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Games with GOAT controls.
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your mum
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You made this thread a few hours ago anon.
Just let it die.
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>>344176882
inb4 people ironically calls nintendo stubborn because people who didn't buy the game didn't want to learn the controls


Let it die OP. It does have the most perfect controls for a dogfighting game, but no one will ever change their opinion and consider it a possibility.
Their favorite youtuber didn't like it, therefor it's bad.
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>>344178626
DELETE THIS
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>>344178626
Star Fox's new controls will build up the brand into something new and exciting.

Ratchet and Clank only did well because of that movie that no one likes. Expect Nintendo games to start doing much better when Nintendo movies start becoming hits.
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>>344178075
If it had perfect controls, then there's no reason to complain.

Nobody complains about how Super Mario Bros controls, and that's because the controls in that game are perfectly fine.

But many people complained about SF0. If it were just one or two, that's something else, but when the larger majority considers it an issue, I'd hardly call it perfect. Are you or do you know someone from Platinum?
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>>344180271
You know why people didn't like Star Fox controls?

Because they didn't git gud.

It's really not a coincidence that it's mostly people with a long history of sucking at games who hate it.

That's not even getting into people like Sean Malstrom, who haven't even played the game but insist the controls are bad just because their favorite youtubers told them so.
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>>344180485
I got good and I think SF0's controls are unnecessary and lame.

Not good.

Bad.
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>>344180743
>Here's an image of a complete screen!
>I'm... I'm totally hardcore, guys!

You wouldn't have been able to get that far without understanding just what the controls bring to the game.
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>>344181127
Exactly.

I understand what the controls bring to this game and how it changes everything, how it mixes the game up.

And yet, despite learning the ins and outs, despite playing the game in a brand new way not possible before, and despite taking advantage of all this game has to offer, I still think it's garbage and would much rather play 64 any day of the week. It's not a matter of getting good. The controls of SF0 are just objectively wank.
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>>344181550
>Actually thinking I believe this shit

Nice try.
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>>344180485
>they didn't git gud
git gud at what? everyone finished the 3 hour game, what exactly is there to git gud at?
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>>344180148
>Star Fox's new controls will build up the brand into something new and exciting.

You missed the part where Star Fox Zero was an utter failure, and one of the reasons frequently cited by customers for why they don't like it is that the controls are not fun.

Pretty much the only good things about Star Fox Zero are ripped from Star Fox 64 wholesale, which begs the question why Star Fox Zero even deserves to be played when Star Fox 64 still exists.

The Star Fox franchise will be lucky to survive after Zero, and it probably won't. The game was a colossal fuckup, and Miyamoto is responsible. It was his idea to remake Star Fox 64 word-for-word with the addition of motion controls and annoying new slow vehicles. This is not the game any of the fans wanted, and it's not the game the series deserved.
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>>344181743
Ignorance is bliss
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>>344181937
Miyamoto isn't responsible though. It's the fans that were wrong. If they don't enjoy it, it's just because they didn't take the time to see what he was trying to get across.
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>>344180148

>"B-but kids would enjoy Star Fox's controls if they never played any other game with good controls"

That's literally what Miyamoto said days ago.
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>>344181937
>frequently cited by customers for why they don't like it is that the controls are not fun.

Fuck off. Empowered by the fact the game hasn't sold much there's a consensus based on people who never played the game.
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>>344181937
Most of the whiners never touched the game.

>Muh three hour playthrough

As opposed to what? The forty five minute long Star Fox 64? These games are meant to be replayed over and over again.
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>>344182097
t. Miyamoto
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>>344182097
>It's the fans that were wrong
>If they don't enjoy it, it's just because they didn't take the time to see what he was trying to get across.

>Implying the guy just didn't fuck up this time
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>the game is so easy and short, by the time you master the controls you are already done with the game

Even using the "high skill floor" argument with platinum games, it was just retarded to not make the control scheme optional
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>>344182401
He didn't. Too many people who have played the game extensively know and understand that the complaints about the game, from the supposedly 'rehashed' content, to the controls, to the final boss are all bullshit.

It's all people who have never touched the game who pretend that the game is bad.
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>It's a Cody thread
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They should've just remade Star Fox 2.
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>>344182219
>Allies are useless
Have you played a starfox game
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>>344181743
This is a perfect example of how retarded Nintoddlers are
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>>344182717
You can notice it is him because he uses the same images every time.
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>>344182097
>You asked for a hamburger, and when you reject the gluten free kale sandwich I gave you, it's because you were wrong.
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>>344183046
No this is
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>>344182882
This
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>>344182257
It's not the 90s anymore. People don't play games for high scores.
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>>344182983
No. I think I may save that, actually. It really highlights just how little Star Fox Zero '''''critics''''' know about Star Fox.
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>>344183093
>Implying he's wrong

There's a reason no one liked the idea of Scorpio or NEO when they were leaked. Why do they need to exist?
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>>344183078
This IS Nintendo's line of thinking after all. They seem to be under the impression that they have the Midas Touch. It wasn't Nintendo's fault that the Wii U failed, as Miyamoto once said.

“I feel like people never really understood the concept behind Wii U and what we were trying to do. Because tablets, at the time, were adding more and more functionality and becoming more and more prominent, this system and this approach didn’t mesh well with the period in which we released it.”

Or to put it in a tl;dr form, The Wii U was fine, but it was the iPads that were to blame for its failure.

This is just how this company thinks. It can do no wrong. Why do you think so few Nintendo games offer very little in terms of options? SF0 has like three options total in the entire game. It's because Nintendo thinks the game is perfectly fine and doesn't need tweaking of any kind. It's also why Nintendo hates mods and will condemn you for them. I myself got banned from Miiverse from just mentioning Project M on the Smash threads. It fell under the banter of "Criminal Conduct".
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>>344182257
>2016
>implying anyone wants 2 hour rail-shooters with le corny dialogue and memes
And it's people like you and Miyamoto why Star Fox is now dead because you're so afraid of star fox getting with the times

>>344182097
Fuck off miyamoto
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>>344184471
Nintendo has been this way for a long time. When the Sega Genesis was outselling the SNES, Nintendo basically said Sega was only winning because of their "nasty" commercials. The only reason Nintendo was able to reclaim their position was because Sega of Japan had such inept leadership and ended up committing sudoku on the whole company. Nintendo barely made any changes to how they were managing their own company, and any time things aren't going their way they always point to someone outside and say "it's their fault, not ours."
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>>344185913

Yet Nintendo have survived 30+ years this way so it's very hard to argue with. Even now at their lowest they've still actually have sold the most hardware this generation.
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>>344186187
Is that sarcasm?
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>>344176882
>GOAT controls
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They should've made an Assault sequel.
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They should've made an Assault sequel.
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>>344182592
>using Miiverse as a reliable source

hahahaha can't nintendorks spend a single day without making fool of themselves?
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>>344186430
Nope. 3DS has still outsold PS4.
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>>344182592
>your arguments are wrong even though I have done nothing to refute them
>here is a picture of the same fanboy miiverse user who always gets brought up to defend this game!

No counter argument. None. Nobody who defends this garbage ever has any insightful feedback for why the story ISN'T rehashed tripe, or why it's fine that the game graphically looks two generations behind when even Mario Kart 8 can look good.

The sales are proof that Zero is a failure. The majority reviews (both user and critical) are proof that Zero is a failure. Aonuma admitted the controls scheme is trash. Only masochists who enjoy "gitting gud" at unintuitive controls defend this game.
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>>344187565
>Using verified accounts from people who have played the game is making a fool of yourself!

People really don't want to admit that Miiverse is the premier way to discern just how good a Nintendo game is these days. Try going on there and crying about the controls. You'll be rekt in less than a day.
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>>344176882
Souls games
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>>344180148
>being this delusional

Does the Nintendo fanbase live in an alternate dimension or something? Like there's no way people this deluded can exist
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>>344188048
No, it was just another obvious falseflag.
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>>344187850
>People really don't want to admit that Miiverse is the premier way to discern just how good a Nintendo game is these days

Holy fuck this is hysterical
Next you're gonna say neofag it's a perfect place to prove that Sony it's the good guy of this generation
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>>344188454
No, NEOgaf bans anyone who has an alternate opinion. Miiverse doesn't do that, it just sections people who want to talk about certain games away from everyone else.

Censorshitters regularly get BTFO there, I've had surprisingly good conversations about Federation Force on the Hunters community, and you can actually talk about Codename S.T.E.A.M on it's community without having to fend off faggots crying about it's artstyle.

>>344188048
Star Fox Zero sequel will happen.
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>>344188454

He's talking about how there's a marker next to your posts if you own the game on Miiverse. It basically shows when someone is talking bullshit about a game they never played.

Whereas here or on Neogaf you have twats who never played the games acting like they're they're the chief authority on them.
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>>344187591
How do you figure that? As far as I'm aware, the PS4 has been outselling the 3DS almost every week since the PS4 hit the market, if not every single week. Nowadays, it's not uncommon that it sells almost double the units. Even combining both Wii U and 3DS sales, the PS4 tends to outsell both of them combined.

Not that it really matters. Nintendo is still hurting even in the handheld market. The 3DS is their worst selling portable, Virtual Boys be damned. I'd hardly say that a generation with both their worst selling console and their worst selling handheld is a healthy generation sales-wise.
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>>344188893
>Star Fox Zero sequel will happen
>Game sold like shit
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Actual Wii U owner here.

I've never used Miiverse except for commenting on the odd Mario Maker stage. Whenever I've checked -ther communities I didn't really see discussion, just people sharing screenshots. Where do you go to actually discuss things there?
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>>344189045
Considering how colossal the success of their other systems that's nowhere near as bad as it sounds. They've never been in the red for revenue ever for a reason.
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>>344188893
>Censorshitters regularly get BTFO there, I've had surprisingly good conversations about Federation Force on the Hunters community, and you can actually talk about Codename S.T.E.A.M on it's community without having to fend off faggots crying about it's artstyle.

So miiverse it's full cucks who defend censorship and likes terrible games? Thanks for proving that site should be avoided like a plague

>>344188924
>Whereas here or on Neogaf you have twats who never played the games acting like they're they're the chief authority on them.

Yes despite people repeatedly proving they own, played the game and posted images of shit this game is you fanboys claim they are lying because it would destroy your illusion that this game is good, but if you think miiverse is better then you're more than welcome to leave /v/ and never come back so you can stay on your hugbox where everyone circlejerks over bad games
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>>344189318
Try actually using it for yourself.

There's actually a number of different communities for each game. The 'art' community, where you get stuff like pic related, the 'discussion' community where anyone can come in and ask questions about games. And the 'screenshot' community where players share what they're going through in the game.

It's a great system and one that I really enjoy using.
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>>344189547
But they did record their first financial loses in decades at a certain point. In case you don't remember, or just weren't there, that was announced in 2012, when they had their 2011 fiscal year business meeting. I don't think I have to tell you what Nintendo released that year.
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>>344189618
I've not played those games mentioned, so what's actually bad about them?

>Yes despite people repeatedly proving they own
Such as?
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>>344176882

The bigger insult was the minimal multiplayer, forced linearity in the beginning, gyrocopter being completely pointless... and the lack of a secret ending

Also it's a retcon.
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>>344189891
That's because the Wii U was sold at a loss at launch, similar to what happened during the PS3's launch (which was also sold at a loss in its first year)
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>>344189925
>Such as?

Many people proved that they own the game and say it sucks yet nintenyearolds claim they didn't give it a chance or "git gud" at the controls
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>>344189045

The PS4 is selling more per year than the 3DS is now, however the 3DS is 5 years old. However the 3DS was originally selling about 15 million per year for the 1st three years which is around what the PS4 is doing.

Whether the PS4 outsells the 3DS or not remains to be seen. But considering the 3DS at one point was doing as well as the PS4 every year and was a "disappointment" is a show of how well Nintendo typically do in the handheld market.
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>>344189618
The way 4chan works in general is that anyone can post any image, regardless of whether or not it's a legitimate image, one that they actually took.

For example, take this guy. >>344180743
According to him, this is the image he took during his playthrough of the game which he is using to back up his claim that the controls aren't that great. Which, for someone who actually HAS played through the game, is laughable considering the kind of gymnastics shit you have to pull using the control scheme to even finish the game, let alone complete it that quickly.

You don't have this problem with Miiverse, which is why it is objectively the superior service. There is no 'I love complaining about games I've never played!' there.
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>>344190179
Can you give me some examples?
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>>344190294
His 'examples' are people claiming they owned the game on /v/. They're just shitposters.
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They should've made an Assault sequel.
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>>344190487
I know that, I just wanted to see what excuses he'd come up with, and whether he'll choose to dig himself a deeper hole.
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>>344190487
Oh sure people who has posted pics of themselves with an actual copy of the game just did it so they can shitpost

I swear a Nintendo containment board can't come soon enough
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>>344190120
Did you not read what I posted? It was a business meeting held on April 2012. The Wii U wasn't but another half a year away. Nintendo was still months away from feeling that kitty's bite.
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>unironically having a WiiU anyway

You all deserve what you got
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>>344190241
>guy posted a pic of his completed game
>WELL HE DIDN'T COMPLETE IT CORRECTLY SO IT DOESN'T COUNT

This is some next level damage control right here
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>>344190784
>Did you not read what I posted?
Your post didn't actually say the month, and I don't remember the exact month the Wii U released anyway. I'm not that sure why you're bringing this up at all in the first place. This isn't /biz/, the worth of a publisher doesn't impact game quality.
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>>344191148
He posted someone else's completion screen. Probably from a speed run, considering the time it took.
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>>344190826
>You all deserve what you got
Good games that I've spent hundreds of hours in?
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go back to miiverse, Cody.

https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/Splash/image/GHO2a22gTau_zGRC2V2cGQ/
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>>344191239
My mistake. I was under the impression that most people knew when fiscal years begin and end.
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>>344191510
Like I said, this isn't /biz/. It's not a topic most here care about.
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>>344190826
Those gross out wojaks almost make me miss the fedora tipping meme.
Seriously, what drives people to make more of these?
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>>344190537
This.
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where's Cody?

i need his head
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>>344190241
Things may be different in your country, but where I'm from we don't lie.

Here's where I'm at now, after playing around with the unlockable Arwings. an extra hour and a half, a few new scores, but no doubt genuine. That image is mine. I don't pull that shit.
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>>344191728
Sonyggers have to fill their playstation 3-year long "launch droughts" with something.
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>>344191348
>its a speedrun!

No my dear nintentard the average speedrun for this, as in ALL levels completed in one ruin, it's 3 hours but I'm sure you'll come up with another excuse to defend this garbage game
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>>344176882

I think you mean shit controls
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>>344191956
You could pretty easily prove it's you either via timestamp or linking your NNID.
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>>344192042
Just like nintoddlers have to fill their 3 year "post launch droughts" with threads like these?
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>>344192086
>the average speedrun for this, as in ALL levels completed in one ruin, it's 3 hours
Where did you get this from?
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>>344192358
OP is a falseflagger that wanted this exact thread as a result. Also it's just 1 year of drought for us ;^)
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>>344192513
It's all in YouTube

>inb4 that doesn't count!
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>>344192852
Links?

Keep in mind you need more than one example for it to be the "average" time.
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>>344192956
>all routes and missions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpdhGlySwH4
>any % speedrun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAZC9qrXQGE
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>>344182592
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/Star%20Fox/image/3qs7c07r6S4zMxypdwxFqw/

>>344181743
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/%20I%20love/image/E8IPTCesu7ryFdJJ_53x7w/

>>344180485
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/Hating/image/XomeGKi_BK5ejbLC7rtu2Q

>>344182257
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/%20Splatoon%20laughter.jpg/image/W2fYOx5Yt3fphxyCTJU3Cg/

>>344189783
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/filename/Fit%20vs/image/qljdnJwTIIcO-VB_f4bWdg/

>same MD5
>same filename
>same posting pattern

you're really tiresome, Cody. when will mods finally ban your underage ass?
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>>344192956
Playing through all of the levels once takes about three hours.

However, you aren't meant to do that. The appeal behind this game is trying to get all of the medals. Simply 'beating' it really is only the beginning.

I've heard of people taking fifty hours to find all of the medals. It is NOT an easy thing to do, at least not without a guide.
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>>344191764
Krystal is cute
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>>344192332
You've got some serious trust issues. Is it so hard to believe that someone can master the controls and the game itself so quickly and hate it?

https://miiverse.nintendo.net/posts/AYMHAAADAAADV0aEqYh4-Q
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>>344193424
Well the any% run doesn't apply since the context was 100% speedruns in the first place. Therefore, there's only one example of a 3-hour 100% run of the game, meaning you were bullshitting with your "average" speedrun time claim.
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>>344192332
>>344193503
severely BTFO
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>>344193503
DELET THIS
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>>344193503
So instead of being a poser, you just have terrible taste.

You sure showed me!
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>>344193753
Just because there isn't people dumb enough to buy this and play to give me more examples of it that doesn't mean the first video doesn't count you asked for proof that the main game with all the missions could be 100% beat in 3 hours and I did it
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>>344194110
Boo.
C'mon, put some effort into it.
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>>344193503
Wow, someone delivered for once. I actually respect that, even if I don't necessarily agree with your viewpoint. I have to ask, though - of you were decent at the game, and have spent close to 12 hours playing it, what about the controls were so terrible to you? They can't surely have had a very negative impact if you were able to beat it in reasonably good time.

>>344193820
>severely BTFO
Oh please I was legitimately asking, there was not even a hint of malice.
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>>344188924
>>344189783
>>344180485
>>344182257
CHOKE ON THAT DICK CODY YOU UNDERAGE FUCK
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>>344189074
The only way I can see Star Fox coming back is if Miyamoto is made to retire, and Nintendo's new creative directors decide they want to revive some of Nintendo's old IPs with Star Fox being on the list.
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>>344194280
man you can practically taste the salt
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>>344194110
All I did was show you that disliking the controls doesn't automatically mean that you're bad at them.
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>>344194174
>you asked for proof that the main game with all the missions could be 100% beat in 3 hours and I did it
No, I asked you for evidence that 3 hours was the average time to complete it, as that's what you said and if you re-read my posts it's what I specifically asked for you to prove.
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>>344191764
>>344193472
I agree
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>>344194110
>>344194280
>gets anally destroyed
>damage controls immediately

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>>344194343
>"Everyone who has an opinion I don't like is the same person"
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>>344194343
Anon I'm not fond of Cody as well but calm down man you can't get the guy banned.
On one hand with all this attention he'll become known across /v/ on the other hand he'll be the face of Nintendrones.
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>>344194395
I don't even own SF0 myself, I come to threads like this to try and pull apart the arguments for and against it to help me decide if it'd be worth my time. I guess you can believe I'm salty anyway if it's amusing to you
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>>344194641
at least he isnt Revved
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>>344194628
he got the wrong post anyways

>>344194343
see >>344193438
see >>344181743
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>>344194641
>he'll become known across /v/
Not unless he gets a trip. He's a literally who stuck to Paper Mario threads in the meantime.
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>>344182219
>story is bad
>playing Starfox for the story
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>>344194582
Top isn't me, also see >>344194704
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>>344194641
Especially because that isn't actually me.

I've been looking through my Miiverse posts I use to back up my points, and I actually do have him in their, which is probably where the confusion came from.

I'm a girl.
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>>344194746
At this point I'd expect him to have a Wojak edit
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>>344194280
Because they're not fun. I don't like shifting my arms around to aim. I can't lay down and relax if I have to do exercises just to play the game, and screen-switching can be disorientating as all hell.

As for completing the game 100% despite my hate for the controls, it's because I know you, /v/. If I haven't played a game 100%, then I haven't experienced the whole thing and am in no position to criticize. Well here I am.
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>>344194469
Yes but you asked for more than one video and due the lack of evidence since no one bought this shit I can't provide it to you, all I said was that this game could be completed in 3 hours but it was you the one who asked for more than one video of it
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>>344194875
Right
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>>344194280
>that stench of passive aggression
Cute.
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>>344194893
is that the name of the Doom skeleton he used for an avatar on kiwifarms?
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>>344194946
Your descriptions of what the game plays like are lacking. I think you just found a Wii U you could use to post on Miiverse.
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>>344194859
I played Star Fox for Solar. Solar isn't in Zero. So for some reason, the Lylat Solar System doesn't have a star, which is weird.
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>>344194343
calm down, we have it under control

here have an updated one.

the miiverse part is going to be irrelevant since his 2 week ban is almost over.
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>>344195113
Wojak as in pic related
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>>344195032
Then don't try to claim it's the average time to complete then if there's insufficient evidence to back that up, fucking idiot.
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>I spent $60 on SF0: The Post
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>>344194946
>I can't lay down and relax if I have to do exercises just to play the game
I don't know why you'd play an action game layed-down, but otherwise your point seems reasonable enough I suppose.
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>>344190767
>Oh sure people who has posted pics of themselves with an actual copy of the game
When?
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>>344194704
>I don't own this game but I'll defend it to see if this game that pretty much everyone agrees it's trash it's worth my time

You my friend have some severe issues
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>>344195175
>>344194343
Look at his hairline, for fuck's sake.

That's punishment enough.
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>>344195087
I got annoyed by that retard saying I was BTFO when I was just asking
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>>344195175
nice hairline
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>>344195214
Oh, he does
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>>344195175
Underline the "/v/" in his TMS review
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>>344194343
>>344195175
>picking on a cancer patient
Grow up, /v/.
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>>344195368
Because that's where my harem of Filipino chicks with dicks want me.
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>>344195174
reminder Zero doesn't have Area 6, the Forever Train, old Venom, and the gundam/Independence Day knockoff shit.

also Sector "HYPE" Omega being ruined with yet another dumb all-range mode fight but with the Attack Carrier coming out of nowhere.
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>>344195679
t. totalbiscuit
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>>344195406
No, I've attacked both sides. Heck, that's why I gave him the advice for him to be able to prove ownership against those claiming he didn't own the game - it's so rare to know who has and hasn't played a game on /v/ otherwise.

I literally don't care if the game is terrible or fantastic, I just want to dig into the piles of shitposts (from both sides) to hear actual opinions from those I can know have played it. In the end, though, I'll probably just pirate it.
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>this thread
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>>344195679
no
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>>344195679
I can't tell if that was a joke or not
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>>344195286
There isn't enough evidence because no one likes this game except this Cody faggot, I could've just posted the first video and settle down this but you had to ask for one more because you knew you'll look like an idiot because of that one video so you asked for more thinking you'll win the argument by it
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Post Krystal and Miyu please
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>>344195679
i didn't tell him to "get cancer and die" at least
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>>344196139
It's okay, we all know you don't understand what averages are.
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>>344193438
>when will mods finally ban your underage ass?
When he does something wrong.
The whole underage part is nothing but speculation
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>>344194343
WAAAHHH SOMEONE LIKES THINGS I DONT LIKE WAAHHH IM GONNA HARASS HIM AND EXPOSE HIM ON MY SECRET AUTISTIC CLUB
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>>344196496
>EXPOSE HIM
All that stuff's just lying around
Evaxephon-tier internet privacy
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>>344196140
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>>344196579
Only an autistic fuck would take the time to search for his accounts and cap them on a jpg for /v/ to look at
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>>344196496
It's fine, all the information they think they have is wrong anyway.

Don't worry about me.

They haven't found my deviantart account yet.
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>>344196496
No one has been going actively toward his twitter and Youtube
Lets just say this Cody fellow has been annoying people almost everyday in this shithole
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>>344196429
well that just sad, mods use to come in and expose shitposters like ManlyTears and permaban them

he had his age shown on his twitter and instagram, until he deleted everything.
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>>344196496
Sure when it's a shitposter from other fanbases it's okay but if it is from Nintendo then it's not, right?
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>>344196496
>expose him
>a miiverse account
even if it's wrong, it's only a handful of autists giving attention to another autist that needs them to survive
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>>344196721
I gonna be laughing my ass off when your parents find out how you spend your time
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>>344194343
>underage 15-year-old
>receding hairline
???
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>>344196721
So you admitted you're Cody?
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>>344196716
yeah, guess all the people detecting Ruggarell are autistic as well
>tfw 8ch/v/ had a sticky about him shitposting "le BLACKED" shit everywhere on the catalog and volunteer mods had to clean everything up
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>>344191956
>defaults to nationalistic shitposting
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>>344197236
Lol, I've already told you that's not me.

The only reason I'm speaking up about it is because I'm worried you're going to harass some poor kid.
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>>344196721
That's were you're wrong my man

Enjoy getting registered as a sexual offender soon
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>>344197548
I kind of feel bad for Ruggachug. His only escape from the wageslave life is shitposting.
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>>344197548
or TheDude/SexGenie
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>>344197612
>Uses the word Pretendo often on both /v/ and Miiverse
>Makes a post of Sticker Star's final boss on /v/ on the same day "Cody" beats the game
>Renamed twitter account day after Cody got exposed
>Mentions /v/ in a TMS review on Metacritic
>Mentions /v/ on Miiverse
>After having his accounts being posted Cody posted pic related

Either you are lying or there was two of you the whole time and coincidentally used the same images with the same filenames
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>He uses /v/!
>That proves you are the same person.

Logic.
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>>344197548
Too bad /v/ tends to go full blown retard by looping any and all /a/ reaction images into this
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>>344198289
See
>>344198081

That post on the pic around the day he got revealed
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>>344198081
your dedicated autism is almost on level with his
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>>344197927
or modshroom

and he's worse than fucking Cody and Rugga.
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>>344197927
>>344198081
>>344198518
>people that actually bother making these images for generic shitposters forgotten in several months
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>>344198663
It's just a screencap
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>>344198663
Who are any of these people?
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>>344198663
Whenever I see those, I just assume it's the shitposter making them for more attention.
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>>344198819
Shitposters
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>>344198663
These images are a good thing anon, unless you like low quality shitposting on your board.
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I forgot this thread was about Star Fox
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>>344198819
Nobody important.
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>>344178626
How well does clanku do in Japan
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>>344198289
>>344198440
do you hate being wrong, Cody?
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>>344199081
I agree, lets get back on topic
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>>344199081
Just like people forgot about Zero
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>>344198905
>>344198663
>>344198289
>>344197612
>>344196721
>>344196496
>>344195679
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>>344198663
>Ruggarell
>generic
>forgotten
the same microdick nigger making all the BLACKED threads, PC vs. PS4 threads, and nevereverborne shit wouldn't bother to let himself be forgotten.
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Would you go on an adventure with Krystal?
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>>344200183
Yes, I'd pack the picnic basket
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>>344197612
Are you the one who's been shitting up Color Splash threads and posts a Laughing Splatoon image?
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>>344200428
don't reply to yourself, it's unhealthy
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>>344200697
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>>344200428
he won't tell anon, despite how much he wants to be known.

refer to here >>344199418 >>344196721 >>344195175 >>344193438
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>>344197612
>>344196721
do you hate being wrong, Cody?
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>>344197612
>kid
>balding, nasally autist clearly in his late 20s
lol
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>>344200183
Only when its cooler out. Its too hot for adventuring right now.
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i actually enjoyed the controls and the game desu
best star fox game and i have been a fan since 64, saying this unironically
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>>344201760
You could adventure to the beach
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>>344203320
I don't like the beach. Its too hot and sealife creeps me the fuck out.
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>"SFZ unique controls are awkward and too poor to cope with."
-Dylan Cuthbert, the man who realized Command's control scheme was shit and offer control options in 643D, on a SFZ gameplay stream.
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>>344203320
>saltwater
>sand
>that horrifying feeling a dry shirt gives you after you get out of the water and towel off
Fuck that, Im taking her Kayaking in a river
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this game did the Walker right.
>stronger blasts
>strafing
>walker sections are pretty fun af
>etc.
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>>344198663
>self-moderating is bad
>letting shitposters dominate unnoticed
this is exactly why you're a shit board /v/
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Phantom hourglass made full use of touch controls and all DS capabilities

Aquaria makes the most of your mouse. Its easier to play with a keyboard but you can just as well play with the mouse only and replace a bunch of button mappings with content aware clciks and gestures
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>>344176882
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>>344178626


someone do one with FE versus StarOcean5.
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>>344180148
No, it did well because it's a good game unlike Star Flop Zero
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>>344199273
The new game didn't release in Japan yet but overall the series does reasonably well over on the nip side
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