>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
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>Competitive News
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>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System:https://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://autoexec.global-offensive.com
Crosshair: http://tools.dathost.net
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/MbmZUUX.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
first forfuckanime
>>121158989
in a way, i got a flip vanilla off a case and then i just traded my way up to this
i'm considering keeping it since i think it looks super nice but i got it for cheap so im feeling the profit ;_;
>tfw bought a smurf and didnt remember you had to get level 3 before playing matchmaking
i played 3h of that shitty valve dm today and im barely over half way in
i feel like killing myself
>>121172550
It's best to just hit tab and specifically ask the person with the highest money to drop. Often if you just ask in general someone will assume someone else will drop and you won't get any drop. Or no one will drop you at all.
The annoying thing for me is when people ask 1 second before round for drop, or drop me 1 second before. Because I wait to buy armor/nades. If I don't end up getting a drop I buy differently
animemes
>>121172463
SOURCE
O
U
R
C
E
WHO /FNATIC/ HERE?
>>121172924
our boys will bounce back
cluj was hardly a real major anyway
>>121172789
I meant to say two people will drop. Not no one will drop you twice*****
>>121172923
hellraiser's ex manager u dummy
she has a slav ass sounding name so i can't tell you who the fuck she is
SK making a comeback against TSM?
>>121172923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDboOoTV9s
>>121172763
After 3 hours you should be Level 3 easily.
>Except you're playing like shit.
>>121173035
yeah i know shes something like slutyslava or soomething but wheres that video from
>someone has 4.5k money
>they don't drop an ak for me
le epic le epic trole xDXXFXFFXFXDDD
so glad I griefed the shit out of that match.
>>121173140
nah senpai, its impossible to get 120+ frags each dm consistently, sometimes you go 30 secs just trying to find an enemy
>>121172789
>>121173003
this is how it works:
you press tab and see who has most money
you crouch and while crouched turn to face that person
that guy drops you a gun, assuming he is not a retard
no need to say a word
>>121173126
She's cute for a rat
Cadian are you for real.. You stared at him for like 5sec
>>121173126
>that voice
boner killed desu, same with misshorsey
>>121173593
That's not how desu or the meme works. You're not being cute.
>someone offers their blue laminate for my hyper beast AWP
>stickers on this ak are worth 60 euro, i thought that i wouldnt be able to get the full price out of it so here is my offer
>>121172763
you should play casual, it has an exp multiplier of 4.
>>121172812
Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.
>>121173772
baka desu senpai
>>121173874
i thought about it but i think it's gonna be even more suffering than just grind this godawful "dm"
>Be SMFC
>Play with guy I know who is prominent member of a group not liked on 4chan (I know some of them browse /csgog/ so I shant mention it)
>No, not reddit, other end of the spectrum
>Spends most of his time on that teamspeak for his community
>Seems to talk on their instead of ingame
>Often does terribly, like 10-25
>Other friend I play with reckons he's depressed
>Just gives up halfway through games and ceases to communicate
What do I do about him? He still actively seeks comps so I wouldn't say he's sick of the game. He keeps regularly bottom fragging, not listening to ingame voip (buys accidentally on ecos etc), and not calling.
>>121174267
get a hitman on the deep web and end that faggots shitty life
tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4
is there any key to getting good trades?
Do I just lowball everyone and eventually someone will accept?
Every topic has people going
ONLY OVERPAY
de_santorini is a shit map desu
>>121174931
try to make 1 or 2 keys profit with every trade, people accept these trades without blocking your for lowballing
Umm NV hello? I know you've been partying, but you know you need this win desperately, right? Have you looked at the standings?
what the fuck is nv doing
>>121175717
they just won a major, they don't care.
also cobble is a t sided map
NBK you fucking piece of shit. 4v2, really?
I found Pansy's Polish sister. Waiting for easy donations and promising nudes.
http://www.twitch tv/xxzywiolowaxx
reminder that the swedes got rekt by the slavs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE
>>121175158
At what price range are we talking? Trying to get 1 key profit from a $1 trade seems a little ridiculous. Most of my skins are shitty besides the few I like that I don't really want to trade.
The only tradeable expensive thing I really have is my cobblestone case
>>121175954
One of the most average girls I've seen it a while. Almost cringing at her trying to look cute with that costume.
Another cheap skin I got for like 20 cents.
This one actually looks pretty good with the gold stickers on blue
>>121176375
>le cringerino over mundane shit
I think you got lost on your way to reddit.
How do people play on 400 dpi? The entire length of my mousepad only gets 70% across the screen. Feels impossible to aim at all
https://steamcommunity.com/id/AllGanaMakeItBrah/
DMG looking for 2-3 bros to que with on US EAST . So tired of BRs team killing me.
3-16 really NV?
>>121176567
you understand that dpi is only half of the equation
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/03/esports-team-nips-stars-reportedly-still-owed-thousands-from-organisation/
nip is kill
who should i bet on?
>>121172463
webm iscute
mfw i bet all my major winnings on envy
>>121176567
400 dpi 3.66 ingame no mouse accell
if you arent retarded you should almost never get killed from behind.
>>121177691
>bet all
No
this is not how you do shit you goshdarn retard
>>121177668
complexity is next level shitty
>>121177842
I have the problem where im really smart about my bets until I get a really good win and i just get greedy
>>121177380
In game sensitivity doesn't make that much of an impact relatively. And from what I understand the windows sensitivity is a constant
>>121177795
What does being retarded have to do with it? It's a matter of either throwing your entire arm around or just moving your mouse a bit
>>121177668
kek 9 in bad form but col is even worse right now
>>121177668
>bo1
no one
http://www.hltv.org/forum/942545-3kliksphilip-is-fart-master-more-proof
Uhhh gotards???
>>121177659
>progamers once again comfirmed for biggest keks around.
nv gave me cancer
TOADS BTFO
NIP CONFIRMED FOR WORLD CHAMPIONS
>>121178230
Only EU.
Steel went to EU, got keked, came back and keked kekyS
>>121178051
>In game sensitivity doesn't make that much of an impact relatively
it does
>And from what I understand the windows sensitivity is a constant
it isn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDKcHpN34cI
>>121178926
he's scared of talkin too loud or else his papa will wake up and make him neck himself
>>121178627
uhhhh what
Was the Zeus banned at the last DH or what?
I don't remember seeing one for the whole tournament.
why isn't there a "major after dark" show where people chill on a couch like the asus lan and kick back with a few beers? it would be cool, like the giantbomb e3 shows
>>121179181
ESL ruined it by making it "professional" and forcing their shitty casters on games.
>>121179181
>chill on a couch like the asus lan and kick back with a few beers
95% of people who watched the major are underage
>>121178468
>betting on frogs after winning something big
>>121179147
I saw a few so no, I don't think so.
>>121179181
I want to see a salty suite where players go 1v1 against each other for bragging rights and bet money.
>>121179147
There was one or two. Got very nerfed after jordan memeing up in qualifiers
>>121179262
this
fuck casters, literally the worst idea ever
>>121179374
IEM was supposed to be that but fucked it up by only doing real maps and not stuff no one plays like office or militia
>>121179181
The scene needs more laid back, silly shit.
I personally kinda want to run a series of showmatches where it would be 5650 bucks to start, 1 round per side and victory coming if a team wins on both T and CT in a row or a tie if it goes for ten rounds. Just really dumb, fast play promoting people fucking around and having a good time, maybe even alltalk enabled on the server so that people can shitpost midgame.
But of course, nobody would actually play that because we esports now, rip.
Why would anyone buy cheats from aimware? Isnt it a big popular website? Their cheats probably get detected every wave right?
>>121179594
That's a fucking shame, I would've loved to see pros meme it up
>>121177668
I dropped 8 cents on col because bo1 NA
>>121179181
I just want to see a CS tournament in the likes of the Homestory Cup or The Summit where the players just dick around with each other on camera when they're not playing a match
>>121179395
they only nerfed the money you get for killing somebody. You used to get $400 for killing somebody with a zeus, now you get noting
I need to get a new mouse. I am not up to date on everything that's happening in the world of mice, other than my knowledge of the zowie FK2. I do not believe that the nearest electronics store has that mouse, so what would you all recommend?
I am currently using the original zowie FK, and have been using it for probably 3 years now. I am not particularly bound by any loyalty to a certain brand.
>>121180483
it's more expensive too
>>121180457
homestory cup is always chill
It's lots of fun when players are casting games too
reminder that memeware is a RAT
>csgog tells me to practice
>it actually works
wtf
>>121181380
>he doesn't install his his hacks on a VM
smdh tbqj
>>121181541
ur fault 4 not beliving us desu
So, missing 10$ for a T knife. How much would you sell that for? Most are sold for like 40/70 cents, but who knows, stickers etc.
>>121182475
40pence. If you're lucky you'll sell it in a few hours.
>>121182475
30c
>>121180529
Please respond my internet is shitting itself and I can not load any other pages so I can not do my own research I'm sorry please
>tfw i keep sending lowball trade offers and people are getting mad as fuck at me
>>121182475
It isn't really worth anything, mate. It's worth what the other ones are going for
>>121182827
>>121182734
>>121182730
Oh well. I'll just pay the rest, thanks for the appraisal.
>>121180690
it was $400 dollars before the money reward nerf, how much is it now?
tfw want a souvenir knight
>>121182827
>act like a jew
>people get mad
wew lad
>>121183168
I'm $10 away from the gut knife rust coat, we will make it one day brother
>>121183168
tfw dont want anything
>>121183115
The only reason people were buying it was it was $100
>>121183340
Hello communist
>>121183561
i was not saying this was a good feel
>>121183115
it was 100 when people bought it every eco
so only half a flash for pretty much a one shot shotgun
>>121183405
oh, I was wrong.
I remember the zeus being cheap and getting $400 reward for getting a kill with it.
cloud9 not only removed the POV streams for majors, but they killed the zeus, fuck them
>one of the most popular CSGO youtube personalities has a channel dedicated to farting on his girlfriend
um, gobabbies?
>>121183827
People bought the zeus at cluj
even played in the final
>>121183974
why do you care so much anon?
you've been posting that youtube link in every thread
>>121183974
why don't you post about a reddit celebrity on reddit?
>>121183974
what?
>>121183827
why did they remove the POV streams? Those were awesome
>>121174607
>tfw you'll never be this alpha
>>121184342
clown9 players cried on twitter that it was unfair and gave other teams an advantage against them
you can thank those shitters for this one too
>>121183974
this
explain yourselves, gotards
>>121184342
cloud9 bitched because they speak english and other teams could watch the demos later and understand what they are saying, but they can't do that because other teams speak other languages they don't understand
>tfw when no abusive husbando to carry me as i play
>calling me a dumb whore and slut everytime i do something wrong
>filling my hole after every win as celebration
>filling my hole after every loss to vent anger on his slutty sissy boy
why cant i have nice things
>>121184342
Cloud 9 complained that people were listening to their strats. While in reality people were laughing at the "mastermind" Sean "noob" Gares constantly saying "I don't know what to do, guys".
>>121184465
>>121184515
What a bunch of faggots.
As if anyone would take them serious enough to bother with this
>>121184342
Organizers recognized that some teams were at an advantage because they could understand other's coms if they knew the foreign language.
>>121184214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiDBOf5jQA
There's more proof but dont feel like posting desu
>>121184587
iktf ;_;
>>121184748
lmfao what the hell
>>121184748
I watched some of the videos on his channel
what the h*** lol
reminder that there's literally nothing wrong with having a fart fetish
>>121185429
yeah i do believe the video is correct
it just baffles me what the purpose of this fartmaster identity is
is it some twisted sexual fetish (farting on his gf kinda points to this) or some other weird shit?
>>121185574
it's a fetish
>>121185574
It's a fetish.
And they're not harming anyone so I don't see what's wrong tbqh. my gf and i do foot fetish shit and im pretty popular in the cs scene and nobody gives a shit.
is kenis the most based csgo player of all time
>>121185401
hi philip
>>121185709
why the fuck are they filming it and uploading it to youtube though
>>121185861
not even close
>>121185908
>not even close
https://www.gfinity.net/news/details/thorin-s-top-20-cs-go-players-of-all-time-10-1
>>121184671
yep, and like some anon said, those pov were great, better than listening to some shitty casters.
why do people like cloud9?
>>121186059
>5-6 confirmed cheaters on that list
baka desu senpai
>>121186059
everyone knows thorin has a bias for kenis and ex6tenz
before this major final kenis had regularly underperformed in important LAN matches
usually whatever match titan's road at a LAN ended in, kenis played shit in that one
>>121185908
>why the fuck are they filming it and uploading it to youtube though
because they can
who gives a fuck
>>121186376
uhh there's no flusha or happy in the list
>>121186412
you sure are intent on defending on these sick fucks
>lol who cares xD
tbqh this should be the end of 3kliksphilip's "career" as cs content creator
he can migrate to dota, they have a famous community figure there who sniffed and licked his own genitals on stream
>>121184465
>>121184515
>>121184594
>cloud9
they weren't the only team that thought they should be gone
fnatic and tsm both were vocal about how PoV streams gave unfair advantages
>>121186607
no they didnt
>>121186742
yes they did
OFFICIAL LIST OF M4A1-S SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
>Icarus Fell
>Golden Coil
>Guardian
>Hot Rod
>Knight
>Atomic Alloy
>Hyper Beast
>Basilisk
>Master Piece
>Cyrex
>Nitro
>Bright Water
>Blood Tiger
>Dark Water
>Default
>VariCamo
>Boreal Forest
>>121186940
not true btw
>>121185709
Love this meme jw
>>121187014
it's actually true to be honest
>@issashine_'s Tweets are protected.
>check out josh's stream
>he's being autistic
what a surprise
>>121187829
what a shit lmao
kys gagey
>>121187946
>check an autists stream
>surprised when they're being autistic
>>121183974
Warowl never fails to surprise me desu
>>121186969
>Knight not 1
N O
O
>>121188959
lmao
Anyone wanna buy my smurf?
Rank: Silver 2
Hours: 170-180
Wins: 24
Vac: No VAC bans
Has the gold Operation BloodHound Coin (If anyone cares)
Offer me
>>121190101
1 key LMAO!!!!!
>>121190101
I take of for free, that shit ain't worth nothing lmao
>>121190216
>>121190508
not sure you guys understand how hard it is to get an account to silver ranks
>>121190572
>make new account
>go into comp
>run around with a knife all game
>for 10 games
>silver 2
wow so hard
need some people to play santorini
https://popflash.site/scrim/santorini-test-eu
(EU server)
>>121183974
never heard of that 3kliksphilip ever before, am I the only one?
>>121190101
I'll give you $15
>>121191208
no, its just one autistic anon posting that link
>>121191164
found a dm server with it this morning, was pretty cool.
Hope they add the map in the pool and remove d2 or mirage.
OFFICIAL LIST OF P90 SKINS FROM BEST TO WORST
>Fallout warning
>Asiimov
>Glacier mesh
>Scorched
>Ash wood
>Storm
>Sand spray
>Elite build
>Module
>Blind spot
>Leather
>Everything else
>>121191062
nah
first off, it's 10 wins to get rank, not just 10 games
if you win 10 games there is no way you can land in silver 2
even if you lose like 50 games and win 10 you will probably get calibrated to like gold nova 3
the welfare ranks are very strong, reaching silver is hard
>>121192285
my friend made it to silver 4
it's really not as hard as you're making it out to be
>>121192230
>no trigon
baka desu senpai
>>121192285
Getting into silver 2 is literally easy, my friend did it the absolute mad man
>>121191208
He's a reddit guy who made one ok map then made a bunch of warowl tier videos.
Won 6 games in a row. smfc sooooon.
I read something the other day saying how dust 2 is an aim map, and overpass is a positioning/smart map.
IS there any more examples or insight into this?
>>121192285
I made a smurf just a couple weeks ago. I probably lost around half my games at the most. I was put into silver 3 at the start
>>121193041
>Cologne 2015
>Kinguin Beat C9
>Kinguin are all aimers with no tactics
>wanted her but she doesn't like the life i live
gotards?
>>121192285
When I started playing I dropped into Silver 3 or 4. Then again I had literally never played a counter strike game properly before but it can't be that hard to do.
>>121192285
I literally got silver 2 as my first rank when I started a year ago. Some of my friends even made it to silver 1.
Not sure how ranking works now.
>>121193250
>>121193393
You forgot this lmao http://steamcommunity.com/id/76561123971375889
>>121193715
It's much worse now, Silver 2 is like 100 losses in a row from silver elite master.
>>121193250
>>121193393
Why bother deleting? You know everyone can see it still, right?
Any ideas what I should trade my cobblestone case for?
Also m4 or 1s
>>121193984
Sell it and buy hyperbeast field tested.
>>121194078
AWP? I actually got one already.
The other day I was trying to trade for a well-worn one and someone sent me a trade offer with a hyper beast well-worn, allu foil stick for nothing.
It was really my lucky day
We need 2 more players
https://popflash.site/scrim/santorini-test-eu
>>121194232
M4s you retard, It's like $18, Cyrex is $13
STEAM IS DOWN
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>>121194250
Do I need to be in EU to play?
>>121194328
>you retard
Weow no need to call me names, buddy.
I mostly use the A4 though. What happened with everyone ssitting on the a1-s after it was nerfed? Now everyone talks like the A4 is shit and it's the best gun ever
>>121194515
I don't think so, but be ready to play with 100ms ping
And GE's
>>121194597
Doesn't bother me.
kennyMeme
1 more fagits
https://popflash.site/scrim/santorini-test-eu
>>121195341
>popflash
for once i can actually say with confidence
'hello reddit'
>>121195381
So?
Is it forbidden to browse both sites?
This is what throwing looks like, and I had a shit ton of fun doing so.
https://streamable.com/au43
>unknown command: jump
????????
>>121196231
try "+jump" c:
>popflash
>de_shitorini
Tell me what time does le narwha[LE] bacon? Xd
>>121196445
i did
it was working literally 5 minutes ago
>friend is in an ESEA match with Angel
>he's getting shit on
baka senpai desu
>>121196825
ok i don't know what i'm doing wrong
bind "MWHEELDOWN "+jump"
i put that in both config.cfg and autoexec.cfg
i have it bound to space in-game
this was working fine for months
and now it won't
1 more fucking player
https://popflash.site/scrim/Santorini1
>>121197331
how do I use this
>>121197404
Click it and sign in with steam and join.
>>121197404
connect with steam
when do we start faking chatlongs for lolz
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3rfdkv/mlg_aspen_next_major_2016_season_in_mappool/
Jesus.. Why even bother trying if you're playing for NiP at this point.
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/03/esports-team-nips-stars-reportedly-still-owed-thousands-from-organisation/
>>121198351
I ALREADY POSTED THIS KILL YOUSELF TO FUCK OFF
>>121198351
I ALREADY POSTED THIS KILL YOUSELF TO FUCK OFF
>>121177659
>>121197324
you are missing some double quotes over there bruh
>adren
>pro
WinterFox or CompLexity?
>betting NA
>C9 need to p90 rush to win a round
wow NA...
>dazed unironically compared shroud to f0rest when playing in pit
lol
>cloud 9 has always been shit at inferno
>people still bet on them
lmao
>he betted against kid roca
literally lmaoin rn
roca
oc
a
>>121199798
Not really m8, they've lost Inferno to most EU teams sure, but they have a decent record against NA teams
>Get some spare steambux from betting
>About to buy a Pink DDPAT awp
>Price jumps 5$ for no reason
Pray for me senpai.
>he says "betted"
>Need 4k xp till drop
>Played 4 comp games already
>Total rounds won during all of them: 3
Fucking great, I just LOVE the 40 bomb dropping smurfs
>>121200821
git....
GUD
>>121200310
>he's straight out of reddit
>>121200984
LOL SO FUNNY IL TELL HIM TO GET GODO HAHAHAAAH IM SO FUNNY GUYS RIGHT XDD ROMLAFMAOFALMPO
>29%
Why are c9 so guuuuuud
> Don't plant for your self
> Don't peak to get info
> Don't peak when you hear the defuse
> Surprised when he doesn't fake
Adren everyone. Your quarter breed retard ass lost the game. Follow would have been broke as shit in round 30.
That was a great waste of $16.
>drop a fuckin nasty 11 bomb
>shitty team mates still manage to lose the game
I joined this team to win, what the fuck?!
>Liquid & Cloud 9
>>121202308
All true amerifats in this thread know that kid roca is our guy.
that luck though
>>121202286
>best player in the world losing like that
gotards?
>>121201076
whoa admiral bulldog has a little brother
>>121202308
Matches that didn't happen for 500
>>121202859
Liquid & Cloud 9 both just lost to Tier XX teams.
>that peek
is this silver?
Who we betting on tonight? Only one I feel positive about is CLG>Liquid because CLG needs the win.
Anyone got any good youtubers?
I follow Franku, h3h3, Two Best Friends Play and MATN.
>>121203398
leafy
>>121203398
nys
>>121173157
Video is from cadian
What if there was a decoy that made the bomb ticking sound?
>>121204531
Who is gaydian trying to fool?
>>121202308
>there are people that are ashamed of being american
literally why?
>>121204030
nice meme
too bad he is a shit tier twitch meme. :/
>>121204272
>>121204686
AMERICA BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. WORST AT E-SPORT, BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE WE'RE BEST AT KILLING EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE.
>>121204896
You sound pretty jealous.
I wish I could get drunk without drinking liquor.
Beer is okay, but it just doesn't do it for me.
Alcohol tastes like shit and I can never find something good to add to it.
Is cloud9 officially fucking over at this point?
This is just ridiculous now.
Their backs are against the wall versus this Canadian literal-who team.
>>121205317
aren't all of those things alcohol?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tks_6VzRjXk
All in CLG.
>I had the most amazing sex with this girl last night. It was so good I came in 15 seconds and as I turned to look at her out of embarrassment, she put her lips to my ear and whispered "at least you lasted longer than NA at cluj."
>>121205656
Beer masks the taste for me. I just wish I could taste beer when I'm drinking 100 proof.
>alcoholic problems
>>121205317
Give blood and have half a beer.
>>121203340
>>121206053
CLG is trash desu
>rank up to mge
>first 3 games go like this
>top or 2nd frag on my team
>lose because 3 of my other teammates play without their monitor turned on.
> back to mg2
wew lad what a game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLQ22SUHC4s
>>121206648
I have eczema on the inside of my arms so they won't even take my blood. I can't even give plasma for free money damnit.
>>121205317
instead of drinking the alcohol, put it in your asshole. it works and it's even a better bang for the buck
how can i acquire skins for free? Im DMG and have about $1.50 in skines. I dont wish to pay but ideally id like to get a 20$ skin
>>121207173
bless his heart, he managed to escape playing this trash game
>>121207173
> So fucking gay
The irony.
>>121207506
>putting things in my asshole
LOL
Sorry I'm an anime poster.
>>121207173
hes not wrong tbqh
>>121207690
oh it's full already?
>>121207173
Some real hot opinions here
>>121207834
You know it.
>>121207173
So this is what COD players do when they realize silver 3 isn't a good rank.
Shit.
>>121207687
>>121207967
>>121208150
>junkie
>hipsters
>asseater
pick one.
>>121208150
Based on the fact that he probably only played like 4 hours I doubt he ever even played a comp game.
>>121208228
Junkie.
>>121208235
That's true.
>>121208314
In a way, I'm glad he didn't but at the same time without external shit it's very, very hard to learn how the fuck comp works. I wish Valve would have some good tutorials for actually playing competitive play so newbies could understand the basics of callouts, economy and positioning. Maybe then the legend of the silver hero could finally die.
>>121208531
Too bad if it doesn't involve people buying keys, Valve doesn't care. :(
How do I learn the way of the CZ?
>>121208873
Step 1: First shot head.
Step 2: Pull down as hard as possible.
Step 3: Hope.
>>121208873
It's a niche weapon, use it either to catch someone off guard and spray them down or to do high-damage tapshots to people's heads. Don't expect to be able to have any sort of prolonged firefight.
foggy af outside rn desu senpai baka
>Hiko in charge of clutching
Ayy lmao
why cant i pug on mirage
every time i pug i actually want to kill myself because i get 0 rws t side
like i am actually miserable after any mirage pug
i am so fucking pissed off right now
>haven't played in a month and a half or so because busy with work/school
>worried what little skill I had is going to be lost
Should I be okay after a week or so of retuning or am I fucked
>1.6 is officially dead in your region
There is 2 non bots in that lonely server.
can anyone tell me what the deal is with this person called "Bobi Trade" that adds me multiple times a day on multiple different accounts
I feel for the Kek Logic Gaming meme.
>>121210796
are you retarded? don't use the official server browser you fucking RETARD
god i cant believe people are this fucking moronic holy shit
What the fuck? I can't believe they put a wordfilter on our favorite word. That must be why the thread is so dead.
>>121211484
fucking retard
What's the word for when you want watch a BBC have intercourse with your significant other? What are you then?
What's with NA and CT side Inferno?
>>121212375
like a documentary? like i'd rather watch a bbc doc on it than have it in the public
A
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THO
>>121207173
He must have got destroyed in casual or whatever mode he was playing to be this mad.
>>121208531
really they should just buy some of the workshop maps like ulililililililililililililliliiiililiectical's and just replace weapon's course with them
I FUCKING LOVE LAG COMPENSATION
>move out of his line of sight
>teleported back 0.5 sec later dead with headshot
>he has 550 ping
Fucking awesome this is so good design I love it
>pros are so much better than me
>they must be cheating
http://www.hltv.org/forum/942986-vaccening-20
>>121211484
>>121211797
the futuregn still get pugs afaik
>>121212881
Yeah, that would probably be best. The community's done a good job making teaching tools, Valve just needs to buy into it.
How to train to shoot at heads with reflexes rather than thoughts?
feel like a brand new person
i was eating bread and soup, and i took a little bread off my big bread chunk, then ate it and now i cant find the big chunk of bread WTF
>Enemy gets ace with awp
This is fucking retarded when will they fucking nerf that retardedly op weapon fuck this fucking shit
>>121214083
>ace
>>121214083
ayy
>>121213059
https://youtu.be/C_rUvnuOWBc
WEW
>>121214083
koosta is so good
old banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNYwqK5j5-o
>>121213774
pretty ok album
i have now officially been banned 4 times by OW and i have never cheated in any form
ask me anything
sour worms taste like sweet and sour soup with out any sweet or soup
>>121217370
Do you use scout a lot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFfhd1ah_fQ
>>121217846
first 2 yes fucktons
3rd a tiny bit
4th no
>>121218230
Obviously the karma of trying to be a scout pro led to these bans. Repent, use only AK/M4 and walk everywhere and you shall not be banned ever again.
>>121218420
see i figured that and the first 2 were before hitbox updates
the 3rd was just for fun and seeing if it worked still so i would know if i had to start preaiming against it
the 4th i was a clean man so i guess it didnt really matter
>>121218592
It doesn't matter how you played, but instead that you upset the esports gods by trying to be dynamic and actiony at any point in playing CSGO. Again, the only way to repent is to play the rest of your time in CSGO while holding down shift and holding corners. Anything else and they shall see you really desire to be not tacticool and you shall be banned once more.
>tfw get on friendly team, but they talk nonstop
i want to fucking neck myself
>>121220089
If they're really friendly, you can politely ask for them to keep comms to a minimum during rounds.
>>121220427
I tried. The reply was
are you serious? I said I can't focus and they just keep blabbing
>>121220591
Well that's gay as fuck, rip
>>121220427
>being autistic
>>121220713
>not liking being able to hear footsteps
>>121220820
>>121220713
yup. I like to listen to game sounds unless they are calling positions. But they just talk nonstop
>>121216037
i dont care im in love
>>121179913
Just c+p some of your own external cheats from UC and change class names, ez free private cheat.
whats a good place to spam trades aside from lounge?
i need to make bank from my shit
holding back
damn bruh I didn't know steel had double citizenship
>>121223312
Israel & British. 100% certified human garbage.
I'm going to start a csgog better edition one of these days where no one shitposts bets and pros and actually talks about the game....
>>121225098
>where no one shitposts bets and pros and actually talks about the game....
probably wont happen anytime soon
i've been in this general a while
95% of the general is not global and they are all shitters
>>121223312
thats not how citizenship works
Anyone have Pea's steam id?
I just get so fucking frustrated when I play against people with anime avatars I just can't concentrate.
>>121227819
me too
i have an anime avatar myself and just having an anime on the other team makes me tense and i play worse
wtf
>>121228098
you think you have inferior taste
>>121228364
>>121228568
he knows he has inferior taste
>videos about flusha hacking
>actually believe it now
fnatic are no longer our guys
>>121229763
that's exactly why they are our guys
>>121229763
nys
>>121229763
why do people like him buy esea?
>>121229763
Stop fucking blatantly advertising your shitty video. You're a year late.
>>121229836
>>121229919
>>121230048
>>121230103
flusha please go
leave my thread alone
>>121230201
>year ago
>hacking at a major lan 5 days ago
>caught by a guy who literally makes aimbots
>>121214364
>>121227819
>>121228098
I get extremely horny when I play against people with anime avatars because all I can think about is cumming inside their boipussies
>implying NiP is not our guys
>>121230201
Except he's not cheating. He knows about this behavior. He tries to troll fans every single game now with "locking" through walls in obvious ass spots
>>121232485
>trying to troll in important tournaments
wew lads
>>121232170
wow hot
just threw an entire game because some fag afked the first 2 rounds. do i deserve an anime avatar yet?
>>121232485
>trolling
>in a spot that's literally 1/100000
are you serious m8
>>121232485
>hes just trolling guys!
>at a major
>for a chance to win 3 consecutive majors and be dubbed the greatest team of cs ever
really nigga
>>121232820
neck yourself
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/2mriw5/cheating_issues_what_to_do_by_crzy/
that's kind of scary to read...
It's funny, how much proof fanatic fangays are willing to ignore. In 1.6 times cheaters were only convicted by demo reviews..in todays time only VAC means anything to these kids.
I am only convinced if tournaments organisers are tracing mouse movement and compare it with ingame movement.
>>121233250
>reddit link
>to a hltv blog post
>the guy is fucking clueless
I hope this is a bait
>>121207687
hes so orange
>>121233967
you are dumb
is m0e our guy?
good morning /csgog/ hope you guys have a nice day
>>121235704
thanks I wish you a nice day as well!
>>121235704
>>121235787
same tbqh
>perform hypnosis on all the players
>no more cheating at lans
>>121206792
EPIC XDD
>>121235704
>Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:09:29 No.121235460▶
>is m0e our guy?
>>>
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:13:33 No.121235704▶>>121235787 >>121235836
>good morning /csgog/ hope you guys have a nice day
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> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:15:06 No.121235787▶>>121235836
>>>121235704
>thanks I wish you a nice day as well!
>>>
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:16:08 No.121235836▶
>>>121235704
>>>121235787
>same tbqh
>>>
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:19:27 No.121236005 ▶
>>perform hypnosis on all the players
>>no more cheating at lans
>>>
> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:19:44 No.121236028 ▶
>>>121173234
>XD
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> Anonymous 11/04/15(Wed)11:23:17 No.121236214 ▶
>>>121206792
>EPIC XDD
all me
>>121235460
>throws for skins
>left the team he threw for
>thinks he is so busy he cant get good anymore
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT1f2_vSyuQ&feature=youtu.be&t=3742
nice
>>121236596
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
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>>121236596
Not nice how G2 lost. They could've won the major. How nuts would that have been? It was close to being the biggest upset in CSGO history.
>>121236596
not even memeing put it to 0.25 speed
>>121236803
It's a sad thing, but to be fair there's always more majors and if G2 looks like that again or even better who knows what'll happen.
>>121236596
What am i looking here
>>121237006
put it to 0.25 before the second kill
>>121237038
he's just lifting his mouse lol
>>121236919
I'm doubtful this line-up will last until the next major. I think Fnatic & NiP might snatch up some of the players. It's gonna be interesting to see what the Swedish shuffle ends up being by the end of the year.
I think G2 might be my favorite team to watch right now. It used to be NiP, but after a year of disappointment I find it hard to care about them anymore. I still want the players to end up somewhere good, but a change needs to happen. Sorry for the blog.
>>121237112
silly me family all good
>>121237148
I wouldn't be surprised if it gets split up but a nigga can dream
>>121237038
How is that in any way prove anything its still beyond the range of his mouse movement
>>121237152
I was just joking rofl
so.
just like you can bind jump and throw for smokes,
could you bind zoom and shoot for awp and get perfect quick scopes?
>>121237395
mikasa su casa
>>121237395
I don't think that would be very useful.
Just an extra button you'd need and it would take a lot of practise to press that button when you're forced to quickscope
>>121237038
so he kills the guy on balcony, hears the guy on short, preaims the spot, corrects it to headlevel and then strafes without moving his crosshair
I hate envy but that's not an aimlock
>>121237745
>I hate envy
Why? Literally the most exciting playstyle after VP when they're Virtus PLOW
>>121237745
You know if he heard the guy he would simply hold the angle where he pops up on him, but instead he locks on his head for several ticks, perfectly keeps his crosshair on his head while strafing and then completely fluffs his shot when he pops out of the angle he should have been holding all along if he actually heard him.
>>121238146
>not hating envy
>>121238146
Spotted the French fag. NV are static as fuck and boring on CT side.
>>121238146
>not hating envy
whats the most exciting teams to watch?
I'll start
1. NiP
>>121238256
Yeah but that's because it's optimal, blame Valve for that.
On T side they're probably the most exciting T1 team, just look at their aggressiveness on T-Inferno
>>121238385
NiP, Fnatic & G2 are my favorite teams to watch. Swedish pros are the most explosive.
>>121238385
mouz, g2, fnatic
>>121238630
Gob B is tied for me with Sean Gares as the biggest hack IGL.
NiKo & Nex are fun to watch, I'll give you that.
LOL
>>121190101
>Silver 2
I'm impressed, I can't get my smurf below DMG.
should I take it csgog? I'd be getting it for around 81% price but it's so sexy I dont think I have it in me to sell it
>>121238693
sgares at least is a decent fragger
gob b is nothing more than deadweight, fuck i have no idea why he is on that team
>>121240430
Fucking buy it. Non-obnoxious skinnes are the best.
>>121240748
>skinnes
go back to reddit
so I've hit global and I don't know what to do from here, I solo queued my way here and it took me 320 comp wins. 160 of which was fucking around with friends and getting to MGE. Do I look for a team now? start playing on esea? watdo nignogs ;_:
>>121240748
i took it. man kara blue steel was my endgame but i'll probably sell it since i still have 2 or 3 skins to go to complete my loadout
but god damn is it sexy
>>121240820
Y'all were using that shit tons six months ago, did reddit come and steal your memes? I only hop in here occasionally and don't use reddit so I wouldn't know.
>>121240931
nys
>>121240956
im kidding reddit didnt come up with it you retards did
skines is a shit meme though
>>121241007
>nys
why should I?
>>121240931
play esea bruh. or find friends and make a team
>Click on head 4 times
>No shots hit
>He shoots me one time with same weapon
>Headshot
Epic, I love this RNG part of this COMPETITIVE game
>>121241041
I'll give you that it's a trash meme, but I'm too tired to have good taste
>>121241053
>post vac global
you are garbage
nys
>>121241151
I have games worth of about $1,400 on my steam account
why in the fuck would I risk a vac and not be able to play on secure servers on most of my games?
>>121241227
What he's saying is that GE doesn't mean anything now that you don't have to constantly battle hackers to make it up there, or something like that.
>>121241227
>being this retarded
N
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I dont know why csgog makes such a big deal out of getting a mic
why would I want to chat with a bunch of russians
>>121241353
Because some of us don't play with nothing but cykas
and when you're playing with actual people, being able to make calls is p. cool
>>121241326
Is that so? gyazo.com/46b8651d319e466cca4a404306ca097b
gyazo.com/e85e0da1759f88090dff6116bf0fdc3d
literally a few days ago
Why should I play on ESEA instead of FACEIT or vice versa?
I'm on EU
>>121241539
Hey I'm not saying I agree, I'm just explaining what he said.
>>121241549
Just play on popflash
>>121241549
faceit if youre eu
>>121241656
popflash is strictly worse than esea
monthly rate and no extra features
>>121241680
Why?
>>121241629
I feel you
I'm just a little fanny troubled because I know sophisticated cunts like these won't get banned. Usually they turn on their cancer for a few rounds, no more. Just to tip the balance. Noone looks for specific "timings" like that when they look through overwatch.
>>121241705
because more people play faceit in EU
more people play esea in US
>>121241685
>monthly rate and no extra features
>monthly rate
Popflash is free mate
>>121241814
thanks
>tfw you finally got your dream knife
now to get all my non-knife skins in stattrak fn and I'll be done wasting money on this game
>>121241227
This is literally not how vac works also you are dumb.
>>121241941
i just got it as well but i still need a ST CH and ST X-ray
those two and im done
>>121241865
popflash is only free right now to help you viral them, they are very clear that the second they have enough people it will be pay 2 play
keep on viraling
guys what's a good way to practice actually spraying in real matches? i do the recoil_master map for like half a hour every day to the point i got the recoil perfectly controlled but in real matches unless i seriously force myself to remember i don't use the recoil like i have practiced
how do i force myself to spray, play lots of DM and only go for spray kills?
>>121241941
which one bruh?
>>121242113
do it in dm or vs bots, just hold down mouse 1 and then you can practice transferring the spray
>you get the same 3 cent skin as last week
>>121241941
Skins are for tryhards and selling them to said tryhards to buy a knife
That includes the skin on your knife
vanilla or go home
>play dust2
>every game is ruined by op awp
fuck this shit
its the only fun map
>>121242287
Inferno best and most fun map
>>121242348
inferno relies too much on smokes and shit
>>121242287
well memed anon
>>121242287
>play dust2 only
>no problem
>try other maps on smurf
>exactly the same kinds of faggots appear
Talking about dust2 being the map played by most idiots is a meme bois
>awp
Why is this shit exist
why is de_santorini such a huge deal? new maps are released all the time
>>121242585
Because uh
fmpone
>>121242530
no john thou art the demon
>>121242621
oh, is it bad i had no idea who this guy is?
>>121242886
dude did the art and a decent amount of the redesign work for the current mirage, cache and season versions if i remember correctly
>>121242886
He was the of the dudes responsible for GO's de_cache and mirage
>>121242585
famous map maker tries to make a new map and fucks up just like tuscan
>>121242920
>>121242962
>>121243060
oh so if the map turns out to be good it might actually get added to rotation?
>>121243147
nah probably just an operation to see if people like it.
if it's really good something might happen but it looks like we'll get nuke and season first. also it has a lot of weird problems like having 6 or so entrances to one site
>>121243060
tuscan was good though
wish it was in go
>15-14
>last round
>manage to sneak by enemy by going all the way from a to mid to ladder room (mirage)
>drop in behind him
>unload literally an entire clip into his face at point blank, 30 headshots
>not a single shot registers
>he turns around and 1 shots me with deag
Yeah fuck it I'm done. Either GE is full of cheaters more than ever before. or the servers are worse than they have ever been.I've had it with the fucking kikes at valve.
>>121243747
GO tuscan has a lot of weird problems. there's a bunch of boosts and shit which break the map and mollys/smokes make it a pretty messed up map. the smaller site can be taken by a single molly or smoke since it's so small.
>>121243863
Learn to play, nova shitter.
>>121243910
I'm GE 14.8 ARWS.
You'll learn to play the game one day, MG1 subhuman.
>>121243981
>misses "30 point blank shots"
>blames cheaters and the server
Yeah you are garbage.
>>121244059
Sorry that you are braindead.
Every single shot hit. Every single shot had a dink and a spark.
>>121244249
Why didn't you kill him then?
There is no reason for me to assume anything other than you being bad at shooting/spraying.
Give me video/demo evidence if you want to sway my opinion.
>>121244408
>le marijuana snaggle tooth rodent man
>>121244651
i like this name for him lol
>ranked up to LEM two days ago for like the third time
>been stomping games ever since and about to rank up
>matchmaking anxiety
i never even had ladder anxiety in sc2...
i don't want to start losing and then have to start all over...
>win game
>promote to DMG
>lose next game
>back to MGE
>win next two
>still MGE
wtf
>>121244965
stop making up bullshit. you need to lose two to derank
>>121244965
>be bad
>get good
>win
wtf?
>get ge
>bout to shitpost am i good yet
>derank
gotards????????
Powerful and accurate, the AUG scoped assault rifle compensates for its long reload times with low spread and a high rate of fire. It has been decorated with a heat transfer vinyl of an anime magazine cover. Yatta!
>>121245002
bullshit bitch
i won and got dmg
lost next, back to mge
won next, nothing
lost next, nothing
won next, nothing
>>121245224
It's almost like you aren't ready to rank up. Try winning more, buddy.
>>121245224
>cant even keep your story straight
Ok quick question I just got this game and was wondering if you guys have any tips. Been trying out competitive and was placed in silver 2. Does it go like silver 2 > silver 1 > Gold 1?
Highly accurate and armor-piercing, the pricy Five-Seven is a slow-loader that compensates with a generous 20-round magazine and forgiving recoil. It has been painted using a hydrographic in a Japanese manga pattern. Some ghosts won't stay burried
The high-mag, fast-firing Negev is the perfect weapon for spraying a lot of rounds quickly, with a hefty price tag, high spread and frustrating recoil as trade-offs. It has been painted with a chrome base coat and candied in transparent navy blue anodized effect paint.
The Nova's rock-bottom price tag makes it a great ambush weapon for a cash-strapped team. It has been customized with an image of a skull using matte paints and an oil-based paint marker. Mr. Izaki, I'm not complaining... but how many shotguns do you need? - Imogen and The Oni, Part 1
>>121245327
Also does rank really matter in this game? I have people on my teams saying they were dng or something but idk what that means and Google doesn't help.
Essentially a box that bullets come out of, the MAC-10 SMG boasts a high rate of fire, with poor spread accuracy and high recoil as trade-offs. It has been custom painted with the image of a deadly biker. One part firearm, two parts trapper keeper
As expensive as it is powerful, the Desert Eagle is an iconic pistol that is difficult to master but surprisingly accurate at long range. It has been painted with a hydrographic of a stormy sea over a red metallic base coat. You think it's the same, but look again... subtlety makes all the difference
High risk and high reward, the infamous AWP is recognizable by its signature report and one-shot, one-kill policy. It has been spray-painted using mesh fencing and cardboard cutouts as stencils. A predator is a predator, no matter the environment
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been painted with a sunrise in metallic paints. The sun rises on the just and unjust alike
With a smaller magazine than its unmuffled counterpart, the silenced M4A1 provides quieter shots with less recoil and better accuracy. This memento from Seaside has been painted using a blue camo hydrographic. Ours is a world of intrigue...but sometimes camouflage is meant to be seen - Booth, Arms Dealer
An ideal pistol for the Terrorist on the move, the Tec-9 is lethal in close quarters and features a high magazine capacity. It has been painted with a hydrographic of brush-painted bamboo. I still think it should have a panda - Booth, Arms Dealer
A fan favorite from Counter-Strike Source, the Silenced USP Pistol has a detachable silencer that gives shots less recoil while suppressing attention-getting noise. It has been painted cobalt blue and stenciled with the CT logo on the slide. I can follow procedure and get 7 out, or I can do it my way and save all 10... your choice - Carmen Cocinero, Extraction Expert
A modern homage to a falchion sword, this clip point blade has a curved edge. It has been painted by airbrushing transparent paints that fade together over a chrome base coat. This isn't just a weapon, it's a conversation piece - Imogen, Arms Dealer In Training
is this harveyfag's new fad?
Easily recognizable for its unique bullpup design, the P90 a great weapon to shoot on the move due to its high-capacity magazine and low recoil. It has individual parts spray-painted solid colors in a stormy color scheme. It will be waiting for you at the monorail
liking this meme desu
Versatile but expensive, the German-made MP7 SMG is the perfect choice for high-impact close-range combat. It has been spray-painted with a stencil of an isometric labyrinth. Kings are just men... and no man should be worshipped - Valeria Jenner, Revolutionary
A fully automatic variant of the CZ75, the CZ75-Auto is the ideal short-term choice for turning the tables and gaining your opponents weapon. But with very little ammo in the magazine, strong trigger discipline is required. It has been custom painted with high-gloss paint in a tiger stripe motif.
The Bizon SMG is low-damage, but offers a uniquely designed high-capacity drum magazine that reloads quickly. It has brass parts.
Which A4 skin do I get? Preferably one that offers ST, anything is inside budget except Howlmeme.
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>>121245727
>>121245760
>>121245843
>>121245872
>>121245924
See you next thread lads.
>>121245991
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been custom painted with the image of a snarling wolf.
>>121245991
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been custom-painted with a graphic of clouds raining bullets.
>>121246005
hey you actually quoted a legit post
Wew lads
>>121246138
i don't like face on the stock of the gun, it looks super ridiculous
>>121246347
More accurate but less damaging than its AK-47 counterpart, the M4A4 is the full-auto assault rifle of choice for CTs. It has been spray-painted with radiological warning hazard patterns.Then put a Howl sticker on it and name it Howl BS
da fuq? is this thread
>>121244898
>ever deranking in mm
ure terrible neck yourself
>>121246514
Counter gog
Unrelated but what's the best skin I can get for 2 dollars?
>>121246514
Happy VAC general
>you will never ever find a trap to come over and cs and chill with
>>121246643
for what weapon
http://oddshot.tv/shot/esl-csgo-2015110318525220
Rate my skill
>>121246770
my last roommate was a trap
they are horrible disgusting creatures who are nothing like what you want.
>>121245327
>Does it go like silver 2 > silver 1 > Gold 1?
What?
I don't understand that logic
You're assuming it goes from silver 2 to silver 1 then gold 1 isntead of gold 4
youre fucking retarded that makes no sense either it goes from silver 2 to silver 1 to gold 4 or it doesnt and youre fucking RETARDED
>>121246821
did you fuggher
man if i ever had any intention of opening cases it's well gone now
>>121246851
no of course not, my dick is allergic to ugly.
>Covert is cheaper than a shitty Restricted
Explain this logic gotards
>>121246905
>covert shitty weapon cheaper than a restricted ak/m4/glock/usp
wow how could this be
>>121246882
you''re a virgin aren't you anon
>>121246970
no, but i'm not gay either.
>>121247047
It's not gay to fuck a trap at all. It's just a guy cosplaying as a girl. Does that sound gay?
>>121246970
>>121247047
>>121247069
I would have fucker him/her/it
But only if it meant me fucking her/his/its ass or getting a handjob/blowjob from him/her/it and my contribution would be limited to giving him/her/it a handjob or a blowjob
I'm not gonna get fucked in the ass by him/her/it
I don't think it's gay to give a handjob/blowjob to someone but it is definitely 200% overgay to get fucked in the ass by a dick
I don't actually know how gay it is to get fucked in the ass from a strapon wielding female however.
I need to do more research on that.
>>121247069
If you think real like traps look at all like the heavily done up ones you might see in porn, damn you're wrong. They look more like drag queens irl.
How would you rank the ranks in terms of skill?
What would you say is "average" tier?
>>121247227
you are talking about a tranny/drag queen then
traps are cute boys who look like girls, hence the name trap
so if traps are gay, are shemales?
>>121247457
shemales are gay, traps arent
>>121247457
It really depends
Does the shemale look/sound more like a woman or more like a man?
If it looks like a really attractive woman but just with a dick, it's not gay, if it's an abomination that looks like a man, it's very gay.
>>121247457
Please learn the difference before you keep making stupid comments. A "trap" is a man in a dress trying to fool people, hence "trap". A Shemale is someone who has transitioned genders, it's up to your personal judgement if you consider that gay or not.
>>121247619
A shemale is a man m9.
>>121247689
>>>/pol/
get out bigot
>>121246880
lol I was thinking about using the money I made of a cobble stone drop for buying keys and opening some cases. guess I will just buy some kewl skins instead
>>121247728
It's true though.
new operation droppin in hot tomorrow
>NiP's org owes the players tens of thousands of dollars with no real indication that they'll get it
>This might be why they're playing so shit
>Every other team's faces when they all switch to a different organization after their contracts expire and just fucking annihilate everyone
>>121247194
>having sex with a female with the objective of both getting off is gay because of some stupid "m-muh ass is exit only" shit
>blowing a shemale isn't gay
dude wtf
>>121247689
>>121247728
>>121247823
It's someone who was born a man. Is it a female? I personally don't think so, but I wouldn't say it's a man either with all the modifications (including altering DNA with pills). I don't think someone who has transitioned gender should call themselves male/female but something different, it's deceiving.
>>121247857
Operations come out on Fridays. Not Thursdays. They are bug-testing the new maps in 2 weeks, so it will probably take at least a month or two before the Operation. I think you need an immediate operation on your brain though.
>>121248026
>Operations come out on Fridays. Not Thursdays.
>Bloodhound came out on a Tuesday
>Vanguard came out on a Tuesday
>Breakout came out on a Tuesday
>Pheonix came out on a Thursday
>Bravo came out on a Thursday
>Payback came out of a Thursday
>the impoverished dystopia of you
traps
shemales
futa
whatever
All abominations that must be cleansed
>>121247972
NV is the kanye of CS. Dumb, coasting, with no ability to reflect on how to improve.
is 800dpi at 1 sens too high? i feel like move my mouse too much too often
>>121248334
No they didn't.
>>121248365
why do people care so much about what other people whack off too
>Change sensitivity from 6 to 1.4
>Go up 4 ranks
Neat.
>>121248492
I said nothing about liking men. Feel free to remain gay.
>>121248490
#woah
#compelling
http://counterstrike.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Operations
I wasted 10 on keys now i cant buy a smurf
>i was so hype :((((
>>121248556
lol that dude was just trollin like a mofo
>>121248452
no? so many pros use higher than that
>>121248583
Make a new account, then family share csgo with it. Free smurf. I hate valve so much for this.
>>121248546
>traps
>shemales
>futa
>men
uhh... gotards?
Im mg2 and i get nervous in comp and i barely use my mic in games. But can i have a friend to play with, all my friebdslist are gmod nerds and weebs
>>121248715
Indeed having a Y chromosome does make you a man, and being attracted to a man while being a man does make you gay
>>121248556
>what are timezones
They are not released at the same time as Steam updates. Last one was released at 5-6am GMT on a Friday.
our guy streaming
Did you guys see this article about a woman who went a month without sex? How did she manage?
>>121248901
I don't know man, if I go more than a week without sex I want to kill myself LOL.
It's like you're a virgin all over again.
>>121248809
No senpai, it wasn't. You can't just make shit up. A timezone doesn't make it release 3 days later.
>>121248984
Friday is the day after Thursday. Anime retard.
I want to kill myself but can't because I need to get Global Elite.
You might think this is a joke. It isn't. I've wanted to kill myself for a long while now, probably since around 12 years old. The only thing that alleviated my depression when I was younger was Counter-Strike: Source. It was the best game I'd ever played. I swore to myself when I got bored of CS:S (two years after GO came out) that I wouldn't kill myself until I was GE. I didn't count rank 10 FaceIt, because, well, it sucked. Now that I'm DMG, I don't know what to do with myself. I still want to die, but I can't just keep pushing it off until the next rank up. I'm addicted to the game, yes, but I'd like to have some motivation to live other than a video game. I feel so pathetic. I've attempted suicide twice before and been admitted to a ward for two weeks once, which only made things worse. What else is there to live for? People generally bore or upset me. I have a girlfriend, friends, family, pets, a job, everything I could really ask for. I'm not allowed to get medication as I'm still under my parents insurance. I'm working on going back to therapy, but my parent's think my depression is just in my head. I'd really love some advice, or just someone to talk about random shit online with.
I hope people don't see this as some kind of joke. Just writing this has helped, to some degree.
Thanks.
>>121249226
>>Bloodhound came out on a Tuesday
>>121248829
Semmler?
>>121249309
hey reddit, it's been a while man
what have you been up to?
>>121248970
Haha I know bro xD glad to see I'm not alone
Semmler is actually vaping on stream. Ayy I don't know what I expected.
>>121248635
Wait, does that actually work? Can you play with friends?
>>121249274
I love you anon.
>>121249504
no you can't do any online shit
>>121249274
ID?
I'll boost you if that means you'll neck yourself sooner, braindead dipshit loser.
Guardian actually smacked a teammate in the back of the head with his mouse because he was playing like shit. Now I like him even more.
>>121249274
suicide is probably the best option
good luck dude
>>121249552
Fuck, it's a bitch deranking my smurf enough to play with my shitter friends.
>>121249274
is this from reddit?
>>121249274
Should probably just kill yourself desu.
>>121249625
Source? what a jerk wtf
>>121249797
I tuned in to Semmler's stream for a minute and he said it happened back in the day. He also said there's some old footage of Guardian raging.
>>121249625
lmao
>>121249625
id drop the fucking manlet on his head
>>121249625
The fuckers like a chimp. Small, angry and inconsiderate.
>yfw ezskins upset with 12% in a few hours
>What is a whore getright ...Smiley feet gasp because movement in the game with assholes Hahaha: d
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where do I download the server picker? I wanna see how shit NA is comparatively
>>121252517
googl
>>121252517
waste of time honestly
the 'NA a shit' is mostly a meme
>>121252665
europe is shit and I'm sick of playing with literal arabs
SWEDISH SHUFFLE
W
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>m0e benched
>tfw your smurf is almost the same rank as your main
It's an abstract kind of autism
>>121253009
i can't be bothered to fuck around so much on my smurf that it would drop to SMFC
if rushing somewhere every round both on CT and T side and playing with memeguns is not enough to do it i'm not going to start purposefully deranking
>team gets mad at me for bottomfragging
>im actually in game leader
>nobody understands
>>121253496
I know that pain anon
>Try to help rank up a friend of a friend
>The guy rushes b as T when the rest of us said A
>Screams over the mic about not watching him
>Calls me a fucking idiot
>Repeats for 15 more rounds
>every friend is LEM or higher
>i started played recently
>can't seem to improve to get to their level
>>121253496
>>121254843
>soloq
>couple of rounds behind as T
>talk in mic and give instructions to team
>cyкa блять shaddap nooba dibil
>every time
>>121255040
>Start of match
>Squeaker immediately starts talking
>Literally brags about being boosted
>Goes 0-14 by end of first half
>>121254969
it takes a while, yer filthy redditor
any tips to get out of silver??
>>121249274
Pretty much feeling the same except I'm only MG1.
I just can't seem to get better but I want to get global so I will finally have achieved something in my life before hanging myself
>be high as fuck
>enjoying life to its utmost limits
>this guy keeps talking about suicide
way to kill my vibes dude
Im mg2 and i want someobe to play with. It feels good maybe having a real friend.
/id/blacksmithmace
>>121255483
This is all a dream anonA N D Y O U A R E N E V E R W A K I N G U P
>>121249274
>>121255336
i have the same, mg2 here, i just want to die so bad but video games are the things that keep me alive, and the people that ive met online.
>>121254969
LEM is the new nova 2.
You should get there in 1-2 weeks top.
>>121256928
>Novafags
how much money do i need to spend on a new account before i can gift myself cs from my main?
>>121257382
0$
if you want to use the market
you have to buy some game
just buy the cheapst one
>>121257382
stay on your main fuckboi
we don't need more smurfs
if you're too garbage to play on your rank, stop playing at all
>>121210796
>>121211484
>>121211797
damn bruh
>>121257483
>stay on your main fuckboi
>we don't need more smurfs
>if you're too garbage to play on your rank, stop playing at all
>main is mg1
>recently deranked from mg2
>deranked my smurf into silver 2
>smurf is LE now
I don't fucking get it, I literally don't.
how can I derank on fucking MG2 while I'm just ranking up on smurf and LE now
this is retarded
valve is retarded
this entire system is fucking garbage
>>121257382
>have younger brother, he plays a bit of cs but hes not really good but he plays dm and casual 9 out of 10 times
>has a lot of friends who are obsessed with cs, theyre all 13-14 year olds
>told him to tell his friends i could boost them for free to LEM-supreme level
>mfw i have like 10 accounts in various ranks from silver2 to nova 3 i can play on without paying for smurfs
>>121252791
he stepped down
>>121257637
Don't judge so quickly, it may be you who is retarded. If you de-ranked you were losing games or bottom fragging, to a point where it tipped you back. Meaning you didn't rack up enough original elo to stay mg2 after all the bad performance you had. Your smurf will de rank quickly, trust me. If you want a tip, go teamkill until you get a 30 minute ban and your rank will be lower.
Safe to bet on NiP on their games today?
>>121258210
fuck outta here. those losers aren't shit
>tfw finally not ugly knife
this bitch talking shit about my nigga dazed and steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI0MXS8eIG0
ST CH or ST Aqua Revenge for my AK?
>>121259346
>tfw you don't have a knife
Golden dorito when?
>>121259808
>tfw your two biggest skin losses were a confirmed throw and a hacker
i was so dumb back then
>>121260104
just buy a buncha keys and trade
15 keys get you an AWP asii, bet twice then start flipping knives
Can someone post kennyS meme ?
>>121260609
If you are buying keys, why not just buy an awp?
>>121260834
because an AWP asii FT costs $43 on the market and you can get 15 keys for $30 off independent sellers
>>121260609
Which one is better?: Using keys for betting or for opening cases.
>>121261116
opening cases
>>121261116
opening cases is, on average, never worth it. you can obviously luck out and open a $6k knife but you can also open 300 cases and get 300 tec9 sandstorm
i dont like betting either because it's risky as fuck. once you have a decent start (40ish keys) i'd recommend just flipping
When was the last time you had a soloque without the following
>Russians
>Kids
>Griefers
>Butthurt faggots complaining
>mute/deaf
>clueless dumbass with awful crosshair placement
Fucking lounge is a pile of shit I haven't been able to get my returns for the past day
>>121260964
really, senpai? How many keys would I need for a cheap knife. Is there a specific website you buy keys from?
>>121261252
Oh I see, thanks anon.
>>121260609
How do you make money trading? Is it really that easy? I bet it takes a lot of time to find good offers.
>>121261252
I opened a few cases in like a span of 3 days, and opened 3 knives, I wish I was shitting but im not
>>121263321
jew everyone
>>121263202
cheapest knives are around $45-60 and are all the shit tier guts/falchions/flips huntsmans are sliightly more expensive. as for the price, you could probably get a shitty $45 gut for like 16 keys
>>121263321
i thought the same, do not think i'm some dude that has been trading for a lot of time. i'm no broker and my method isn't particularly fast (went from 40 keys to 90 in around 2 weeks) but what i did for this is:
-put trades on lounge with knives in my price range. for this i just do price * 0,83 / 2,5. it's important that you pay 83% average because 90% of lounge trades try to pay 75-80% so just by paying a little bit more you will get more tradeoffers
-once i have a knife put trade in lounge. put a b/o slightly higher than what i bought it at (usually 86% market, depends on knife, something people want like a flip fade or stuff can be pricier, also you have to learn about patterns for the high tier skins)
-try to sell in reddit for the same price
also point out that you would also be interested in a downgrade with overpay. most of the time i get these trades from people who have bet winnings they want to convert to a knife. i take these bet winnings (they should be paying around 10% more than your knife price) and quicksell everything on reddit
once you have some keys you can try to snipe quicksells in reddit, the other day i sniped a karambit ultraviolet ft for 72k (around 83% market), which i sold afterwards for 77k
>>121263408
you're very lucky, but still, on average it's rarely worth it
anyone got some cobblestone tips? Where are the best positions to play B. Also when I play drop it feels impossible to hold drop when a flash comes down
>>121261252
>tfw my friend got a doppler flip knife on his fifth crate
I shit you not, it's the maddest i've ever been
>>121263867
Toss all kind of nades in drop, also the mag7 is crazy in drop since it's headshot central.
If the Ts rush hard don't be afraid to just pull back, drop isn't easy to get out from but somebody should check double doors to see if somebody jumps and tries to go A.
>>121263789where do I get the keys tho. I don't wanna get scammed yo
>>121263974
there are people who sell them in the tradding subreddit, they will usually put something like [H] Keys [W] Paypal. avg price seems to be $2 per key now
since you're new they won't sell you a bulk of them but they will probably sell you 5 keys or so. check them in steamrep and check their cashrep thread (if they dont have one get the fuck out of there) and always verify they're who they say they are with steam's ID64
>>121264084
Okay, mate. Thanks for the advice. It literally doesn't matter what kind of keys, yeah? Even if I can't get a knife it will be nice to just hold onto for other stuff, right?
>>121263898
>friend opened Kara doppler on like his first 8 crates
>sold it on steam market, bought shit ton of keys, pissed it all away
>later spent $15 more
>bayonet doppler this time
>dunno what the fuck he did with it
Meanwhile here I am busting my balls for profit
>>121264084
Also. Which subreddit exactly? I see some invite only trading one, some other small trading one. I have no clue
>>121264171
yeah it doesn't matter, some (very few traders) are autistic about the keys they want but there are people willing to swap them everywhere so it's whatever. The good thing about keys is that they're always worth the same so you're fine just holding onto them, and you will usually get stuff cheaper paying in keys.
good luck dude, don't get scammed and do some research on skins people like to see what will be easy to sell and what not
as a last piece of advice stay the FUCK away from case hardened skins
I dont understand the point of having a mic in this game
calls are rarely ever accurate and are more often misleading than useful when compared to simply looking at the map
nobody ever plays together or forms strategies
people constantly rage and demand that you follow the shitty advice they shout at you
people spam memes and scream
the community is so shit theres no reason to try and communicate at all, its better to just focus on playing your game and pay attention to the radar
Hi! If you also hate annoying Russians in comp please sign this. it only take a minute and a few clicks!
https://www.change.org/p/valve-software-allow-separation-from-players-connecting-from-russia-in-cs-go-comeptitive-mode
>>121264360
??????????????????
Add people that aren't mic spammers and give good info
>>121264301
/r/globaloffensivetrade they're hella autistic so they closed it for a few weeks because of "loungers" (aka "people who do not want to buy my stuff at 100% market and sell theirs at 80% :(((")
you have to read some rules and then activate your account through a website, just read the guide it's around there
>>121264360
how do silvers even find /csgog/ baka desu senpai
>>121264410
russians are better than most of europe desu
>>121264410
this should include all of eastern europe and the middle east
>>121263789
Could you post your steam pofile anon?
>>121264738
why?
>>121265173
I want to ask some questions
Wait, is bindjump + smoke legal or not?
>>121265337
its not legal in most leagues but its legal in rando games
>>121265403
Yeah but if it's not legal in most leagues then there really is no reason get used to it.
any games I should bet on today?
>>121265251
i'd rather not post it here, sorry. can't you just ask here?
why does the m249 even exist?
>>121265337
yes it is legal in all leagues
5 names my CT knife.
>>121267710
"I stole this"
>>121267710
kill all niggers
>>121267710
neck yourself
>You will never own an USP-S kill confirmed
>You will never own an AWP Asiimov
>You will never own a M4A1-s Hyperbeast
>You will never own an AK Vulcan
>You will never own a MAC-10 Neon Rider
>>121267710
anime desu
Is popflash good? I tried faceit but the hugely uneven level of players and the attitude of
>lol it's just faceit
rendered it pretty unfun for me, is popflash better?
>>121268440
>>121268383
>>121267997
>>121267996
>>121267830
Close. Will deliver when someone gets 5.
>>121267710
reddit.com/r/anime
> Be Vexed
> Get flashed
> Hold d key down
> Run away from cover
> Get killed because you're out in the open
> Kurwa!
Pols everyone.
>>121268049
r8 my skines
>>121267710
hello reddit
>>121267710
/csgog/ anime shithole
>>121269157
reroll
>>121267710
Give me a (You)
>>121267710
Israel Forever
>>121267710
rtfffhfjkghh;lkh;
>>121267710
>tfw no (You)
>>121267710
ghhhhjjjjjkkl;
>>121267710
UglyNif
>>121267710
Will kill for anime
>>121269545
Winrar
>>121269545
rofl
>>121269545
>tfw most names were shit but it was ok
>you post this shit name
I'm disgusted.
>>121269545
Thats one shitty meme right there buddy. I recommend going to reddit to expand your meme repertoir and knowledge on dankness. After it please come back and try again.
Thanks.
>>121269962
Anything for you anon :)
>>121270114
>implying you even know the meme
>implying I wasn't just trying to waste some anons money
>implying that isn't the meme
Mind if I screencap this bruh?
>>121270352
>waste
>implying that I came asking for a random name here expecting something "good"
>implying your name isn't actually the kind of stupid shit I came here for
>implying I'm not actually happy with that name
Weak memes.
>>121186969
The Souvenir Knight is fucking magnificent, anon. SHIT LIST.
>>121270352
The moment you got the winrar it became a meme. Again please, study your memes further before trying to participate in an imageboard like "4chan".
Thanks.
>>121270696
>the damage control
dank
>>121270970
i am le memegod XD
>>121271053
>damage control
I'd have been butthurt if any of the "anime" names had gotten a 5. Here, now you know the truth.
>smurfing
>1v5 because MG1s like to run out and die within 30 seconds
>take down 4 of them
>3hp
>killed with a lucky nade
>call my team a bunch of fucking faggots
>tell them to uninstall
>2 of them immediately abandon
why are csgo players so toxic? Had they stayed we could have won.
>>121271207
Here you go.
who are these people who load in mm after like 4 minutes
I mean I can understand like 30 seconds loading maybe a minute
but how the hell do they take 4 minutes to load in and why is there at least one who takes that long every single game
>>121271207
Kuumin ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csYW_gohZJ0
Pansy use to be fcking hot back in the day peeps! but now its gone down hill, and by looks of things it seems she hasn't had a cock since she started casting games..
>>121271595
Real life circumstances, crashes, shitty PCs, etc.
With HR doing horribly against nV today. Would it be a good idea to bet on NiP on their match later?
>>121259808
>le CS community!
I hate this fucking meme. this community is literally 13 year old memelords
>>121271728
>implying I still wouldn't rek that while she casts the whole thing
>>121271728
>jew nose
>hot
LOL
>tfw playing cache
>guy playing mid constantly gets smoked out, or backs off and doesn't call it
>>121273636
>tfw you get killed from behind
>tfw twas from highway
>Inquire mid player
"cala sa boca boludinho fdp"
Absolutely disgusting
>>121249697
Yeah but the original is about fallout 4 which imho is funnier
>>121274053
>portugese
>suddenly "fdp", which is French
Kill yourself.
>>121274316
4/10
if I use proxy and buy weapons in the market with russian money can I transfer to my account without problems?
>>121274621
Considering I've sold a shitload of stuff to Russian people, it should be fine.
bob ross makes me feel good
http://strawpoll.me/5920971
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=173&playerid=7808&statsfilter=2053
>0.86
when is peekazoid getting cut?
>>121275092
>captcha
200% overgay
>>121275259
sorry
>>121275092
"Yes" should be changed to "Yes, I'm a self-righteous, preachy redditor."
"No" should be changed to "I judge what's right and wrong on an individual basis. Precedent set by actual sports like Baseball are completely meaningless, and SC2 throwing doesn't apply either because of the importance of the matches and the extent to which the throwing took place."
>>121275845
"yes" should be changed to "I'm autistic because I care"
"no" should be changed to "I'm autistic because I care"
Is allu the worst sniper in competitive cs:go?
This is painful to watch.
Even if the guys were unbanned, does anyone really think that it would change anything? I mean it's not like they are going to be taking any majors or even getting to semi finals.
>>121276632
If you don't care, you support the indefinite ban. So we should keep a mental note of this anon's vote.
VAC_Right
>>121277007
Steel and DaZed have always been better IGL's than Sgares. Swag is one of the top NA riflers.
Shittier NA teams than ex-IBP have improved considerably like CLG and Liquid, and they consistently make it to groups in Majors.
I can't think of a better NA lineup than Swag, Hiko, Skadoodle, AZK, and DaZed.
>>121277445
i can
swag, skadoodle, azk, and dazed
>>121277649
what
who's casting nip vs HR? these guys are pretty funny
>>121277727
playing 4v5 will produce better results than disbanding after a few months
>>121277820
haha n1
>>121277885
also lol @ ska EVER showing up at a major.
>>121277995
I've never understood this meme, but who's a better AWPer in NA? JDM? lol, no. Ska all the way.
>>121277445
-hiko
+steel
>check who's going to be casting in San Jose
>-Deman
>+pansy
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. I fucking hate that stupid cunt. Her fucking commentating is worse than John fucking Madden and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. The only reason she still gets fucking casting gigs is because she's a fucking girl.
>>121278279
Steel is a smart guy and a good support player. But he said he wasn't happy doing that role.
>>121278267
what meme? ska chokes so much at majors. jdm isn't as good as him normally, but he steps up at majors, so yeah, him or even moe would be better if they want to win anything
>rank up
>get terrible teammates in the next 3 games and enemy smurfs
>de-rank
wew lad glad i bought this fucking game
Na dreamteam here we go:
Hiko
Shroud
Skadoodle
n0thing
Steel
>>121278365
Dude stop being fucking sexist. We here on /r/csgog are tolerant and support of women. Don't be overly critical and hateful because you can't get laid.
real dream meme
m0e, dazed, steel, azk, a2z
BASED SEMMLER SHUTTING DOWN DAZED AND STEEL FANBOYS. Fuck you faggots if you watch and support any of those throwing retards.
>>121278574
>no moe
>>121278494
I think I trust DaZed's judgment of NA AWPers more than yours.
>>121278574
Replace n0thing with someone like Swag. n0thing is just not Tier 1 talent.
>>121278587
She's fucking horrible and you know it. Half of her commentary doesn't make any sense. The other half is shit that people that don't even play CS can make sense of without the commentary. She's literally only kept around because she's a girl. Don't kid yourself. baka senpai
>>121278743
nah, you're right. the fact ska has been out performed by freakazoid at every major means he's a great awper
>>121278731
Why would you have m0e when you have a better awper there already? He's garbage.
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