latex edition
MEG's updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2
MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com
All previous Collages that we know of: http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc
ME4 info from leaked survey? http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=160611475&postcount=1
E3 2015 trailer: https://youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw
E3 2014 trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4HbiCKBhFU
Bioware propaganda: http://blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/
In this thread:
>Muh open world, muh crafting, muh exploration
>Liara
>Blue waifus best waifus
>Tomboy femtur waifus
>Love
Previous thread: >>120768393
Remember that femshep is heresy
liara best waifu
>>121082523
Femshep a cute
A CUTE
>>121082690
Damned you beat me.
>>121082523
>Blue waifus best waifus
>Tomboy femtur waifus
shit thread: confirmed
>>121082523
>latex edition
I can get behind that.
>>121082808
we're all on the same side here
>>121082778
get on the fucking cross
>>121082823
>twenty eight fucking seconds
Guys, do you think we'll get some news on N7 day?
>>121083232
Doubt it.
http://blog.bioware.com/2015/11/02/n7-day-is-almost-here/
>>121083232
>>121083503
https://twitter.com/hashtag/n7day
>>121082523
>Liara
>Blue waifus best waifus
>Tomboy femtur waifus
JUST
>>121083720
i know it's great isn't it
>>121083232
Inflatable omnitool? Really?
>>121083232
>autographed image of Liara IN A FRAME
>>121083232
>>121085993
>liarafags
lol (lots of laughs)
Have you seen the light under the fabric of reality and embraced lurker?
>>121086505
best waifu
>>121082523
>latex edition
oh boy...
>>121078392
I will have a look
>>121082353
>tfw can't stand her
>>121083232
what a fag
"news" like in 1 wasted hour of saying nothing? then yes. actual news? no.
C A N O N C U T I E S
>>121088374
liara x sheploo canon pairing desu
>>121088486
>liara x femshep canon pairing
agreed.
>>121088593
i know what you're trying to do jackfriend
>>121088486
She said "cuties"
>>121088968
>She
>>121089065
>Said
>>121089195
liara is literally the cutest waifu
>>121088728
you've got me confused with someone else ladm8, i don't start the liara/femshep posting i just fan the flames for a laugh sometimes
>>121088593
Approved
>>121089386
eww then i guess i responded to v*ctoria
>>121082808
Don't Asari appear attractive to any race though some psychic shit and in reality are hideous?
>Tomboy Femtur Waifu
Shepard?
>>121089673
shepard is a femtur?
>>121089594
>in reality
Nobody knows
>>121089445
>>121090001
>that baby
i choked on my drink senpai
>>121089859
femshep is the femtur.
>>121090217
oh my
>>121090001
>>121090217
Femturs are prettier than Frecklebeast
>>121090272
this is common knowledge
>>121090001
every time
>>121089594
yes
>i dislike liara
confirmed edgelord
The top post on the mass effect subreddit is a guy saying how sorry he feels for Bioware, and he posts a screenshot of a twitter convo from 3 years ago about a guy complaining about the ending.
The thread itself is full of shills defending ME3.
I give up on reddit and come here but everyone's just posting porn and memes.
MFW
>>121092779
>everyone's just posting porn and memes.
literally failing to see the issue here
>>121092779
well memed image lad
>>121092779
>implying there was a single thing wrong with ME3 after the extended cut was released
>>121092779
Is that Reaction Image directed at them or us? Or both?
>>121092779
Uhh, you want us to be discussing the ME3 ending?
It's been 3 years family
>>121092779
what do you expect coming here after all this time? it's a wonder we're still alive at all after 3 years and literally no new content
So it's canon that asari skin feels like snake scales, right?
>>121100619
yes, bit softer though. texture varies like snake scales as well
>>121098153
you cannot kill what is alreadyjack best waifuded
>>121092779
>The thread itself is full of shills defending ME3.
Mass Effect 3 is just as average as the other games...
>>121100619
Snakes are pretty sexy...
>>121100619
it's canon that only femshep knows what liara's skin feels like
>>121100754
>varies
Doesn't all parts of a snake feel the same?
I'm not very experienced in snake handling
>>121102306
i've never touched a snake, but their undersides are supposed to be softer iirc
>>121102306
>I'm not very experienced in snake handling
Your mom is though. You should ask her.
>>121100619
They're not scales, though. It just looks like how human skin looks when you zoom in.
>>121103005
no, it's definitely different from human skin
>>121103449
Not scales. It looks bumpy.
>>121103706
mate
scales are bumpy
>>121103771
Not like a snake's.
>>121103449
Definitely snakelike
>>121104131
t. snake expert
>>121102306
the pointy ends of their teeth probably feel a tiny little bit different.just back from the airport, my parents are heading for Vienna right now
I've got all 3 games. I've been trying to play the first one but I'm pretty just dragging through it. Is it better in the 2nd and 3rd ones? Does the story get interesting? Last I remember I saved the blue alien chick from the collapsing cave and the krogan bad guy.
>>121115000
Keep playing you philistine
>>121103449
>I will never caress that hard-earned abdomen
>I will never tickle her body with my tongue as I work my down to pleasure her
I thought my life to be good, /meg/. Friends, coffee, video games, and occasionally women to sex. I've never considered suicide.
Not until now.
>>121115151the feeling doesn't get any better with time.
>>121115000
The first one is the clunkiest and slowest gameplay-wise, 2nd and 3rd are smoother, so it gets better in that sense.
> Does the story get interesting?
Once you get toVirmireit might.
>>121115348How do you cope?
>>121115000
don't worry you'll love the 2nd one im sure. you're mostly just shooting things and talking about your feelings.
>>121115424I spend my weekends thinking about her, perhaps crying once or twice. I manage to bottle things up during the week reasonably well
>>121115570You are not alone, I am here for you.
>>121115000
Enjoy those CTD elevators
Which character would make the best president? I'd choseTIM, tbqh.
>>121116589
obviously wrex
>>121116589
Probably, w/ Udina as VP.
>>121116589
Renegade Garrus or TIM
>>121083232
I've had unhealthy obsession with WoW throughout the years yet I've never wasted a dime on some fucking trash merchandise ..
>>121099048
Man...i wish that game was 10% of what it was supossed to be.
>>121116832
>>121116872
>tfw clandestine Guantanamo bays of scientific research facilities under TIM
Sexbots and cyborg bodies in a few years instead of decades.
>>121092779
You can always go to BSN(bioware forums), nobody holds you here m'gentlemen
>>121099048
What's going on in the third pic? Shep shooting his sunroof?
>>121100619
>snake scales, right?
more like a "ball" from american """football"""
>>121092779
>a guy saying how sorry he feels for Bioware
reading through the comments made me realize how quick time flies. it's a reflection of the way bioware/ea treat their customers as much as the way the game (didn't) end. the extended dlc (not available without an internet connection) is neither here nor there. it never would have happened if so many people hadn't traded in their games and been so pissed off that they stuck a dlc screen after the credits and a rubbish 'shepard lives' with multiplayer points - which i resent for a different reason i now have to play less of the game to avoid that stupid shit so i can let shep die.
not to mention all the lies they told and then didn't apologize for. it's inexcusable they deserve all the shit they get until the end of time and anybody who disagrees can suck a dick because they didn't play it from the beginning of the series and before the extended cut. but what can you do we have to move on.
>>121116589
Veetor
>>121117675
kek
where does all the shit go in Citadel ?
>"Nothin personel, kid"
>>121117473
cut story idea where you break in and steal the normandy
>>121118440
Recyclotorium.
ded
>>121124452
As it should be.
>>121116589
Honestly there's not a single person in all three games that would make a good president, except for maybe Shepard through power of plot speeches.
Tim and Udina might be capable but they are shown as corrupt war criminals. Even Helena Blake would've been preferable to either of them, assuming paragon resolution of her problems.
tfw I now have an actual garrus body pillow
he's so cuddly. I am true scum now /meg/
>>121124894
kill you're self
>>121124910if it helps, I didn't buy it for myself. It was a joke gift from a friend
>>121124980
kill you're friend
>>121099048
>kasumi on the normandy
so many missed opportunities
>>121124894
Kinky.I do hope you're a grill.
>>121124739
>He wouldn't vote for Hackett
>>121125248yes.
what is it about garrus the makes him so irresistible to grills?apart from the blue alien dick
>>121125428
garrus doesn't have a dick, all turian males are cuntboys
>>121125428
I think it's combination of voice, shared adventures and the chill attitude.
But that's merelyspeculationon my part as I'm neither grill or gay.
Eden Prime was a major victory. The beacon has brought us one step closer to finding the Conduit.
>>121126815
![Greensho[1]t.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N2rqjZz.jpg "Greensho[1]t.jpg")
>>121126815
And one step closer to finding the Reapers
>>121128271
>Argh! Rargh!
>>121128453
what did he mean by this?
So now that Fallout 4 is confirmed to look much worse than both The Witcher 3 and DA3 how smug do you think the MEA devs are about them frostbite grafics right now? Do you think MEA will look even better visually than DA3?
>>121128605
>Accursed human has thwarted my plans again! Pestilence upon his miserable species!
>>121125428
it's the voice definitely. guy is a wannabe badass pencil pusher in me1 he only got vamped up in 2, and if you don't romance him he's calibrating all the time. if he was human he'd be on kaidans level.aka the superior mate for those with patrician, humanity loyal tastes
>>121124589
>Weird boobs
>No hairy bush that's drenched in sweat
>Purple because filter is purple
Tali is pretty shit but at least get her right god damn it.
>>121125428
>what is it about garrus the makes him so irresistible to grills?
Racemixing. He's a fuckboy bamham wannabe.
>>121128970
>Purple because filter is purple
that shit does annoy me because it's automatically what your brain thinks. i like the idea that they're translucent and bald. definitely not this, the poor bastards are put into bubbles and suits as soon as they're born.
>>121128605
nerdrage ?
>>121124739
>Corrupt war shouldn't be president
>Implying
>>121117473
IIRC, it's supposed to be a Cerberus assassin.
>>121128915
>if he was human he'd be on kaidans level
This applies to a lot of the alien characters.
>>121131617
i invite you to name a few mi familia
>>121131617
>kaidan
Nobody can beat his whiner level shakemh 2bh family
Does anyone else feel weird about the waifu/protagonist in Fallout 4 being voiced by Jack's VA? It was almost too much for me to romance the same voice in both KOTOR and in ME2&3, not sure a third time would be healthy.
>>121132129
Thane.
>>121133525
thane was literally created as fanservice. he's barely even a character. although i liked him in the 3rd because he tells shep he'll defend the vs in the hospital glad i didn't send him down the vents afterall.
i always thought he should have been a c sec officer replacement for bailey.
>>121128743
Surely that's a ruse right? I don't know about Fallout 4 (It probably looks great but fanboys are crying because it looks "too bright and colorful" or something) but DA3 looked like shit.
I can't remember the last EA game where one could seriously say "wow those graphics blow me away"
>>121133437
>the waifu/protagonist in Fallout 4 being voiced by Jack's VA?
oh shit son i didn't know that. i might have to play it after all.
>>121133437
>protagonist
>Fallout
>voiced
it belongs in the trash.
>>121134365
It's not like the third game was a proper Fallout game even though it had a silent protagonist.
Who a qt here?
>>121135124
crystal occasionally posts here, it's become less and less frequent though
http://orig13.deviantart.net/2e1a/f/2015/305/1/0/blue_by_dashing_notes-d9f6gem.jpg
>>121133967
>I don't know about Fallout 4
It's pretty clear you don't, it looks much worse than DAI. It's true that the Sims inspired artstyle is causing some fanboys to protest but graphically it looks awful too. Especially the distant land. It's still running on gamebryo and yet it will sell much more than both DAI and the Witcher 3 did combined.
>>121135124
I am.
>>121136760
>graphics are most important to me
>>121137657
There isn't much else to Bethesda games now is there? I don't mind old graphics, I recently replayed BG1 and it was fine but there has to be something more to it y'know?
why don't we have a player in /vg/ team ???
>>121136583
>those feet
not a footfag but why showcase that low quality shit?
>>121138338
we don't have a lobby
>>121133913
Bailey is such a pointless character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE6CG-wd3Gg
Which waifu would you say this song is about?
>>121139203
He might be pointless but he's one of the characters with least cringy dialogue.
>>121140117
good voice actor too
>>121124739>tfw there's not a single candidate in real life that would make a good president either
>corrupt war criminals
The whole Cerberus in ME3 and taking over the Citadel thing? The really were war criminals by our standards, but the real enemy had no rules of engagement of their own other than the systematic annihilation or assimilation of sentient interstellar species, including their own creators. TIM and Udina where always on humanity's side and enemies of the Reapers. Sure Cerberus turned completely no-ethics Nazi scientist mode in ME3, but they succeeded in both exploiting Reaper tech AND controlling Reapers forces to the point where the Reapers felt forced to track down and destroy their experimentation camp much like they tried to do with Leviathan. Imagine if they had more support or at least, Shepard never interfered. I don't think TIM and Udina would be corrupt war criminals in real-life's situation, they'd have no reason to be, but TIM sure has balls and wit.
>>121138190
Visual style always trumps graphic quality. Its one of the things that gives a game a unique and memorable look.
>>121138815
I think it must be more about the concept than the image itself, especially when the models are of such low quality.
>>121124894
Pics
>>121139203
How about I press this button right here..
>>121138815
Would it be possible to setup a /vg/ environment in Tunngle/Hamachi or through some sort of emulation?
>>121084123
>bare feet on the gril
and isn't that the same guy from a previous bioware clothing ad?
>>121139758
Eva Core
liara?
>>121142138
no thanks
>>121142197
more for me then
>>121092779
Here, a bit better twitter convo.
>>121143163
based edinbro. Hope he's doing well.
>>121143163
SHOTS FIRED
>>121143163
I remember that.
Good times.
>>121144496
that's hideous
>>121141010
why would you even want that?
all conversations would be
>muh tali
>muh liara
>muh jack
>you are waifu are're shit
>>121144851
You are just jealous.
>>121143163
That calibration meme is really grinding my gears.
>>121143163
>le calibration meme
Way to ruin a character, Bioware
http://orig15.deviantart.net/432a/f/2014/082/1/d/japanese_crossover_by_notsodamndeviant-d7bblu7.jpg
>>121144857
Miranda is best waifu, though.
>>121147968
>ass that looks like it's stapled on
>"best waifu
top kek
ME3 DLCs on 50% discount, think i'll get Omega now
Where did AWG go?Where are our other tripfags now?
>>121149142
Omega isn't really worth it, way too much trash combat and not much in the way of story. I think it's the worst DLC for ME3.
>>121149025
>stapled on
What? Is that just waifu-war b8?
>>121149629
Getting affection from Aria is worth it, desu
>>121149262
AWG, still here but doesn't use trip anymore.
WG finishing up Skyrim.
OCD on one of his usual brief hiatuses I guess.
I think eddrf must be sailing after and seeking viking SJU
>>121149791
I didn't care much for the trash on Omega so my edgelord Sheploo and her got really well along until she wanted to choke the nice cerberus chess playing guy and I wouldn't have it. So it ended on a bad note for me.
>>121138815
>not a footfag but why showcase that low quality shit?
Bioware quality models.
>>121149262
I'm still here, just without trip.
>>121149142
But you still can only buy $10 of Bioware Points at a time, right? What a stupid system.
>>121152412
Xbox only. PC remains fucked.
>>121150226
Haven't seen Thanecancer lately
>>121150226
>sailing after and seeking viking SJU
Aren't we all?
>>121152805
FUCK
>those new swimsuits for Metal Gear Online
Holy shit, those tits, man.
>no swimsuit DLC for Mass Effect
EA hates money, I guess. Or maybe they're just too 'progressive'.
BT madeglue
>>121153667
>release a swimsuit pack
>muh EDI vagina artistic integrity people start criticizing BW again
>sjws get triggered
easier to do nothing
>>121153219
Someone's got to return her bear fur armor bikini to her.>http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/03/sara_jean_underwood_modeling_fixed-40047.gif
>>121107028
What country are you from
>>121153667
Because online games are constantly updated and ME has been dead for years?
Or your dumb conspiracy I guess.
>>121153667
>EA releases swimsuit DLC to test the grounds
>Three characters gets themIt's Grunt, Zaeed and Joker.
Alternatively the community gets to vote and Bluberry, Lesbian whatsherface and Garrus gets swimsuits because of the fanbase.
>You will never see a bikini disappear into Miranda's buttcrack
>You will never see almost all of Jack's tattoos
>You will never be able to bully Ash for her choice of swimsuit
>You'll never see EDI's perfect robot body in a sling bikini
Doctor Underwood is very upset, you've missed several appointments and haven't had a PI in several months! Now she'll have to be extra thorough to ensure proper functionality and health.
>>121154259
Yes, I clearly meant a swimsuit DLC released to day, years after release of the third game, and not soon after the release. Obviously.
>>121154259
ME3 IS an online game.
>>121154401
Yeah.
>>121154470
I wonder what an ME MMORPG would be like.
...SWTOR I guess
>>121154336
>Alternatively the community gets to vote
Or they stop being lazy pieces of shit, and they just make them for everyone.
>>121154401
*today
>>121154336
>the fanbase
The majority female fanbase?
>>121154336
>Lesbian whatsherface
a lesbian paki female with british accent
>>121154341
Will shepull her panties aside and use her wet gingey for the inspections, to ensure her patients cum numerous times and as quickly as possible, or does thoroughness mean shetakes her time with long slow phenomenal handjobs?
>>121154775
I'd still be ok with bikinis
>>121154775
The majority cancer fanbase.
>>121154714
>Or they stop being lazy pieces of shit, and they just make them for everyone.
Let's keep it slightly grounded because that's pretty far out there. Next you'll be saying they should just include all the content in the base game to begin with and that's crazytalk.
>>121154908
NO SHUT UP YOU'RE INTERNALISED MISOGYNY
Noes someone where to get 3d models from the game, I don't have the game installed so I cant export them myself
>>121155223
Look around on Deviant Art. They usually have all of them for XNALara and shit.
What are you planning on doing with them?
>>121156615
I'd like to convert some furniture from Citadel DLC to Sims 4also Tali so I can live waifu dream with her. I don't really know anything about 3d design but I wanna learn it so I'd think converting objects would be good practice.
Is Omega worth $15?
>>121157217
No Mass Effect DLC is worth $15. Certainly not this long after release.
>>121157217
pirate it
Here's a picture of one of the bikinis, for those curious.
>>>121139621
>>121158106
Gorgeous...is Para-medic in MGSV or O, can she be put into swimsuits?
>>121158106
>Shepard, wait... I can wear swimwear into battle
>Nice!
>What? Me too.
>Double nice!
>Me too.
>I don't like where this is going
>>121159224
>is Para-medic in MGSV or O
Nope. Neither is Eva or Sigint.
waifus living for 3/4 of a millennia after you die?
>>121159707
I don't get it.
>>121159908
>I'm only 106, Shepard
>>121159426
I wouldn't be too bothered about sigint. Eva's different, though.
>>121159908
a blue waifu finding someone else to love, but never forgetting you?
>>121159707
I fail to see the problem. She'll find someone else, nothing wrong with that.
>>121160370
finding someone else is good, still upsets me desu
>>121157805
ME3 DLC C A N N O T be pirated...!!
>>121160517
Youll be too dead to be upset. Just enjoy the time you have.
>>121159996
Yeah, I get that, but I don't get why he wants to kill himself like a pussy.
>>121160653
EA pls go
>>121160913
waifuism is a disease
>>121160517
Why are you the way you are? Stop being like that.
>she'll move on and find someone else ABLOO BLOO BLOO
>>121160931
It validates every time the game is launched. It's literally impossible
>>121160653
gee how did I play it 20 times then ?
>>121160653
Pirate the game, too.
>>121161736
so don't launch the game then
>>121161968
. . .
>>121161736
just pirate the whole thing(from 1 to 3) and when you want to play multiplayer you can always login into your non-pirated game
>>121161736
Download a cracked game with all the DLC and use your current save with it
>>121161831
By repeatedly playing your 100% legal copy that you bought on day 1 because you're such a loyal, dedicated fan?
>can't invite he to the party
>>121153219
>horns on helmet
not historically correct.
2/10 wouldn't bang
Omega is about thieves and criminals so it's really more fitting to pirate it...
I texted EA Customer Support about this whole thread.
You f*ckers are going DOWN
>>121162962
THANK YOU
We can all finally rest.
Having sweaty sex with youre're waifu after a hard workout?
>>121162609
>can't invite Chakwas, Adams, Daniels, and Donnelly to the party
>>121162510
200% legal fan 2bh familia
>>121162609
yea, even if you save her from cerberus in 3 you still can't invite her
>>121163402
>STEEEVE and female DA:I protagonist get friendly hang out scenes, get invited to the party without even asking them, and banter with your old friends as if they've been acquaintances since the first game
a bit stupid desu
>>121163608
Gotta have those minorities present, friend.
>>121163241
Um... What if their alien sweat is acidic and burns you...
>>121161736
Galaxy Edition worked fine, had all the DLC. Dunno what it used to fake activate them.
Maybe don't let the game connect to the interbutts if that's what you're doing?
>>121163241
Does Eva Coré sweat?
>>121163402
Sam said Chakwas had to go to hospital for some kind of emergency
>>121163929
sounds like a cheap excuse, familia
