Why is USA such a no-fun-allowed shithole when it comes to vidya?
>>344140165
Why are you posting fake news?
>>344140165
too many blacks
>>344140165
>Why is USA such a no-fun-allowed shithole
ftfy
>>344140165
Its the victim's fault.
He wasn't high enough level to be in that area.
>>344140574
This.
It's like you've never been to the USA. You start in small farming communities in the middle of nowhere and work your way up.
>>344140165
>Cartelnews.com
>>344140574
>>344140931
Falling for Bait.
I was waiting for this.
Probably the only joy I will get from a shitty mobile app. Culling the failed normie ingrates.
>>344140165
Trump will make pokemon great again and also make anime real
>>344140165
USA? Its natural selection.
Predators lurk seeking prey, and unwitting prey simply stumbles in.
The little faggot deserved it, should have watched where the fuck he was going.
>>344140165
Niggers probably 2bh
>>344141075
How is that bait?
Nothing you posted proves that, dumass.
>acts of random violence happening in third world countries
whats new?
>>344140165
>Chicago
Niggers
Team Rocket is really stepping up their fucking game.
>>344141348
*tips*
Probably trying to find Niglett
>relaxing around blacks
Wew
>Pokemon
He deserved it
![frrUcLh[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EHCWtye.png "frrUcLh[1].png")
>meme websites
Dont worry, just give Europe a few more years of mass importing rapefugees and it will be just as bad.
>find pokemon I want
>it's in a neighborhood where blacks are known for mugging
>decide to risk it since it seems like there us no one around
>getting close to the pokemon
>bump into a black guy because i was not paying attention
>"ay man u lookin for dat pokemon"
>notice he is also playing pokemn go
>"y-yes"
>"nigga you better bak the fuck up this pokemon be mine, you try n catch it and imma fuck you up"
>turn around and leave as fast as i can out of the neighborhood
>tfw cucked out of my pokemon
>>344140165
>they leave out the fact it was Team Rocket that stabbed the kid
Of course.
is there anyway to tell when a pokemon will pop up or do i just have to walk around until it happens?
>>344143297
>>find pokemon I want
>>it's in a neighborhood where blacks are known for mugging
you found a primeape?
>guns are the problem
>>344140165
Bunch of fucking stupid Americans. An iPhone with Find My iPhone enabled is literally unusable and useless, there is no point in stealing an iPhone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OyFK88fWHU
5 of my local Pokemon GO locations are in a cemetery. There are 8 total.
>>344141075
>admits he was aiming for the child
>>344140165
Why is the fact that he was playing Pokemon relevant to the event?
>>344140165
>put in Pokemon Go for no fucking reason aside from getting clicks
American "journalism"
>>344140165
ITT: /v/ autists go outside.
>>344140220
Childen will get molested and raped by refugees when this gets released in sweden. Kek.
>>344143594
Maybe the game hinted him to go to the ghetto to capture Mankey
>>344143594
To get more clicks and enrage autists
>>344143726
I'm not really keeping up on the refugee news but are they seriously handing out bracelets as rape deterrents in sweden?
>>344143297
>Niggers download Pokemon GO and camp spawn points for ez muggings
>>344141075
>that gorilla protest one
>>344141247
he will actually kick all the weebs out of their parent's homes, void their autism checks, recycle their figures and send them to work camps.
got my vote.
>>344143594
>>344143668
How is it NOT relevant?
>>344143934
Yes!
>>344141348
>it's not a shithole where people get stabbed randomly
>i swear, it's just like we want it
>it's the land of the fREEE
>>344144281
Are you implying he got stabbed because he was playing pokemon?
>>344143934
No.
t. Swede
>>344140165
Was this that anon that risked his life going into the dark streets in search of that jigglypuff?
>>344144408
No but pokemon go lead him to that neighborhood which he would have never set foot in otherwise.
deal with it you shortsighted low IQ faggot
>>344144408
Wow are you dumb?
>>344140574
He didnt pack good weapons desu
>>344140165
Satire sites are supposed to post articles that at least sound satirical.
>>344140165
I really don't understand why you retards keep posting the satirical article when an actual death has already occurred in Mexico.
>>344144829
>someone was murdered in mexico
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>344144987
Dude fell off a bridge, he wasn't murdered.
>>344145021
what a goofball
really though it would make more news to report someone alive in mexico than reporting a death
>>344144829
>actual death
>GO isn't even released in Mexico
It's a fake story too you mong
>>344143934
Yes, also police are no longer allowed to report on race/immigrant status of people committing the rapes. I guess the statistics were racist or something
>Be overweight, asthma, 14 years old
>No friends so I'm playing Pokemon Go
>It keeps telling me to walk down the Alley and clubbing street at 1am
>Hookers looking me up and down
>"Hey Kid, want to become a man?"
>App tells me there's a shiny squirtle inside
>"S-sure"
>Hooker leads me in
>Big, black, covered in tattoos
>Spot the squirtle
>I hold my phone up to get it and a bunch of thugs push me down and swipe my iPhone
>Shaniqua squats down and pisses on me as they all laugh
>Never caught the squirtle
>>344143551
A stolen iPhone doesn't necessarily have to work to be able to unload it on a breaker who can rejigger the phone (they exist), or just unloading it cheap to some halfwit in a Craigslist exchange.
White CIS males and female don't need to worry about this shit, though, so don't worry your plaid button-ups and white vans off over these sorts of things.
>>344145396
Sounds like you got the squirtle to me
>>344144079
man this is a really good idea
>>344145232
How about you choke on my dick? I literally live 15 minutes away from the bridge.
>>344140165
Is it privileged to lock your phone if a black person steals it?
After so many years of oppression, literally bricking a phone he now owns feels like just another slap in the face. You're stealing it from him and not even getting it back in the process.
It seems very problematic at the very least.
>GPS signal sucks so bad my eggs are going to hatch while I move not even an inch.
If you're losing to team rocket you need to grind more
>>344145824
Jesus Christ, what a fucking asshole. Let dumb kids be dumb
>>344143934
Yeah, they are. Why, you do believe all the propaganda you read on the internet, don't you?
>>344145816
http://www.relevanteshoy.com/yucatan/muere-motociclista-al-caer-de-un-puente-en-el-periferico/
Eat your own dick you fucking lying spic. It was a motorcycle crash.
>Be stupid 13 year old
>Live near a prison
>Legendary pokemon right near it
>If I catch it maybe pokemon will be realz
>Put on my hoodie and go in the middle of the night
>Go along the fence till I can catch it
>Find it, going to catch it
>Suddenly loud shot and blinding pain in my back
>With my last ounce of strength look at my phone
>Caught it
>Last dying breath I think about how the next world will be with pokemon
>News report next day is fat autistic retard got mistaken for an escaping inmate
>>344143934
Not exactly.
http://www.snopes.com/swedish-police-bracelets/
>>344141075
>Zoo claims gorilla had ties to ISIS
>>344144223
Why do you wish to harm me anon I've done nothing to you
He was trying to find a Mankey in Detroit
>>344140165
>We can't have fun with anything because /pol/ retards will try to make it about races.
God, everyone who browses /pol/ on a daily basis and make those shitty threads should get deported and gased.
Why are you guys even arguing fake news? Are you really as dumb as normalfag facebook cunts falling for every medical scare under the sun?
>>344140165
>going to bad neighborhoods to pick up pokemon
You're doing it wrong, cunts.
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2016/07/weirdness_australian_police_station_becomes_a_popular_location_for_pokemon_go_fans
>>344140165
Holy shit that is actually funny as fuck.
>>344140165
>Pokemon Go runs the numbers, starts putting rare pokemon in bad neighborhoods because that's the safest place for them to hide
>no one can catch the shiny pokemon because they live in the ghetto
