SGDQ 2016 - Todd's Masterpiece Deconstructed
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Skyrim currently on lads.
Next: Fallout 3
Then: Fallout 4
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Is this the Dark Souls of SGDQ threads?
memes
Bonesaw is ready!
Todd a shit
I can't wait for the Mark of the Ninja run.
Fallout 4 already?
>Skyrim came out half a decade ago
QUIT SLANDERING MY GOOD NAME
This guy is the face of /v/ mustards
1rst for racewar
>no New Vegas
>>344235581
Has a penis for sure.
Because reasons!
SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?!
I unironically like Skyrim. As soon as I started playing I spent a lot of time modding my char to make the perfect cutest waifu and after I was done I had a blast beating the game with her.
>>344235567
And the next one won't be out for another half decade
>>344235584
He gets more speedslut cunny than you could ever hope for.
Post Todds
Whos the fallout 3 runner?!?!?!?!?!?!
>>344235638
fallout game dipshit, not some crappy cowboy mod
#justdragonthing
I love Bethesda speedruns
Wandering diagonally while noclipping and either evading all enemies or one shotting them
Truly la creme de la creme
>Style: Burichan
Neat.
>>344235661
Skyrim is good with mods
That mod that adds hunger, thirst, crazy weather, new cloaks, hypothermia, backpacks etc makes it pretty good
>>344235683
>>344235728
>>344235683
You room is filthy. You need to be disciplined.
>>344235683
what's her name?
>>344235743
>trying to buy dildos
>they have to send a box truck
#justdragonthings
>>344235724
:^)
>>344235683
manhandsandface/10
>>344235683
0/10 p shit
>>344235638
why would they play a non-bethesda game in a sequence of games called The Bethesda Block
We....we're getting a waifu?!
>>344235683
cute dick fag
>Speedrun
>includes marriage
what
speedrun a gay marriage
whats the point of going fast
>>344235683
cute slut
This is getting gay real fast!
>gay marriage strats
>>344235683
Who is this? I need a fucking source.
>Forcing their gay agenda into this event
>20 more minutes of this
>getting married in a speedrun
Oh shit not seen this strat before.
>>344236000
lmao i thout he accidentaly got married and red da scroll but it waas all intended!!! xDDD got me good!!!
>getting married was part of the strat
APOLOGIZE.
>>344235859
fair enough
>>344235683
>people dont know who this fag is
He posts on /cgl/ all the time retards
![Midori_no_Hibi_08.DVD(H264.VORBIS)[KAA][B52CF90C].mkv_snapshot_02.35_[2014.09.25_03.50.48].png](https://i.imgur.com/7tplykf.png "Midori no Hibi 08.DVD(H264.VORBIS)[KAA][B52CF90C].mkv snapshot 02.35 [2014.09.25 03.50.48]")
>this holocaust
That's actually a pretty neat glitch.
>>344235932
>>344235956
>>344235986
His character is female.
>>344235956
wanna practice them IRL with me? :^)
>Lewd shit getting deleted
>Todd isn't
Todd = God
he created a time pardox
>>344235956
>>344235986
I'm pretty sure he's a female high elf.
>>344236076
stay on your faggy board
I fucking love this guy
>>344236091
>>344236136
You just got tricked LOL
you bought my game, right?
>>344236129
what if
lewd todd
>>344236076
>going to cgl
This the fap thread?
>>344236182
He's really witty
Catching up on youtube, just got to the dustforce run
>can't call red and purple girls "girls" because it will make the freak on the couch cry
What a joke
>>344236159
I dont go on /cgl/
I just have an advanced degree in 4chan
>>344236209
oh u sneaky devil
>>344236182
same
>>344236238
You came
to the right place.
>>344236076
Why the fuck would I go on that menstruating board, you fucking faggot?
so I just got a call from my father telling my that a childhood friend (with CF) who I've been very close with lately, is currently in critical condition in the hospital
how is your day going?
Is it any coincidence that one of the best games ever made has great speedrunners?
rule 34 when
where'd that drawfag get off to?
>>344236215
Of course. I pre-ordered Skyrim Special Edition.
>>344236345
Pretty good. I rubbed a puddle of cum into my belly button and ate some cashews.
>>344236308
I'm ready.
>>344236345
nice blog post, may i suggest posting it somewhere else
>>>/reddit/
>>344236345
Better than yours.sorry man
Was this performance art?
Was this the next level of streaming speedruns?
Does anyone know what was happening? Do even they know?
Lightning in a bottle
>>344236345
pretty good
>but not like Morrowind politics
>boring politics
>tfw a shemale or a trap has a bigger dick than you
Could there be anything worse in this world?
>speedruns going on
>race wars starting in texas, multiple police shot
>cant decide which is more important to watch
>>344236345
well i didn't make blog posts to people who don't give a shit, so good.
>>344236390
He' probably getting off to her
>>344236345
I was going to have a great game because Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 was coming in the mail, but the mailman delivered it to the wrong house so here I am, without THPS3. Sad!
>>344236345
I know that feel. Last year I was eating lunch with friends and I saw on facebook my best friend from childhood (knew him 16 years) killed himself. I thought it was fake but then his mother called me.
Sorry to hear anon hope they make it out okay.
>>344236479
Worse? I actually prefer that.
>>344236360
Thanks for calling, please have a free (You) on the house.
>>344236390
>head isn't a right angle facing the floor
Did we see the same girl? Her posture was horrendous
>>344236283
>Trannies so fucked up they have to project their mental disorders onto pixels in a video game
Ffs. Can't wait to see the comment section.
>>344236424
For the past 10+ years whenever I cum I do it straight onto my hands and just eat it. It's much easier cleanup.
>>344236396
what a coincide fellow gamer, i also just pre-ordered that excellent game
>lmao videogame logic! try it in real lyfe!! see wut happens!!! kmao
>>344236458
It's funny how the Deus Ex and Jak back to back runs were also by far the best runs.
>>344236553
you need a larger variety of reaction images anon!
>>344236483
>not watching both
>talking about politics at a gdq
BANNED
>>344236345
Bad. I'm at the hospital in critical condition and my asshole "best friend" is just shitposting here
>>344236345
Did I miss this donation?
>Failed: Attend your wedding
>>344236521
it's scary because I was just talking to her a few days ago. dunno what to do. will probably call off work tomorrow.
>>344236587
Smearing it on myself is part of the appeal. Sometimes you just gotta let the bodies hit the floor.
>>344236396
>>344236594
Seriously, can Todd do no right?
What will it take for people to respect him again?
>>344236345
>blogshit
get that ass banned
Pre-order Skyrim HD or I'll blow SDGQ up.
Favorite runs so far? Bonesaw's Jak n Daxter run takes my personal vote, but this Skyrim run has been pretty okay too.
>>344236639
>being able to handle multiple audio inputs
I can only dream of such things
https://www.reddit.com/user/TheBlazeJp
Looks like the Trials runner is on full defense mode
>>344236765
Go ahead, please do it.
>five minutes of quicksave and quickload
I L O V E Y O U
>>344236768
1. Jak n Daxter
2. Deus Ex
3. Jedi Academy
>>344236848
thanks
>>344236792
what happened during the Trials run now?
is this that guy from redlettermedia
>my mom is a vegan
OH IT SHOWS
V E G A N
E
G
A
N
>>344236765
>inb4 ISIS targets SGDQ
>>344236765
Just end our suffering, Todd. Blast this convention into pieces.
did todd howard made these games all by himself?
>>344236716
You can start by stop bullying based Todd desu
>>344236634
Can't be helped. Had the bright idea of manually naming most of mine and now I can't post them in a recurring thread without clearly being the same person.
>>344236716
>What will it take for people to respect him again?
wut u talkin about cracka? my main man todd is da king of video games, sheit even a street tough young african american like myself enjoys everything from skyrim to fallout 4.
Peace y'all one love ya feel me hommie?
my tummy wants yummies
>>344236890
Sucked at the game, went over estimate, and gave overall godawful commentary.
>>344236906
>videogames would still be blamed for it
>>344236215
This video is very funny for me. I like it.
VEGANS, AM I RIGHT /v/!
>>344236936
that's the only excuse for all these glitches
>>344236952
Absolutely rookie move.
>>344236890
Just a bad game to speedrun. It's like watching a friend whos good at the game playing.
>that shill donation
>>344236768
Bonesaw is definitely my fav too, but i also loved the dues ex run. Silent hill 3 was pretty good imo
>>344237030
There is nothing right about vegans.
>>344236891
I was also thinking the same.
>>344236890
That's what everyone else was asking too.
Basically no commentary and just playing random levels that are kind-of hard for the heck of it. For 1.5 hours.
What's the gayest thing you've ever done in a video game and in real life?
>>344236980
Here comes my cummies
>>344236982
>>344237053
Also it was a bunch of community created levels, not normal levels, and they jerked off the level editor the whole time, making it sound like an ad.
>>344236792
disgusting
>>344236345
Does CF stand for Cifilus? Regardless of what it means, sorry for your buddy, hope he pulls through
>>344237097
>Skyrim
>Fallout 3
>Fallout 4
Is this any fun to watch?
Don't forget to upload nude mods to bethesda.net for xbox one at 6pm & 6am pst to break the tyranny. Since Fallout:NV is now backward compatible, upload those as well.
>that vegan donation
why did i laugh so hard
>>344237179
No.
IF YOU HAVE TO SIT THROUGH MINUTES OF CUTSCENES OR DIAGLOG THEN YOUR """"SPEEDGAME""" IS SHIT.
>>344237123
>videogames
Banged that Elf from Dragon Age Origins for the achievement
>RL
Licked my friend's beard for luck in beer pong
>>344235567
Fuck you.
Super Mario 64 is 20 years old
>>344237112
yeah it was a fuckin snooze fest
>>344237207
So... why did they choose this games to run?
>>344237179
Maybe.
>>344237267
todd
>vegans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWqVmKjam5E
>>344237047
Don't even have my oldest images sorted by timestamp anymore because I changed them to escape archive filename searching.
It's just not fair
>>344237179
[small guns 55] Just turn on the damn stream you punk
>>344237250
>Metroid is 30 years old
>>344237172
CF = cystic fibrosis
thanks man
>>344237160
"2nd in the world" doesn't mean shit in such a casual game
>>344237327
>todd howard post skyrim
>having skills
pick one and only one you faggot
>>344236891
rich doesn't like games that don't optimize all available gameplay availability and that try to put effort into a story and it's development because that "doesn't make it a game"
>>344237123
>Video game
Played as a fuccboi in CoC
>Real life
Actually fooled around with my very feminine friend
>>344237250
this kills the man
>>344237160
The guy who's in first?
>>344237332
The average man dies at 76.
only around ~35 of those will have you at a physical / cognitive range to remain competitive.
>>344237323
>not using 4chanx to automatically randomize image filenames on the fly.
DUDE POLITICS LMAO
QUALITY
BETHESDA
PROGRAMMING
>>344237123
I would fuck the shit out of afro
>>344237160
>hurr I'm the second best at the game therefore my run was good
Ranking doesn't mean shit if your run is boring as fuck
>>344237513
it would be gay not to
>>344237479
>literally troll physics
god damn, it's like the "pull your own weight then sit on a chair and you can fly"
>>344237513
That isn't Afro.
This run reminds me of what an amazing game Skyrim was, I wasn't going to before, but now I think I will pre-order the remaster.
>>344237123
>vidya
pretended to be a girl and hit on guys on tf2.
>real life
sucked a guy off.
>>344237427
>in CoC
I don't think that counts since nearly everything in that is pretty damn gay by default.
How did the Todd meme start? I don't really follow or play Bethesda games so i usually ignore those those threads.
Need
more
Todds
>quick save so I don't fuck up again
PCuck runs are the worst. Little skill is required as you lose minimal time by savescumming which is what happens in every PC run.
>>344237593
yes it is
>>344236345
Are we doing a "Who has it worse?"
I might have skin cancer but i'm doing pretty ok
Fucking seriously?
>>344237605
Why the fuck is the remaster 60 dollars anyway
I'm mad because it'll probably sell millions at that price
>>344237605
Todd is that you?
>>344237635
He's the greatest videogame developer this world has ever seen.
>>344237624
i can one-up in, i did a fully pure run in CoC
virgin right up to the endit was actually real difficult
Wait is the bucket thing not a glitch, can it be actually done in any version of the game right off the bat?
>>344237652
its a fucking charity event, no one want to watch you redo a fuckton of shit because you made a mistake.
"professional" speedruns obviously dont use savescumming like that.
>>344237635
You think enjoying todd's masterpieces are a meme? Fucking cuck. I bet you didn't even pre-order Fallout 4: Pipboy edition™.
bethesda
>>344236345
Kinda shit
My boss died of a heart attack and my friend's cat died.
>>344237635
He makes the best games in the industry so he gets posted a lot on videogame boards, not too surprising.
>>344237593
You haven't seen his thighs?
>PRETTY HARD TO DIE
>>344237840
"the modders will fix it"
>it's pretty hard to die
>it's pretty hard to die to him
wooooow
>>344236768
Haven't seen anything past Prompt, but from what I have seen:
Zelda A Link Between Worlds
Demon's Souls
DKC Tropical Freeze Race
Tony Hawk's Underground
Zelda Link's Awakening DX
YOU DISRESPECT TODD'S GAME AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
Wow great game Todd
this runner is an unfunny faggot
>all of these excuses
you also stood in front of his fucking face and tanked the fire in your first attempt but stood to the side in the second one
literally this has never happened for whatever reason
This runner was really entertaining
>>344237803
the guy just pointed out they're the worst
>>344238009
So are you :-)
I want to play Todd's game
So basically confirmed all that meme runners browse /v/ right?
>It's very hard to die to the final boss
>*dies* to the final boss for the first time in SGDQ
>>344238020
>w-wow the heores didn't do anything what the [CENSORED]
>>344237635
Fucking newfags don't even know that Todd founded /v/.
>>344237635
Toddposting started with Oblivion's radiant AI, got impulse through Skyrim's "See that mountain" and infinite quests and Fallout 4's "It just... works" blew it out of proportion.
Toddposting is old as fuck, that's why it's so refined.
haha what a fun run
i want to buy the remaster and try all these things myself
This is getting painful to watch
>>344237641
I agree
>Tries to glitch the game
>Game is too well-made to glitch
>>344238134
Haha me too. Really fun great game!
What was supposed to happen when he wanted her to shout at him?
>>344238238
TODD WINS AGAIN
>>344238238
>Game is too well-made to glitch
Fuck off Todd
>I'M NOW SANIC
>>344238048
no moron they all browse /vg/. /srg/ to be more specific
>>344238238
t. todd
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
>>344238265
well never know because shes a bitch
SHUT IT DOWN
oh boy skyrim glitches how INTERESTING
Get off the stage faggot
>that whirlwind sprint glitch
He's going over the estimate. FUCKING REEEEEEEEE
>set an estimate time
>keep playing afterwards to show some ''cool tricks'' LITERALLY nobody cares about
why do people do this
atleast include it in estimate time so I can set alarm and know I won't have to watch more of it
>>344238043
go away, todd
>I just lied
Todd?????!?!?
>>344236891
yeah that's him
>>344238386
I thought it was a donation incentive
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAAHAHA
EXPLAIN THIS ONE TODD
jesus thats legit creepy
IT JUST WORKS
QUALITY
BETHESDA
PROGRAMMING
>>344237635
He's the founder of 4chan.
>making fun of amputees
BANNED
IT JUST WERKS
I swear I heard Blueglass laughing. He's there in spirit.
Please tell me they won't use this outdated pice of shit glitched engine in TES VI
>>344238386
i care
what the fuck THAT'S TERRTIFYING
We are now trapped inside of a Youtube top 10 Skyrim glitches video
ITS ONE OF MUH CONTAINMENT BREACH GAMES
Uh... guys, he's just using a mod.
>>344238238
is there anything he can't do?
the power of gamebyro...
>>344238238
Are we watching the same thing? It's nothing but glitches.
wait
WAIT
WAIT HOLD UP
is that ysg's laugh I hear?
>>344238539
scp used to be cool
runner horsekin confirmed
>>344238525
>hes serious
haha
>>344238534
I actually laughed out loud, caught me off guard. cheers
No more horsing around
I WANT TO BE A HORSE AGA-
So glad I grew out of Bethesda games they are all trash now.
How much you wanna bet the producers are screaming at him in his headphones?
I can assure you that none of these glitches will be present in the remastered version of Skyrim™
HE'S
STILL
GOING
im literally crying right now
this is just SO FUNNY
>>344238658
>now
Wow, a glitch that requires console! Totally glitchy and cool!
>>344238674
Why?
>>344236345
AHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>344238701
oh man snacks really let himself go......................................
why wont it end
STOP
>>344238709
same dude i'm in tears xD
this is going to end really awkwardly isn't it
>>344238730
thanks that really helps bro
>several hours behind schedule
what the fuck happened?
>>344238658
source on the trap? I can't remember the artist
>this guy is the big bang theory of speedrunners
why hasn't he comitted seppuku-cide
He's actually going to keep going until somebody kicks him off.
Please god make it stop
>>344238737
That doesn't look like snacks, can't tell you who that guy is in the image, though.
thank god this runner has some charisma
LMAOOOOO
THESE GLITCHZ HAVE ME IN STICHZ
reppin the naysh
is he going to go through that entire list of saves
>>344238819
tetris was set for 1 hour yet took more than 2 hours
TAKYON
how does one person know so much about skyrim but not how essential cc works?
>>344236345
I woke up at 5:30 am for work to open up
I worked until 3:00pm
After i went home and took a shower and was sent by my mom to go to a warehouse and buy a 6 boxes of 1.5L Fiji Bottles
and then drove to Wholefood Market to buy a fuckton of "Organic" shit
and then i went back home to sit down for a couple of minutes
then i had dinner
then my uncle calls me to help his son set up a new 4K TV he just bought because he's a fucking immagrant
and and almost broke my fingers carrying out the old TV inside a box in the recycle area
and im just sitting here looking through /v/
>>344238850
People paid to see this, what are you talking about
>>344238495
>edge of his chin doesn't blend
still good regardless though
>you can literally vaporize balgruuf
>>344238819
>>344238819
refresh the page
the schedule is constantly updated and the extra games are added once they meet the donation incentives
RESTARTING THE GAME
RESTARTING THE GAME
RESTARTING THE GAME
>>344238842
He's literally /v/ fat, white, bald, wearing a doom shirt, and PC mustard
>RESTARTING THE GAME
>'IT'S REALLY FAST'
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
HAHAHAHAHA
CLAP CLAP CLAP xD
>>344238238
Good post!
>REEEEEEE'ing women out of vidya
>>344238917
TRIPLE SIX
FIVE
FORKED TONGUE
OOOOOOOOOO MY SIDES V HOLD MEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
I just tuned in, what is this cancer?
Also someone give me the link to Jak and Daxter please
>>344237250
bruh
>>344238981
>/v/ fat
what did he mean by this?
STOP
FUCKING STOP
>>344239039
SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL
>>344238828
here you go anon
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/882974/2469cf2b95/
>>344238913
was tetris as hype as it was last year?
>>344238953
oh shit, I haven't refreshed that page in days, thanks
for fuck's sake bethesda
two worlds when?
>fuck this I'm out
>>344239051
I hate that pic.
420 blaze netch erry day
>>344239185
>mfw this run
FUS ROH DAH XD
>>344239175
right now
this guy was based to be hawnest
>>344239049
https://www.twitch dot tv/gamesdonequick/v/76689322?t=02m56s
I MUST GO, MY ELDER SCROLL NEEDS ME
>>344239137
>he can't get past the panda
Does ragdolling just completely cancel out falling damage?
it's finally over. that guy had the prototype autistic computer game nerd humor
>NETCH
OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK COULD HE SAY NEXT WHAT COULD IT FUCKING BE
>JELLY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT
brb gonna kill myself
>open /v/ because I want to have a good few laughs with /v/
>open this thread
>people getting mad over this
aaaaaaaand I'm out
I'm enjoying this, the only serious thing about this event is the money, you people need to chill the fuck out
>/v/ hating fun once again
every time
>>344236345
Not bad; I woke up in a dress and just spent a while watching the FBI director thing with Hillary. Then I went out back to read a chapter of this book I'm going through, then I came back inside and realized that I had forgotten about SGDQ.
Then I turned SGDQ on and it was an hour and a half of trials, so I went outside and read some of a textbook I need to read. Then i watched the bethesda block.
Now I'm gonna get high and play Mother 3.
>DS dad
But its a pandora
>>344238953
is there a list of "potential" games?
>GOTY
>tfw people wanted bethesda
>now are butt busted
GETOFFITGETOFFITGETOFFIT
Two worlds? More like 2 minutesam I original
fuck you guys I enjoyed that
better than the morrowind run desu
>Two Worlds is a quest-
that's all you need to describe the speedrun
>>344239149
Tetris went even better than last year, the setup took like 40 minutes or something though.
pancakes xD
that was wholesome and fun
fat guy was based desu
dudes this is actually hilarious lol!
I played two worlds 2 and fucking loved it
Was I in the wrong?
have there been ANY good memes this year?
>fucking tranny attention whore is back
>>344239295
moderately
>>344239297
same glitches were entertaining and didn't take more than 5 minutes. Holy shit /v/ is depressing
>>344239232
>nervous autist mugging for the audience
Bet a fiver he was /v/
>schedule behind several hours
>now I will be able to catch mario maker after work
FeelsGoodMan LUL
>NOT BETHESDA
>>344239261
aaaaaaaand that's a reddit
LOL dude glitches xD
cant wait to post these AMAZING tricks on reddit :)
Pandora Papa, save us with your speedruns and Python code!
>>344239368
Only if you claim it's a good game, you can enjoy it as much as you want.
>>344239382
First Try!
>>344238386
the crowd enjoyed it you autist
I`m not up next, I got banned.
>>344239382
It's really hard to die here.
>dies
Other than that nah. And frankly that's a meh maymay.
>one of my favorite runners alive
kind of dark desu
>>344239405
>spooky Todd
>>344239234
Thanks my dude
>GDQ hates fun
>/v/ hates GDQ
>/v/ hates fun
has GDQ confirmed that they hate /v/? what does fun have to say about this hate triangle?
HoLy ShIt WhAt Is HaPpEnInG iN dAlLaS?????? I hEaR sHoOtInG Im ScArEd!!!
>>344239395
People are just ironically being ironic, in irony
>>344239429
awesome dude lol. you have nailed 4chan posting
>>344239368
It started good but then just rushed the ending.
>>344236856
I'd put Jedi Academy over Deus Ex, but my top 3 as well.
>>344239250
>He made an account just to watch cartoons fuck
do u liek waffles /v/?? xD
Post gdqt3.14s
>>344239489
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
>guy reading a book
What a nerd
>>344239398
I hope he reads this thread so he knows that everyone thinks he's a legitimate downy.
>>344239506
np m8y
>>344239405
uh ... todd? you ok buddy?
>>344239425
>find this fun and entertaining
>"IT MUST BE REDDIT"
>>344239297
>>344239395
yeah but /v/ is full of spergs so not really suprising
>FUN?? WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNT HE FOLLOWING THE SCHEDULE XDDD
/v/ is unbearable at these hours
Fucking tryhards can't post two shits without letting everyone know how superior they are and how "reddit" literally everyone else is
>>344239514
Sam Hyde's at it again
Only caught Skyrim, were the other runs worth watching
https://youtu.be/tN9MfZjzEbo
>>344239382
Nice hardfall
>>344239563
saved
>>344239548
Awful jame
>>344239559
>Everyone
Nah. It's only you 2 retards.
oh shit this game almost looks better than minecraft
>Hating on TW2
>two worlds
i thought that was the game with willem defoe and the girl from the last of us?
>jame
ooooh boy here we go
>>344239489
what happened hamster child
DSdad is fucking based. Please someone get him on the couch.He's actually a fucking hardcore amazing python programmer who really knows his craft
https://youtu.be/PulzIT8KYLk?t=3058
>>344239489
Good riddance
Can we all agree the Castlevania run had the best glitch showcase?
>french is a bug
>>344239608
sam sam the flim flam man
>>344239489
Now if only you'd get banned from /v/
>>344239405
spoiler that shit next time, anon
Don't fucking blink.
>>344239595
>>FUN?? WHAT THE FUCK WHY ISNT HE FOLLOWING THE SCHEDULE
true. spergs like things to be categorised and following a set schedual. otherwise they get irritated whilst normal people actually like some random stuff happening
>>344239592
if you legitimately found that fun and entertaining, you're a retard
honkey had absolutely zero charisma, the glitches would be fine if it weren't for his shit commentary
>>344239489
who is this qt + Math.PI?
>wr is 2 minutes
>makes the estimate 2 minutes
>lowest settings
but why
nice graphix!
I've already seen critikal do this
>>344239405
Time for the OBLIVION KILLER
>already better than skyrim
If only it lasted longer than 2 minutes
Is all of this applause sarcastic?
A GOD TASTELESS
>>344239712
>interpreted language
>hardcore
>>344239315
fuck I'll have to watch the vod
>over estimate
Wow
>PISSED
IT'S CURRENT YEAR, BAN HIM
OH MY GOD
WHAT A GOD
WHAT A GOD
>>344236345
I'll look at it today. My little brother is collapsed in the hospital but I don't have the ability to see him. He can't afford medical insurance so might lose his house; my older sister is vanished and possibly suicide, possibly simply ran off to Mexico. These things are normal in my life, adding to the "you're living in a soap opera, but its not quite real, nothing is" sense of frustration. I feel like my purpose is to finish this that I started 35 years ago, so I can die, after which I'll be sent to hell, probably to wake up inside someone else's scripted world, much like you're stuck in mine. I'm relatively young, at age 55, but with no prospects for work and no real future. I can't believe in God as the old testament has him, as the paradigm of solving society's problems by Hitler's ovens seems the antithesis of all God actually stands for. Thus my personal blend of religion severs Christ from the old testament, in that hell is something imposed on political prisoners and prisoners of conscience, or otherwise the Quislings that would pitch their neighbors to be burnt, like sonderkommando (imprisoned Jews in the deathcamps) operate the gas chambers and ovens. This to me is the church where each person hears how the sinners should be burnt -- and of course they too are sinners. So to me, the true church is one that seeks God unchained from such paradigms - it is this clinging to the past that seperates us from God. I think of things like this each night and wake up further from happiness; such a dark outlook I have. I have no hope. I expect the worst from people. I wonder if when we eat meat these are people recast into a form as punishment, since even God is ashamed of hurting people, but does as he is commanded by his clients, the good computer he is. Anyway, how is your day?
OVER ESTIMATE
FUCKING BANNED
GET FUCKED TODD
OBLIVION STATUS = KILLED
WHAT A GOD
>>344239712
dur look at me guise im playing ds
attention seeking fat fuck
What the fuck did I just watch
I never knew that
IS THAT A JEWISH STAR????????????????
26 seconds over
YOU BLEW IT
what a god tasteless
>overestimate
cr1tikal was better tbqh
>>344239578
I'm not ok, pls...
buy...
my...
game
OH MY GOD
Didn't critikal run this game once?
>>344239851
Of course it is you dumbass
>over estimate
>flaming demon jew star
BANNED
OVERESTIMATE
BANNED AS HECK
>over estimate
OH MY GOD
HE'S GOD
>>344239883
>oh god i sure love my bloated vm
Why is Two Worlds the best speedgame of all time?
>>344239425
Hahaha le board culture le dark 4chin amirite xd
Is the game really THAT bad? I love open world games.
Is it full of bugs? Shitty story? Shitty gameplay/combat?
Nice
WHAT A GOD
>>344240056TAKE A BATH
>>344240018
yeah
>The villager NPCs gang up and mug the final boss to death
MORE RPGs SHOULD DO THIS.
>>344240013
no
actually, it's in my torrent client at the moment.
>youtube e-celeb is faster than "professional" speedrunner
SGDQ is dead
>>344240047
Can you make me a sandwich?
>>344239851
are you legit autistic m8?
>>344239826
my african american
I would buy that Papers Please shirt 2bh
>>344240073
It's shit, but in a good way.
EVEN THE TES COPYCATS ARE BROKEN, WHAT THE FUCK?
It seems like they improved alot on two worlds 2
>>344239787
that madman
>>344240073
it's bugged on xbox. So it wasn't killing shiiiiit
>ad
What, have they been doing this?
>all of that undertale shit
HOLY FUCK I'M TRIGGERED
>only at 500k
>two days left
They won't make it.
that took a long time!
>ads on my livestreamer
stop it
>>344240013
If I torrent your game would you die?
>mfw I played through the entire game
>When I could've just attacked the final boss there
>The humble bumble is a bumble that bumble bumble bumble
haha fuck I snorted my drink out of my nose you faggot
>HumbleBundle depiction of speedrunners
>Fat black guy, Girl, tranny, guy
>Actual speedrunners
>White guy, White guy, White guy, White guy, White guy, White guy, White guy
I missed everything since the god-tier Jak run (and Klonoa), did I miss anything good?
>>344239538
>making an account
You're even funnier now!
5k for that shit?
fucking someone knock the shit out of spikefag
just checking in
artist guy, did you draw thermos girl using her thermos as a dildo yet?
>>344240172
yes, but this wasn't the first GDQ they had.
>>344240116
Stop right there criminal scum. You've violated the law!
>>344240174
>not having ad block
>tumblr bundle
>>344240013
ok fine!!! as long as you will be okay ......... >_<
>>344239489
Who this?
>>344240221
YOU CAN'T BLOCK THEM YOU FUCKING NERD BUY OUR SHIT ALREADY
Holy shit Spike got fat
man that spikevegeta dude is such a special character.
spike vegeta seems like a cool guy to get drunk with
But mister announcer guy who the hell would want any of these games
>an actual attractive male is on stream
Holy shit has the world ended?
BUY MY MIXTAPE
>Flannel is in
PLAID GIRL CONFIRMED
GIVE HER BACK SHE WAS OURS
>>344240287
i love you!
>>344240114
That would be pretty funny.
>>344240239
uh, the speedrunning community actually has a much higher concentration of trannys than the population at large
how much coke is that guy on?
>>344239538
you can just use an extension
Honestly I made an account on a throwaway though, lets me save all muh favorites
this guy just did like a gram of coke
>>344240315
>Interviewer
NO FUN ALLOWED STOP
These fat PC elder scrolls autists are the most cringey thing ive ever seen in my life
"what a god" and standoing ovation a two worlds game unironically is not funny
fucking embarrassmet to the human race
>>344240228
No, but it would be extremely painful
>>344240348
:3 <3 :D
>>344240335
Those games are fine anon, especially Dustforce.
>>344240335
Real question, Who doesn't already own these games
is spike on cocaine? he's acting like a fucking maniac
>>344240309
He was always fat.
>>344240249
>He installed the plug-in
That's even sadder.
>>344240114
>You leave town
>Come back and the evil invading army got demolished by the village defenses
>Game over
>>344240335
VVVVV, Dustforce, Super Meat Boy and Freedom Planet are all great games you fag.
> no lobos jr speedrunning shadow of the colossus
why
>>344240335
What's wrong with VVVVVV and Super Meat Boy? They're fun.
>>344240370
not coke.
autism is a hell of a drug
>>344240242
>god-tier Jak run
Nothing you'd enjoy, faggot
>>344240402
>>344240370
>newfags don't know spikevegeta
>>344240335
VVVVVV, Dustforce, and SMB are all really good
give me webm of spikevegeta and trihex doing fusion
>>344240335
fuck you
supermeatboy and serious sam DDXXL are fun
>>344240335
When I heard Super Meatboy was in it I was tempted but honestly $15? For a bunch of 5+ year old indie games that are more or less crap?
Meh.
>>344240114
Hell yeah they should. The power of community > the power of friendship
Hopefully this guy can live up to the stellar reputation of Fallout 4, which by the way is releasing Nuka-World next month, the last major Fallout 4 DLC with expanded raider options.
>Oblivion and Fallout 3 were wonderful casual games for me
>Casual
>>344240409
You're a shit developer
>>344240370
1 mg per autistic person he is forced to talk to
>>344240341
spike vegeta already tapped it sorry dude
spikevegeta is like jonah hill with seth roghan's voice
>>344240335
FUCKING DISGHUSTANG
>>344240335
>faggot anon got dogpiled in 1:30 minutes because of his shit taste
>>344240335
who the hell doesn't already own all of these games? I'm not interested in any of them but I still own them.
>VVVVV is back
>it's TASbot
why
>>344240416
>>344240402
>>344240370
that hive mind
>>344240472
checked my Spike folder, didn't have it
>>344240502
wait, fallout 4 got dlc already?
he got so fat
>>344240335
guacamelee is pretty good if you aren't triggered by bad memes
also i heard freedom planet is ok
>>344240335
>Humble Bundle today
>You need to pay 15 bucks to unlock all games instead of getting everything for one buck
What the shit
did i miss fallout 3?
SPIKEVEGETA STIRRING THE POT
>>344240650
yesno_
>>344240592
normie humor
where trihex
Where is based midget Blechy?
>>344240582
>mainstream taste = good
The more people respond the righter i am.
>>344240591
this
Also the Super Meat Boy run this year was pretty underwhelming.
>no 100% run + first worlds blindfolded
>>344240650
no, it's next
>>344240650
it's coming up
but the run sucks a fat one tho
>>344240639
>already
Game's been out for fucking months. People played it, beat it, modded the fuck out of it, dropped it, and forgot about it.
DLC needs to come out when a game is still relevant to sell well.
>>344240517
>>344240527
are you really disappointed of him for playing a game casually?
>>344240597
WELL CONGRATULATIONS
YOU GOT YOUR GAMES SPEDRUN
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
What are those two sprites next to Klonoa?
>>344240664
>ywn kiss him
why live
>>344240650
no but honestly why the fuck would you be excited for a run that is walking for 75% of it
>>344240650
It's coming up now I think
>wow
>meme questions
>>344240727
BANNED
>>344240650
its next
awoo~
>>344240727
a sponsor did not like comments he made about their products, so he was encouraged to not attend unless they wanted to lose sponsor shekels
>>344240618
What the fuck is this unfunny shit?
Post the spiders one, that one is way better.
Fuck Sent. Take a bath.
>>344240421
>He can't modify cookies
Project much anon?
>*inaudible noises*
>Oh baby
>>344240650
yes you didn't
>>344240713
at anime expo like the weeb he is
EVERY FUCKING TIME the prize shill comes out, his mic is off for the first like 30 seconds that he's talking. these tech guys are completely incompetent
>>344240804
more
>>344240839
>>344240819
What comments did he make?
>>344240839
do you really think anyone believes things you make up
>>344240846
you got it senpai
cool pikmin shirt
Shit I overslept the Bethesda block, what is worth watching?
>17 fuckin ads
cool
>>344240756
I DON'T KNOW
>>344240739
sorry about your shit taste anon
>>344240960
>>344240618
I look LITERALLY like him, but I am not jewish.
What am I?
>>344240739
>my tastes are so special and unique
>>344240456
>Anime poster
>Calling anyone else a faggot
>>344240242
Demon's crest and Demon's souls was pretty good.
The super meat boy run was good
The tropical freeze race was awesome
The legend of Zelda 4 swords run was good too same with Momodora by the crippled guy.
The deus ex and system shock 1 runs were pretty damn good too.
>>344240456
>hating fun
Here's your (You)
>>344240650
"miss"
the run is a dude running across the wasteland for 15 minutes and then glitching into the endgame cutscene
>>344241068
unless you care about the games they aren't really worth watching
>>344241068
Skyrim run was fantastic. You fucked up.
>>344240758
Might be characters from Mighty Gunvolt
TRANNY WITCH IS BACK
>>344240335
I think all of those have been in $1 bundles.
>>344240727
does anyone know? I'm worried
this nigga gay
>>344240710
>normie
OH MY GOD
NORMIES ARE SO
UGH
SO
UGH
SO
UGH
SO
NORMAL
UNLIKE ME
YOU
WANNA
KNOW
WHY?
BECAUSE I WATCH JAPANESE CARTOONS
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU THOUGHT I WAS AN AVERAGE HUMAN BEING WITH A PAIR OF EYES AND LEGS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE BUT UNBEKNOWNST TO YOU I'M SECRETLY A FREAK, A CREATURE OF THE UNDERGROUND, BECAUSE I WATCH CARTOONS FROM JAPAN, UNLIKE THOSE "NORMIES"
GOD I'M SO FUCKING WEIRDDD
>>344241502
Please understand, this is not your safespace, so if you feel triggered, you are free to leave.
>>344241502
dude I love this pasta do you mind if I save it
What did he fuck up?
>0.5% Chance of game locking
>Happens
Should the runner buy a powerball ticket?
>>344241625
>>344241625
Neither is it yours, autistic subhuman
>>344241502
wtf I came here to shitpost, not be btfo
I GET TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL!?
HAHAHAHAHA
>transition
guy just admitted he is boning a tranny!!
>2 YEARS IN MAKING
hahahahah, what the actual fuck
God damn degenerate freaks, you told me they wouldn't affect my speedruns /v/
>TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF "HER" TRANSITION
Unbelievable
Now we know.
BRUH
do you think this runner sucks her dick and if so do you think he uses a trick to make her cum more quickly by stimulating her prostate?
>transition
>>344242786
literally no one cares
speedruns
>>344242786
she probably fucks him in the butt and sucks his cock while he practices his runs
nice girl you got in the couch there mate
all the "message deleted" in chat since he his announcement
>>344243313
wait is that really him?????????
>>344236020
Skyrim 100% completion speedrun
>>344243313
is that it? that is his transition
>Heartfelt talk with dad
I want to be with this tranny manny old man
your already a speed runner so you literally couldnt do worse.
you're a good person and it shows
Do these know no shame???
>>344243573
Right from the twitter, same dildo in the background that they showed off in another video
![8CNQ2dt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/WRIe1vz.png "8CNQ2dt[1]")
