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- Several bits of future content have been and are being datamined and shared. Please be considerate and use spoiler tags when discussing these.
- Pirates have won the 7th NA Splatfest!
- Love has won the 7th JP Splatfest!
- The 7th European Splatfest, Zombies vs Ghosts, begins on November 7th at 19:00 CET!
https://twitter.com/SplatoonEU/status/660432250501246977
- The Luna Blaster Neo and H-3 Nozzlenose D are now available:
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/659653906293616640
- The Heavy Splatling Deco is coming tomorrow: https://twitter.com/NintendoEurope/status/662185203511779332
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Which do you think is the bigger pottymouth?
I bet Marie swears constantly offstage
Marie is cute!
Cute squidboy promotes a balanced diet of all the vitamins and nutrients your body needs to grow strong, and cute.
Sex with x!
>>121355818
Blow with Moe!
how do i get good at this game
>>121355868
Kill the people
Annie Annie!
>>121355856
Lay with A!
>>121355626
There is nothing hotter than a sweet girl with a vipers tongue. So I'd hopefully go with Callie.
if i use tentatek what skills should i go for
>tfw my autism leads me to always go to Catalog then search /ink/ so I was never lost when OP fucked up the redirect link. I have no idea what webm this is so I hope it's Splatoon related.
>>121356059
That webm completes me.
>>121356059
Stop posting porn here
>>121356008
>Hold on to your fucking tentacles, it's... oh shit- uh...
>It's Inkopolis News time.
>>121356059
Do the people in this .webm even still frequent here, this is an old one.
are there other modes besides turf war
>>121356549
Get to level 10.
>>121356663
i'm trying!!!
>>121356741
Just paint ground, you don't need kills to go up levels.
what does the bubbler do
>>121356914
Cause rage.
>>121356914
Makes a shield to protect you from damage. Other friendly players in the area can get it too while its active.
why are rollers so gay
>>121357107
Literally my playing experience
>>121357168
Because they splatted you.
Because you're afraid of them.
Because you haven't learned how to counter them.
i'm level 5 why do i keep getting matched with level 50s
>>121358421
because you're playing at their skill level
>>121358421
because there aren't really a lot of low-level squids this far after launch
don't sweat it, though. in ranked you're guaranteed to get people of your skill level + level doesn't inherently indicate skill, only experience (granted, the two aren't without a connection, but i could usually hold my own vs people double my rank or more by level 8 or so, so i expect you'll be fine)
https://twitter.com/nintendouk/status/662227671380795392
>Earlier we said the Heavy Splatling Deco would arrive in #Splatoon Friday morning but it lands this weekend. Friday morning isn't weekend :(
>>121358684
*double my LEVEL
not good to mix these terms up, gah.
>>121358735
Nobody will use it anyway, it's worse than the regular Splatling. Looks worse on top of that.
>>121358965
it'd have some kinda of use on maybe TC but yeah it's kinda shit
if it had a different sub it'd help it stand out more
i just want my hydra damnit
>>121355502
- Several bits of future content have been and are being datamined and shared. Please be considerate and use spoiler tags when discussing these
Do tell
>>121360096
theliterallybig one is thesloshing machinethatis a bucket that fires in a blaster-like path with a long range
>enemy team is all rollers
>my team consist of tri slosher, blaster, custom splattershot jr, and splattershot jr
holy shit it was anal without lube
>>1213600961 weapon, Sloshing Machine and its decorated version, gear, and map assets
>>121360257Sloshing Machine is in between a Slosher and a blaster. Exchanges slight damage downgrade for better handling. Regular is Splat Bomb/Bomb Rush and Deco is Point Sensor/Inkzooka
>using custom ranger blaster lately
>mfw it's only actually good on some stages
What makes the bamboozler worth using?
are the long range weapons actually any good
>>121360695
Disruptor and Echolocator
>>121360756
that set alone might make me pick up a charger
![CustomJetSquelcher[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XESVIAV.png "CustomJetSquelcher[1].png")
>>121360712
It's like using a charger but fun
>>121360695
The ability to take out an opponent from a startling distance away insanely quickly if they so much as get their feet snagged into your team's ink for a split instant.
>>121357107
Dem some meaty legs
This reminds me way back in the day on AIM when you'd get friend requests from sexbots
>>121360756
>>121361083
Cheers, I'll have to give it a go. It just seemed like a wooden sword from the stats.
>>121362121
Bamboozler Mk II isn't released yet
>>121362021
>mfw a Woomy adept at laying down beacons accepts my friend request
>get a special item
>die before i can use it
every time
>>121362121
Pack up as much damage up as you can to push your damage as close to 99.9 as you can. Anyone that's not leisurely lounging with full health away from the action becomes susceptible to be splatted in one hit at that point. The defense up meta will not be kind to you, but good luck.
Any squads up? Or anyone willing to join in me for a quad?
>>121362121
>>121360695
>>121362823
I use 2 mains and 5 subs to get 99.9
2mains and 4 subs give 99.7 so you can stop there if you want.
how do i be a good roller
>>121363431
I don't understand your question.
Who killed Splatoon in Europe?
>>121362847
im up for a quad
>>121363807
Why do Eurofags hate Nintendo so much anyways? That region seems to be majority Sonygger region for some reason.
>>121362823
You don't actually need to hit 99.9. People aren't going to be running around with 0.01 damage.
2 mains should be enough. Bamboozler's base damage for a fully charged shot is 80. 2 mains bumps it up to about 92, which should be more than enough.
To give you an idea, stepping into enemy ink for the amount of time it takes to charge the Bamboozler deals 10 damage. (30 damage per second, Boozler take 1/3 of a second to charge.)
So how skillful is this guy, /ink/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykfIU-5rZoY&feature=share
how does the kraken work
>>121364606
Idk, but I remember your faggot ass reposting this multiple times before.
>>121364606
>krak-on roller that panic button'd and killed 3 people
Sure is skillful for a crutchfag.
>>121364606
Wtf is this music lmao
>>121364624
This question is so stupid that it is basically the Splatoon equivalent to "How do I shot web?"
>>121363431
Don't run at people face-first. Flank and attack from behind, only go for the flick when you're in range so you don't alert them.
If you're winning, hide somewhere inconspicuous and wait for someone to pass, then backstab them. Don't jump out in front of them.
Use lots of Swim Speed, keep turf inked in your colour (especially in ranked), stay alert and look around while rolling, you can turn the camera freely while chugging along.
Don't use Ninja Squid. Use Cold-Blooded.
>>121364606
>slow-mo of average every day kills
>shit music
fuck right of
>>121364606
>showing off his kraken kills
>krak-onfags are actually proud of these
>>121364606
Repost
>>121364606
Not bad, the way he used beacons to distract enemies was pretty good. Otherwise pretty standard play
>>121364715
As expected of a crutchfag to show off his crutch kills.
>tripple kill and ink the way to their base
>rainmaker nigger is stading around spamming to me while we coulda rushed in and won
fuck this mode senpai
>>121364263
I guess we wait for 2 more
>>121364624
Kraken is invincible. Only falling off the map can kill it.
Kraken can swim over any inkable turf, and leaves a trail of your ink. Mash the jump button to scale wall faster.
Kraken attacks by jumping. Jump when you're near an enemy to instantly splat them. Deceptively large range.
Kraken can be pushed back by shooting it. Swim to the side and 'strafe' around to combat this.
Kraken swims at the same speed as your squid in ink. It's affected by Swim Speed, as well as Ninja Squid's speed penalty.
Kraken is very frightening. When squids see it, they either panic and run away, or panic and shoot it. Kraken is invincible and swims fast though, so it doesn't mind.
why is everybody japanese
>>121365601
>Deceptively large range.
It's pretty small. Latency just extends it unfairly like most other things in this game.
>>121365601
Kraken is also mythical, so it's harmless
>>121366098
It's 4chan
level 8 guys im getting good
>>121364407
What gives you that impression? I thought the sales were proportionally pretty even by region.
We seem to fucking love 3DSs around here if anything. Everyone and their mum's got one.
>>121366789
what does squid beacon do
>>121366789
Have you tried the Splash-o-matic? It's lots of fun.
>>121367394
One-use super jump target. Hide it in forward positions. Feel free to use other people's, that's what they put them down for.
>>121367394
Squid Beakon is a super jump point. You and your teammates can super jump to it, but it breaks when you land on it.
You can have 3 at a time. They're great for getting back to important areas quickly. Try hiding them behind things, then jumping in and sneaking out to ambush people.
>>121367643
i always found it weird how when i superjump to a teammates beakon it sometimes doesn't break
why is that?
>>121368001
You're probably accidentally super jumping to a teammate standing near the beacon.
>>121368256
i just learned you can suprjump to reammates
>>121368001
I *think* it's because it's possible for someone else to tap on a beakon after you have, but before it's broken. So the game just keeps the beakon there until they've landed.
>>121367457
I can vouch for this, possibly coolest gun
guys i like the krakon roller is this bad
>>121369029
Extremely
At least with the Carbon or even Dynamo you can keep your dignity
Now that the patch has settled in, what weapons do people find killing them a lot?
I barely notice dynamos any more, but octoshots and 52 gals have really been fucking with me.
>>121355502
Who would've thought something so precious could grow into something so luscious?
>splatling deco
>its shit
goddamn, I'll have to suffer forever with inkstrike.
I'd literally give up having a special if I can refill my inktank when I activate it. But no, lets give it kraken now that is utter shit, and you are stuck in that form until it runs out.
I wish the splatling had a loadout with splashwall-echolocator/bubbler/killer wail
>>121369113
>dynamo
Nice try.
>>121370280
Better still, stop using Splatlings altogether because they're trash
>>121369113
>Dynamo you can keep your dignity
Are you kidding? That's the worst of them all. The only thing that makes people hate the Krak-On is Kraken, and a whole bunch of weapons have that special. The Carbons, Splat, and Hero are the only acceptable rollers since people have such a hateboner for the Krak-On, even though it's a piece of shit that wastes way too much ink. I don't really count Inkbrushes as rollers, but if you do all those are acceptable as well. I personally hate Sloshers with a passion, but people seem to be fine with them too.
>>121369284
Blasters, luna and range in particular.
>>121369951
I want to adopt Callie!
>>121370539
Why do you hate Sloshers?
>>121369951
>>121370665
They just skipped the Squib stage altogether didn't they?
>>121370723
They're just very hard for me to deal with. I can't explain it. I guess they harass me very effectively. They're annoying to play against. I used to feel this way about Dynamos until the nerf. Least Sloshers have always been a rare encounter. When you do face one though, it's like playing against a pro Charger-aim tier flicking some bastard long-range Carbon Roller. The speed they can Slosh is disgusting, and their sub is a perfect pairing.
>>121369284
Nothing in particular, just the usual E-Liter as usual. Now I think about it, I've seen a much more diverse allocation of weapons post patch, such as Squiffers and Rapid Blasters.
>>121370892
Yes, they were born S rank.
No time for youth. Only splatting and singing.
level 9 guys almost there!!!!
>>121371842
Prepare yourself for the shift. Ranked gets substantially trickier, but it would be sweet to sign you up for some squadding before you get a Rank to lose.
>>121371842
>>121371981
I'm in for some for that. I'm so desperate to squad and practice bamboozler.
>>121371981
i don't know what anything you said means!
>>121372190
ranked = mode where winning raises your letter rank and losing lowers it. goes from c- to s+.
squads = chilling out with any registered friends and playing with them (so you can add ink if you want)
>>121372083
>Just graduated from Turf War
>Practicing the most challenging weapon in the game
Godspeed anon.
>>121372375
I'm not >>121371842
>>121372435
Realized 60 seconds later
>>121371332
That is the face of octopus genocide. Fear it.
>tfw I didn't order those glasses
>tfw I had a natural offbrand triple sitting in my inventory for months now
Too bad it's kinda shit.
I'm still keeping it though.
>>121370665
>Callie will never be your adorable daughterfu
>You will never take Callie to school
>You will never teach Callie to tie her shoelaces
>You will never go with Callie to the Zoo
>You will never drive Callie to her prom
>You will never hug Callie at her graduation
Literally why live
>>121372791
FSSP glasses, this is a nice triple
>>121372791
I need that shirt, scarths boots and rainys glasses.
>>121373085
Scarth got those boots from me senpai.
>>121373008
>Have a daughter
>Name her Callie
Problem solvered, now go find a wife.
>>121373219
Ignore him, he's drunk
>>121373085
What do Rainy's glasses have? These names remind me of old pokemon cards like 'Brocks Geodude'
>>121368986
> Playing Rainmaker with Splash-o-matic
> Flounder Heights
> We have the lead, they have Rainmaker in our courtyard
> They take out two of us, third one facerushes the carrier and trades with someone
> I hide nearby in the chaos, 1 vs 3
> 3 of them hurriedly try to pop the shield while my team respawns
> I pop out and activate SUCTION BOMB RUSH
> I throw all of the bombs at the shield
> I'm on the other side of it, so they can't see me
> Shield blows up and splats all three of them
I LOVE doing this.
>>121369284
Splash Walls are everywhere. 52 Gal seems to be the new hotness.
>>121373856
Couldn'tcha see the bloody bombs!?
>>121372791
mamandil the literal god
>>121373395
No for real, he ordered them from me.
They are literally the first offbrand triple I got.
>>121369284
depends on what weapon i'm using, n-zaps tend to catch me by surprise.
I see a heavy splatling roughly once every 150 games but when I do they're a lethal force
>>121370280
Deco is going to be amazing, I think.
Point Sensors help with its support and suppression role, and Kraken is better than Inkstrike.
Splash Wall gave the Heavy huge ink problems, and it didn't really need it with its huge range. Just helped to make up for its close range weakness, which Kraken does too.
>>121374331
Too bad it looks like crap
>>121374331
I can't help but fear it'll be a worse custom jet squelcher, slightly less range and point sensors are trash compared to burst bombs. plus if you overextend with kraken you have the built-in delay and the wind-up time before you can start inking again. also, it takes a ton of investment to damage stack it to 33.3 per shot compared to the CJS.
i'll still use the fuck out of it because I love splatlings but I don't expect it to be that good. it's definitely going to be way better at spreading ink than the CJS, which is the main thing I like about it.
>>121373856
to add to this
>shield pins me against wall
>shield pops
>splats me and 3 on the enemy team
>the last person left grabs the rainmaker
I fucking hate getting smashed like that
>>121374331
Walls are better for map control. CB basically cancels out your sub. Though running SCU might get you Kraken pretty quickly.
>>121374764
>Underpass
>RM slightly to the right of where it starts
>Somehow get trapped between the shield and the corner of the wall
>Team shooting the shield like it's 1899
>Crush me
This is why we need a 'Help' or 'Stop' command.
>>121374712
adding to this I think the default heavy's kit really is perfect for it. it's unquestionably the best inkstrike user and inkstrike is amazing in the right hands. it's not as good at abusing walls as the 52 but it can still put out a ton of pressure and ride the tower too.
the deco is... maybe the best point sensor user? (that isn't really saying much) and merely "okay" at abusing kraken. maybe i'm wrong and this kit is perfect on the heavy splatling but I don't think it'll be a great kraken user.
>>121375257
>it's unquestionably the best inkstrike user
What do you mean? How does a weapon use Inkstrike well?
>>121375612
For pushing. If the entire area infront of you is enemy ink, put an inkstrike further up and after its launched you ink the remaining distance with your own ink.
>>121375829
Ahh, that makes sense.
so is everything pretty viable in this game or is there more of a meta
>>121376412
There are no bad weapons, just some are more effective in more situations than others. If that helps.
>>121376412
Get as much swim speed as possible and use the Krak-on roller.
>>121376412
Everything besides inkbrushes is viable. But of course you should equip for the rotation.
>>121376412
Rapid blaster is the most difficult and fustrating thing known to mankind but everything else is great.
>>121376821
Inkbrush is harder
>>121376770
I got to A - with the inkbrush from B- in one day so it can't be too awful.
>>121376876
Its a sploosh you have to mash, its real easy.
>>121376821
In Turf War nothing covers ground faster. Couple that with Suction Bomb Rush, and the world is your oyster.
>>121376595
>>121376770
>>121376821
ok i've been playing around with the slosher and having fun
>>121376996
Pick something else, and you'll be in S in no time.
>>121377103
Luna Neo wouild give it a run
>>121373008
>you will never try to take the cum stains out of her school uniform
>>121376412
How do you want your meta senpai
>>121297918
Aside from a minor change still looks almost the same, I have octobully pic I'm gonna do.the woomy will have the same outfit
>>121377934
>gold
>not using the one with echo
>enemies splatting me literally seconds after they get splatted themselves
>shot at from behind walls at seemingly random
>half the people had a spic name
man thank fuck i get good connection with japs so i don't deal with this shit often
>>121378608
Inkstrike is the most underrated special in the game.
>>121378807
>next game there was a krakon and carbon duo that always stuck together and warped around like fuck, carbon sending swarms of seekers from the grave and krakon going kraken from the grave
this is the first and last time i play during these hours
i did it guys i'm level 10!
>make a shit drawing
>no yeahs
>make a shit meme drawing
>shitton of yeahs
Why is miiverse so
>>121379826
congraturation
>>121379974
does everybody start at C- or did the game brand me a shitter
>>121380048
everyone starts at C- senpai desu
>>121379963
That's not just miiverse,
that's all art on the internet
>>121379963
Where's that shitty image of the polar bear on miiverse with 300 yeahs
first ranked game and we got 0 points nice!
>>121379963
pls post here.
and if you still can edit I want cum inflation on her tinny belly
>>121380140
Don't japs start at like C or C+? I remember everyone complaining about it
>>121380540
Don't know about that desu
>>121380540
their squids get cummies +
>>121380540
Nah they start at S+
If they bring dishonour they are dropped to S
>>121380834
And there are no japs below S. They all commit sudoku at S 10.
>>121381081
All the A-B japs you see are just burgers with moonrune Miis.
>>121379826
>>121376770
I got to S by ink brushes alone
>>121381863
Fuck you nigga, I do a lot.
>>121382065
?
Oh dear, the enemy teams is suddenly more aggressive and seems to know where everyone is before they get there again. Didn't see that one coming!all praise splatoon's excellent netcode
how do i win ranked games
>>121384415
PTFO
>>121372791
i have the same abilities on the sporty hat
>>121373395
triple run speed
i keep losing 100-0 and i'm C+
should i just kill myself?
>>121384792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn2z19QnEfQ
nah just keep going you will find a lot of retards in C and B ranks, just push it to the limits!
>>121384792
I'm disappointed that you haven't already killed yourself, you useless sack of filth.
Do we have a discord set up?
>>121384415
There are three factors IMO
1) being good. You need to be able to aim, anticipate enemy squid movements, and be adept at using your weapon.
2) connection quality. If your finding that squids are warping around the place and appearing out of nowhere, avoid playing ranked (or if you do, use ranged weapons so your not going to mysteriously get splat every 5 seconds). You might want to play turf for a while to judge how bad your connection is at a particular time of day.
3) sheer luck. if your team are complete idiots, nothing will save you.
is it me or there are more squibs now?
>>121387475
Maybe some parents were on the fence until that Testfire eShop discount.
>>121385814
Top tier competitive players only, sorry bruv.
>>121382574
What's your secret?
Hosting again, lets go!
Any weapon/rank welcome.
NNID IAMUSORRY
>>121388379
can i add friends ingame
>>121387475
Squibs!
>>121388560
Yes, you can open up the Home menu and got to anything from there as long as you're not in a match online/in matchmaking.
>>121388379
added
>>121388195
Balls
>>121388841
Added, join before last slot is taken.
Assuming I'm already late for SORRY's squad, anyone else want to squad up? I'm opening one right now, anyone I've already added is welcome to join.
My NNID is DeeDunks, any rank is fine.
>tfw C- playing with all S
Matchmaking plz.
>>121389989
Lel good luck baka senpai desu!
>>121388649
Future S+ during childhood
>squidloli surprise you at your bed in the morning
>shily telling she is scared and had her first period
>you ask to inspectis cute little ink and not disgusting blood
the woomy
>>121390398
You should become a mangaka in order to bring that thought to life in a doujin baka senpai desu.
daily dose
>>121390849
thanks mister hokusai
Fuck man my tree gun cant keep up with the movement of S+ players
>>121391312
c-cute!
>>121391312
what is it with the japanese and hairy crotches? half the time the girls in their porn seem to have them.
I WANT TO FUCK AN INKLING!
>>121391984
just do it then
>>121392080
THERE ARE NO INKLINGS IRL
all these people bragging about their rare arrowbands when I'll always have the best.
>>121392359
>This has been saved and over and over so many times the image quality has visibly deteriorated
Memes.
>>121392359
That outfit would be fire on CSJ if the jacket just had the on brand rolls.
>>121380820
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
man you guys are carrying my ass
Chris dont
i want to cum on callie's tentaclesi find the idea of hotglue repulsive but i would not hesitate for a second to cum on a callie amiibo's tentacles
anyone wanna squad when the rotation hits?
Swim onto the battlefield. 18 splat-bombs spawn out of thin air instantly exploding, killing me.
Camera goes to their spawn and I watch him superjump. Interesting.
>>121393403Incsy00
>>121393397
One day
Nice sweater
>>121393351
don't WHAT
Chris you mind using something with Echo?
>>121393491
done
>>121393861
i think i'd have to buy something with it real quick and ic an
>>121393397
>>121393491
ok the squad is open
>>121393679
callies tits vs maries ass splatfest when
did that news thing kick us out of the squadsorry for being shit i got the game yesterday
>FH RM
MY TIME IS NOW!
squad open join bum or rainy
T I T T Y
>>121394594
Okay, I'll be there asap.
>>121394904
>tfw when Calliefag but all about dat ass
That splarfest would be pure suffering
1 spot open in squad!
Any rank/weapon welcome.
>>121394954
Yeah it dissolves all ongoing lobbies so people can be placed on the new maps/game modes, I can see your back though.
Also don't worry about it.
>>121395269
>tfw Calliefag and tits man
life is goodthey're closer to her heart
!
>my controller is drifting like hell
guys im going to restart my wii u just gimme a few minutes
>match starts
>10 seconds pass
>connection is unstable
>CONNECTION LOST
>>121396353
>Look, we've won this Splatfest!
>Ah, Judd!
>Meow!
>HUUUUH? Why!!?
>There's no way the decision was wrong...? And so late...
>I see. He's Team Money.
>Constantly at the verge of losing my S rank
This morning I fell to S-1.
Then I climbed up to S-25.
Then I fell to S-5.
Now I'm S-10.
For fuck's sake I was S-45 yesterday.
man even the game feels dead
how the fuck does this rainmaker game work
>>121397587
I don't want to play now ranked because of this.
In just one hour i went from S 50 to S 9
>no squads found
>>121397916
just like football
run as far as you can to get the touchdown
