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/sthg/ #350 - Ice Cap Zone Edition
>Link Compilation<
http://pastebin.com/qzTmPvbx
>Drawfag/Writefag Idea Walls<
http://pastebin.com/j8KkPQ4n
http://pastebin.com/jNKKMk5b
>News/Developments<
Chapter 1 of Lost Hedgehog Tales is LIVE.
http://www.bumbleking.com/lht/Lost%20Hedgehog%20Tales%20-%20Part%201.pdf
Sega of Europe:New Sonic games will be "more inspired by how it played in its heyday.”
http://www.tssznews.com/2015/10/26/sega-europe-new-sonic-games-to-be-more-inspired-by-how-it-played-in-heyday/
Archie Action Solicits for January 2016
http://comicsalliance.com/archie-sonic-solicitations-jan-2016/?trackback=tsmclip
Classic Sonic, Blaze, and Tikal are on the premium roulette for Sonic Runners.
>Recent Releases<
Sonic Lost World has released on Steam!
3D Sonic the Hedgehog 2 has released for the Nintendo 3DS! You can buy it on the Nintendo 3DS eShop.
Sonic Dash 2: Sonic Boom has released for iOS and Android devices! You can download it for free from iTunes or the Google Play store.
Sonic Boom is airing new episodes on Cartoon Network
You can watch all previously aired episodes that are available in English here:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/sonic-boom
Previous Thread: >>121074051
fast
Canon
Third for Sonic 4 Ep II is a great game.
>>121294690
I wouldn't say great, but it was okay.
>>121294690
We don't allow lies in this thread, anon.
>>121294690
It was alright. Music still sounded like ass and the team-up mechanic was still underwhelming. It also still had the homing attack for some reason.
>>121295029
There were a few good music tracks there. I really hope they keep that Metal Sonic theme.
>>121295172
Talking about Metal Sonic, the first boss battle against him in the Snow level, and the overall flow of the game was very well received among "normies"... Or at least were I used to study.
When I explained them than "old fans" whined about the game just because "Sonic still had green eyes" or the "Water levels that slow you down", they said that those people is just stupid. Their answers were like
>The Water levels slow them down, but with no thing to slow down and force you to platform, they whine because "press right to win"
>Green Eyes? Really?
>The team-up could improve, but it's a good gimmick! They'll complain if that team-up didn't existed, too.
And things like that
>>121295172
There were good tracks, but they all sounded like shit because all the instruments used sound like someone trying to recreate "retro" music without ever having heard music from a Genesis or SNES. It was the same for episode one: lots of good tracks ruined by the game's choice of instruments.
>>121295595
Where did you used to study and how does it have a miraculous collection of reasonable Sonic fans.
>>121295595
>or the "Water levels that slow you down"
To be fair, the water sections in the second zone were bullshit.
Would people care to read my other game ideas for Sonic characters if I pastebin them?>tfw always wanted to be a Game Designer but I can't code for shit so my biggest bet is to write my stories and hope they get published and see if any developer is interested in making them into game form.
>>121295595
>straw men
The game's a shit, buddy
>>121295849They weren't even Sonic fans, just people that wanted to have fun while playing.Actually they played things like COD, mind you.
>>121295595
Honestly, episode 2 is alright and it did improve on episode 1 quite a bit, but ti still had some of the same problems
>Rolling still not as good as it used to be, and the physics are still a bit off
>Level design overly reliant on homing attack chains, dash pads, and springs
>Bosses outside of Metal Sonic are underwhelming at best, and whoever decided that the pinch music needs to be the main boss theme needs to be shot
>Game's too damn short
>>121295683
>someone trying to recreate "retro" music without ever having heard music from a Genesis or SNES
You can expand that to literally everything else about the game and it applies. It's a "classic Sonic" game designed by someone who has no clue what a classic Sonic game was like.
And the music was done by Senoue, who did some of the music for Sonic 3 and Sonic & Knuckles so it's definitely a design choice made at the top rather than anything he'd intentionally do.
>>121296015
Go ahead
>>121294665
>spend all night playing vidya
>sleep next to nothing
>wake up in the morning to go to work
>no time for breakfast
>get dressed and go to train station
>get in train
>huge fucking robot occupying the seats for three people
>have to travel all the way standing up
I fucking hate this city, I hope everyone drowns in a flooding.
>>121296015
The biggest bet after knowing how to code is knowing how to model or animate. Writing is highly tertiary compared to those two things or even texturing.
>>121296026
I first said it was "great" just to spice things up.
It was ok, it had its flaws but none of them were terrible. Nothing that a little work on them couldn't fix them.
Calling it shit just because one thing, is a red flag.
>>121295954
I don't know, but I won't say that they were bullshit taking in account that Labyrinth exist.
They needed a little more work. But they were just fine.
>>121296073
>Game's too damn short
Everyone said that. About your other points, about the physics, sure, if you're used to certain kind of flow, it somehow fall flat on the floor, but once you get used, you can get fast even in some underwater sections.I'm not talking about wind sections...
A lot of decisions and bad things pointed out are minor flaws and nothing that is game breaking or ruining the game itself, they are flaws that need to be worked on. In short, the main problem is Iizuka being a hack and SEGA execs caring more about deadlines than quality.
>>121296109
The thing is, Ep I was obviously just a mobile cash-in which had nothing to do with being a continuation that they later on decided to stick the 4 on for more bucks. The graphics are cheap. All the levels and enemies are just rip-offs of the Genesis games to make casuals think they're playing a game just like the classic ones. The lack of momentum and presence of the homing attack makes the game better suited to touch screen controls. The special stages are perfect for touch screen/gyroscope controls, too. The game even had/has (I can't remember which) an actual level section to take advantage of a phone's gyroscope. They already had the game and figured it would sell more if they put it on consoles and marketed it as a true sequel to the Genesis games. Ep II was so much better because they were trying to make a classic 2D Sonic game and continuation of the older ones from the beginning, instead of relabeling a cheap mobile game.
>>121296632
The game is shit because it's inferior by designs to games that came out almost a decade earlier on inferior hardware.
The fact is it's worse than Sonic Advance by a significant margin (which is the game they were attempting to emulate$ and doesn't come near the perfection that is Advance 2.
The game is shit because it's shit. Nobody actually thinks it's shit over green eyes or water levels.
>>121296323Yea, I know. Thing is I just suck at anything other than using my imagination. I can barely draw. Can't get too into scripting and I tried my hand out on modeling using theUE4and that's also difficult but easier than scripting and drawing.
At least with modeling I can start with a ball and slowly form the shape I want (through needless hours of work.)
So yea, you kinda understand how fucked I am if I just go for game designer/producer. Not only that I heard that the Game Designer market is HIGHLY competitive and is the major reason why Indie exist as a genre.
Ultimately the best I can do is layout my ideas and designs on paper which pretty much anyone can do anyway.
>>121296315
Wait until you see the giant fucking cat.
>stinks of fish
>asking everyone getting on if they've seen this "Froggy"
>already late because some faggot hedgehog was holding up traffic
To hell with this, I'm moving back to Central City
>>121296632
I wouldn't say that shit level design is a
minor problem, especially in a platformer. The only level with good level design is Sky Fortess (Or whatever it's called. It's fucking Wing Fortess but less interesting) and even then it's dull.
>>121297015
The best thing you'll ever be able to do with that skill set is maybe run into a code monkey with no imagination and an artist and create an indie game.
>>121297212Pretty much. And fuck that shit I refuse to be grouped up with those kinds of people. I'd rather be conscious of how useless and lazy I am then ignorant of it and spend my time thinking that people love me because I can do something literally anyone else in the world that knows how to write could do.Not like it makes me any better though.
>>121293621
Woah. I'm listening to his theme and was just thinking about this. The story could have been executed better via presentation that doesn't make you want to kill yourself, and his theme is actually a lot sadder out of context. As for the story itself, it is pretty sad when you look at it like a written story or something and ignore the actual cutscenes. Also, the way I see it is that Gamma and the bird are two completely different beings, and the bird was only a battery. The bird had no part in controlling anything Gamma did or thought.
>>121298653
>The bird had no part in controlling anything Gamma did or thought.
The problem with that is that you clearly see Gamma have fuzzy flashbacks to the bird, so it's influencing his mind at least somewhat.
>>121296015
Sure thing
WHEN ARE WE GONNA SEE HIM
>>121299829
>So close to hearing Shadow get more than a few lines in English in what feels like an eternity.
Someone make time go faster.
>>121300289
He has almost the same amount of lines in the episode as he does in the game, maybe even less if you count his quotes in the boss fight.
>>121300924
Hype killed in mere seconds, a new record.
>>121301082
Its all to spite you
>Shadow shows up
>Eggman fanboys over him
>he doesn't say a word
>few minutes in he still says nothing
>he burst out basically saying FUCK YOU YOU SUCK AND YOU'RE SO DUMB SO YOU CANT BEAT SONIC
>he leaves for majority of the episode
>comes back right at the end
>FUCK YOU YOU STILL CANT BEAT SONIC WITH ALL THESE LOSERS I'LL DO IT
>short fight followed by Eggman blinding Shadow by taking a selfie with him
>Sonic beat him and he leave
>>121301424
Oh right, comedy series.
Haha, those Shadow fanboys am I right? Hah.
>>121301637
I'm 100% sure this is because people wouldn't leave Mike alone.
Shadow fans begging to see him made sure that his first appearance would be like this.
>>121301758
What's not to like? It's one of the better eps. Better than the Metal Sonic episode by a great deal.
>>121302003
Honestly the only thing I like about it is the Ikea jokes, otherwise the Metal episode is better solely because it has Metal.
>>121302129
All metal does in the episode is shoot lasers from his chest.
It's a completely worthless appearance. A terrible utilization of the character.
>>121302343
And all Shadow does is homing attack a few times.
>>121302416
And yet it's loads more action than metal's pathetic display.
>>121297565
Alternatively, you could apply yourself and learn a more useful skill.
>>121302416
And teleports, don't forget the teleporting.
>>121302505
All it meant was they didn't have to animate him doing anything, just put a black ball in his place when he fights.
Really they could have replaced Shadow with Dave and the fight would have been just as good.
>>121302661
>Really they could have replaced Shadow with Dave and the fight would have been just as good.
Wrong-o.It would have been better
>>121302512
Nah, I'm too lazy to apply myself to anything. I can't even apply myself enough tokill myself.
>>121303176
Get a load of this loser.
>>121294453
>/sthg/ #350 - Ice Cap Zone Edition
post celebration music
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FferYJmNVU
>>121303468
>that bass
>that piano
>that everything
pure perfection
Will Sonic Lost PC World ever be fixed?
>>121303968
By SEGA? Doubt it.
By modders? Maybe.
>>121303968
No, it will always be a bad game, just like the other versions.
>>121304170
>>121304225
>>121303968
No, LW was a weird game to port, not only because of the reception it got or because people were asking for Unleashed longer, but because the game wasn't designed to be scaled back in anyway. It was built as a Wii U game to run at a locked 60fps so they devs never though to themselves "what if someone can't run this well?"
That andthe game is actually built around the unpatched Wii U version so a lot of bugs are still in.
>>121303371At least I acknowledge my worthlessness. :,^(
I have officially given up on trying to decipher his cryptic bullshit.
Hey what happened to that fake sonic twitter account everyone liked?
>>121306524
>Fake
It's the official one, and it hasn't been as active as it was before apparently
>>121306873
And I spoke too soon, because it just updated with some stuff, Can't post it because I'm on mobile
>>121308772
No. No fun.
>Sonic Lost World CODEX shit finally downloaded
>Been trying to get it's connection to the internet blocked for the better half of an hour
>I'm doing something wrong despite doing everything in the correct order
Ooh god someone help me.
>>121308772
So how does the bomb wisp work on the PC version of LW?
In the Wii U version you would start off with a weak one that would have a tiny explosion but trading and receiving them through miiverse would give you powerful ones that could really do damage.
>>121306251
>bigger issues in play here
What the hell does that mean?
>>121310813
It means he's doing this for attention and you should shut the fuck up about him and that other idiot should unfollow him, stop replying to him, and stop posting his shit on Twitter.
Until we get actual legal filings that Penders is suing Archie, nobody should fucking care.
>>121310813
who knows, I just hope that the faggot is serious.
>>121312434
I hope he is too, just so we can all watch him fail spectacularly when he tries to sue DC/Whoever hurt his feelings now
Do you like Gold?
>>121310813Penders assumes Ian is violating some NDA having to do with the trials two years ago while he’s going after DC/Archie and different parties are reviewing info about said cases.
Plot twist: The prologue is clean. Penders doesn’t actually read Ian’s stuff before making statements about it.
one of my favourite parts of Sonic Boom is seeing the cast portraied as kids that like to play.
I love it so much it hurts.
>>121314280
I have no strong feelings for her one way or the other.
>>121314280
She's alright, but hasn't done much. I do love me some multiversal shenanigans though, which is part of her backstory. >>121314354
Even then, if LHT was violating some NDA by existing, it would've been shut down a loooong time ago. Even then, Ian legally covered his ass and the only difference between this and Bollers posting his plans is that Ian still works for Archie.
What does the Sonic general want from a Sonic game?
>gameplay
>story
>writing
>atmosphere
>art-direction
>music
>anything else you can think of
>>121314989
>gameplay
>atmosphere
>art-direction
>music
I got what I want.
>>121315213
Spicy.
>>121314989
>gameplay
Colors/Unleashed plus playable friends as bonus
>story
actual plot, but keep it light
>writing
I dont mind jokes here and there, character interactions would be fun
>atmosphere
I think it would be interesting for a game to mix cartoony and real life athmosphere, think SA2 hub with Lost World-like level athmosphere.
>art-direction
Unleashed designs for humans
>music
honestly sonic music is always pretty good
>anything else you can think of
CHARACTER INTERACTIONS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
>>121314989
>gameplay
Third-person parkour-based platforming. Don't make it a gimmick like in Lost World, build the entire gameplay around it. No 2D segments at all.
>story
Eggman does something more creative than "find MacGuffin, abuse MacGuffin, Sonic kicks his ass"
>writing
Not Pontac/Graff
>atmosphere
>art-direction
Unleashed to both
>music
I like Ohtani but I also like variety. Give someone else a shot at the lead composer role. Maybe Kumatani if she's still there.
>anything else you can think of
Slowly start re-introducing past characters as plot-relevant NPCs. Since nostalgia is all the rage these days, maybe re-introduce side characters from the 90s.
>>121314989
>Gameplay
Multiple playable characters that play like Sonic, but slightly different and are optional. Sonic and co have controls similar to those of Sonic stages in the Adventure games, but improved drastically
>Story
Action-adventure story with some comedic elements on occasion. High energy, noticeable stakes and tension
>Writing
Not everyone's a joke master. Occasional joke or cheesy one liner, but doesn't overdo it. Those involved generally stay in character. Again, focus is more on action-adventure story
>Art direction
A mix of Unleashed and Heroes. Some realism, but also some cartoonish elements.
>Music
Variety is the spice of life. Something like SA1's soundtrack spanning various genres.
>Atmosphere
A fun, tense, and exciting adventure. Lighthearted but not like Colors.
>Anything else
Have someone besides Sonic and Eggman do something plot-relevant.
Do not be afraid to dig up things from Sonic's long, long history. Bring back Special Stages for emeralds, but have them be optional
>>121315779
Oh, and for gameplay
>No gimmicks
>3D only
>>121300289CHAOS!!!
>>121315920
SWISS ROLL
>>121315994
I haven't seen that in a while.
>>121316213
Yeah I heard those Sonic Shorts weren't dead so I decided to rewatch them a few days ago. That one bit about original characters is still funny, can't say much positive about the rest.
>>121316463
ColdSteel vs Jesus the Hedgehog drawing when
>>121316587
>Jesus the Hedgehog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IONyLZn0pLI
>>121316587
Will it take place on Eggman's secret underwater volcanic baseIN SPACE?
>>121306251
Reminder that this guy went from "I'm leaving Archie to pursue my own projects, I give thanks to Mike Pellerito and wish Ian Flynn and the others all the best" to "Archie is an evil corporation trying to crush me, the little guy, Mike Pellerito is a monster, I'm a better artist than Tracy Yardley and Ian Flynn stole my ideas!"
>>121314280
I like her design, but she hasn't done much honestly. She called Silver out to help her and then immediately became little more than a panicky liability.
>>121306251
>Man goes to court over a fanfic
Well that sounds like an April Fools news headline.
>>121319691
Remember, he wants everyone to tack "copyright and trademarked Ken Penders" on fanart of his Knuckles clones.
>>121314280
She's okay. Need to read more and see what she does.
>>121320289
Probably not gonna see her for a while after the Silver Saga is done. Always sucks when we get a new character during an arc and they disappear for a while once said arc is wrapped up.I miss Relic.
>>121320595Maybe we'll see her again when Knuckles and Amy gather all the pieces of the Master Emerald.
>>121321319inb4Snively kidnaps her and holds her for ransom for the ME
>>121321725inb4 Fix-it is the one who ends up saving the day
>>121320595
>Don't worry readers, you'll see more of Razor in his own origins story soon!!1
>>121322030
>How bout I fix your shit
>>121319807Just the knuckle clones or does that include the other characters he claims to own?
>>121322168
>Delays to nearly 2 years after his debut arc
Why Archie
>>121322030I could see that happening. He is a Gizoid after all.
>>121322368
It can't be helped. Probably would've gotten it sooner if not for a certain shit block crossover.
Which is the most beautieful Sonic city and why is it Station Square?
>>121322780
>not Apotos
>not Adabat
Son, don't make me slap you sideways.
>>121322941
>That sunset in Adabat
Maximum comfy
>>121322941
>boring white
>boring brown
At least say Spagonia.
>>121323474
>Pic
The more you think about that story, the less sense it really makes
>>121323585
And this was the editor writing.
>>121322780
You meant Grand Metropolis, right?
>>121319807
Yet he's OK with Palcomix using his characters since it's a 'parody'.
>>121325882
Just like how he used the "parody" excuse to get away with plagirazing a holocaust poem and making it about fucking echidnas. And the worst part os that the poem makes no sense in the context of the comic
>>121326159
>Holocaust poem
Not reading KtE feels like walking miles away from a minefield even though I read through the dark ages.
>>121326159
>a holocaust poem
Really now?!
>>121326440
Funny thing is, since you skippe those, you skipped 90% of Penders' stories where anything of worth happens. And I use the term "anything of worth" very loosely. More like "the only stories that have a lasting impact on continuity that aren't retconned in 5 issues".
>>121326570
Yes, and I'd post it, but I'm on mobile and don't have it
>>121326570
>In response to that image
>>121326857
http://allpoetry.com/First-They-Came-For-The-Communists is the original poem
>>121326857
I'm starting to think that Penders might be a no good person.
>>121326857
>You know... for kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmMhzaF7puM
Who was the best voice actor for Sonic?I love the one from Sonic CD
>>121327173
>The mini series which didn't even have the real Sally for most of it and had pedo skunk shove his tongue down her throat
Fucking WHY
>>121325882
I remember him bitching about how he wanted to sue BBMBBF and his comics for using 'his' characters in a disgusting way. Unless he was allowed to make some free scripts himself for Palcomix. Yet he got rid of his search tool on his website and I'm not going through the entire forum to look for it.
>>121327973
What's BBMBBF?
>>121328104
Another name for Palcomix I think
>>121327454
They're all pretty great, never understood the hate for Roger.
Although I think the CD OVA voice (the English one anyways) always sounded off to me, he didn't sound quirky enough.
But that's just my opinion.
>>121328157
>>121328104
The owner of Palcomix, Mobius Unleashed, Digimon Hentai and so many more.
>>121327973
Thanks, I found something interesting in the old archive on Foolz back in 2013. As quoted by Ken as I'm on my mobile and can't post any photos until I get home.
"The key part is to ask for permission. You're right, in that there's no adequate way to police the internet. However, if people were to just simply ask in cases where no money changes hands, chances are permission would be granted as long as the artwork posted a disclaimer such as the following example: JULIE-SU © 2010 by Ken Penders
Is that really too much to ask in exchange to allow someone to write or draw their piece of fan expression? I'm not against people like Palcomix for example, as long as they put a copyright symbol on the photo even if it is a parody of my work. Sadly, he is in the Philippines so I can not bring a cease and desist letter to him as so far he has not done this. The only way I would allow him to keep posting such material with my characters is 2 things. I get half the royalties he makes from the comics, and I am allowed to create the scripts that use my characters under the name Fuzzyballs."
>>121327454
Kanemaru. No alternatives.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fOXvXrCaTA
>>121327454
I'm enjoying Smith.
>>121322780
Station Square is insanely disjointed.
>>121327454
The Japanese VA or the one from Adventure. The current one does a good job as Boom Sonic
>>121327454
Kanemaru>Ryan>Jason(Post-Unleashed)>The rest
>>121327558
IIRC all the earlier ideas for that series got rejected. Something like 'Sally finds her lost mother'. What we got was just a quick effort to meet the deadline.
That's what kp said on his forum anyways.
God damn posts on the steam community for SLW make me think there are more kids there than on Miiverse.
>post arguing that Sonic LW and Castlevania being on Steam means that Nintendo is going to port Smash Bros soon
>people who legit think Sonic is a Nintendo game or that LW was made by Nintendo
>sega talking about big the cat on april 1 2016
>game grumps involved
Welp.
>>121334797
That whole board seems like cancer.
>>121335392
u wut m8?
Time for best remix.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w_0z1sxglT0
>>121338514
>His reaction when he finds out the last chili dog from his favorite chili dog stand is sold out
>>121327454
Smith and Kanemaru
>>121338514
>2016 movie/game reaction
>>121338514
>>121338514
>>121339586
Now that's a faker if I ever saw one. Where's the real Sonic?
>>121339586
>reaction to autistic fanbase
Thought I'd drop this off here
I'm so fucking pissed right now.
Post cute please. I need to calm down.
>>121340191
>Where's the real Sonic?
He's with Eggman.
>>121340208
Okie dokie.
>>121340208take it back
>>121340403
Why isn't this picture coloured yet?
>>121341324
Don't ask me. Fucking google search it or some shit and find the author so you can ask him.
>>121340403
Those paws still look out of place to me.
>>121341571
You really are pissed. And I have no cute to post on my work computer. I feel inadequate.
>>121340403
>>121326570
fucking kamehameha waves
>>121338514
>>121339586
why would you do that
>>121340403
>>121341571
I'll cover youany specific characters?
>>121343306
qt
>>121343306
>>121343391
>>121343503
>>121343597
>>121343668
>>121343745
Last one
>>121343829
here have a bigger one
>>121343829
Omake.
Good night.
>>121340208
>more art of best Egg Boss
Excellent.
>>121348229
>tfw no Noir Storybook game
>>121349031
>tfw no l.a noire style game with chaotix
>>121352463
>"You fuck young mobians, Geoffrey?"
Lost World is a good game fuck the haters
>>121352463
man how bout a sonic style game with sonic in it when the fuck is that gonna happen
>>121326440
>>121326570
Back in 1999 he quoted an ENTIRE holocaust protest poem by Martin Niemoller, protestant german officer, and claimed the author as Anonymous.
Ken Penders defense:
>I should have acknowledged Mr Neimoller in the credits. However, he was attributed online at the time when someone asked. Plagiarism would be if I never acknowledged the source material. That's too famous a quote for me to ever claim credit. What I did was "paraphrase".
>>121353015
kek
>>121353265
1991
>>121343363
>>121343391
>>121343503
>>121343597
>>121343668
>>121343745
>>121345182
ty senpai. I ended up just going to sleep but I appreciate the effort.>Two days ago.
>Had to tow my car out of the high and to my house because the serpentine belt snapped.
>Yesterday.
>Literally spend all day trying to put the motherfucking new serpentine belt on.
>Get to the last pulley. The tension pulley.
>Can't get the shit on it even with it not benig tensioned.
>Accidnetly remove the belt from some of the other pulleys and gears.
>Rage a bit and rip the ratchet out of tensioner because it was in the way.
>Get the belt back where I was before.
>Realize I fucked shredded the place where I needed to put the ratchet.
>It's now thoroughly fucked.
>Try to find a work around when it starts pouring.
>Fuck this i'll go inside and play someLoLand browse /sthg/. It's getting dark anyway.
>Literally lose 7 fucking games in a row onLoL.
>First three times were admittedly my fault but the others were either afks or feeders.
You guys simply cannot understand the butthurt that is still flowing through me right now and normally i'm a very calm and collected person.
>>121355615Funny. My belts snapped last year and my dealer had brand new ones in and my fluids changed in a few hours for like 30 bucks. I don't bother dealing with innards of my vehicle and it sounds like you shouldn't either.
>>121356023
>Getting a mechanic to replace your belt and fluids for $30.
Nigger where the fuck do you live and how do I get there? Here in Central Florida every fucking autoshop charges 100-300 fucking bucks for a belt replacement. The belt itself is only 20 bucks and I don't have enough money for a mechanic.At this point i'm honestly willing to fucking kiss the nutsack of any mechanic who offers to do my car for less than $50 because my hand right now is so fucked. My index nail is loose because I tore a lot of the follicle of it off trying to fuck around with the shit. Not to mention the shit ton of scratches and cuts I have on my arm.
>>121356330
>Central Florida
And there's the problem.Part of living in the backwoods of the appalachians is the numerous mechanics willing to cut prices to get business, including ones that work at dealers.
>>121314280
Those animations look like they're from Phoenix Write. Great now I want a crossover of that too.
>Maya makes funs of Phoenix's hair again by saying it looks like a hedgehog.
>Sonic intervenes: "What's so wrong about that. I think it's tight."
>>121343306
That's it. I'm creating a "poke" folder.
>>121356578
Guess i'm moving to the motherfucking Appalachians then.Fuck this place hard. I've lived in Florida all my life, never saw mountains or snow and the most exciting thing here to do is to go to Disney which is expensive or go to the beach which is pretty boring when you have no friends to go with.
Guess that's better than most but holy fuck all I've seen my life is swamp, forest, cities and hot mirages on the ground as the fucking black tar literally starts melting.
>>121356718
>Pic
I'd like to think that Eggman went really out of his way to do that, and when asked why, responded "Just curious"
>>121356856
Florida is a fucking garbage state. Literally all of the states above you are better in most ways.
Speaking of melting tar, has there ever been a tar pit in Sonic? Oil Ocean was close.
>>121355615
no probsome fuckhead went and crashed to my car yesterday so I decided to take today off and just play some CS:GO
after 3 rounds with russians I decided to go and play skylines and Binding of Isaac
how was you day /sthg/
>>121357143
Don't know of any tar pits, but there once was a coal pit. Now it's a water ride.
>>121357580
>insurance salesman
What a dastardly heathen!
>>121357580
>insurance salesman
THAT MONSTER!
>>121353265
Since 2008. The thing is, there is not a "set" Sonic style, because it keeps changing
>>121327454
Jaleel.
I don't give a shit what you think. I fucking love it.
>>121359694
I want to hug Sonic.
>>121357684
Fuck you Locke
>>121357684
>Penders based Locke on his own dad
How
>>121361536
Severe daddy issues leading to the idea that abandoning your child "for the better" is justifiable and not horrible. Though you have to wonder what the microwave represents
>>121362196
I'd pay to watch a recreation of the Knuckles/Locke scenes replaced with Ken and his Dad.
>>121333231
His first idea was Alicia being the crazy, malformed techno-mutant ruler of the sewers of Robotropolis. Naturally, this was turned down.
The second pitch was for a Sally and Bunnie version of Thelma & Louise. It was also rejected. MIGHT have been because he likened it to a recent R-Rated movie that ended in a double suicide and was widely believed to promote homosexuality.
Then he and Kanterovich sucked around, making an intentionally dumb wannabe James Bond, and just kinda pitched that + fighting Robotnik. It got pushed through because it was either that or no miniseries at all.
>>121368549
>sucked around
fucked around.
Damn it, phone.
> people STILL think the movie's gonna happen
It was knowing you /sthg/
>>121369729
Yes.
>>121369729
Say hello to my waifu for me when you get there
>>121368893
And if it does?
>>121370078
Laugh harder
>>121368893
>>121370485
>>121370771
Vin Diesel as Knuckles and I'll watch that shit twice in the cinema
>>121369939
where is she living
>>121371905
Isnt that supposed to be the ancient versions of the Boom cast?Did Ancient Tails also fuck everyone?
>>121372392
>also
That would imply Tails fucks anyone to begin with.
>>121372585
>implications
>>121372734
>implying implications
>>121371905
Sol Dimension
>>121372392
>Isnt that supposed to be the ancient versions of the Boom cast?
yes>Did Ancient Tails also fuck everyone?
no he magically had descendant
>>121372907So who wore the Sonic costume when the kids were conceived
>>121373065
Hm. That thumbnail looks a little off.
>>121372987is there portal to Sol dimension in Lebanonother than getting bombed
>>121373025
What if the Ancients were Sonic and Tails when they time traveled?
We already know they have a tomb dedicated to them.
>>121373065
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>121373065
Oh no
>>121373175
sure
>>121372987
Oy, Marine is your waifu? That's great, mate! Mine's Blaze!
>>121373582
Back the fuck off, fuccboi, she's mine
https://vine.co/v/e30UI6W0BW3
can someone identify the music in this?
>>121373998
nevermind it's kirby music
>>121373754
I don't think so, Hedgemaze!
>>121376351
>Tfw it's become sweatshirt season here
So this Roulette event is currently happening.
>>121377391
Kill those things with fire.
>>121376941
>usually around freezing in November
>it's 70+ outside
>>121377391
I'm sure people will get millions of those trying to get actual fucking characters.
>>121377391
>Tails made them
You monster.
>>121377391
Does anyone other than SEGA like Omochao?
>>121377391
why
>>121377542For a second I forgot that Celsius isn't the only temperature unit
tfw -10c outside but +20c on inside
>>121378543
>tfw clapistani but think in terms of metric units fairly often
>sometimes have to try and estimate what they are in burger units when talking to people so they won't stare blankly at me when I say "meters per second"
>>121378543
Rouge iscute and not for sexual.
>>121306251
Is Ken Penders the DSP of copyright law?
>LHC?!
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
