Haurchefant Edition
>Summary from the latest Live Letter:
http://pastebin.com/x3petsBx
>Current Event - Summer DLC Campaign (June 14—27)
http://www.ffxivredeem.com/
>Patch Notes:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/197e9c8b2f04efdecffe26bebe43b40551d1e3e8
>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
http://pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL
Previously on /xivg/
>>145961492
Kirito Tia bp
I'M GAY
THE XIV EBIN POWER RANKINGS v0.9a
NOTES: God tier is for infamous, drama-inciting ebins, high is for prolific and recognizable posters, mid is for your average ebin, low is for retired ebins or lurkers.
>GOD TIER
Proci
Abe
Putt
Chemo
>HIGH TIER
Mado
Ada
Shirou
Awena
Stratos
Ftelor
Spiderc@/Bnhaka
Rock Lizard
Shyvana
Guffy
Naka
Shana
Eggyhyur/My/Meria
Godspeed
Red
Paks
Sandc@
Noriko
CG
Zani/Sertur
Pashua
Shrek
Rylai
>MID TIER
Harpuia
Brahms
Kiki
Briah
Kumfi
Anzu
Neko
Moni
Akryn
Egyptc@
Faerie Roe
Seto
Swabs/El Suavador
Sue/Frenchc@
Read
Rheia/BGC@
Vic
Elk
Yysara/Mateusc@
Renko/Mateus Ra
Sugi
Bad Manners
Mumu
Iri
Sayora
Koata
Rou
Mute
Lewdlander
Tincan
Handlebars
>LOW TIER
Downyc@
Pippy
Nashu
JP
Talia
Bis Koi
Asuna
Sunn
Black Steve/Wes Jones
Antivia
Ninii
Fwhalon
Ruki
Tofu
Dame
Spiral Mountain
Liora
Hark
Meracle
Algy
Momo
Naandae
Sera
Banda
Valsi
Ippiki/Berke
Vjera
>SHIT TIER
Selzh
>PEDO TIER
Aether/Riri
Jaiba
Ika
I need an au ra gf
RIGHT NOW
It is still active. Gotta defecate shitloads after holding it in an entire week.
>hear indistinct, high-pitched cries while idling alt-tabbed in idleshire
>tab back in
>look for the source of the cries
>a group of fucking lalafells
Is proci's static dead yet? My WAR quit the game and I hear stratos is good.
>>145990489
>still not on this list
i guess i just don't shitpost hard enough
midlanders...
>>145990532
do you likemoonies...
>tfw cucked
nth for highlanders
Seto bp
>>145990489
Where is Kirito Tia?
>>145990489
>Still no Megu
v0.9b when
1st for rope!
>>145990794
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xth for
how the fuck do I get into raiding at this point in time
just stare at PF until I spot groups for savage/extremes?
>>145990839
now hang yourself
xth for memories
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>>145990879
Don't expect opportunities to just pop up out of the blue. You have to actively seek them out. Ask friends if they know people who might be recruiting. Make a PF. Do stuff.
>>145990879
those are some extreme colours to be honest
>>145990913
Who this
>>145990879
ask anonymously
>>145990839
cutest lizard in the general
god bless you
>>145991057
extreme colours?
Hey guys, Kirito Tia here. How do I join Rare Ex?
nth for mooncats
>tfw gray MCH lizard isn't posting
You will never know how my thirst feels.
:3
>>145991037
You're asking a shitposting attention whore with a princess syndrome to actively take initiative.
>>145991298
Alright guys it appears to be slut hour, let's see your best moonies.
>>145991314
I don't know who they are, nor do I give a fuck. I'm just offering advice from one person to another about getting into end-game.
Now, unless you've ALSO got something to contribute in regards to entering end-game, fuck right off.
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correct
xth for sneering
HEHEHE POST BRAHMS!
STEALING BRAHMS!
MY E-RELATIONSHIP!
Any cute girls beside me play this game? :3
>Patch 2.1 — Just Get the Fuck out of Waking Sands
My feelings on this main story chain
>>145991298
>>145991312
which lizard is that
Lonely miqote looking for friends...
PS T
>>145991614
Cute valkyrie, you tried a blonde hair color?
>>145991776
God the shitstorm from that was absurd
>>145991298
Amaljaa helping moonie!
moonies are the best
>>145991776
>>145991926
>God the shitstorm from that was absurd
huh?
any tank or healer for expert roulette on balmung
>>145991840
I don't have a pic on hand but the one with short hair, gray skin, light blue-ish eyes, goggles, they posted a screen recently, they post screens from inn room
idk how they do it but their screens are always really nice
>>145992006
Sure, name?
>>145992006
Grats on 60! I would help but I'm running errands and doing chores ;^;
i should be able to reliably clear the stone sea sky for A8S as a 229 BLM with a 230 weapon, right?
>>145992190
Kiki Morgenstern
>>145992171
OH
Is that this one?
I'm in love too
>>145991413
not all cats are sluts...
pic relatedaka me
>>145990742
Highlanders
>>145991995
One girl posted her after someone in /owg/ asked if anyone is working on a cosplay. The picture got posted for the next 10 threads with the usual 'Traceranon is for __________' shit
>>145991079
shirou elezen
I'm a lizard in a blizzard.
:3
>>145992458
marry me
>>145992458
shirou i wub u PLEASE respond
>>145992482
You're becoming overbearing :^)
>>145992482
that's seriously the ugliest fucking au ra I've ever seen
like is this some ironic meta shit I'm not getting or what
>>145992458
Do you like feet.
>>145992570
>>145992583
You guys are mean.
;_;
>>145990491 REPOSTAN
Do we have a definitive glamour site?
There was some xivbubblegum thing but it's gone now
wink
Post yfw shitters complain that the infinidungeon is too hardespecially the ones in this thread that will brag about getting carried once they finally get it done a patch or two later
>>145992583
rock squizard is cute
>>145992838
dddd
>>145992529
already married ingame sorry bucko
>>145992541
sup
>>145992709
absolutely not!
>just used a 48hr free bot trial to level botany 1-50
kek
>>145992482
>>145992713
Look at this squid wannabe
>>145992925
shirou called me bucko *swoon*
>>145992925
Are you sure. I have the softest feet you can imagine.
>>145990489
>I don't post here anymore, so I'm far beyond low tier.
That's fine. Guess I'm Incognito tier.
>>145990489
>on the other list but not on this list
no longer an ebin, free to do as I please
>>145993161
there is only 1 list you should be on and that'sf-list hmu bby
>>145993309
I don't have one sorry
>>145992925
shiruuuuuuuuuuuuuu save me from dying in pvp again i miSs you
>>145993441
fix that
>>145992336
Yeah this one... They posted with recent date so I assume they resubbed
I need this tummy
>>145993015
cute!
>>145993061
the title of softest feet belongs to my (not so) deceased chocolate mistress, so that's wrong!
>>145993447
i'm in a 24 atm, shitposting between ice spawns
I'm a lizard clad in steel.
:3
>>145992895
toastyc@s
>tfw replaced...
>>145993710
Do you want to test my feet and compare them.
>>145993710
my q wont pop i miss u shiruuuuuuuuuuuu
hhhehehe
:3
>>145993710
shirou pls
>>145993787
I wanna pet that left cat.
Do Au'ra look stupid in motion?
I racechange often and they're the last one I haven't tried. It's this or back to Lalafel.
>You can see Alexander's eyes glow from idylshire
woah
Post lines that relate to /xivg/, working on something special~~oooOoOOOoooh~ but yeah, movie trailer stuff like "In a world where Ebins run rampant and Moonies just don't know when to stop(several duper funny memes later), welcome to... X...I...V...G!"
>>145994147
Nah, they are fi-
>au'ra
kys
Full time crafters represent!
>>145993934
not particularly
>>145994023
who even are you?
>>145994086
am i doing something wrong
Is there any point to these elemental and attribute potions? They seem to last so short that it feels like they're just taking up my inventory space
>>145994264
You aren't funny bnhaka
>>145994446
They are just taking up space. Chuck them.
>>145994147
>red
Balmung?
>>145994417
I feel poor
>>145994446
Throw that shit out
>>145994264
i think itd sound better if you said "in a thread" opposed to "in world". little stuff like that makes it go together nicer
>>145993846
who
>>145994379
My bad, I thought they had the apostrophe for some reason.
>>145994516
No. Not for fucking.
>>145994264
moonies are god's gift to the world, go away
>>145994425
Too bad. You don't have a choice in this matter.
Get on your knees.
>>145994425
shiruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooou ur so cute
>>145994446
Elemental + status + damage type resistances are leftovers from 1.0 that no longer really have any relevancy/usefulness for the most part. Attribute points you get from leveling up to increase your base stats, which you should spend towards your job's primary stat. For LNC/DRG it'd be STR in your case.
>>145994264
Forgot to mention I'm making a vocaroo, didn't know if that much was obvious or not
>>145994147
They won't feel as natural as something like cats, but they're not really flawed in any way.
LF roe gf who will let me suck her toes
t. hanks
NO BULLYING BELOW THIS LINE
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>>145994892
fuk u gay
>>145994892
shut up RETARD
>>145994892
Kill yourself, genetic waste.
Awena...
>>145992401
>>145991614
Great, more highlanders. But we clearly need more
>>145994950
>>145994958
>>145994962
thanks for the (You)s idiots
REMEMBER, SUNCATS ARE FOR CUTE NOT LEWD!
>>145994510
>>145994565
>>145994824
Thanks guys. I forgot that 1.0 existed. I'm assuming the max potion level is 60? So I'm safe for throwing all of them out until then right?Sorry I'm asking so many questions I just don't want to shoot myself in the foot later.
>>145994864
Thanks.
Who's the purest moonie here?
>>145995093
>until
They are garbage at 60 as well!You're on Sargatanas still? I'd like to emote at you some time.
>>145994446
>>145995093
The only potions that will be worth it are the STR/DEX/etc ones later on. They last so little but they do actually help out. Others like elements and stuff are worthless.
Also there is no real way to shoot yourself in the foot. A lot in this game is easily recovered.
>>145995093
There was a time where poison potions had a niche use but generally speaking yeah you can safely sell those status-effect potions to NPC for marginal gil.
>>145995337
Miku Catsune
>>145994594
I don't want to say...
>>145995337
Fuck that, who is the lewdest?
c@s
>Tfw no one to take care of you or hang out with when you feel sick
>>145995337
Aika Tsunderie
>>145995436
Aika Tsunderie
>>145995404If you meant the impurest, sure.
where's bgc@
This thread needs more boobwindows
>>145995012
What...
whens youtube and selfie
>>145995408
Give us a hint....
>>145995556
i want this cat to fuck me senseless
>>145994704
woah, i like that
>>145994708
thanks but i disagree
>>145995539
right here
>>145995046
Futa?
>>145995495
Futa?
>>145995556
Futa?
>>145995682
Futa?
Post personal rooms.
>>145995750
Post some ERP logs
I need inspiration
>>145995594
Why should I...
>>145991776
> Any cute girls beside me play this game? :3
> Any cute girls beside me
> girls beside me
> me
> Has a dick.
>>145995858
Is this inspiring, anon-kun~?
>>145995498
>tfw last I got sick I watched polar bear cafe with my girlfriend. She wouldn't let me cover myself but she let me rest my head on her lap and sucked me up before I took a nap
>>145995340
Please come find me I need interaction
>>145995374
>>145995379
Thanks for the info <3This place isn't as bad as people make it out to be.
>>145993769
>>145995957
>sucked me up
>>145995556
This... this is hot.
>>145995858
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>>145995796
Give me 300k and I'll make one.
>>145995046
>>145995923
Maybe you really weren't replaced... and it's all just one big misunderstanding...
But you won't know if they don't know how you feel...
>>145995932
holy shit thats lewd, please post more
>>145995574
Nevermind...
>>145995750
Not at all
>>145995682
Good nigga.
Is Kirito Tia futa?
>>145995927
Dank meme, friend :^)
>>145995796
Sorry, I don't have a personal room, only a personal house.
ON
BALMUNG
>>145996107
Okay, let's see... how's this one? Enjoy~
>>145996079
Futa?
>>145996179
Futa?
>>145995932
nice
>>145996092
I doubt it... Why don't you guess...
>>145996234
Kirito Tia is only futa on Wednesdays
>>145996316
calm down colin
>>145996316
ippiki no
>>145995682
bgc@.....................
*opens jacket to reveal concealed ebins aligned on the interior*
interested?
What have you accomplished recently?
>>145996551
Megumi Megu
Androna Subrik
Seto To
>>145996565
fucked your mom
>>145996551
give me the rarest, cutest,slutiestmoonc@ abe you have
>>145996551
what rare moonies do you have?
post rare lalas!
>tfw reddit gave me a free maid outfit code, important Fanfest info and a guide to beating Nidhogg EX
>all /xivg/ gives me is a list of ebins and what grown man is in a relationship this week
>>145996565
decimated the rock lizard
>>145996565
I managed to get to the East Shroud, talk to the divorce NPC and almost divorce my ex. I'll be able to do it soon!
>>145996565
I wished my dad a happy father's day and he basically told me that I'm a disappointment and a failure.
>>145996696
>>145996113
Tell me... Wtf...
>>145996696
>>145996551
what are you buyin? what are you sellin?
>>145996565
got level 80 in overwatch
>>145996787
this isnt rare, ive seen this a couple times
>>145996824
>got level 80 in overwatch
hooley dooley
>>145996787
Nofap status: failed.
>>145996565
MOTHERFUCKING PROGRESS.
>lalafell
insufferable douchebags, biggest offender for racial circle jerking, sometimes pedos
>roe
Le epic troll, wheres muh race at, or actual fags
>elezen
annoying, 99% of the time ugly as sin
>miqo'te/au ra
fat ERP'ing neckbeards, may have potential mental illnesses
>hyur
a mix of all of the above
>>145995556
Like this?
>>145996938
pits
>>145996906
ya really stepped in it mate
>>145995796
tuproc shakur, all will revere
>>145997076
but when telor's not around, the cucking appears
>>145995980
It depends. I come for the autism, stay for the shitflinging and highschool drama.Actual help or being able to help is a bonus.Muh friendly facade :^)
>>145997009
There's nothing to see..
>>145996179
lmfao
>>145996490
yes hello it's me, bgcat
>>145996696
have a rare shirou inhabiting bgcat's body
>female player messes up repeatedly
>"its fine, don't worry about it!" - beta males
>male player messes up repeatedly
>"stop wasting my fucking time" - beta males
No entry.
:3
>>145997168
>>145996551
>tfw all I have is a common
Where do I get a starter set of rares?
THIRSTY GROWN MEN
ACTING GAY AGAIN
THEY CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND
OH WHEN WILL IT END
THEY'VE NEVER SUCKED DICKS
THEY GO ONLINE TO GET THEIR FIX
THEY PRETEND TO BE GAY
SO THEIR ERP IS OKAY
ONLINE THEY'RE A FEMCAT
IRL THEY ARE FAT
STAB EACHOTHER IN THE BACK
BECAUSE THEY HAVE A BALLSACK
TREAT THE GAME AS A DATING SITE
ALL THOSE "brownc@s" ARE WHITE
IT WILL END WHEN
FOR THESE THIRSTY GROWN MEN
>>145996565
I finally ERPed with Shyv... it was so nice....
>>145997168
tummy pls
poopnose moonies
I've been playing BRD on and off for a year
I only just found out that Foe Requiem lowers your own damage.
please give me your worse insults.
>>145996812
No...
>>145996696
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>>145997214
>I've fallen into the first camp because of my name
makes me laugh every time.
>>145997271
> Walks past scale-face and gags; "I didn't want to enter anyway".
>>145996565
chaining "you obtain nothing" like a pro
>>145997416
i've been talking to megu for ages now
stop lying ...
Hi, could someone give me glamour suggestions for machinist? I don't really have any good-looking gear for it
>>145997483
it doesn't
>>145997550
who's the catcher?
>>145996930
I'd say it's more like 80%but I'm part of that 80.
>>145997483
No it doesn't. Only Mage's and Army's do.
>>145997450
So DEMANDING.
>>145997301
Cheers luv!
>>145997483
foes doesn't lower your own damage outside of the 1.5 seconds you spend casting it you dummy
freckled moonies
>>145997353
>IT WILL END WHEN
>FOR THESE THIRSTY GROWN MEN
It was good up until that.
>>145997605
Best mch glamour.
:3
>>145997502
Why not...
>female player messes up repeatedly
>"its fine m'lady, don't worry about it!" - beta males
>male player messes up repeatedly
>"you better give me extra cum when i suck you off after the raid~" - beta males
>>145997651
butt pls
>>145997771
woaaah thereI wanna be the 2nd one
>>145997651
Yep, confirmed it. I'm in love with you.
moonies with moles
>>145997771
I too miss the meme teme stremes
>>145997829
Nope~
>>145997947
Um... You really shouldn't!
need a healer for fist of the father normal, aether
How much should I expect to pay for a full set of ironworks gathering gear on Balmung? Should I buy it off the mb or try to get it crafted myself?
>>145998036
legs pls
>>145998079
why the fuck would you ever consider buying it on the mb if you can craft it yourself
>>145997968
>>145997929
>>145995556
>>145998169
blue moonies
>>145998138
You demand a lot...
>>145998150
I meant try to get it crafted by someone else after going around gathering the mats.
I'm just scared that they'd fuck up and I'd be left with NQ shit
#catboysruineverything
>>145998150
This. You can legit make that stuff yourself for almost pennies.
>>145998175
>using the grandma hair
>>145998036
Too late. I'm crushing on you like Dalamud crushed into Eorzea.
>>145995556
>late
Love this new moonies meme, please keep it up.
>>145997650
>sadelf 2.0!
>>145997156
You're fine in my bookfor now.