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NEXT: Mitch vs. TASBot
LATER: Super Metroid
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>>344451268
Anon(faggot)
>she
>One Controller Three Games
>there are four controllers on the table
thanks TrAShBOT
First for xur
>>344451268
Thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAMWdvo71ls
>SHE
Worse every year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwPz85Z5kA
First for 10/10 kekking
my mind wanders
were there any good memes of this sgdq?
I want to fuck TASBot tbqh
WHAT THE FUGGGG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdXsTZY_R8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdXsTZY_R8s
Is this some sort of new fedora?
>>344451268
how many of them are actual boys and girls
>>344451268
how many hours left until this is over ?
how many of those ""girls"" are trannies?
All of them, except the fat one, right?
Hyped for 4 hours of Final Fantasy?
>>344451268
8 of the people in this picture are real women
Choose wisely
>>344451268
what is it about talon and kungfufruitcup
>>344451395
who's the 10/10 thick qt on the left?
holy fuck that smile
>>344451268
YFW the one in the Kirby hat is the only actual female in that pic
>Tasbot inputs visible on led controllers
neat
>>344451413
It's called a top hat you uncultured swine
TRANSITION
Why are unfunny autists so obsessed with this guy?
>having sub 120WPM typing speed
How? If you're born in the 90's there's no reason for you to type so slow.
Why is SGDQ so gay?
>>344451395
>those times when that grey blob was flopping its shirt to spread its stench
>TASbot finally shows up like an hour into the TASbot run
thanks uyama
Something Artistic? More like Something Autistic!
Official SGDQ 2016 Tier List of recommended runs:
>Old GQD Tier
Jak and Daxter
>Top Tier
Deus Ex: Blitzkrieg Edition
Trauma Center: Second Opinion
Sonic '06
Gimmick!
Star Wars: Jedi Academy
>High Tier
Super Mario World (Small Mario run)
Dude's Crest
Hagane
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Race)
Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight (One-Handed)
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (Blindfolded Disaster)
Aladdin (Ribbedkilla's Retirement)
Dustforce
Typing of the Dead
Actraiser
Curse of Issyos
The Elder Scrolls: Arena, Daggerfall, and Skyrim
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX
Pepsimeme
Catherine
>Mid. Tier
Sonic Adventure 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Max Payne 2
Donkey Kong Country 3
Fallout 3: Tranniversary Edition
Tetris Block (Excluding Setup)
Kirby and the Amazing Mirror (Co-op)
>Low Tier
Literally everything else
Special Mention: Ocarina of Time ("Glitchless")
>Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck Tier
Pikmin
Trials Fusion
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
How was everything after TotD this morning? I passed out.
god this waluigi "wah" shit from the crowd is so fuckin autistic
fits pretty well to the tranny shit thats going on
that Jak and Daxter run was GOAT.
if you guys knew how much sex is going on at GDQs you would lose your minds
>>344451481
wow, thats a big snake
>>344451567
most teens spend more time typing on their mobile devices rather than on a desktop keyboard
post cirnos
>>344451562
If I were to guess, vinesauce.
>>344451562
Because the tranny forced it every chance it got.
>>344451591
But Sylux was banned after his Fire Emblem run wtf
what is the ratio of transgenders in real life?
it's got to be tenfold higher at GDQ
>>344451382
context ?
>>344451567
i wasnt born in the 90s
>>344451395
wow that's a big mouth
I bet she can deepthroat like a pro ;^0
>>344451562
Its a tumblr meme from 2014
>>344451590
LOL!
>>344451580
I'd take an eternity of mild homoeroticism over a week of "muh trangender acceptance"
>my webm got deleted
THE THUMBNAIL WASN'T MY FAULT
>>344451591
>Guys joking around like this are banned
>Tranny infestation happens
;_;
>>344451474
I'm fairly certain that's Edobean? I could be very wrong.
>>344451495
Is that why everyone likes caleb?
He's an ugly, arrogant, blabbering prick that doesn't know how to shut up.
>>344451650
Baka
>>344451669
10% of the human population is trans.
/v/ won't accept this.
>>344451457
Yeah I fucking love FF6 T B H
>>344451591
rip sanae fumo
DRIVING AND IM SWERVING AND IM FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING
>>344451580
>/v/ complaining about something being gay
>>344451618
this is actually accurate
holy shit good job
>that TASbot
I wonder what ROB/FCR thinks of notion of being gutted and abused to entertain an audience of thousands
i'm so close to the final answer
>>344451618
>typing of the dead
i mean the runner and commentating was meh but the game itself is great to watch
>>344451618
diablo 2 was meh, pokemon red had some funny moments but that's it
>>344451268
>the white girl is with the shit skin
reeeeeeeee
>>344451618
I missed the pikman speed run. was it bad ?
>>344451742
that is not true
10% is gay, not trans.
>>344451268
How close am I?
>>344451591
rip wibbler
>>344451650
Like this?
>>344451660
>>344451720
Wait why was he banned?
>she
>>344451628
An anon at GDQ told us the ratio was 50 sausages to 1 blanket. He had proof he is there too by posting his badge.
So no thanks, go back to your gay orgy
>>344451767
ROB threads were pure autism of the highest caliber
>>344451691
This reaction almost looks halfway believable.
>>344451742
Actually it's 100% because gender is a social construct shitlord
>>344451725
cute
>>344451706
>re-entering elementary school
>undeniable animal attraction
>>344451670
The Donator was the same name of the guy who lost his wife to the previous sgdq because she slept with the runner.
>>344451457
final fantasy is a perfect background stream game while I work on shit
>>344451650
him on the background
>tfw no qt speedrunner gf
>>344451778
I would love to see chat during this, holy shit hahahahaha
fucking what
>>344451920
Which one is Cirno
>>344451786
It was comfy and went a little over but /v/ starting foaming at the mouth because of >she spam. The chat went emote only too
>implying it's possible to dislike based Spikevegeta
>>344451779
That's what I thought, thanks
>>344451865
You're a literal retard.
>>344451715
jesus GDQ used to be so much better
>>344451786
sorry but I don't reply to disgusting fr*gs
Best run incoming
>>344451879
That's a far cry from breaking any rule on 4chan and /v/.
>>344451940
>"g"f
>lost levels too
Holy shit
>>344451759
I only like feminine penises
Wasn't that done with Mega Man X 1,2,3 already?
>>344451968
The cute ice fairy on the couch.
>>344451920
he always seems like a chill streamer, a shame that his 'community' is such shit
What is happening?
>>344451838
Bertin got fucked by RNG
ok this sounds cool
>>344451920
>Witwix will never speedrun again
;_; Fat ass barely even does his variety streaming gig anymore
>>344451975
my nigga
>Richard Simmons is still on cam
Why though
AWW YEAH WATCHING THE SAME SHIT ON 4 SCREENS
>That explanation of what's about to happen
This isn't your everyday autism, this is advanced autism
>>344451650
Posting exploit to get INFINITE Seernose.
>>344451968
glasses next to bald dude
Am I the only one who has to listen to a recording of a breathing woman next to you before falling asleep?
why the FUG IS THERE 3 CONTROLLERS!!
>ProtoMagicalGirl there again
WHY WHY WHY
>>344451968
the one in glasses next to the bald guy
>>344451395
>its monster of the week episode
>>344451628
Maybe when tolki was there....
This is fucking dumb
>>344451778
Do you know where I can find a video of the run? I was asleep so I missed it. :(
>>344451975
I've actually hung out with Spikevegeta before. Dude is a fucking riot.
Great idea holy shit.
what is even going on?
LITERALLY MARIO REHASHES
Finally, some crazy TAS shit. I love many game 1 controllers even if they're impossible to follow.
>>344451725
>tfw no maid gf
>tfw no gf at all
>That image of the TASbot
A weapon to surpass speedruning
Why must you hide from us Cirno
>>344451481
>wow, i wonder if Ozzy's singing voice is so nasally because he broke his nose 30 times too
>>344452153
check vods my friend
its like 2/5th the way through the last 6 hours
Wait, all the inputs are the same for every game?
That's pretty cool.
why not put the inputs on screen
this sounded much better than it actually looks
>>344451920
is that giantwaffle in the purple twitch hoodie?
O shit, this run is good.
who are the top 5 cute guys from SGDQ?
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST SHOW ONE SCREEN AT THE TIME WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU RUINING IT?!
it just looks like four unrelated runs happening at the same time. tasbot disappoints againwell not me, i had 0 expectations
this is fucking amazing EvoMindBlown
>those socks
This run is pretty neat
>>344451778
this guy did better during nasa that shit was legit funny the gdq no fun allowed killed it
>Bring TASbot back
>The TAS block becomes good again
Wow it was that easy
>>344452242
That's what I thought but the camera showing the controllers are different.
Why is everyone so homo in here?
>>344452248
are you retarded
H-AYAI
>>344452257
Yeah it is. His fucking weird face is unmistakable.
>>344452019
Actually, he is quite shit himself. The only reason his community is shit is because he attracted it. They emulate him.
>she
The idea is cool but there's too much going on to follow it.
>tfw you need to tas your eyes to understand this run
>>344451745
underrated
>>344451413
thats a steampunk cosplayer failing to fully hide his power level
What am I supposed to pay attention to here?
The white socks are triggering the /fa/ in me.
>>344452227
isn't he shy-ish or something
I hope they don't run some reddit cringe shit like Brain Age last year
>>344452320
>Pulled up white crew socks
>Shorts
WTF is this guy saying?
where is monitor chan
Couldn't understand a damn thing this guy was saying.
just got permabanned for typing USA in chat when he said July 4th
nice event speedcucks
>>344451628
Gross.
>>344451395
>literally nobody looking at this massive creature
>creature looks dead and lifeless
Is this a fucking screengrab from It Follows? This is horror movie shit.
>>344452248
There are literally 4 controllers you can look at right there
>trying to commentate 4 different games at once
>tasbot donating
>memes
>forced humor
>randoms on the couch
jesus fucking christ what the fuck happened to the tasblock
>>344452403
Monitor-kun was great
????????????????????????
>>344452451
banned
>that setup
>>344452451
They didn't want an inanimate object to be more entertaining than the runners
what the fuck are these jokes
cut this foreigners mic the fuck off
>>344452331
was he more down to earth instead of being pg during NASA? i only watched f-zero gx with shit quality
How the fuck are all 4 of these games "the same inputs"?
One Mario is jumping while one is running right and another is going left
>>344452306
Retard
Is it true Fumos got banned?
What is the problem?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GUY SAYING.
IS HE TRYING TO SPEEDRUN TALKING.
What the fuck is he saying?
>>344452403
>>344452496
Why did they get rid of her again?
>>344452306
Did you even get whatsd going on?
american mario 2 is for pussies. original japanese mario 2 is for real hardcore players.
??????????????????????????
Top right controller has obviously delayed inputs
Did they address that?
>>344451812
the one on the far right is a biological female
>>344452515
DELETE THIS
>>344452486
people told other people about the first total control
and then normies knew of it
I CAN HEAR THE SALIVA
HOLY SHIT STOP
>>344452393
>runners not wearing full Rick
I'm disgusted.
BREATHE MUSHMOUTH BREATHE
This run is interesting but jesus this commentary is hurting my soul.
>>344452525
IS THAT A MOLE !!!
MUMBLES THE DEATH DEALER
>>344451618
Catherine? Story or Babel? How was it?
Do you think they're gonna finish at the same time?
Skynet was a mistake.
this is shit
>>344452403
kek
Swallow your fucking spit you fucking mongaloid
Bonesaw is my husbando
top right is fucked
This sounds like a grade schooler trying to read a book out loud quickly
WHY HAVE A GUY WHO CAN'T SPEAK FOR SHIT TELL THIS
>>344452631
I thought it was Babel? But I'd like to know if its worth watching, too.
>>344452572
they're delayed to account for different console startups, I assume
Look at the buttons on the 4 NES controllers.
They're not even the same inputs.
Wtf???
WHAT
IS
HE
SAYING
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>344452527
basically the four games react differently when multiple inputs are done.
Like holding left and right at the same time, holding A and so on.
>twitch chat spamming NotLikeThis
>whining about the 4 screens playing at once
Do they got ADHD over there or something?
fuck it this event is pretty much done i doubt there are any trannies left to laugh at and there is nothing interesting coming up
>TASBOT
>2+3 SINGLE INPUTS
its a fuckin nes controller fuck off
>telling the announcer to read donations so the other commentator will shut the fuck up
>clearly shows 4 different inputs
>yfw they're going to hit a million
>>344452706
wtf I hate TAS runs now
>>344452572
it doesn't matter if the same exact inputs are used for all runs
>>344452639
daily reminder that we use AI daily and it is absolutely everywhere just as soon as it's been developed it gets a different name as not to spook people
>>344452525
yeah and the whole room was making fun of the text that appeared the game was explained well and ran well
NASA needs work but it was easily 50x better than SGDQ. SGDQ are usually better than AGDQ,well not anymore obviously but man was this event bad.
>>344452573
>biological female
This run would actually be better if Autismo over here would shut the fuck up for a nanosecond.
>not the same inputs
>>344452631
>>344452703
It was Babel. Dude did coop by himself using a controller and a fightstick. It was pretty good.
>>344452724
anon you're going to miss the save/kill animal donations :^)
>the controller LEDs aren't synced
>>344452762
Yeah, what is this blasphemy?
>>344452525
I would have watched NASA if they didn't broadcast in such shit quality.
>>344452142
mad.
>>344452771
>mfw oil arab donates 100k and snipes the 1 mil
<
>world 7
>last world
lol
The LEDs on the controllers are all over the place
>>344452698
>>344452694
He's trying to do same kind of thing as the Spanish dude who ran the game by Gimmick devs.
Not working nicely, when you can't articulate well.
>>344452771
I don't think they will anon they only have a couple of hours left and still have 100k to go
I'm confused
I thought it was playing 4 games with one controller, so the same commands are going to all games
but the 4 controllers show 4 completely different inputs
so wtf is going on
>>344452807
or as we say, not a monstrosity
>>344452715
Twitch Chat is the worst thing to happen to Western civilization
>2d mario run up
>/v/ hates it
>2d mario with some pretty lights in sync on a different screen
>omg this shit is awesome!
if the gameplay actually looked synced that would be one thing, but due to technical shit or something it doesn't, so who cares.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOORE
This is impressive and all but damn is it boring.
>>344452860
This
They are cheating. This is shit.
When will they realize it's impossible to focus on 4 screens at once?
this is impressive but it's too hard to follow, they should have went with just SMB and LL
>>344452861
almost as bad as that kirby run
why do i have a feeling someone is gonna speedrun 2 NES mario games at once
>>344452762
Games synchronized at different speed.
They are very obviously not all using the same input,
This is why this block always sucks.
THEY'RE JUST A NORMAL TAS
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
KINDA WISH YOU'D EXPLAINED THAT AT THE START YOU FUCK
>>344452894
This isn't impressive. This is just programming a robot.
This robot doing all 4 games at once is not impressive for a machine.
>>344451268
Why are there so many degenerates in one picture?
>says why the LEDs are behind at the END OF THE RUN
>>344452803
yeah nasa has potential.
are there vids for that run? that game is a hoot and theres nothign going on with sgdq
WHAT THE FUG
>the controllers actually account for game lag and different console startups
that's impressive
>>344452905
>>344452878
>>344452860
>>344452836
>>344452832
>>344452762
well you got your explanation
That was kind of dumb
>>344452762
>>344452949
the inputs are the same but they're desunced
>OVERTIME
technically impressive
visually, a waste of my fucking time
c r i n g e
>One second over
BANNED
>that simultaenous finish
>>344452915
>not looking at the center of the screen to see all 4
>over estimate
Well this block was shit.
>TAS showcase
ResidentSleeper
>>344452832
>>344452905
They just fucking explained it.
The games take inputs at different speeds.
I can't understand a fucking thing they're saying
>one second over estimate
BAN THIS BORING SHIT
>this donation
>>344453008
god TASbot is so fucking lame
>>344452951
They do though, it's just each game has a different input lag which adds up after a while
Yo this announcer is literally worse than edomeme
>1 second over time
TAS bot is gonna be banned
>>344452486
what memes?
THEY ARE ALL USING THE SAME INPUT WITH DIFFERENT DELAYS FOR THE FOUR GAMES
THEY ARE ALL USING THE SAME INPUT WITH DIFFERENT DELAYS FOR THE FOUR GAMES
THEY ARE ALL USING THE SAME INPUT WITH DIFFERENT DELAYS FOR THE FOUR GAMES
THEY ARE ALL USING THE SAME INPUT WITH DIFFERENT DELAYS FOR THE FOUR GAMES
muted
>>344453008
I literally muted for 1 second, what's theexplanation?
>over estimate
Ban TASbot.
>singing
>>344452982
well the impressive part was that it was its using the same inputs for all 4 games but watching the controllers that doesnt seem to be the case so i dont fucking know
>>344452970
Why would anyone want to win that doll?
I bet that blackie rubs his dick all over it.
Jesus fuck the singing
>>344452878
It's same sequence of button inputs for each game, but because of frame lag etc they don't perfectly sync up in real time.
>>344452874
don't worry, there will be some big """""anonymous"""""" donations
>>344453075
why didn't they say that shit at the beginning
>>344453083
lag.
JUST
>>344452892
>Not showing feet
Dropped.
>>344453075
LITERALLY CHEATING
STARTING OFF WITH UNLIMITED STAMINA SAVE TIER RUN
>>344451268
You forgot faggot fantasy 6
Where are the fumos?
>>344453008
I just went to the bathroom, what did they say?
Just think the person that made this could have made something big with other tech stuff. Used it on video games instead.
>people mad at an 8 minute run
is that go1den announcing?
>>344453083
Different framerate and lag
One game started a full second later
>>344453075
RUINED
>>344452892
that nigga works quick
>>344452982
You dumbass the execution itself isn't impressive it's that a human being programmed this.
4 simultaneous games on one controller that all finish at the same time.
I knew when I opened this thread I'd read a bunch of pathetic tryhard bullshit about how it was shit and they could do this themselves.
>>344451268
Why do I have to look at a picture and guess that someone might actually be a born female
>>344453075
but no input is still half a button press
>>344453115
I'm kinda' doubting the "same input" part too.
>>344453075
then it's not really using one controller, is it?
fucking lame.
That simultaneous end was pretty damn amazing.
At least this announcer knows how to have some fun.
no fucking suprise tas like every other gdq?
THEY BETTER NOT MISPRONOUNCE HER NAME
>>344453184
raelcun
>>344452892
Is that stiv?
IT RETURNS
>>344453147
Usually they hold back Yetee and Humble and Twitch shit, but Humble is doing record low due to their greed. And Notch is boycotting.
So they might actually shit the bed this year. Too many greedy incentives missed, too.
LOOK AT THOSEPLUGS
>fatty picking his nose on camera
ew
>>344452887
Yeah, I know right? And you can never tell whether they are being serious or just ebin memeing like the retards they are.
>>344453152
Probably assumed that people aren't retarded and can figure this out themselves.
>>344453083
something about lag and loading on real hardware
but he mentioned lost levels would specifically lag behind about 1 second
I imagine if we watched perfect lagless emulators it'd be perfectly synced
>>344453180
>implying they aren't never mad
So /v/ would you rather fuck the hamplanet or the jew tranny?
PIZZA'S HERE, /v/! COME AND GET IT!
![[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 21 [720p].mkv_snapshot_08.00_[2016.04.25_19.26.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/YL4NgAA.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Osomatsu-san - 21 [720p].mkv snapshot 08.00 [2016.04.25 19.26.24]")
>>344453234
CHURNO
4 HOURS OF FFVI
MAN THE HARPOONS
IT'S THE WHITE WHALE
I still get confused at this every year. Why do they need the giant machine on the table? Why can't they just pre-record the TAS and play it? That's essentially what's happening anyway.
>>344453083
Every game has different input delay.
>with my gf
>>344453234
Seerno?
>>344453196
Except it wasn't one controller. Not even close.
>>344452892
rip plaid guy
>>344453196
>on one controller
Are you fucking blind?
It's 4 different controllers, set at different times.
>>344452874
Only a couple? There's like 8 hours left
>whole point was it was the same inputs for all games, so you could see everything happening at the same time
>they were out of sync
Terrible.
>>344453204
Actually, all the games started off holding A so it was only half an A press.
Didn't they break like $1.5 or $2 mil one of these recent years?
>>344453285
>mushrooms
Fuck you
>>344451940
Adrian was quite nice. She and Cosmo still together?
Can someone post "it", if you know what I'm talking about
>>344453196
Cept it wasn't the same inputs which is what they advertised.
>>344453249
Stop you'll make someone post that cosmo butt plug picture.
>>344453249
DELETE THIS
>>344453234
Sirno?
>>344453285
woodberry desu
THE FAT.
>>344453249
I never thought kneesocks would be this unsexy.
>>344453234
gook cartoon girl
Will our hero ever...
>>344453249
That poor R.O.B.
It's like getting violated against its will.
>>344452892
Damn, redghead has been seen with different men everyday. She truly is the one being done quick.
>>344453249
look at that tranny thigh
>>344453285
That's pretty tasty looking. What's the sauce?
>>344453234
Churro
>>344453249
HE GOT HIS OWN BADGE!
:D
THIS JUST IN:
Doctors without borders will give girlfriends to everyone.
>>344451865
> says gender a social construct
> states 100% of the population is trans
makes sense, waterhead
>>344453316
People bitch if they don't.
>>344453285
Absolutely disgusting
Who else is with me? its time /v/ distanced themselves from this tranny loving sjw event.
Keep in mind
WR holders got rejected runs MEANWHILE trannies got 5runs EACH. Fun runners are BANNED. Comments are BANNED. Constructive feedback on reddit is BANNED.
Dgq is about donations, they dont give a fuck about games or runners anymore.
What is this?
I thought the finale was today?
>>344451268
>Talon completely cucked FiFi and pretended to be his best friend to get closer to his girlfriend so she'd leave him
Indians are such fucking scum.
>>344453234
You fucking baka stop helping them
>>344453239
kek
>>344453351
anon...
>>344453214
they literally had 4 controllers, it was never one controller, it was one input, the games move at different input speeds
>fake binary
It's like these faggots don't even bother to learn it
SEVEN HOURS LEFT
98K TO GO
CAN THEY MAKE IT?
>>344453347
You have a problem with mushrooms but not some gross ass salad dressing on a pizza?
FIND THAT BINARY DONATION
I BET IT SPELLS TRANS WITH ASCII CODES
ZIRO WUN WUN WUN ZIRO ZIRO ZIRO WUN WUN
OOPS WRONG LANGUAGE
SUCH A NERD LMAO
XDDDD
FIRST A TRANNY FUCCBOI
THEN A FAT FUCK
NOW A FAGGOT WITH A MAN-BUN
GDQ is a lost cause.
>>344453358
Not really senpai
>>344452874
Still over ten hours left. But they'll probably hit the million before Super Metroid is even over, shit loads of last minute donations for the save/kill animals thing.
>>344453187
So? Use the inputs while it's loading still. Have them show up on the controller. They might as well stop the imputs from showing when they pull a beet or when they finish a level too then.
what a fucking garbage donation comment.
>>344453346
The count on screen doesn't include all the external stuff like humble bundle, just the raw incentive donations
>>344453467
Yes.
Is that a problem, jiggaboo?
>>344453346
1.3 in ADGQ 15.
They have been struggling to even get to 1 mil ever since.
>>344453440
what the fuck is "dgq"
>>344453249
WOW who is that cutie girl patootie on thigh highs?
>>344453427
I can't afford one!
>>344453453
I actually had a dream about these people in which they talked about doing this beforehand and then all had sex.
I woke up screaming...
>someone got positive reaction for a donation joke
>repeat the same joke expecting the same result
Literal autism
>>344453461
they always magically find like a hundred grand at the end
>I WELCOME OUR TASBOT OVERLORD
>BOW DOWN TO OUR TASBOT OVERLORD XD
>I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW TASBOT OVERLORD
LOL!
>>344453427
Holy balls..
Does this give /v/ hope?
>People literally didn't enjoy that.
You grew up too fast. Bury your video games in a beautiful funeral and never look back.
>>344453461
easily
![50997d2708b8c00d5f1d80081e44a62b[2].gif](https://i.imgur.com/cCIPFau.gif "50997d2708b8c00d5f1d80081e44a62b[2]")
Who's looking forward to this 4 hour """""speedrun"""""
>>344453461
maybe
>>344453557
don't dead open inside
>>344453527
like most of them then
>>344453505
Second best eeveeultion.
>>344453539
It used to include them, they did running totals couple times a day. Then they realized they could jew harder by hiding their power level.
What's with this Waaah Waluigi meme? I haven't heard it in any other GDQs, but I hear it every 5 minutes in this one.
Did something ebin happen that I missed?
SHUT THE FUCK UP GOING WAAHHH WAAAHH XD XDXD IN THE BACKGROUND
NOBODY CARES FAGLORD
>>344453441
Are you retarded? Genuine question.
>That distant echoing WAAAAH
>>344453557
Doing Games Quick
>>344453453
jesus christ
>>344453206
The TAS stuff is usually documented on TASVideos so you can replicate it at home.
Literally who is the people in that picture?
Are they the new faces of speedrunning?
Cosmo went crazy sure, but wheres siglemic? Werster? Trihex?
>>344453545
>Hates veggies
>Loves dressing on pizza
found the amerifat
>>344453557
Dollars Gone Quick
>>344453557
dicks gone quick
>>344453285
Mang. Now I kind of want a pizza. But I already made burgers today.
Posting from America btw.
GREETINGS FROM <YUROPOOR COUNTRY>! MY MOM JUST DIED! THANKS TO THE STAFF AND RUNNERS FOR AN AMAZING EVENT! KILL AND OR SAVE THOSE ANIMALS! <WITTY END COMMENT>!
>>344453515
>Use the inputs while it's loading still
Then that would fuck up the whole thing
>>344453474
it translates to nothing or one character at best.
How do you pronounce Cirno?
>>344453453
>pretty girl
except for the whole 'blatantly a dude' thing
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>more fucking WAAAHH
>>344453620
The tranny started it because they made mario purple in Mario Land
>>344453618
after glaceon i hope?
EVERY TIME
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
BAN HIM
>>344453692
sir-no
>>344453602
I enjoyed the Final Fantasy relay races last year. Dunno how much I'll enjoy this, but 6 is my favorite FF so I'll sit through it as long as I can.
>it literally didn't work
>for another year in a row
SGDQ is dead
>>344453249
Is that a religious Star Wars shirt?
>>344453674
THANK YOU FOR SHOWING THE WORLD THE POWER OF GAMERS
>>344453554
they got 1.2 million at both sgdq15 and agdq16
>>344453692
Queerno
>>344453557
Destroy degenerate queers
>>344453440
NASpeedMarathon and /srg/ marathon 2017 are going to overtake the GDQ shit
Ha ha ha ha ha TAS CREW TECHNICAL FAILURE JOKE Ha ha ha ha ha
>can't even press play on a video
>>344453650
>loves disgusting ass mushrooms
>hates flavor
Found the muslim
ebin
2 SECOND RUN
SO EBIN
WOW
DONATE ALL MY MONEY LMAO
>>344453692
Sear-No
Alright, what the actual fuck
>>344453692
Si Ru No
TCR in 30 mins
01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01101110 01111001 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 01111001 01110111 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 = tranny everywhere
>>344453692
key-moh
>>344453023
then who cares? what's the point of doing them simultaneously if they aren't synced? what a dumb gimmick
gotta go fast
Literally choke.
>>344453453
Holy fuck
>2 seconds
whoa.........................
>>344453692
Chi-ru-no
WTF was that
haha epic XD
TIME! HAHUEHHEHEHHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHHUH XD
What.
>It's a credits warp episode
TIMTIMEE time.
>>344453678
But the whole thing was to use the same inputs at the same time. Just have every game wait for loading then start.
>>344453709
I'm more of a Flareon guy, though Glaceon is good too.
>>344453618
And what is the best?
WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME
what
ok
>>344453075
it doesn't matter anyway, since it's a robot playing the whole thing.
wat
that wasn't done by a human
TOO FAST
>>344453453
perverts
>>344453867
>>344453868
>syncd posts
>mashing 6 thousand times per second
that run was fucking EPIC bros!
>>344453620
Nerds love Waluigi, probably because they are the Waluigi in their group of friends
For what purpose
>>344453346
agdq 16- $1,216,309.02
sgdq 15- $1,215,601.49
agdq 15- $1,576,085.00
sgdq 14- $718,235.07
agdq 14- $1,031,665.50
sgdq 13- $257,181.07
agdq 13- $448,425.27
sgdq 12- $46,278.99
agdq 12- $149,044.99
sgdq 11- $21,396.76
agdq 11- $52,519.83
>>344453453
Comedy gold. So is this guy just incredibly fucking beta and will accept anything that will allow him to fuck it, or is he just a faggot?
>TAS segment
Wish they did this shit at the beginning and get it out of the way.
>>344453647
Siglemic I dont know
Werster banned
Trihex is a fraud
>>344453692
cirno
"chiruno"
チルノ
>crowd thinks a human will beat a tas
>TASbot vs. Human Kaizo run
Hope the runner gently bumps the TASBot's table so it's inputs stop working
>Mitch has to beat 2 seconds
nothing fucking beats reprogramming pokemon into twitch chat via inputs
>>344453674
>My mom died, so I'm gonna donate money to a charity that had nothing to do with her death or her life. My mom died but my donation is happy.
Are these jews all robots? Can they not even emulate basic human emotion?
>>344451618
OoT glitchless is high tier
>>344453692
le animeme ecks dee ANIME! ECKS! DEE! SO KA-WAH-EEE! GI RU GA MESH!
HOTPOCKET
>>344453901
Where do retards like you even stumble in here from
This is dumb
>casuals cant even press a button 6000 times in a single frame
gtfo
>>344453815
why does it matter? the games still accept the same inputs, they're not interdependent
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
>>344453571
How'da ya cope
Now this is autism
H-HAYAI
>mitch chokes again
HOT POCKET LOL SO RANDOM XD
I WANT A HOT POCKET
What the fuck is happening?
LE JANITOR'S FAVOURITE SNACK
LE MEME DANK
MEMES
>Social Eating%
>sponsored by hotpocket
wew
>colbert humor
>>344453885
Not him, but Umbreon is my favorite. It's just socute.
Is is American%?
>hot pocket
Woah... so this... is... the power of... /v/...
>literally doing the same fucking joke as that colbert thing
A U T I S M
>>344453943
So we're finally on the downswing? Thank god
IS it wrong if I really hope he burns his mouth?
shitting me
fucking moderator incentive meme run bullshit garbage TAS piece of fucking I'm so happy I haven't donated to this fucking event
>>344453943
>sgdq 14- $718,235.07
>agdq 14- $1,031,665.50
>sgdq 13- $257,181.07
what happenend there?
>Hot Pocket%
Thanks for the fresh new memes GDQ
>literally stealing the gag from the Colbert show
>literally works on 4chin
HAHAHA ITS THE COLBERT JOKE XDD
this is epic for the win
>>344454049
Everyone is getting free prizes
>TASbot playing a romhack vs. a mod eating a hot pocket
Might as well mute and wait for Super Metroid
>Turn in to watch people play games quickly
>Get this autistic shit
>>344453943
Loosing money 2 years in a row
>>344452998
Dammit I can't find a VOD
So is there any specific reason as to why so many speedrunners are now degenerate trannies?
HE TAKES HIS EATING VERY SERIOUSLY
>>344453885
Flareon.
FOR
R
E
E
>sponsored food
>>344453440
What are the alternatives? I know a few months/weeks ago there was supposed to be another speedrun event, but I only saw one thread about it and I think I was balls deep into a game at the time.
>sandbagging this hard
Final Fantasy already man
Fuck this boring gay TAS shit.
>>344453539
>>344453554
>>344453943
You have my thanks
I hope he literally chokes on that hot pocket
more Hot Pocket advertising
pussy faggot i could eat that shit in one bite
>>344454087
Skyrim speedrun added
>>344454049
I think theyre copying the Colbert thing
HE DOES IT FOR ____
colbert is gonna sue
>>344453234
SIR-NOH?
Ok this is literally retarded
What the fuck I could eat a hot pocket in like 15 seconds
Weak ass stomach nigga
>can't eat a hot pocket in 2 bites
NEW
>>344454202
>snack eating
>it's hard
>i still have it in my mouth
>donated to watch a man eat a hot pocket
Glad that I don't give these autists my money.
What's the Colbert joke?
>>344453882
I think its a little more complicated then that my friend, I don't remember exactly what he said though so I won't argue.
mitch was on team hot pocket so he's eating a hot pocket
Do you guys even watch this shit
>sponsoredby twitch
>Social eating plug
SHILLS
wut?
TAS didn't even beat the game...
>all this twitch mod bitching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>/b/
who the fuck is colbert?
>>344453943
Does it make me a hipster if I've been watching since '11 and think the early years were much, much better?
>>344454243
Not everyone is a fat fuck, anon.
>have to take a shit
>going to miss the meems
>>344454345
>He doesnt know Stephen Colbert
>>344454353
no, because they were better
>>344454345
His real name is Suq Madiq
>>344454073
That's called a reference, autismotron
>>344454373
>Having a tiny baby mouth
>>344454404
He's better off not knowing
>>344454353
The more popular something gets, the more stale it gets
>>344454404
not everyone watches shitty murrican tv
>>344454345
>>344454268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvLwpnn1F4Y
>>344454353
Absolutely not my friend.
I haven't watched all week. I'm watching now, but I feel dirty doing so.
>>344453247
>And Notch is boycotting
fill me in senpai
buy the shirt lol ):)))
>>344454345
some americuck shit
>>344454516
>implying any other part of the world is any better
>>344454067
I remember trying to get one back when silver first came out. I grew to hate happyness evolutions because of that.
>advertisement
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Epic.
>>344454404
>He doesn't know a comedian for literal normie libfags
i wish i didn't
>>344454353
Nah, it doesn't.
>They weren't organised by "(((professionals)))", just by regular folk
>There were no guidelines on the humour that you were allowed to use
>No trannies
I miss those days.
this part is boring as hell, gotta check out for a bit
>tfw missed tetris
how was it?
>>344454549
Notch is not happy with Twitch Camslut Tokens so he's boycotting Twitch and donating directly to MSF.
>>344454621
Go away pol
>>344454549
Notch is refusing to donate through GDQ because he dislikes twitch's new "cheering" tip jewry because it's GDQ's fault apparently.
>>344453943
It would appear SGDQ earnings are less on average than AFDQ ones
>>344454353
This event has been mostly filler with only a handful of runs actually worth watching
>>344454686
tranny/10
>>344454686
Impressive as usual
>>344454686
Kinda shitty.
>>344454720
GDQ is a twitch-sponsored high profile event. You can tell because every time the host says the event name its followed with "sponsored by Twitch" you tard.
So their big TASBOT reveal was the 2 second completion or spawning a fucking hotpocket? I'm confused
>>344454720
he's just not donating through GDQ which is as married to twitch as you can get. he's a billionaire he probably donates 100k + a year to charitable organizations to skirt taxes.
>>344454686
Literally an entire hour of setup, and afterwards there was a tranny who picked the game up one year ago choking
>>344453398
underrated
Literally the worst TAS Block
>That's TASblock
it's fucking nothing
>>344454621
At least Colbert is sometimes funny, un like Leibowitz.
What a fucking shit TASbot showing
>>344454738
That's correct. They usually also shilled less hard since romscout was in charge. But that obviously changed now. Also I feel like people got better shit to do and money to spend on in summer.
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>>344453247
>greedy incentives missed
Were there? I fucking love when these jew pools fail.
>Hard transition
>>344454129
What were you honestly expecting?
>>344454843
The tranny made fun of Cosmo during the interview though.
>My mind wanders
>Those shitty plushes
who would donate for that crap
Pandora Papa on screen.
>>344454974
Literally like 10k - 40k incentives for 10 min glitch exhibitions.
No racism, sexism (including excessive grill spam), discrimination, homophobia, or hate speech against other viewers, runners, staff or attendees
No history, politics, conspiracy theories or religion (including 9/11 and nazi spam)
No links
Do not encourage others to spam
No Custom bots that post in chat or whisper
Adding Kappa to your message is not an excuse
No excessive ascii or copypasta spam
>>344454859
Hands down the worst one yet, that VVVVVV run was utter garbage
>>344455079
I thought we weren't getting ultimate doom to be honest.
25k? the fuck were they thinking?
>>344454081
It ain't on the downswing yet
>>344455097
This whole event has been pretty bad.
>>344455092
>No history
Sheeple only please.
Also pretty sure "excessive" is a redundant term and means "actually we will ban you for doing it once."
dude chokes in the interview lolololol
>>344454824
2 second completion.
The hot pocket is the result of the rom hack made by the runner. Nothing to do with any TAS.
>>344455097
this. reprogramming pokemon to stream twitch chat was by far the most impressive. I was hoping for more crazy and equally creative shit like that
>>344455189
This is said every year. I disagree, but I'm surprised so many people still watch with the amount of times I see this.
>>344455281
Well he's gonna be banned.
>>344455383
/v/ is fortunately not the whole internet.
>>344455423
Nah he's not, the run was well received.
Almost a million
Can't wait for the influx of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ANONYMOUS""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" donations
>>344454859
Yeah, the last AGDQ TAS block was better. At least did something different and unique with the bot. The Brain Age one was pretty enjoyable.
>4 hour "speed" run of FFVI
Looking forward to the winter version so we can get some fucking F-Zero GX
So have they banned "Germans" from donating yet?
>>344455561
i'm only surprised because usually the last run is like 6+ hours long
Weird that they put a long JRPG run before Super Metroid. It's usually just the one for the finale, but there's also SMRPG
>>344455281
>tfw he's probably gonna get banned for actually having fun and telling the audience to have fun
is there gonna be a bonus game after super mario rpg?
>4
>HOUR
>SPEEDRUN
>>344455494
If that tweet is real I mean.
>>344455496
I hope each of you enjoyed the Bethesda block as much as I, a normie speedun enthusiast such as yourself did!
It really made me want to donate anonymously at the end of the run, and now I just can't wait to purchase Skyrim Remastered Edition on each platform and all of the DLC.
I might even buy a season pass! Let's donate now to hit that million mark, and don't forget to mention how much you enjoyed the Bethesda block!
>>344455673
The final day is always filled with 3 hour RPG/Zelda runs.
>>344455423
>Raised nearly 40k in the asscrack of night, with tons of donations calling it the best run of the marathon
They're too jewish to ban him.
>teh demon chocobo rawr xD
>>344454202
>>344454202
>>344454202
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344454202
>>344454202
>>344454202
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