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>Red Space Suits are confirmed robust
>should we unban 2hotdog/termedclepe/shitter of the month?
>hookshot tries to reel in null, server says no thank you and kills itself
>more 4chin cup posting
>Chemistry Overdoses: Knowing the difference between Dr Feel Good and Doctor Beaker. The difference could save your life!
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
remove vox
hey 30 mols guy
if you're here, add me on steam, i wanna figure that shit out with you, bobington1366
remove anon
So, spessmen, what's the most embarassing way you've fucked up?I got outrobusted as a newbie cultist by angelite after I tried to convert her. Then ghosts laughed at me.
#freemyniggasteve
>>121527351
>vox are removed
>all of 6 people rejoice
>all of 2 people are outraged
>the other 50 don't even notice
>>121527479
pretty much.
people who are still legitimately angry about vox being on the station must be fucking retarded given there's like, one of them per round.
literally seeing more grays these days than vox
>>121527479
i enjoy some of the vox players
sue me
>>121527554
>>121527654
And there are the two.
>>121527690
Well, it's true about most of the vox players being good.
Ironically enough it's almost always been this way, usually the vox players are the most competent and have their shit together.
And the people who whine about vox and yell "GAS DA BOX :-DDDD" every round (adam ulysses) are usually fucking awful players
>>121527419
Wasn't exactly a fuckup, but I latejoined as roboticist one round and went to the chemist to ask for sulphuric acid and just as I got his attention, someone saniced in out of nowhere, stunned me, dragged me away and converted me to the cult, and then DRAGGED ME RIGHT BACK WHERE I WAS and woke me up, and I couldn't say anything about what just happened. The chemist was just like, "WTF?" and I couldn't even acknowledge it or else I'd be breaking the rules.
Most awkward moment ever.
>>121527419
wasnt really my embarressment
>cult round in medbay
>newbie cult eventually chloral-converts me after staring at me all round
>eventually catch the HoS during a radstorm and start to take out that implant to give him the business
>secborg opens the door and stares at me for like what feels like years judging me silently as i slowly try to remove the implant
>guy who culted me is also in the room
>keep trying to subtly tell him to law2 the borg to leave
>finally yoink the implant out
>idiot other cultist drops the rune RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BORG
>secborg goes apeshit
>we both fumble around a tiny room with a secborg trying not to get shot
>inevitability get caught
>borg smashes my head into the ground while my coworker leaves a trail of spaghetti out of surgery
Hello! Chemistry here.
Sorry, I wrote that 1u synaptizine = 100 toxin damage, but I forgot that it's only a 60% chance.
So you're really looking at a 60 toxins damage average.
>>121527419
About three weeks ago I said we had the borgs subverted but security is aware of our presence over the fucking radio.
The cult was doing perfectly with no mistakes and everyone was doing a great job. Up until that point.
I will never live that down in my head. I wrote ; instinctively without being consciously aware.
>>121527419
I'm the one who put down the rune
>>121528257
>usually the vox players are the most competent and have their shit together.
pic
>and it's usually this one guy I hate who yells about GAS DA BOX
nah
You see, I keep my opinions about the game here in the thread and not in the game.
One person doesn't represent the rest of us.
>>121529004
L I T E R A L L Y
W H O
?
Is making the captain have long green hair as a reference to Sarah Johnson too far?
>>121528595
I wouldn't feel that bad. You aren't the first and even now you won't be the last.
>>121528595
No, my friend.
Have some real shame.
>>121527419
Not my #1 most embarrassing moment, but way up there for sure:
>The most amazingly fortunate Tator Shaft Miner shift ever: got all minerals delivered to science and my D-Drill 8 minutes into the shift, quickly stole HOS jumpsuit
>Found Firebird and cruised through space, grabbed EMP grenades from derelict and gave all the phazon to the roid to some buzzing derelict MoMMI
>Rob the armory, hear the AI say it wasn't able to see who did it
>Head to tcomsat
>Prepare to dump 3 master trainer belts (I got the bonus TC for that shift) into the teleporter set for the bridge
>Buy belt
>Buy second and third belts
>Glitch happens which causes the other belts to instantly drop, all mobs to appear, and go hostile
>12 hivebots spawn on all sides of me
>Hands broken before I can get over the moment of shock
>Killed by own mobs, perfect shift wasted
Sorry if you played that shift and it was boring. I was trying to make something fun for you guys and things went JUST fast.
>>121529371
that isn't what I meant to post, but what ever
>>121527419
As the Nuke, me and the lads, we forgot to get the Nuke code
>>121529623
HONK
is SS13 /vg/ community the closest thing you guys have to friends?
Be honest. THis is Bully free zone. Nerds.
me
no.
>>121529103
You don't know what an atmos tech is? I only know one station that has no atmos techs
>>>/D20station/
>>121529623
;KILL THAT CLOWN
>>121527419
this last round I was a spess wizman twice
they were the fuckups at the end
>>121529747
I think Goonstation removed it too.
>>121527419
I'm Mai Pai, take your pick
memorably
>haven't played in 5ever
>newcop
>howdoijetpack
>float in space for the entire round
>>121527419
>Be HoP
>Get Vampire
>Never been Vamp before
>Run into Chapel for dem sweet robes
>Burst into flames
>Die
>Turn into ash
>5 mins into the round
>>121529532
This was a while ago but I remember someone once set the AI and borgs laws to read something along the lines of:
"Only cultists are human. Cultists are [names of every cultist]"
I forgot how but eventually it got stated over radio and cult got fucked, because it didn't have a 'do not state this law'
>>121527419
I tried to put C4 in my labcoat pocket once.
It ended up sticking to me and nearly killing me, if I hadn't thrown off the coat in time.
>>121529737
N-no bully, okay?Fuck no, you fucking losers LaughMyFuckingAssOff
>>121529747
Please, anon.
That was originally made during a "draw OC of ur carocter" when the server crashed for like an hour or two.
>>121529985
You're a fucking retard, Grim.
>>121529737
I wish they were
>My birthday was 2 days ago
>Friends harassing me to go barhopping again and go to a strip club
SHIT IS EXPENSIVE AND JUST GIVES YOU BLUE BALLS
WHY IS THIS POPULAR?
>>121530064
i feel genuine empathy for herim a filthy weeboo
>>121529371
Secret librarian boss fight when
>>121528567
This is why every time the server lags when I say something in game I get EXTREMELY paranoid that I somehow accidentally said it in OOC or over the wrong channel and it lasts up until what I actually said goes through.
>>121530178We all have to learn, friend.
>>121530253
Don't feel bad.
As soon as you don the Imperial Japan headband thing, you can be rest assured in knowing you aren't an actual weeaboo.
>>121530337
It would be over in 5 seconds.
>>121530508
>Implying Hime doesn't know super secret librarian magic
>>121530381
>I got telebombed!
>mfw the entire time
>mfw watching you desperately trying to get the jumpsuit
At least you taught me to remove my exosuit slot item if I ever get C4'd.
As for my most embarrasing moment, I got caught going for my objective (cap laser) 5 minutes into the round and got a tracking implant for my trouble
>>121529623
Do you still work on your game?
If no you can attempt to pick up ss13 3d, you can find it on infinite chan
>>121531293
>Do you still work on your game?
Yeah. He is.
I'm actually looking forward to seeing how his dungeon crawling SS13 turns out.
>>121531293
if I wasn't I wouldn't be wearing this trip.
sorry, I don't work with unity. If I do a ss13 remake it's going to be in a real engine, not some shitty reddit meme.
I'd choose either Doom 1.3 or Cryengine.
Probably Doom because it's easier to work with and is completely open source.
>>121529737
>cat picture for no good reason
I smell agressive degenerate.
>>121531769
What are you on about?
>>121529371
>kilkun is a boi with cute feet
why are all shitters qts?
>>121528395cult rounds make the best stories to tell
>>121531178Well, at least I did something useful by teaching you that. :V
>>121531864
fuck off, filthy russkie
>>121532362))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>121527031
>should we unban 2hotdog
yes OP, this is a desirable course of action
>>121532157
can you please not?
Why am I even here, I haven't played in months
>rev
>>121532884
thats fucking weird.
Also rev always causes HEADS and SEC to be super butt hurt in OOC.
You can just smell it.
>>121533045
GREY PRIDE STATION WIDE
>>121532296
Oh you're a good person to spectate. You do obvious stuff all the time and almost never get caught.
I had fun that round making fun of you too, so don't feel too bad
DUDE
BOMBS
LMAO
that could have been a fun round, all heads should have retreated to the research station and fought on
>>121527419
>vampire greyshit
>quickly check door cables
>shock myself near dead 1 minute into round
>limp towards bridge
>hack into captains office 3 minute into round
>AI bolts me in and flushes disposals
>take spare and use hand tele
>ashed in space 5 min into round
Wish all AIs were as competent.
>>121532884
Hey there Pomf
>join as miner
>RD asks if I want a ripley
>yeah sure
>a few minutes later go back to bring in my materials
>some other fuckhead stole the ripley despite having just joined and not having done any work yet
>decide I'll just get a diamond drill then
>research isn't done
>no one in science anyway
>can't even finish the research because "unauthorized access"
>bombs errywhere
>end of round
what a shitfest this was
>>121533243
>all heads should have retreated to the research station and fought on
That causes the round to end because they abandoned the station.
>>121533243
Heads immediately lose if they leave the station, so that wouldn't have worked.
>>121532884
I do nothing but observe for months and chat it up in the thread and OOC.send help
>>121533163
No matter what, rev is going to make someone butthurt, it's either the heads and sec or the crew and revs.
If you find out it's rev and you're not a rev, yet, and you don't like sec knocking down your door and giving pricking you with a little needle in your neck, then commit suicide because that's what the round will be.
>>121533243
If they leave the zlevel they count as dead for the gamemode.
Never hide in a locker.
ban all french players
>>121532524
>>121531864
Looks like that faggot was right, you are agressive degenerate
Fuck off to sosach
>>121527479
Make that seven
>muscle fetish bird gungans who all do really bad Roman Belic impressions are something worth keeping
>"set the particle accelerator up on your ship and then go mining for half an hour" is a mode worth keeping
>tell them to turn off suit sensors
>they dont and get telebombed
wew lads
>>121533407
Pourquoi ?
>Latejoin chef
>Shift ends before I can pick which food theme I'm going with
Revs
>>121533409
No need to be mad, just ignore this piece of shit and chill out
>>121533491
>muscle fetish
What?
>>121527419
I accidentally typed out a lengthy message meant for Science chat into OOC about Buttbots
>>121533409
I'mactually American, pidorashka.
>>121533491
That's an interesting take on vox.
I've always seen them as this unnecessary JarJar Binks character we're stuck with to sate a few people's obsession with bird mans.
>>121533526
>food theme
tryhard faget
>>121531769
What does this picture say about me?
>>121533686
>pidorashka
I MEANT PIDOR
>>121533686
>i am american
So what? There really no big difference between snow niggers and murricans
>>121534014
>a vassal thinking it can talk down to its American master
Learn your place, yuropeepee.
>>121533609
They're twice as big as any other player character and have muscle definition.Don't tell me it's a "funny coincidence" Zuhayr I know you're the freak of the week around there
>>121534197
Mate there's a thing called resolution and it's the reason why your ID is as big as your jumpsuit, the actual lore on Vox says they're manlets.
When people added greys I fucking warned of how pointless new races were while they would only fuel drama.
Now here we are, where half of the population seriously wants skeletons and are upset because they got used to an overstaying meme option.
Remove all non-human races.
>>121534563
>Remove all non-human races.
but then who was borg
>>121534624
good meme
>>121534190
Oh wow, he was right, i see typical mentality of russian bydlo.
Or you just some ruskie pretending to be murrican.
Also
>ymplying you are something but some slave
>>121534563
>half
its like 10-15% of every shift and top fucking kek if you think samefagging in the thread means anything
>>121534624
Remove them too
>>121534624
shit meme
>>121529737
No and I'm glad that's not the case.
If anything the community detracts from the game negatively in a big big way.
>>121534694
Stop feeding this buttblasted retard
>>121534413
Nobody reads the lore.
>>121534563
were you the guy who kept shitposting about greys being a furry race?
Is having a spear an arrestable offense?
>>121535149
>implying greys are not a furry race
>>121535220
yes
>>121535220
I don't know anon, why don't you use your brain?
>>121535251
they literally dont have any hair, not even eyelashes
>>121534708
>"shift" outside of the game
Typical acker cracker.
Go look up some bird porn on the roof and cool off my man.
>tfw you will nevergangbang Angelite with your spacebros
>>121535220
If you can half decently RP why you have the spear I can safely say that only the most try hard dickhead security would bust you for it. As long as your reasoning isn't unga bunga or spearing some fresh valids.
>>121535335
>le furry equals fur
Loving this meme
>>121535149
Are you the guy who keeps shitposting?
>>121535627
if a furry isnt furry then what the fuck is it
>>121535220
According to space law, I'd say, 5 minutes for possession of makeshift weapon and another 3 minutes for vandalism, since you need broken glass to make the spear
>>121535220
Yes
The only way you aren't getting tased is if it's your gimmick like caveman mime who used to play. RIP Silent Savage.
>>121535220
It's the equivalent of open carrying one of these so yeah.Just keep the parts in your bag and assemble it on the fly. That's what I do and I've never been given shit about it.Or just use a prod it's a lot more effective and fits in your backpack.
>>121535817
>Assigning vandalism without even knowing what is vandalized
This must be a parody, that's like arresting an assistant for theft because you see he has yellow gloves.
It's literally easier to make a non-reinforced window and smash that for a shard than it is to smash an existing reinforced window.
>>121535798
A skinny
>>121535972
forgot my thing
>>121534413
Thanks for the mental image.
>>121536262
Zipguns are cool shit, if really nerve wracking at times.
How about changing
>You are the Assistant.
>As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
to
>You are the Assistant.
>As the Assistant you answer absolutely to no one. Special circumstances may change this.
>>121534413
We're not bay.
There's no lore.
>>121536530
There doesn't need to be any more reason for shitters to be shitters under flimsy pretenses.
>>121536770
Just saying it's time to make that pointless message reflect with facts better.
>>121536686
Please choke directly on my penis for being such a massive faggot anon
>>121535220
I won't arrest you over it.
>>121534890
>picking on some random anon overreacting to me being American and posting cats makes me a buttblasted retard
hue
>>121536770
Did an assistant break your window?
>>121536936
Anon, stop shitposting right now or I'll be very disappointed in you.
>>121536530
No one reads that text, but even if they did, that wording is dumb. Assistants are civilians, which put them under the Head of Personnel.
And incidentally, even the captain doesn't get "answer to no one", he gets "answer to Nanotrasen".
>2 exotic seed crates
>none of them contain anything good
>most die because I can't control the pressure in the room or the amount of light
>>121537147
>That picture
I used to have a cat named Milton specifically because of this movie.
Neato
Any one else hate faggot geneticist who never find super powers. Or if they do NEVER give it out?
WHy the fuck do you even play geneticist than?
It's a shame that double agents are so boring for the crew.
Because I have so much fun during the hunt for my target.
Finally managed to get him out of security after the entire station went to shit and I had to grab him in the lobby, after getting shot at by the hos and changing my identity a dozen times to accomplish certain goals.
>Jakob Jakobson Traitor
scary shit i'm glad that artifact wasn't worse and I rudely walked into chemistry and made myself a 14u hyperzine pill when I did so I could move with magboots on.
>want to make an IV drip
>not a single soul with O- blood
>half the station is AB+
>tfw
You are now sterile.
Sec was pretty on point that round
>>121541835
Just order blood from cargo.
Two crates are usually enough for a whole shift.
>mfw when dying gloriously
>>121541889
We would have been flawless if we had camped out in engineering and caught the guy fucking with the singlo after engineers reported it had been tampered with the first time.
But yeah we had our shit on lock.
>>121541928
but then ~I can't exploit a certain bug and make an infinite drip~
>>121541889
yeah. I noticed they were really communicating (And gathering around eachother for meetings often) via the Crew Monitor.
I wanted to comment on it, but I figured bring attention to securities competency might make any trators doin' badnesses more aware.
>>121541941
I was part of that firing squad. That was fucking sick.
>>121541805
I dug for 50 minutes to find an artifact and it was just N2O on touch. Pretty boring.
I usually find 3-4 at that point. Bad RNG, man, but I went through with it to cause a bit of chaos.
Found a Happiest Mask, too.
Making people fall down, sleep, and crushing niggas in escape, then making them into shades.
Someone mentioned at round end that everyone was ignoring the deathgasping people at escape and I just wanted to give some insight and perspective as to why. The artifact was creating so much NO2 at escape that it was overpressurizing to the point where anyone not in a hardsuit had gaping wounds on their head and groin. The windows broken open to space and vents were set on emergency, though I think someone kept unsetting the vents because they thought that was what was causing the atmo problem, but it still wasn't enough to release all the pressure from the artifact. The scientist was arrested and the artifact spaced. But the clown thought it would be funny to bring it back into the room. Now everyone was dying and gasping at escape not because of a lack of oxygen but because the open wounds from overpressurization were draining all their blood which causes oxygen loss. No one had bandages and medbay was eaten by the singularity so all anyone could do was watch everyone without a hardsuit die.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
>>121541962
Wait, singulo was tempered in multiple times ?
I just waltzed in after stealing a mechanic's access, set it up quickly and ran away.
>>121542665
Poor Al Liam tried to stop me from breaking the window and depressurizing escape because he didn't realize it.
>>121542779
Yeah, and I found where you stashed the ID in maint near medical. I called over the radio for the detective hoping we could get prints off it and find you but he was gone and it was too late.
>>121542432
That shit all came down to me taking a hyperzine pill. The narrowest of margins and it still killed most of us.
>>121543026
There would have been no point in looking for prints. I changed my identity to the DNA level so I wasn't on the crew manifest.
I was the round start QM, Cole wegbenwhatever, Ticks Shane, a random garble of words when abducting or breaking into high security places.
Had to change identity after ordering a spec ops crate because my Double Agent target was already almost banging on the windows of cargo and my minions were getting suspicious.
Then I had to change it again because I EMP'd multiple places and people got wise to the greyshit with a gas mask.
Then again when the HoS saw through my atmos tech disguise and began shooting lethal shots at me.
>>121542665
Artifacts are scary shit.
I wish I found a better one, and earlier, though.
>>121544129
> 1849.74% NO2
Is it ethical to use artificial creatures with comparable intelligence to our own for unpaid labor? And is it even worse if they were once human?
>>121544474
That particular one kept scrambling my DNA even when I was dead.
Long Term Storage is the best name for a tomb.
>>121544760
It's literally slavery anon.
It's the equivalent of stapling someone's nervous system and shocking them when they don't obey.
But instead you do it directly to the brain stem and put them in a mobile metal coffin.
>>121543507
Oh neat, we were looking for you in multiple ways.
We were looking for the guy that emagged into the brig.
We were looking for the QM personally for ordering weapon crates that we confiscated.
And we were looking for the person using the mechanics ID.
TERRAN EMPEROR WINS
ZERGS GET FUCKED
>>121535041
>>121536686
Nobody cares about the lore except when it's a reason to shittalk something they want to shittalk.
>>121547652
Except we have no lore outside of sort of an agreement where plasmamen come from.
Any other "lore" is stuff from TG or Bay no one should give a fuck about.
>>121541435
>>most die because I can't control the pressure in the room or the amount of light
You can. The amount of light should be obvious.
The pressure, that's trickier: you can connect the tray to an atmos system, like you would a canister, and the plant will take the environment from there. You've got to understand that our current flawed botany system was ported from Bay, where they have a "Research Botanist" scientist title an AN ACTUAL RESEARCH BOTANIST OFFICE that has atmos connectors and access to an incinerator and whatnot.
Or, alternatively, you could just learn xenobotany and never have to deal with that problem again.
Or fuck, just grow the plant anyways, the penalties for wrong light level and pressure are negligible
sex
>>121547913
Reminder that the President of Space America is a Tajaran.
>>121548351
>>121541435
Dump antitoxin or clonexadone or both into the hydro tray for big health bonus
>You are the double tator
>Fuck yes, start planning an ultimate quizshow.
>A few minutes into my shift, help make some deliveries. Gibbed by suicide tators
>Sit in a brain in the middle of Med for at least a half hour
>Everyone stepping on and over
>Realize that I'm a dead brain, friends tell me there's no hope
>Ghost and become a mouse
>Spawn and immediately die
>Find out I have a couple heads spread around the station
>Someone took my dead brain to Science
Do you even get those rounds where you think fate just doesn't want you to play?
>>121548941
yes
>finally get tator for the first time in about a month
>literally two minutes later, get a phone call from my sister who needs me to drive her to a clinic
>ahelp saying i gotta go and to give my tator status to someone else
>admin gets pissy and passively-aggressively asks why did I even enable antag
thanks
>>121549690
Was it dedpoo? I feel like it was dedpoo.
>>121549885
honestly didn't see who it was, i was in a hurry
>>121550038
Ah. If it was deadpoo,I'm sorry senpai
How to turn minerals to $$$ ?
>>121527419
>spawn on station as Assistant so I can get up my job to Chef's Assistant
>been playing for quite a while but still not robust in the least
>told by people on station to watch out for the Wizard
>allow Wizard to horse/clown hybrid me when he walks by because at least it's not a fireball
>AI eventually calls upon me and someone else to restore his power
>break into the kitchen and rescue him in his IntelliCard
>break into upload only to see the core locked down
>decide to head to the armory to get weapons
>take too long because 0 Security experience
>the Wizard arrives
>try to shoot him with an empty shotgun because I didn't know where the bullets were
>he knocks me out and drags me to the holodeck
>challenges me to a duel
>win by accidental cheezing because I left my hardsuit on
>spend the next 3 minutes whacking him in the face with a fake sword because I didn't know better
>the ghosties saw
>eventually drag him into a door like the AI asked
>run back through to grab a baton through the door the AI is using to crush the wizard
>AI ends up killing the wizard anyway without much of my help
>left to die in a crit state because I ran through a crushing door
>all the ghosties laugh at me now that I can hear them
J-Just gotta be robust guys!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDZy6-fMCw4
>>121527419
Just last night I spawned without a foot.
I haven't been playing long, that's all I've got.
>>121527419
tried to murderbone everyone in escape by throwing my 12 pokeballs in the room
someone had built a rage cage coming out of escape, right where the shuttle docks
shuttle gibbed me and all my pokemons
>>121552096
Oh yeah, I directed you to robotics. Did they get you a new leg?
>>121551428
smelt them
put ID in smelting computer
claim points
>>121548941
>Get antag scientist
>Want to Kira it up
>Die before I can make a single bomb because lmao plasmaflood>It happens a second time
>>121553718
Thank you!
what the fuck do i do to make this work
>>121554158
gib pomfcoin
This was scary
>medbay and the bar gets bombed early on but engineering and mommis fix everything
>boring round
>suddenly FIRE IN THE MAIN HALLWAY
>2 random civs try rushing into medbay but the firelocks stop them while the fire rises
>"HELP ME LET ME IN"
>having to say no and watching them burn
>>121554269
>people say boring round
>I never got a second to breathe as security and we were understaffed as fuck
played the wrong job m8
>steal a chem dispenser after the bombing
>no one cares
ez
>>121554419
>never got a second to breathe as security
what were you doing then?
there were the spacecarp sure, but anything else?
>>121554421
I only came in after the fact, but I managed to make the best of a bad situationThank you random assistant for the idea
>>121554526
Did you burn to death because of that hole?
>>121554526
Librarian actually.
I tried writing an article on it but I don't think anyone read it since it was published while the hallway outside was on fire.
>>121554589
Nah, I made some chems then went and killed myself and through sheer luck did it right before wiz spawns and became a wizard
>>121553606
New foot, yes. At one point a borg a borg can in and went
>You aren't causing harm are y- oh not a human carry on.
Gave me a laugh, hope my fuck up was more funny than annoying.
>>121527419
>go space exploring
>get the retro laser
>get a space pod
>this is fucking great
>run into a large shuttle, not the pirate one, too stupid to realize its the syndie ship.
>some guy is in the cockpit, I wave at him, he is not braindead but doesn't respond
>confidence gained I hack in to realize its filled with syndie shit
>guy that was not braindead wakes up and sees me breaking a window
>try to talk only to get blasted immediately
>he was the last syndie and just fucked around doing nothing for an hour after.
good god I could have ended it if I just secured my valids rather than try to talk.
>>121554519
Other than catching three traitors, saving your butts from the bombers, arresting the gray gang for weapons repeatedly, nearly dying several times, chasing wizards, killing carp and saving assholes from the fire.
>>121554709
Oh right.
You were the lightning guy?
>>121555856
Nah, I was the other wizard doing the mind swap gimmick. Rubick the Grand Magus
>>121554850
>Grey gang.
>Legitimate threat (Outside of Qii being a lunatic).
We were legit just a few guys that stumbled upon a dead traitor and shared the loot. And Qii went all "righteous against injustice" mode out of rage.
>mfw trying to keep a poker face and not escalate the situation anymore than it already has.
>mfw when he went and started attacking Sec, knowing that they'll use the attack as a justification that ALL of us are Hostile.
>just trying to play it cool.
>>121554850
>>121557342
Wait. What. where the fuck was the post I meant to reply too.
It wasn't you. Sorry man.
>>121554885
meant to click that.
>>121557342
It didn't get that bad. I mean mostly because I had real shit to do. I would have played along and been the foil to your righteousness but there were traitors eswording each other and blowing up the station. Shit had to get done.
I checked the logs after a conversation and Al Liam was the one who grabbed dat esword and got everyone busted in the first place. If he had just put it in his bag quietly then who knows, none of it would have happened. But I had to hear it, and he wouldn't speak up and say he had it.
So there was a chase, a search (which revealed tons of traitor gear and guns), and later a revenge kidnapping when I left to capture the doctor who had just murdered the Warden..
The worst part of all that was Yahir getting dragged into it because of the company he kept . I told others to give him a free pass earlier in the shift because of how much he helped us stabilize the fucked station.
It was that more than anything else that kept any of the gaygraygang from being brigged at any point for their repeated weapon charges, kidnappings, etc. Little bit of goodwill goes a long way.
I still took the guns off the streets whenever I saw them but that's just what I gotta do unless things are fucked up.
>>121557683
Yeah I figured.
>>121544760
>human
Yes.
>vox
Use the elderly, children, and women for DanNuggets.
Also I didn't say it but the roboticist was the unsung hero of last round. Those EDs were clutch in making up for the personnel shortage.
HAHA
DEFF ROUND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMP42SoWajQ
>>121558682
JUST KILL ME NOW
>DEF
i have 2 hours to play today and the next map i see is mother fucking def
fuck every single one of you faggots i hope you all burn in the pits of hell
bet i get job banned for that round
>shitter captain wastes more chumps than the clown
>no borgs to deal with him
>nobody bats an eye at him
>>121558730
>>121559102
>captain wastes more chumps than the clown
that's a blatant lie fuqboi
>>121559198
He clearly shot and killed two people right in front of me.
>>121559293
horseshit only person I shot was the clown
>clown kills no one
>captain kills clown
what a shitter right?
>>121559102
>not helping your captain dish out any dissidents
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
>>121559489
clown killed 2 people and released singulo
>>121559528
>helping some shitter who can't even clone murderbone
it's like you don't even want to earn your bwoinks
>>121559367
Bud you let that medic die and he was stumbling around naked and retarded for the rest of the round.
OH CAPTAIN
MY CAPTAIN
>killer clown music playing
>see a clown
>kill a clown
dindu no valids I swear
>>121559742
Clown should've been more killer.
It was his own fault.
Darwinian, man.
>>121559695
>freezer not turned on
>cryo mix was in another room
>fukboi geneticist refused to help
yeah all my fault
>>121560156
>everybody is fuckboys!
>I tried but fuck them they didn't help!
>I'm a good player!
>>121560156
You're being ridiculous now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PKx3kS7f4A
>>121561081
asimov no longer the default lawset when?
>>121560234
regardless, executing the clown was justified
FUCK YOU GARY CHIP.
> with out any fucking resistance?
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESISTING SOMETHING IC, AND REFUSING TO SHIFT+CLICK SOMETHING.
I hope somebody notices this post and lets you know. This is why you are still a wildling
>>121561604
Never, birdfucker.
>>121561604
alright let's put NT as default
:^)
>>121560156
He did help in the end.
The one real nigga out of a rotten bunch.
One-human the clown as default
>>121561638
>muh music
>he valid
sure he was shitter
anyone got a high def map of defficiency station
>>121563371
http://ss13.nexisonline.net/img/map-renders/defficiency/full-0.png
>>121563181
regardless by the time I got to Finn he was in crit, the standard operating procedure at that point was to stick him in cryo, that wasn't possible because the freezer wasn't on, by the time it got cold enough the dude was dead
that aint on me
>>121527419
I started playing back when /v/ first discovered the game, and then took a long, long break. When I came back everything had changed. As Miner, I got a message from the robutticist to come and get a mech, which I did because I hadn't realized how shit mechs are at the time. While standing in the mechbay area with my shiny new mech, and with the roboticist standing right across from me, I discover the new [for me] GUI for mech diagnosis, or wahtever you wan t to call it. I started clicking things like an idiot. Next thing I know, I've dropped my diamond drill right there in front of the guy. Could re-attach it manually, and I was so embarrassed I just sort of... rotated and walked away instead of asking him to re-attach it for me.
>>121563535
what are the blue X for?
I get the red X are spawning points
and the arrows are docking ports for the syndicate shuttle
but I don't understand the blue X
>>121563535
Man, I feel like a lot of love was put into this.
>>121527419
I once once managed to accidentally wipe out the whole station as a janiborgand didn't get banned for it.
>keyboard breaks
>everyone's mad at me
>disarming that goddamn bomb in the test change and another after the ling stung me
also I didn't know paralysis was fucking ranged
>>121564591
you were clutch senpai
>>121564591
Upgrades, I think.
>>121564591
have you never played ling?
>>121564591
Lings can get the ranged sting upgrade.
>>121564591
Its not. Its the ranged sting lings can get. They activate it, and it makes their next sting ranged at 2 tiles long.
The only reason I lost that fight was I was a dumbass and was using the DNA of a monkeyman with shitty genes, so I had the clumsy gene. I blew up your taser and also stunned myself with the baton due to that.
Otherwise I'd have stunned you, cuffed you, then drug you off.
>>121564664
not in a long, long time.
>>121564591
Still less bullshit than old lings.
>>121564705
Even then the rescue rangers came and saved me.
>join as assistant
>some guy keeps trying to talk to me at the bar
>says he wants to be my friend or some shit
>gives me a burger as a sign of friendship
>it has mutagen in it
>already know where we are going from here
>he takes me to medbay and sleeptoxes me
>kills ginger right in front of Patrick Bateman and drags us right past him into maint
>have to gather a team of maintdwellers to fight the guy who tried to kill me
>decapitate him and clone ginger
>Patrick comes out and acts snippity because i called him a useless cunt for not doing anything
>we argue and a chemist decides to keep trying to turn me into a monkey or something stupid
>eventually the chemist harm syringes me with mutagen and tries to kill me
>attacks ginger in surgery while Patrick does fuckall because "m-m-muh keyboards broke guise, its not like i knew it was already broken and decided to play anyways!"
>eventually organ damage sweeps me from the mutagen
>Patrick tells me "okay you just have some liver damage" and takes me to surgery
>instead of repairing my organs he takes the time to replace every single one of my organs with mechanical ones and fucks up fixing them still
>dying of toxins he tells me "Im glad youre dying" and refuses to heal me
>shuts the surgery door behind him as i collapse from toxins and die
real great admin, 10/10
who were the last rounds antags?
i missed the final score screen and i think someone non antag killed me
and holy shit willy and alex how hard can a pair greytide?
>>121565008
two scientists (Stephen and Orn) and the plasman chaplain.
>>121565008
the worst part was the medbay door button smashing and beside that we dindu nuffin
>>121565132
greytide pride
station wide
The AI was the unsung hero of the round. It alerted us of all the shit that went down that round.
>>121565304
Fucking tattletale.
>>121564112
Nobody has even the slightest clue
HEY /vg
I have not played for a while and I want to know who the hottest Borg waifu is right now, is it cyrr or did eve make a come back or what?!
>>121565453
Hey it just told me ( security ) that some harm was happening in medbay, not who. And that there were dead bodies at the test range.
Kosher
>>121565696
zero
naught
nichts
nothing
nought
none
nixie
null
void
nobody
nix
nul
cipher
no one
zilch
>>121565774
>a slutty AI that sends lewd messages and invites you insider her called Nix
Perfect, I have my next character
>>121565979
Good luck with that.
>>121564932
ahelp.
If that doesn't work.
Make a ban request/deadmin request.
>>121565753
was that kosher or not
