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>BETTING
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Previous Thread: >>121105409
>>121176492
>page 5
>3 minutes ago
did you really make this that early just so you could force a shitty meme?
>tfw you have a quarry to settle
>>121176736
What meme?
>>121176851
Lina is a meme hero
>>121176691
baka desu senpai
tfw you see EE approaching you
>EE will never be unmasked as the fraud he is and sent to the tier 4 nadota gulag where he belongs
>>121176903
>uses picture from character in the game
>nice meme
this is true meme
>>121177029
>>121177180
puppy and w33has back will break at some point from all the weight EE is at some big event and you will see the damage control that is 2 lan wins
>>121177180
He literally led a bunch of nobodies with no achievements aka kaipi to 2nd place at LANs
>>121177180
how is EE a fraud?
>>121177029
>>121177029
NiP with the classic "press R to win" draft
>>121177029
>>121177029
>>121177270
>>121177979
>>121178031
>>121178138
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
why are we so dead?
Vengeful Spirit is such a good hero you guys
>>121177180
>tfw use to actually unironically like EE back when he was a tier-3 tryhard who fucked up all the time, but that was OK because he was always trying to get better
>I absolutely detest him now that he's on a top tier team despite not even being close to top tier and his teammates are carrying him hard
twitch tv/vikared
Is this dota 2?
>>121178425
because animefags kill boards
>>121178564
You think the slavs give a fuck? Give her pimp his money
>All of NiP presses R at once
>3 heroes dead, the last 2 heavily wounded
How the hell did this draft get through?
post best dragon
>>121177029
>>121178774
Shes kinda qt, though
>Our guys OG have played 6 games
>Our guys OG have won 6 games
Literally a 100% win rate.
>>121178969
She's a generic 18 year old slav slut
>>121178881
>90% of the shitposting I see on the subject is from your side
>>121176492
good timing senpai
>>121177029
>tfw Euros invite literal terrorist into their countries but they bully south american gamers and barely let them in
W-Why? ;_;
>haven't played dota in 9 months
>suddenly can only play on lowest quality, framerate is shit in teamfights. All of my levels are gone
What the fuck is happening here. Do I really need to upgrade my pc just to play this shit again? What did they do?
>>121177029
>>121179059
>Shitposts to prove he isn't shitposting
Keep it up
>>121179247
it's a beta
>>121179212
>verguenza.jpg
Fuck off
>Arteezy says he plays the best when his back is against the wall and the odds are against him and he's the underdog, which is why he did well on Kaipi
>goes and joins the built-to-win Secret who poached all stars from every team
>goes and joins the built-to-win TI champion money team EG
Can someone explain this to me?
How do you counter this build?
>>121178564
>livestreaming vn's
>actually reading out loud ALL OF IT
jesus christ streamsluts are getting desperateat least shes a qt with a qt voice, ill use this to jackoff later
>>121179454
Ego.
who is the girl on the russian stream?
>>121179306
>it's shitpost to point out bait
>ODPigshit
Is this casting or an auction?
>>121179513
Too bad you dont understand slav
...right?
>>121179464
is this some global meme strat?
>>121179671
ameriburgers barely understand english
don't expect them to understand any other language other than a few memewords from movies/videogames
>>121179559
am I the only one watching the porn stream?
>>121179573
>that faggot that complains about play by play casters
watch ingame
>>121179671
if I listen to hours of her im sure ill pick it up
>>121179759
Yup. Rat AND Global damage.
Funny ass shit.
Lack of wyvern on this thread disgusts me
>Our girl
>Playing our game
>Gonna go for our routeLilly
>Speaking our language
Vikared the most d2g streamer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhO82fynkTs
>que game
>this guy shows up
what do
>>121179841
it's a play by play auction right?
Nice stream, dotards
proper veno build if you are mid and winning the game?
>keks getting keked
nip will never win
>>121180275
Aghs Blink Octarine
Our guy still is streaming, you're tuned in right lads?
>>121180275
aquila brown boots midas aghs blink BoT veil octarine
>>121180086
"shu" him away
Secret won the Honey pot LANS
>>121180609
n0lans won no lans
>coordinator down
>1.2 gb update incoming?
what could it be /d2g/?
>>121180446
what is this? a happy accident for ants?
![o3aT5bV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UJjusRO.jpg "o3aT5bV[1].jpg")
>>121180609
>lel ouch using the hot new forced maymay
This desperate for attention are we now
What's with this auctioneer casting?
Why do we use d2armory.com in the OP when dotaloadout.com actually, y'know, works?
>nip
how do you even lose with a fully farmed Spectre? baka desu senpai baka
>losing with Zeus, Spectre, Furion global combo
NIP should be embarassed
>>121181057
>let's just let them take our rax one by one by wasting our globals for useless kills
Now that the dust has settled, is Lifestealer really a Carry? Or is it a solid Tank/Ganker with small lategame scaling potential?
>>121181075
Witch doktor heal made their global ult gimmick useless
ami the only one who saw this?
>>121181229
stop fucking posting this, nobody gives a fuck
>>121181196
>aa
>>121181157
>Lifestealer
who?
>>121181075
>no diffusal blade
>wonder why haunt does so little damage
lel
>>121181075
No stun, no significant burst damage.
Can't shut down Witch Doctor from healing up the global chip damage.
k
>>121181157
ring of repick
>our boy ritsu about to dumpster smash
>>121181040
Because
1. Nobody updates the OP
2. Nobody reads the OP
3. Nobody cares enough about cosmetics to use D2Armory
>>121181274
AA ult does not hit more than 2 heroes most of the time
>>121181229
Stop posting dicks on /d2g/, there are little girls here!
>>121181450
you forgot 4: people care more about a fancy UI than whether a website actually works
LMFAO
>>121181559
You play Dota 2, you should be used to seeing dicks by now
>>121181543
then thats a bad aa desu
>>121181808
More like his opponents aren't trashcan players like the ones you see in your pub
ODPIXEL STOP
IT IS NOT TOO LATE
>>121181780
burned
>>121181559
little girls love dicks, you are grown man doing an awful impersonation
>>121181808
Only retard teams group up enough to get all hit by AA blast.
The only time AA ult should land on an entire team is when you have an AoE initiator to hold them all in place, which NIP didn't have.
>>121181780
ixmike man.... that man has no chill tbqh onii-senpai
>>121181780
BTS is jumping switch to smash bros? lmao
Ok, OD pulled this one off way better than that stupid hearthstone caster. He is truly something.
what is the best current studio and why is it dreamleague?
>>121182164
BTS got keked for Frankfurt. They gotta make money somewhere.
>start watching dreamleague
>cringe within 5 seconds
what the fuck were they thinking
>>121182404
who ?
how r u enjoying ur dota /d2g/ :^)
>>121182404
BTS is way ahead
so if iG is not going to frankfurt, the next team in the qualifiers was newbee youth, is newbie really going to have 2 teams in the qualifiers lmao? did that even happen before other than alliance/eg?
>>121182404
>and why
because everything else sucks dick
>>121182554
>>121182404
>>121182228
>>121181976
What happened
>>121182595
TI5 had MVP Penix vs MVP Hot Sex in the SEA qualifier
I miss them
>>121182592
they're not even ahead of their own schedule
>>121182826
>most overrated mid, most overrated carry ever
>decent offlaner and captain
>quite overrated support/rubick player
what's there to miss
>>121182576
why does rtz have to ruin everything
EG is dead
>>121182962
>R2 will never unload on your face
>no droid hero in dota
what's the point of being alive?
>>121182592
>BTS
>good
Is this bait?
>>121182576
i dont know what that is but it looks delicious
>>121183073
>ppd takes on rtz despite only having room for a support
>FUCKING RTZ IS RUINING EVERYTHING GOD DAMN
>>121183073
What happened?
>>121182927
The best team ever judging by individual skill besides 2014's Team DK
>>121183073
because canada
>rtz
>ee
>aui
>moonmeander
>TC
>jigglebilly
>wayto
they ruin everything
>>121182576
for real f a m what is that looks bretty good
Leap cooldown goes to 7 seconds at max rank
is mirana good now?
>>121183381
bahahaha this is so fucking wrong
they got memed on so fucking hard at TI
>>121183420
just give her old arrow back
>>121183420
What if while under moonlight shadow the arrow is invisible
>>121183420
fuck that shit, would be broken with the bonus MS for allies
she needs other tweaks, she can become insanely OP with a bad balancing (lmao free smokes)
>yoku is gone from Empire
NaVi is at it again
>>121183519
I'd give her my arrow if you know what I mean and pound her pussy endlessly until I release my weeklong savings of pure seed deep in her womb as she wildly orgasms
>>121183481
Yes and that wasn't due to their skills as dota players, amigo.
>>121183738
same
>>121183642
NaVi will take yoku as mid and Dendi will transition to offlaner
>tfw when no abusive husbando to carry me as i support him
>calling me a dumb whore and slut everytime i do something
>filling my hole after every win as celebration
>filling my hole after every loss to vent anger on his slutty sissy boy
why cant i have nice things
>>121183808
yes it was
>>121183829
dendi is incapable of transitioning or doing anything different from what he is doing now
thats why hes washed up and not a top tier mid player anymore
>>121183829
>Dendi will transition to offlaner
ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
He can even geet to play pudge there
>>121182554
>>121182404
>>121182228
>>121181976
WHAT HAPPEND?
>>121183864
Because you don't deserve nice things
How do we stop them?
>>121184008
bob ross cosplay and imitation
it was bad
>>121184058
put them in a real event and EE will throw it
>>121183864
>tfw when
>>121183864
Because you aren't a slim, smooth, hairless qt wearing panties and playing omniknight to keep your manly carry alive
>>121184058
Go back in time and prevent the team from ever being formed
>teammate literally refers to riki as sa
Is this a real thing
This hero is designed like a gorilla. Which animal is your favorite hero based on?
>>121184357
do robots count?
>>121184357
A tree
>>121184301
This image is so fucking shit.
Why isn't Puppey on the head?
>>121184357
Visage
your mom
>>121184357
your mom
>>121184119
Like a LAN final against the TI5 winners?
>>121184518
because -w33resh = forbidden baka desu senpai
>>121181780
>tfw the only way Mike can get attention is by burning bridges on Twitter
>>121183569
Could be a pretty neat idea.
it's like i never see a team run an interesting and unorthodox mid hero these days
why is this
>>121180861
>says I'm desperate for attention
>replies to me
>>121184650
baka desu senpai ne
>>121184357
this
*unzips dick*
>>121181780
oy vey
Is there any way to not be automatically in the chat channel as soon as I launch dota?
>>121184836
He's replay to me
>>121184058
Pieliedie is so happy ;_;
>>121184907
max of 2d is such a SJW, makes me puke
>>121181780
yes can anyone translate this for me
>>121184728
LD WHAT'S UP BRO?
>mfw peru tries to step up to burgers
>>121178504
This desu
>>121184058
LMAO that picture is leaking anime everywhere
>EE in a defiant pose like the main character
>Puppey the master behind his apprentice supporting him
>Misery is the bro always there to help
>w33 is the mysterious ally in the shadows, a deadly killer
>pld is the happy anime girl
hello?
>>121185115
Not much, Mike. How are you going to enjoy not going to The Summit 4? :)
>>121185398
You are not a cute anime girl.
You are a grown man living in your mom's basement.
>>121184058
>I finally won the honeypot LAN
>pick bh
>enemy support immediately places a sentry at mid
>counter with my own sentry and eat it
>their mid is fucked anyways except they lost 100 gold more
>>121185398
FUCK OFF
Why is Puck so shit?
yo doturds
does wraith king radiance lasts when reviving?
i think it doesnt...
David Gorman @LDdota 10m10 minutes ago
@ixmike88 don't forget to wipe off the cheeto crumbs and put on a fresh pair of basketball shorts before you leave the house today mike
GOOD FUCKING GOD
>>121185013
>Windranger too busty
I like mine like surfboards or fit in the palm of your hand
>>121185629
powercreeped
>>121185504
lmao every day etc
how are you enjoying running one of the shittiest studios in the scene with some of the shittiest production this side of russian 2k streams with 3 viewers?
>>121185398MELBOURNE?
>>121185646
no the aura is not active during the reincarnation time
>>121185646
radiance last forever dumbass
>>121185398
hello qt
>>121185651
SAVAGE
>secret win minor lans
>everyone talks about how they're GOAT
>they lose DAC
>fail to perform at TI
>secret wins a korean lan
>"guys how do we stop secret at an actual lan"
IT
KEEPS
HAPPENING
>>121185828
both wins were honey pot lans
>>121185651
fucking LD and mike always banter over twitter and people are calling mike anti semetic rofl
>>121185828
love this honeypot meme
why is only nadota on
>>121185504
>>121185569
go away
>>121185707
no, adelaide
>>121185783
hi :3c
>>121185948
>win small lans
>lose big lans
call it what you want, it's not a meme, it's reality
>>121185828
>ESL, Summit, MLG
>Minor lans
lmao
>>121185828
Alliance will win the Frankfurt Major tho.
FACT: Getting Heaven's Halberd on octamemeradiancemanta alchemist gives MORE EHP than butterfly does!!!!!!!!!!
if you deny this you are a SHITTER; STAY IN 2K!!
>>121186104
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF
>>121186242
why would you buy either?
>>121186381
>not buying evasion on GoodSiren
wait wait wait
doturds??
6.85
>Death Ward
>Rescaled attack damage
>from 60/90/120
>(Can be Improved by Aghanim's Scepter (* shows the improved values).
>90/120/150) to 60/105/150.
defend this?????????
>>121185828
honeypot lans
it explains everything
>>121186449
but why would you ever buy badsolarcrest
>>121186494
WD has been A tier support for ages
if things were going well and he got an early Aghs it was too strong
level 3 aghs is still equally as strong, it just makes a snowballed aghs with level 1/2 ult less impossible to comeback against
and the hero is STILL too good desu senpai, him and ES need nerfs
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121185828
Dac was the first lan the rtz secret played together, along with the notail c9 and aui eg. The roster changes were leaked and originally meant to be announced close to the start of the event
how fucking new are you?
How do you stop Secret?
>>121186669
>he doesnt have the gpm to buy both
>he doesnt want a manfight item
hi r3ddit
>>121186780
7 figure prizepool lan
>>121185828
>>121186750
IN FACT REDBULL WAS THE FIRST LAN SECRET WON JESUS CHRIST PLEASE LEAVE YOU ARE FUCKING USELESS FUCKING ALZHEIMER'S CUNT
>>121186780
Survive the early and mid game then wait for EE to feed rapiers
>you can't have impact on solo supports
t. shitters
>>121186809
LMAO
solar crest is the manfight item you retard, and you won't kill shit if you buy two defensive items
>>121186750
don't worry, those are amerilardos that joined after EG's lucky run at TI5
everything will be put in place at Frankfurt when EG gets BTFO'd hard
10 days to go
What are the odds on EG disbanding after they place out of the top 3 at Frankfurt?
>>121185540
Do you have the video with this moment?
>>121187037
faggot
>>121186738
no dude
he got buffed past lvl 2 ulti
wtf did you even read
Can someone explain this honeypot meme to me?
Is it about revealing strats in minor lans or something?
I haven't been browsing the gulag or paying attention to dota in general for a while.
>EG kick RTZ
>gets CLQ
Fixed?
>>121187029
pretty high
atleast, if they don't disband they will have roster changes. I am expecting atleast one player from eg to retire, probably fear. They will probably keep sumail and kick rtz.
>>121187021
>solar"i just botched 10 armor off of a strength hero with only 1.7k HP @ lv 25"crest on alch
>manfight item
Epic. I see you too visit /r/dota2tipsandtricks
>>121187029
my bet: they will stay together and try some more position changes
after they get BTFO next major fear will retire and the team reformed
>>121187142
but its so cute
>>121187029
The same as either memecret or keklliance winning it.
None.
>>121187024
>EG wins TI
"omg it was lucky they suck"
>secret eliminated by slavs
"guys they're GOAT i swear"
Thanks for reminding how buttblasted yuros were the few weeks after TI
>>121186962
don't you ever run out of mana?
or you always base after a teamfight
>>121187183
>Can someone explain this honeypot meme to me?
>Is it about revealing strats in minor lans or something?
yes
>>121186669
why not just buy both?
>>121186375
Why doesn't lelouch fuck off?
>>121187350
>he thinks rtz can win a 7 figure lan
>>121187350
>they're GOAT
no one said that because they had rtshit, same reason why EG is doomed to fail
but keep dreaming, you still have almost 2 weeks until reality hits you like a truck
>>121187381
never had to use W to farm so no need for mana items, I jsut followed ns around and had np for tp support so it was jsut kill kill
>>121187474
what?
>>121186962
>Tower damage
>537
What happened mate
>/d2g/ used to like artour
What went wrong?
ive been gone for 6 months
are lelouch and psg still here
>>121187438
because alch only has six slots
Can someone explain why this game gets so many players when it's got a ridiculous barrier to entry and is all but famous for the assholes in its community.
Not knocking the game just genuinely confused how it can have such a high player count when - if consoles are anything to go by - the complexity would be a massive turn-off to the casual audience, who make up the most numbers.
>>121187604
gotta keep tranqs going
>>121187637
people realized hes a one trick pony and a whiny faggot in general
>>121187637
>EG with him was shit
>Secret with him was shit
>EG with him is shit again
the truth became too obvious
>>121187723
why would they leave?
>>121187525
>no one said secret was GOAT
you're right
I forgot how they didn't come out in sunglasses before getting BTFO while being fellated by swedes and reddit with the S4posting that rivaled slavi-levels of autism.
None of that happened.
>>121187637
KURUOKY WAS RIGHT
>>121187350
>implying alliance will lose
s4 has dominated Sumail mid and outdrafted ppd in all their recent encounters, and won a TI.
EG got keked by fuckingbad/pajkatt alliance even. They have no chance against Alliance in the major, absolutely none.
>>121187786
despite what retarded comments you read on videos that introduce dota (with idiots whining how "hard" dota is compared to league), all mobas are basic kiddy trash at their core. thats why they are so popular
>>121187815
>Secret with him was THE BEST TEAM EVER
miss the old secret :(
>>121186962
>place a ward
>follow around ganker for assists
>DURRRRR SUPPORT IS VIABLE!!!
end it
