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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread: >>121367760
first for EExPLD casting
first for sweden yes
Here's the "talent" list for the major.
nth for odpixel casting at frankfurt!
NTH for mra autists should fuck off back to Reddit
Why aren't you watching EE cast?
>>121388634
Men's Rights Activists....?
>>121388571
ummmm where are the women and black ppl?
t. sweden
>Llama will never seduce Sheever into the realms of Forbidden Love.
>I will never urn reel momey by selling the sex tape.
Why even live?
REPOSTING FOR SWEDEN
>>121388571
>Those top 4
Dis is gonna be gud
Our guys at the major
>>121388571
>>121388743
>not a single female caster, host, or panelist
why is this allowed in 2015? I'm telling Sweden about this!
just can't understand the matchmaking i'm getting anymore
pretty close to just deleting all my items and giving up
fucking hour long game in which my team didn't pick a carry...they pick 3 semi carries/3 mids but no fucking carry or support
what hte fuck is wrong with people? I get a basically wrong/mispicked lineup EVERY game and the enemy team gets a normal/viable lineup EVERY game
being shadow pooled in reborn = you might as well uninstall, it's so small that the people you get are 1k-2k and they are on your team against people who are 5k ranked fucking around in unranked.
>>121388634
>Men's Rights Autists autists
>>121388843
Dont delete, do as I did
you bet all ur shit and hope for a good one
I won a lina arcana, sold it, and bought rocket league
its a nice game.
>>121388743
why do we all turn out like this
>>121388835
oh we know
>>121388743
>redditalist
>>121388835
>>121388743
IT'S 2015 AND THERE'S NO FEMALE CASTERS OR PANELISTS
WAKE UP PEOPLE!
IT'S 2015, COME ON!
>>121388725
>"Mi'lady is my mouth big enough to hold serval dicks in it?"
>"Have a picture of a "fuck you", you creep"
>>121388571
What does offsite mean?
>Phobos carrying hard
>>121388926
he's not denying it's male dominated, but he also knows that women aren't qualified to play or cast
>>121388843
What the fuck is shadow pool?
![11232856_752841371480741_967479128_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G1XtOf4.jpg "11232856_752841371480741_967479128_n[1].jpg")
>>121388743
Cap is our guy
>>121388953
not allowed onsite
>>121389092
I thought the qualifiers and all were done and it's just the main event left?
>>121388953
not allowed inside the building. health and safety reasons
>>121389078
i can't usually stand EE, because he sounds like dotas Slavoj Zizek, but this cast with PLD is really entertaining
>>121388743
Our guy Cap strikes back,
More based than ever.
Waifu tier list
Wife tier:
Crystal Maiden
Luna
Girlfriend tier:
Lina
Legion Commander
Templar Assassin
Experimental tier:
Spectre
Phantom Assassin
Death Prophet
Need a remodel tier:
Mirana
Abusive tier:
Vengeful Spirit
Queen of Pain
Not like this tier:
Broodmother
Naga Siren
Medusa
Enchantress
Meme tier:
Drow Ranger
Windranger
Puck
Slark
Skywrath
thoughts on support bloodseeker?
>>121388571
>Nahaz
dropped
>>121389371
Breed tier:
Auroth
>>121389247
It really shows the difference between pro casts and career casters.
Career casters tell you things that is obvious. They are not even worth listening to.
Pros are more autistic at talking but at least they make their words count instead of talking for the sake of talking.
>>121389381
Not as good as Cap.
>>121389371
Add:
would molest tier: gondar, ogre, riki
>>121388843
>Less than 4k mmr
>Thinking shadow pool exists
I love this meme.
>>121388571
my nigga weppas, i wonder how much recognition he gets for being the best observer, him and skrff i mean
>>121389371
>Not Like this tier:
>Enchantress
>Im-fucking-plying
>OG getting put right into the dumpster as soon as they have to play a decent team
GIANT
SCALY
BUTTS
since when does BTS cast Smash?
Does shitshit actually finally play the game or spew dumb voices and shitty memes?
What if they set up a stream that was just the bracket in between matches, in-game audio, and one competent guy controlling the camera?
Would you just watch that instead?I would
>>121389931
they're american retards what did you expect
The Shekels 4 will be dogshit of a lan. So far all dogshit teams qualified and alliance/secret withdrew from the tournament. If our guys lose to russians it wont be even worth watching
>>121390035
for them to cast CS:GO? I dunno
>EE taking shots at w33
lamo
>*generic as fuck dubstep intensifies*
so is this guy the smash version of PPD?
>>121390202
What did he say
>>121390315
smash is a game for autistic babies, so probably
What teams are we supporting for the Majors?
I don't really have much other than EG after Na'vi dropped out for good.
>inb4 Secret because EE
>>121390039
Why would Alliance even care about a honeypot lan when they are going to win Frankfurt?
>OG getting booty pounded by VP
>dead thread
>>121390484
secret are our guys
puppey is literally our guy
>>121390431
>most successful player is a sperglord with "gaming glasses" and a disgusting as fuck glasses, also a 2008 haircut
yup...
>>121390484
EG Fnatic EHOME and Vega
>>121390484
>supporting EG with rtz
k, but then again i'm aslav, you should really supportCHIPENKO
>>121390591
I'm not denying that but he awful at drafting at TI5.
He's one of the reasons they lost.
>>121390550
because it's after frankfurt, free trip to LA, and some more free cash for them?
>>121390484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cblMY6D6VI
I kind of started crying when he started shouting at his team mate and thank you for being born started playing. Not sure if from laughter or sadness.
Too many fucking esports at the same time again.
>>121390609
fuck me I meant disgusting as fuck scarf, been drinking too much
>>121388571
>Pyrion
That's who they should take out for Sheever
what are we watching fellow gulagers?
>>121390708
>s4 and rtz not the reasons they lost
lol
>>121390662
You are literally me
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>121390484
I still like Alliance, mostly because of S4. I just like the guy.
I'm glad that [A] seems to be relevant again.
>>121390778
Singsong
>2 enemies up on 2 different cliffs
>they killed the enemy courier
I don't even understand pub games
![2GD Face Shut eyes lol caption [ 2GD ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wbb4fxZ.jpg "2GD Face Shut eyes lol caption [ 2GD ].jpg")
>this singsing game
>>121390889
c u c k s h e d
u
c
k
s
h
e
d
So wait let me get this straight
Sweden is only taking issue NOW that 99% of casters and analysts and junk are male?
And are basically just saying "we're mad sheever wasn't invited" since she's literally the only female that has shown her worth so far?
>>121390778
Mason
>>121390484
VPand unknown if they even make it there
Listening to Envy now, he's going to break this team for sure.
>>121390484
Alliance because of the funposting.
EG because I legitimately want Universe and Fear to win more things, and seeing PPD rebound is pretty awesome
>>121390837
Course s4 and rtz where the major fuck ups, but I honestly think Puppey was also one of the sleeper causes for that loss.
He drafted Dazzle in almost every match on 34% winrate when he can play Chen, Enigma or other much more impactful supports for that meta.
Let me clarify; s4 and rtz caused that mess but Puppey helped to run it to the ground.
nth for keeping whores out of dota
>>121390837
RTZ had the highest overall GPM throughout the tournament. S4 and Kuro played like ass and both of them cost Secret the losses vs EHOME and VP
>>121390771
Nah, Pyrion can be funny sometimes. Remove kotlguy instead. You don't even need to invite Sheever to replace him, just removing Kotlguy is already an improvement to the panel
>>121391079
>>121390708
>Puppey was drafting at TI
>>121390992
>shown her worth
You know where you at senpai?
>>121391067
They already have visas.
>Implying getting Visa fro Germoney is hard
>>121391104
Hi artour
>>121391079
S4 was drafting
S4 QoP was legitimately the reason they lost
>>121390992
admiralcluckdog got a bit upset that he doesnt get to spend time with sheever at frankfurt
>>121390484
our guys unkown
>>121391067
>and unknown if they even make it there
Muh Nigga forgot about those clowns.
>>121391104
highest GPM doesn't matter when you can only play 3 heroes
>>121388743
who would you invite dotaretardist, there's like 2 females in the whole fucking scene. im sure he would complain even if those 2 were invited. >hey invite some imaginary women casters !!
not our guy
>>121390889
I've been an Alliance fan since the day they kicked EE back in NTH.
...up until today, that tweet from Akke really made me think about why I still like them and I couldn't come up with anything.
OG here I come. Fuck Sweden. Fuck drayse, akke, bulldog and all that retarded nation.
What we watching boys?
>>121391104
>RTZ had the highest overall GPM throughout the tournament
mostly on farm vaccums
>>121389612
none, it seems like a thankless job despite being so crucial to a well produced cast
>>121389371
fuck you kid slark is the best fuckign hero inthe game i just went 19 AND 1 WITH HIm and you say he is not wifu material?"
im about to shoot up the BTS house.
i can't just sit by and let this happen.
>>121390627
I need to be inside fwosh in the missionary position.
>>121391336
Our only and one guy
>>121391230
>>121391173
>>121391203
>s4 was drafting
Didn't think they were that retarded.
Guess Puppey is still alright then but I stand by him picking something else OTHER than Dazzle everygame vs a Storm, Leshrek meta.
>>121391340
>>121391267
Still, he was the best player of that team at TI5.
>>121391336
The #smashsummit of course!
>>121391448
Thank you, anon, I'll be praying for you
>>121391517
Zai was the best
>>121391452
like this?
>>121388743
we have to get sweden banned from dota before it's too late
PUDGE
HAVE I GOT JIZZ ON MUH CHINS
>>121391454
Nicenice
>>121391641
Bts2?
>>121391719
Yea but there's nothing sexual about it. No need for the boner senpai.
>>121391641
I HATE SMASH SO MUCH
FUCK YOU FAGGOTS AND YOUR FUCKING KID GAME
FUCK NINTENDO STUPID SLANT EYED RAPIST BIGOTS
GOD STOP WATCHING THERE FUCKING STREAM
When will they team together again?
>>121391448
First Evo, now BTS. Us smashers will install ourselves as the One True eSport. We are led by our great Prophet GimR, who speaks directly to God and removed the great Satan Project M.
>>121391104
>highest GPM
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>I FULFILLED MY QUOTA
>>121391336
mason "mason" venne
![Merlini - Police [Merlini].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dfidsGC.jpg "Merlini - Police [Merlini].jpg")
>>121391976
Please could you not use the word "rape"? It's offensive to people like me that get raped daily in 2K mmr pubs.
play a drow game and tell me something isnt fucked up with her hitbox/pathing, she seems to collide with/get stuck on everything right now?
>>121392354
>drow
you would lose even with constant phase movement
Viper cosmetics fucking when
JIZZ
ON
MY
CHINS
>pieliedie is one of those people who "don't drink water"
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people
>>121391452
are you white?
>>121392354
it's realistic
she has a cloak
>CSGO has more players than Dota
>CSGO has more people watching it than Dota
Uh, what the fuck happened?
>>121392637
fps for babies
>>121392559
Swedish
>>121392637
CSGO has playerbots and you're not counting Dota TV:^)
>>121392637
Their game has better hats now
>>121392637
trading actually means something in CSGO.
>Pick Gyro
>Win
Dotards?
>>121392637
csgo is easy to watch, easy to play, has better items (because they are bigger and easier to make cool), has a better market, and has a massive gambling scene, AND its the undisputed GOAT shooter with no real competition at all besides some meme console shitters playing shit games like halo and cod
>era
What a player
>>121392637
It's more casual
>>121392718
Regularly drinking milk is in fact very common here in Sweden. Scientists believe that this might be the cause of our comparatively high estrogen levels.
>>121392637
it's the better game, obviously. just like LoL has more players and viewers than either of those
>>121392827
>AND its the undisputed GOAT shooter with no real competition at all
>this fuccboi
>>121392262
every time
sweden
>>121392637
>BLOPS blowing out everything else when all the top players stream on MLG.tv
>>121392559
http://live.starladder.tv/en/news/980-c9-s-statement-regarding-bone7-s-emergency
daily reminder to stay hydrated and sit up straight
>>121392637
>hatkeks
>more viewers
>real number
Get real bruh, even during 1.6 days dota players outnumbers cs players
Anybody have Bob's "titanium cock" pic?
>>121392637
people idle in tourney streams to get items
bots, like how WC3 supposedly still has thousands of people playing it, but 75%+ of custom games are hosted by bots. same deal with TF2
huge matchfixing and gambling scene
FPS is easier to watch and understand.
>>121392827
>its the undisputed GOAT shooter
shiggy
>>121392952
get ye gone golem
>>121392637
i like being a kekold
>>121392952
thank you based friend for the reminder
>>121393181
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>Aui is so stressful to play with he's kicked from a TI winning team
>people somehow manage to play on a team with envy
I can't even imagine what a sperg Aui has to be when envy is this much of a sperg lord on stream. His pub team mates regularly tell him how annyoing he is on stream and mute him.
![Cheers by norwegianbird [Kunkka].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Brb7lp1.jpg "Cheers by norwegianbird [Kunkka].jpg")
>tfw you have been reddit clean for a whole month
idk who posts in the gulag
but it sure is alive around yurupkeks shitposting time
>>121389720
>tfw know the artist
I think pie is the kind of person that drinks nothing but caffiene and smokes 2 packs a day
>>121393460
>le pros act the same on stream as they do on official matches meme
>>121393460
Gosh maybe ppd just needed to kick someone to make room for rtz and came up with a weak justification for it
>>121392581
yes
>>121393723
What the fuck is wrong with his mouth
It's all off yellow. Not even just the teeth
>>121393723
desu pie is definitely the cutest dota 2 pro there is senpai
>>121394037
ssj labia
Why is Sing so good, but so bad?
>>121394037
it's a very quick and obvious photoshop to try to make him look way worse than he does
How the fuck is Craggy balanced?
You have a window of 5 seconds to right click him to death lategame, this is practically impossible.
is there an easier offlane hero in the game besides tidehunter?
>>121394327
be ranged or buy a BKB
>>121394327
because melee heroes are broken:^)
>>121394101
Good pubstomper.
Bad teammate in a pro team.
>>121394191
>photoshop
>webm
It's probably snus and coffee
>>121394327
>lategame
You've fucked up there anon
>doom is still first pick/ban material and every pro team that lets him through loses
Dotards?
>>121394345
Doom
>Press Q to be more farmed than your safelaner
>Press W when you want to get free kills or free jukes
>>121390627
I want to hiroshima Fwosh with my american "little boy" dick
>>121390627
>SingSing chose dota 2 over Fwosh
why senpaitachi?
How the fuck is Dispersion balanced?
You literally cannot kill her without taking a billion damage lategame, this is practically impossible.
>VP
>>121394773
he found out she likes white guys and didn't want to get kek'd
>>121394808
pick sniper
>>121394808
it's like Spec is a hard carry or something lmao
(You)
did euw just implode for anyone else?
How the fuck is Bristleback balanced?
It takes at least 3 minutes to kill him lategame, this is practically impossible.
reminder who really deserves the title of OUR GUY
>>121394808
>going late game against late game heroes
>lose
like
wow
why did we lose
How the fuck is faceless void balanced?
You literally cannot kill him without wasting a ton of spells and missing, this is practically impossible.
anyone else /quitdota2/?
>>121395138
Did that in 2013, bro
>Smash summit better production than Dota 2 summit
So Jewish he's gone beyond the event jewrizon and makes financially inefficient decisions.
>>121395023
DAS RAYCISS
>>121395023
Thorin dumpstering lelliance right there.
>>121395190
i quit when i realized i was a shitter that will never get out of the 3200 bracket
win one
lose one
win one
lose one
>>121394998
Silver edge exists
FUCKING NIGGERCUNT CANCERTARD
I hope everyone who plays this game gets aids and dies, how can I consistently get this retarded fucking shit nigger faggots every game in my team. It doesn't even matter if I stomp the shit out of the enemies in early game because my team is full of retards and my score goes from 10-0 to 10-10 while everyone else is 0-20. Fucking choke on ebola cock you account buying niggers.
>>121395138
2011 here, got a beta test key, installed then uninstalled it was so doghit.
>Middle of 41 minute game
>Score is 30-35
>Suddenly russia hit by asteroid
>All the russian players in team instantly DC
>"POOR NETWORK CONDITIONS DETECTED GAME IS SAFE TO LEAVE"
That it. Playing this game is literally a waste of time. Valve too busy pumping out hats and jewpendiums to actually get their shit together
Fucking reborn
How the fuck is Nature's Prophet balanced?
He has a free tp and can farm everywhere and disable someone forever and can siege like crazy late game, this is practically impossible.
>>121395023
even though he covers LeL thorin is still bretty based
>>121395397
were the russians alright?
>>121395023
every american organization has diversity quotas they need to fill, why should video games be different?
>try unconventional support
>get treated like a carry anyway
>end up having to carry because team is retards
i fucking hate this game and everyone who plays it
>>121395397
Wow, what a prick.
People died and all you care about is your game.
>>121395536
because video games aren't an american organization
>>121395607
>>121395452
They were alright
Russian sf on my team reconnected after the "SAFE TO LEAVE" thing popped and said "serbia is gone"
>>121395536
ESL
YUROP STRONG
>have to pay for permission to buy a chest
Haha Valve is amazing, what will they come up with next
>>121395190
>>121395325
>>121395339
what do you guys do now, bet and watch esport?
>>121396102
Watching is still fun. So pretty much
>>121396102
Haven't played in months, i just watch yeah. When i play dota i either have to go all in or not at all. So i tend to take long breaks.
post your wallpaper /deetogs/
>>121396102
Watch as I do other stuff
like MMOS
>>121396046
Paying for permission to get chest drops that you have to buy keys for
Oh wait
QUICK
POST YOUR FAVOURITE INT, STR AND AGI HEROES
>>121396102
only come here to shitpost whenever there's a scandal on twitter. as soon as i forget the fwosh thing i probably won't come back
>>121396746
Faceless Void
Earth Shaker
Ogre Magi
>>121396823
Fwosh thing? What fwosh thing?
>>121396603
>>121396746
QoP, AM, and SK
blinks on blinks on blinks
>>121396746
GO
FUCK
(and my favorite)
YOURSELF
>>121396746
Ogre Magi
Wraith King
Medusa
>>121396603
This has been mine for like 6 months
I honestly get so little enjoyment out of playing now, but I dont wanna quit because I like the scene too much and love meeting people at events and the cosplay and hype and all that shit
>Virtus pro has random shit
>OG has Doom
Why are russians so bad at dota?
>>121396996
woa
that's kinda depressing wallpp anon...
>>121396757
what anime?
>>121396945
its nothing, only shitstains who suck on singshit give a crap, and really who the fuck is sing?
Why is the BTS stream 20 fps, it's fucking unwatchable, why do they always get the most viewers?
When do I buy medallion?
>>121396746
Puck
Clockwerk
Morphling
>>121397237
too much krokodil
>>121397237
more like
>why is fng so bad at drafting
>>121397303
exclusivity deals for extended periods of time
>>121397238
>>121396746
>Lina
>LC
>Nyx
>>121397307
Does their team have a Tiny, Alchemist or Doom?
>>121396945
she's dating a white guy after breaking up with sing
>>121397303
seems fine with livestreamer
>>121397307
When you want to win.
>>121396746
Ogre Shaker
Earthvoid
Faceless Magi
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
THORIN TRIGGERING SWEDES
OUR
GUY
>>121397736
>That first fucking part
I knew there was a reason I didnt like Akke. Fucking moron
>DURR LETS INVITE SOE EVEN THOUGH SHE KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT DOTA
>>121397736
>can't come up with a decent argument
>says it's just unreasonable hate
every time
>>121397238
not really that depressing, i just like the misty-ness
>>121397736
Sweden really is a pathetic country
>>121397935
hey she's hot at leastgeez
>>121397736
Swedes can just go fuck themselves. I wish they were just purged from the internet.
>>121397736
>You'll never be a cück
thank you jesus
>>121397736
Honestly the only girl I can think of who is qualified and knows shit about the game is Bububu, but I guess they didnt think of her/she doesnt want to cast
But yeah the problem is all the well known dota females are retarded and all the actual smart ones are relatively noname
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
>http://www.tv6.se/esport/akke/discussion-about-the-hostpanelcasting-invites
SWEDEN YES
>>121397993
Not even hot anymore, ruined by tattoos and shitty hair
our guy mason casting DC losing to peru again
>>121397736
dont forget:
Per Olsson Lille @PajkattDota
@FollowAkke Akke for president
>>121397736
orkar inte läsa favä
jag vet vad som väntar på andra sidan länken
