my love is reserved for cute male miqo'te only
>>121641919
I want to leave some bad jokes but I think I've registered for enough dumb things that clutter my inbox this week.
>>121641919
what if i find you a new manroe husbando
Which dps should I level and why? I play sch and pld if that helps any.
>>121641130
>>121642170
go nuts he loved jokes
>>121642201
no
>>121642226
The one that looks like the most fun to you
>>121642126
Those aren't really something notable. lots of people have cute feet and cleared savage alexander.
>>121642261
>>121642070
>>121642076
