EVO 2016 - Smash Melee Top 32
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Melee time.
@srkevo2 and @srkevo3 for the streams
bracket: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/smash/EVO_2016/Melee/Singles_Bracket
full sched: http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2016/07/Evo_2016_Stream_Schedule.jpg
How many of these esports players actually have a job that doesn't involve playing video games and also contributes to society?
1st for wobbling is fair game
STREAM 2 BEST STREAM
BLUR/WEBS > TAFO/D1
hide yo walls
fuck wobbling
here's a Pokken thread for anyone interested
>>345255335
>Find out my girlfriend is Teal Valor
How do I dump her?
Melee player: "Please give us Melee HD Nintendo! My eyes hurt from looking at all the broken pixels for hours...."
Me (Smash 4 player): Maybe someday Nintendo will give a shit about what you want bro. For now I'll enjoy my game in crisp high resolution while you suffer *points and chuckles*
audience: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://twitter.com/progducto/status/754451736778067969
Are they doing it tomorrow?I hope.
>faux-hype "aids" d1 is commentating
Who /mute/ here?
>>345257385
Plenty
Melee isn't big enough for most players to live off yet
>>345257385
A lot have to have a job. There's a reason axe is called walgreens drake.
Again, is this the most punchable face in all of Melee?
oh fuck plup/javi on stream 3
will plup beat any of the gods?
>this guy went last game, last stock with armada
I might be a broken record.
But why two seperate streams?
>>345257453
just multitwitch to get some sweet blur/webs
>>345257507
nah
>>345257565
>not having multiple screens
>not using livestreamer
I just hate d1 and everything he stands for
>>345257527
maybe
mango is the first god he has to go through and its always last game
>>345257560
to stream more (all?) matches in the same amount of time
>>345257385
Does entertaining viewers at events like this not count as contributing to society?
Nobody bitches about actors or comedians for not contributing to society.
>>345257448
And maybe you'll get the evo sunday spot.
oh wait you won't
>>345257560
Add the views together if you care so much.
>smashfraud
alright lets do this plup
Is winners stream 2 or 3?
PLUP AND JAVI
>smashgod nearly sent armada to losers in a neck to neck last stock 100% match
you fucking what
>>345257560
losers and winners
Is Javi doing the good ol claw?
>fox has a frame-one, invincible move that leads to infinites on walls, true combos into kill moves, and can kill on its own at 0%
>people complain about wobblng
>>345257735
now he can train m2k without any distractions
>>345257786
wobbling is boring to watch
plup's light shield => shield drop is so broken
fucking Blur needs to learn how to iron his shirt
Plup is such a fucking monster.
P L U P
L
U
P
Wizzrobe has to beat None and Lucky to get 13th, and if Chu beats Duck and Duck beats the winner of Laudy/Zhu then Wizzy plays Duck to get 9th. This is pretty much the best bracket he could ask for after going out in pools (though he most likely has to play against Plup for top 8, unless Javi ends up beating Plup), though if he plays like he did vs Chillindude he could just end up losing anyway.
WHICH STREAM SHOULD I WATCH?
I AM LOST.
Guys i really want javi to be good again
>>345257507
d1 exists
>>345257940
Watch the winners bracket one
>>345257909
I wonder if he stands a chance against Hbox is he loses against Mango.
>>345257940
Popout one?
>>345257735
armada goes peach in pools
smashgod is good against floaties
armada's marth game isnt too great
>>345258000
he's always good, plup is just great
>>345257665
>Meleefag takes Meleefag bait
>>345257939
Who the fuck beat Wizzy in pools and how the fuck do you go from fucking hbox up 3-0 ina matchup that seemed impossible only for this to happen?
>>345258000
mate he's still top 30. also game ain't over yet
What is the biggest meme of competitive games? I think it's momentum, you know when the commentators say "oh he won the first match so he carries the momentum giving him an advantage on match 2" and shit, or "he was 2 stocks behind but he takes the next one so the momentum turns in his favor", that's just bullshit, there's no such thing
>>345258025
plup won 6 sets against hbox in 2015. but 0 in 2016 since hbox moved.
Hard to say.
>>345257940
>not using multitwitch
$20 on m2k winning everything.
JAVI CAN DO THIS
PLUP LOST IT HE LOST AGAINST HIMSELF AGAIN
>>345257940
srkevo3 is Winners
srkevo2 is Losers
Winner is better because no Wobbling
Even though Javi murked Wobbles, I'll still root for him.
>>345258153
>there is no such thing
Confirmed for never having played competively at a decent level
>>345258114
This motherfucker.
>>345258153
It's about nerves. Digging yourself out of a hole in front of 1000's of people is nerve wracking. That's what they mean.
>"Laughing it off"
lol, when Plup is laughing he's fucking pissed
So is it bo5 or bo3?
>>345258215
>Winner is better because no Wobbling
>>345258178
K R A G G
R
A
G
G
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STREAM ENDED
stream 3 down
>>345258223
>>345258243
>>345258247
There is no way this is true
My fucking sides literally his b
>>345258272
Who bitch this is
WHERE IS GIMR WHEN YOU NEED HIM
>>345257507
Nah, Zero played Melee once.
BEST STREAM DIED
THANKS EVO
THANKS NINTENDO
THANKS STAR FOX ZERO
>>345258241
There's literally no such thing. Biggest meme
HELP
>>345258350
mang0
The streams have been dogshit all weekend
Why does it seem like EVO only gives a single fuck about CuckFighter5 and no other game?
>>345258346
meme magic, friendo.
>not watching superior stream 2
>>345258272
who is this
>>345258346
BLUR AND WEBS DIDNT EVEN MENTION "RESPECT YOUR ELDERS"
>>345258442
meme magic would be chillin winning evo
>>345258304At least for now
fug
MacD?
Fuck it Im going to sleep
SABOTAGING THE STREAM
>>345258415
because capcom directly supports it
They're actively trying to sabotage melee
>>345258452
>not watching both
Blur and Webs have been talking for like 10 minutes there's nothing to watch what are you talking about
Plup won
Plup took it
Leave EVO to me.
>>345258507
forfeited I think
Is this the weakest EVO in a while?
ALWAYS BET ON AXE
>>345258636
Why is he sabotaging Evo then?
>>345258486
With Chudat vs chillin finals.
>shitvo crashing again
>they made people pay $12 to post in dead streams
>>345258653
Day one was great. Not on a good foot start off tho.
Who won the last Match?!?!
>>345258653
Are you crazy? The ammount of talent in this top32 is incredible, even without Leffen and PPMD
Did plup win?
>>345258752
Plup, according to liquipedia
>>345258578
blur and webs talking with no gameplay > shitty tafo / d1 commentary
Does Melee really still entertain you guys? I've been watching this shit since like 2007 and I just don't care anymore. For me it peaked at Genesis and it's all been the same shit since then. Is it just that most of you really did start watching with the documentary, or is it because I haven't played since 2009 that I don't find myself as invested in the matchups anymore
>Mango vs Plup
oh shit
>>345258752
Plup beat javi 2-1
>>345258223
>>345258243
>>345258247
haha what no fucking way
any vods?
>>345258653
nah, its just all these nu male cuck commentators that are not really hype to listen too when watching games
Post your face when PPMD walks in
>>345258653
Evo is basically pointless without leffen
The chunli cosplayer in black's nipple keeps popping out
>>345258802
love blur
wheres brackets?
AXE VS SHROOMED
>>345258806
There's no reason to stop playing Melee unless your hands literally detached from your arms
Who tf /frootloop/ here?
DAJUAN
>>345258901
>guy who will just get 8th/7th and john on twitter
who cares?
>>345258932
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/smash/EVO_2016/Melee/Singles_Bracket
When's leffen?
>>345258806
I've been watching since the days of handheld camera recordings from mlg. The game has been steadily evolving the whole time and there's still room to grow, plus it's one of my favourite games to play so I find high-level gameplay to be entertaining.
>Axe
>>345258932
>>345259034
ENERGY
COME ON S2J YOU FUCK
srkevo2
or
srkevo3
don't know why but i never really liked shroomed or axe much
Axe or Shroomed, who has a better chance against the Box?
S2J would be my favorite person in the Smash community if he wasn't a degenerate, so I like Plup more
>>345259149
both.
>>345259149
2 for blur and webs
>>345259159
shroomed always takes hbox to game 5
>>345257786
>sheik
>>345259191
your moms pussy
>>345259149
3 is winners side
2 is losers side
Focus on 3 firt, then 2
>>345259263
Look at that face, why did he have to be a fucking druggie, disgusting
i feel like Axe is one or two more big tourney losses from quitting melee
>pokken finals has less viewers than both melee streams
damn
>>345257786
That's because the sound of a shine is like sex
>>345259326
its just his chinese genes
>>345259149
3 has winners matches though you might need to mute the terrible commentators.
>>345259354
Nah, he might quit Pika though
>>345259036
>ran through 4 gods while staying in winners bracket the whole time
yeah, what a shitter
>>345257786
Because wobbling turns the game into just trying to not get grabbed, which is boring
I don't play Melee much but I like watching it.
Why is this Falco's best stage?
>>345259354
He's already lost 99.999999% of tournaments he's been in why would he care now?
>>345259495
hello leffen
>will the commentators not be biased pieces of shit for once?
>>345259432
>[Deleted]
>>345259354
Good. He's just filler, like Plup or Westballz
>>345259526
its close quarters so falco can combo off of just about anything with little effort, and he can pressure with lasers ez
>>345259584
Who are you quoting?
Westballz vs SFAT with Blur and Webs commentary
>>345259584
please tell me webs and tafo's biases.
>they’re bullying westballz
DAJUAN ENERGY MCDANIELS
PRESS F FOR YA BOY
![The_Adderall_Diaries_2015_8064963[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tq8uWlP.jpg "The Adderall Diaries 2015 8064963[1]")
>Westballz
>semi-finals
>best of 3 (three!)
What a joke tournament.
BROTHER NERO
>>345259526
it's hard to explain. everything about the stage is good for him, his pillar game, his laser pressure, flat walls for walljump shenaningans, randall recovery, dair kills, etc
>>345259678
Mostly talking about top 8 when mango and m2k play.
>that last stock on Falco
FUCK YES SFAT-WESTBALLZ
are scar and toph commentating anything?
Did s2j beat frootloop?
>>345259526
What the fuck
>>345259726
Semi-Final pools
so still BO3
>fox v falco
best matchup
WESTON
CIRCUS_MUSIC.WAV
DENNISBALLZ
mango tiem
If Westballz loses to SFat his career is over. His fast-faller matchups are all he has going for him at this point
>>345259815
top 8 more than likely
4 commentator standard when
phil where
MANGOAT
3VO INCOMING
>>345259815TOP 8 TOMORROW
MANGOAT VS ICE ON WINNERS
Westballz is cute!
>>345259736
BROTHER NEEEEEEERO
ICEBROS WHERE WE AT
>>345259890
who cares about mango when theres westballz
Wobbles out to LA LUNA
IT'S OUR GUY "WHITE TURK" AKA ICE.
SOMEONE POST THE WEBM
Will Ice choke again?
>no mangle emoticons
>>345259885
Post more lewd annie may
>>345259994
you need to ask?
>top level Fox/Falco on both stream
sheit
>>345260063
no ;_;
What timeline are we in?
>>345257254
>Still not a serious fighting game :^)
ICE LOL
>>345259868
5 cents has been added toward your club nintendo account!
>>345259994
Nohe has to be ahead to choke
who /goodinternet/ here
What happened to Javi?
Is this another tournament where Ice has to face 2 gods
Can someone (You) me when second best fuccboi Wizzrobe, Plup or Wobbles start playing?
>falco wins both streams
GOAT
zhu beat 5th at pound laudandus
>>345260186
I would get more money by explaining basic tourney rules to people like you
>>345260293
Same here, recording them both, too.
>>345259987
I'm nervous. Especially if Chillin beats Nintendude.
When will TOs realise that only California and New York play this shit game? No one else in the world plays this garbage.
![chillindude-profile_image-9ada1a21e51e9306-300x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UBjsqdt.jpg "chillindude-profile image-9ada1a21e51e9306-300x300[1]")
P.S. HBOX I aint done yet
I'm the underdog, so place your bets
If you wanna see Jiggly looking dumb
Put your money on the line cause I'll be making some
Gotta say bro you lookin pretty bland
Come and see what happens with Dreamland banned
Team Liquid don't suit ya go find anothuh
Teach you a lesson and take back my Honuh
>>345259987
>Tryhard Wobbles
>>345260341
>Falco mains
>>345260485
>New York
>melee
good joke man
>>345260498
you tried
>>345260394
>recording something that's already being recorded
?
>>345260498
Who's your fave smasher and touhou
>>345260332
Sure.
aaaand SFAT is gone
>>345259994
Choke would imply he had a chance or even a lead to choke away
looks like westballz got some good sleep
GET FUCKED, SFAT.
Karma's a bitch.
WHAT
>Falco wins again
lel nice game meleefags
lel SFAT got like 25th
>2 streams
>bo3
>still can't stream the entire top32
>NorCal
sfat out in 25th place
fuck man, and i was the dude arguing that he was firmly top 10 these days.
What goes around come around
>>345260583
plup
garbage can
is this one of ours
>>345260506
Get fucked
westy beat mang0's time
>>345260657
Fox needs a buff
>25th
WESTBALLZ PLAYS AXE NEXT
FORMER TEAMMATES
>Falco beats fox on both streams
>F-fucking melee is Fox: The Game
>>345260583
Kage
Sakuya
>>345260565
>chillin
>white
>guy on srkevo3 wearing a Costanza shirt
What year is it
Falco
>>345260670
only 4 hours of time though. there would need to be a lot of matches off-stream
>>345260583
Armada.
idk know the names, i just fap to them
why the heck is evo not best out of 3?
>>345259994
Obviously his chances against Mango were low, but he is in good shape right now and seems to have imrpoved his mindest a bit. His losers bracket isn't too hard until the qualifying match for top 8, so I am confident he can at least make 9th place
>>345260583
Weston/Armada
Keine
>>345260739
Who did he lose to in losers?
>>345260712
Mango was playing against a good fox though
>talking about having pride about a USA flag next to your name
>when 99% of Melee players are American
This is pretty pathetic.
>Zachary Cordoni out of the tournament at 25th place going home with $0.00
>>345260727
This could go either way. I feel like Westballz has been winning more recently.
man I don't know if plup can take another set with mango like the last one
>West going full Falco
>>345260787
just more reason evo is a fucking joke.
N0NE VS WIZZY ON BEST STREAM
>>345260684
Top ten is mango, hbox, armada, m2k, sfat, wizzy, plup, shroomed, and some others
in no specific order
>>345260332
yeah
>>345260583
of the ones I've met, westballz or mang0, honorable mention Lucky
awoo
>>345260693
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>>345260875
holy fuck
>>345260583
Wizzy.
9
>>345260801
because FGC events suck for smash
>Wobbles losing 0-2 to The Moon
noooooooooooooooooooo ;_;
W I Z Z K I D
I
Z
Z
K
I
D
>>345260583
Leffen.
Youmu.
>>345260762
Why does M2K have such a memey face?
>Ally wins tr4sh
>n0ne wins Melee
>Canada wins EVOSmash
>>345260892
No, Melee is a joke. Show some fucking respect
OH SHIT WIZZY NONE GET READY
>>345260960
seriously? good news for m2k if true at least
>>345261012
n0ne is from Nicaragua
a good falcon will lose tonight
RIP
https://soundcloud.com/cstik/d-air
WIZZ NONE FALCON DITTO INCOMING
>>345261064
he's been adopted by Canada though
>>345261064
He plays for Canada now.
>>345261014
for what? the shitty ads, the p2w stream, or the shittily organized tournament?
>Zhu 2-0 Laudandus
FUCK YEAH ZHU
>>345261020
https://twitter.com/PG_Wobbles/status/754461067955232768
wizzy feets?
>>345260583
M2K
Yama
>meleefags have a literal 12-year old in top 32
Great competition you guys got there.
>>345261125
all 3
>>345261114
>>345261124
I see the Nicaraguan flag next to his name, sorry
W I Z Z Y
>>345261125
How can a stream be pay to win? What are you winning?
>>345261130
shit, moon has gone up a level recently
>>345260837
Tai, the AZ marth everyone mixes up for (other AZ marth/mewtwo) Taj.
N0NE IS FREE
>>345261130
tfw wanted another laudandus top 8
I love watching Wizzy autistically tech chase that stupid spic
M2K
FALCON ON BOTH STREAMS
ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS
>>345261195
Why would I have deep admiration for poor quality? I'm an adult mind you.
>>345261213
Winning life.
WIZZY
GRAVY HERE TO SHOW GAY M2K THAT 20GX IS REAL
>>345261010
autism
20GX may be the superior playstyle, but holy shit is it boring to watch.
Are there any good Mexican Smashers at Evo?
>>345260583
PPMD
Alice
Was Gravy the one that was thinking of stopping playing Melee? Maybe he reconsiders that after doing so well at Evo?
Wow am I ever fucking sick of identifying street signs and storefronts.
>>345261205
He's had both so far this tournament.
They gave ZeRo both as well between Chile and American flags.
>>345261387
Javi
>n0ne is the best falcon
>20GX on both streams
Wizzy wrecking shit
>>345261536
Who's that qt
>>345261589
that's m2k
>Look to thread for 2 seconds
>Look back
>Wizzy has taken a stock in the meantime
>>345261589
mew2king
Melee stream #1
Melee stream #2
Catherine
I don't know what to watch
>>345261589
mew2king
>>345261589
mew2king, he's a professional smash player
>>345261589
mew2king
>>345261589
that's mew2king.
>>345261414
yes, he deleted all of his "smash friends" on facebook and asked to not talk to him if its about smash
W I Z Z Y
>>345261576
wizzy is the best falcon in dittos
n0ne = overhyped
>>345261187
The game is a complete embarrassment. What are the chances it'll finally be axed next year? I seriously need a Smashfree EVO or I think I'm just going to stop watching altogether. Even the fucking threads have been hijacked here
>>345261589
King of mews
BYE BYE FAT CRYBABY BOY
wizz's grab game is on point
none techd in place EVERY SINGLE TIME
>>345261680
wow what a fucking faggot
>>345261589
Jason Zimmerman
>>345261589
Justin Zimmerman
>>345261589
Jason Zimmerman from Cinnamonson New Jersey.
>>345261736
I'm enjoying top32 very much so far, what's your problem?
>>345261749
Suck a dick cunt
>>345260787
if they didn't spend 20 minutes on introduction and 5 minutes of ads between a 3 minute match I'm sure we don't actually need 4 holurs
>>345261736
oh boo hoo
melee is the shit
did that fat boy refuse to bump fists?
>>345261589
Jason Zimmerman
>>345261759
Mike haze is going to retire if he doesnt get top 8
What are you lads drinking tonight?
Bud plats for me
>>345261736
>why is there smash in a smash thread
there are non smash evo threads
Does anybody seriously enjoy watching wizzrobe play? or do you just like ogling at his prepubescent physique?
>>345261898
both
Wow n0ne's Falcon ditto game is sheeeeeiiiiittt.
what a hard ass
>>345261736
If smash 4 had a mic opportunity Evo probably would've banned them from any other Evo
>>345261898
n0ne pls go and stop teching in place
>>>>>>>gravy
>>345261749
>ask question
>get answer
>call us names
no anon you are the faggots
>>345261873
I hope he does, he needs to lose weight and do porn
>GRAVY
>>345261963
what a little bitch
>>345262031
hey Jason
>>345261898
>ywn introduce Wizard Robe to the pleasures of the flesh
y liv?
>he literally killed himself
>insta quit
the salt is real.
>>345261963
Reminder that Smash is WWE.
>>345261749
Who cares about some ugly Azn you fucking neurotype go make an okcupid
>>345261963
Isn't this the guy that went on rant mode after losing to ICs
https://twitter.com/n0ned/status/754465661343195136
What happened to Javi?
>Duck vs Chu Dat
Time to switch stream
>>345261898
mostly the first one
>>345262031
same
>>345261963
>rigging
what's he referring to?
>Chudat against a Samus at EVO
uhh ohhhhhhhhh
>>345262102
>tfw you will never take part in the weenie show
MikeHaze Kreygasm
Chudat Kreygasm
>>345262092
>>345262092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpTaudA9908
>>345262102
KEK I knew he was gonna take to twitter seconds after getting BTFO
CHU IS OUR BOO
When's my b?
>>345262031
lol m2k
>>345262153
cringe
>>345262102
wtf i hate n0ne now
>>345261963
>>345260783
Is this a suicide or what?
>>345262110
"ICs players should be restricted to 2 wobbles per match so they need some actual skill to win."
Pretty much what he said
>>345262102
>weenie show
what did he mean by this?
>>345262273
You okay anon?
>>345262154
>yfn have top bantz with M2k
Why live?
>>345262296
no he still has his jump
>>345261898
Personally I find wizzy's play to be really boring
DUCK VS OUR GUY
whens PPMD
>>345262153
cute!
>>345262273
faggot!
>>345262296
It's falco dairing a woman offstage. Are you fucking retarded?
>>345262296
You're a suicide.
Who do we cheer for?
Our literal boipussy Chu?
Or our figurative boy Duck?
Colbol and Chu will win
>>345262208
Nothing, he just thinks seeding him below players who are better than him is "rigging"
>>345261978
mic opportunity?
>>345262401
Chu Dat chronicles
>>345262296
falcos recovery isnt that bad stop memeing
>>345262125
>not wanting to see duck get posed on
sure is summer in here
I'm actually nervous about Chu, though I feel he should definitely take it. Maybe I should just watch MikeHaze.
CHUDAT VS HUGS GET THE FUCK IN HERE
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is blur ok?
this tournament is a mess
>>345262386
So it is Falco's suicide
>>345262401
If you don't cheer for chu, you are a gay
>>345262078
not salty
>>345262102
salty
>>345262428
An opportunity to say how shit evo was for them
>>345261898
>prepubescent
You keep using that word...
>>345257254
Smash 4 got treated like shit.
Glad to see Melee isn't.
Toph is a beast
>>345262438
This. Everyone read the Chu Dat chronicles http://pastebin.com/egkUaBBy
>>345262438
I highly recommend you don't look into the personal life of any professional gamer if you want to like them, except formew2kinganddendi
Anyone knows who is that Succubus lurking at the back?
Why is Chaos Hero at EVO??
>>345262527
He pulled some crazy shit in that last match.
>BRAWL 2
>LEAVE DUCK, HIS MOTHER, HIS BROTHER, MY MOTHER AND EVO TO ME
oh shit tafo is now banned from commentating
Chu is literally our guy, right?
>>345262621
what did he say
>>345262551
Go look at some porn you thirsty fuck.
Also change your shitty media player.
>>345261898
Well, Wizzrobe is the only gay melee player so we kind of feel drawn to his shown moves
>>345262621
what why
>Neevous laughter
>S-sorry about that
>>345262653
He mentioned the game that shall not be named
>>345262648
>Bisexual
>degenerate
>slightly autistic
>somehow still based
yes, he's our guy
>>345262537
It's worth your time btw. It really is. I'm actually thinking about reading this again
>>345262621
why?
>>345262663
Why?
>>345262648
dumb hamster
Sophie is going through personal issues, Scar will be replace in top 8 with Prog.
>mention PM
>D1 fears for his jew gold
someone kill this commentator
>>345262551
mew2king
>>345262873
who is the co-commentator?
>>345262873
whats the source
Wait can you actually get banned from commentating for mentioning PM or are people just meeming?
>>345262942
Tafo did nothing wrong.
>>345262873
fuck
>>345262741
>bisexual
is a myth, did he seriously claim to be one? he's just a faggot
>>345262995
it's slightly taboo but you won't get blackballed for doing it offhandedly, it's like swearing
>>345262995
It's a meme, but it's common knowledge that you don't mention PM while commentating an event sponsored by Nintendo.
>>345262995
memeing
THIS FUCKING FAGGOT DOING HIS STUPID HAND THING AGAIN REEE
>>345262994
first-hand info. don't worry about it fags.
>>345262873
Good, one less fanboy for top 8.
>>345262537
Literally.
Our.
Guy.
>>345263093
I told you to read the Chu Dat Chronicles. http://pastebin.com/egkUaBBy
>>345262995
Gimr freaks out when you mention it. It's become a meme
Are you faggots watching srkevo2? This Marth is on fire.
colbol going off
REMINDER
COLBOL IS FUCKING DUMPSTERING MIKE HAZE RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT
COBOL
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>>345263204
Gimrs all about the money
>mike haze
anyone know if lucky-armada played?
i wanna see that
>>345263247
oh shit rip
>>345263247
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA FAT FUCK
>>345263247
The dream is dead
>>345262995
it used to be a big deal because nintendo was breathing down necks but they stopped giving a shit a while ago
>>345263247
wew
>>345263319
all winners bracket matches will be on stream, they havent played yet
>>345263247
I wonder what kind of job he's gonna get
Pizza delivery?
Damn, rip Mike.
It's a shame too, I liked watching him play.
>>345263247
he did better than anyone expected tho
>>345263190
Liking women with dicks doesn't make you bisexual. I just ctrl+f'd it so I'm not sure if it's satire or something he really said but this is pretty stupid. It also doesn't tell us if it were feminine or masculine penises. So we can't gauge if he's gay either.
Colbol is so fucking brutal sometimes holy shit
>>345263416
>>345263247
mike haze is going to lose weight and do porn, screenshot this
>Axe vs West this early in losers
damn
>>345263247
Poor guy
>>345263356
>nintendo (((sponsorship)))
>both smash games have smaller prize pools than mkx which had 700 entrants
BRAVO
westballz looks so skellington
>>345263460
Read them you fucking retard, he had gay sex
Who is the goblin to the right ov West
oh shit
>>345263460
>this is the future of the human race
>axe or west about to go out
damn
>>345263247
sometimes dreams aren't meant to come true
IT'S TIME.
LETS FUCKING GO WESTON
rip chu
WESTON DENNIS
>>345263534
who's the qt?
>>345263534
Is that person in the corner male or female?
>>345263468
>mike haze is going to lose weight
Just tuned in
3 is Winners, 2 is Losers
Right?
IT'S TIME FOR OUR BOY CHILLIN
>>345263602
That's Westballz
Who did Westballz lose to?
>>345263509
Holy fuck
PIKA POWER
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>>345263602
Saint Weston of Dennis
>Chu is in losers
>Same will likely happen to Chillin
fug
>>345263602
westballz
>>345263227
I want to kick that guy in the face so bad
>>345263534
duck in winners
west and axe in losers.
Melee top is falling apart.
>>345263460
He has had sex with a guy and yes liking """women""" with dicks does make you gay. There's no such thing as a ""feminine penis""
Ahh the classic handshake/fist bump dilemma
Which do you go for, /v/?
>>345257986
amen
lets go westballz
So is Mike Haze gonna get a job now?
He said on Twitter it was top-8 or nothing.
>>345263534
wow that stare, he definitely is on addy again
>>345263696
handshake. Im not gay.
>>345263602
Weston "Westballz" Dennis, professional Super Smash Bros. Melee player from SoCal.
>>345263602
Weston "chokeballz" Dennis
>Mike Haze unfollowed me
dang
>>345263621
yes
>tfw only one of them can win
But I want both of them to win.
But I want Weston "Ballz" Dennis to not lose.
>>345263247
He should get a job regardless?
>>345263517
Experimenting is usual...you not knowing this makes me feel uncomfortable, I dislike talking to little children about this stuff.
>>345263548
Not really an argument bud.
>>345263675
>he had sex with a guy ergo he's gay
Again, not how it works, please stop projecting.
>>345263602
mew2king
>>345263696
Neither
>>345263765
Ok thanks buddy
new
>>345263770
Do it Axe
>>345263602
you
my B is on stage.
>>345263696
handjob
>>345263468
>>345263620
so he's going to lose the muscle he has?
>>345263696
Whenever I do a handshake I have to wipe my hands because they're so sweaty fused with the other persons hand sweat.
>>345263837
Not blowing it vs hbox so far. Can he do it?
Holy shit, chillin looks really old.
damn what a game
https://twitter.com/ssbDuck/status/754470286439829504
lol
>>345264342
>not i whooped u
baka thbh senpai
disgraceful
AXE AXE AXE
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