SGDQ 2016 - Fun Runs Block
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Now: Jak and Daxter
Next: Klonoa: Door to Phantomile (cavememe)
THEN: Max Payne 2
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nomemes
BANNED
banned
>stream nor twitch load
HELP
THE CHAT IS LAGGING MY BROWSER WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
banned for life
>Perfect Fish
RUN CONFIRMED GOD-TIER
fourth for RIP this runner
Is that Patty on the couch? I thought he wasn't going.
I love this guy on the couch can I fuck him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344120736
>chat
>browser
nigga you're two steps behind
>>344120736
>having the chat open
are you retarded?
WHEN RUNESCAPE
>>344120736
use the pop out player.
>this 10/10 banter
Why are these guys actually based?
Anime was a fucking mistake.
>>344120736
close it
>>344120582
YOU GET A BAN
AND YOU GET A BAN
EVERYBODY GETS A BAN
>>344120791
Fuck off
>IT'S THE SNACK THAT SMILE BACK
>>344120582
>his last gdq run
>>344120768
He did a run yesterday.
>>344120736
you know.
>>344120803
I miss mofat
>Blue raspberry or blueberry
Couch coming in subtle
>>344120736
popout player or livestreamer
STOP HAVING FUN
>>344120730
http://twitchls.com
please tell him to STOP bullying anime!
>tfw haven't watched any SGDQ because I've been busy
>>344120905
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344120768
nah he already booked plane tickets, but all of his runs got rejected. I wonder why
Wait I missed it, what did he say? If Bonesaw gets banned, I'm probably done with these shitty events.
>2 hours
fuck man it's so long
>>344120863
I just miss him getting triggered over every little thing
>>344120950
nothing banned is just the hottest new meme senpai
Alright
>>344120926
then you should kill yourself le kappa minglee pogchamp KAPPAKAPPAKAPPA
alright
>>344120926
For what purpose? It's too fast and too full of shit to get anything out of it.
alright
THE BANTZ
>>344120926
You must really have no life if you actually enjoy being in that cesspool
Can somebody recap the "NAZI" incident?
>>344121041
TRIGGERED LUL
>>344120986
some FF runs are like 6+ hours long
tough it out.
Anyone got the longer version of this?
>>344120945
>I say alright a lot it's a nervous tick
>feel free to make fun of me
>Alright.
Flawless, this run is fucking flawless.
How were the runs between Tetris and this? I only got to see the Doom UV runner die to a Pinkie.
>>344121016
>new
>oh my god
BANNED
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344120986
>2 hours is long
>>344121085
A german guy said "fuck" on stream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344121106
Oh wait
I have it
what's your nervous tick /v/?
>>344121173
>glitchless
epic
>>344121186
That's it?
post buuts
>>344120803
that old GDQ setup
I miss it
>>344120703
>is the jack series worth playing
I wouldn't recommend it. Too videogamey, not enough emphasis on the plot involving Eco and its effect on the environment. I don't want to platform when I could be learning about the epic lore behind the game.
>>344121121
Deus Ex was great. Everything else was shit.
>>344121121
last run and this one (so far) have been god-tier
>>344121218
my dick twitches when i see a kid, no idea why
>>344121218
I scream loudly when I pick up objects
who is the spunk hunk playing jak and daxter
>>344121186
Twice. And Shit.
>>344121106
>When you hear Blueglass laugh
;_;
>>344121218
Masturbating in public
>>344121218
I bounce my knee.
>>344121218
Spontaneous ejaculation.
>>344121173
People wouldn't put up with this guff for any other game series.
>>344121239
Sounds like just the game for me.
alright
>>344121239
Looks like the same lifeless braindead "platforming" collect-a-thon that is Disney Infinity or Ratchet & Clank.
>>344120926
chatty
>>344120862
>VLC
>>344121173
>glitchless
Thats literally a lets play.
>>344121287
Is he banned from SGDQ?
>>344121218
I nut faster when they fight back
>>344121218
I produce alot of sweat on my forehead.
>>344121173
TTYD was over 8 hours back in 2014.
>>344121218
>haha
>>344121173
I like Zelda runs but fuck that.
All the fun is in how fucking broken they are.
>>344121218
I can't stop touching my dick.
>>344121239
>Too videogamey, not enough emphasis on the plot
Nigga what
>>344121218
motion of the head to the left
>>344121234
code? she has a nice ass
>>344121218
Scratching my chest and arms.
>>344121358
No.
>>344121218
I talk really fast and low for some reason. If I can control the speed at which I talk, it actually really helps for public speaking. I also move my hands constantly like a sperg.
>>344121334
>ratchet and clank
>collectathon
"Japs and Daxter"
-Heinki
>Bonesaw's mom has a Bonesaw577 tattoo in the Jak and Daxter font
>>344121336
thanks dawg, this is sick
>>344121232
Yes, and now everybody is thinking he will be banned.
To be more precise, he said "I fucked up"
>>344121367
What, no it wasn't. It was about 5, I think.
>>344121367
ttyd was 5 hours tho
100% is around 10 hours long but it's never been run
SOILED IT
>>344121369
This. Glitches make that run watchable.
>>344121263
me toooo
>>344121334
It is. It's complete shit and doesn't deserve to even be call a platformer.
>go pick up x
2 and 3 have some gimmicks that involve actual gameplay but they're self contained.
>>344121218
fat tongue makes me fuck up my words
>>344121403
I have no heard or seen him in like a year.
>>344121467
Last night we had way worst things dood.
>>344121375
modern naughty dog fan boy
>runner I actually like
>It's already 2am
this sux
So how did Jak and Daxter go from this to the edgy gun toting world of Jak 2 and onward?
>>344121218
When sitting, I jiggle my leg and scratch the back of my head.
While standing or walking, I tug on the front of my shirt and scratch the back of my head.
>>344121334
it's an old-ass game man
iirc it was a ps2 launch title and plays like a ps1 platformer with better graphics
the game is pretty much the apex of the genre but if you don't like that sort of game you aren't going to like it
>Git gud
B
A
N
N
E
D
>>344121218
I twist the hair on the back of my head into really tight knots pretty much every moment I'm awake
I can't stop doing it as I'm always anxious.
I also bite my fingernails
>i chase this guy around for 5 years
>5 years
Subtle, I love it
>>344121452
That's hot
GIT GOOD
GIT GUD
>>344121441
Reading the excerpts from Mein Kampf about Japan is hilarious. Hitler really was the original weeaboo.
>>344121527
He donated on the first day saying he couldn't make it this year.
>>344121218i have a tendency to swallow my own semen after i masturbate
>>344121452
That's cute.
>>344121551
why would this be a banning
>>344121536
Naughty Dog was corrupted at that point. The spirit of Uncharted and TLOU already seeped into their souls.
>>344121559
REKT
>>344121536
It happened during ND's transformation to serious shit.
>>344121536
Time travel.
>>344121527
hes there. I've heard him laugh a few times this marathon
https://my.mixtape.moe/ptkajj.webm
I like how the streamer looks like a chad but acts like a total autist
>>344121434
Yeah. You can collect things. It's not the objective of the game but since the actual objective is doing fucking nothing that's actually praise.
>>344121550
No, it's a fairly new game when compared to the likes of Super Mario 64 or Crash Bandicoot, both of which are still engaging.
>>344121536
>We want the GTA 3 audience
>>344121614
CWC IN THE HOUSE GUISE
Who's banned from SGDQ?
There's literally no one here.
>>344121452
I dont mind that. A tatoo for me is something that sound be permanent, and memories are permanent. For example, I have a circle of protection from Eternal Darkness in the back of my leg because it reflect the memories I have with the game and the time period I played it.
If you are proud of your son multiple year long commitment to a game and his community, then I dont see the problem.
>>344121698
>Who's banned from SGDQ?
everybody
>>344121676
This one makes the most sense.
>>344121698
You're better off asking who ISN'T banned.
>NO!!
>>344121698
>Who's banned from SGDQ?
you, get out now
>Michelle Branch
IT'S VANESSA CARLTON YOU DIP
>>344121173
>fags complain about any% not being a true indicator of speedrunning because you skip over most of the game
>gets a glitchless any%
>time turns from 18 minutes to 3 hours
>>344121663
>GDQs will never have this atmosphere again
>>344120736
google chatty
>>344121671
>getting to the end of the level is not an objective
I guess that makes basically every other fucking platformer in existence a collectathon too.
>>344121718
That's fucking gay
Are there any good runs with good commentary with only a minimal amount of donations being read?
Or runs without donations being read and good commentary?
>>344121718
whats your opinion of the infamous "Despite everything, it's still you" tattoo
>>344121698
It's like Stalinist Russia. If you do anything to piss them off you're done and wiped from history.
>>344121785
ok.
>>344121663
>this was 3 years ago
>we'll never have GDQ be this fun ever again
>>344121663
>we will never ever return to small comfy room gdqs
How does Jak and Daxter emulate? I haven't played that shit in a decade now, and this run has rekindled that urge.
>>344121663
It will never be this fun again.
>>344121551
>at work lunch today
>61 year old engineer guy starts talking about how souls games are masochistic and not fun
>says only people with superiority complexes play them to show off
>22 year old intern tells him to git gud
>everyone laughs at him
Thanks /v/.
>>344121663
He's really grown.
>>344121218
I bite my fingernails also I completely freeze up when I see girls I find attractive. Like I physically cannot talk to them because words just don't come out.
>>344121718
Faggot
why do people like this autist? he has a fucking mohawk
>>344121861
Complete shit
Last time Bonesaw ran Jak and Daxter, someone donated under the name Jay Owen.
Someone donate again this year. Do it for jay Owen, he's a little boy with leukemia.
>that would be nice
woah
>>344121665
CHAD got so bored getting so much PUSSY he started DOMINATING the VIDEO GAME community.
>Bonesaw laughing, having a fun time, responding to donations, thanking people
cool guy
>>344120862
>this long disgusting guide to ultimately leads to using VLC just to watch a stream
just go to twitchls.com and use the pop out player on the stream you fucking idiots
I'm digging this banter
>Analator
>What does Snozberries taste like
wew this run
>>344121901
Because he's hella cool bro.
>>344121880
I am rrally confident when talking to gurls in English
I completely freeze up if I have to talk to them in my mother tongue
>>344121951
Get ready for him to be banned.
>>344121718
gay
>>344121869
everyone laughed at the 22 year old?
>>344121663
post the suck an egg pic
>>344121718
Lol you fucking gaylord.
All tats are gay.
THAT WOULD NICE IF YOU WERE QUIET
>>344121795
I think that it's too soon to get an undertale tattoo. Even more on a arm.
I got mine almost 9 years after I played Eternal Darkness and I got it behind my leg because this way I dont see it all the time, and I dont have to show it to my boss/people I meet, unless I want them to see it.
I'm actually surprised there is no Undertale Speedrun this year though.
OH HE IS GONNA GET BANNED
#BLAMECANADA
>#blamecanada
BANNED
Blame Canada
Alright this is actually something that'll get him banned
>>344121869
the old dude is correct tho
>#BlameCanada
FUCKING BANNED
>>344121857
that's pretty much what NASA was, though
the first time was rough, but the small moments they had like everyone putting their shoes on the couch was great
>>344122040
>All those scars
For fuck's sake.
BANNED AND SUED
ENDORSING A RAID!
>encouraging harassment
MODS
>>344122023
Si.
>tfw Canadian
>>344122040
>I'm actually surprised there is no Undertale Speedrun this year though.
It's because Toby McGuire doesn't want the game to be spoiled to anyone, but he thinks he'll lift the embargo next year.
Man, these guys are great.
"Canada was a mistake."
-Bonesaw, SGDQ 2016
>>344122040
Can people stop posting tattoos?
Ultimate cringe.
>>344121780
A lot of them, yes. Artificial length, or whatever you want to call it, get all the LEGO bolts so you can have more LEGO.
That's why I even prefer Castlevania Legacy of Darkness to this, at least it's pure action. You don't have to walk away from the action to find a token at the edge of the stage.
>BANNED
>>344122040
>cutting scars
>that tattoo
like pottery, mentally ill pottery
THERE IS AN I IN AIR
HE SPELT IT AR
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We did it boys
on a scale of 1 to 10 how banned is this guy?
>>344122151
Anon, don't worry. Every country has it's share of morons and idiots in office.
>>344122115
I guess that was the point of the tattoo. But also, somebody who cut himself look for attention and so a tattoo on a arm is pretty basic.
>>344122202
Theres no I in Ar
This might actually get him in trouble.
I'm loving these bantz.
>>344122213
577
They deserve it.
why is poo in the loo mute?
>Saying Doctors without borders has anything to do with it
>tagging it with SGDQ
KEK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>344122213
11. On the bright side, so many people will be banned I don't know how they will find attendance next year.
>>344122213
999999999
>>344122210
>those avatars
really shows what kind of people watch this
>>344122151
I know that feel bud
When did vanilla ice start speed running
Where were you when Bonesaw was banned from GDQ?
>30 minutes have already passed
THESE FUN RUNS ARE GOING BY TOO QUICK WTF
>>344122238
they didn't get in trouble for making dick sucking jokes last year
>>344122291
too stoned
post your face when no more bonesaw gdq runs after this one
>>344122267
ah shit dwade got shot
rip
>>344122404
Laughing at the banter
>>344122169
>Ultimate cringe
>>344122210
This guy is so banned, won't even finish his run
>yfw gdq gets sued by aircanada
>>344122412
Time flies when you're havingfun
>>344122238
I'm sure some damage control is already happening. And I love it.
For the record, Air Canada is awful.
#BlameCanada
>>344122404
I was at home watching his stream when it mysteriously cut out.
>>344122404
I'm pretty sure at this point, Bonesaw is the last guy left who is either not banned, or still attending.
Even DSS and TriHex didn't fucking show up this year.
>>344122202
ANON ANON, WHAT IS AIR?
>>344122404
in my bedroom, licking the semen from my open palm after yet another furious masturbation session of which I have a few daily
>>344121218
compulsive smiling
compulsive giggling
stuttering
avoiding eye contact or not knowing where to look
walking back and forth
not knowing what to do with my hands
>>344122296
but that doesn't make sense
Why is Bonesaw so fucking awful?
AAAAAAAAAA
>even he wants old GDQ back
>>344122458
>this happens
>even more crack downs on fun
>gdq becomes irredeemable
>>344122478
Trihex didn't show up to SGDQ last year either, did he? I think he only comes to AGDQ.
bird-like!
QT ON THE COUCH IN THE BACK
QT
ON
THE
COUCH
>>344122481
Just go google it dumb bitch
>>344122484
>he doesnt beat it up to seven times a day
>>344122530
Only because he's going to another con. Animexpo I think.
>>344121536
Jak 2 and 3 weren't that edgy
>>344122509
>hes trying to hold back the tears as he remembers sgdq 2013
>>344122530
I don't know about last year, but he skipped this year to go to some shitty anime convention with his girlfriend.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344122498
why are you so fucking awful?
>>344122153
That's basically jewspeak for "I want people to have to buy my game while it's still the flavour of the month". Fuck him.
>>344122580
Bahahahahahahahahahaha
>>344122424
Thank fuck desu
Did Bonesaw smoke a jazz cigarette before this run?
>>344120582
Man, my internet went out during the Deus Ex speed run; what did I miss dudes? Last I saw he was in Hong Kong in the Versalife building.
>>344122309
Good. Maybe all the banned people can get together and play some games or something.
>>344122424
I wouldn't bother watching anymore. Not because losing Bonesaw would be soul crushing or anything, but because banning someone for being MILDLY inflammatory which would be fucking retarded.
>everyone in the chat typing "CRINGE"
>>344122624
yeah pretty much, but Undertale is also a game which is ultra shit if you know the spoilers
>>344122660
this guy is getting banned
Bonesaw is making speedrunning great again :)
>black knight gets all up in your grill
>>344122296
So 1?
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKDvjVzpNQ
>>344122571
jak 2 was pretty edge tho, especially compared to the relatively lighthearted 1
like he would be banned from gdq within the first 5 minutes of the game
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKDvjVzpNQ
They have good taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKDvjVzpNQ
>>344122660
He said 'fuck' a couple times.
>>344122451
not him, but yes, Tattoos are cringe as fuck.
Its like "i need attention / require to look cool"
and if you don't like them its because:
>you are a pussy
grow up please
inb4:
>being this mad
>2 fucking hours
>speedrun
>>344121212
Extra rule for this run: drink every time jak screams
>not knowing about Black Knight 2000
Do you think Jak series is obscure?
>>344122769
>>344122705
I hope this guy doesn't get banned, he was pretty funny.
yfw there's Flut flut r34
>>344122752
>>344122753
oh my god that is funky
POWAH SELL DAIYO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiAG-xxOnDw
>>344122816
>he was pretty funny
Banned
>>344122830
TURN ON CNN
>>344122830
NO FUN
>>344122830
no fun allowed
>>344122830
BANNED
>>344122776
>100%
>>344122830
what fuckin cucks
>>344122830
He is so fucking banned
>>344122830
FUCKING
BANNED
>>344122830
Cucks.
>>344122830
ultimate kek
>>344122830
WEW
>>344122830
topkek
post setups
>this haHAA emote
I've never wanted to punch people over the internet more in my life
>>344122752
>>344122753
https://youtu.be/fCKDvjVzpNQ?t=46
>YOU GOT THE POWER
>HA HA HA HA
>GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
holy shit
>Trihex and Blueglass didn't even show
>Every fun runner is now banned.
>Caveman will inevitably be banned too next run
>UsedPizza and Patty will be banned in the Mario Maker run
>AGDQ 2017 is just a bunch of nobody's doing Minecraft letsplays and Disney "speedruns"
This is truly the end isn't it?
>>344122830
BANNED
>>344122832
Pinball music is the ultimate funk
>>344122776
2 hours of
>car keys
>yyyaaaaaaaaa
>weeb talk
>ban triggers
>>344122830
Bonesaw is literally the only good runner in these things left
It's over man
Game over
>>344122830
BANNED
>>344122830
HE FUCKING DID IT HE'S BANNED FOR LIFE
>>344122663
All banned people get together and make a fun event.
>>344122938
Honestly made my day.
>>344122830
Super banned
>>344122830
Where were you when Bonesaw intentionally got himself banned?
>>344122660
You missed what's pretty much the best run of the event so far.
>>344122830
Why is SGDQ apologizing?
>>344122830
BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNEDBANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNEDBANNED
>>344122830
Top
fucking
kek
>>344122830
>it's real
>>344122940
>there will be an undertale speedrun
>it's gonna be the most boring shit
>walking simulator with atari graphics and no skips
>>344122771
you sound insecure to be honest
>>344122940
Why did you have to remind me of the minecraft speedrun they did one year
I miss Plaid Girl
:^(
>>344122830
RIP BONESAW
>>344122830
OH MY FUCKING GOD
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
God damn this banter is making me laugh so fuckin hard
Keira cute A CUTE
HAPPY CANADA DAY
>40 minutes in
>just reaching the first zoomer section
This is going to be a long run, isn't it?
>>344123002
He fell on his sword. A martyrs death.
>>344122830
WHAT DID I MISS
I STOPPED WATCHING BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JAK
>>344123042
didn't he fuck it up too, or am i just remembering wrong
Kira literally got da BESS tiddies in the franchise.
This guy is making it HOYPE.
>>344122993
Why'd they ban him?
>>344123008
this
>>344123094
he said during the stream "lets harass air canada" and they all start sending hate twit
>>344122538
this
I just tuned in. what happened?
>actually got the crowd hype
BONESAW NEVER FAILS
>>344123043
>you will never sit down and have coffee with plaid girl
>>344122771
I just thought it ironic that someone would even say ultimate cringe.
>>344123094
Runner is having fun
>>344123094
Runner said he had trouble getting to the event because of Air Canada, then said anytime he screws up, people should tweet #BlameCanada.
>>344123094
He told everyone to raid @AirCanada twitter for fucking up his flight with the hashtag #BlameCanada
He's also been a fucking riot all stream and everyones sides are in orbit
>>344123094
Bonesaw going full ANELE on canada
>>344123161
fun is back on the menu
>>344123023
I don't see it on their twitter.
>>344122830
what did they mean by this?
>>344123094
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344123103
That's a funny way of spelling "Tess"
>>344123094
Banter.
>>344123031
ok, honestly, I wanna hear what made you say that
>>344122830
DING DONG BANNU
>i have to die
BANNED
>>344123129
using agdq to harass air canada
>these replies
I fucking hate the internet
>you will never push your face into the couch cushions after GDQ is done and take big deep sniffs
pretty sure last year everybody said bonesaw would get banned and he didnt
>>344122931
look at all this wasted space
>>344123043
That's a really nice drawing. It's a shame she'll never see it.
>>344123246
I really miss Stanry Woo posting
>>344122931
>>344123235
>still using firefox
Is chibi banned from SGDQ?
>>344123173
>windows not fullscreened
For what purpose?
What went wrong with Notch and SGDQ?
>>344122931
>>344123235
>one monitor
>>344123334
>not using firefox
tell me better browser
>power cereal
banned
>>344123285
>They don't know that SDGQ was saying it as a joke
Cucks I tell ya
>>344123285
>cutting the audio would be a huge improvement
>Bone buddy.
Oh my.
>You're my bone buddy
>that one guy in the crowd that actually tried to come up
>>344123334
>344123334
t. botnet user
BONE BUDDY
>>344123360
They didn't read his donation
>the guy in the audience that actually tried to move up to the couch
>>344122685
lonely and insecure people get uncomfortable from anything but silence
>that guy who was actually running up to sit on the couch
>This guy makes this boring event fun
>banned
This is why they only have $390K on their 4th day.
>You're my bone buddy
The donation reader sounds pissed off.
Come on indian guy get into the spirit
>youre my bone buddy
BANNED
I feel bad for Caveman. We're going from this high energy nonstop fun to his low energy ironic cynicism and people are going to be disappointed.
>you're my bone buddy
anyone here wanna be my bone buddy
>>344122830
nice meme m8 i r8 8/8 :^)
>>344123374
Look again, I'm using 2 monitors, one is just vertical.
>>344123360
notch is a manchild that stumbled into a bunch of money
this explains everything about notch you could ever ask
>>344123342
I don't like having 4chan fullscreened since there's a lot of wasted space on the right imo
>>344122931
The only difference from last year is that I traded my Wii U + 3DS for a PS4 + Vita, which is arguably an objective upgrade across the board. It helps that the PS4 actually has a Twitch app.
>>344123285
You only like these guys because they are mean assholes like you. IRL this is pretty unacceptable and the reason you have no friends.
>>344123360
He's not donating in protest of Twitch's new "cheers" tipping system.
Which is fucking stupid because GDQ donations don't go through twitch at all.
>>344123337
yeah i'm pretty sure he's banned from all gdq events
>>344123360
He thinks twitch is a crock of shit now with non gaming content and shitty policies so he isn't sending any moolah through twitch.
>BONEBUDDY
>blind shaming
B A N N E D
>>344122830
Context? Only just tuned in
>You're blind now Mildred
NO NOT THAT
>>344122830
>Big name airline corporation caring about what a bunch of nerds tweet to them.
lol . . .
>>344123472
>caveman
>bad
(You)
>talking shit about blind moles
THIS ABLEISM IS TRIGGERING ME
>>344123539
I didn't say bad, you illiterate retard.
>>344123285
Been busy all day, what the hell happened, what are they apologizing for, just turned my PC on
>>344123498
Cheers?
>>344123334
works 4 me :)
>you're my bone buddy
This guy is so fucking dead
W E W
>>344123472
fuck Caveman tbqh
>>344122750
You're right, but the edge went down significantly after the 2nd mission and there started to be more comedic relief
>you will never get boned by bonesaw or patty
Being gay sucks sometimes ;~;
>>344123492
this desu
>>344123494
>selling consoles
>>344123425
says the guy using a literal gook browser riddled with adware built in. firefox has gone to shit the past 2 years
>>344123534
It's not the airline, it's GDQ being autistic about what runners can and can't do.
>>344123589
What kind of last name is Blon?
What a loser.
>bone buddy
>>344123589
more like adam BLAND
Greetings from Germany!
I've been watching every AGDQ since 2013 and every SDGQ from 2014. I recently learned that my father's son was diagnosed with cancer 10 years ago. I had to donate during one of my top 5 favorite games of all time and my 2nd favorite Zelda game. This AGDQ has been awesome and I have been losing sleep because I've been watching at work when I'm supposed to be busy! I remember playing this game from my childhood, and seeing it destroyed in these speedruns has been incredible because I remember playing it. Shoutouts to my favorite runner Mr. xyz-man, whose twitch streams I watch all the time, and all the other runners and people who made this possible. My paycheck doesn't come until next week, but I just had to donate for the Megaman prize. I just had to donate for such a worthy cause and because no one else deserves to feel that pain, so please keep up the good work and let's kick cancer's butt! Donation goes to runner's choice... as long as he puts it towards saving the frames and murdering dem animals. If they were intelligent enough to deserve saving, they wouldn't get themselves trapped during the escape... Haha! I will donate extra 5 dollars if the announcer can say my name correctly and everyone distracts the stream with my inside joke after the runner does something impossible.
Everybody say HOYP!
I never want to get off of Mr. Bones wild ride.
SUCKING
>I JUST GOT A BONER
>>344123631
>uses his actual name for twitter to cry about shit he doesn't like
>>344123563
He told twitch chat to raid aircanadas twitter.
>>344123607
>NX around the corner
>It was an old 3DS and I got the New one instead
Not really any point in owning a Wii U anymore famalamadingdong
>Another hour of this
Kill me
>>344123569
Wont let me link. Google Twitch Cheers.
They cloned chaturbate tips. Notch got butthurt and refuses to use Twitch now because he doesnt even want to see the Cheer emotes in chat.
>>344123631
His name is Blon. Adam Blon
>>344123616
>if i spout buzzwords people might think i know what i'm talking about
>>344123698
If he chose it himself that makes it doubly worse.
is the pajeet autismo?
why didn't he introduce himself?
>>344123660
faggot
I like to think Bonesaw forgot he signed up for this awhile back and only remembered the day before
>>344123648
More like Adam TOTAL FAGGOT
>>344123623
to be fair that was completely over the line which is why it was hilarious.
he used the organizations name to raid a corporations twitter because they gave him shit service.
it was clearly a joke and idgaf (and neither should GDQ) but they of course will.
>they'll continue to give into the mewling children who are never satisfied with anything and ban anyone with anything resembling entertainment value
>things will only get worse from here
Why do people always listen to faggots like this?
They're literal poison to everything they touch.
>>344123718
BC is still not confirmed
>>344123724
stfu the fuck up
>>344123660
>no "Oh.... and save the animals"
Is he currently playing on PAL?
>>344122830
>someone out cucked Canada
YOU LOVE ME YOU REALLY LOVE ME
Cringe shit
>>344123724
I'm having fun, jealous?
>bonesaw actually gets fucking banned because of a few tweets
rip gdq
>>344123825
LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME
>>344123623
That's the thing, GDQ should've said nothing. People get paid to ignore shit tweets and retweet the positive ones, there's actually no reason to apologize. It's amazing how shit GDQ's PR team is.
>>344123417
Is that Heat?
>>344123751
>adware
>buzzword
sorry you have the brain of an 8 year old
whats the name of the runner who couldnt move the right hand and ran a weeabo game?
>>344123043
>>344123186
Is she a runner?
>>344123794
Still, the only worthwhile Nintendo system out right now is their handheld, and I have one.
I thought Smash 4 would be enough to convince me to keep the system but it got unbelievably boring really fast. Mario Kart 8 didn't help either.
>>344123870
> he has a reddit account
w e w
>>344123759
>blackest guy on the couch
>they call him dark guy
>>344123870
you have to go back
>>344123359
I mean i guess, but he's fucking around so i don't think he actually cares
>>344123926
halfcoordinated
>>344123926
Halfcoordinated?
>>344123926
halfcoordinated
>>344123910
how does firefox have adware you fucking meme spouting retard
>>344123926
halfcoordinated, game was Momodora: Reverie Under the Moonlight
>>344123735
Wait. So.... it's pretty much all system to cut Twitch Alert out and make sure that Twitch keep all the money?
To send 100 coin, which is 1$, you have to pay 1, 40, so Twitch keep 40% of all donations?
>>344123870
>charitable community
Bullshit, this event is nothing but vanity and narcissism
>>344123974
>>344123982
>>344123984
>feels mind
>>344123043
holy autism christ did you really draw that
that's really good. and you're really obsessive. but that's still really good.
>>344123870
I'm one of those posters :^)
>>344123745
>Blon, Adam Blon.
>Whiskey sour, beaten and bruised
>No Mr Blon, I Expedia you a room
>For Brazil, Adam?
FUCK THIS CHAD TRYING TO BE A GAMER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>344123870
>Air Canada's definitely probably gonna notice
Oh no some fucking twenty-something on Air Canada's social media team will see some tweets. Could you imagine going to work and seeing tweets?
>>344123870
>>344123974
>>344124000
>>344123984
Anyone have a webm of his dad's donation? I missed it
>>344123970
It's a kid's game everything's written in kana anyway, even the names because they're all dirty gaijin.
this is really really boring
>be a manlet
>So sad you dedicated your life to speed running games and being the cool """""funny""""" guy at these events
Chinese is pathetic. One of the worst at this convention
>>344124075
t. dangerous robot
is it just me or is this bonesawguy really annoying?
>>344124018
>40 is 40% of 140
are you american by chance?
>>344123974
>>344123982
>>344123984
>>344124000
this
thanks anons
>>344124123
I wish he would talk more, he's been really boring so far.
>>344124123
>annoying
he's pretty hilarious
>>344124123
I think he's just trying to keep people awake. You can't blame him that much.
>>344124065
No. For you.
BURN
>>344124018
Yep, Twitch wants a cut of donations. They claim they have no plans on banning external donations, but that's obviously horseshit.
>Wanna watch Klonoa
>its on at the crack of dawn
>wanna watch the Zelda II run
>7:32am
Whoever is in charge for scheduling needs to be shot.
Speedrunners are not allowed to have fun. Ban these people.
>>344124087
I don't know what that means
>Legend of the Hidden Temple impression
I'm dying
>>344124237
if this happens twitch is dead
>>344124152
Not 40%. They add a 40% charge on the donation. 100% +40% = 140%.
パーワー セレ
>>344124286
Silver snakes for life
>>344124242
You know that people watch SGDQ worldwide? I had to wake up at 2 AM for FPS segment.
>>344124242
are all Klonoa fans homosexual?
>>344124242
ikr
>Lets put the disney block on at prime time
>Yeah all those really slow games from the 80s
>aaaand lets put the funny runners on at 2am
>>344124338
My fuckin nigga
>>344123291
What would it smell like?
>>344124338
>not purple parrots
lmao @ u
new
>>344124342
>>344124242
stfu and watch the Megaman and Castlevania speedruns you've seen a hundred times that we give the best times every event.
>>344124341
I really wanted fps segment but descided not to wake up at 2 since MP2 is at 10 am. Woke up at 7 for bonesawbro
>>344124341
It isn't my problem if people can't watch their favorite runs in whatever designated shitting street they're in.
>>344124298
Twitch takes a 28% cut from bits
>>344124037
cosmo isn't there though
>>344124350
I am
>>344124451
>germany
>designated shitting street
fucking americans.
>>344124286
That fucking monkey
>>344124453
It depends on the amount you buy. Lowest amount is 40%.
>>344124341
Yeah but other countries dont matter. Hell, not even California time matters. Only EST.
>>344124453
That make no sense.
100 = 1$ obviously.
Why would I want to donate 1.22$ to somebody?
That's weird.
250 $ cost 308$ which is at a discount.
>>344124380
>not Blue Barracudas
Pretty lame to be h.
>>344124564
shut up, eurofag.
>Fuckachabada
![afe610d83725e5f299bd136e282babcc-19[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DfzcJgV.jpg "afe610d83725e5f299bd136e282babcc-19[1]")
BONESAW IS READY
>>344123902
yes it is
>>344124341
greetings from germany?
>>344124676
shut up fat tub of lard
Bonesaw is great. He really knows how to work a crowd. He should be on TV.
>these clappings
Holy kek
Best run
oh god he's breaking
How over estimate is bonesaw going to be?
>>344124908
Is he okay?
runner sounds like hes dying form lack of air soon
>this run
>Hi exhausted
>I'm dead
tbqh they could probably use Bonesaw as the new Daxter voice actor, he has the perfect voice.
Give him a bottle of water dumbnuts
>Bonesaw is just so fed up with SGDQ in general that he just doesn't care anymore and he's still running the game
wew lad
this run
>>344125120
>dead
It was "dad", you know...
Like Dad jokes?Maymays
Bonesaw looks like that "american kid" that you see in japanese animes. like he is the stereotypical picture of americans according to the japs.
>Bone buddy massage
LEWD
how much coke is this guy on
>>344125472
He's just really tired.
>Desperately begging for donations inbetween dying breaths
Oh god this is on another level
This feels like one of those legendary runs that everyone is going to ask about the rest of the week and will get really annoying trying to explain.
>>344125472
He's on a drug called "Corpsing"
>>344124286
blue baracuda for best teir
WEEBS BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>344125472
Naw, he's drinking pepsi
weebs
>He tries to actually talk about the game
>can't
>I don't even like anime
>CROWD CLAPS
>tfw he read my Naruto and Pikachu donation that took me minutes of trying to think of anime puns
rip anime
>>344125558
why? Pretty dull imo
I'm just waiting for mememan. I'll go to bed before Payne comes on
>half a plause
>>344125730
>donating
???
>stepping on another man's microphone cord
>>344125828
Why does everbody meme about donating here
Do they take a lot of money off the top or something?
>>344125974
Half the money goes to directly to Satan.
>>344125974
Doctors without borders actively supports people our military want dead. They're practically a terrorist group.
>>344126076
how can i send my money directly to satan?
>off the rails
at this point were practically multi-track driftingdon't have the picture to post, damn it
>>344126151
>supporting the american military
>>344126151
i'm not that knowledgable what doctors without borders do but i assume you are saying "our" military wants to see refugees dead?
>>344126332
>>344126321
http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/Articles/Doctors%20Without%20Borders%20Medecins%20Sans.html
>Jeb Bush
>Please clap
