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Now: Diablo 2
Next: Pokemon Red
Later: Setup Block 7
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
LE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD
reminder that cute trannies do exist
this is boring as fuck. what should i get for lunch until this is over. Taco Bell or Mcdonalds?
Chen
>>344417704
Pizza
>>344417704
Bleach
>>344417690
greetings from germany
>>344417704Tim Horton's
Diablo is boring as fuck, jesus fucking christ
is D3 worth playing?
>>344417696
>cleft chin
Why even bother trapping?
>>344417749
kys
go back to your zelda """""speedruns"""""
>>344417704
A salad you fat shit
>watching other people play games
i don't get these incentives
>do the cow level
>save cain
>two separate incentives
don't you need to save cain to complete the quest to open the portal? or do you just need the leg?
>>344417696
>>344417837
fuck off homos
>>344417696
fag
>>344417878
>watching anime
Undeniable animal attraction.
is it because video game nerds are insecure and socially awkward that they try to find something about transition making the more special?
>>344417832
Cleft chins are not a strictly masculine facial feature. Women just tend to obscure theirs because it makes their faces appear more chiseled and traditional feminine attractiveness is associated with round facial features except in a few places.
>>344417795
yes, its actually playable now
pretty low on the list of arpgs, but then again there arent many of them so
>>344417865
there's no execution in this at all. it's just hoping for good rng lol
>>344417879
You just need the leg.
I didn't know sgdq donations could get more autistic. Then this moo shit comes crawling out
>>344417696
Reminder, cute mtf trannies are still dudes
>>344417713
>nutted but xe still suckin
>>344417704
Get some bread, butter, ham and cheese. Put the ham and cheese in between 2 slices of bread. Heat a frying pan while you butter the outside of the sandwich. Place the sandwich into the frying pan and let it fry until toasted on one side, then flip. Wait for it to toast again on other side. The cheese should have melted. Enjoy delicious toasted ham and cheese sandwich.
>>344417795
yes, it's fun. Right up the point when you start finding diary pages of a Demon Lord.
>>344417795
it's nothing like d2. you might like it but it's incredibly casual, don't expect to put more than a couple dozen hours into it. good for a weekend or two.
>>344417879
you need the leg the cube and a tome of tp
cain gives you cube at act2, dont have to save him
>>34441787
if you dont rescue him in act 1, he will still appear in act 2 onwards as per normal, but with a penalty of 100 gold per identify.
all quests related to him still works as per normal, so the guy's doing right
>>344417795
No. Don't fall for the meme, the updates didn't fix the main problems with the game.
>>344418004
What a madman!
>stamina potions can be stacked
>>344417795
PoE is better imho
>>344417931
>but then again there arent many of them so
>>344417912
where do you think we are?
>>344417837
reminder that this person isnt a phone poster
>>344417878
neither is this one
>>344418004
What did she mean by this?
>>344417837
>>344418004
Needs to lose that chubbed up gut and legs
>>344417696
looks like john travolta get some taste
>>344418118
guaranteed replies
I didn't realise the Wii version of Pikmin was so trivial.
>enemy ai bugged to shit and can be made to permanently run into walls
>yellows auto-throw bombs and don't require micromanagement
>able to throw pikmin like 20% further
Is D2 better than D3? I've played vanilla D3. It was okay. This run looks interesting though.
Other than that the only other game in the same genre I've played was Torchlight 1 and 2.
>>344417696
this one is much cuter
> shit d2 run must be over soon
> less than 1/4 over
> time to die
moo moo moo MOO MOO xD
the reason why this run sucks because its so fucking boring and the people on the couch arent saying anything. its just one dude mindlessly saying boring shit
>>344418183
Eh, I'm worn out posting >she to every tranny post.
>>344418330
hello phoneposter
>>344418276
>Is D2 better than D3?
Easily and I pity you for missing the glory days of battle.net
it's still nice as a single player or LAN game though
>>344418287
BOIPUCCI
no seriously that's gross.
>>344418276
playing solo unmoded D2 is a pretty meh experience nowdays. If you could get a buddy to play together, or mod it to shit it becomes a thousand times better. Dont expect anything revolutionary though, you just grind for items and kill hordes of monsters like every other game of its kind. Its pretty fun though
>>344418276
Vanilla D3 was a complete fucking shitshow.
D3 and Reaper of Souls expansion are a must play imo. Don't ever play D3 again without Reaper of Souls.
>>344418276
>>344418395
D2 online is still alive
>>344418347
it's also not very impressive. the whole run is basically hoping you get the right RNG. there's no real execution.
>>344418095
>196 votes
;)
>>344418464
boipucci > real pussy
>>344418395
I managed to experience some of the glory of battle.net with WC3 at least.
>>344417696
>>344418287
>>344418004
You are confusing me.
>STOP THIS
>>344418464
low test
Something Artistic? More like Something Autistic LOL
>>344418483
I had some fun with vanilla D3 until I beat Diablo on inferno difficulty. I stopped playing after that and haven't touched the game since.
>>344418543
Real pussies don't have literal shit in them.
le moo moo
>>344417837
>No waist
>Ugly dick
>ugly face
I'd probably fuck him but let's not pretend it's cute.
>>344418492
>D2 online is still aliveI'd still recommend mostly playing with friends
Why do GDQ threads ALWAYS turn into tranny threads?
>>344418575
what's there to be confused about? You're a homo
>advertising this doctors without borders cuckoldry
kill yourself.
>>344417713
>nosferatu
>>344418561
Custom games in WC3 are pretty much dead now but there are still a lot of people playing 1v1.
>>344418276
diablo 2 is the reason torchlight and poe exist and why d3 broke sales records
it's a classic
>>344418617
t. virgin
>>344418617
neither does a clean boy
>>344418697
They feed on attention, and they are being fed.
>>344418095
>37% of /v/ isn't weeb
Feels good.
>>344418697
I dunno. Why do speedrunners ALWAYS turn into trannies?
>>344418669
Maybe on ladder reset, then it's bots.
>>344418697
the community is a hugbox so it's filled with degenerate faggots
>>344418697
It's not tranny if the dick is feminine.
Why is this motherfucker calling Baal Bail?
Has he never actually listened to the voices in the game?
>>344417746
Mah nigga
>>344418774
>implying those 37% don't play weeb games
>>344418276
It's a great game as long as you can look past it being dated. D3 is garbage.
>>344418708
But it looks like a female and I don't like penis
>>344418814
-unzips feminine dick-
>>344418835
probably not, speedgame xDDDD
>remembering Claw Viper Temple
>>344418835
hes american
pennis and also dicke and balls
>>344418867
What counts as a weeb game?
>>344418617
but they have piss in them
I wish mods would remove the fucking futa/trap/tranny fetish fags that try and derail every single fucking thread.
It's Diablo 2 you mentally ill faggots, talk about the game or go back to /d/.
>faggot lair
>>344417720
underrated post
>>344418697
I'd rather discuss chicks with dicks than this boring ass run.
>>344418798
>Why do speedrunners ALWAYS turn into trannies?
Because speedrunners are attention seekers by nature. It's how the 'hobby' works. "Look at me guys, I got a world record on some random video game!"
wake me up when pokemon is on
>>344418723
I wonder if /v/ would be down to play some custom games sometime.
>>344418948
You couldn't have said anything more retarded you /v/irgin
>>344418948
Yeah, but only when someone actually pisses in them.
>>344419012
fuck off then, faggot
>>344418287
Now that's what I'm talking about
>>344419014
>I'm gonna speedrun my transition, guys! Look at how brave I am!
>>344418947
Anything made in Japan.
>>344417967
go back to /r/the_donald and off my progressive polish image board
>>344419059
hnng, what's her name?
These donations and this donation reader is so fucking cringe.
>>344417696
Well yeah, but they're pretty few and far inbetween.
I left during OoT. Was there anything noteworthy after it?
These donations weren't funny the first time, stop making the same joke 50 fucking times.
>>344419043
I think you can get a game going if you post in a WC3 thread.
>all this cow donations
Hot damn I'm glad Edobean fucked off.
why does /v/ hate this d2 run?
i keep reporting all the porn posts but they arent going away :(
>>344419271
they weren't alive when d2 came out
>>344419258
any chat reaction webm?
>>344419197
>>344418814
Fucking Rondo Duo and its attempt to corrupt everyone's sexualitychapter 7 best chapter
>>344419241
>Edobean reading donation comments loudly
>Edobean shouting "HEHEHEHHE GAIIZZZ LE EBIN MOOOOOOO MEME!"
Fucking hell.
>>344419258
That's it I'm fucking done
>>344419258
le free trump advertising
>>344419271
>why does /v/ hate this d2 run?>>
Because most of /v/ is consolefags.
>>344419197
tranny runner got chat into emote only mode and went over the already very generous estimate
>>344419098
>Mario and Pokemon
I guess we are grew up being weebos
>>344419059
Source for this stuff? I need to fap now
>>344419241
>Donations with cow messages everytime Edo(large)bean gets on
>Have her making cow noises in front of 100K people
>So many donations she's moo'ing for 10 minutes straight
>She puts effort into it and doesn't realize what's happening
Has /v/ started a new community joke?
>>344419357
POYO!
how is the cow level 25k? thats hardcore jewing
>>344419271
mrllamasc is shit at commentating and hyping the run up. Monotone voice and its pretty obvious hes run this thousands of times so he feels nothing anymore. Ryu, another D2 speedrunner would be a much better choice for GDQ
>>344418095
Not accurate because only losers with nothing going on in their lives (primarily anime watchers) vote in strawpolls that aren't official.
>>344418958
theyre worse than ponyfags ever were but the mods are a bunch of lgbt faggots so they allow these pieces of shit to plague every thread and every board with their mental illness. tranny and gay shit should be site wide banned except for its own board.
>>344419221
Maybe I'll do that sometime I'm bored. Maybe even tonight.
Any idea what games people here like? I'd want to play an x hero siege, but I must have played that game a thousand times by now. Haven't played angel arena since like 2005 though.
Wouldn't mind trying new games either.
>I'm waiting for you
>>344419197
Ribbed got robbed.
>not a single announcer at this event or any before it has had a fucking ounce of self awareness
>>344419258
haHAA
>>344419335
rotfl wtf
please someone provide the context of that
>>344419271
the average /v/ user was about 6-7 when diablo 2 was released
>>344419509
Hopefully the West just collapses and we can be done with it in general.
If this was a sorc run it would been at act5 already
DIABLO 2 POWER RANKINGS
PALLY>SORC>>>>>>POWER GAP>>DRUID/SIN>>>>NECRO>>>>POWER GAP BARB
Zon is only good for pvp :^)
Wouldn't it be great if GDQ didn't read the autistic comments? Ruining this run
Can anyone list which runs were PB/records? I just like watching reactions. Is that weird?
>>344419371
Classic PC games should be appreciated by everyone. It's a shame the platform fell off so hard. Nothing but indie garbage and bad ports now.
>>344419563
>A nurse wiping the sweat off of a doctor during surgery
How young are you?
>>344419563
Guy was playing trauma center in scrubs.
Someone donated asking for someone on the couch to cleanse the sweat off the surgeon's brow like they would do during actual surgery.
webm
rate me
>>344419567
>>344419330
>>344419491
>>344419371
>>344419271
Because it's a fucking letsplay and not a speedrun.
>>344419596
There wouldn't be any comments left
>>344417594
Isn't sorceress easily the best for speedrunning? Why is he running with druid?
Missed the start - how can he kill stuff so fast with Fissure? He one-shots most monsters.
>>344419491
ryu has tourettes syndrome and probably aspergers
>>344419704
PRECISELY
>>344419687
would fuck
>>344419426
What run was that? There's been so many trannies this year I'm unable to narrow it down.
>>344419692
If it was a Let's Play he would be completing all of the quests.
He's speedrunning it, you autistic fuck.
>>344419585
if we're talking POWER rankings its
SORC>ZON>PALLY>HUGE GAP>SIN>NECRO>DRUID>BARB
>"Moo" joke is not funny
>Donators and announcer do not realize this
>It's going to keep happening all run long
>>344419523
No idea but x hero was one of the most popular maps so I guess that's a good choice.
Some anons here also made a steam group for playing custom games but I don't know if it's still alive.
>>344419736
Because he ran sorceress last time
>>344419692
>runner talks and explains what he does
IT A LET PLAY, THIS RUN
>runner says nothing
WTF WHO LET THIS RETARD RUN THIS IS BORING
no way to satisfy you is there? it a 2 hour run on druid, one the slower early mob trash killers, wait til he gets hurricane
>secret cow level
>all the "cows" are male
It's like pottery.
>>344419749
ele druid is pretty good in norm, it's just sorc outclasses it completely otherwise so nobody really plays it
>>344419736
druid has high base damage in normal difficulty
>>344419687
Post your location and I'm taking that ass to pound town
>Harem
YES THis is my fetish!!
>>344419863
they're trans you shitlord
what the fuck is this place /b/ now?
>>344419820
>barb last
spot the dumbest retard in this thread
>>344419791
pikmin
>>344419862
I've literally been here for 11 years.
You're fucking summer.
>>344419749
Fire has the highest base damage and scaling in exchange that in hell literally everything is immune to fire
>>344419820
Druid can 1 shot bosses as a furry, barb just a buff fuckboi for running bots
>>344419791
The pikman "speedrun" had TWO trannies on the couch. He then proceeded to exceed his safety time, and his expected time by 50%.
>>344419585
>trapsin objectively top tier build for start of ladder
>kicksin objectively one of the best uber clearing builds
>wwsin funnest pvp build
>behind sorc
there is no reason to play sorc when sin exists
>>344419158
>her
>>344419736
Speedrunning on normal druid and sorc are almost neck and neck.
But I guess it's mostly for the sake of variety, sorc is just straight up the best character in the game.
>>344419824
Oh that's cool. I just want to play a few games from start to end with a full group.
At this point I think people from here are the ones making the moo donations.
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>344420227
>This needs to be said
I REALLY wish they posted signs like these around Magic the Gathering tournaments.
>>344417837
Literally all it takes for a "trap" to be cute is to be pale, somewhat slender, and dress like a girl apparently
>>344420024
>50%
No fucking way. What was the expected time?
>>344419854
Are you fucking retarded? Do you really think that our basis of it being a letsplay is "because he explains what he does"?
>>344420028
>Sin needs engima and high end rune words to actually farm fast
>Sorc has teleport and energy shield and her gear just needs be Tal Rasha or spirit runeword+Shako and shit gear to do good damage
>>344420227
Who the fuck doesn't shower daily? I
>moo moo cow farm
yey we get the cow level
>>344418001
Fuck off /fit/ I'm not looking to burn more calories fixing my meal than it gives me.
>>344420227
its not a joke, EVERY nerd event (blizzcon, pax, all gaming tournaments, etc) smells HORRIBLE. If you've ever been to a dreamhack or mtg tournament you would understand. ITS HORRIBLE, its what made me stop going to those events
>>344420293
I used to run FNM at a comic shop that had to post something like this.
>tranny
>names "herself" brossentia
At least these cow memes will stop
>>344420354
Hopefully this means the comments about it will fuck right off- WOW I'M WRONG ALREADY
>>344420227
they said the same thing at the smash tournament
nerds dont know how to take showers
>>344419059
>>344418287
>>344418004
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking.
>>344420024
How did he fuck up the run?
>>344420380
>burn more calories fixing my meal than it gives me
>lookin' for Baal??
>>344420024
>The pikman "speedrun" had TWO trannies on the couch. He then proceeded to exceed his safety time, and his expected time by 50%.
To be fair, Pikmin is a game where a small mistake can result in massive losses of time.
Having said that, I'm watching his run now and holy fuck the wii version is complete easymode.
Also:
>talks about saving frames
>repeatedly wastes seconds for the dumbest reasons
>>344420293
>>344420407
>>344420412
>tfw magic nerds confirmed the stinkiest
Fuck Duriel.
> if you disagree with my newfag opinions you're reddit, summer or tumblr
Newfags nowadays are so obnoxious
Most don't even lurk
>>344419454
edobean in cowprint bikini when
>>344418948
did your parents pull you out of sex ed or something?
>>344420518
To be fair, when it comes to fighting games at least, I know from personal experience that shit can get super tense and sweating like crazy is kind of natural.
>>344420518
I for one find this hygiene shaming to be abhorrent. We're better than this.
>>344420227
The fact that this even needs to be said is fucking depressing.
Wipe under your rolls and apply plenty of deodorant to avoid surprise smells when you're trying to skeeve on ladies please
>>344420673
I haven't seen anyone say "lurk moar" in years.
>>344420494
>>344420309
I didn't watch enough to know were it went wrong, but I think his pb was a little over an hour and It went past his allotted time of 1:30:00. I didn't see if they mercy killed him.
>>344420595
maybe because easymode is more faster?
>>344420489
Yeah, shaved, small penises and balls are really arousing to me, too.
>666 donation
>mooablo
This is the most autistic thing ive ever seen.
>MOOOOOOUAHAHAHHA
K i wasnt expecting dat
>this autistic announcer
I can't take it
>>344420598
They're fucking trolls.
>666$
>>344420781
You just get drowned in
>cuck
>FOR FREE
>sekrit club
now
Anything good happened after the bad Pikmin run? Any Twitter meltdowns?
I like Diablo but its always sad when nobody knows whats going on so he has to ask for claps.
>>344420673
Jerk for two years before roasting.
>>344418948
/r/ing the story with the old lady that had sex in her urethra for her entire life.
>>344420806
what's rachel riley doing at a mtg event?
>>344420806
Why is the lass from Countdown there?
>runner forcing himself to laugh and saying oh god under his breath
>you can clap for that
![[HorribleSubs] Shokugeki no Soma - 11 [720p].mkv_snapshot.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WMa9CYD.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Shokugeki no Soma - 11 [720p].mkv snapshot")
>banana phone donation
It's like I've time traveled.
cringe
enough
How did he already get two uniques
>>344420983
lucky you
It grows in bunches
HE ACTUALLY DID IT
>>344420876
>these autistic donations
It does stuff to you man.
>>344421039
you fucking bitch
>cringe is a filtered word in chat
>>344420876
>People having fun
ARGH I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Daily reminder D2 is 16 years old and could legally drive a car.
2 more and you could fuck it without going to jail.
Let's hope the doctors without borders don't cure autism with this money, there'd be nobody left to donate
>>344421048
WHY GOD WHY
>A game where you literally kill little kids.
>>344421064
THE ABSOLUTE BANANA MAN
>>344421150
Diablo 2 is pure!
>>344421150
I want to fuck Diablo 2!
>>344421150
Depends on where you are in the world.
I'm already all over that puss.
>>344421121
good, fuck off underage faggot
>>344421048
>Childless.
Man, it's sad really.
Are there any speed runners that aren't autistic, and that don't have a retarded fan base to pander to? I like the concept of speed running, not so much the execution.
That fat black guy who does Mario seems cool.
>>344421141
Not him but it is pretty cringey.
>>344421150
Most places have legal age for sex at 15-16, including parts of USA (some states 16, some 17, and only a few are 18).
You could legally fuck this game.
>>344421218
It just hurts to read, doesn't it?
>>344421270
No, it's highly repetitive.
OCD and autism are the only people that run it, normies can enjoy the ride though.
>>344421150
16 is the age of consent in my state
LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS. LETS PLAYS ARENT FUCKING SPEED RUNS.
>>344421223
What's the problem?
>>344421283
still looks more human than hillary
>>344421141
>ugh stop eating your own feces dude
>WHAT!, ARENT PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN YOU CYNICAL ASSHOLE?!??
>>344421270
>Hobby is doing the same thing over and over hundreds of times a day
>Surprised when most people are a bit loopy/weird
>>344421397
Jesus Christ Denton.
>>344421429
>Comparing singing banana phone to eating shit
Alright
>>344420806
what's maddox doing there?
>>344418483
oh boy, I sure LOVE to throw more money at "blizzard" to get an actually playable game! I'm so glad that I spent 60€ on d3 on release!
>>344421429
It's either a food analogy, or it's a shit analogy. There's really no inbetween here.
>>344421270
sometimes some randoms pop up in srg threads and they stream with like 10 viewers but its a coin flip if they are gonna be meme spouting spergs or regular people. All of them are pretty bad at speedrunning though, i think on some level in order to be one of the top speedrunners on any given game you have to be kinda autistic to play a game so many times to get such a good time. Not even trolling, im being totally serious. If you can believe it though, rpg speedrunners seem to be the most normal people out of the lot, but the games are boring as fuck.
Are there Torchlight 2 or PoE speedruns?
>>344421395
Why do people keep calling these lets plays? Lets plays imply you are either going in blind or intend to show the game off. As long as you are getting through it as fast as possible intentionally then its a speed run. A speed run does not require glitches.
>>344421537
balding
I fucking hate cows.
>>344421525
It's an accurate comparison tbqh
>>344420823
The WR is on the Gamecube, but the Wii is easier.
>>344420818
>his pb was a little over an hour
1:11:14
>>344421583
You can speedruns PoE?
How was the Pikmin run?
What about The Typing of the Dead one?
>>344421583
yes, not here though
>>344421591
>repeatedly informs viewers where level exits are going to be based on the map he spawned into
"UGH THIS FUCKING LET'S PLAY"
>they're still running this boring ass game
>>344421583
there are, but both of them are pretty bad and unoptimized. Plus, poe with patches and leagues changes everytime.
>>344421623
Guess you better moooooooove along then haha.
>>344421150
do NOT sexualize diablo 2!
is it safe to eat eggs?
>>344421720
pikmin was a tranny trainwreck
literally two trannies touching their weiners are the couch
>/v/ hates mario, mega man, kirby, zelda and diablo 2.
It's like underage redditors have really taken over.
>>344421709
well, sort of.
you can race to 100, and race to maps.
some people go really fucking fast in that game
>>344421556
It's the same as trying to play D2 without LoD. Literally everyone will tell you to play with LoD, but hey, you spent whatever money you did on D2 so why the hell should you spend more to get an actually playable game?
>>344417594
Where can i get the cow moo's as a ring tone for my sms.
>>344421709
I would imagine not, considering how fucking slow the game is.
>>344420337
i shower once a week and never smell badly
>>344421720
>How was the Pikmin run?
problematic
>>344421829
Not in america unless you cook them well.
>>344421623
Oh yeah?
>>344421745
Just wait until Pokemon and the setup for TASBot.
>>344421720
Pickmin was really shit
Typing of the dead was alright
>>344421752
yeah the constant patching is probably the biggest obstacle to speedrunning in PoE,it just changes too often.
>>344421839
Literally nobody has said they dislike Diablo. Disliking some guy running it or commentator memes about the game doesnt mean we hate the game itself.
>>344421836
*on the couch
>>344421839
Or maybe because some people are tired of those franchises. I know for sure I don't care at all about Mario and Zelda.
>>344421764
Squat up, fucker.
I want a tranny boyfriend so i can pound her/his ass
>>344421709
yes
there are even race event
>these donation messages
FUCKING KILL ME
>>344421884
Same but that means we're just not active enough to work up a sweat
>That Pokemon song donation
CRINGE
haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA haHAA
>>344421914Pokemon's glitchless.2:10:00
>>344421863
Normies don't remember the days before Lord of Destruction.
Did I miss anything since the """""glitchless""""" Zelda run?
so this... is the power... of the ashnimefags....!
quite happy for people to die of cancer if i dont have to listen to these donations desu
>>344422005
>>344422015
>/v/ now hates the pokemon song
>pokemon donation
/cringing
Why would you agree to be on the couch if you're just gonna turn into Hellen Keller when on it?
OH NO SOMEBODY STOP THIS I THINK I'M CATCHING THE AUTISM
Hamsters are for ______
>>344421591
have there been any actual let's play this event? like that pacman 2 run from a few events back, or when a guy and his girlfriend were just casually playing super mario bros Wii and called it a speedrun
>>344422025
Don't forget about Reverse Gym, where the incentive will spontaneously be met before Pokemon!
>>344422047
Genwunfags that only know the first opening
>>344421720
>How was the Pikmin run?
Wii version. Lots of small mistakes and time losses. Lots of unnecessary pikmin deaths due to sadism and sloppy play.
Ran 5 mins over the estimated time even though the estimate is ~50% longer than the WR.
>mfw watching it right now
>>344422123
killing
This is proof most of /v/ is underage
>>344422123
power.
>>344422123
Reporting
>that cowbell "joke"
haHAA
>>344422084
>overwatch reaction
>thinks hes /v/
choke on a cotton
I have to mute the fucking stream. This autism is seriously killing me. Smashfags and speedrunners really are the most autistic breeds out there.
>>344420518
>>344420227
Do people not understand that even if everyone showered daily and used deodorant, it would still smell because sweat naturally accumulates throughout the day and the A/C system probably can't handle it all?
The same stuff happens at Comic-Con and other events because there's so many people in such a little space.
>>344422136
Trials Fusion was an hour and a half of "let's play community maps!"
They still went over
>>344422236
Love these memes
These donation comments make me feel like they ripped a wormhole back to 2005, what the fuck is going on?
>>344422123
slapping shit
>>344422084
>overwatch pic
I won't even go on
>I've got a fever... and the only prescription... is more cow level!
That one got me. The rest of them have been shit.
>>344421908
Traps always have really nice assholes.
>>344422218
who are you quoting?
>>344420024
>non tranny goes over estimate
MERCY KILL
>tranny goes over estimate
It's cool man
>>344422247
Why are you watching then senpai
>>344422193
>>344421917
>>344421893
>>344421836
>Pikmin and Ty are one of my favorite games
>The runs were absolute shit
>>344420407
This. I got in to fighting tournaments for a bit and couldn't stand it anymore. Boxing and mma events smell better, even.
Haven't watched since negro-sensei, did i miss any good rune like that one?
>>344422261
if you shower daily and put deodorant you wont stink 2 hours in you mong. Even at the line before the doors open at an event it stinks. Yeah you will stink at the end of the day but it will be much more manageable
>that Hodor tier laugh
>>344422421
Reminder that you are now 100% related with those two autist runners anon
is this guy seriously wearing chainmeal right now?
>>344422247
>Frogposter calling other autistic
>>344422384
I like watching people being good at games i like, but its hard to watch with turbo-autistic donators/commentators.
>>344422363
>non-tranny or unpopular woman has an actually entertaining run
DENIED
>wannabe tranny has F O U R (4) shitty runs of GB games
ACCEPTED
>>344422497
classic Raj
>>344422497
holy shit
>>344421908
I can't believe it, but you found the perfect picture to describe the last 12 hours of gdq
Why does /v/ hate TAS?
>>344422517
hey, man. i think you should delete this post
>>344422503
>Chainmeal
>>344422597
Let's just end the world, it was a fun ride but i don't like the course it has taken.
>>344419335
Holy shit Ben Carson does speed runs?
>>344422702
that man is not asleep
he can't be Ben Carson
>>344422597
Whoever is in charge of accepting runs really is pushing an agenda. There's absolutely no reason why ~5-8% of all the runs at this marathon are run by trannies when trannies make up AT MOST 0.02% of the speedrunning community.
>>344422308
I've never actually seen that webm, kek
>>344422673
if you mean the TAS run at gdq, they phoned it in last event and it looks to be even worse this event
>>344421836
webm when?
https://twitter.com/emilybrks/status/751807278530064384
>>344422701
>Turns out not becoming president was the best thing that ever happened to me
>>344422673
>And now for my next trick, I'll make the chat.... appear
>"HI MOM I'M ON TV Kappa"
Vidya TAS is good. Non-vidya TAS is usually autism or boring showcases
REMINDER THAT
D2 CLASSIC > D2 LOD
>>344421863
Kripp keeps insisting on the fact that LoD was bad.
On the other side, Kripp is also a massive faggot..
So...... this is the power...... of the drew........ Woah
what did she mean by this
>>344422684
a chain of meals
hehehe
>>344422427
Typing of the Dead was pretty good and the Aladdin race had some decent banter between the runneralso singing if you're into that
FFA was boring and Child of Light was pretty uneventful too.
2 fucking hours of this shit.
>>344422854
>Kappa
what?
is this some shitty meme?
>>344422673
Because they are filled with "le meemees xxdd"
>>344422836
literally who
>>344422797
They are making a conscious push to make GDQ events a mainstream, media worthy event. Its the same thing Riot is doing. Tons of marketing, adverts, diversity, and pandering. Why do you think most of the old school speedrunners dont even run anything anymore on the event
holy balls this shit is 2 hours long.
>kilme.jpg
>almost killed diablo
>40 minutes left
how?
>>344422673
Last TAS games were shit and brain training was full of ancient memes.
>>344422915
>she
>>344422421
Look on the bright side. At least a good TAS of Pikmin has been made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4RQFbUzhXw
>>344422915
>she
>>344422953
The pikmin tranny runner who fucked up the run.
>>344422932
what? You dont like letsplays?
>>344422980
he just runs through all of act 5
So, we all know "GDQ llc" is a business.
whats their cut of the total donations?
>>344422921
>Typing of the Dead
original or Overkill?
>>344422943
Twitch's chats favorite maymay. And before you say
>giving a shit about twitch chat
Remember that the TAS shit is FOR the twitch chat.
>>344422778
The only reason why Dr. Carson is asleep all the time is he has to reserve all his energy for surgery and now speedruns since he struck out running for president.
>>344422497
Wow man
>>344422915
someone link her the archive of the thread while she was running im sure she will appreciate it ;^)
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GODDAMN TRANNYS
>7 HP
JESUS CHRIST
>>344422797
there is an agenda
i haven't seen this much bullshit game segments and trannies ever
>another hour of this shit
Blizzard fanbois are pathetic
>muh netplay
>7hp
Surprised he didn't scream
>>344423108
Gotta show everyone how diverse your community is even though its not diverse at all.
>>344422797
The articles are ready to be released how progressive GDQ is, and how gamergate ruined it (screencap this)
This is fucking dumb.
Next we'll get fucking Dota 2 ranked play speedrun or fucking cs:go competitive dust 2 speedrun!
>>344423215
fake it till you make it.
>>344422976
Hey we've got a successful thing going. Let's make it shit!
>>344423108
Why are you complaining?
>>344423121
not even joking here
i think they are trying to drive us away so they can please normies in peace
>>344423118
Are you watching the run?
>>344422472
Oh, shit, better leave without anyone noticing.
>>344423215
It's clearly diverse, have you seen the vast range of mental illness put on display?
>>344423235
If they're ready then release them now.
>>344423242
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS
>>344423242
>tfw there is a speedrun to kill roshan fast
>tfw surf maps on cs:go
its all downhill from here
>>344423242
it's an action RPG, what's especially wrong about that?
compared to the shitty JRPGs they run that take 10 fucking horus of dialogueskipping and shitty turn based combat this is amazing.
>>344422673
He's an asshole.
>>344422497
fucking raj kek
>>344421720
Typing of the Dead was pretty fun. Some of the phrases perfectly sum up GDQ right now and got the chat mass banned.
>>344423215
that's so nice about fightan games
if the trannies want attention they gotta earn itand it makes Kayopolice even hotter
>>344423242
>some tranny fuck gets a MN9 run accepted
>there's a 9 dollar incentive to watch the entirety of the credits
>>344423272
What did he mean by this?
>>344423098
Link me the fucking archive. I want to revel in that
>>344423242
hello newfriend, how it's going? Played some gtaonline recently?
>>344423426
hmmm my penis says yes but my mind says no
>>344422836
I don't know how twitter works but why isn't there more shitposting on it?
>>344423335
League of Legends speedrun of a match vs bots
>>344423426
Is that male?
I swear the Asians have mastered their masking techniques.
>>344423272
Oh shit is that a robut?
>>344423335
>a speedrun to kill roshan fast
That would be the most boring thing ever. Literally 95% strategy and at most 5% execution, and the only big time saver would be in buying items and TPing quickly.
what board do you plan to return to once SGDQ ends tonight?
didn't mitch lose to a literal hot pocket?
The TASbot will win. Where's the compeition in that?
>race between mitchflowerpower and tasbot
do people not realize that tas runs are prerecorded? that's not even a real race
I am realizing as I watch this that a lot of my love for Diablo 2 might be nostalgia.
>>344423242
>literally complaining about Diablo 2
out
>>344423242
Fuck off underaged faggot
>>344423542
I'm leaving this shithole until AGDQ
GDQs make/v/ somewhat bearable.
>druid run
>it's just sorceress without teleport
uuuuhh
>>344423335
>>344423537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY5SxFY-yyw
>>344423532
That my friend is a true blue autist
like the real rain man type, not some socially awkward toy collecting asperger
>>344422797
There aren't enough female speedrunners so they have to add trannies, they have to look good for the normies who are thinking of donating, btw some old normies won't even tell and assume they are really women.
>>344423470
Nah, but I've been playing theme hospital lately, a game made before you were born.
>>344423493
That would probably bring in a lot of viewers.
After the trials run this year, I would't be surprised.
>Just started watching SGDQ after missing 5 days of it
wageslavery is sure worth it, I completely forgot about the start date
>>344423426
At least Kayo tried hard to make himself look like a girl. The speedrunning trannies just put on a wig, a dress and maybe some blush and call it a day, forever.
>>344423652
I like my women with a husky voice and a little chin stubble.
>>344423602
Are you stupid? It just means mitchflowerpower is trying to beat the TASbot.
literally nothing wrong with /v/
but enjoy going back to your cesspit
>Leveled my own druid about a year ago
>Purely shapeshift
>Cleared every single area in the game and reached level 25 with some good loot
>Kill Diablo in 30 minutes with near the same speed as this guy
>He does it in 3 minutes
Fuck magic
>>344423542
I'm here until the NFL season starts, unfortunately.
Why do people who like to play games for time also enjoy chopping of their penises? I'm not very knowledgeable about speed running, could anybody help me figure it out?
>>344423542
/mlp/ and /d/
>>344423684
How can you not have caught the literally hundreds of threads? These have been rolling all week.
>>344423542
/vg/, /v/ is a fucking shithole
>>344423525
hahahahaha
>>344423684
Make sure to donate all of your week's earnings you fucking wage cuck. Donate it all because you're essentially stealing the entertainment you didn't watch.
>>344423652
They literally rejected real womyn runs and accepted trannies instead.
>No knife only RE3 run
>>344423684
you have disposable income now.
>>344423542
wait until the ESA threads
The race against the TASbot will likely be during the 3 games with 1 controller segment. In other words, the TASbot will be at a significant disadvantage, having to manage three games at once, whereas Mitch only needs to concern himself with one.
>>344423602
It's basically a race to see if the bot desyncs.
Mitch holds the WR I think and he said it's it's the same as a TAS run.
>>344423772
masochists
>>344423712
Its basically Scarlett Johannson. heh
>>344423639
Druid gets a good aoe spell faster than sorc does.
>>344423542
i might take a break from the internet
>>344423542
/r/germany
>>344423542
/v/. No clue what the fuck I'm doing here in the first place
>>344423825
Of course. Degenerates are better bait than women.
When women one day realize this, those two groups might hate each other more than they hate CIS.
>>344423825
Obviously that's because trannies are worth more diversity points than women.
>>344423542
back to sp and mu until esa rolls around
>>344423542
well tomorrows eurocup final. Can't wait to talk about some more anime with /sp/.
>>344423648
>Adam-AK
whatever happened to him anyway? He just dropped off the face of the planet.
>>344423648
Pretty much what I expected desu.
>>344423825
You're kidding right?
>>344423785
I...browse /pol/
>>344422497
>>344422613
>>344422664
>>344423087
>>344423393
>Delete symbol.
It's fake.
>>344423525
that black dude in the background gets it :^)
>>344423825
women are bad at games though
>>344423617
>>344423636
I played the game before you retards knew how to turn on a computer.
It's not a game fitting for GDQ, an event where they show off cool speedruns (which this is not).
In fact, it's an overhyped game that I've played and completed several times (including ubers) with friends that is a fucking grindfest that only retards actually enjoy.
Do we have the updated tier list I missed the last 6 hours?
>>344423748
>nothing wrong with /v/
>newfags don't lurk
>le reddit boogieman site wide witch hunt that kills every discussion
>mods don't exist
>it's literally neogaf's and r/gaming shitposting grounds
>Cuckposting
>ironic falseflagging is the norm
>nothing wrong
>>344423951
i think he got a real job. wanst he living in hong kong teaching or something?
>>344423542
I usually went on /v/ beofre GDQ so I'll be on here more, I will go on /wsr/ again though, I haven't been on there due to this thing.
>>344424015
>>344424015
https://twitter.com/rajsujan1/status/471839550609039360
idiot
>>344424075
nothing in the past six hours ranks out of low tier
>>344424075
PEPSIMAN NUMBAH 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hotpockets #2
>>344423542
might get alot of hate but /srg/ on /vg/
>extremely RNG heavy game
>donation comments are >random
It's like poetry, every stanza kind of rhymes with the last one.
>>344424015
or maybe the person that took the cap made the tweet?
it's a real tweet
>>344424076
Then leave, cocksucker. Jesus Christ.
>I hate everything about /v/
>But I'll stay and complain about it every chance I get
>Because I am a fucking retard
>>344423638
100% this. I'm only here to shitpost as a substitute to Twitch chat, you all are cancer
>>344423542
/v/ /co/ /asp/ /sp/
>>344423825
Only goes to prove men are better at being woman then woman. The ultimate patriarchy.
>>344424076
>le reddit boogieman site wide witch hunt that kills every discussion
>it's literally neogaf's and r/gaming shitposting grounds
You need to make your mind up.
>>344424148
>>344424180
Fake as in it's not a real indian, just some guy pretending to be one and screenshotting his post for meme points.
>>344424076
I still manage to have a good time, its one of the best boards on 4chan.
so this........... is the power............ of fissure.............
>Donation counter suspiciously creeping up to $1 million dollars again
I wish they'd just admit they're not getting this amount
what's the minimum donation to get a round of applause?
Quick /v/! What's your most hyped game currently?
>>344423542
/tv/, /pol/ and /mu/
/v/ is full of degenerates, no kidding.
>>344424076
It's not a boogieman when it's real and you admit it yourself.
>>344424253
Both things happen at the same time, there's a wave of redditors and neofags shitting the place out and then another wave of muh reddit boogieman shitting it up even more
Time for another thread. Do you ever wonder why they haven't just given us a sticky already?
>>344423825
Not many women speedrun, and even fewer are popular and good enough to be considered relevant.
>>344424362
seems like its around 500 bucks
Based Bonesaw negated by just how bad Trials Fusion is.
Entire event has been downhill since that run.
>>344424264
>Fake as in it's not a real indian, just some guy pretending to be
OH SHIT YOU DON'T SAY! GOOD JOB BATMAN
>>344424372
>high school anime game
>hype
What a joke.
>>344423542
I only browse /g/, /tv/ and /diy/.
Only came to /v/ to discuss how shitty this fucking d2 speedrun is, and yupp, this place is still worse than /b/.
>>344424362
probably $1000
>The whole game is just kiting mobs while spamming potions and a skill
Boy that sure is game of the fucking century material there.
How did he get past the Ancients I missed it
>>344424485
Negro sensei run was pretty fucking amazing
>>344419687
would swallow
>>344424372
This is a smaller game but I can't helped but be excited for it. I couldn't get into P4 but I can't wait to download the OST of P5 though.
>>344424438
because these are better than stickies
>>344424401
It's one thing to call an anon out for linking to a subreddit and a completely different one to think that 'reddit' works as an adjective somehow.
>>344424485
despite that image meme and keys i still loved that run
everything else has been mediocre
>>344424438
>week long sticky every six months
That would be shit tier, it's better this way and the mods don't mind as long we don't take the piss with early threads
>>344424372
>current year
>getting hyped for vidya
MGSV broke me for getting hyped for vidya. All I look forward to now are pleasant surprises.
>>344424501
One of them read my comment wrong, I was pointing it out to them.
The point of the joke is that the Indian has no idea what Trans is, defeats the purpose when they're just pretending to be retarded.
>>344424376
/v/ although I really don't know why. Guess it's for the very few golden nuggets in an endless sea of shit.
Hope we get some ESA threads here because I don't want to have to go to /srg/.
>>344424372
Cyberpunk 2077
>>344424582
How? Some faggot OP has to constantly update and make these threads.
>>344424592
I don't give a shit what the mods mind, but killing and remaking a sticky once a day would be infinitely better than a new one every 30 minutes.
How many times has he died? I joined midway through Act 3
>>344424592
just make it a fucking rolling sticky, whats the problem?
>>344424704
>but killing and remaking a sticky once a day would be infinitely better than a new one every 30 minutes.
No it wouldn't.
>>344424704
Everyone sees a sticky and just shitposts in it because it's maximum reply potential
>>344424547
diablo 2 isn't a very interesting speedgame to watch
which is a shame because by merit of being diablo 2 it's always at these events
>w00t
Who still says this?
>>344424563
He just kited them through fissure
>>344424804
20 times. he be shit.
>>344424704
It's much easier to tell what runs are next if there's seperate threads. And the mods have to do less work.
>>344424704
Have you ever been in a fucking sticky?
All they do is attract the worst of /v/.
>>344423272
w o w
>>344424547
Its cause he's playing a shitty fag class like Druid
>>344424565
With everything good there have been five awful runs though, four hour "Glitchless" OoT, Pikmin, and the sheer amount of boredom. The Super Mario Maker race was fun, but that's a given.
>>344424704
Because the faggot OP lets us know what the current games and upcoming games are.
I'm pretty sure only admins and developers can edit their posts, and I doubt Mootwo and his faggot brigade would be willing to hang around on /v/ for an entire week updating shit to a bunch of underage retards.
>>344424442
A female former wr holder was rejected for the tranny who ran pikmin.
>>344424869
Greetings from Sweden.
>>344419550
whenever Stamper gets on the mic (i think only during PJ and Mecha Battleblock Theater runs) he's great.
It looks like they aren't going to reach 1 million this year.
>>344423542
Stay here to wait for EVO and ESA.
>>344424980
>Borders are lame.
Go figure
>>344424704
I personally refuse to read 1000+ replies threads. My computer cant handle opening them. Theres barely any discussion because its hard to keep track.
its just A BIG MESS
Even during e3 we have these slower pace threads for people who want to discuss the subject and not just jump into a sticky on the frontpage.
>>344424671
my nigger
>>344424968
>former
Not relevant enough for the kikes running GDQ, then?
>>344424086
Yea, he got a job. Took a """"""""""""break"""""""""""" from streaming.
>>344424946
last year he did sorceress, so that this year you couldnt complain about him teleporting through the game, you dumb faggot
>forcing themselves to giggle everytime a donation has an epic diablo reference
>>344425121
If he has any brains he wont come back, which is a shame. He was pretty decent. Refused to face cam too.
So many runners turned to memeing shits as soon as they started using a webcam, just look at firedragon
>>344424704
people make a bunch of excuses but in the endgame mods just doesn't sticky things that aren't nintendo related.
>blizzard fags defend this shitty top down game
>blizzard fags consider some blizzard shitty top down game to be the best ever
Blizzard is the emperor's new clothes
>>344425302
True, gonna miss those gta 3 runs though...
>>344425363
And my dick is the emperor of your wife's dad.
>>344425363
Pretty sure this game is older than you are.
>>344425561
>this is a possibility
eradicate /v/
>>344423504
Yep. Kayo is top tier trap. The nips and surrounding countries have it right when it comes to gender bending. Do it and get it right to the point that you have to look really close to tell the difference. None of this western half assed heavy jaw wide shoulders deep voice shit. If you can't make money as a ladyboy prostitute in thailand, you've failed.
>>344425561
Running through the game once was fun.
Grinding runes and shit so that you can do ubers is not. Diablo is a fucking grind fest and always has been, grinding is never fun. Just because you have nostalgia doesn't change that fact.
Diablo 1 co-op on playstation was/is objectively the best way to play any diablo game btw.
>>344423108
Pussyfication of the west going smoothly
>>344425791
grinding your mom is also the best fun we can have with your mom, coop count if you like.
>>344425363
>haha this game sux am I right fellow adults
>>344425972
glad to see /v/ is still shit.
>>344425791
calm your autism, nobody said those things
>>344425791
>ubers
I feel sorry for people who never played the god tier 1.08-1.09 patches.
1.10 just made the game shit
is there any reason why there are 2 pokemon games right after each other? especially 2 from the same gen? also the new announcer has a really cute voice.
>>344426058
like your mum's cunt after last night lmao
>Wanted to speedrun FFT for the lulz because I remember the time being ~20 hours
>Figured it'd be me and friends taking turns and cracking jokes on an alternate stream
>Check YT
>Some autist does it in 4 hours by spamming Math Skill, in real-time
>The video was taken from his stream
>Not fun or entertaining at all
RIP the dream
hmmhm sure right
