Simple rockets is shit edition
>Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, Simple Rockets should be considered still in early access state. The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (sandbox mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective. There are still major bugs and physics glitches that shouldn't exist on a finished game.
>Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still real and frequent problems, as with every product still in beta. Ask in the thread for details.
>What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are being included in the stock game while the game itself has received no major updates in the past few years. The most recent update was supposedly going to bring a complete overhaul of the GUI, add symmetry modes, have a refined physics/heating/aero model and generally perform better. While achieving some of these goals, the game is now more boring than ever, with many users being unable to use the game at all. An external team with heavily questionable experience (Bethesda) is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U, with a release deadline that seems to keep slipping.
>Should I buy the game?
Simple Rockets is very enjoyable at first, then it usually needs to be modded to retain some sort of longevity, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game. You will be very familiar with the word "Simple rockets isn't responding". The Developers, Jundroo, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial developing tactics. The general consensus at /srg/ is that you should not purchase the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Jundroo does not deserve your money.
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF4GnrSmjp4
>Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfKHdJchAyw
>FAQ
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/comments/3upeuy/faq_for_all_newcomers/
>Game site
http://jundroo.com/app/simplerockets/
>SR mods
https://www.reddit.com/r/srmod
>Party-approved rendezvous and docking tutorials
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/wiki/rendezvous_with_another_celestial_body
>Some useful calculators
http://sr.5of0.com/
>Official forum
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/wiki/controls
>Official SR fan fiction
https://www.reddit.com/r/simplerockets/wiki/smasa_aerospace
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, OpenTTD, Take On Mars, Project CARS, ULA posting, Aurora, TRUMP 2016, abu ali al-scatterer-khan, and planes are also welcome ITT. Turning the thread to shit and ruining the thread's comfiness is not.
I wish I knew how to interpolate.
>http://www.pcgamer.com/kerbal-space-program-devs-hope-to-add-budgets-reputation-in-2014
In 2013, Maxmaps took the wheel, pretending to be a marketer / CM / dev to the fanbase, when in reality he was placed in charge of making sure the final product did not scale beyond the $5mil of our money Adrian and Ezequiel were actually allowing to be spent on the development of KSP.
So, with the cancelling of resources and DLCgate, we saw the future drastically narrow down to a point. This shift was embodied by Maxmaps' continually repeated statement that "sandbox is scope complete" -- we must deconstruct this statement to fully understand the multifaceted meanings. This will take time.
What is important is that in this moment a paradigm was created. A paradigm that suggested "sandbox" was a complete iteration of the game and therefore a major milestone. When in fact it was an arbitrary and artificial line in the sand designed to limit expenditure so that the majority of the invested money could be fraudulently embezzled.
By "moving on" to career mode, they created a false equivalency suggesting career and sandbox were two facets of an overall thing. When they failed to deliver career in a timely manner, science mode was added. Another one of Max's failed promises leading to a compromised feature in the game.
After resourcegate and the declaration that Sandbox was "scope complete," we saw all development begin to pace itself based on business deals rather than development capacity. Every update after this took 6 months, and failures to move the NASA deal along quickly enough led to completely mutilating .23 through .24, which would have been fantastic updates chock full of content if half the content didn’t need to be removed to satisfy an NDA.
And then of course, begins the true Max regime of .25 on.
Ending the false paradigm means returning to the mindset of 2013, reopening Sandbox’s scope, and, if the fanbase cares enough, scrapping and redoing career.
>>145522458
Go back to /kspg/ faggot
>>145522458
Take your meds
>>145522458
And what does this have to do with simple rockets?
>>145522458
MANmaps ruins everything.
Haven't you done enough damage for one day?
Maxmaps Adds Fun
>>145522458
whoops, wrong general. I don't even play simplerockets lel.
ANTI TRUMP IS CODE FOR ANTI WHITE
meme
Don't let the thread die friends
I'm going to bread
>>145525801
goodnight
You can't speedrun early access games.
>>145525801
*speedfriends
what game do you speedrun?
>>145526735
I don't speedrun games, but ksp spedrun (speedran?) my boredom.
Hello, /srg/ is already taken, please choose an alternate acroynm.
Thank you, and medievil
Whaddup serg?
>>145527071
sorry, i forgot to see if srg was taken before i made the thread
i'm sure you'll understand
reminder to ALWAYS ALWAYS use INGAME TIME
*pause buffers every zip*
*posts irrelevant Sonic video*
*World Record doesn't exist, if I don't have it*
>>145527238
I don't??
>>145527710
basically I fucked up like the retard i am :(
mfw serg
Well this is a fine howdoyoudo.
>>145521698
>that trailer
holy fuck the cringe
Exalt, /ssg/!
>>145529251
This.
>>145529251
>>145529302
>this was the scheme the whole time
Hi Maxmaps.
The history here is that Maxmaps has posted here while tripping making fun of us for creating /ssg/ while resourcegate was exploding.
By abandoning the thread during its most dire time of need, we effectively self-moderated our way out of relevance right when /kspg/ was poised to take Squad by storm and recover our resources.
/ssg/ will be shilled hard now. Buckle up.
>>145530627
MAN. I hoped you would go down with the kspg.
>>145531063
>ship design that plebian
ded
>>145521684
I was confused until I realized that the OP is copied almost word for word from ksp
why are they so absolutely butthurt about the game they all play anyway
>>145533707
the winning move when playing ksp is to not playbut that would imply that it even manages to launch
what happened to the other thread with anime clock girl :\
who comfy here
>>145534389
it would be extremely comfy
Bumpu
rate my landing
Any medievil rockets ?
ded
what creature theme should i build in spore, keep it as memetic as possible
oh fuck I thought we were actually dead for a minute there.
>>145541681
why does he have cum in his nose
Do you think that there is a purpose to human life /kspg/?
>>145542503
yes
it is to die
>>145542503
to shitpost
>>145542589
for the ashes of your ancestors, and the temples of your gods
fw NASA wasn't the GDQ killer
Good night, /ssg/. Maybe you will feel better tomorrow.
Where do we go when we die /kspg/?
>>145545559
meme heaven
>>145545559
meme hell
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
so next time
let's name the bread /sirg/ or something
because clearly /srg/ attracts people from the actual worst general on the site
>>145553419
medievil
>>145553419
idea: let's make new breads for other generals when they hit 750, and include /kspg/ in their title so they get autosaged and flip the fuck out.
We need to give the mod a reason to want to turn off the autosage filter. The only way to negatively reinforce that is by making him worry we are causing more trouble than we are worth.
If we lull him into a sense of complacency, he will never have a reason to remove the filter.
>>145460743
>>145460743
>>145460743
Is the OP of this thread here? I think we'd all like to have a few words with you.You caused this. Making a new thread then was completely unnecessary and brought down the hammer.
>>145554949
kys
>>145554358
Good idea!
>>145555328
All your fault.
Thanks, Kerbalisfun.There is blood on your hands.
>>145556337
I didn't make the thread.
kys
>>145556774
So who are you, Suicide advocate?Why are you here?
No response. I wonder why that could be.
Surrender, Maxmaps, your end is here.
Hey Angry Anon, we're all waiting.
Why do you advocate suicide, joke about mental illness, and spend 3 years sitting on a thread?
Why?
>>145561161
ok MAN
*cuts dick off*
I'm so far ahead of everyone!
*birdlaughs high above it all*
>>145562581
You can run but you can't hide, Maxmaps.
real rockets boys
A a
So I got drunk and purchased a trackIR 5 head tracker last night.
>>145567709
>he bought trackir instead of going the DIY route
>>145568067
Meh, I would rather get something that I know works than a hacked together solution.
I was also drunk. If I had the money I'm sure I would've got a HTC Vive instead.
>>145568292
tbf as someone with hacked together diy trackir it works just as well as trackir
But time is most certainly money and my free time is a lot more valuable to me now so I dunno if I'd do it again
>It's not /kspg/
Thanks, schizo.
we lettin it die?
>>145573659
yeh
>>145573730
why?
>>145573802
A schizo ruined everything
>>145573901
ok MAN
>>145573986
Yeah, that one.
>>145573986
Yes, MAN ruined everything.
>>145574571
Chillout Max, it's time to admit that you've been beat. We all see what you're trying to do.
>Being delusional
Not even a (You)
ded
>>145577916
>Bumping this shit thread
Face it, it's dead.
>>145578108
"no"
Saged lol. Embrace the Paradigm
>>145581241
t. Max
MAN adds nothing.
Hullo. Are things looking better here yet?
>>145583097
Hi Yuri, welcome back.
Looks like the thread is still autosaging if the OP contains kspg so we have to be sirg or something for a bit.
>>145584854
Hullo friend. Hopefully things will get back to normal soon.
>>145551487
>replying to 1 year and 240 day old posts
So let me get this straight
So a mod posted in that other thread for us to stop discussing stupid community drama and to instead talk about the game.
And the stupid community drama that was primarily deleted in that thread was MAN's schizoautism
So that means that it is very likely that MAN is the reason behind all of this
>>145586518
No no no, you misunderstand
You see, the spamming was actually done by Angry Anon, who is the mod, and is deleted by Max, who is also the mod and/or Angry Anon, and he/they are doing this so they can spread the False Pentameter
That's why MAN has to spam things, so that the True Paradigm may win out and /kspg/ will die
>>145583097
They would be a lot better if you would stop avatarfagging.
You don't have to go away, but this is detrimental. Even just posting without images would help.
>>145587067
Go away Angry Maxnon, or I'll start throwing more pebbles that'll lead to the avalanche of the False Parliament, completely destroying the company you don't work for anymore and making them give up the eleventeen quintillion dollary-doos they directly stole from you
Rolling for how many minutes I pretend to be biking
>>145588273
Boy, that was a good biking
I just love being outside, I definitely wouldn't be the type to sit at home having internet arguments all day
Especially considering the 15 black women and an Indian girl I fucked while I was out there in an alley behind Subway, boy do I love doing that kind of thing
>>145588671
You are going to die, Max
I am personally going to say that you're going to be stabbed in the streets once the billies find out about the nothing you added and the 976 septillion rubles you embalmed
Cute!
>>145589335
rake your flower beds
>>145589712
But where's the monastery, Spock?
>>145589997kek
Getting a haircut kspg
>>145590201
It's all going to come crashing down, Irritated Incognito
>>145590337
>kspg
what's that?
>have been ignoring the thread all day
prepare to get ignored for a bunch more hours, too!
JUNE 16 IS TOMORROW
>>145591146
>June 16 is tomorrow.
I'm so excited for absolutely nothing to happen! Woohoo!
>>145591543
What do you mean? It's when he gets out of middle school.
>>145591146
Fuck off rat intercourser
Go whine to the moderation Discord chat again
where is /kspg/ ? who are you filthy usupers ?
>>145591857
/kspg/ is dead. long live /kspg/
>>145591716
this picture is like sex:i don't get it
>>145592238
Just like you're not going to get that HTML label, Adam
>>145592486
>>145592907
I still don't get it or know who these people are.
>>145593001
They're the people who stole the 56 undecillion Lybian pounds from us and committed wax eversion so they could fo-shizzle it all on a Fake Paragoomba
>>145594427
The unelected bureaucrats in the European commission?
>>145521684
>/srg/
>>145521684
Do you guys actually talk about simple rockets or do you just shitpost?
>>145537513
>that wing flex
>haircut grill kept touching my face with her entire hand
Reeee
>>145537513
>usaf
autism/10
muh dikkkk
>no furry room on flockmod
how disappointing.
>>145600278
theres an mlp room isnt thereare we in the flockmod right now
Im going to play kerbal space program and there's nothing you can do to stop me
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO SCHIZO'S SON, SON
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
I AIN'T NO SHITPOSTING ONE, NAW
>>145600506
Its still loading btw
>>145600996
My game just crashed>>145600000
reminder that optimistic sounds like autistic for a reason
>>>/tv/70866951
yuri spreads
soon all boards will be a /u/ colony
>>145601559
ebin
https://vimeo.com/170142197
>>145602016
>Iowa will never spread
I'm glad.
>>145602058
and it crashed again
and again
>literally can't launch things without the game crashing anymore
>it crashes for seemingly no reason (not out of ram or anything)
ugh
C O M F Y
Alrighty /srg/ post your speed charts!
>>145603194
>>145603373
what does this have to do with simple rockets?
>>145603419
you cant stop my comfy angry anon
>>145603451
What does simple rockets have to do with /srg/ (Speed Running General)?
>>145604043
/srg/ Simple Rockets General
>having autism
>>145604043
>Speed running
Literally what? ;^)
>kerbalspaceport.com redirects to a malware site because squad was too cheap to retain the domain
wew lad
>>145606282
kekaroo
Ahhh... Nothing beats being "educated" about homophobia by communists and learning how getting "misgendered" is on par with being beaten to death and kicked out of your parents...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lkr01bWJnM4
>>145610261
>"educated" about homophobia by communists
Not sure why this one is supposed to be ironic. Lenin repealed anti-homosexuality laws.
Then Stalin put them right back up again because "being a faggot" is a good excuse to jail people you don't like. Fucking Stalin.
>getting "misgendered"
Oh, it's these """communists""" who know even less about communism than the average right-wing "The USSR didn't just WANT to achieve communism, they actually did it and it was shit!" shock jock.not even a commie, communism is unachievable, i just like history.
>commies
>>145610714
my boyfriend did the "it's time tostop posting" maymay after he found out about that.That was a few hours ago. Now he is asleep and I'm chugging down the beers while listening to far right punk
>>145611081
burd is that you
have a webm :^)ksp a shit
everyone just wants to fuck
but all i want to do is wank
Would a Europe under Uncle Adolf be better than the Europe under Comrade Merkel?
*curls toes*
everyone just wants to fuck
but all i want to do is have an iowa daki
>>145611981
Depends on how white/jewish you are.
everyone just wants to fuck
but all i want to do is fuck animals
>>145612365
Jews still have to leave Europe, though, thanks to the "new Germans"
i finished a run
rockets are fucking gay
>>145612507
exactly
>>145612531
kys nigger
is this the saints row general
>>145612690
Yes, that too
> It was sold in refrigerated cabinets and marketed as a healthy alternative to soft drinks, although it contains only 5% juice: its main ingredients are water and corn syrup.
>water and corn syrup
Why is this making me laugh so hard
>>145612690
Spore Remembrance General
I'll start playing it in about an hour, I have to eat
why are we srg now?
>>145613219
Janny had another meltdown.
>>145612654
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145613118
Stream
>>145613219
We've always been SimpleRockets General, discussing the hit corporate 2D spaceflight game with regular videos from England Womanley showing off cool Kosmoplaying.
>>145611981
I think you'll find that everything is going according to plan.Brexit
>>145613118
poast ur planet
>>145613219
bullies evicted us
>>145612989
>water and corn syrup
>healthy alternative
This can only happen in America.
>>145613449
streaming is gay
>>145613219
>>145613480
who is we?
>>145613394
>>145613516
explain ree
>Would consider streaming
>1mbps upload at best
>>145613440
HAHAHA POOPIES!!
AAHAHAHAHAAH
FUNNY POOPIES!
Imagine this kid getting pounded by the black cocks he craves so much.
this place fuckin sucks
>>145613601
We (Russian: Mы) is a dystopian novel by Yevgeny Zamyatin completed in 1921. The novel was first published in 1924 by E. P. Dutton in New York in an English translation by Gregory Zilboorg.
We is set in the future. D-503, a spacecraft engineer, lives in the One State, an urban nation constructed almost entirely of glass, which assists mass surveillance. The structure of the state is Panopticon-like. Furthermore, life is scientifically managed F. W. Taylor-style. People march in step with each other and are uniformed. There is no way of referring to people save by their given numbers. The society is run strictly by logic or reason as the primary justification for the laws or the construct of the society. The individual's behaviour is based on logic by way of formulas and equations outlined by the One State.
The dystopian society depicted in We is presided over by the Benefactor and is surrounded by a giant Green Wall to separate the citizens from primitive untamed nature. All citizens are known as "numbers". Every hour in one's life is directed by "The Table".
The action of We is set at some time after the Two Hundred Years' War, which has wiped out all but "0.2 of the earth's population". The war was over a rare substance never mentioned in the book, but it could be about petroleum, as all knowledge of the war comes from biblical metaphors; the substance was called "bread" as the "Christians gladiated over it"—as in countries fighting conventional wars. However, it is also revealed that the war only ended after the use of weapons of mass destruction, so that the One State is surrounded with a post-apocalyptic landscape.
We was the first work banned by Goskomizdat, the new Soviet censorship bureau, in 1921, though the initial draft dates to 1919. Zamyatin's literary position deteriorated throughout the 1920s, and he was eventually allowed to emigrate to Paris in 1931, probably after the intercession of Maxim Gorky.
elin
simplee elin
>>145613516
if merkel wasn't an ex-stasi member
>>145612654
nice try kid but im white LOL
>3 generals combined
>Total shitshow
Jannies won't be able to keep up
>>145613846
who is we
I guess it is the true death of a doggie: simply dying out because some other meme general took the letters.
>>145614238
>Implying speedrunning isn't a big meme
Come on.
http://happytreefanon.wikia.com/Special:Random
Dig deep, bring back something interesting
Just let this doggie die.
trump 2016 legalize concealed carry nukes
kebabitize me ackdin
2016 - 2156
THE WALL
>>145616758
are you implying that wall is gonna come down?
>>145616882
the wall just got ten feet higher, heretic
>>145616882
The wall will be dismantled to move it further south to block off any British attempt to attack from the Falklands after the USA colonizes everything from Anchorage to Argentina.
DESTROY COMMINISM
GET DRUNK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g_P1BFLx90
>>145617229
THROW THE REDS IN CAMPS
WORK THEM TO DEATH BUILDING THE INSTRUMENTS OF THEIR OWN OPPRESSION
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST NOWTRUMP 2016
>>145617508
why did you spoiler?
>>145617532
idk t͏bh f͏am
>>145617229
>tfw social democrat
>tfw the best way to prevent communist revolution by combining social programs to benefit the underclass which has nothing to lose from revolution with a preference for a fundamentally capitalist market economy
>tfw instead of being treated as diplomats between two competing ideologies to reach a balanced compromise, you just get hated by everyone instead.
>>145617915
>wanting a moderate solution
>when you can light refugee shelters on fire or steal flags off cars instead
>>145617915
>tfw my bf does the same to me
>>145617915
The people that try to make compromises (aka get anything done) get hated by the idealists that would rather wax poetic than help starving people on the street. This is the #1 reason I fucking hate teenage edgelord commies on the internet; they would rather jerk themselves off about how great communism is than actually fix anything.
>>145617048
GOD BLESS MONROE
Good night, /kspg/!
>>145619476
this is /srg/, touhou
>>145619476
please die in your sleep
>>145619546
my meme is my meme. fug off
>>145619614
:c
>warriorcatsrp is an actual channel on flockmod
wonder if catfucker's a memeber, can't join to check because the rules say "don't come here if you don't know warriors" and i've never met a soldier
Ok tell me what I should do in Spore:
six legged genocidal insects
or
a jew-inspired animal
>>145620638
uninstall
>>145620638
Jew.
>>145537513
that isn't the twin towers though...
Can we just combine Simple Rockets General, Speed Running General, Saints Row General, and Spore Remembrance General since all are /srg/
thanks
Who /homemade pasta/ here?
>>145623025
more like /supermarket chili/
C U T E
>tfw you fart and you can feel the fart bubble slithering its way between your obese american asscheeks
>tfw you trap it there and savor it for a minute before setting it free
>>145623113
>He can't make his own chili
Oy, what the fuck? It's easier than fucking pasta.
>>145619610
The Wall is cute!
>>145623401
why make my own meals when i make enough to just buy lunch and dinner every day
tbf most dinners i eat are sandwiches or canned soups or chinese or frozen lasagna/pizza, it's usually lunches i buy hot
>All these good games coming out
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>But no sign of Dreams
SONY FUCK OFF
>>145624181
>liking games
Grow up.
>>145624229
>Posting on a persian magical carpet bazaar
Grow up.
>>145624776
wow rude
I think this might work
20 minutes until June 16th!BURNSQUADCAST
>>145625328
What, is it the day you finally get a job?
We should make a /kspg/ KLF server
>tfw stressful day.
>>145626639
i wanna torture miku!
>>145626639
>tfw avatarfag attention whores in thread
>>145626978
>Jobless fatsos that destroy communities in thread
Ayy
>>145627131
i didn't know you'd arrived, MAN.
>>145627209
hello MAN
>>145627234
>talking about yourself in third person
pathetic.
>>145627209
>Talking to yourself in second person.
>>145620481
RPing is the cringiest thing I've ever seen and everyone that does it needs to be gassed
But I'll investigate anywayIf I don't come back, tell my cat I love him
>>145627321
>>145627329
hello MAN
>>145627356
hello MAN
>>145627356
>>145627394
HULLO MAN
NOW TODAY WE'RE GOING TO FLY TO THE MOON USING ONLY SRBS
I AM THE ASTROGAMER!
>>145627669
SO FIRST TAKE OUT YOUR ROCKET LIKE THIS
>>145627347
>>145627853
THEN LAUNCH OH FUCK OOPS
>>145627873
>_undertale_frisk
what an awful fanbase
>>145627873
The one with the flower is pretty cute desu.
>you will never be a happy flower cat that sort of looks like a fox.
On the other hand, at least I'm not one of the fucking nuclear abominations jesus christ it's like fallout tried to do deviantart what the fuck
>>145628003
ALRIGHT WE'RE IN ORBIT NOW BUT WE'LL GET TO THE MUN IN THE NEXT EPISOHDE I'M SCOHTT MAHNLEY FLIY SAFE
