I need help building my party, /v/.
First 5 decides his class.
Monk
4 black mages
>>344467621
Red Mage
>>344467621
Thief
>>344467621
White Mage
monk
>>344467621
4 fighters
All white mages, dont be a bitch just DO IT
>>344467621
4 Thieves.
warrior
Teef
>>344467821
this
Four white mages
>>344467895
Alright.
And what's our leader's name?
first 2 or 5 decides.
>>344467787
4 thieves
>>344467895
Good start.
White mage
>>344468147
Cosmo
>>344468147
Rosa
>>344468147
Fighter
>>344468147
Pooman
>>344468147
Penis!
>>344468147
Hitler
>>344468147
Grand Wizard
>>344468147
Slut
>>344468147
Nemesis
>>344468147
Boipussy
>>344468435
Won't fit.
shorten to G Wiz
>>344467621
are there any games like this?
>>344468568
Make it Grand Wiz, instead
>>344468769
you really overestimate how many letters FF1 gave you
>>344468435
Is this alright?
>>344468972
How about "G Wiz"?
>>344469091
don't steal my material
>>344468972
Do "GrdnWiz"
or something to that effect
Just doing "G Wiz" makes it sound like archie
>>344469194
Oops, typo.
"GrndWiz"
you know what I mean.
>>344469194
>>344469302
That's still too much, it's only 6 letters.
I think I'll just do G Wiz to get it over with.
>>344469194
>Just doing "G Wiz" makes it sound like archie
Archie's great though
G.Wiz is okay can we move on now please
If there's no more objections, let's move on to the next one.
What class is our childhood friend?
>>344469828
White Mage
>>344469828
MONK
>>344469828
Also a white mage.
>>344469828
Oh I forget, next 5 decides.
>>344469828
Red Mage.
>>344469828
Warrior
>>344469942
Rerolling White Mage
>>344469828
Thief!
>>344469828
white mage
White Mage
AnotherWhite Mage
>>344470125
>>344470125
Oh man.
And the name?
Remember, 6 letters, unless it's something I can easily shorten.
Next 3 or 5 decides.
>>344470334
Dr K
>>344470334
B. Mage
>>344470334
grand wizard
>>344470334
heal slut
>>344470375
>>344470405
>>344470443
>>344470334
P Wiz
>>344470443
why werent you faster.
>>344470375
That was fast.
What class is our love interest?
>>344470562
White Mage
>>344470562
White Mage
>not bals to the wal
shit thread.
>>344470562
MONK!
>>344470562
white mage
>>344470562
WHITE MAGE AGAIN
>>344470562
White Mage
>>344470562
red wizard is best love interest
>>344470562
White Mage
>>344470553
Rolling again for this name.
>>344470562
Oh, and it's just 5 again.
>>344470562
Monk
THIEF!
>>344470562
red mage
>>344470562
White mage
We need to komplete the party
>>344470562
White Mage
>>344470562whitemage
>>344470562
White Magee
WHITE MAGE
White Mage
>>344470562
Black Mage
black mage
>>344470562
5 get
red mage to end this heresy
>>344470562
Whitest Mage
>>344470562
White mage
>>344470562
WHITE MAGE WHITE MAGE WHITE
MAGE WHITE MAGE WHITE MAGE
WHITE MAGE WHITE MAGE WHITE
MAGE WHITE MAGE WHITE MAGE
WHITE MAGE WHITE MAGE WHITE
MAGE WHITE MAGE WHITE MAGE
>>344470562
White Mage
>>344470562
5 for Black Mage
Thief
WHITE BOI MAGE
>>344470562
Red mage
>>344470562
White Mage
>>344470562
Warrior
>>344470562
Peckerwood Mage
>>344470928
WHITE MA5E
>>344470562
monk
>>344470562
Black mage
>>344470562
Thief
>>344470562
White mage.
Next one should be a red mage though.
>>344470562
Warrior!
>>344471045
fug
>>344470562
Red Mage
>>344471045
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>344471045
DAMN YOU
WE MUST NAME HIM W.MAGE
>>344471045
Alright.
Next 3 or 5 for the name.
>>344471262
g wiz
>>344471262
W. MAGE
>>344471262
W.Mage
>>344471262
Asshat
>>344471262
Yamcha
>>344471262
BoiPus
>>344471262
Jotaro
>>344471262
Bartleby
>>344471262
M Asia
>>344471315
Neat
>>344471262
Kakaroto
>>344471315
hardy kek
>>344471315
Well then.
What's the class of our war veteran friend who's too old for this shit?
>>344471543
White Mage
>>344471543
White Magee
>>344471543
White mage
>>344471543
BLACK MAGE
>>344471543
Thief
>>344471543
Thief
>>344471543
Black mage
>>344471543
Thief!
>>344471543
Red Mage
>>344471543red mage
>>344471543
theif
>>344471543
Warrior.
>>344471543
white mage
>>344471543
Mage, White
>>344471543
Thief
>>344471675
Winrar
>>344471675
God is dead.
>>344471675
Winner.
And finally, the final name.
3 or 5 decides.
>>344471827
Taffer
>>344471827
BlkMan
>>344471827
W.Mage
>>344471675
But there is no "theif" class.
>>344471827
BoiPus
>>344471827
Monk
>>344471827
W mag2
>>344471827
Keiji
>>344471827
Thief
>>344471873
Pffft.
You got a party full of white mages after all, OP
>>344471827
egaM.W
>>344471827
Ebola
>>344471827
Dikbut
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that pic related is the best FF1 party combo?
>>344471873
wew lad
>>344471873
10/10
>>344471979
There is literally no reason to pick a thief.
>>344471827
DikAss
>>344471873
I expected nothing, but I'm still disappointed.
>>344471979
Four Knights shits on everything.
>>344472067
Ninja
>>344472114
my the gods bless your journey.
>>344467621
4 fighters, name's balls, to, the, wall
>>344472114
Post up through the Marsh Cave.
are there any other games like FF1 where you can choose your whole team in the beginning of the game?
>>344472184
H-Here I go!
>>344472114
that's going to be rough, good luck
>>344472274
Dragon Quest 3 and 9 and almost every Wizardry Clone (AKA Etrian Odyssey) in existence.
>>344472274
Dragon quest3
>All the knights in Corneria couldn't beat Garland
>Four random nobodies with nothing but chainmail and rapiers can beat him with ease
Explain.
>>344472519
Those 4 have the crystals.
Everyone else doesn't.
>>344472519
RPG Logic
>>344472519
Corneria's not the mighty military it's size would lead you to believe. It's basically Canada.
>>344472639
Well yeah but they are also perfectly capable of beating him as level 1 newbies.
>>344472519
dont you get your ass kicked by garland the first time you encounter him?
and then you get gear and crystals or some shit and come back later?
>>344472868
If you're a scrub.
It's possible to just punch him to death.
>>344472868
>dont you get your ass kicked by garland the first time you encounter him?
Nah dude you wreck his shit and he dies, but thanks to time loops and stuff he becomes Chaos.
>>344472868
You kick his ass at the beginning of the game, then you do everything, come back, and you kick his ass again for good measure.
This isn't so bad...
>>344472868>start with mission to crystals to save the world
>beat garland early on to fix a bridge
>crystal something something and get to what was fucking the world
>its garland who got pulled back in time or some shit after you beat him
>literally time paradox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc32Znoj8dk
>>344473136
You're gonna be one healthy motherfucker.
White Mages can be pretty badass.
I'm not the only one who wishes for a Final Fantasy 1 remake where you can choose the genders of your characters, right?
>>344467621
4 paladins or 4 monks, unless you are doing endgame
>>344473315
>white mage is evolving
>your white mage became
>a paladin
>>344473436
Dragon Quest 3 does it better
So what's the canon FF1 team? I think it's pretty obvious it consists of Fighter, White Mage, Black Mage but I'm not sure who would take up the fourth slot.
>>344473436
Some classes are pretty ambiguous anyway.
Anybody speak Chinese?
>>344473626
I know everyone shits on Dragon Quest 4's accents but at least you knew they tried (a bit too hard actually). This is just lazy.
>>344473601
Fighter Thief Red Mage Black Mage
I never noticed how cute the white mage overworld sprite is.
>>344473601
Warrior, Thief, White Mage, Black Mage
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>344473972
Because nobody has a whitemage in the lead
It's time for time white mage to battle the great Garland.
>>344474612
Whom
He's no match for our white privilege.
>>344474612
you're gonna getknocked down
>>344475000TRIGGER WARNING
*cast blink*
*Garland attacks*
*it was a hologram*
*slit his throat*
hehe, nothin' personnel
>>344475305
arent you going too fast?
We did it!
Game complete.
>>344471543
Red Mage
>>344475979
she gonna suck yo dick
>>344476050
All four?
>>344475634
*Cough blow job*
>>344475979
lesbian 4some awwwwwwwwwwww yeah
>>344476050
I'm not sure if anyone in this party even likes girls.
>>344476236
yeah but everyone likes blow jobs
>>344475402
? You can kill garland at level 1 easy on the gba version
Dude, they fixed the bridge.
What kind of magic is this?
>>344476375
didn't know this , only play the nes ver
"""warriors"""
>>344476448
Even on NES you've got a shot depending on your party.
>>344476448
and you can beat him lvl 3 easily on the nes version.
>>344476563
of light. that's a proper title so capitals actually fits there
OH SHIT
>>344476870
rip
>>344476870
HAMMERTIME
Everything turned out okay, G just needed some medical attention.
???
Talking Broom has some deep lore for us.
>>344477442
Mad Space.png
>>344477442
sdrawkcab elif eht gniman ton<
Underrated FF girl tbqh family
>>344476749
this fucking autist not understanding what the guy said and thinks he was questioning the grammar
holy shit, cwc would cringe
Somebody call Barneyfag
>>344477863
>cwc
Let's not get crazy, anon.
Uh oh
>>344478291
HEY NOW
>>344478291
It's ogre.
>>344476583
Level 3 is overkill. Level 1 is just mildly difficult in that Garland can two-shot a party member which you can easily fix with a single cure spell.
>>344473436
They were "supposedly" always meant to be ambiguous. The revamps just changed that.
THANKS WONDERSWAN.
After many wolf bites, ogre beatings, horses, and spending a night in a sleeping bag, we make it to our next destination.
>>344478672
Have fun with the butt pirates.
You aren't pirates, are you /v/?
>>344478672
>horsesWhat'd you do to the horses?
Literally the only usable weapon for this party.
>>344478914
They're in a better place.
Who's manlier Fighter or Black Belt?
>>344479132
What about the numbcucks?
>>344479203
Black beltWithout weapons.
>>344477874
He is an odd bird
>>344479203
>one uses weapons
GUESS
Oh man, I think these guys mean business.
>>344479229
I already have them, I just meant out of the new weapons.
8 PIRATES
>>344479251
>>344479465
There is literally nothing wrong with using weapons. Also Black Belt dies to a single tap by a big scary monster while Fighter can tank a thousand nukes and still fight. Plus look how fucking manly his class change sprite is. He's probably over 7 feet tall and around 400-500 pounds of sheer muscle IRL.
Luckily, they appear to have paper skin.
>>344479818
Nigga, that's 9.
>>344479934
Yes there is, pussy.
You have to sharpen weapons.
Don't have to sharpen your fist.
>>344479818
>average human pirate is far weaker than a level 1 black mage
Why the hell aren't all the towns slaughtered by monsters if your average human is this pitifully weak?
Sissy.
>Giving up his ship this easily
This man isn't a true pirate.
>>344480109
>implying carrying around a gigantic greatsword and plate armor doesn't require more strength than running around buck naked
>>344480434
Well, to be fair, running into battle buck naked requires balls so huge they close the weight differential anyway.
Aw yeah, now this is what I'm talking about.
>>344480532
Black Belt has to hide behind Fighter in fear of dying because he cannot take a hit for shit.
>playing the GBA version
Don't do this to yourself OP.
Some monsters are trying to hijack our ship.
>>344479818
9 vaganias
>>344480830
invade their ship and see how they like it
>>344480714
Black Belt and Fighter.
Not Master and Knight.
>>344479818
AYO HOL UP
Another attack, and they got the first move!
White mages down!
PANIC
>>344480830
>monsters
They are a perfectly natural part of nature you speciesist piece of shit.
>>344481187
IT'S OVER
ALL OVER
>>344481187
IT'S ALL UP TO WHITE MAGE NOW
>>344481187
Punch 'em.
The others pulled trough for me, luckily the elf village was not far away.
I had to pay 400 to revive our leaders though.
>>344481187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fIKWrG0Gv0
>>344481643
AROUND ELVES
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE WERE TOO LATE!
>>344481834
rip in pies linkhe never scored
Yeah, this won't end well.
I think it's time for a break.
>>344482961
Come on, give it one try.
>>344482961
I love these classic lets plays. Continue in another thread later?
>>344482961
do it faget
So I was progressing through FF1: Dawn of Souls, but I stopped playing because of the large amounts of XP you can get even if not intentionally, thus making the game easier and boring.
I want to get back at it, so I was thinking using a patch that makes the game harder. Is it worth of it, /v/?
http://www.romhacking.net/hacks/1978/
>>344483505
The bonus dungeons kick your teeth in
>>344481187
Thank's Obama
>>344467621
A good balanced party is:
Monk, Monk, Black and White mage
or: Monk, Monk, Monk and White Mage
>>344483170
>>344483301
>>344483417
I'm gonna eat, if you still went to see more, I'll continue when I'm done.
Just keep the thread alive if I take too long.
>>344483863
>not eating, playing, and fapping simultaneously
get a load of this scrub
>>344467621
Thief is useless as fuck, did a run on a stream with a Thief and it was a trainwreck - he ended up being my item bitch and dying consatatly.
Warrior is good if you want solid damage and a heal or two once upgraded.
Monk does best damage if you level up
Black mage for buffs and damage - you end up just using items for AoE on normal mobs and spells for nukes on bosses.
White mage is needed, but two red mages can do the same thing these two can do and do melee damage as well. just less damage with spells and healing.
>>344484082
anon you need at least one hand for each of those activities
>>344483863
EAT WHILE PLAYING YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT
YOU HAVE FEET FOR A REASON
>>344484124
>Thief is useless as fuck
Of course they are but their class change (Ninja) is pretty fucking radical.
Okay, I'm back.
I know this won't end well, calling me unprepared would be understatement, but let's head right in.
>>344484820
should've bought them repels, nigga
>>344484820
You can do it, OP!!!
Nice, I actually have a spell for this situation.
>>344485175
>dia
Is that what they're calling HARM these days?
>>344477698
FF14 did Matoya perfectly, just like every other returning nostalgia character. Such a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orvKqkgWZOc
This is really, really, bad.
>>344485563
You're doing fine.
>>344485563
RIP
Shoulda wiped them with Cure
G-Guys...
>>344485563
Off to the Power Peninsula.
>>344485563
>Thisisfine.jpg
>>344485781
Tbh i usually grind until I have enough money to buy what I need before going into the marsh cave.
>>344485810
Did they take that out in the remakes or is it still around?
>>344485975
Pretty sure they kept it for being so infamous.
>>344485781
If it was all fighters you wouldn't be in this mess
>>344473196
Came into this thread just to post this.
>>344467621
You playing this on an emulator or what, anon?
>>344485781
press f to pay respects
>>344485781
This is the end.
My only friend, the end.
Okay, let's try this again.
Behold, Diara!
>>344485781
>TWO White Mages
>against ZOMBIES
>and you still lost
Nigga you don't deserve my (F)I forget, you can Heal/Revive on Undead in that version couldn't you?
Shit man, the power...
>>344488014
no, instead white mages get a set of spells designed for killing undead, see >>344487995
>>344488014
Technically he has four.
Nice, some money.
If only I had someone who could actually use it.
Nothing else on that floor, better go heal before I go to other area since exit is on the way back.
>>344489057
It gets better, anon.
What are these things?
>>344489517
Cthulhu Wannabes
>>344489517
They copied demons souls
Whelp
>>344489517
Zoidbergs
>>344489724
u dun it nao
>>344489724
oh boy this is gonna be a long one
Okay, I'm ready this time.
Wait, why is there only three this time?
>>344490418
>he doesn't know
>>344490418
ohohoho
Well, we won, but at the cost of G.
I am the King.
>>344490736
of Faggots.
>>344490736
>astos up next
you're gonna getrubbed
Uh, I kinda forget where I have to go next...
>>344491484
Whisperwind Cove
>>344491484
Go to the north castle, fight the dickbag Asstoast, and get the crystal ball.
>>344491484
Screamgale Creek
north to the ruined castle.
prepare your anus
>>344491484
Ask Link to join your party.
>>344491617
Yeah, I forgot where it was.
NANI?!?
DEEP DARK ELVES
>>344492062
>>344492062
Masaka!
Ew.
>>344492285
ugly af
>>344485563
How the fuck do you lose to undead with team full of white mages?
>>344492285
>that party hat
>>344492285
NIGGER!
>>344492285
>Astos five minutes before OP
>>344492285
Uncle Garrison? I didn't know you appeared in this game!
You are quite powerful, Astos, but behold, my special move!
*holograms*
>>344492559
>You will never go to Kraven's birthday party
>>344492634
where the fuck is W. Mage
>>344492634
H-haiyai!!!
My illusions proved too much for one with such a simple mind.
>>344492781
My invisible magic.
>>344492781
Right here kiddo
*teleports behind u*
>>344492741
It's not as fun as it sounds. He just puts lolis in boxes and gives them to nazis.
Now we can help grandma.
>>344492781
The monk's right there.
>>344467621
>GBA version
good lad
>>344493052
Yay you killed Asstoast!
>>344493052
How many hours in are you so far, game time?
>>344493052
is that what we're doing?
>>344493052
You're doin' alright, kid.
>>344493337
2 hours and 52 minutes.
That's not counting the time I lost from my game overs.
>>344493576
WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THE BOAT
>>344493576
Are you shooting for any particular time? I forget how long it takes to beat the first one.
>>344493641
He got distracted playing IdolM@ster
>>344493676
Takes around 15 hours to beat the game, 18 if you plan on doing the bonus dungeons.
>>344493821
you can get it under 10 if you have a not shit party
>>344493641
Gotta go to grandma's house, anon.
>>344493676
Not really, no.
She's happy.
>>344493821
bonus dungeons are great though. Dat flarestick.
>>344494002
wow. rude. how's about a "please"
Now we can help the elf king!
B-But...
>>344494134
yeah but why do we want to help a bunch of shit bag knife ears?
>>344494134
Elf Prince. C'mon, man.
Okay, now this hurt.
I forgot Matoya was a bit of a cunt
>>344494384
You better get esuna stat, cause your whole party just got burned
>>344494251
>>344494384
Just because the pussy is old and rusty doesn't mean I can't crank it, you old bitch.
>>344494371
>Expecting me to remember the details of elves
>>344494719
That's a fucking Soda!
>That face
Could Link still be alive?
I got the key!
>>344494924
Adol would kick his ass anyways
>>344494828
>That's a fucking Soda!
Wait a fucking second.
It says jolt tonic, not jolt tunic.
I always thought they undressed the prince to wake him up.
Oh boy, it's Hammertime 2.0
>>344495120
>It says jolt tonic, not jolt tunic.
so you're basically illiterate
>>344495360
That's not the word I would use.
>>344494924
imagine hibernating for 5 years
There was a locked door that was bugging me back at Astos castle, I'm gonna open it.
JACKPOT
OH SHIT
>>344495809
oh no
>Undead
Heh, too easy.
>>344495492
well what do you know anyways.
Now I can be just like Ike, my favorite SMT character.
>>344495941
More than you, fagtron.
And guarding the left chest are some more undead losers.
>>344496101
That's also a Fire Emblem Weapon!
Maybe I can actually use this.
>>344496251
Shit, is multiple White Mages actually viable? Why does G Wiz have better health than Dr K?
>>344496403
>power staff
yeah, Ill bet you can find a use for that.
>>344496251
That monster spot is a great area for levels.
After killing another Mummy orgy and getting steel gloves, I walk out to find this.
>>344496425
>Shit, is multiple White Mages actually viable?
4 wmages will rape the end boss sideways
It feels good to be home once again.
Tell me, why are we wandering through the Giant's Forest?
>>344497287
because beyond it is the cave of no return
Garland has some pretty nice shit locked away.
>>344496664
my bf is out of town so it's probably getting a ton of use this week.
>>344496425
White Mages become beasts against undead creatures, due to a group of spell called HARM / HARM2 etc that do more damage than you would expect from their spell level.
The 4th level of HARM is ridiculously powerful, and the final boss is classified as Undead.
>>344497397
Right. And we would ever want to go there because?
Enough treasure hunting, let's go meet some dwarfs
>>344498148
Taking the hobbits to Isengard, are we?
>>344498148
>associating with dwarves
Holy fuck
>>344497978
Dude, weren't you listening to the old guy who tipped us off?
>>344498419
'ave ye' listn'd not to tis' dwarv's tongue?
Thanks for the thread op, gotta love a 4 white mage run of this game
I forget to get the nitro powder and had to run back
What did he mean by this?
>>344499372
u gon get raped.
Nice, now we can sail into the small opening.
>>344499663
NEXTGEN
E
X
T
G
E
N
This seems dangerous.
Let's do it!
Hello Mermaid-chan.
Just caught up with the thread, keep this shit going and rememberWHITE POWER
>>344500185
mermaid-chan is a shit
>>344499093
within the cave of no return lies the armor of invisibility
T-That's nice.
>>344499973
remember to get Umaro and Gogo while you're there!
>>344500185
Is she showing her fucking titties
Nothing else here but a statue of Cthulhu.
I'm out.
>>344500325
If the armor is invisible and nobody's ever returned from the cave how do they know what's in it?
>>344500464
aren't you supposed to fight that thing, or does it disappear when you kill the boss
>>344500464
trade her the yoshi doll for her seashel bra
I think this town has seen better days...
>>344500332
>y-you too
I'm sure this isn't important at all.
Vampire?
>>344500473
.....
well where would you suggest they put an armor of invincibility?
>>344500939
Don't go man. There's Giants and shit in the hallways.
Let's go show that vampire our white power.
Come on out vampire!
What is that thing?
>>344501628
College Shrek
>>344501628
Haven't you ever seen a lizard before?
I swear I walked into like 5 battles the last 8 steps.
This encounter rate, man.
>>344501836
You're in the Hall of Giants, where all spots are Giant battles.
Found this guy guarding a chest.
Sup anons, I remember playing this a few weeks ago, but I got stuck after getting the first crystal because I had no idea where the hell to go. Thinking of picking it up where I left off, can anyone help?
>>344502157
Travel to far east coast on lower continent, village their for fire crystal through the rivers and another river entrance for the float stone for the airship.
There was only a potion inside the one he was guarding, what a ripoff.
>>344502157
there's a circle of old guys that give you a canoe
I don't really remember anything beyond that
>>344502334
This. Sail to Crescent Lake and go through the Ice Cave with the canoe.
>>344502350
>there's a circle of old guys that give you a canoe
Just like when I was an alter boy
I found the vampire's children.
>>344502605The bats foreshadow something right?
Maybe our thief buddy could use this.
>>344502605
>you will never procreate with the vampire in order to give birth to flying abominations
>>344492909
Astos? Mo' like yo' ASS is TOAST!
I already have like 5 tents, this is worthless.How do they all sleep in a single bag anyway?
>>344503118
It's gonna get cozy here.
>>344503118
They huddle together for warmth.
I guess this is the batroom.
>>344503420
You little shit
And this must be the vampire!
Yeah, yeah.
Whatever.
Uh, did he scrape his leg or something?
>>344503842
Are you going to make another thread?
>vampire
How original.
>>344467621
Firstly, stop playing wussy remakes. Play the real game. Secondly:
BALS
TO
THE
WALL
Guess who's considered an undead enemy?
>>344503996
Probably not, I might just put it on hold after this.
One turn, what a pussy ass vampire.
>>344504181
You'd better enjoy all this undeath while it lasts.
Neat.
AN EVIL FORCE
>>344504592
what could possibly go wrong
>>344484145
>he needs hands to fap
>he can't succ of his own dick
>he needs hands to eat
>he doesn't bury his face in the food like an animal
I couldn't do anything with the EVIL SLAB so let's go back.
>>344504826
how can you suck your own dick and eat at the same time
>>344504826
>forgetting self-footjobs
fucking casuals
Now to get some rest.
I think I'll stop at this point.
I'll probably pick it back up at around 11 tonight.
or as early as 8 if I'm not busy.
>>344505224
What timezone?
>>344505361
EST
>>344504928
>he hasn't stabbed himself in the throat for a make-shift food tube
casual
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