DON'T BUY THE NES CLASSIC
Build your own
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kodi_(software)
Kodi v17 (Krypton) will be released later on this year and will support RetroPlayer
Kodi will then support Game Addons, including Libretro emulator cores ( http://www.libretro.com ). Game Addons will make retro emulators easily accessable to to everyone using Kodi
http://forum.kodi.tv/showthread.php?tid=164725
http://forum.kodi.tv/showthread.php?tid=173361
http://forum.kodi.tv/forumdisplay.php?fid=194
Nope I'll buy one
I'll just use my PC to emulate
That looks like shit. I'll just buy one.
Please do not put your raspberrypi into that lego NES
Nah, I think I'll buy one.
$59.99 for case and controller
$10 for extra controller
>nes classic
>no cartridge support
>no sd card slot
>no usb ports
>can't install extra games
>no internet access
the only thing you get is the case and controller, why would anybody purchase this garbage?
>hurr durr it's a collectible
I already own a computer so I don't see a need to do anything
>>345214475
>no cartridge
What the shit, what's the point if you can't play old games on it?
>>345214142
That looks like shit
Raspberry pi shills are out in full force this week.
>>345214587
It's a plug and play machine, like that shitty Genesis one you'd find at Walgreens and other drug stores. The point is to make money selling old games. Granted, this is a deal when you compare to VC NES prices.
The miniNES shows how creatively bankrupt Nintendo is.
"DO YOU REMEMBER HOW COOL WE WERE 30 YEARS AGO?"
>>345214587
there is no point, it's literally just a $70 collectible that's going to sit on a shelf
>>345214931
Welcome to the entertainment industry as a whole.
>selling 30 nes roms and 30 year old hardware for sixty dollars when everyone's computer can run the games better
>>345214475
My dad would love one since we use to play NES when I was very young and it would be a cool way to introduce my niece to vidya since her parents are reddit tier "gamers".
>30 games when the entire NES library fits on a $20 sd card
>>345214890
it's a case built using legos
the nes classic also looks like shit, what's your point?
if you're buying the nes classic because "it looks good" you're buying it for the wrong reason and an idiot
>buy pic related's homemade NES
>only plays lego star wars
Am I doing something wrong?
>>345214142
>STOP SUPPORTING NINTENDO REEEEEEEE
Nintendo is probably too stingy, but this should come with a code to redeem on the Wii U
>>345215062
welcome to the internet
it's called emulators and roms
you should do a google search
>>345215194
>a dad
>emulating video games
>video games
Heartly kek
>>345215270
My mom has emulated black jack for the NES and plays KoF 98 with me sometimes.
>>345215194
Why would I get an emulator when I already have a NES?
>>345215141
it's not about supporting nintendo, it's about supporting dumb shit that's clearly just a cash grab
>>345215360
you can play any game you want you can play at high resolutions, etc. is this a serious question?
There's going to be input lag and glitches, making this worthless.
>>345215668
Why would I want to play NES games at a high resolution? It's a fucking NES game.
>>345215071
If you can't even present a product that looks quality don't bother posting, shill.
>>345215668
>Playing NES games at high resolutions
>>345215924
>implying the nes classic looks quality
>>345215041
If only it was 30 year old hardware, then at least it would have some value.
>>345214212
>>345214353
>>345214448
Well-heeled consumerists lapping away at the teats of the Jew and the Jap.
>>345216413
>implying it doesn't
Anymore non-arguments?
Some people
A: don't have the time to do this
B: Just want to collect a novel Nintendo product
I'll still buy onefor my dad
>>345214142
>>345214142
Fuck the NES, can Raspberry Pi play SNES? GBA, DS and PSP? PSone? Dolphin?Cemu?
reminder that stupid pile of shit you call a smartphone can do everything this kodi garbage can with a wireless controller and you dont have to wait months to catch up with 1999.
>>345215360
Your NES doesn't have filters that make the game look more faithful to the original.
>>345214142
OP, you know people on /v/ are way too lazy for that shit. Anything more than popping in a cartridge or double clicking an icon is too much unless they can use it to pirate.
>>345214142
Don't even build one of them ugly fucking things. Just buy an NES flashcart and install every game on it and play it on a real NES.
>>345214475
>why would anybody purchase this garbage?
Nintenyearolds will eat up anything Nintendo drops, and they know it. Look at fucking Amiibos, lol.
>>345216923
lol
>not making your own portable emulation console based on retropie.
emulates 32 different consoles and some home computers
3d printed case, runs on a 13600mAh Li-ion pack. built in charger. wifi and bluetooth functionality to manage roms or hook up an additional gamepad. hdmi out to connect it to a tv, usb power out to charge cellphones with, buttons and shoulder triggers are microswitch based, D-pad circuit board cut out from an old atari gamepad, using its rubber domes and a custom printed D-pad.
super comfy to play with, very responsive and accurate controls, just beaten super metroid with it.
Large.
Built for manly man hands.
Can be used to inflict blunt trauma.
I still can't get over the dumb name change from XBMC to Kodi. Sounds like the kind of name that'd belong to a blue haired kid with a 90's haircut.
>>345216541
>*tips Fedora*
>>345214142
This thing is going to sell millions and it's going to bother so many autists, lol
They included Castlevania and Castlevania II, but not III.
III was notoriously difficult to emulate up until about 15 years ago.
Nintendo probably wrote its own in-house NES emulator and it can't even compete with ones made independently in 2001.
>>345214142
How hard is it to do this, really?
I am not a computer engineer.
>>345214142
>>345214142
>NES
>not SNES
Welp I guess they really don't want my money.
>>345214142
people are not considering to buy the nes classic for its abilities but its looks and comfort. No amount of software or compact computers, no matter the price, is going to compete with these two simple things.
>>345214142
>Don't buy that shit, buy my shit!
Shills are so desperate they have to become anti-shills.
>>345217637
Emulators still aren't accurate to the real deal.
>>345217983
Your money sucks.
It's MY money that they want.
>>345216541
*I casually nod and drop you a wink as I tilt my 'dora*
Seems these sirs are inflicted by the 'tism. How quaint.
>buying anything at all when NES roms are shareware at this point
Just get NES shaped soap and say it's broken when people ask.
>>345217983
Oh don't worry, the Mini SNES will happen
>>345214142
Did you go through this effort of shitposting when Sega did this?
>>345214142
I'll still buy mini NES, stay mad. Only Nintendo knows their shit, I trust them.
>>345214475
One word: Nostalgia
It'll see like wildfire at Christmas where it'll be a gift for manchildren.
>>345218262
>NES roms are shareware
NES games never implemented the shareware model. Age can not change that. They're also still copyrighted, and will be for some time. Sharing them is illegal, but usually of little legal consequence, unless you're doing it big and profitable. I do not agree with these terms, and shit on them regularly, but they're still the reality
>>345214475
normies who frown upon emulation. the people who buy all the other plug n play systems
>>345218397
It's ok when Mattel does it.
>>345218337
will the mini n64 happen though?
>>345217358
Pretty cool but it looks hideous.
>>345218397
even this shit has a fucking cartridge port
sega does what nintendon't once again
I'd buy this if it was the actual NES hardware and not a shitty emulator running on an ARM.
>>345218441
>normies who frown upon
Nigga, they don't frown upon it. They don't know how to fucking do it. Don't be a retard. This thing is aimed at people who want to play some old NES games, don't know how to emulate, don't have an NES, and don't want to go to a yard sale to buy one.
>>345218397
Because it's not ok only when Nintendo does it.
>>345216649
and C: don't have a CRT around anymore
>>345216923
>filters
>EVER
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>>345218397
>Has a cartridge port
why can't they ever include mini cartridges with them, even if they're just decorative?
>>345214142
>HURR CONVENIENCE IZ BAD!
I remember when \v\tards tried to get people to use lunar plus instead of buying Super Mario Maker. It turned out to be a piece of garbage that crashed when tried to test run a couple fucking sprites, and every shill called me retarded because it's somehow my fault it's an unoptimized piece of shovelware.
So excuse me if I'm skeptical of anything you commies shill on MY board.
>>345218727
>Broke within 2 weeks
t. Anon who owns this piece of shit machine
>>345214475
I'm sure someone will figure out how to use the controller ports to "hack" it and let me install whatever ROMs I want on it with Nintendo's own emulation, not some shoddy NES emulator, since none of them work as well as higan does with SNES emulation.
>>345218437
They're "basically" freely distributed nowadays is what I meant, legal or not.
>>345214142
>he fell for the raspberry pi meme
That looks like shit though. Stay mad kodi cuck.
>>345218751
or just fucking SD cards??
it just occurred to me if anyone would hack the NES mini so we could play more than ~30 games on it.
>>345218397
>shit tier emulation, not actual hardware
>cartridge slot is read-only, cannot write
>>345217694
you seriously just download an image.
you put it onto a SD card.
put it into the raspberry pie and power it.
it launches the installer, you follow the instructions on the menus.
put your roms onto it.
have fun
>>345218527
I'm trying to find images of all the different ones that were constantly sold at stores. All those all in one retro game consoles that had some dinky, shitty controller and RCA cable soldered into the back, usually with the piece of shit breaking after a couple uses.
>Friends bought one for shitty obscure mastersystem/nes games and half the time it didn't work, required us to physically fix it before it just died
It's okay when they do it though.
>>345218397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUw7G5K2-Hg
Apparently, they suck ass.
>>345218574
it has to work well, no one gives a shit if it looks like a brick to be honest.
>>345218916
SD carts don't look like mini NES carts. I don't even need them to be functional. I just want to be able to pop that lid and shove a tiny little cart of the game I'm about to play in there, before firing up the system itself and selecting the game. The carts were part of the system, but they're completely gone on these mini things
>>345214475
CUTE
>>345214142
>DON'T BUY THE NES CLASSIC
I'm going to buy the NES classic 4 times for 4 different family members. It's made christmas incredibly easy this year. Have fun tinkering, OP
>wired controllers
Dropped
Does Nintendo expect grown adults (the ones who grew up with the NES and are most likely to buy this) to sit right up next to their 30-60" TVs? What year are we in again?
They at least went through the trouble of using a modern AV connector (HDMI) instead of composite RCA. Why not also provide the convenience of wireless controllers?
>>345219152
>SIX versions for Atari
>STILL no cartridge slot so I can use my ACTUAL Atari collection that I totally own and didn't just make up for the purposes of shitposting
IT'S OK WHEN ATARI DOES IT
>>345215069
not even that
the entire NES library is only like 200 MB
>>345217358
My God....
Its full of stars
>>345214475
That price point is way to high. I just got an NES for 50 with two controllers, Zelda 2 and Mario 3.
>>345219440
>TV only has two HDMI ports
>already have my PS3 and Wii U hooked up
What can I do
>>345214142
i'm going to buy one and mod it lol
>>345219771
great, now add the other 28 games to that
>>345219160
They were all awful. Before that one there was an even cheaper looking one that was worst. Sega have pretty much sold of the rights for any shitty emulator replica to be made. Still, they do there job of being played for a week then thrown in a box to collect dust.
>>345214142
Don't bother, OP. People are going to buy it just because it's an official Nintendo product.
>>345219820
Throw away the useless console with no games
>>345219820
>What can I do
whine
>>345219719
STARS?
>>345219982
Yeah, who owns a ps3 in 2016?
>>345219938
And try to re-sell it for 100
>>345219840
frankly, it looks like a cute raspi case. If you got money to spare, grab it, gut it, put a real emubox in there and then have fun
>>345219938
This, goyim, only hardcore and hip people buy the more glorious Raspberry Pi.
>>345219516
>>345215069
can you at least wait until the thing is released to bash it?
for all we know this thing can be moddable, all, that is needed is to open the damn thing and fiddle with it, like with every other console.
if so, the whole 30 games and bad emu thing, can be easily fixed.
if not, well, then you can continue with your bitching, but at least wait before going 'nintendo is da devul gais'.
>>345214475
>No real nes controller connectors
It's shit.
>>345220129
only people that want access to thousands more games at half the price buy the more glorious raspberry pi
>All this rasberry pi shilling
Good goyim.
>>345220071I mostly only ever used it for $10 PSN titles like Double Dragon Neon or old arcade games/PS1 games and the like. I only ever bought two actual PS3 games: Dragon's Crown and Dynasty Warriors 8
>>345214142
No, Anon, I'll buy one, just because I want one.
This purchase would've been viable if they just included an SD card slot for the homebrew scene to get in.
>>345220253
Oy vey!
>>345215270
my dad is an anime watching linux neackbeard who is disappointed with the state of saturn emulation
>>345219938
Or, maybe people don't want to waste 100s of dollars on tools and components, along with hours of time, just to spite a Japanese gaming company and/or gain the approval of people that think we're they're personnel army.
>>345220356
the homebrew scene is already playing their games on emulators, this would change nothing
>>345220309
>Missed out on Warhawk
You poor soul. Warhawk was the sole reason to own a PS3. Icognito single-handedly made the best game on the PS3. RIP in piss, I will never forgive Sony for killing them.
>>345220080
thats a good idea.
the problem would be the wiiports, unless drivers are written for the thing, which i see difficult.
in which case, then you would have to rip the ports and ruining the case in an attempt to put standard usb ports.
>>345218574
>implying that he can build something even remotely as polished looking, or even something better.
Dood.
He built that with his own hands.
It looks like countless hours of soldering and CAD work and 3d Printing.
>>345220443
Except the homebrew scene hacked the 3DS and Wii-U so you could play your own roms on them.
>>345220241
It's the same controller ports on the bottom of the Wiimotes, so you can use the NES controller for VC games on the Wii U (and I guess the Wii too)
Which I think is neat.
>>345220539
homebrew nes development and the folks chopping away at the 3ds or wii-u have little overlap
>>345220627
you're a dumbfuck if you think the new NES wouldn't have been hacked and homebrewed if it had a SD card slot
>>345220062
no, this monolith of retro emulation gaming is.
>>345219468
With all these out for years it's somewhat surprising they took all this time to release their own version, then again they were banking entirely on the VC until nowIwata was the one stopping shit like this, it's no wonder they offed him.
>>345220563
>wii remote held sideways is literally an NES controller
>can plug an actual NES controller into it to play NES games
>>345220721
the machine in that box will likely have very little to do with an NES. 3DS and Wii-U only emulate the NES as well. So as a developer, you can just pick any emulator you're cool with and use that. Putting the game on the actual hardware requires a flash cart anyway, and this mini NES will not change that, or would not, even if it had an SD slot
>>345217358
...or buy a cheap PSP, CFW it and enjoy every GB/ GBC/ GBA/ NES/ SNES/ SEGA/ NEOGEO ever.
>>345217323
>>345217709
>>345218123
>>345218681
Now I will show them the elegance they don't behold
>>345220976
>comparing a 3DS or Wii-U to some insecure minicomputer that emulates NES games
you're a dumbfuck if you think the new NES wouldn't have been hacked and homebrewed if it had a SD card slot
>>345220721
a lot of plugandplays and multigame handhelds like the neogeo X have microSDs as internal memory.
if this miniNES has one, the modding possibilities will go through the roof
>>345218397
Too bad the games look and sound like shit, though having a cart slot is still a nice addition in concept.
>>345215351
Did you stick it in her pooper after a game session?
>>345220563
How am I supposed to get official new nes controllers for my trusty old nes console then?.I know you can buy classic controller adapter for pc, I think it would be great for pc emulation.
>>345221157
>Leo's face
>>345221056
with shit battery life and half the screen size and being unable to run roms from a glorious ssd. and over all, where is the fun in that, ive enjoyed building this more than fapping.
>>345221056
dont forget every psp game. and i think it does ps1 doesnt it?
>>345214142
Can i buy the controller at least? I want to use it on my Wii U
>>345221170
the NES has no firmware to hack. It's been "hacked" already in the form of flash carts, which the NES homebrew scene uses frequently. What else do you want?
Well the nes controllers support wii u vc so there is no reason to buy one desu
>>345221469
That´s the Maker spirit man.
>>345221475
yes
>>345221603
>>345221469
sure but 3d printing is not easily accesible to everyone.
>>345214142
I'll just buy the mini NES and mod it so I can either put all the roms onto it, or I'll just take the casing and place a raspberry pi into it for the very same purpose.
Reminder that you're an autistic anti-Nintendo shit spewer if you take a fucking plug n' play system this seriously
>>345221908
Goddamn fuck 3D printing
>Want to get a tiny bobble head made out of 3 small pieces
>80 dollars
>Would be cheaper to spend 200 dollars on a 3D printer, make it myself and then try to make them on ETSY to make the money back
>>345217358
it gives me such a why boner. i expect it to have a boombox carry handle.
>>345214142
Fuck dude even my little Gameboy micro chink can play more Nes games than that.
>>345217473
Ninten baby cunts literally lapping the japs shit up
>>345219098
Wow, that is easy. I'll definitely give it a shot then.
>>345214142
Why would you use kodi for this when EmulationStation exists? It's better in literally every single way and it will run on similar hardware.
>>345222360
Because it's OK when Nintendo make a Jew console and the baby's will still buy this bricked pile of shit
>>345219098
You forgot how you had to build it first.
>>345222360
What is this? I've never heard of that. what is it for?
>>345222513
raspi isn't modular, no assembly required
>>345222306
recalbox is a nice "install and run" distro, its based on the better retropie distro, which has more features, but also so many more settings.
>>345214142
But how I will support Nintendo this way?
>>345214475
It's a plug and play machine, but you know, based ninty did it so you HAVE to buy it!
It has 30 games and it's at a cheaper price than the VC prices combined gaijin! Buy it!
>>345222360
es is buggy and dead
>>345222558
It's just a front end to launch games through an emulator that does things like scraping a database for boxart/game information. It works with retroarch so whenever you click a game on the menu it will launch directly into game and you're ready to play.
>>345215062
what are you gonna play her? sports games?
>>345214142
I already bought one. In 1991.
>>345222818
Wow that looks really nice.
>Retroarch
ugh, no thanks.
>>345222558
its a emulation linux distro for rapsberry pi. supports around 30 different emulators. its incredibly easy to set up and play with.
>>345218441
You're fucking retarded.
>>345222615
Oh, so I just stick my controller in a circuit board and it just magically plays vidya?
Course not, shill harder, Jew.
>>345222916
It works with any command line emulator, but retroarch is just an all in one solution.
>>345214475
>>345214587
people actually think they were going to do cartridge support in somthing that they are holding in their hand is the same size or smaller then a cartridge itself.
are you people retarded?
>>345222694
Hahaha , I haven't got owt from the Jews since GameCube, only fucking reason little manchildren will buy this cos it has Nintendo brand banged on it, pathetic greasy man children at best, go die please
>>345218414
>It'll see like wildfire at Christmas where it'll be a gift for manchildren.
Like you?
>>345223000
yes, you stick your controller into the usb port, and the emu distro you installed before will play your vidya
>>345223000
you basically do, yes, since that board has usb connectors and hdmi
>>345214142
Why would I buy a nes plug and play when I already have an Og nes with most all of those games? The only thing that remotely sounds interesting is the hdmi port.
>>345223192
you're not the target audience for this machine
>>345223116
and a card reader, and audio out, and composite video, and bluetooth, and wifi, and a GPIO port.
>>345223102
Without a power supply and a screen? Good luck.
>>345223071
Nice ad hominem, broseidon
>>345223102
oh so you have to download a "distro" and an "emu"before I play my games?
No thanks, too complicated.
>>345223306
no
you download a disk image you put onto an sd card. it contains everything and installs automatically. you just have to add your roms and hook up a game pad . it boots right into the emulation menu, you wont even see one linux command.
>all these threads bashing a fucking stocking stuffer
>still claim /v/ is "Nintendogaf"
Say it with me,
IT'S ONLY A BAD THING WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>>345223295
hdmi port is on there, you connect it same way you connect it to your console or computer
>>345223306
yes, you do. It's fine if that's too complicated, it's not for everyone. I was responding to >>345222513 which suggested assembly is required, which is not the case
>>345223293
>>345223116
Show me where (you) see any of that on this picture
>>345223460
that sounds like PC gaming, too complicated and need to do unnecessary stuff just to play games.
>>345223084
So butthurt hahaha, literally trying to justify buying a bricked console for some 30 shit games hahaha, little manchildren wouldn't buy this if it weren't Nintendo Branded so get cancer please and don't forget to buy one for Christmas manchild
>>345223473
Has anyone besides Nintendo sold a bricked micro console? No? Fucking dirty neet crying over it because it's made by a bunch of dirty chinks
>>345223597
posts picture which shows all of that he claims not to be there, ..is clearly retarded.
>>345223018
It's possible that they could have some kind of add on to slap on the back to allow you to play carts, but they're not going to do it because adding carts just adds problems.
>>345214142
Sorry, too lazy.
>>345221651
The 30 games on VC will run you about $150 to buy them all separately as opposed to just spending the $60 for the system that includes them.
>>345214931
Not just nintendo,but the industry as a whole,just take a look at all the "remasters" and hd editions that come out.
>>345224069
it's cheap and profitable, just how you guys love it
>>345224069
It's ok when Nintendo do it !!!'
>>345223597
Nigga, literally all of it is in that picture.
>filters
>>345223842
It's called a plug n' play dumbass and yes, companies like Sega, Namco, Atari, and other companies made the same damn thing. Nobody complained until Nintendo decided to make one of course
>80 built-in games
>and you can use regular cartridges
SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T
>>345224223
is your post pro or contra filters? I can't tell
>>345224223
I tried playing old games without filters and they look WAYYYY too sharp.
>>345224274
Those awful controllers though
>>345223863
dayum son, >>345223597 got burned pretty badly. this thing has even more connections than the other guys mentioned
>>345224274
doesn't look like a miniature NES to me. When did Sega do one?
>>345223863
Nice, now show me where the flux capacitor is, you lying Jew.
>>345224262
Yeah because:
- HDMI only
- not native hardware play, it's emulation
- only has 30 preloaded games, cannot be changed nor upgraded for more
There's absolutely nothing good about this piece of shit.
>>345216549
That's not an argument either, retard
i want to buy this shit for my nephews and nieces and play with them
>>345224352
I'm pretty sure you can use the old controllers as well
>>345224386
2009-ish
>>345214475
I WOULD so buy it.
HOWEVER
>no cartridge support
>can't install extra games
Those two facts alone make me go from "I want it" to "into the trash it goes!".
>>345224538
>>345224582
that's not an NES either. Where's the NES with cartridges that Sega did, but Nintendo didn't?
>>345224181
I never defended it dumbass,i'm just saying it's not just nintendo the one recycling old stuff to make money based on nostalgia.
>>345224426
> not native hardware play, it's emulation
> only has 30 preloaded games, cannot be changed nor upgraded for more
This shit's also true about the Sega and Atari retro consoles.
>>345224659
>Sega
>releasing a NES console
what
>>345224714
Well ok but I don't see why people defend such a shit company after the wii anyway
>>345224582
>>345224274
These things are massive pieces of garbage, but I guess at least they're priced accordingly.
>>345224774
This thing has no such excuse, however.
>>345214142
Nah I'm just gonna buy the Mini for my uncle so he can avoid the hassle. Thanks for the info faM.
>>345224774
The post said Sega does what Nintendo doesn't, and talked about supporting carts. So I'm waiting for the cart supporting NES with 80 games that Sega did, but Nintendo didn't, or doesn't.
>>345224881
>Neo Geo X with 20 built in games
>Introductory price: $199.99 USD
that's quite a lot for just a handheld.
>>345224943
Why would Sega have the rights to a NES?
>>345224426
Carefully now, the fat man child will cry in his dorito dust now u upset him.
>>345225020
>Why would Sega have the rights to a NES?
They probably wouldn't, which is why I'm wondering how anybody could make the claim that Sega released an NES with 80 games included and supporting carts
>>345224426
Do you seriously need this spelled out for you? IT'S A NOVELTY TOY, NOT A CONSOLE. It's not supposed to be a fucking platform to buy games on, have you never seen these things before?
>>345214142
>not giving money to nintendo
FOOL?!
>>345225020
because >>345224943 is blatantly playing the retard card because he lost an argument.
>>345214142
Those rasberry shells look fucking hideous and repulsive. Pure autism.
I would rather buy the $60 official mini NES and put a pi inside of it. Get the controllers working too. Way more aesthetically pleasing and authentic looking. Nah I'd rather just play the games it comes with and not even bother.
>>345224582
I'd rather use the money for that and buy this.
>>345225101
>>345225195
My point was that Sega released a better plug-in and play console than Nintendo, not that they specifically made a better Mini-NES.
>>345225195
I wasn't even the one making any point. I just chuckle at people giving the retarded "Sega does ..." phrase
>>345214142
>this thread
>>345225314
never mind me then, i am just as retarded
>>345225314
>I just chuckle at people giving the retarded "Sega does ..." phrase
Is that more or less retarded than "Blast Processing" or "Do The Math"?
>>345214142
>You don't have to buy one, you can make one!
Sadly, that not how the world works. People are lazy, impatient fucks.
>>345214142
Why are you autistic losers raging so hard at this? Wow you don't like it, great other people do
>install raspberry pi
Nobody knows or cares what that stupid shit is. Also you don't get a cute little NES next to your TV if you use emulators.
>>345225509
yes, it is
>>345225539
>Also you don't get a cute little NES next to your TV if you use emulators
that cute little NES is very likely an emulator
That said, it's funny how the console got smaller and the TVs got bigger
>B-but I'm lazy
That's what the dumbfucks always say
>>345225539
>Also you don't get a cute little NES next to your TV if you use emulators.
OP's image literally shows a cute little NES case made to hold the raspberry pi which emulates the games.
>>345225641
Okay so I'll download the emulator to put beside my TV. You're an idiot
>using Raspberry Pi after the backdoor was found in late June
Nice bait, you're certain to hook many.
>>345225279
>Sega released a better plug-in and play console than Nintendo
Didn't people say they broke?
>>345218845
Well the system can apparently access the VC store to play other NES games. So I imagine someone will make a website you can go to that softmods it and lets you just run an NES emulator on it or will let you download every other NES game on the VC store for free.
>>345225725
>Okay so I'll download the emulator to put beside my TV
indeed, that's what the pi is for
Does /v/ seriously not understand nostalgia and normies?
Most kids who grew up on the NES are between 32-42 right now. The older kids and adults that played it are even older.
A lot of them are no longer as technically inclined or into gaming as they used to be, they probably have less free time from having careers and possibly kids. So emulating or making emulation boxes is out of the picture.
This kind of person wants something they can plug into their TV and play, show their kids the games they played, maybe play a few minutes of it when their buddies come over and go nostalgic over it.
It's also perfectly priced for a "Don't know what else to get them" Christmas present - it's not a ton but it's a unique enough gift to be remembered.
>>345225741
Why would you even connect a pi to the internet?
>>345225279
>Better
>Reviews call it garbage
>Anons here also call it garbage
>Better
>>345225725
You can't put DATA next to your bed. You'd have to connect it to a laptop, and a laptop doesn't have the same aesthetic kawaii~ as a NES.
>>345223000
>Being this much of a dense retard
You already know how this works, dumbass.
>>345225746
no, people said "they are broke", referring to sega
>>345225857
It has to do with cephalon mipmapping. Probably over your head.
>>345225746
I haven't heard much news about it in general.
>>345225859
My main point is that you could actually use your old cartridges.
>>345225770
>the system can apparently access the VC store to play other NES games
wait, it has online function? Ok, I'll pass then. The one thing that was cool about the old consoles is how self contained they were, none of that online and update bullshit
>>345225880
Nice ad hominem, gaylord.
>>345225770
>Well the system can apparently access the VC store to play other NES games
Source?
from what I've heard, you only get the 30 games built-in and that's it.
>>345225915
>My main point is that you could actually use your old cartridges.
this new "NES" is barely bigger than an old cart, isn't it?
>>345217208
>Nintenyearolds
Nintenyearolds? Buying a nostalgia souvenir for a 30+ year old system?
>>345225915
I don't own nes/Genesis cartridges, what with this being the current year.
>>345225915
>You could actually use your cartridges
When the device is working, which is apparently a rare thing.
>>345214142
>Libretro
Higan is the only good libretro emulator. Everything else is trash.
>>345217208
This is for normies who don't give a fuck about modern Nintendo or video games in general.
>>345225915
NES Classic has suspend points. That's already better than the 3rd party piece of crap Sega shit out
>>345225970
>>345226065
Scratch that, the original article I read had it written weirdly. It wasn't about how it had access to the VC store, just that the controllers can be used on Wii/Wii U for VC games. The system itself doesn't mention having internet access.
>>345226394
Suspend points are something you could do on an emulator.
What's the point of spending £50 on a mini NES and getting 30 games when I could spend that much making a Raspberry Pi NES thing and having access to all the games?
Not really the thread for this but does anybody know if these are any good?
>>345226634
Is that a controller for a Mobile Phone?
If so, it looks pretty good.
>>345226740
>Mobile Phone
all phones are mobile
>>345226587
Yeah? And you can just emulate the entire nes and Genesis libraries anyway. This thing is a novelty toy, stop making this a big deal
>>345226806
What about landlines?
>>345226587
Then go ahead and buy a Raspberry Pi?
>>345226806
People still use land lines, anon...
>>345226806
Maybe if you're a teenager and never saw a landline phone (or stepped into an office).
>>345226740
It says it's for windows and phones and stuff.
>>345226847
What?
>>345226834
>This thing is a novelty toy, stop making this a big deal
I'll stop when you guys stop making threads about it.
>>345226875
Maybe I will.
>>345225794
Now I know why I stopped coming here, everyone is a Reddit tier atheist who hates anything that's popular except for masturbating to stupid cartoons
>>345226634
Since it looks similar to the regular classic controller, I'd say it's kinda decent. After a while your hands will hurt though.
>>345226936
Home Phones, connected to the landline.
>>345226932
In that case, it seems pretty good.
>>345227064
only things I connect to my phone are charger and headset
>All this aspberry pi memeing
>I kinda want want just for the novelty
>I don't even play nes anymore
Playing Ballon Fight on my 3ds is more convenient
>>345226967
>everyone is a Reddit tier atheist who hates anything that's popular except for masturbating to stupid cartoons
I think you're confusing us with /co/
>>345224582
Someone post the audio differences between a real Genesis and this thing
>>345218397
I had the portable version, its sound can kill an entire town of buttcancer in 15 seconds.
>>345226634
I got one and I like it, I haven't played a game that uses the sticks but everything else feels fine.
battery seems to last a good time though I heard the famicom version is pretty good than the nes one as in the top faceplate thing is an actual metal plate.
>>345227191
Hell, I can emulate PSP games on my phone.
But why would I buy a raspberry when I can just download the emu on my pc for free?
>>345226587
What's the point of spending money when I can just not spend money?
>>345227245
/v/ is obsessed with anime and anime porn
>>345227442
the pi is cute and you can use a distro that boots straight up into the emu, so you won't even see your normal os, but instead operate that thing from beginning to end using your controller. It sits kind of between pc and console, with the flexibility of a pc, but the size and convenience of a console, once you get past the setup
>>345227310
Already been posted
>>345219160
>>345227475
>cartoons and anime are the same thing
Then why do we have separate boards for cartoons and anime?
>>345227448
Exactly.
Just download some emulators, a bunch of roms, and have a gay old time.
>>345227635
>Download emulator
That means I would have had to spend money already. What's the point when I can just not spend money and not play video games?
>>345227635
Because Yankee Doodle anime fans refuse to believe their animated series is a cartoon
Will it support dolphin/PS2 emulation?
>>345227434
I tried emulating GBA but it doesn't feel quite right. Also phones already have a shit battery life so it would be something I'd do when I'm at home so tl;dr it's pointless
OP.
Nobody smart would buy special hardware for this.
Anybody buying this new console are too dumb to emulate.
>>345214142
Pay $30 for Nintendo's case, stick your Raspberry Pi 2 into it. Boom, you have an instantly better case than the one in the OP.
The only question is how you can fit the Pi in without having to remodify the case.
>>345225887
No, they have horrible build quality and are prone to breaking after a dozen or so uses.
>>345227773
>Yankee Doodle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yankee_Doodle_(disambiguation)
???
>>345227769
You have a computer/phone, right?
you can download an emulator/roms for free.
>>345227947
sega?
>>345219098
Shit that sounds too complicated. Why do all of that shit and find a case to put it in and probably set up a bunch of shit to get it to work right when I can just pull something out of a box and play it?
I got shit to do, my lesure time should be spent not working on getting something else to work to enjoy it.
>>345228054
Is English not your first language?
>>345227773
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime
>Anime is Japanese hand-drawn or computer animation. The word is the abbreviated pronunciation of "animation" in Japanese, where this term references all animation. Outside Japan, anime is used to refer specifically to animation from Japan or as a Japanese-disseminated animation style often characterized by colorful graphics, vibrant characters and fantastical themes.
>>345228057
more flexibility means a bit more preparations, yes. If you don't like that, that's fine. Others value the result of investing some upfront work
>>345222184
>buy this years ago
>OMG OMG OMG it's so freakin' awesome
>handy as fuck
>tons of emulated consoles
>litteraly my most played console for like 3 months
>one day playing Illusion of Gai
>screen freeze
>buzz sound all of a sudden
>the battery litteraly explodes and hurts my fingers
Never again.
>>345227973
>You have a computer/phone, right?
You've missed the point entirely. The original question posed is "why would I buy this console when I can buy this other thing that is a separate entity that requires a lot more work". Which is a full on retarded thing to ask. I'm trying to make you understand the retardation by posting more retardation.
And I already have shit loads of emulators on my PC.
>>345216791
Google retropi.
Ot can play Dreamcast, PS1 and N64 games too.
The new Raspberrypi has everything and you can overclock it.
>>345228157
Cartoon
>2.
a motion picture using animation techniques to photograph a sequence of drawings rather than real people or objects.
synonyms: animated film, animation; informaltoon
"they watched cartoons on television"
>>345222360
>EmulationStation
I have a fx8350 with a radeon hd6870 lying arround, should I? Sound is fucked, so I'd have to add an external soundcard to it before I dare call it emulation machine, though.
Whats better approach for this?
>>345228141
alphabetically it is
>>345228324
Yeah who needs the NES mini, just plug this bad boy into your TV and get all the games you want
>>345228270
Your battery expanded. theres a mod to fix it, should've done your research.
>>345228336
So calling something a cartoon is suddenly an insult now?
>>345228287
What emulators do you have on PC?
>>345228378
Your English is horrible, stop posting.
>>345228504
your handling of puns and literal reading is worse
>>345214142
Not everyone wants to build one, you ass. Unlike you, some people don't have the time for that. It's easier and much more convenient to just buy one. These are normalfags we're talking about, you know.
It's official, too. OP's picture looks like a bootleg, and I wouldn't want that ugly piece of shit to be in my house.
It's only 60 bucks. Sixty United States Dollars. If you really, really, really want to save a few bucks by building your own *objectively* inferior copy, then there's something wrong with you.
You're retarded, you know that?
>>345223972
Or 0 dollars if you just FUCKING DOWNLOAD THEM OFF THE INTERNET.
>>345228472
How the hell is that an insult?
>>345228237
Speaking purely from a consumer standpoint. Why would I do all of that for something that is honestly just a novelty and being bought purely out of nostalgia?
I doubt anyone who knows what it takes to emulate is buying this thinking that it's going to replace their pc emulation or their own box they already built.
It's stupid to think sone one is going to waste that much time for a few other games they never cared about.
>>345228628
Then why do anime fans have a problem with Japanese animation being called cartoons (as you said earlier)?
>>345227583
I see.
Is the emulation close to the original consoles? Does it lag?
>>345214142
Could just throw Lakka on there you know.
>>345223639
>345223639
You are a disgrace,
>hahaha, hahahaha
does not hide your shame
>>345228728
Someone told me anime and cartoons aren't the same, I said stupid Americans refuse to believe they are and now here we are with you being autistic about it.
>>345228579
>*objectively* inferior
>one can hold the entire NES library
>one can't
>>345228679
>Why would I do all of that for something that is honestly just a novelty and being bought purely out of nostalgia?
you're mixing up things a little. The NES sold is a novelty, and just that. It's perfect for people that like the cutesy looks, a bunch of "standard" NES games and just want to play right away. The raspi option is not about emulating that novelty. It's about dialing the concept to 11, adding emulation support for more hardware, in the same small form factor.
>>345228472
Latest version of Doplhin, though I've been too lazy to properly set shit up so I haven't used this a lot. ePSXe, PCSX2, last thing I played was Gundam: Zeonic Front.
I tried out a couple SNES/NES emulators on phone. They were garbage though. I was using BSnes to play some Earthbound.
>>345228862
back up a sec.
Why do Americans refuse to believe anime and cartoons are the same?
>DON'T BUY THIS PRODUCT!!!
>Buy this one instead :o)
>>345228874
The whole appeal of this is that you have a mini NES next to your TV, everyone even normies knows about emulating NES games but you don't get a cute little NES when you download games on your computer, why is that so hard for you autists to understand?
>>345228735
the emulation on the pi is no different from your emulation on windows or linux, so all the compatibility and lag issues you find (or do not find) there apply to the pi as well
http://www.lakka.tv/
>>345228862
Anime is made in japan. Anywhere else and it's just cartoons.
>>345228949
Because they're retarded there are people who actually support Bernie and Hilary in their country that should tell you everything you need to know about those morons.
>>345228949
cartoons are for kids, anime for normal people
>>345228918
No. I didn't miss it. It's the exact same thing requiring more work which is time spent doing something not playing mario with my friends on my tiny nes...
So I'm not missing anything. The same action would require a few more hours of work and probably more money than I care to spend on a small novelty... the novelty just being playing some shit retro games I already own because its a cure cheap replica machine...
>>345229020
>Normies buying shit for the looks
It's not that people don't get it, it's that they think it's retarded.
>>345229020
Because nobody here shops at Spencer's and Hot Topic, you fruit.
Enjoy your $60 novelty item.
>>345229020
if you could wrap your pi into any mini console case, which console would you pick?
>>345214142
Nobody that browses /v/ is seriously buying one you colossal cock. This is as bad as /vr/ posting about the Retron.
>>345229138
>normal people watch cartoons where a 30,000 year old demon princess in the body of a 13 year old shows her panties to an old man who gets a nose bleed when he sees panties
Yeah
You can find functioning NES' for $5 at garage sales. What kind of faggot would go out of his way to save money by building shit a mini computer to run emulation?
Die faggot.
I have a computer, you don't have to shill your souped up calculator
>>345229119
T. Donald Jewstein Dump
>>345229192
>I didn't miss it. It's the exact same thing
being deliberately obtuse then. Have a good day
>>345228949
>Americans
There is nobody in the world that thinks they're the same, save for some shitposters on a chinese video game board.
>>345229224
Enjoy your $40 mini PC with a lego case.
>>345229297CAN'T STUMP
>>345229280
I love playing the Hyperkin RetroN 5 with my wife.
>>345229286
>You can find functioning NES' for $5 at garage sales
they're bigger, lack hdmi, don't work with the new controller and are about 30 games short
>>345229360
>save for some shitposters on a chinese video game board.
are you saying that people on 2channel think that they're the same?
>>345229223
It's better than some ugly ass Gaymer pees we XD
>>345229224
I don't go to faggots shops, I'm a normal human being
>>345229229
Probably the original PS2, I have no idea why but that thing is my favouirte console.
>>345229229
>Most of the important NES games
>novelty of original controller
>easy way to get normie parents to play some actual games
As long as the emulation and sound is perfect there are reasons to buy it. If it's like the Sega one there is no point.
>>345229420
>hdmi
Legit cancer.
Just emulate is on your computer with a controller adapter made in China.
>>345229297
I don't support that atheist faggot, tranny lover who's slept with dozens of whores.
Fags need to be illegal
Trannys need to be illegal
Porn needs to be illegal
And prostitution needs to be illegal
Trump is a degenerate atheist
>>345214475
The NES gamers are in their 30s and have children now. The NES Classic is a way for them to share their childhood with their children. The 30 games the NES Classic has are 30 games that most people want, and it's an incredible value at $2 per game.
This isn't a piece of hardware made for you.
>>345229547
quoted the wrong post?
>>345229598
>prostitution needs to be illegal
It's not?
>>345229598
>implying Hillary isn't also siding with Fags and Trannys
>>345229598
Go post it on /pol/ instead of a raspberry/mini nes /v/ thread you colossal autist
>>345229773
Not in Canada, that faggot, Muslim Trudeau needs to go to the brothel to suck dog dick there's no way it's going to be illegal here.
>>345229773
in normal countries it isn't
Console cucks proving once again how stupid and cancer they are
>>345228874
>one looks better, has better emulation
>one looks worse, has worse emulation
It doesn't matter how many NES games your pi can play, it'll still look like complete shit.
>>345229835
/pol/ is filled with atheist left wingers who support porn, support prostitution, support the atheist whore tranny lover donald trump and obsess over the anti Christian pro Muslim hitler.
>>345228579
>some people don't have the time for that
I hate this "technology is too time consuming/hard" meme
>Guy from work wants a new computer and asks me for recommendations
>I tell him buying the individual parts will save him money and will result in a more powerful option
>Give him the list of parts
>He says he doesn't have the time for it and it's complicated
>A person with a degree in electric engineering thinks putting 6 parts together is complicated and time consuming
>>345229598
Anon why do you want to ban me? I didn't do anything!
>>345229925
Have you seen any actual footage of the mini NES emulation?
>>345229925
how do you know what emulator that thing will run?
>>345216791
It can run anything except DC,ps2, and GameCube.
Look how massive the entire NES library is.
Nintendo is really going wild with 30 games.
>>345229965
>atheist whore tranny lover
pretty sure you're thinking of Hillary
>>345229925
>has better emulation
[citation needed]
NES emulation is perfect you fucking retard.
A Raspberry pi in a case looks just as nice.
>>345230090
assuming each game is 10MB, they're putting the vast majority of the library in that thing
>>345229989
When did I say I want cartoons banned?
>>345230101
Donald trumps wife is a whore he bought from Eastern Europe
Donald trump said he supports mentally deranged sexual deviant males who believe their women to use whichever washroom they want
He also said he would not make gay marriage illegal again
>>345217358
The case looks like a cum mold.
>>345229991
>>345230027
>>345230137
Nope, but it's official. Made by Nintendo. It'll undoubtedly play NES games better, and that's an indisputable fact. It's pretty obvious if you actually bother to think about it.
>>345230217
>When did I say I want cartoons banned?
you don't? What kind of sick fuck are you that you think degenerate animated drawings should be legal?
>>345229653
oops, meant
>>345229280
>>345227187
you've gotta be fucking with me
>>345230217
Do you think Donald Trump also supports mentally deranged sexual deviant females who believe they are men?
>>345230217
>Donald trump said he supports mentally deranged sexual deviant males who believe their women to use whichever washroom they want
>He also said he would not make gay marriage illegal again
Again, I'm sure you're confusing trump with Hillary.
>>345230305
>that's an indisputable fact
The Neo Geo X was official and that wasn't very good.
>>345230314
I thinks generate cartoons should be banned, so many of them now show women cross dressing (wearing boys clothing), show degeneracy (teenage couples making out without being married) and promote disgusting behaviour (pro fag, pro tranny)
>>345230027
I thought they said it was running on Wii VC system?
>>345230412
what is that? Never connected such a thing to my phone
>>345230305
I'm sure Nintendo will somehow emulate the games better than perfect.
>>345230202
>10mb
Mega Man is 84kb, lel
>>345230482
Family Guy isn't really any of that, and it's also a cartoon.
Also:
>generate
check your bloody spelling, mobile poster.
>>345230417
Don't know, don't care
>>345230419
Trump and Hilary are the same jus trump wants to kick criminals out, and Hilary wants to put a criminal in the White House
>>345230482
>pro tranny
my car has a pro tranny. Really improves shifting times and durability
>>345230608
So it's not okay for MTF trannies to go into the other gender's bathroom but it's okay for FTM trannies to go into the other gender's bathroom?
>>345216541
Are you just as big of a "consumerists" because you "built your own" doesn't that require you to go out and buy all the parts. This is a pretty dumb argument.
>>345230608
>Hilary wants to put a criminal in the White House
Are you implying that Hilary is a criminal?
>>345230512
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landline
>>345221157
>>345216923
it's called a CRT you moron
>>345230573
84 is almost a quarter of the 363, I find that a bit hard to believe, especially given its sparse visuals
>>345224943
>>345224659
I'll fukken slap you for being such a smart ass.
>>345230605
Family guy
>quagmire is a disgusting man whore who sleeps with hundreds of women
>Brian is an atheist, drug addict
>stewie is a faggot
It's horrible garbage it needs to be banned
>>345230702
No it's not, there is no such a thing as changing your gender if you are a woman you go into the woman's washroom, if you are a man you go into the men's washroom. Just because you cut off your dick or took some hormones it doesn't mean suddenly your gender is different
>>345230730
She is
Question only for people aged 30 and older.
Don't you feel like a tool to get willingly scammed by this shit?
I mean, for years they laughed at retrofags and buyfags, now they release this literal polystation and you eat it up because it preys on your nostalgia?
When did this simple "im such a nerd" subculture became so toxic?
>>345230767
I can't click that. It only selects text
>>345230848
Are you a christian by any chance?
I mean, this is a christian image board, but i'm just checking.
>>345224274
Of the 80 games, half the games are homebrews.
The audio quality is completely horrible
The video is washed out
The controllers are horrendous
Some games don't work on the cartridge slot
Speaking of the cartridge slot, the cartridge slot breaks easily.
>>345219098
Can you download roms through the Pi through wifi?
>>345230884
I'm 35, keep in mind after your mid 20s you usually have money, you kinda stop caring whether it's a scam if you can afford it.
I'm not buying it anyway, not until they sell something that comes prepackaged with all the NES games, and not for over $30.
>>345231074
why not? It can run a normal OS, browser, etc.
>>345231000
Of course, I was an atheist when I was in high school but I realised that I'm actually a Christian and started reading the bible and following it.
How did this thread go from cheap emulation systems to phones and anime vs cartoons?
>>345231038
>Of the 80 games, half the games are homebrews.
Christ.
I guess no-one can make good plug-in consoles.
>>345230702
It's tied into society's deep seated resentment against women: People assigned female at birth who try to be masculine might be considered ugly and butch, but aren't attacked as violently, but someone assigned male at birth identifying as feminine and dressing in a feminine way is GROSS AND DISGUSTING FUCKING KILL THEM because "men acting feminine is wrong"
>>345215141
>supporting companies
>thinking you owe anything to a company
Retard.
>>345231189
4chan
>>345230884
32 this December here.
I don't mind it. They've been releasing plug and play vintage games for a long time in stores, and those never bothered me. I owned my NES up until about 2003 before I finally admitted the old box wasn't playing those games anymore, and I lost the wires for it at the time too.
Sure, getting the real console and games is always the better option. So is playing on a CRT. But I don't feel a desire to spend the time, effort, or money to acquire those things, hook them up, rearrange all media center, just to have the authentic NES play the way I did back in 1988.
Will I buy one? Probably not. But it's nice for what it is: a cheap plug-and-play system that will sell as a stocking stuffer this holiday season.
>>345231180
What do you think of the Westboro baptist church?
>>345230924
i'm done trying
>>345231254
you owe nothing to a company. However, if a company consistently produces things you enjoy, it's in your best interest to give feedback, and contribute to their ability to continue producing things you enjoy
>>345230884
Who's "they"?
>>345231191
>“A woman shall not wear a man's garment, nor shall a man put on a woman's cloak, for whoever does these things is an abomination to the Lord your God.
We need to embrace our gender and who we are, I don't know about you but here in Canada in school we're taught to be proud of who you are.
>>345231303
trying what?
>>345231479YO MOMMA
>>345225589
plenty have seen the image and argue "they'll have a retractable cord for plugging in carts!"
nice meme though
>>345231292
I don't really know anything about them besides the God hates fags thing, There's nothing wrong with being a faggot, these are unnatural sexual urges and it's no different from some sexual deviant who preys on children, or rapists. If they can keep these urges away and get married and have a family of their own they did nothing wrong. It's only homosexual acts which are forbidden
>>345231527Yo-Yo Ma
>>345231303
>>345230767
>>345230412
>>345227064
>>345226847
you should be ashamed of yourself
I'm going to buy one and may even pre-order one. I also have a rar file with a rom of every single NES game released in the USA and Japan sitting on my hard drive. Eat shit.
>>345231573
What about Bisexuals?
>>345231685
why? They're having funor at least I do
>>345231284
What is this reasonable response doing on /v/? It's almost as if you're not an autistic teenager...
>>345231709
>Eat shit
You're eating enough for all of us.
>>345231710
Bisexuals are more dangerous, because they can spread their homo diseases to straight people. This is why sex outside of marriage is forbidden, it's dangerous you need to find a good and modest wife or husband if you're a woman.
>>345231710
Bisex is politically correct for debauched whore or manwhore.
>>345231180
Really, in high school I was a Christian until I actually read the Bible. Then I was like "Fuck that bronze age malarkey. I'll just be a deist, agnostic or an atheist or whatever."
Basically like the opposite of you. Weird isn't it?obligatory fedora pic, or the inevitable reddit fedora shit posters
>>345232005
>This is why sex outside of marriage is forbidden
Well it ain't illegal and we can probably blame Henry VIII of England for that.
>>345232087
>manwhore
You mean gay?
Why not just get an actual NES?
>this whole threadactually this sort faggotry happens all year
>>345219160
>YOU LOOSE
>>345232160
Doesn't matter what the government says, this is what God says. His word comes before the word of elected atheists
>>345232240
The only thing for this going on is the HDMI support.
>>345231573
>it's no different from some sexual deviant who preys on children, or rapists
There's a pretty huge difference between horrible acts of violence and mutually accepted love between two people
>>345229965
>/pol/ is filled with atheist left wingers
That's rich. Fuck off, /pol/tard.
>>345232438
to you
>>345232328
>God is the true rulemaker
Call me when God personally shows up to tell people that being a faggot is wrong.
Otherwise I'm gonna be fucking gay men until the cows come home.
>>345232438
Exactly, that's why being a homo is degenerate their life style spreads horrible diseases.
>>345232456
I only go there to preach the bible
>>345232482
Yes, because I'm not brainwashed
>>345217208
How buttblasted are you anon?
>>345232575
>the bible
which one?
>>345229420
>needing hdmi support for nes
>size being an issue
>limiting yourself to 30 games
>needing the new controller to play
I'm getting the impression that this thing is pretty much a meme toy for people who want to look cool for playing retro games.
>>345232240
Because in order to buy an NES and all of these games you're going to spend far more money than you would just buying this.
I own cartridges of all the games this includes except for 6, yet I'm still going to buy this because even at $10 per game I don't have, it's worth it.
Also, that packaging is great.
>>345232634
that's what all brainwashed people say. You are having a very PC opinion there. Not a good thing to have in a console thread
>>345232662
duh? What else did you think?
It's amazing how fast people are willing to derail a thread into /pol/shit
>>345232714
What if I only want some of the games?
>>345232524
Jesus came down and preached this message.
>>345232652
KJV, the modern translations change a lot of things for no good reason. One major example is saying if you let yourself be circumcised Christ shall profit you nothing instead of if you are. Another big one that gives atheists fuel to attack us is they translated lay with a woman to rape a woman and you pay a fine. But for some reason didn't translate lay with a man to rape a man.
>>345232834
everything on topic has been said. People are just shitposting out of boredom
>>345232726
>These people are bad because that's what everyone around me has always said
This is how you form your opinions
>>345232662
It's safe to assume anyone picking up a NES by now doesn't have an old TV laying around, dumbass.
And yes, size is an issue. Might as well pick up a Famicom and make it region free.
>>345232863
pretend the ones you don't want are not included in the package and decide for yourself if the price of the system + the games you do want is worth it to you
>>345233020
>doesn't have an hdtv with av support
Do you not play anything before gen 7?
>yes, the size is an issue
How?
>>345233236
never played a gen 7, is it even available outside of Japan?
>How?
ever tried to put an xbox in your pocket?
>>345233329
>doesn't know what gen 7 is
>needs to be able to fit an nes in his pocket
>doesn't know how to emulate nes games on portable devices
>>345233236
>hdtv with av support
Why bother, really? Upscaling on HDTVs is crap.
>How?
Look at this shit. It's almost twice as big.
>>345214142
Sorry I have a real NES to play games 100% accurately.
>>345214475
>why would anybody purchase this garbage
Nintenyearolds…
>>345233513
I know what a gen 7 is, just never played one. portable devices tend to lack the buttons.
>>345233020
>anyone picking up a NES by now doesn't have an old TV laying around
If they have an interest in old games they should.
>>345233236
>playing old shit on a HDTV
get a load of this faggot lol
>>345233617
>says he knows what gen 7 refers to but clearly doesn't even though people refer to gens all the time on /v/
>will probably make the "sorry I don't come to /v/ all the time" excuse
>>345233642
>>345233537
>doesn't know hdtv has display options
>>345233642
Then why is it a plus that this thing has hdmi?
>>345233893
Okay, so you play it at its native 240p resolution?
>>345233893
have you played one? So don't act all high and mighty
>>345233893
>avatar fag
>defending using composite on an hdtv
>>345214475
>No stylus/digitizer support
>No Xtended Bass Boost
>No crisper bin
>No free Graty
Man what a piece of shit.
Or I could just continue emulating it like I have been since the beginning of time?
>>345214142
>Don't buy the NES classic
>Spend three times the money and four times the effort to make your own
Nah, I'm not that strapped.
>>345221056
Snes emulation has always been shit on PSP.
I was just gonna get the controller and use it to play emulated games on my softmod wii.
>>345234348
>to make your own
to make something looking similar but being vastly more capable and versatile
>>345234341
You're not their target audience
>>345234474
This is such a retarded argument, I don't need my phone to fucking do VR, I don't need my microwave to double as a backup generator. Grow the fuck up, its a toy, it doesn't have to be versatile.
I'm not saying you have to buy the fucking thing, but raspberry pi is just as much of a gimmicky shit, its just for the other side of the virginity line, its not the fucking be all and end all of electronics.
>>345234223
>doesn't know what avatarfagging is
>still doesn't know hdtv has display options
>>345234196
>is genuinely this stupid and doesn't know what gen 7 refers to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seventh_generation_of_video_game_consoles
>>345234158
Actually I just play them all on a modded PSP.
>>345234101
im actually referring to old hardware friend.
>tfw canada
>literally impossible to find a raspberry pi for a decent price
>>345234814
I'm sorry but if you're playing anything sub-HD on an HDTV you have serious problems.
>>345233537
>Look at this shit. It's almost twice as big.
So what?
>>345234715
>its not the fucking be all and end all of electronics.
it just happens to have the form factor and specs to be closely related to what Nintendo offers
>>345223018
because other throwback consoles supported it?
Nintendo gets away with the dumbest shit.
>>345234814
it still won't follow the link, just keeps selecting text
>>345234934
So it's an ugly VHS looking brick with a poorly projected cartridge slot and a tiny PCB inside. Even the euro version is better.
>>345220435
>who is disappointed with the state of saturn emulation
Well he should be happy considering the CDB chip on the Saturn has been fully reverse-engineered and the guy gave all of his info to the Yabause team.
>>345234916
>not only does not know that hdtvs can display in standard definition but is proud of his ignorance
Well I guess you win this one, I can't make that image any more cropped without it losing meaning.
>>345234814
>using composite ever
>using composite on an HDTV
>display options HURRR
you're a giant pleb and constantly saying display options makes you look like a fucking retard.
>>345235205
Well if it's so ugly then obviously you wouldn't want to buy a smaller version of it, would you?
>>345215668
NES games are not designed to be scaled at higher resolutions.
>>345235249
>>using composite ever
>was born after gen 6
also >>345235248
>>345235343
Right. Nevermind it being plug and play emulation shit.
>people defending this while saying that upscaling to hdmi with an old console is bad
>>345228360
It'll run on a pi, so that's more than enough. There is a windows version, linux version, and a dedicated linux distro. Just google emulationstation and you're pretty much good to go.
>>345235446
>he thinks I was born after gen 6 because I know what a scart cable is
>thinks because HDTV can display standard resolutions its perfectly acceptable
>being this much of a newfag
>>345214142
>"omg piracy as no effect on sales you retard"
>"Ok dont buy this product, instead just pirate the games you cuck!!"
Yes we know you can just pirate games, but if everyone did that then devs would not make money and games would not be made. While I know these are old games, that does not mean that give us the right to just have them for free.
>>345230305
You mean play 30 NES games better, and no, it won't.
NES emulation is literally perfect at this point on the cores that run on pi. Stop spreading lies.
>>345235781
>it's not acceptable because I say so
>le newfag maymay
Okay.
>>345235830
dude, why did you bite on an obvious troll?
>>345235248
GUY GUYS MY HDTV DOES 480i SO IT MEANS IT PLAYS OLD CONSOLES PERFECTLY LOL
*ANIME AVATAR*
>>345214475
Because it's the cost of a single modern game. If you care that much about $60, you have bigger issues, kid.
Objectively superior alternatives to getting an NES mini for the sake of playing NES games are an RPi3 or a PSP+TV Adapter and hacking it. Both of which can be cheaper or as much as this garbage and plays more games/has more utility.
>>345235936
>no argument
Have fun with your overpriced plug-and-play nostalgia block.
>>345235894
being a newfag isnt a meme you fucking retard. unless you think you're a fucking walking meme. which you might be since you so amendment about playing your dads old NES through composite on a fucking HDTV LOL YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>345235936
GUYS GUYS IF I SCALE A 240P GAME UP TO 1080P IT'LL LOOK JUST FINE LOL
>>345236227
Hahaha, holy shit, chill out. I don't see why me not wanting to buy this piece of shit and being able to play old games just fine on my hdtv is making you so angry.
>>345236364
works for me
>>345236364
So you're saying that we shouldn't buy the NES classic.
>>345236719
If you squint, but it's no CRT picture
>>345236846
I don't know whether it upscales or not, but emulation would give you more control over that. The only real benefit I see is HDMI clarity for only $60 if you don't own a PC.
I don't want to buy that monstrosity when I know emulation exists and it's free. What it something I can use to just emulate directly to my television without much effort?
>>345237343
>it's no CRT picture
fortunately not. It looks quite a bit nicer
>>345215194
most people don't have their computer in the living room
>>345237617
that's where the pi enters the picture. It's compact, cheap and lightweight enough that you can put it in the living room as a second computer. Alternatively, fucking long hdmi cables and wireless controllers
>>345237416
anon, an upcale of 240p to 1080p stretches the pixels to roughly 20 times the size they were designed to be rendered. It does not look good.
>>345221056
CFW?
>>345237617
Most normies don't even own desktops, they can just plug their $1500 laptop into their TV with an HDMI
>>345238032
it looks fine to me. Here, have a "200p" picture as a bonus. I play these in that resolution on a fairly big tv
>>345238159
eh, this one looks OK. Maybe it looks worse to me than you because I'm a foot and a half away from my monitor.
>>345237768
>Alternatively, fucking long hdmi cables
that's dumb
also, 60 bucks isn't a lot of money; and it has all of the games that most cares about playing
not buying it myself, but not gonna be autistic about it either
>>345238141
or they could just buy the mini nes, so they don't have to plug in their laptop and boot up an emulator every time; and they'd probably like the cute design of the mini as well, and it wouldn't take up as much space
>>345221908
You can get one around $300 these days. It's cheap as fuck compared to 5 years ago.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B018XJ3E02/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_229_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51GbaidnWRL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C100_&psc=1&refRID=GDT02KPY5BS6PSYD0EZ8
>>345222157
>>345238308
50" about 4-5' away. We probably have comparable viewing angles
>Recalbox stinks but at least you can reassing controllers
>Retropie requires an annoying amount of set up
>The other one is a joke
How will Kodi be any different?
>>345238589
yeah, I don't expect most people to do the more reasonable thing, I foresee nintendo banking on nostalgia. Which is OK by me, because maybe it'll show them that people don't want their dumb gimmicks, just another console like the gamecube.
>>345238589
>that's dumb
if it's dumb, and it works, it's not dumb
>>345238589
>they don't have to plug in their laptop and boot up an emulator every time; and they'd probably like the cute design of the mini as well, and it wouldn't take up as much space
the pi fits all of these requirements except the looks
>>345223015
Should I use retropie or retroarch?