>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/news/updates/22059/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: https://www.reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
Previous thread: >>143913587
nth for Traxex is the best waifu
NEW HERO FOR DOTA 2
SORCERESS
Q: Freezing Sphere
>Fires an orb in target direction. The orb fires a spiral of cold bolts outwards that deal damage and slow. Enemies the orb passes through will get hit by all the bolts its firing.
>Moves at 400 ms, fires 2 bolts in opposite angles every 0.2 seconds, travels for 5 seconds
>30/50/70/90 damage per bolt, slows by 30%
>6 cooldown 150 mana cost
W: Meteorite
>After 3 seconds, a great fireball descends on target area, dealing heavy aoe damage and then igniting the ground, dealing constant damage to anyone remaining in the aoe
>Deals 250/400/550/600 impact damage
>Deals 25/40/55/60 damage per second for 6 seconds
>100 mana cost 4 cooldown 300 aoe
E: Lightning Storm
>Passive
>Every 1.5 seconds, a bolt of lightning strikes a random enemy in 600 aoe
>Deals 75/150/225/300 damage
R: Translocate
>Instantly blinks to target location
>1200 cast range, does not disjoint homing projectiles
>1 cooldown
>240/120/60 mana cost
>15 loss streak
Guess that debunks the forced 50 meme
PIT LORD CONFIRMED
DON'T OPEN IT
>>143962574
I would have quit playing this game after 6 losses in a row.
>tfw you intentionally lose a game
>>143962221
>NTR
http://www.celebritytypes.com/global-style/test.php
Post em together with your favourite hero
Mine's Drow, the tempo controller.
Poland or Japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a7-cAabiLk
J U S T
U
S
T
>>143962747
STORM SPIRIT HAS ARRIVED
>>143962629
reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvSn8rLhV24
Dota will never die right guys?
Side note: Is timber really op this patch or is that just me? I haven't played this patch too much because I just bought fallout 4.
>>143962706
>He doesn't like the thinking man's fetish
>>143962706
Got a problem with that bub?
China will win major
>>143962819
Go away Sweden
>>143962697
Getting obviously and undeniably carried by a 1v9er feels worse than one feeding shitter
>>143962747
this is the worst pasta on d2g right now
>>143962853
That looks japanese.
>>143962632
I quit this game after 2 losses
Who ever thought that blink + maelstorm is good build for windrunner? People are finishing this build 30 minutes into the game and being useless as a mid position
>>143962819
>>143962820
What's NTR?
>>143962747
i enjoy playing strength carries
>>143963070
Skip maelstorm if your team lacks lockdown, dumb fucking noncore player shitters
>Pick Timbersaw
>Max Reactive Armor
>Reach level 7
>Rightclick enemy midlane t1
>Go AFK
>Come back and I'm standing over a demolished t1 with 5 heroes hitting me
Why is this hero allowed?
Dotards?
>>143962747
Enigma
>>143963210
forgot img
>>143962221
>early and vandalized OP
stop allowing this. report and remake
>>143963338
There's more bars if you scroll down :)
>>143963158
The best fetish, cuckolding.
>>143963302
Because the enemy team ended up not picking heroes that shit on timbersaw, like Ursa.
>>143962632
I quit then I come back the next day
>>143963382
what's the verdict doc
>>143963359
Fuck off with your threadwar garbage.
>>143963469
poor strawman
>>143962515
>Ult is literally badTeleport
0/10
>>143963413
timber can kite ursa endlessly and chase him down and kill him. Ursa can't deal with timbers damage output, can't burst him down, can't chase him down
if timbers ONLY skill was reactive armor and he just tried to right click people for 50 damage then sure ursa would counter him
>be pa
>go on lane with es
>es starts to farm
>3.7k mmr
>hop on smurf
>calibrating
>pop up at 4.3k
>go safelane
>rubick starts to farm
Both games were lost eventually
How do i dodge russian, turkish , lithuanian , arabian and other slavshits and poopskins d2g ?
>>143963452
As a professional masochist I want you to destroy me ;p
>>143963502
is it over? what was the average mmr?
>>143963618
postskype
>>143963502
Based DuBu assassinating chink MMR.
>>143963502
remember
supports can't feed :^)
>>143963643jorien.v.d.hejden
>>143963609
>Ember Spirit farming is bad
You deserve 1k MMR
>>143963625
over. only 7300
midone cheesie vs QO limmp starting
>>143963736
sent
>>143963712
remember if a carry kills the support, the carry was "wasting an ultimate" and the support was "making space"
>>143963756
What ?
>>143963502
>DuBu swapping KOTL into the middle of teamfights, blowing ganks with W, and feeding down mid
O U R G U Y S
>>143963760
Cheesie is a fiend, he was playing before I went to bed and he's still playing sheesh
Do any of you faggots wannaAbuse the Battle Pass?
>>143963502
>tinker is a bad hero
-dotards 2 general
>>143964032
C-can you buy me one? :S
>>143964032
How so?
>>143964057
You get in a lobby with 10 niggers and search with super specific settings until you run into each other and then farm challenges.
>>143964114
That requires MMR to be close enough for the queue to consider it.
Daily reminder that manila major is best major because most powerful race in the world
>Our Guys CoL loses to DC aka Team Reddit 5 times in a row
>Our Guy Madara has to sunsfan his way into a lan qualification
Dotards?
Why does my Blue Mage hero have to be attached to big lewd doom and his broken ultimate
>>143964339
shouldn't be a problem unless you're sub 4k
Post Sheever
>>143964491
>>143964424
Well, there's always Rubick the Counter-Mime.
>>143964491
>not invited to manila
lul
>>143964843
Surprisingly normal desu
>based Greeks giving Ruskis a false hope of going to a LAN and then shattering it
You literally can't make this up
>>143963302
You need lots of nukes preferably pure damage and lock down. Disruptor is great to keep him in place. I agree that the hero is strong as shit but he is definetely not meme tier like old lesh or sniper.
to avoid stress, dont play/watch dota
>>143965013
Watching Dota is fine, though.
>>143964491
>>143964694
Well it finally happened, I saw images of Sheever and my first reaction was thinking that she looked cute.
Is there a social phenomenon where you grow used to seeing people and then begin to find them attractive later on while you didn't before?
Because that's what you Sheeverposters have managed to do to me.
Thanks a lot.
>>143964984
>get one game literally handed to you
>still get destroyed (by a team with a last minute standin)
>delusional dotards still try to twist this in their favor
pathetic
>>143962794
i dont know. there will keep being new sumails and shit i guess, people will keep playing, its free money for a while if youre good
>>143965129
You got mindraped like cute boys that get turned into girls once they feel a nice thick dick inside their boypussy.
>>143965013
to avoid being bad, git gud
>>143965129
>Is there a social phenomenon where you grow used to seeing people and then begin to find them attractive later on while you didn't before?
Yes, and it makes for the best masturbation tbqh
>>143965169
I just love it when Russians get exposed as cheating, lying fucks they truly are.
>>143965129
Why did you post a picture of Pertti "Spede" Pasanen? Are you a fan of his films?
>>143965129
Yeah its called being a heterosexual man in the year of our lord 2016
Thats the main attribute of women, looking attractive
no matter how ugly, how fat, how deformative she is, there will be multiple men who want to fuck her
conversely, minute 0 a man would go "eugh disgusting"
in 2 weeks your opinion is "ehhhhhh i'd hit it...maybe"
>>143965398
I'd fuck that qt
>>143964491
If virtually reality porn becomes real by 2018, how long would it take for someone to start creating functioning texture swaps to animate people based on scanned photos, so you could create a virtual sheever porn? then go to the next level and have an inflatable/stuffed sex doll thats fully green or has tracking dots / signals to map sheever onto the sex doll in realtime when seen through the goggles
what went wrong?
>Slardar tries to blink to creeps and gets stuck in trees
>SB tries to charge to bot to escape when there's only the ranged creep left against a full wave
>Ember gets muted by the whole team
JUST LIKE MY 2k PUBS
>>143965627
Nothing.
>>143965627
He shouldn't have grown his hair out makes him look like a faggot
>>143965627
whos this qt
>>143962747
Phoenix and Jakiro
>>143964674
>when the enemy team counter picks by pickign rubick
>and you doom rubick every chance you get
my sides always leaves orbit
>>143965671
Reminder that you can LITERALLY get to 6k by just not making mechanical mistakes.
See: Broxybot
>vit booster price from 1100 to 1200
>reaver+vanguard now = heart of tarrasque (total price from 5500 5250)
>carries over vanguard's damage block passive
>passive heart regen CD from 5/7 to 6.5/8.5
Y/N
hello animebetacucks
>>143965627
see chair
>>143966112
too big a buff for vanguard
it already has a use for late game
>>143966316
hi :3
>>143966112
>TWO (2) VANGUARD ANTIMAGE
>COMING SOON TO YOUR 3K PUBS
absolute madman
>>143965627
>lolbabbies has this qt
and we have Sheever
>>143965129
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect
>HoT
>Has good stats and an okay passive
>Satanic
>Has garbage stats and a good active (for rightclickers)
>Ethereal Blade
>Has good stats and a mediocre active
>Butterfly
Has good stats and a good active
>Octarine Core
>Has good stats and an amazing passive
>Scythe of Vyse
>Has mediocre stats and a mediocre active
Defend why Vyse and EBlade exist Dotards.
>>143966316
sup wagey
>>143964491
>>143965129
she always was cute
>>143965627
>Before and after d2g
Post that pic you know the one!
How do I into riki?
>>143966762
eblade is a meme item for meme heroes pretty much
scythe is one of the best late game items
3.5s instant 800 range hex
its also viable on an insane number of heroes
>>143966762
>HoT
>Has good stats and an okay passive
STOP RIGHT THERE VILE SCUM. HoT is LITERALLY BadSkadi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeJd9HUbUqE
Poland vs Japan
I heard you become gay if you play Dota long enough, is that true?
>>143967167
>Yes I'll just invest all this money into a core item that primarily grants Int (the worst stat in the game) and for the active which is cucked by BKB and was nerfed to not even disable passives (one of the bihgest reasons for buying it)
>>143967171
Admittedly you mostly buy HoT for sustain from the passive, but Skadi is an incredible item nonetheless for other reasons.
>>143967226
The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
żydy zasrane
>>143967514
Try not living in a fascist shithole polak.
>>143967514
what country
>JMGN says Sunibee is one of his favorite artists
and the world all made sense from that day on
>>143967415
>instant hex from 800 range
jeez buddy have you tried using your items before the enemy team dumps everything they have on you
here is a tip to help you a little, majority of heroes have 800 night vision
and bkb literally gets worse the longer the game goes while your team can get another scythe and delete a hero from 100-0 with them
>>143967650
>tfw JMGN no longer does Doom or Slark stuff and it's all commisions from shitty OCs
>>143967650
Fuck off you disgusting homo.
>>143967587
poorland
>>143967809
strange
anyway japan is getting owned because all their players are too short LMAO
>Hex no longer disables passives
>Turn Axe into a pig and wail on him
>He plays a voice line about being inflicted with a special disable that hard-counters him
>He spins his nonexistent Axe around (still as a pig) and kills our Broodmother
>Turn Bristleback into a frog and wail on him
>Quills fly everywhere (from the frog) and kill our NP
>Turn PA into a chicken
>She dodges 50% of our attacks
Good one Valve
A man is not Alohadance.
>>143967781
He's pulling $130+ per image. If you want you could pay for one yourself or you could camp /d2g/ and /v/ drawthreads and hope he shows, whereupon you could ask him about it.
>no hero that can win lane alone, can fight early, doesn't fall off late game and isn't slark
>>143967745
>Enemy carry going off alone at night with no vision in lategame against a threatening disable that can let the enemy team take him from 0-death
>>143967226
>literally in one of the represented countries
>can't watch the stream
what
>>143967650
>>143967781
JMGN?
WHO?
>>143968219
>who is abbadon
>>143968219
>Meepo
>>143968110
I just don't want to see commisions 24/7, sometimes you want to see the artist actually do his own stuff instead of something he's been payed to do.
>Pick caustic finale to use as the farming tool
>Does nothing but consume skill point and block other UAM from working
>Pick Overgrowth to use with aghs as the farming tool
>Does literally fucking nothing
>Pick Tempest Double with a lot of nukes
>Tempest Double can't use any abilities
I'll still keep playing AD because the games are so fast and still let you complete BP quests but holy fuck is this retarded, and there are no warnings anywhere.
Good morning d2g. I hope you win lots of games today!
>>143968253
22-19 with poland leading
who knew volleyball would be this fun to watch lmao
>>143968284
>doesn't fall off late game
>>143968319
>can win lane alone
>>143968329
WHAT
YOU CAN COMPLETE BATTLE PASS QUESTS IN AD?
SHIIIET
>>143968352
cute jap cheerleaders too
>>143968352
maybe I can watch it on tv. would be nice to have something other than baseball playing
>>143968381
>falls of late game
Well meme'd
I was CM, what went wrong?
>>143967226
>poland winning so far
NO KURWA TODAY
>>143968590
they won first set, 25-22
was looking to be going into overtime but they managed to finally close
>>143968465
Where is you are damaj?
>>143967384
can confirm
Hello guys. Is there any way to make it so that pressing spacebar focuses on your hero and locks the camera on him with just one press? Strangely, it works like this in guided bot matches but everywhere else you need to double tap the button to achieve this.
>>143968714
bind space "+dota_camera_follow"
havent tested this
CDEC or CDEC Avengers?
>>143968743
How do I do this? I am rather new to this game.
>>143968381
>Meepo hits level 3
>Now impossible to harass out of lane
>Has a 720 damage nuke at level 7 on a 6 second cd that's also a teleport
>Also has a 4-second root
>Has a choice of controlling both runes (if mid) or staying in lane and controlling one rune (if mid or laning)
>This is not winning the lane
If Meepo reaches level 3 you lost the lane. You have to harass through all the armor/damage block/regen he bought to ensure he would reach level 3, and still deny basically every creep to win the lane.
>>143968240
>find enemy carry in jungle
>hex him
>he panics because he knows he cant do shit unless his team has a hero that can remove it or his team has any of the 3 items that can
buying a scythe on an initiator is like turning him into a mini lion/shadow shaman
the best thing about it is that you can have 2 or even 3 of them on your team
you are fucked unless you have someone just watching your ass waiting to save you 24/7
>random tournament with aussie casters and aussie players
Holy shit, its a 3k pub.
>>143968682
>Render of Todex art
Where is this from? I know where to find the version with the background, but who did the transparent-background render?
>>143968926
>Enemy carry alone with no vision at night against a team that's rich enough to get three scythes
The point stands, but since you're buying multiple scythes in the first place you're already implicating the enemy team is retarded so I'll let it pass.
Onyx Focus
>Magic Wand (465) + Aether Lens (2300) + Void Stone (875) + Sages Mask (325) = Onyx Focus (3965)
>+5 All Attributes
>+250 Mana
>+10 Hp/s regen
>+200% Mana regen
>+200 Cast range
>+5% Spell damage
>Gains 1 charge each time an enemy casts a spell (25 maximum)
>Overwhelming Power
>Active / Toggle
>Consumes all charges for +25 mana each, then gains +25 intelligence gained over 0.4 seconds and +25% magic resistance and +200 additional cast range (400 total)
>Drains 60 mana per second while toggled on and spells/items cost 25% more mana
>You gain +1% spell damage per 30 mana while toggled on. (current, not max, mana)
>>143969196
>So OD walks into a teamfight...
>>143969257
who?
I started playing dota in 6.87 and have never heard of any heroes called "Odie"
>only play support
>forced to play safelane carry last game in a very long time
>fuck i am shit at carry what do i do fuck it playing warlock channel my inner mvp.march
>actually do good with safelane carry lock
>drop rocks on rocks on rocks on rocks
>win
Hey, this isn't bad.
>>143969196
This is dumb, stop spamming this.
>>143969452
He's talking about the caster Tobi "ODPixel" Harding.
>>143969196
Way too many things going on, keep it simple anon.
>>143969128
>ignore everything
>just comment on the ability to buy multiple scythes
but alright
>a team that is rich enough to buy 3 scythes
>what is ursa qop and np as cores
3 cores that can easily go for <30 min scythes without them going out of their ordinary builds
Why isnt sk picked competitivly? For 4200 gold he has a stun with the range of halve the map
>>143969773
>Ursa QoP NP
>Anyone on the enemy team buys Eul's
>>143969780
because sk doesnt do shit against str core
>>143969849
>enemy has blink hex
>you buy euls
>>143969780
Because he does literally nothing and requires lots of farm to do said nothing
Caustic finale needs to just be removed and needs to be given something useful
>>143969893
But he also wasnt picked last patch
>>143969918
>Get Eul's
>Enemy team can no longer get the farm for Blink/Hex because their world is fucked up by a 2.5 second delay on their big combos
>>143969780
Doesn't DC run offlane SK every now and then?
>>143968258
JustMeGabeNewell
pretty good gay artist that does dota stuff
>>143967781
Good so maybe he can start doing more straight shit
>A fucking marching band
>QT girls dancing for you
>While having dinner
God damn, peenoise are going ham.
also
>That entire roasted pig
Making me hungry desu.
>>143970112
I only remember him being picked by gooks like a year ago
>>143970078
>mid qop cant farm a hex
>np cant farm a hex
>ursa cant farm blink hex from the safe lane
>why ?
>i got euls
>they cant kill my core
>why ?
>i eulsed 1 of them
>>143970215
context
>>143968549
Your lineup relied on a huskar vs 4 strong physical damage heroes and pure damage from pudge.
Also it seems like lina never did much.
And enigma was the only one with more than 1k tower damage.
>its a safelane drow thinks he needs the aegis more than the 11/1 clinkz episode
>>143970382
why does it matter if enemies deal physical/pure damage against huskar?
its not like he's good vs magic damage
do people say pudge is OP vs magic damage?
>>143970264
>Enemy team coordinating as 3
>My team is not
>>143969921
>still no additional passive effect on sandstorm/caustic that buffs SK's movespeed when the enemy cannot see him
>SK still not scuttling around and coming at you from every angle with FREE haste and FREE dewards
Fuck this game seriously man
damm japan getting stomped
2-0 for poland now, second set 25-16
>>143970479
>pub game
>everyone coordinates equally well
>>143970357
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1zqKVkLgZnYGB
>>143970575
>Well you see (team with fundamental disadvantage) will lose to (team without said disadvantage) because of (something unrelated to said disadvantage)
>>143970458
>do people say pudge is OP vs magic damage?
>free STR from takedowns
>bonus magres on 3rd skill
>hood/pipe fit him like a golve
I venture to say he is.
>>143970597
>tfw you will never have a feast this good.
>>143968549
Your lina didn't do shit, Enigma seemed to be doing a shitton of work
Unfortunately for you as a CM that lineup looks scary as shit seeing as almost everyone on their team is someone that will blow you up in a second if given a chance
Huskar also looks like he was a retard, but he was your only real source of damage that just gets drunken hazed/silver edge'd and then he just dies to a stiff breeze
Tough break, pick better cores next time.
>>143970652
>its a fundamental disadvantage to not have 4 people protecting your carry from min 10
>>143970458
You can always get a bkb to counter the magic damage ad give yourself enough time to kill 1 or 2.
He also has increased magic resistance, even if its objectively worse than AM passive.
>Yuropoor major is just okay
>Ching ching major is like a nonstop replay of TI5 grand finals
>Russian non-major is amazing
>SEA major is like their LPQ games where everyone busts ass for the best overall experience
>go mid
>win
>don't go mid
>lose
hmmm...
>>143971006
>Enemy team gets 10-minute Blink/Hex
I think there are some bigger problems going on here... is the courier still alive?
>>143971025
its HALF of what antimage gets
and huskar nukes himself with his own spells so he's low HP and easily killed by magic burst
>>143968381
once meepo hits level 3 he instantly wins lane thats why you pick meepo
Are we watching a game right now?
>>143971171
>only way to get ganked is if the enemy has a blink hex
around min 10 is when the carry will stop having people heavily baby sitting him and when he turns into a good gank target ( aka supports can do what cores with blink hex will do a bit better )
having blink hex on your cores just lets them do it without having to take your supports on a ride with you
>stadium full of women in that volleyball game
wew
>>143971381
>Gank the carry
>Buy Blink/Hex to keep ganking the carry
Woooowwwwww
are they eating chicken embryos im Manila again?
>>143971558
whos winning now
>>143971216
its still more than most heroes, and him lowering his own HP means he is bad against all damage. Atleast you can completely counter magic with bkb.
>>143971562
>he doesnt keep ganking the carry over and over to demoralize the enemy team
memes aside you dont have to gank only 1 hero, having multiple heroes that can chain disable to death lets you kill anywhere on the map, thats why scythe is def not a dumpster tier item, it just has a shit build up
COME ON JAPAN
AT LEAST 1 SET
>>143968807
right click dota 2 > properties > launch options > add '-console'
then launch dota, open console with \ or whatever the default is, and paste that in
>pick invoker
>win
rofl this game is for children
>>143967980
>calling it hex when it doesn't disable passives
What's the point if it's just reduced to a disarm+silence?
CDEC is getting stomped by cdec.avengers
lmao
How is the TI prize trending vs last year
>>143972034
Nice virus
>>143972123
>Hex changed from a unique disable to badStun
Guess Reddit couldn't handle the complexity.
What went wrong guise?
>>143967226
>Olympics starting
based
all the /int/ content on d2g will pay off
>>143972257
enchant bought useless items
>its a arteezy wears his yeezys episode
>>143962747
My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this game and the russian worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die pushing. This is the time of vengeance and no tower is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to destroy... and it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.
>Unsheathes metamorphosis
phss nothing personnel brick
>sundersi also unironically listen to linkin park and dark ambient
>>143972257
Bane got too fat
>>143972232
ebin troll master right here
>>143972257
You (the Luna) stomped 4 retards who couldn't understand that you were going for a rightclick build. Unfortunately the Enchantress still noticed, but she was still unable to 1v5
>>143972373
I think you might need some professional help.
Why are there no more periods of dominance by a single team? Alliance, DK/Newbee, etc before their TI runs were pretty much unstoppable. Now in DPL it feels like every team shits the bed vs everyone else.
>d2g talking about pre-pre-pre-pre-preliminary olympics
>thread still dead as fuck
it was a good run lads
someone put a bullet in this general to put it out of its misery
How is tinker allowed
man japan sucks
their players are all so small
>>143972646
Because he gives carpal tunnel syndrome to anyone that plays him.
>>143972425
t. doe pussy pro
>>143972538
bigger player pool -> more good players --> more competition --> less dominance by single team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a7-cAabiLk
based Demon is gonna make Peru great again!
>>143972330
top tier sports
>Mountain biking
>Basketball
>Archery
>Badminton
>Table tennis
>Taekwondo
>Triathlon
>support think he's allowed to touch runes
>>143972373
>100% antisocial and dependant at once
Sheesh, fucking poser.
>>143973020
>no tennis
>no track & field
>>143973173
>no fagball
>no homoshorts
Can you faggots fuck off with your homosexual activities disguised as "sports"?
Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.
They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.
They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.
By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.
Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.
They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.
People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.
Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.
damn this cdec game is good
>>143973541
shows the weakness of a having wk as a carry
Necro is strong against the so-called OP heroes and weak against "never pick them" heroes?
>>143973482
they probably dont need to play dota since they already have bioengineered planets with primitive warring races fighting for dominanceeg. us
>>143973006
Now he can steal as many purses as he wants. Hope he never comes back.
>>143973640
>necro good vs omni
??????????????
>>143973482
What about Miracle aka the only 9k in existance??
>>143974105
galactic emperor
>>143973640
post necro's win rate matchups on brackets THAT matter aka 5k+
He's so easy to counter and I hate people on my team doing that offlane dual lane shit
>>143973482
>Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.
You would think by then they would have like Bo9s or Bo15s. Imagine losing your planet because someone got a haste rune.
>>143974328
You pick the best girl.
Arteezy>Miracle
>>143974283
>bet my solar sistem new Secret
>last game of Bo15 Envy lost his Rapier trying to kill a support in a 78 min game
>vs a Tier 14 team
>>143974414
Pugna, Pugna is cute!
>lose mid horribly
>win game
How is tinker not the worst hero in the game?
>>143974567
>under 3k mmr
kys
>>143974594
WTF ?
>>143974594
Someone post the other one.
>>143974489
>a pinoy bet 2 pigs and a packet of biscuits
>suddenly owner of multiple planets
>one is renamed to FANGAYS
>>143974567
>tinker build le ebin blink into teamfight and die dagon build
>lose
>tinker builds aghs rocket barrage
>you get ptsd
>>143974594
>Me on the right in 6 months
:3
>>143974567
>AM TBD
I bet he thinks he will recalibrate at 4k, kek.
>>143974708
C-can you.. uhm.. post Steam?
