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- Pirates have won the 7th NA Splatfest!
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Marie!
>>121078357
Will never ever win a Splatfest!
pls no more tentacle op
Cute squidboy hopes that if he goes limp and takes it without a peep his aggressor will get bored and release his death grip.
>>121078586
Cute!
I always miss the 4th shot and end up trading because of it. Every single time. The fuck are you doing hands
>spawncamping subhuman jap e-liters on Mall
I love Callie's huge, long tentacles!
I want to feel them as I hug her!
I want to see her let down her hair to show her tentacles are so long they touch the floor!
I want to do her hair for her!
I want to run my fingers on them!
I want to smell her conditioner off of them!
I want to hold them while we sleep next to each other!
I want to kiss them while I hug her from the back!
I want to delicately caress them while we make out!
I want her to wrap me up in them, nice and snug!
I want her to give me a tentacle job!
I want to watch my white cum drip down her black tentacles!
>>121080015
>Calliefags
>>121080015
All of this
>>121079961
>spawn camping on FH RM
how do I get good at aiming ?
Friendly reminder that this guy voiced both the boy and girl inklings.
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Yuki-Tsujii/
>accidentally throw splashwall onto the lower rig pathway in front of enemy spawn instead of in front of me
>jap eliter starts shooting at it anyway
>kill him while he shoots at nothing
>>121080752
Not many things have depressed me as much as this information.
How into blasters?
>>121081225
Jump at people and press ZR in their general direction.
>>121080752
I'd fuck him
>>121081220
just looked it up
the fuck
>still winning with a d/c on your team
>>121081220
I am learning so much.
>>121081220
>>121080190
what about them?
>>121081767
i almost dropped the ball when one guy snuck over to our side . _ . time to switch weapons
>>121082004
NO IT'S OKAY WE TOTALLY HAD IT
also>using emoticons in 4chin
>>121082195
>:0 don't! tell me! what to do~
>>121081220
Man I really wish they would release the Octobrush Nouveau already
>>121081967
They mix their pure and lewd with reckless abandon.
It's disgusting really.
>>121082195
better than meme biceps
WHO IS READY TO DESTROY OTHER GENERALS?
>>121083134
Like /ink/? Because you sure as hell are destroying this general with your shitposting
>>121083134
>>121083435
this
>>121083134
You bet your ass I am. No harm in a little fun now and then.
>>121083134
>>121083134
I mean we're already the best general on this board, right? Attacking other threads sounds like something a bad, insecure general would do.
>>121076287
how do you get your surfaces so perfectly smooth? there aren't even any indents or fingerprints.
>>121084082
Use your tentacles.
how does this image make you feel
>>121084434
confused
what is happening with her pelvic area
>>121084534
squid dont have bones
Anyone want to squad up? Join Link if you've already got me added, otherwise shoot me a friend request at DeeDunks.
>>121081220
>submitted by Frank Jaeger
>>121084714
im shit though
>>121084434
sad for this poor deformed woomy
>>121084835
we know
>>121084534
>>121084868
those aren't legs they'retentacles
>>121084835
Just try. I don't give a damn about rank or skill, I just want to play the game without worrying about rank. Shoot me an add.
>>121083134
Ready for the salty tears.
>>121084835
The least you could do is function as a body shield.
i want to cum on callie's tentacles
>>121085327
why is she blushing
it's cute as fuck
>>121084714
C'mon /ink/, I know it's early into the new thread but there's gotta be someone else out there looking to squad. I'm down to twin if we need too.NNID: DeeDunks, look for Link
>>121084434
please crush my testicles
>>121081220
>tfw you main the Octobrush with a woomy
reminder the deepest secret of yours marie wants to know is your PIN
Maybe it's just the rotation but Inkstrike is god tier in TC
>>121085573
i... suppose i'll give it a shot. i already have you added.
>>121085774
Man, if you're not going to properly typeset sound effects, just leave 'em.
>>121085863
Gonna make that twin squad real quick.
>>121085781
TC inkstrike is just a poor man's killer wail. now RM, that's where inkstrike really shines.
>>121085573
>>121085573
Alright, I'll join. Don't expect any high level play, though
>>121085953
And sz
>>121085851
>>121086027
only with heavy splatling, the other inkstrike weapons don't put out enough ink to take back a zone by themselves even with an inkstrike already on it.
>>121085875
what's it matter?
something you can read is better than something you can't.
>>121085573
I'll play, been a long day.
>>121085573
>full
>>121085851
>>121086057
That's pretty good taste picking such an obscure character, but still
>3d
>>121085875
There's only
1 Way
2 Say
Those 3 Words
And that's what I'll doGit Gud Scrub
>>121086442
talking to yourself can be a sign of schizophrenia, anon
>>121085953
I like that with Inkstrike you're able to use anywhere you're on the map. Sure you can do that with wail but it requires good positioning to fully take advantage of it.
Quad Squad up, look for Link. Definitely want you in here Tia, so join quick.
>>121086560
Holy fuck.
I'm a meme now.
>>121086795
>full
fuck
>>121087053
>thumbnail is a cat
>click and it loads a picture of your roll
uhh
Take a load of this faggot.
>>121087053
MOOOOOOOOT
>>121086795
i-i'm honored, aheh
>>121087320
We all know the only reason he tolerates shitters is because he's one himself, no need to call him out on it.
>that ending
>>121087346
Who?
>>121087053
What the hell is this black sorcery?
>>121087320
HE is BASED KNEEL DOWN to IAMUSORRY
>rollers get a nerf
>carbon roller still doesn't get changed to having multiple hits to splat someone
It makes no sense. Why is it fast and powerful.
Carbon should be fast but weak
Dynamos should be slow but strong
And the normal roller should be a mix of the two.
The gal should fire a little bit slower for the strength and range it has.
And I don't know what about the aerorg needs to be nerf but it has to be nerf
sex with marie sex with marie!
>>121083134
i also made this one
>>121087850
i like it
>>121087820
carbon roller got the same nerf as the other rollers anon. if you think the aeromeme needs nerfed you probably haven't played much ranked
>>121087820
Because it has to be in ass touching range to get a one hit kill. If you're getting one shot by carbons enough that you're seriously complaining about it, you are the problem, not the opponent.
>i don't like the aero but i don't know why
Literally just git gud.
>>121087850
I prefer this one but it needs some fixing
>/ink/ should be completely touching the circle or not touching it at all
>/ should either be touching the head of the squid completely or it shouldnt be touching at all
>ball and the movement lines look out of place, something should be done to fix this, maybe silhouette the ball
>>121087850
Soccer ball?
>>121088252
4chan cup is coming soon and /ink/ is on it
Who's squad am I about to join?
>>121087652
he was the department of energy guy in one of the sunken scrolls
>>121087320
you think that's a faggot? bitch please
THIS is a faggot
not even tim is this autistic with his rolls
we really shouldn't have lost that
>>121088558
no one's
>>121083134
I prefer this one over
>>121087850
>>121088641
I guess you're right,Bum_Nugglersquad is open if anybody else is also not already playing.
>>121088617
Squidboards would have a hoot with this guy.
anyone who talks shit about SORRY will have to deal with me, Penta
>>121088221
>you are the problem
Scrubroller detected
M-muh fast roller doesn't need more nerfs.
If it's not a problem then why are 90% of players on ranked using carbon roller
>>121088620
the constant suction bomb barrage squad?
>>121088969
-penta
>>121088860We need to go Carbon memeing again sometime soon.
>>121089130
right now nigga, it's literally the best stages for it
>>121089069
>90%
at least if you are going to use an asspull do it right
that number belongs to efags
Introducing... the new game mode!
>>121087320
>/ink/ unironically thinks this guy is one of the best players here
>>121088232
like this?
>>121089349
I like it.
>>121089323
no one thinks that but you are only saying it to start shit
why do you guys insist on this whole "b8" thing
>>121089349
much better
>>121089518
but /ink/ actually does think that
>>121089249Someone said I was a good carbon once. We should totes team up someday.
Octo butt
>>121089349
are my eyes just fucked or is the ball shaped funny
>>121089284
It's true though, carbon rollers fludd ranked.
>>121089249
I'm in after this match
>>121089069
>Scrubroller detected
Not even close. I have never had problems with carbons. Get good.
>90%
The fuck are you talking about? Is this some hip B- meta that doesn't matter, or are you just delusional?
>>121089249
Are you hosting? I've picked up carbon during Splatfest and fell in love
>>121089652
Why not right now? there's still two spots open.
>>121089658
there is no butt in that picture
>>121089591
According to...?
dream is fading
ggs link/jess/heisenberg
>>121089910
Well I would if I could, of course.Setting up a new computer right now.
>>121090360
Does that mean that there is a spot open?
Fuck it, I'm hosting a Private Lobby!
Carbon's and Deco's only, need at least 7 squids before it goes up.
Add DeeDunks and reply to this post if you're down to join!
>>121089959
but the butt isn't the best thing about octolings
>>121090567
ill join you im bored as hell
>>121090524
idk dude, it just kinda dissolved
CUTE SQUISHY OCTOLING BELLY
>>121090567
>>121090728
Shit, I was waiting for a spot to open
>>121090728
You were keked by bum.
>>121089069
lolwut, I see a ton more krakons than carbons
>>121090931
>kek
Excuse me 4chan, but c u c k is a very real concept around here.
>>121090728
>>121090838
>>121090728
Join my lobby then. Sorry for the abandonment Tia, that was my bad. With everyone in the lobby and you two, I think we'd only need one more person to make it happen.
It felt like I did really good that match, but my k/d was shit.
>>121091384
Nothing is coming up for me.
>>121091634
Opening it after this match.
this is the face that haunts my nightmares
squid butt
I don't feel like I'll ever know how to use this thing. Good memes, guys, but I've killed about an hour now so it's back to work for me.
>>121091384
oh, it's cool. i got busy getting my ass destroyed by teleporting rollers in solo ranked.
>>121092053
ggs
>>121092053
I love this picture thanks for posting it.
>>121091932
Alright, Carbon Meme Lobby is officially up! 3/8 so far, just myself, Walter and Rainy.
Currently have the first map set for Urchin Underpass on Tower Control to mimic the rotation, but I'd love to hear some suggestions!
Port Mackeral perhaps...
3/8 in Link's carbon roller lobby
join us brothers
>>121092053
GGs
2 spots open inBum_Nugglersquad, Carbon Roller is optional.
>>121092279
I'll play until rotation, too lazy to do anything important right now
>>121081225
piss disruptors everywhere and let your team do the killing part
Link here, didn't mean to start a battle guys, my bad lol
>1v3
link no
3/4 inheisen/bum/scarthsquad if anyone wants to join. Being whatever
>>121092629
I fucking love it, going Turf War next time so it lasts longer.
4/8 in Carbon lobby, hop in guys
>>121092868
Join us please this is actually pretty fun so far
>>121089318
>not splat tim's head
One fucking job.
>tfw you're rollscumming and you see the off brand triple you want right before it locks in on a shit roll
Rollscumming makes me more salty then any rank battle
>>121093015
deedunk I think
>>121093015
DeeDunks. I'll leav after this match to accept your request.
Holy shit guys that was great, I'm loving this 3 on 1
>>121081705
It's equivalent to someone making a video game about the Greek gods and putting a reference to the Metamorphosis in it. People are usually okay with sex in a historical context.
finally got to s+ for the first time and it feels nice
>1v4
fuck man
I will pick someone at random to join me every round until the lobby fills.
>>121093503
Grats anon. The farthest I've ever gone was S 55. Will you continue to S+99 or just stay there?
>>121082512
You and me both. I think it'll come before the end of the year judging from the rate they've been releasing weapons and by the amount of time that has lapsed since the original octobrush was released. We just need to hang on a little longer.
who let krakens be on the toweralso i played horribly, sorry guys
https://twitter.com/SplatoonNA/status/661335562452926465
loving every laugh
>bad guys about to win in overtime
>splat two of them
>jump on the tower
>it doesn't stop
>bad guys win
Rused by Frontier Net again
>>121094553
who
>>121094553
I don't know how to read twitter. Please explain.
Why isnt it all just deco
>>121094553
>Unofficial
>>121094147
I think i'm just going to stay at the nice s+ 30 and maybe start playing with everyone here
>>121094553
You don't need to inform us of every time you get into a mock Twitter spat with a Splatoon account, DKR boy.
>>121094871
so are the JP ones and the Europe ones legit or not?
did I just kek someone?
>>121095150
JP is official, NoE posts under their Nintendo of Europe account. US uses the tumblr.
>>121094853
Because deco is SHIT
>>121095243
AHHHH SHIT, FULL LOBBY
There we go boys, we've made it. Now that it's full, I'm thinking of polling for maps and modes. I think Rainmaker suits a Carbon Lobby well,. but what do you guys think?
>>121095150
Japan's is the only official one. NoA has the tumblr and NoE uses just the NoE and UK accounts.
>>121095150
splatoonjp and nintendoeurope are official
>>121092837
ggs guys
i sent fr's to two of you, but if your lists are already full i won't be offended if you have to decline.
>>121095345
jinxed it lol
where'd you go shabu
>>121095345
>full
7/8 join quick
>Mfw Euro get's the cool splatfest.
>Mfw I missed Na splatfest anyways.
Well I was rooting for pirate at lest.
>>121095243
who cares
>>121095472
ggs bum squad
>>121095338
I can leave if you want your spot back
>>121095780
It's cool, I just joined
>d/c
>>121095494
net is fucked
wanna join but already full...
2/4Bum_Nugglersquad
>>121095771
I like this image way more than I want to.
Fucking lol whoever ran into our base and just fell off the side
uh, did i take someone's spot?
we need one more player for SQUAD
>>121097220
lol, don't worry about it
Did you guys fill up?
...you guys are coming back right
>>121097375
no, the others started leaving so i did too
>comm error
I may have got to hype with the seekers
>>121097440
m-maybe best to start another squad then
Sorry
>>121097560
it's cool
>>121097380
internet is shitty now
don't know why!!
can't go to the lobby
As I hit Post to comment about how we'll never get a 4th, one shows up. Then as soon as I abort the post he grabs one of our mates and they both disappear.
I guess we're doomed to wait in the lobby forever.
>>121097737
can't even play squidjump while waiting for more squadmates, this is true hell
>>121097737
out of the people i saw, i only have scarth added. i can send requests to the others if that would make things easier?
I'm out.
>four kills
>>121097951
w-well uh, i sent out fr's... like i said in earlier post, i won't be upset if you decline.
>DC
>>121097951
Send a request toBum_Nugglerand I'll hop out to add you.
>>121098349
i sent one after squadding earlier, but i see you just accepted it c:
place your bets
>>121098541
quick super jump
>>121098541
what is defence up
>>121098541
Def up
>>121098541
recon
>>121098541
Perfect trips.
hey bumsquad, if we're waiting on a fourth, is it cool if my bf joins in?
>>121098950
>bf
>>121098597
>>121098632
>>121098660
>>121098685
>>121098745
:~)
>>121098541
Bomb range up after you finish scumming it
>>121098950
L O N D O N
>connection to the host has been lost
fuck we were winning!
wait what
RIP link lobby ;_;7
framerate was about to get so bad it disconnected me
ggs either way link squad
>room exploded
GGs Carbons
GG's to those who are leaving, but I put the lobby back up for anyone that wants to keep going, or engage in some of the earlier 1 v 3 shenanigans.
2/8 with Rainy, doesn't need to stay pure Carbon though.
>>121099125
:^)
>>121099125
>>121099151
...you know 20-25% of /ink/ are woomies, right?
>>121098950
As long as we have 4 players I don't care who joins.
>>121099646
So there's a 75% that anon is just gay?
>>121099646
>people still believe that poll
>>121098950
pls be in london
>>121099646
>implications
>>121099646
L O D N O N
>>121098950
M I I V E R S E
>>121098950
I N K O P O L I S
>>121101284
>>121101341
>>121101442
>samefagging this hard
>>121101442T E N N E S S E E
So any open lobbies??or should I make one?
>>121101504
:^)
How do you guys spend your snails?
Just hit 20, and I've just been maxing out slots on gear that I like, but how do I start going about going full tryhard and rerolling them into abilities? I know the brands influence the chances of certain abilities popping out, but how do you guys personally choose what abilities you want and what gear to use it on?
>>121101504
:^)
>>121101738
5/8 in Link lobby, could use another.
Meant to make this one a 1 vs 4, will do it on the next match.
>>121101845
git gud
