Now that SGDQ is over, can we all agree she was best girl?
But who is she/
nah
>>344512190
Yeah, I want to play Resident Evil with her.
UNIVERSAL SIGN OF CHOKING.JPG
>>344512190
she's my gf
>>344512256
>she
>>344512190
She looks like Jennette McCurdy
UNLIMITED CHOKE WORKS
How big are those tits in your opinion? D-cups?
just so you faggots understand how good Puncayshun's run was, it beats Siglemic's pb
>>344512402
>noseless anime girl avatar
Every time
>>344512190
please tell me she has a cock
>>344512190
That's not edobean.
Every "girl" at this event was a fucking tranny
I want to choke
what is this choking meme
>>344512190
JULAYYYYYYYYYYYY
>have to find something to fill the hole for another 6 months
I live for this dumbass marathon.
Womanlet
Which of these women would you have sex with?
>>344512880
MANLETS
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN
>the cutest girl of GDQ got the memeiest game
what went wrong?
>>344512902
front middle.
that's it tho
>>344512902
How many of them are men?
>>344513026
Scary glare of a vulture
Who's the grill commentating right now?
>>344512902
There are at least 4 men in that picture.
More like super gay done queer, amirite?
Kaahlan was cute, but completely absent from the couch. Major oversight from the SGDQ staff!
>>344513170
morgan webb pls
>>344513026
>just because shes blonde with blue eyes
they're dumbasses, anon do not bother
>>344513210
That's a man, baby!
Caveman got exposed, he could never make a good trap/tranny/w.e and thus his value to these events was drastically decreased.
>>344512190
she has makeup in that picture it's NOT FAIR
>>344512902
the five on the right side
RIP SGDQ 2016, AGDQ 2017 jan 8-15, 2017 in Herndon, Virginia
how do we fix it in 6 months?
Grannyfu deserves a shoutout.
>>344512648
>Azumanga Daioh
>Hurr generic noseless girl
Azumanga Daioh is one of the best comedy anime you shit
>>344513696
we gotta get anons over there and fuck the place up via memery and subtle shitting on the whole event.
someone post the synchtube bonus stream
livelyracoon's stream isn't even up.
>>344513696
We can't. You just have to accept that GDQ has changed. It's still good but it isn't what it was.
Bonesaws run this year was a tribute to the old times. Maybe we'll get another run like that? Who knows. They'll always be the minority though.
Maybe ESA or NASA will take GDQs place?
Worst GDQ to date, but still had lots of fun shitposting with you guys and Bonesaw's run was a piece of art. See you for EVO next week. Fuck ESA.
>>344513696
inject with memes and drama
>>344512902
Skybilz and killerbee are the only ones Im certain are girls so I guess no one?
>virgina
>tfw SGDQ will never be hosted in oakland
I want to go
why
>>344513787
He's playing Bomberman 64.
best girl
>>344511287
>>344511287
>>344511287
Real last thread
Another yacht paid for.
Thanks, /v/!
>>344512680
some trannies are pretty desu
>>344513787
Bomberman 64
24 viewers to 52,553 kek
>>344512902
I'll take thighzilla
>>344513770
>>344513696
Guys seriously, set your sights on NASA 2017
It's like gdq but for /v/.
And it's just as dogshit as that description would suggest.
>>344513508
>implying anyone with such a glorious stache would ever be a sissy faggot
>>344513696
>Bringing the dead back to life
Anon...
UNOFFICIAL OFFICIAL SGDQ 2016 BONUS STREAM:
>Goof Troop Any% - Cyghfer and Blechy
>Ocarina of Time Any% - Cosmo
>F-Zero GX Any% Very Hard - CGN
>GTA: Vice City Any% - Adam_ak
>Pokemon Gold Any% Save Corruption - Werster
>Gimmick! Best Ending - Cygher
>Fallout Any% - Lee
>Battletoads and Double Dragon Any% - PJ and Mecharichter
>Kid Chameleon Any% Race - Peaches and neskkamikaze
>Sonic 3 & Knukcles Co-op Any% - Werster and Mike89
>Resident Evil 4 Any% - jtb
>GTA3 - Oasiz
>Super Mario Sunshine Any% - Toufool
>Amnesia: The Dark Descent Any% - Adam_ak
>Mario Party 2 Bonus Stream - Naegleria, Spikevegeta, Withelde, Bassboost
Link:https://synchtu be/r/SGDQ_2016_Bonus_Stream
>>344513845
yes. name?
>>344513851
>spelling SGDQ wrong
>making a new thread this early
>>344513808
Someone please explain wtf this anon is on about
Fuck they don't even do the retarded dance party anymore
AFTER PARTY MEMES
>>344513696
How do you go to one of these events? I don't know anyone, don't care for the people it just seems like a cool thing just to experience once.
I wouldn't mind watching some games till I eat, fall asleep in the middle of the day, wake up at around like 12AM then watch games all night.
>>344513990
No. Fuck off back to twitch.
>>344513991
>hurndone virginia
LITERALLY FUCKING WHERE?
WHY DON'T THEY EVER HOLD THE GDQS AT REAL RELEVANT CITIES LIKE DALLAS?
if i host my own GDQ, will you guys come?
>>344513912
>le toucan
holy fugg [twitch] is so fugging dumb, the name is le pelican.
>>344513871
That's not a tranny, that's just a boy in a school swimsuit.The perfect gender, in other words.
>>344514036
buy a badge for less than $100, pay for room/food for a week. theres obvious more than enough chairs
>>344513970
https://twitter.com/sumichu
Meanwhile..
>>344514036
Buy a bus ticket and a hotel in the area at that time and then go. Not exactly rocket science
>>344514142
BONUS STREAM WHERE?
>>344514143
what is that thing
>>344514138
Why is there no 3d porn of boys in school swimsuits?
>>344514104
Will there betrannys?
>>344514036
make sure to shower if you go to one of these things. last time i went for the day, it smelt of ass and desperation
>>344514143
Jesus he looks awful
https://my.mixtape.moe/ptkajj.webm
Reminder that night time runs will never be this fun againunless NASA gets it's shit together, but the first GDQ was garbage so it's not like it was unprecedented
Press F to pay respects to the one chat mod that committed sudoku
so the SM64 runners are just gonna daisy chain each other right now?
>>344514143
suicide before the next gdq? place your bets here
>>344513696
1. Kill matty
2. Fire sumichu
3. Only confirmed speedrunners can attend
3.a. Maybe even only people on the schedule and their immediate friends/family. Or at least only in the stream room
4. Two stream spots, so they can setup one while the other is in use and have no delay between runs.
5. Smaller stream room, less strictness to it
6. Stop trying to jew for a bigger paycheck
Nah.
my mind wanders
>>344513770
>Anons
>subtle
I think you underestimate /v/ and 4chan in general.
>>344513912
>before raid
>+5
>after raid
>+10
poor guy
>>344514143
He looks now like a younger brianna wu.
>>344514262
Why didn't trihex go this year anyone know?
>>344514279
I bet Cosmo won't before next GDQ, but will before the next SGDQ
>>344514102
herndon, virginia
near the main airport serving washington, dc
it's a real shithole, but they had to move it from chevy chase, md because there was too much traffic
>>344514315
The fat one is pretty!
>>344514338
... fuck.
Are we going to have ESA threads?
>>344512680
That just makes it even better.
>>344514072
I'll pass
China couldn't even stream the Street Fighter tournament properly
>>344512902
Brunette in back and redhead up front.
>>344514384
not a speedrunner anymore, hasn't been once since he sold out and went full moneymaker. I mean mario maker.
>>344514143
>interview with kotaku or some other site calls him/her/i dont know a "professional smash player"
>only plays for glory
>>344514393
never heard of it
shit city, shit location, shit gdq
>>344514443
As long as you make them.
Man, raccoon's stream is comfy as fuck.
>>344512902
>the only one who's an actual female is the only cute one
>>344514443
not nearly as actives ones but sure.
>Just let it happen
guys, i'm going to watch all the vods and pretend that SGDQ just started.
wish me luck
>>344514443
Hopefully
But first, I want a week to cool off and play games myself
>>344512190
Who was the fatass in one of the interviews in the past few hours, I just saw a webm, havn't been watching. Whoever she is I need her happy meal ass on my dick pronto
>>344514385
>cosmo
who?
>>344514443
We usually do. Thankfully all the underage and tourist posters fuck off. They only know about GDQ.
>>344514497
I agree. It used to be right by where I live, but then they moved it to VA, which is literally the worst state.
>>344514384
He favored AX to sgdq.
>>344513912
normally you would get banned for a raid like that on twitch
but of course they cant ban their butt buddy stream
>>344514143
return the slab...
Whoever this qt is.
>>344514547
Edobean?
>>344514329
+14 now
Press F to pay respects to LivelyRaccoon
>>344514443
cronikeys.com/thread
>>344514571
https://youtu.be/EHA1qxsLH-0
>>344514628
>square pupils
BEEP BOOP
>>344512623
E - F
>beneziaa in the synchtube
Where's Duke, then
>>344514628
some mentally ill man dressed as a girl familia
>>344514660
nah, i want /v/ threads
Bomberman 64
Any%: 23:55 (WR)
Any% Hard: 25:26 (WR)
120 Cards: 1:24:58
Bomberman 64: The Second Attack
Good Ending: 1:19:08 (WR)
Hook(SNES)
Any%: 15:32 (WR)
Dis nigga is for real
he's just 14 minutes behind because the chat raid fucked him up
>>344513756
I bet you enjoy Rucky Star, don't you faggot.
RUN TIER LIST
LETS GO
>>344514638
hooooooooooooooo momma sure why not I can spare a 5 for a little Caesars pizza if that's what it takes
Anyone else seen every since GDQ since CGDQ? classic games done quick?
>>344514774
WR means jackshit after we saw Cheese finish last in his race and get cucked of his record almost.
>>344514797
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List:
>Old GDQ Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
Super Metroid
Gimmick!
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Catherine
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Typing of the Dead
Aladdin
Actraiser
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
Curse of Issyos
Pepsimeme
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Donkey Kong Country 3
Max Payne 2
Dustforce
Trip World
Super Mario RPG
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
>Low Tier
Resident Let's-a-go 2
Ocarina of Time "Glitchless"
Literally everything else
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin (Went 5:00 over estimate, 25:00 over PB)
Trials Fusion (1:30:00 of Happy Wheels level showcases. Hi YouTube!)
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger (Local Autist Ruins Everything: The Run)
GDQ WOMEN POWER RANKINGS
GOD-TIER
>Rebecca, Shantae spic girl, Edobean
BANGABLE TIER
>YKB, Skybilz, Purpleghostkasp, Fifi
MID TIER
>Guacamelee girl, Pikmin fatty
FORBIDDEN TIER
>Plaid Girl, Black Tittymonster, Knitler, Grannyfu
>>344514774
>he's just 14 minutes behind because the chat raid fucked him up
His splits looked shit before people came in, but he's derusting.
lol
>>344514706
Source?
>>344512902
Thats a fucking jumpscare dude holy shit what is that thing with the curly hair
>>344514628
Post twitter
Would fuck
>339 days until E3
>possible time save: 1:01:00
What does this mean? Is he actually an hour behind a potential best? How bad is this fag and why did SGDQ choose him?
>>344514889
thanks
>>344515026
>one week until EVO
>>344513986
It was made before this one
>>344514889
>Low Tier
>Resident Let's-a-go 2
Shit taste
>>344512190
Whats her name
>>344514262
>Fun
>Not cringe-inducing faggoty shit
>>344514889
>Trials Fusion (1:30:00 of Happy Wheels level showcases. Hi YouTube!)
This is probably the only one I disagree with. Why don't you fucks like Trials? Shit's hard.
>>344513756
Only the manga was good, the anime was mediocre at best.
see you next GDQ you glorious bastards
>>344514907
who dat?
>>344512190
Who is this now? Google just gives me "Hairstyle" as a result.
>>344515129
rebecca just search 'rebecca @ sgdq' and you'll find her
>>344514907
>edobean
>not creating a subhuman tier for her
shiggy
>>344515076
Will mango/Armada be there?
>>344514918
bwahahahahaha i would do that too
>>344515167
I didn't make the list, just reposted, but Trials was boring as fuck-all from what I watched.
>>344514516
Which one is the female?
>>344515185
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO
Who /waitingforEVO/ here? Everything is disturbingly quiet without GDQ in the background.
>>344515167
trials is cool, but that was just a lets play
>>344515207
beautiful chilean resident evil 2 speedrunner, rebecca
https://twitter.com/rebeccare13
>>344515234
you should really be asking if m2k will be there
>>344513871
Jesus CHRIST I would give everything for this boy to do a porn
Is nobody going to talk about how they fake half their donations to pretend to hit a million. They serve me the viewer and if I want these puppets to say cuck memes to thousands for my personal humor they damn well better if they want a cent from me.
>>344514907
Gonna need you to bump Edobean down to the right tier, family.
>>344514907
>Shantae spic girl
POST PIC
>>344515292
yeah i'll be watching EVO, desu i'm way more excited for it than SGDQ, the only thing I like about it are the threads and a run or two here or there, but with EVO i'll be more focused on the games
>>344514889
Demon's Souls should be on high or something.
Isn't there always some kind of aftershow? When is it?
>>344515328
As much as I care about m2k and how he might kill himself soon over getting fished I'd rather know whether or not the big dogs will be there or not.
I wonder what EVO is going to be like this year now that it has gone full esports.
>>344514143
Meth. Not even once.
https://discord.gg/SCD46
post memorable couches
>>344515443
well then you should really be asking ifADDY DADDYwill be there
>>344514102
>>344514579
(Northern) Virginian here, the only place referred to as a city up here is Washington DC. Herndon is just a town that's part of the DC metro area. It's literally right outside of Dulles International Airport which is the main airport for the city (fuck Reagan Airport) which makes it convenient for anyone who has to fly in.
Once they finish the subway extension in a thousand years maybe they can host the even inside DC proper, but until then northern Virginia traffic is a bitch and a half so it's not worth hosting that shit within city limits.
>VA, which is literally the worst state.
Maybe if you live in Nowhere, Virginia. Northern Virginia is Best Virginia, all other Virginias can go fuck themselves.
>>344515346
Can some of you take my bait so I can post a thread compilation image to make the site a little worse?
>>344515443
yeah top 5 of 6 melee players are there
only one absent is PPMD, just overcoming hormone therapy
>GDQ is over
>I'll have no friends for the next 6 months
>>344515447
>now
>>344515614
lol same
>>344515579
>PPMD, just overcoming hormone therapy
Lol, good joke...
right?
>>344515234
>>344515328
Why would M2K be there?
Didn't he get in trouble for hating Jews, Asians, and niggers on Twitter?
>>344514907
>>344512190
she is very good looking, like seriously the best looking girl ever been to a GDQ
>>344515673
he's depressed
was there any run worth watching?
>>344515614
watch evo
how do i get over this crippling depression its killing me inside
Did somebody make a huge donation at the end?
>>344515673
Unfortunately not, he's low-T so he's been in some sort of hormone treatment for the past few months to raise his levels to normalcy. Should be ready to play by August/September.
>>344515623
Was it on the ocho last year?
>>344515614
>tfw still have "friends" but nobody who can fill the void that /v/ fills during these events
Fuck this life familia
>>344515489
Shit. Which pimp had this couch?
>>344515704
hahaha
his name is post partum manic depressive
h-holy fuck... I... god...
http://pastebin.com/6XUraAze
no wonder Duke_Bilgewater wasn't allowed back at any future GDQs... the man is one cold ass nigga.... d-damn..
Where's that Owen Wilson bonus stream? I was looking forward to it.
>>344515614
I'll be your friendif you're cute.
>>344515614
>>344515671
>>344515784
You know you can just have some average Joe twitch streamer/group in the background right?
I'd recommend EasyAllies on tuesdays.
>>344515681
Superior latino genes
>>344515614
Join our discord anon :)
>>344515704
>>344515762
Uh, whoa. Are you fucking kidding me?
Wow. the fuck is going on with melee these days?
>>344515824
the fuck am I reading
>thick qt will never snuggle with you
Why live?
>>344515902
What's that?
>>344515614
>there are people that don't have social lives outside this site
What
Anyone got the webm of the nigress with the fat tits?
>>344515997
https://discord.gg/SCD46
Just /v/ chat for everyone to hangout in
>>344515858
It's just not the same.
>>344515229
>>344515370
why the edo hate? cute voice and big ol titties
>>344515026
>5 days until EVO
>13 days until ESA
>38 days until Gamescom
>67 days until TGS
>143 days until The Game Awards
>174 days at most until NX reveal
>182 days until AGDQ 2017
>339 days until E3
>>344516001
That's like at least 90% of this site.
>>344515824
I don't follow Twitch drama. Please explain.
>>344515858
>>344516034
It really isn't. There's something special about these specific events that bring out the best and worst of /v/.
>>344515489
How could someone be so bad at pikmin?
>"where did all my pikmin go?"
>they're scattered all over the fucking map
>happens literally every day
>>344516041
Forced voice and constant need to hear it while the runners are trying to talk.
>>344516083
You forgot PSX.
>>344516083
just kill me now
>>344515370
You mean bump up to elder god tier.
>>344516083
What do you think they'll announce at the next E3?
>>344516204
Look how poorly it managed its life up until now. Do you really think it could control Pikmin any better?
>>344516001
>just have work, /v/, andmy bf
What a qt
>SGDQ over
what do i do with my life now...
>>344516324
Enjoy a lonely 5 days, and then watch EVO with /v/.
>>344516302
which one?
>>344516324
just end it
it's easier this way
>tfw didn't watch a single run in it's entirety
>>344516414
>tfw only 5 days until get to feel /v/ shit smeared embrace
>>344516324
make a /v/ thread
i just made one a couple minutes ago, hope someone finds it and gives it a read :D
>>344514143
What the fuck is with those eye bags
This dude gonna kill himself soon
Hopefully he stays a trap, when traps become trannies they love their value.
See you in 6 months.
>>344516420
bawkbasoup, of course
>>344516302
LETSAGO
>>344513871
he looks almost exactly like my older sister, it's fucking scary
>>344514907
>Black Tittymonster
Pic?
>>344515824
what an edgelord and a terrible friend
What is Chibi doing these days? Is he steaming with rage that Caveman is back at SGDQ being based as ever?
>>344516584
Uh, left right or middle...
>>344516784
right, the dreamy one
>>344516740
This event being during his birthday, he reached about it on tornado
>>344516740
His girlfriend dumped him a couple months ago so hes probably still dealing with that.
>>344516813
Good taste, she (male) seems really cute.
>>344516839
*Raged
Holy shit auto correct
>>344514384
anime expo > gdq
>>344516839
>reached about it on tornado
>>344513871
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
>>344516583
Oh chibi.
>>344516583
>See you cheating in six months
>>344515826
I got drowned out by the torrent of posts, but I'll start again.
Owen stream on twitch at /math_doomcement_nerd if anybody shows up in the stream chat.
>>344515824
One of the most disgusting things I have ever read
>>344512636
who
>6 of the 7 points in the SMM race team who won was by a literal who
How did MitchFlowerPower and GrandPooBear get rekt so hard?
>>344517291
How can white women even compete?
>>344514693
he's the one that made it
>>344517291
>tfw black cutie is cutie than white cutie
>>344517291
>>344517291
Anymore?
Twitter?
tube?
>>344517291
THOSE ARE HUGE BEWBS
>>344517291
white > black
>>344517518
I think in this instance, no, that's incorrect, sir.
>>344517291
i wanna know who this is
>>344517291
Guys, huge tits or delicious flat chest?
>>344515076
Fuck yeah, time to watch scrubs scrubbing.
>>344517578
Gimme dem fat tats.
>>344517412
His name is Kronic
If you are so into huge nigger udders just look up Maserati
>>344517301
He is right you know
He is just saying what everyone else thinks but is afraid to say it
>>344517578
dfc son
>>344517291
Holy fug, face is kind of busted, but I want to blast some whitewater rapids through that fudge canyon.
>>344517578
Big fat chimp blimps
>>344516041
She ruined the X2 with her stellar, insightful commentary - "just need to jump over this enemy" "this boss is hard because it has a ball and chain" "thid is a mostly vertical section" "haha, yeah" "yeah" "yeah" "yeah." Not to mention her awful excuses for being four minutes after everyone else in the Tetris Attack race. "Muh surgery." "Muh baby of the group."
Fuck edobeaner. Absolute dogshit announcer.
>>344517649
L-lewd
>>344517714
>the X2
The what?
>>344517578
flat chest/ass is for homosexuals
>>344516839
>reached about it on tornado
>>344517678
I need context
https://www.twitch
/math_doomcement_nerd
Come be a fag.
>>344517808
And pedophiles
>>344517791
The X2 run***
>>344517291
Jesus thats disgusting. I'll take the petite white girl, thanks
>>344514143
I wish it would fix its teeth.
>>344517808
I want new 4chan to go and stay go.
>>344513830
>Oakland
Do you want robbery and rape? Because that's how you get roberry and rape
Did she run something at agdq?
If so, vod please. Or name of the game.
>>344517291
HOLY SHIT!
>>344517923
Oh, Megaman X2
>>344515489
>taking your harem to sgdq
>>344517873
Waow, someone's shilling for my own stream.
That's amazing.
>>344518019
Been here since 2005, you're still a faggot and a pedophile.
>>344518125
*reverse harem
>>344518163
You're welcome senpai.
>>344516491
could someone pls post the sauce on this?
That Ty run was fucking something else
One of if not the worst run I've ever fucking witnessed at any GDQ event
>>344514240
>When the swimsuit hugs their small dick and creates a perfect little bulgeSmall penises and penis bulges are the best.
Quick, what are the best runs
Saw Demon Crest and Pepsiman live and watched Jedi Academy+Deus Ex vods, going to watch Ty and Jak & Daxter later, anything I'm missing?
>>344512902
Far left and only far left. Think she'd be down for anal?
>>344518374
I didn't watch the full run, why was it so bad
>>344514143
This guy went past transgirl and is going full transskeleton
>>344512623
how can someone with such a cute voice look like that?
>be fat lonely beta
>slap on a blonde wig
>don't even bother to shave or change voice
>everyone in the LGBT community has to like you and accept your friend requests
I wonder how many of them do this.
>>344518473
Fucked up the incentive constantly, ingnored dev donation, then proceeded to shit on the devs programming and the game as a whole. Was generally a jackass the whole time. Its worth a watch though for some chuckles
>>344518425
>small penises
Fuck off
>>344518473
here, I'll tell you just one thing that went wrong
>donation incentive for pacifist run
>completely ignored incentive and kills the very first enemy
>WHOOPS I forgot don't worry won't kill any more
>keeps killing enemies
>OK for the rest of the run I will donate one (1) dollar for every enemy I kill
>runner is a fatty
>shit run
>runner is in shape
>good run
hmmm
>be the most chocking, frustating marathon of any SDG ever
>second place in donations
How the fuck did they get 500k in a day
>>344518745
>runner is a giant normie with his normie friends
>good game skills and commentary
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>344518663
Alright, so maybe his dick isn't that small. Hung traps are also fucking great, but I still love small (flaccid) dicks though, they're too cute.
i know theyr'e trying to run things at a low price but wouldnt they make more money if they went to a major city? who the fuck would want to spend a week here. not every attendee wants to be a shut in at a hotel
daily reminder
https://youtu.be/8WotPzG2nys
>>344518768
normies have never cared for actual quality and that's who gdq panders to now. They'll keep making money until twitch/speedrunning dies unless there's a huge scandal
Casual reminder to join the OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL SGDQ 2016 BONUS STREAM, feat. all the hottest GDQ hits:https://synchtu be/r/SGDQ_2016_Bonus_Stream
>>344518909
They should bring it to Seattle
>>344518976
Mentally replace women with trannies and the picture is perfect.
>>344518909
is this bait? its less than 20 miles from DC
how autistic do you have to be to get bored at a nation's capital
>>344512902
fucking spoiler that shit, scared the fuck out of me
>>344512902
My hand
>>344518976
>GDQ 12
>normies everywhere
>GDQ current year
>no fun allowed, tranny train, every runner is a sperg
>every donation read is an autistic tard imitating human behaviour (badly)
>>344515996
is that Velma?
>>344518953
it was crazy watching this live, my face dropped
to go from a pretty interesting run with good commentary to half way through just fucking dropping
>T W O Y E A R T R A N N I V R S A R Y
it understandably became all that anyone could focus on
>>344514889
Guacamelee run wasn't low
>after hours stream shut down
wew lad
>>344517152
>>344517873
Well fuck, that didn't take long.
If this is the biggest choke of sgdq I want a name or a YouTube link
>>344515552
This is why the rest of Virgina hates Nova
>>344514889
>Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
what happened?
So, is there another site I should stream to?
>>344518953
>announces "girlfriend" has been a tranny for two years
>"C-could I get a round of applause. That's all I have to say about this videogame"
>>344513871
Damn, I would fuck him.
>>344515185
I for one am ready to complain for a week
Posting the webm's save em this time
1/3
>>344514143
Looks dead inside. Hope he doesn't live alone because I see him trying to kill himself very soon.
>>344519513
They let an autist to play it. I watced 10 minutes and it was just agony, he was not entertaining to listen to at all.
>SGDQ made me want to impregnate a Chilean girl
god damnit
>>344518953
>I need to mention this
>surely this is relevant to my speedrun and Fallout 3
Why would you ever?
>>344519683
what happened here?
>>344514889
Super Metroid a top tier?
I missed it. Why was it good? Isn't it the same shit every year?
I'm watching the VOD of that Jak and Dexter run and it's actually pretty funny. I'm assuming everyone involved got banned?
>>344514143
Retuuuuuuuuuurn the slab
RETUUUUURN
>>344519859
just the end of the run she wanted to hug him, maybe attention maybe just being a bro... with tits.
>>344519913
WHATS YER OFFER
>>344519897
Three of the four runners choked and died, one of them being the farthest ahead and lost it on Motherbrain.
So who is "she"? I couldnt watch it live this time around. Everytime I jumped in it was pure cringe. When I tuned in with my last attempt, someone was playing shitout4 and said "nothing like some suicide for charity" and I had to turn off the stream, yet again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3kIFFXnc0
>>344515010
fire up the van, Jeff
>>344519897
All but one runner died. Almost could've been god tier if he died too and the whole Save vs Kill wouldn't have been able to happen.
>>344519979
>one of them being the farthest ahead and lost it on Motherbrain
Not only that, he was arguably on track for WR.
>>344519683
>>344519735
>>344519781
best girl gdq
>>344519902
I don't think they ban unless you say nigger, dyke, trap, or faggot, or talk about suicide because it's funny... They just don't ever invite you back.
synchtu.
be/r/SGDQ_2016_Bonus_Stream
>>344513871
I know a girl that looks just like that and is always desparate for bf.
>>344519683
>>344519735
>>344519781
>this level of awkwardness
NEED TO IMPREGNATE
>>344519913
KING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>344513956
>aka the real sgdq 2016
>>344519513
Pacifist run was the incentive that the runner continued to remind everyone that he forgot.
Unfunny "jokes" every 10 seconds
>>344520062
I realized that this is pretty much what happened.
https://youtu.be/WLpe2qHC1Qw?t=56s
>>344518569
like at least half
>>344520153
>"so I realize this run is going well, but that abomination used to look manlier than me"
>"please clap"
>>344512680
It seems like 90% of gamers who broadcast their gender as female are trans, I had a pretty similar experience joining a steam group and attending playdates for r/girlgamers
I thought it'd be nice to have some female gaming friends but it looks like it's difficult to do that these days without joining a cosplay comm.
>>344512902
The mom in the front middle and granny in back right.
>>344520370
Beneziaa please
Cosplay still banned?
>>344520341
>used to
>>344520370
The only reliable method I know for meeting gamer grills is playing LoL and friending every support player until you catch a few.
Problem is they only play LoL though.
>>344519902
GDQ staff were praising the run on twitter the whole day. Nobody got banned.
>>344514262
You should seriously watch the Jak and Daxter run from SGDQ2016.
>>344520247
Pretty much.
>>344520153
I'm totally in favour of people living their lives as they see fit and not subscribing to social conventions and I'm really happy that they've both found love but why does this need to be broadcast publicly like that?
>>344520490
Or you could play WoW on RP servers
>moved to MG Alliance a long time ago
>joined a Night Elf RP guild
>get invited into their vent once
>Its like 70% women and a couple guys
>>344520341
Still does.
>>344520567
because she is a beautiful brave woman
>>344520490
who /healslut/ here?
>>344520567
I don't think the tranny had anything to do with it. He looked mortified. Bad call from the runner. He probably thought he was doing something really nice but all he did was be a turbo autist.
>>344520810
Heal Your Man Slut Good Girl?
Checks out.
>>344520619
Aren't those girls 50/50 fat chicks and """""girls""""" though?
>>344520438
>implying i'd post anime
you insult me
>>344516302
The men used four fingers for the gun, she used only two. What did she mean by that?
>>344520567
I don't know if I'm "totally in favour" of it, but it's totally cool with me.
I get that the guy just wants to announce this to the world, and it's quite cute really, but this isn't the place for that and the applause makes no sense as transitioning is a completely selfish decision. I wouldn't applause it any more than I would applause a guy announcing that he's started on a strict jelqing regimen.
If Alyssa wants to transition and sit on the couch, fair enough. Clapping just doesn't make any sense.
>>344516696
Please, introduce me to her.
>>344520994
>implying you're not best girl
>>344514313
Don't know who wanted this.
POST MORE BONESAW MEMES
>>344513696
make your own event called "Horrible Games Done Slow"
>>344520810
Healslut is best class.
>All the fun of being the healing class (though the "fun" varies from game to game)
>Get dominated by your teammates
>Get free shit from your friends (or desperate betas)
>Occasionally meet new erp partners
I didn't choose the lewd life, the lewd life chose me.
What was the best run? I only got to catch a glimpse while I was working all week.
I caught a bit of Symphony of the Night but had to leave in the middle of the menu error thing.
Please. Post your favorite stuff. I am so upset I missed the entire week.
>>344517291
Oh damn black tittays matter.
>>344518559
>how can someone with such a cute voice look like that?
>how can someone with a cute voice look cute
what's the issue here?
>>344521531
Jak and Daxter is the only good run
>>344521112
> I wouldn't applause it any more than I would applause a guy announcing that he's started on a strict jelqing regimen.
I would applaud that guy. He's obviously had a tough time in his life feeling inadequate and having low confidence. His dedication to improving himself for a better life is admirable.
>>344521531
Jak & Daxter
>>344521690
>>344521712
>2 hours long
What the fuck
>>344520370
just go to a mass effect community. for some reason that game has an enormous female following
>>344521729
2 hours of pure entertainment, and the threads where where fucking great.
>>344517973
me too, but do you know how expensive that is?
>>344512190
reminder that this gorgeous Chilean Goddess had a her knife only RE3 run rejected in favour of a bunch of tranny lets players getting multiple paythroughs each
>>344521832
I actually do. Had corrective braces in my late teens.
>mfw all those digits on the bill
>>344521869
What a shame. That would have been fun to watch.
>>344521869
fug, where is this page?
>>344522051
A good game, a skilled run, and a beautiful cis female runner? Absolutely BANNED.
>>344522202
I want to pet her head
>>344515824
Prime example of the "me me me" mentality. This faggot cannot live a life for someone else and projects his self-absorbed narcissism on everyone else.
You can see that every single thing that he does is for himself and his warped view of the world caused him to think that his friend was happy to have leukemia because of all the attention he got, while in reality it's his biggest dream to be always in the centre of the world.
>>344522075
Don't know, you used to be able to look at all the submissions but now it seems you need to log in to their website to do so.
>>344522202
get more viewers when there are living breathing memes playing
Why do girls love Resident Evil so much, anyway?
It's because of Leon?
So what are you expecting AGDQ'17 to be like?
>No fun allowed, trans-girls only, (ATTENDEE HAS BEEN BANNED FROM FUTURE EVENTS)
>>344520101
does she have a dick?
>>344522617
Don't know, honestly. I got my cousin into Resident Evil. Her favorite character was Claire.
>>344520101
I'll date her. Tell me where can I find her.
>>344522617
dunno, all my female "gamer" girls have silent hills and resident evil as their top 5 games, girls love horror games i guess
Is Fallout 4 run interesting? The runner's getting on my nerves.
>>344522629
i just hope AGDQ has much banter as the tranny trainwreck that was SGDQ 2016
>>344522617
>horror for scares and popularity
>varied cast of characters that appeal to everyone
>campy writing is entertaining to anyone
>good mix of simple but challenging gameplay and cinematics with fixed perspective
That'd be my guess.
>>344522629
Emote-only twitch chat throughout the whole event
Every couch must have a designated tranny
Edobean cloned so she can read donations nonstop for the whole week
>>344522729
>>344522853
I guess it must be some archetypal thing about girls liking to feel defenseless in a hostile enviroment, I dunno... can't come up with any logical explanation.
>>344521729
Just watch the fucking run already.
>>344517291
What's the story behind DS dad? I see him everywhere everytime and he's always playing DS
>>344523323
He was around AGDQ earlier this year, it also isn't a DS, IIRC. Some tiny computer thing.
>>344519476
I'm not being serious, it's just entertaining to act superior over stupid shit.
Though I'd love to know why you think Virginia is the worst state when you've got 49 other states, including big states of nothing and more extreme ends of the political spectrum states
>>344523323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PulzIT8KYLk
50:50
Was there a run better than Jak and Daxter? Anything else worth watching?
>>344522202
>loves RE series
>no re4 aka worst RE in sight
>actually good at speedrunning
>cute to boot, even for >>344519683 >>344519735 >>344519781
think I finally found my speedfu
>>344512402
what was the name of this hairstyle again?
>>344523640
>Was there a run better than Jak and Daxter?
No
>Anything else worth watching?
Blindfold% Symphony of the Night
Okay /v/, I listened to you and tried to watch the jack and dexter playthrough.. I had to sit through a lot of cutscenes and then the actual game was like watching crash bandicoot. I stopped at around 1:20.
Does it ever get good?
Note that I never played the game (I was in my teens when that game came out so I never played it, not a childhood game for me), so maybe nostalgia may be a factor why you like it, but I personally can't see what's interesting about this SR.
>>344523640
the tier list is pretty accurate >>344514889
>>344523084
i agree
>>344523640
Silent Hill 3 and RE2 run if you want to see a glorious descent into madness. Also qt Chilean chick.
>>344523569
>bored teenagers
kek
>>344523857
It's about watching a man breakdown and descend into madness. It takes time.
We're watching adam_ak's Vice City run from 2013 SGDQ here:
https://synchtu be/r/SGDQ_2016_Bonus_Stream
>>344512190
fuck
>>344513845
marry>everybody else
kill
>>344523857
>I stopped at around 1:20.
You mean 80 seconds, not minutes? What's wrong with you?
>>344523569
based
>>344523963
Oh so it's about the speedrunner and not the game itself. I was watching without volume.
When does he start to lose it?
>>344524054
I don't know about him but you're making me lose it right now
>>344524054
I don't remember exactly, but there's good banter between him in the couch in the beginning, but he gets more and more tired as it goes on and everything starts breaking down. Probably starts being noticeable 30-40 minutes in.
>>344524054
It's gradual, and shit wont' make sense unless you hear it all. It's like a joke that people keep retelling and it gets more ridiculous with each retelling, but if you never heard the original you don't understand it.
>>344514889
>Jak and Daxter
Was actually amazing.
>>344515824
At first i thought this was about since tranny that hung itself or someshit and I was feeling no remorse. But damn dude, leukemia? No one asks for that and the nigger hung himself. And you started fucking his girl before he died, whilst spiting him for something completely out if his control?
If any of this is true, I'm glad he's banned holy shit
>>344524054
Right away.
He claims that they're in violation of Twitch ToS for showing an Anime on stream (because the game language is set to Japanese) but it's ok because he brought a cookie along so they can set the stream to "Social Eating" and be within the ToS.
This is within the first set of cut scenes in the game
>>344524054
>I was watching without volume
Are you fucking stupid?
>>344512190
Remainder that this guy is fucking her
https://twitter.com/Necromancia88
>>344515824
does this man think dead people read pastebin or what
who the fuck is he writing this to or is he just trying to be edgy
I'm kinda sad. The entire week I was wishing it'd be over so I can play some vidya myself but now that it's over I wanna keep watching. They even rejected my donations comment. Since it's hosted next to my state maybe I'll be there.
>>344524387
And the whole Air Canada thing happens pretty early on, as well.
What would be some good runs to watch on replay ?
I was busy wagecucking.
>>344524502
>The entire week I was wishing it'd be over so I can play some vidya myself but now that it's over I wanna keep watching.
Pretty much what I'm experiencing now too and probably will again when ESA happens later this month and ends.
>>344524548
None of them. The runs are fun because of the banter on these threads. The jak and daxter was amazing because of these threads. The people hating and loving it at the same time.
Watch the replays isn't that fun, even with rechat for twitch. You need the live /v/ threads to go along with it.
Guys, was the Jak and Daxter run REALLY that good? I'm a stupid fucking millennial and it's two hours long, isn't there a 30 seconds long version?]
I guess I'll have it playing in another room with the sound and screen off, but only if I can tell /v/ I watched it later and it wasn't funny and my taste is too good for it.
>>344524340
>>344516116
>>344517301
>>344524442
It's not me, it's a literal meme someone has been forcing for roughly a year in /srg/. I've never actually read it myself after all this time, but it's apparently pretty shitty whatever it is.
I usually don't even mention this because it's obvious, but you guys are gullible. Have a rare Caweb, though.
>>344524587
In b4 esa streams at a silky smooth 18 fps
>>344524689
It's not a good run. It's actually the worst Jak and Daxter run I've seen. But there's so much energy from the runner, the couch, the announced, the small audience, and the twitch staff occasionally showing up to say "hey, quit fucking talking about Owen Wilson" or fucking with the runner by holding up signs in front of him that it's great fun.
>>344515824
That is some damn fine literature.
So good that I just had to download for later.
This piece serves as a small, yet illuminating reminder that behind every certain there is nothing.
Attachment is a corrosive bind that must be severed, or to be more proactive: avoided.
>>344524689
Best run of the whole thing. Like this guy said >>344524681 you really needed to be here though. /v/ lost their shit during the 2 hours.
>>344524548
>>344524681
I guess I gotta accept that I missed out on the bantz while Mr. Shekelwitz was getting rich off me.
What were your favorite moments in the stream?
Mine was when I was able to catch Silent Hill 3 in time and the guy had a really calm voice. Also when he kept saying "Let's A Go" every 5 minutes. It was a meme of the moment I guess.
Don't forget about ESA in a couple of weeks
At least they're allowed to swear and have actual girls
>>344524054
>I was watching without volume
>>344524772
>>344524807
jesus christ you guys, I was false-flagging
>>344524828
Don't listen to the faggots saying "you had to be there".
They're just trying to cover their asses in case you don't laugh hysterically at the Jak and Daxter run, which you should watch the next time you have two continuous hours available because it's great
>>344524885
>the Fallout 3 run when the runner just happens to mention that it's the 2 year anniversy of his girlfriend "transitioning"
I had to alt tab out of my XCOM 2 game and go straight to /v/ cause I knew the thread was gonna go in a frenzy. Also seeing the twitch chat go mad as well was great.
>>344525040
If you watch it now and laugh at shit like 'where my car keys', 'woah' wtc then you have reddit tier humor. The threads made the run.
>>344517578
flat girls are the best
>>344525193
The threads are basically slower twitch chat. Don't be a fag.
>>344525040
>in case you don't laugh hysterically at the Jak and Daxter run
You won't laugh at it though. You'll be bored after 40 minutes and turn it off. Just like every other replay.
Watch gdq live or don't bother. Instead google your favorite game and watch a WR run of it if you aren't going to watch live.
>>344513871
YOOOOOOOO
>>344525331
t. reddit
Stay in denial.
>>344512190
The best girl was that super talented qt who ran Pikmin :3
>>344524828
you could always search the /v/ archives for "SGQ" and use the /r/speedrun VOD thread to sync up the threads with the reply
i'm rewatching a couple of moments and it's great bantz even if it's not live
>>344524716
post something random in 3 characters on your twatter then
>>344525432
kek
>>344525432
>"""""emily"""""
How do autists show up at these events?
>>344525602
Autismbux
>>344525602
Video Games.
>>344525432
>>344525526
story?
>>344525432
>30+ mins over wr
>5 mins over time
how does that even happen?
>>344512190
looks like sarina valentina
How was the finale and Mario RPG?
>>344512902
the fat one left, nope. the curly one next to 'her' nope, the guy with the red beanie, nope.
I'd do the rest. especially the one in the back. love black hair
>>344525602
Panhandling, parents, autism bucks.
>>344525515
ok why not
>>344517714
I know this means nothing to you since you've already made up your mind, but she had surgery on her elbow and wrist area and has been going to regular physical therapy sessions to help improve her arm's mobility. So it's not like it was some unrelated surgery, this really did affect her motorskills with her left arm.
I think she did well anyway, she was keeping up until the choke at the end, and even then she was a good sport about it. She openly admitted she was the least experienced of the group and that she was very nervous being there, so I don't see why everyone is so upset with her being there.
>>344525432
>girl
>>344525432
>literally killing off pikmin for no fucking reason
>oh no she killed a pikmin XDD
>everyone laugh
>save le animals becuase pikmin is too late XDD
>best
fuck you and all who think that was a ''''''''''''''''''''''goood''''''''''''''''''''''''''' run
>>344525689
Sarina will probably kill >herself when the baldness catches up to >her
>>344525857
you just hate her because she's a woman
Is it just me or *gdq lately is just attention whores who picked a random semi-obscure game to le speedrun for attention?
I haven't watched many speedruns this time around but I kept noticing it, I watched Link's Awakening DX and the guys kept commenting that they had no idea how to do certain parts of the game "casually" or had no idea about what was going on in cutscenes, this means they never played the game and never gave a shit about the game and just picked it up because it was a bit obscure but still well known and easy to run for attention.
Also that aspie Caveman during his cringeworthy run of Klonoa he managed to be cringier than him + Chibi all by himself this time around, also kept commenting that he didn't give a fuck about the game, picked it up because he had no competition, learned it by copying a japanese runner in a week, and so on.
We even had trannies le speedrunning semi-obscure game boy games like that ugly magicalgirlfaggot (obviously trannies must have girl somewhere in their username).
hey faglords
how much did they raise in the end? 1.2m?
>>344526165
$1,297,744.44
>>344514628
>square pupils
RUN
>>344525907
it was the first time I had ever seen a pikmin speedrun, and while surprised it was a girl doing the run, i didn't care
but then she started killing off pikmin for no reason, or because of slacking off or tripping or what fucking ever and she just threw them on water or left them to die (like that one blue pikmin that went on his own to fight that flying shit)
when i played it with my cousin for the first time we treated pikmin like actual people, and made sure to give even amounts of loot among the onions, and always tried our best to not let them die and mourn them when they did. took us more than 10 days to finish it
and then there's this bitch who just kills them because "she doesn't need them" so its okay to let them die. fuck that, fuck her and fuck you
>>344526220
did notch donate?
>>344526297
$15
>>344526269
>speedrunners should take longer to finish the game because me and my cousin treated the characters like people
Absolute autism
>>344525342
i watched the replay, laughed through the whole thing. I've watched plenty of replays and enjoyed them a lot. I don't need to be in these /v/ threads watching everyone just repeat the runner's jokes ad nauseum and memeing to enjoy watching a run.
>>344517291
that was so adorable, hope they're friends
>every one says Jak and Daxter run is the best
>watch the vod and barely laugh.
I don't see how/v/ threads would make it better. Its a pretty good run but idk about all the hype it's getting.
>that one faggot during a certain run who donated $5.45 and made up a story about his 5 years old daughter breaking her piggibank because she was watching agd and wated to donate so badly
>implying he wasn't just poor so he just donated a small amount and made up a story for attention
I hate humanity much more than usual sometimes.
>>344526469
it's because he didn't give a fuck about being PC and just enjoyed himself and wasn't a super autist
and he was pretty much the only one who did that so it was a welcome break from trannies and boring nerds being puppeteered by GDQ employees
>>344526392
oh i'm sure killing off pikmin because they tripped (and even then failed to do her self imposed """""""""""""'goals"""""""""""""") definitely saved her some time
i understand strictly managing pikmin for the sake of saving time, and leaving some behind because you're too busy to keep track of them, but just killing them because you can is fucking retarded
>>344522629
No runner cam.
By AGDQ'18 they will only stream pre filed runs and have a donation reader.
>>344526114
agreed about caveman, dude is a turbo autist. don't know why /v/ sucks his dick so hard
>>344526269
Are you actually retarded? It's a speedrun not a muhfeelsrun. Actually I was interested in watching that run because Pikmin 1 is objectively the best Pikmin game and the second best first party game on the GC, so what's the deal with the run having no audio on youtube?
there were girl runners? if yes can someone post the games?
>>344526841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz5xaqQRZJs
WAAAAAH XDDD
>>344526785
>>344526114
>it's a /tv/ doesn't know what a turbo autist actually is because they're all turbo autists themselves episode
>>344518663
Growers not showers.
>>344526816
nintendo copyright thing
emily posted about it on her twitter, her PB run also has no audio
>>344526785
Caveman looks like he has asperger's. Chibi had autism that's why they had a great awkward synergy. Unfortunately Caveman by himself is just an obnoxious sperg. I know because I am diagnosed with asperger's and I know I would behave like him if I ever wanted to speedrun a game, I would definitely also pick a semi obscure, piss easy game for the attention.
>>344524420
A true National Socialist.
>>344523569
fucking love that guy now
>>344526649
There's always going to be a lot of runs that are cringey and have autists running the games cause it's speed running. But I think most runs are usually decent and have chill people talking about the game and being mildly entertaining with no sjwing.
It was an entertaining run but I'm suprised people are so in love with it. At times it felt like they were trying too hard to make it seem like "this run is a total train wreck xD" with bonesaw being like "why are you on my couch?" to that one guy when he was just trying to make a joke or something and then him always asking "Why are people clapping?"
I'm not against it, I just don't find it to be praise worthy. Although the last 3 orbs be forgot did have me laughing.
new thread when???
>>344527668
what for?
>>344527668
It's over and has been for over 4 hours now. No need to keep a thread up.
>missed the FF6 run
:(
