>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
first forfuckanime
>>121158989
in a way, i got a flip vanilla off a case and then i just traded my way up to this
i'm considering keeping it since i think it looks super nice but i got it for cheap so im feeling the profit ;_;
>tfw bought a smurf and didnt remember you had to get level 3 before playing matchmaking
i played 3h of that shitty valve dm today and im barely over half way in
i feel like killing myself
>>121172550
It's best to just hit tab and specifically ask the person with the highest money to drop. Often if you just ask in general someone will assume someone else will drop and you won't get any drop. Or no one will drop you at all.
The annoying thing for me is when people ask 1 second before round for drop, or drop me 1 second before. Because I wait to buy armor/nades. If I don't end up getting a drop I buy differently
animemes
>>121172463
SOURCE
O
U
R
C
E
WHO /FNATIC/ HERE?
>>121172924
our boys will bounce back
cluj was hardly a real major anyway
>>121172789
I meant to say two people will drop. Not no one will drop you twice*****
>>121172923
hellraiser's ex manager u dummy
she has a slav ass sounding name so i can't tell you who the fuck she is
SK making a comeback against TSM?
>>121172923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDboOoTV9s
>>121172763
After 3 hours you should be Level 3 easily.
>Except you're playing like shit.
>>121173035
yeah i know shes something like slutyslava or soomething but wheres that video from
>someone has 4.5k money
>they don't drop an ak for me
le epic le epic trole xDXXFXFFXFXDDD
so glad I griefed the shit out of that match.
>>121173140
nah senpai, its impossible to get 120+ frags each dm consistently, sometimes you go 30 secs just trying to find an enemy
>>121172789
>>121173003
this is how it works:
you press tab and see who has most money
you crouch and while crouched turn to face that person
that guy drops you a gun, assuming he is not a retard
no need to say a word
>>121173126
She's cute for a rat
Cadian are you for real.. You stared at him for like 5sec
>>121173126
>that voice
boner killed desu, same with misshorsey
>>121173593
That's not how desu or the meme works. You're not being cute.
>someone offers their blue laminate for my hyper beast AWP
>stickers on this ak are worth 60 euro, i thought that i wouldnt be able to get the full price out of it so here is my offer
>>121172763
you should play casual, it has an exp multiplier of 4.
>>121172812
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>121173772
baka desu senpai
>>121173874
i thought about it but i think it's gonna be even more suffering than just grind this godawful "dm"
>Be SMFC
>Play with guy I know who is prominent member of a group not liked on 4chan (I know some of them browse /csgog/ so I shant mention it)
>No, not reddit, other end of the spectrum
>Spends most of his time on that teamspeak for his community
>Seems to talk on their instead of ingame
>Often does terribly, like 10-25
>Other friend I play with reckons he's depressed
>Just gives up halfway through games and ceases to communicate
What do I do about him? He still actively seeks comps so I wouldn't say he's sick of the game. He keeps regularly bottom fragging, not listening to ingame voip (buys accidentally on ecos etc), and not calling.
>>121174267
get a hitman on the deep web and end that faggots shitty life
tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4
is there any key to getting good trades?
Do I just lowball everyone and eventually someone will accept?
Every topic has people going
ONLY OVERPAY
de_santorini is a shit map desu
>>121174931
try to make 1 or 2 keys profit with every trade, people accept these trades without blocking your for lowballing
Umm NV hello? I know you've been partying, but you know you need this win desperately, right? Have you looked at the standings?
what the fuck is nv doing
>>121175717
they just won a major, they don't care.
also cobble is a t sided map
NBK you fucking piece of shit. 4v2, really?
I found Pansy's Polish sister. Waiting for easy donations and promising nudes.
http://www.twitch tv/xxzywiolowaxx
!
reminder that the swedes got rekt by the slavs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE
>>121175158
At what price range are we talking? Trying to get 1 key profit from a $1 trade seems a little ridiculous. Most of my skins are shitty besides the few I like that I don't really want to trade.
The only tradeable expensive thing I really have is my cobblestone case
>>121175954
One of the most average girls I've seen it a while. Almost cringing at her trying to look cute with that costume.
Another cheap skin I got for like 20 cents.
This one actually looks pretty good with the gold stickers on blue
>>121176375
>le cringerino over mundane shit
I think you got lost on your way to reddit.
How do people play on 400 dpi? The entire length of my mousepad only gets 70% across the screen. Feels impossible to aim at all
https://steamcommunity.com/id/AllGanaMakeItBrah/
DMG looking for 2-3 bros to que with on US EAST . So tired of BRs team killing me.
3-16 really NV?
>>121176567
you understand that dpi is only half of the equation
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/03/esports-team-nips-stars-reportedly-still-owed-thousands-from-organisation/
nip is kill
who should i bet on?
>>121172463
webm iscute
mfw i bet all my major winnings on envy
>>121176567
400 dpi 3.66 ingame no mouse accell
if you arent retarded you should almost never get killed from behind.
>>121177691
>bet all
No
this is not how you do shit you goshdarn retard
>>121177668
complexity is next level shitty
>>121177842
I have the problem where im really smart about my bets until I get a really good win and i just get greedy
>>121177380
In game sensitivity doesn't make that much of an impact relatively. And from what I understand the windows sensitivity is a constant
>>121177795
What does being retarded have to do with it? It's a matter of either throwing your entire arm around or just moving your mouse a bit
>>121177668
kek 9 in bad form but col is even worse right now
>>121177668
>bo1
no one
http://www.hltv.org/forum/942545-3kliksphilip-is-fart-master-more-proof
Uhhh gotards???
>>121177659
>progamers once again comfirmed for biggest keks around.
nv gave me cancer
TOADS BTFO
NIP CONFIRMED FOR WORLD CHAMPIONS
>>121178230
Only EU.
Steel went to EU, got keked, came back and keked kekyS
>>121178051
>In game sensitivity doesn't make that much of an impact relatively
it does
>And from what I understand the windows sensitivity is a constant
it isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDKcHpN34cI
>>121178926
he's scared of talkin too loud or else his papa will wake up and make him neck himself
>>121178627
uhhhh what
Was the Zeus banned at the last DH or what?
I don't remember seeing one for the whole tournament.
why isn't there a "major after dark" show where people chill on a couch like the asus lan and kick back with a few beers? it would be cool, like the giantbomb e3 shows
>>121179181
ESL ruined it by making it "professional" and forcing their shitty casters on games.
>>121179181
>chill on a couch like the asus lan and kick back with a few beers
95% of people who watched the major are underage
>>121178468
>betting on frogs after winning something big
>>121179147
I saw a few so no, I don't think so.
>>121179181
I want to see a salty suite where players go 1v1 against each other for bragging rights and bet money.
>>121179147
There was one or two. Got very nerfed after jordan memeing up in qualifiers
>>121179262
this
fuck casters, literally the worst idea ever
>>121179374
IEM was supposed to be that but fucked it up by only doing real maps and not stuff no one plays like office or militia
>>121179181
The scene needs more laid back, silly shit.
I personally kinda want to run a series of showmatches where it would be 5650 bucks to start, 1 round per side and victory coming if a team wins on both T and CT in a row or a tie if it goes for ten rounds. Just really dumb, fast play promoting people fucking around and having a good time, maybe even alltalk enabled on the server so that people can shitpost midgame.
But of course, nobody would actually play that because we esports now, rip.
Why would anyone buy cheats from aimware? Isnt it a big popular website? Their cheats probably get detected every wave right?
>>121179594
That's a fucking shame, I would've loved to see pros meme it up
>>121179913
saved
>>121177668
I dropped 8 cents on col because bo1 NA
>>121179181
I just want to see a CS tournament in the likes of the Homestory Cup or The Summit where the players just dick around with each other on camera when they're not playing a match
>>121179395
they only nerfed the money you get for killing somebody. You used to get $400 for killing somebody with a zeus, now you get noting
I need to get a new mouse. I am not up to date on everything that's happening in the world of mice, other than my knowledge of the zowie FK2. I do not believe that the nearest electronics store has that mouse, so what would you all recommend?
I am currently using the original zowie FK, and have been using it for probably 3 years now. I am not particularly bound by any loyalty to a certain brand.
>>121180483
it's more expensive too
>>121180457
homestory cup is always chill
It's lots of fun when players are casting games too
reminder that memeware is a RAT
>csgog tells me to practice
>it actually works
wtf
>>121181380
>he doesn't install his his hacks on a VM
smdh tbqj
>>121181541
ur fault 4 not beliving us desu
So, missing 10$ for a T knife. How much would you sell that for? Most are sold for like 40/70 cents, but who knows, stickers etc.
>>121182475
40pence. If you're lucky you'll sell it in a few hours.
>>121182475
30c
>>121180529
Please respond my internet is shitting itself and I can not load any other pages so I can not do my own research I'm sorry please
>tfw i keep sending lowball trade offers and people are getting mad as fuck at me
>>121182475
It isn't really worth anything, mate. It's worth what the other ones are going for
>>121182827
>>121182734
>>121182730
Oh well. I'll just pay the rest, thanks for the appraisal.
>>121180690
it was $400 dollars before the money reward nerf, how much is it now?
tfw want a souvenir knight
>>121182827
>act like a jew
>people get mad
wew lad
>>121183168
I'm $10 away from the gut knife rust coat, we will make it one day brother
>>121183168
tfw dont want anything
>>121183115
The only reason people were buying it was it was $100
>>121183340
Hello communist
>>121183561
i was not saying this was a good feel
>>121183115
it was 100 when people bought it every eco
so only half a flash for pretty much a one shot shotgun
>>121183405
oh, I was wrong.
I remember the zeus being cheap and getting $400 reward for getting a kill with it.
cloud9 not only removed the POV streams for majors, but they killed the zeus, fuck them
>one of the most popular CSGO youtube personalities has a channel dedicated to farting on his girlfriend
um, gobabbies?
>>121183827
People bought the zeus at cluj
even played in the final
>>121183974
why do you care so much anon?
you've been posting that youtube link in every thread
>>121183974
why don't you post about a reddit celebrity on reddit?
>>121183974
what?
>>121183827
why did they remove the POV streams? Those were awesome
>>121174607
>tfw you'll never be this alpha
>>121184342
clown9 players cried on twitter that it was unfair and gave other teams an advantage against them
you can thank those shitters for this one too
>>121183974
this
explain yourselves, gotards
>>121184342
cloud9 bitched because they speak english and other teams could watch the demos later and understand what they are saying, but they can't do that because other teams speak other languages they don't understand
>tfw when no abusive husbando to carry me as i play
>calling me a dumb whore and slut everytime i do something wrong
>filling my hole after every win as celebration
>filling my hole after every loss to vent anger on his slutty sissy boy
why cant i have nice things
>>121184342
Cloud 9 complained that people were listening to their strats. While in reality people were laughing at the "mastermind" Sean "noob" Gares constantly saying "I don't know what to do, guys".
>>121184465
>>121184515
What a bunch of faggots.
As if anyone would take them serious enough to bother with this
>>121184342
Organizers recognized that some teams were at an advantage because they could understand other's coms if they knew the foreign language.
>>121184214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiDBOf5jQA
There's more proof but dont feel like posting desu
>>121184587
iktf ;_;
>>121184748
lmfao what the hell
>>121184748
I watched some of the videos on his channel
what the h*** lol
reminder that there's literally nothing wrong with having a fart fetish
>>121185429
yeah i do believe the video is correct
it just baffles me what the purpose of this fartmaster identity is
is it some twisted sexual fetish (farting on his gf kinda points to this) or some other weird shit?
>>121185574
it's a fetish
>>121185574
It's a fetish.
And they're not harming anyone so I don't see what's wrong tbqh. my gf and i do foot fetish shit and im pretty popular in the cs scene and nobody gives a shit.
is kenis the most based csgo player of all time
>>121185401
hi philip
>>121185709
why the fuck are they filming it and uploading it to youtube though
>>121185861
not even close
>>121185908
>not even close
https://www.gfinity.net/news/details/thorin-s-top-20-cs-go-players-of-all-time-10-1
>>121184671
yep, and like some anon said, those pov were great, better than listening to some shitty casters.
why do people like cloud9?
>>121186059
>5-6 confirmed cheaters on that list
baka desu senpai
>>121186059
everyone knows thorin has a bias for kenis and ex6tenz
before this major final kenis had regularly underperformed in important LAN matches
usually whatever match titan's road at a LAN ended in, kenis played shit in that one
>>121185908
>why the fuck are they filming it and uploading it to youtube though
because they can
who gives a fuck
>>121186376
uhh there's no flusha or happy in the list
>>121186412
you sure are intent on defending on these sick fucks
>lol who cares xD
tbqh this should be the end of 3kliksphilip's "career" as cs content creator
he can migrate to dota, they have a famous community figure there who sniffed and licked his own genitals on stream
>>121184465
>>121184515
>>121184594
>cloud9
they weren't the only team that thought they should be gone
fnatic and tsm both were vocal about how PoV streams gave unfair advantages
>>121186607
no they didnt
>>121186742
yes they did
OFFICIAL LIST OF M4A1-S SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
>Icarus Fell
>Golden Coil
>Guardian
>Hot Rod
>Knight
>Atomic Alloy
>Hyper Beast
>Basilisk
>Master Piece
>Cyrex
>Nitro
>Bright Water
>Blood Tiger
>Dark Water
>Default
>VariCamo
>Boreal Forest
>>121186940
not true btw
>>121185709
Love this meme jw
>>121187014
it's actually true to be honest
>@issashine_'s Tweets are protected.
>check out josh's stream
>he's being autistic
what a surprise
>>121187829
what a shit lmao
kys gagey
>>121187946
>check an autists stream
>surprised when they're being autistic
>>121183974
Warowl never fails to surprise me desu
>>121186969
>Knight not 1
N O
O
>>121188959
lmao
Anyone wanna buy my smurf?
Rank: Silver 2
Hours: 170-180
Wins: 24
Vac: No VAC bans
Has the gold Operation BloodHound Coin (If anyone cares)
Offer me
>>121190101
1 key LMAO!!!!!
>>121190101
I take of for free, that shit ain't worth nothing lmao
>>121190216
>>121190508
not sure you guys understand how hard it is to get an account to silver ranks
>>121190572
>make new account
>go into comp
>run around with a knife all game
>for 10 games
>silver 2
wow so hard
need some people to play santorini
https://popflash.site/scrim/santorini-test-eu
(EU server)
>>121183974
never heard of that 3kliksphilip ever before, am I the only one?
>>121190101
I'll give you $15
>>121191208
no, its just one autistic anon posting that link
>>121191164
found a dm server with it this morning, was pretty cool.
Hope they add the map in the pool and remove d2 or mirage.
OFFICIAL LIST OF P90 SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
>Fallout warning
>Asiimov
>Glacier mesh
>Scorched
>Ash wood
>Storm
>Sand spray
>Elite build
>Module
>Blind spot
>Leather
>Everything else
>>121191062
nah
first off, it's 10 wins to get rank, not just 10 games
if you win 10 games there is no way you can land in silver 2
even if you lose like 50 games and win 10 you will probably get calibrated to like gold nova 3
the welfare ranks are very strong, reaching silver is hard
>>121192285
my friend made it to silver 4
it's really not as hard as you're making it out to be
>>121192230
>no trigon
baka desu senpai
>>121192285
Getting into silver 2 is literally easy, my friend did it the absolute mad man
>>121191208
He's a reddit guy who made one ok map then made a bunch of warowl tier videos.
Won 6 games in a row. smfc sooooon.
I read something the other day saying how dust 2 is an aim map, and overpass is a positioning/smart map.
IS there any more examples or insight into this?
>>121192285
I made a smurf just a couple weeks ago. I probably lost around half my games at the most. I was put into silver 3 at the start
>>121193041
>Cologne 2015
>Kinguin Beat C9
>Kinguin are all aimers with no tactics
>wanted her but she doesn't like the life i live
gotards?
>>121192285
When I started playing I dropped into Silver 3 or 4. Then again I had literally never played a counter strike game properly before but it can't be that hard to do.
>>121192285
I literally got silver 2 as my first rank when I started a year ago. Some of my friends even made it to silver 1.
Not sure how ranking works now.
>>121193250
>>121193393
You forgot this lmao http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561123971375889
>>121193715
It's much worse now, Silver 2 is like 100 losses in a row from silver elite master.
>>121193250
>>121193393
Why bother deleting? You know everyone can see it still, right?
Any ideas what I should trade my cobblestone case for?
Also m4 or 1s
>>121193984
Sell it and buy hyperbeast field tested.
>>121194078
AWP? I actually got one already.
The other day I was trying to trade for a well-worn one and someone sent me a trade offer with a hyper beast well-worn, allu foil stick for nothing.
It was really my lucky day
We need 2 more players
https://popflash.site/scrim/santorini-test-eu
>>121194232
M4s you retard, It's like $18, Cyrex is $13
STEAM IS DOWN
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>>121194250
Do I need to be in EU to play?
>>121194328
>you retard
Weow no need to call me names, buddy.
I mostly use the A4 though. What happened with everyone ssitting on the a1-s after it was nerfed? Now everyone talks like the A4 is shit and it's the best gun ever
>>121194515
I don't think so, but be ready to play with 100ms ping
And GE's
>>121194597
Doesn't bother me.
kennyMeme
1 more fagits
https://popflash.site/scrim/santorini-test-eu
>>121195341
>popflash
for once i can actually say with confidence
'hello reddit'
>>121195381
So?
Is it forbidden to browse both sites?
This is what throwing looks like, and I had a shit ton of fun doing so.
https://streamable.com/au43
>unknown command: jump
????????
>>121196231
try "+jump" c:
>popflash
>de_shitorini
Tell me what time does le narwha[LE] bacon? Xd
>>121196445
i did
it was working literally 5 minutes ago
>friend is in an ESEA match with Angel
>he's getting shit on
baka senpai desu
>>121196825
ok i don't know what i'm doing wrong
bind "MWHEELDOWN "+jump"
i put that in both config.cfg and autoexec.cfg
i have it bound to space in-game
this was working fine for months
and now it won't
1 more fucking player
https://popflash.site/scrim/Santorini1
>>121197331
how do I use this
>>121197404
Click it and sign in with steam and join.
>>121197404
connect with steam
when do we start faking chatlongs for lolz
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3rfdkv/mlg_aspen_next_major_2016_season_in_mappool/
Jesus.. Why even bother trying if you're playing for NiP at this point.
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/03/esports-team-nips-stars-reportedly-still-owed-thousands-from-organisation/
>>121198351
I ALREADY POSTED THIS KILL YOUSELF TO FUCK OFF
>>121198351
I ALREADY POSTED THIS KILL YOUSELF TO FUCK OFF
>>121177659
>>121197324
you are missing some double quotes over there bruh
>adren
>pro
WinterFox or CompLexity?
>betting NA
>C9 need to p90 rush to win a round
wow NA...
>dazed unironically compared shroud to f0rest when playing in pit
lol
>cloud 9 has always been shit at inferno
>people still bet on them
lmao
>he betted against kid roca
literally lmaoin rn
roca
oc
a
>>121199798
Not really m8, they've lost Inferno to most EU teams sure, but they have a decent record against NA teams
>Get some spare steambux from betting
>About to buy a Pink DDPAT awp
>Price jumps 5$ for no reason
Pray for me senpai.
>he says "betted"
>Need 4k xp till drop
>Played 4 comp games already
>Total rounds won during all of them: 3
Fucking great, I just LOVE the 40 bomb dropping smurfs
>>121200821
git....
GUD
>>121200310
>he's straight out of reddit
>>121200984
LOL SO FUNNY IL TELL HIM TO GET GODO HAHAHAAAH IM SO FUNNY GUYS RIGHT XDD ROMLAFMAOFALMPO
>29%
Why are c9 so guuuuuud
> Don't plant for your self
> Don't peak to get info
> Don't peak when you hear the defuse
> Surprised when he doesn't fake
Adren everyone. Your quarter breed retard ass lost the game. Follow would have been broke as shit in round 30.
That was a great waste of $16.
>drop a fuckin nasty 11 bomb
>shitty team mates still manage to lose the game
I joined this team to win, what the fuck?!
>Liquid & Cloud 9
>>121202308
All true amerifats in this thread know that kid roca is our guy.
that luck though
>>121202286
>best player in the world losing like that
gotards?
>>121201076
whoa admiral bulldog has a little brother
>>121202308
Matches that didn't happen for 500
>>121202859
Liquid & Cloud 9 both just lost to Tier XX teams.
>that peek
is this silver?
Who we betting on tonight? Only one I feel positive about is CLG>Liquid because CLG needs the win.
Anyone got any good youtubers?
I follow Franku, h3h3, Two Best Friends Play and MATN.
>>121203398
leafy
>>121203398
nys
>>121173157
Video is from cadian
What if there was a decoy that made the bomb ticking sound?
>>121204531
Who is gaydian trying to fool?
>>121202308
>there are people that are ashamed of being american
literally why?
>>121204030
nice meme
too bad he is a shit tier twitch meme. :/
>>121204272
>>121204686
AMERICA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. WORST AT E-SPORT, BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE WE'RE BEST AT KILLING EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE.
>>121204896
You sound pretty jealous.
I wish I could get drunk without drinking liquor.
Beer is okay, but it just doesn't do it for me.
Alcohol tastes like shit and I can never find something good to add to it.
Is cloud9 officially fucking over at this point?
This is just ridiculous now.
Their backs are against the wall versus this Canadian literal-who team.
>>121205317
aren't all of those things alcohol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
All in CLG.
>I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at cluj."
>>121205656
Beer masks the taste for me. I just wish I could taste beer when I'm drinking 100 proof.
>alcoholic problems
>>121205317
Give blood and have half a beer.
>>121203340
>>121206053
CLG is trash desu
>rank up to mge
>first 3 games go like this
>top or 2nd frag on my team
>lose because 3 of my other teammates play without their monitor turned on.
> back to mg2
wew lad what a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLQ22SUHC4s
