SGDQ 2016 - Based Germanbro
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Now: Deus Ex
Next: Jak & Daxter
Later: Based Caveman playing Klonoa
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
Come to bed, anon.
why is heinki so based?
Keep the memes coming
First for autism and horrendous accent
WHEN RUNESCAPE
>>344114429
First for Hitler
Best run so far?
A BOMB
heil hitler
>>344114429
Best runner thus far/game
>running this now
a bit insensitive methinks with what happened today :\
The german meme machine fears no bants
This new thread is pretty nice
GDQ needs more runners like this again.
>>344114621
omfg what happened?
He sounds like a German Chris Chan
This guy has learned how to control his autism. Perfect sperg moments with bits of humors. Innocent bantz. This is really comfy
>>344114621
(Dude)
>>344114446
That was when the event was dying down, there were plenty of people watching him play and talking to him on and off.
Based kraut
>>344114669
It's bait
this one's pretty comfy, i feel like the guy actually cares and enjoys explaining what he does
>He didn't save Paul
Does anyone know which versions of Ghostbusters they are going to play at 4? Debating if I want to stay up or not if it's the 2010 one.
>>344114621
wow i never thought of it like that..............
BANNED
BANNED
>God damn you
OH SHIT
>Donating for a run of The Witness
How the hell would that work?
>kills animals
>with fire
>KILL ZE ANIMALS!
This German is based.
>god damn you
BANNED
This guy is actually a subtle /pol/ite. He's German, did the "Greetings from Germany Meme" he chose the blue eyed blonde haired Jensen
This is how you do it people.
Also, they're discussing on if they should ban him after this because of the pregnancy joke and the ban joke he said
>>344114658
It would be ashamed if someone were to... bomb it.
ayyyyy
>donation goes to runner's choice
>two words
what did he mean by this?
everyone stop i've almost got it
>GOD DAMN YOU
Banned for life.
>>344114773
I want to impregnate Purblind
thats neapolitan not napoleon
>kept his items
what
What happened with the demons crest run?
>LITERALLY THE EUROPEAN PEWDIEPIE BUT NOT SO CRINGE :P HAHAHA SO FUNNY XDXD
Faggots
>40 seconds trying to write "Napoleon"
>>344114795
WHAT THE FUCK
PUKE
A speedrunner that doesn't sound like he's doped up on ambien
good ass run
>said Hell
BANNED
>charismatic, entertaining runner
>does he have autism???
>boring, stuttering, or otherwise "flawed" runner
>LOL BOOOOOORING SHIT SUX
you guys are fucking stupid.
try speedrunning a game or doing something else mentally taxing at high speed while trying to explain what you're doing in a feasible and entertaining manner and see how naturally flowing your speech is
>/pol/ is getting attacked
>>344114807
kill animals
>>344114807
Heil Hitler
>>344114851
But pewdiepie is already european
>>344114849
Dude you won't believe it.
why do eurocucks always have to overexplain everything?
>>344114849
dude
>>344114807
no anime
>>344114858
the french couldn't stop him this time either
>>344114669
someone's mix tape was straight fire
>>344114807
Two Worlds, a silly WRPG speedrun to be done I think after Daggerfall
Wow it does not feel like 15 minutes have passed.
how was judge dredd? I took a fap break
>>344114907
just ignore them senpai they are not here for the runs they're here for petty drama and memes.
/v/ threads for speedrunning = twitch chat
>>344114807
refugees welcome
>>344114795
what was the pregnancy joke?
HONG KUNGG
>>344114561
Y-you wouldn't want t-to sleep with someone like me...
HOOONG KOONG
Hope he kills her
>>344114849
DUDE
>>344114851
Pewdiepie is swedish retard.
just tuned into the stream, the guy is a little nervous, explaining his tricks, his accent is endearing, and on top of it he's running a great game
I hope he can calm himself down a little and enjoy the run
JAPS AND DAXTER
Wow this one is so bad and hard to watch. I hope this guy never does this again.
>>344114907
>FPS speedrun
>Mentally taxing
Pick none
Jap and Daxter
>>344115014
What a difference it feels when the runner is actually entertaining.
So why haven't they canceled the event today after what happened? A little disrespectful.
>japs and Daxter
>Jap
B A N N E D
>>344115014
He just did like 4 hours of the game in 15 minutes with only one major level skip. Shits crazy.
>>344115031
Yeah it was good
*** & DAXTER
>>344115052
Saying the throwing knife looked like a pregnancy test.
>running this now
a bit insensitive methinks with what will happen 36 years from now
Username nsf00l
Password SMASHTHESTATE
>>344114868
What's wrong?
Also, how many here think he's going to get banned now?
>>344115110
>implying the jedi knight speedruns aren't consistently some of the best speedruns in the event
>>344115052
The throwing knife looks like a pregnancy test
It's true
>>344115085
he's clearly not nervous; he's run this game plenty before
he just thinks faster than he can talk so it seems frantic
>>344115071
IN DA FRESH
Also he just killed her
I'm hearing Caveman's run was canceled because he got smoking God's herb in one of the backrooms.
is this true?
>>344114561
stupid sexy hamster
HE REKT HER
tip top kek
this guys is pretty cool
>pronouncing sword wrong
It's fucking "sword"
>>344115052
The throwing knife looks like a pregnacy test strip and he used it on a companion to stop him from talking; like someone going quite when someone has a unsuspecting pregnancy, Knitting Bitch is trying to get him banned as I type this.
>You can fucking destroy the boat with melee
Holy fuck
>>344115205
What a rotten way to die
>>344115085
lmfao hes on the least nervous runners ive ever seen.
He's p funny too.
Literally nothing wrong with him.
>>344115254
no, it's "sword"
>>344115209
Caveman's getting banned because he threatened to kill a different streamer.
>>344115176
can you stop?
>>344115254
?
I've always pronounced it, "sword."
HOT PARTY
HERE'S A HOT PARTY GOING ON
THE FUTURRRREEEEE
>he's german
>here's a hot party
>>344115254
clearly you understand what he meant so what exactly is the problem?
>>344115281
>Knitting Bitch is trying to get him banned as I type this.
And do you have proof of this?
>hot party
im glad he didnt go with the auschwitz joke.
great run though this is highly entertaining
I genuinely wonder if this guy practiced his one-liners or if he's just this funny
>here's a hot party
Either way this guy is fucking great
>>344114795
where did they say that? be specific shitter
>>344115289
You can destroy just about every door in the game with the regular sword or a sniper rifle when you're at master level
Run is 9/10 so far. Fuckin legit runner and game.
This is easily the worst run and worst runner I have ever seen.
>>344115309
ha ha classic caveman. love that guy
>Here's a hot party
>put the quest giver on the highest point in level
>no one will ever find him
didn't know that was a thing awesome.
This guy doesn't give a fuck about going fast but this run is just great
>that quest giver on the roof
>>344115363
well I'm certain if you stream runs on twitch you develop a few one-liners over the course of some runs
>>344114907
Maybe you should stop asking if the entertaining runners are autistic and criticizing boring runners then.
>>344115180
Fast paced platforming games are objectively more difficult, no contest.
>german
>literally incinerating people ON STREAM
>two words
what did he mean by this
This guy has great one liners and the run is great. Easily one of the best.
It seems like this time period is generally for the best runs, as it's also the same time that Dude's Crest was.
>Its a loading time simulator
mein sides
Why does this guy pronounce his words all weird and shit. IF you're in America learn how do fucking speak our language idiot!!
PLEASE KILL JOE GREENE
PLEASE
This guy is so bad holy shit this needs to end.
>>344115321
>>344115337
>>344115351
>>344115406
>>344115475
I.... He has to have known
>guy's a manlet
D R O P P E D
>>344115309
Bullshit.
>>344115492
I've also been wondering about that.
>>344115421
I don't feel that this event is for trying hard anyway considering you have to be commenting at the same time and under more pressure than normal.
>>344115462
except the platforming block last night was fucking cancer. I don't give a fuck if they're more difficult, they aren't more entertaining.
Best Deus Ex music coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tVfpDmz2NE
>>344115513
Nice bait aussie
He gives no fucks.
MY BIGGEST FAN
>biggest fan
>YOU CAN FUCKING BLOW UP THE FAN
What the fuck?
>my biggest fan
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>my biggest fan
>biggest fan
Swear to fuck this guy...
fan
FAN
F A N
help i'm bleeding internally from that joke
>biggest fan
fuck neck yourself hitler
>God dammit
BANNED
WHO HERE EXCITED FOR GRAND MASTER TETRIS BLOCK?
I love this guy
>>344115530
You need to end.
B A N N E D
A
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you know what, this run ain't that bad
>in the su- in the sub- uh in the ship.. god damn
>>344115627
u mean eternally
Please make this guy stop. I have been watching this for years he is by far the worst runner I have seen in all my years.
>showing a white guy playing a shooter game
>after what happened earlier today
are they serious?
GOD DAMN IT
Alright he definitely has to kill this guy, it would void the run if he doesn't kill this guy
>two of the best games of all time are insanely broken
Video games were a mistake.
>Saying day-oos
SPOOPY
P
O
O
P
Y
B A S E D
A
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>>344115679
this run is golden
if you're not enjoying this run, you may as well leave, this is as good as it gets
>>344115717
its driving me nuts
Greatest run of GDQ yet?
>>344115717
Do sex isn't even proper English
I almost decided to sleep through this stream, I'm glad I didn't
>>344115693
I missed it, care to explain what happened, or just say which run so i can look it up later? <3
>>344115693
>>after what happened earlier today
what happen?
>>344115475
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>344115693
The fuck happened today?
>>344115693
>after what happened earlier today
Been doing....
stuff
what happened?
>>344115763
yep, so far this has topped jedi knight which had the crown until this
This run is garbage
>>344115782
>>344115783
End yourselves.
>>344115763
This + Catherine
>>344115763
Of this GDQ at the least
>>344115553
maybe his friends are just 7 feet tall, thats what its like with my friends
great run great memes
this guy is such a FUCKING AUTIST holy shit. this is literally like grand station on the autism railroad levels of autism right now. this loser should never stream again
>>344115492
>>344115568
Two Worlds, not two words
>running this now
a bit insensitive methinks with what happened in WWII :\
Based Heinki, best run so far
>still shilling for Japs and daxter
Maybe I don't want to hear nip voices for an hour and a half
>>344115693
this is bait
>No Problem. I here
Actually no
If he doesn't kill THIS guy then it will void the run
>Suddenly a German Streamer comes on
>Greetings from Germany
>Blue Eyed Blonde haired Jensen
>Hot party in here
>/v/ likes this streamer because he's edgy, racist, and tingles their /pol/ hard ons
Figured as much
>>344115774
It's day-us
>>344115856
agreed
>>344115782
>>344115783
>>344115786
>>344115792
Two groids got shot by cops because they reached for their guns. Two different incidents in different places too.
Reminder not to respond to shitty trolls that want replies and watch this great run instead.
>>344115792
>>344115786
>>344115783
>>344115782
cop shot a dindu
nothing to see here, fuck off
>>344114429
> Caveman playing Klonoa
The guy has a stupendous taste for platformers.
>hmm hmmm hmmmmmmm
this guy is LITERALLY the male Quiet
>>344115806
>>344115689
>>344114573
>>344115109
Have a smug, edgelords.
>>344115882
WWII was 2 years ago anon. Get over it. :X
Tuned out last night in the middle of Silent Hill 3. The dude's voice was just too much. Was the RE2 run any better?
>>344115924
No one cares about your opinion, Suzy
>>344115924
Holy shit she's fat now.
>>344115882
what happened??
>>344115957
>dindu
>>344115945
>groids
>>344115763
Sonic '06 beats it, but this is great.
if you want your donation read say "donation goes to runners choice"
>>344115924
>Jensen
>hot gril
AHAHAHA
>>344115945
>>344115957
So a normal day in America. Got it/
>hot grill
HOT GRILL
BANNED
>>344115786
>>344115792
https://www.facebook com/100007611243538/videos/1690073837922975/
>>344115993
Worse. He kept saying that letsago shit nonstop.
>>344115993
It was the same guy, so no.
HOT GRILL
Nicolette's gonna burn alright
>>344115924
BRUH
IS THIS REAL LMAO
RIP Nicolette
best run
also he is now unquestionably banned
>hot grill!
This man is a fucking legend
HOT GRILL
>HOT GRILL
HOT GRILL
>HOT GRILL
HOT GRILL
>HOT GRILL
HOT GRILL
What does he keep saying his donation choice is?
>clapping for killing a woman
entire room is BANNED
>hot grill
OH THAT'S A BAN
>HOT GRILL
mah sides
I don't remember Heinki being this goddamned hilarious last time he ran Deus Ex.
everyone in chat getting b& luhmayo
>hot grill
>HOT GRILL
Oh that one got me
Someone post the longer version
if anyone else was running this the entire chat would be cringe if he said this stuff
>hot grill
Holy shit this guy gives NO fucks at all
>>344115993
FUCK NO
It was the same shit but with multiple Chileans on the couch
I stopped watching this utter shit please post here when his horrific run is over.
He's going far beyond their boundaries.
>hot grill
YOU BETTER BET THAT'S A DING DONG BANNU
>>344116141
he's on speed
Someone needs to make another banepost donation. 1 is not enough.
this guy is banned so hard
surprised knitting bitch doesn't show up and tell him she'd prefer him to be quiet
>fucking lantern
BANNED
>>344116180
its over
IT'S DENTON
REMEMBER THE BRIEFING
>>344116089
>>344116130
>>344116140
i already posted that faggots.
FUCKING LANTERN
GODDAMMIT
at this point he's begging to get banned
>>344115882
i know right? this is unvelievable
>>344116135
Two Worlds
>FUCKIN
BAAAAAAAAAANNNNEEDD
RIP Gunther
>it's a..... fuckin lantern... god dammit
MAAAADDD MAAANNNNNN
>Fuckin' lantern
This is strike 5 or 6
F WORD BAD
ME FEEL BAD
HELP ME BAN BAD MAN
>>344115924
White hair JC looks more albino than German.
BANNNNNEDDDD
>It's a fucking lantern
MADMAN
This fucking sperg is soooo getting banned.
>it's a fucking lantern
Yeah this guy is going to be hanged after this run.
F
W O R D
>>344115924
This is why you don't post an image more interesting than your comment.
OH SHIT RIP
>>344116170
It's because he's going fast enough and not relying so much on one joke that they genuinely come out of nowhere and he doesn't stay on them too long. It's the comedic timing that no one else has.
>>344116080
Page has expired, mate
>>344116086
>>344116087
Yeah I figured as much. After whispering
>feels good man
>feels bad man
>feels great man
over and over I didn't bother staying up for it.
Dropping f bombs. He's done. Knitler must be on the verge of exploding.
>>344116170
Will he be excused for his swearing, since he's ESL and likely unable to control it as well?
>>344116180
You'd might as well watch it, because he's stepping on every egg shell.
>hot grill
BANNED
>god damn it
BANNED
A
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tuturu!
>donating to SGDQ
>never heard of Duex Ex before
This is by far the worst shit I have ever seen at GDQ.
>>344116227
>I have the rights to posting about a thing on a stream
You are a grade A faggot
HE DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS
>>344115763
Pretty damn great, it's between this and Sonic 06 for me.
I know its only a joke to some but this runner is definitely banned from future GDQs because of the jews running it now.
>fucking lantern
BANNED
>>344116281
He's going to have bamboo spinters shoved up his finger nail.
>>344115882
What happened??
legend has it if you slip the n bomb the stream turns off
>>344116212
>it would be incredibly painful if the animals survived
>Didn't kill the mechanic
BUT JC
THE BOMB
>I DON'T LIKE YOU MOUNTAIN!
>>344116068
kill your self
>German """humor"""
GOD DAMN YOU MOUNTAIN
>God damn you mou----
B A N N E D
B A N N E D
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>>344116340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8W7TmcSdSo
this guy does not give a FUCK I love it
>He didn't save Jock
Shit run
>>344116429
knitler.....is that you?
>>344116345
Did you miss most of this year?
>>344116409
>incredibly
That fucking level skip
holy shit
>>344116429
You first
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCKED UP
>i fucked up
BANNED
>I fucked up
I FUCKED UP
He focked up.
>Oops I fucked up
>Guy on the couch starts DYING
F U C K
U
C
K
>OOPS I FUCKED UP
YA YOU DID
>I FUCKED UP
>he's going to be banned
>>344116478
you're a large man
DING
DONG
B A N N U
>this MADMAN
BANNED
This guy is really really really bad at this. I hope he never gets invited back.
>oops i fucked up
B A N N E D
BANNED
Lol holy shit another fuck. Hes done.
This guy belongs in a 2013 GDQ
>OOPS I FUCKED UP
BANNED!!!
BANNED FOR LIFE!!!11!!!1!
>They found out how to skip Vandenberg
Impressive
he's getting deported after this
>I fucked up
he really died
>fuck # 2
BANNED FOR SURE
>Oopz I fucked up.
RIP German runner
Mien sides
>oops I fucked up
oh my fucking gooooooooooooooood
>>OOPS, I FUCKED UP
NOT EVEN HIDING IT NOW
LITERALLY THE BEST RUN SO FAR
>not allowed to say that
>what, BANNED?
NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT
>i fucked up
MY BEAUTIFUL VIRGIN EARS
ONE FOOKED UP DENNIS
FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UP FUCKED UPFUCKED UPFUCKED UP
>oops, I fucked up
>guy on the couch is fucking dying
>great time
>actually manages to make his autism entertaining
>absolute madcunt jokes that will definitely get him banned
>consistent, informative commentary
>gets consistent donations in, but only one or two at a time, not having them go overboard
This guy is an absolute legend.
>I fucked up
>I fucked up
Yes, yes you did.
>autists REEEEEEEEEEEEEE'ing over the word Fuck being said by a ESL speaker
loving every laugh
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY MY CHRISTIAN LETS PLAYS WHEN HE KEEPS RUINING MY VIRGIN EARS
>this guy
No fucks given
I'm glad this guy is enjoying the shit out of his only appearance
>I FUCKED UP
BANNED
Is this guy the hero gdq needs?
He said f******. My wife's son doesn't need to hear this litteral nazi speak.
YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A BANNU
>ur nawt alooooud to saaaay thaaat
why the fuck would you ban people from swearing
> Didn't save based Jock.
> Wishes to kill peaceful mountains.
Absolute fascism. Ban him now.
>This is a rescue mission
>boom
>I FUCKED UP
Someone whispered
>You're not allowed to say that
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
MAKIN
>>344115713
Deus Ex is not that broken. It kills you if you go out of bounds.
That's more than you can say for 99.9999999999% of early polygonal games.
>can get banned for cursing
>killing unarmed black men is fine
MURICA
>Oops I fucked up
How much longer til the stream "crashes"
>>344116538
He must not give a shit and doesn't plan on returning.
What are teh chances this guy gets branned?
>JC likes the screaming
what even is this guy
>>344116653
Because GDQs are corporate no-fun allowed fests now.
Memeing aside what are the chances he doesn't get invited back?
He's the first runner I've caught so far who isn't a boring silent turboautist.
I wish I could see the behind the scenes people freaking out right now because of this guy.
>>344116314
Knitler is still even around? holy fuck.
>taking the Lord's name in vain
you better believe thats a bannu
>you're not allowed to say that!
>What, banned?
the maddest of all madmen
>>344116701
at this point we're at 100%
mods? mods?????
>>344116646
Chortled visibly.
>>344116552
Yeah he's bad at being a sterile, politically correct runner like how GDQs want them
>he is going to get banned due to this run
Thank you Jesus I don't have to see this cringey fuck ever again.
>>344116701
People are smiling and having fun, he's a goner
I wonder if he's going to do the LAW through the grate trick in nuclear silo
Assuming his ass doesn't get banned before then
Are you guys joking, or are the people running these events THIS ban-happy that they'd find this mildly humorous run bannable?
America is fucked, we race war now. I'm off to Britain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=78&v=6WkTURRuDZ0
>>344116305
>Lam
BANNED
oh my fuck did you hear that whispering in the background telling him not to curse
i'm fucking dying right now
>>344116662
HISTORY
>>344116705
100%
>>344116705
This isn't his first GDQ, so it's not like he's some unknown shitter they can't trust. But it's never stopped them before.
place your bets, how many more f bombs is he gonna drop
>finished paying off student loans
>donates $1000
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE POOR
>>344116040
>>344116365
>couldn't watch sonic 06 because I was in a meeting for 3 hours
>>344116552
Fucking faggots like this guy
The kid is fine. Get the stick out of your ass.
>>344116770
They are. Several runners have been banned so far.
>Just finished paying off my student loans
>Here's $1000
What the fuck
>>344116795
This has become the best run by that alone.
>looks off screen and asked what
Yep, they're pissed
>>344116679
>killing unarmed black men is fine
yes it is?
>>344116705
jedi knight guy was pretty decent
>>344116770
Last year people were banned for less
If This Guy Is Banned And That Ty Autist Is Allowed To Keep Coming back...
Quick reminder that in America violence and gore is okay! But don't you dare swear or be lewd!
>>344116782
how convenient, won't even administer first aid. she wants him dead to be famous and to get the ghetto lottery
triggerood
>>344116705
I'm positive he'll get a talking to after at the very least.
>i guess you never asked for this :^)
>>344116841
Give stories of recent bans pls
>>344116876
God what a faggot
>>344116876
"No"
>I'm interesting?
>Yeah dude, that's why I'm friends with you
I'm touched
>>344116815
Nerds are fucking retarded with money but that's what keeps the wheels turning
>>344116458
master peice
>pretty pretty f-
LEL
English isn't his first language, therefore cursing was an accident
>>344116815
You get tax deductions for donations in the US, don't you? So the effect is not so bad
>>344116782
God damn
>>344116876
LITERALLY MY WIFE'S SON
>>344116843
>he actually finished paying them off
Probably earning an insane amount anyway.
I never asked for this
>>344116916
>>344116876
this nigga is more focused on the swearing than the run lmao
Besides saying Fuck, what else has he done wrong? He's hilarious and this run is TOP.
>>344116935
The Ty the Tiger one
CANADIAN KEYBOARD
>>344116819
Fuck you you meme spouting shit head. This is easily the worst run of the year. Get your dick out of this kraut's ass you piece of shit.
>this is American keyboard?
>>344116876
More like @Justalittlebitch
>pretty pretty fffffffff quick
THIS MAD MAN CAN'T BE STOPPED
>>344116876
>profile picture is literally don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again
can't make this shit up senpai
>>344116876
lol it's the middle of night playing a 15 year old PC game
babbies are asleep. nu-male needs to chill
>He said a bad word therefore its banned!
this meme needs to end. the GDQ staff DOESN'T ban people over everything. YES, the language used on the stream should at all time be family-friendly. but if only one word escapes from the runners mouth then we discuss about and if it was intentional. cmon guys they are not that restrictive
>>344116975
This is only if you owe money to the IRS. From the sounds of it, it looks like this guy gets money from the gvt instead of owing them.
>>344116876
>bitching about language, presumably for his little kid
>he has his little kid awake to watch speedruns of a game from 2000 at 1:30am
yeah, because someone saying "fuck" on the stream is really the problem there
>>344117018
What happened?
>swimming
HE KEEPS SAYING DAY USE X
Wait, leveling swimming isnt a meme?
>>344117018
Link?
>>344116705
I'm one of the techs here, chilling and Knitting Girl is one of the "leaders" or people of influence who can get people to not return and she has two more people on her side to talk to him afterwards and probably going to tell him to not come back
We're actually getting calls and messages behind the scenes now of Soccer Moms complaining about the cursing. We also got calls from the streamers in Dredd shooting that one guy in the head early on too so don't expect that game to show up again.
>>344117000
Killing animals and portraying violence against women as a joke.
>Watching with my kids
>Swears every other word
>Kills people by setting them on fire
>Clearly racist
On today of all days :/
>>344116782
LOL
>>344116876
Fucking faggot
>did the wrong impression
BANNED
german incinerator also works under water
HAHA
>omg a bomb
keked
If he gets a ton of donations, it'll send a message to the organizers.
>>344117075
Guy ignored the donation incentives
>do a JC Denton impersonation
>does a Jensen one
FUCKER
>>344117075
He was supposed to do a pacifist run, because 5k was raised for it
He didn't
>>344116736
Yea, she was in the front seat in the big hall knitting a couple of times these past couple of days. She even yelled at some one who called it 'knitting' during a run, she screamed back, " its called crochet"
>>344116916
SERIOUSLY QUIT IT WITH THE IRONIC FALSEFLAGGING SHIT
HIS GUY IS LEGIT GOOD AND YOU NO FUN ALLOWED FUCKS WANT HIM BANNED
THIS IS WHY THIS SHITHOLE IS THE WORST BOARD
"I never asked for this"
- Jesus Christ Denton
>>344116653
because we're talking about a bunch of fucking social retards making the rules about what is or isn't appropriate
You can say shit on CBS and NBC but apparently not on a GDQ stream. Social retards.
hes having so much fun with this
>fat nerd exposed for never playing DE
Ban him too.
I'm not big into books.
>>344117000
damn a few times nothing worth getting bent out of shape over.
>>344117081
there's a fuckton of hidden content only accessible by swimming famalam
>Does Jensen instead of JC
>>344116935
this
>>344116890
>Speedrun fucking Doom
>In a tizzy about some words
>>344117086
>I'm one of the techs here
No you're not
Why the fuck do people care about language when there playing graphic games?
>>344117184
Is that the bioshock one? That was barely his fault.
>>344116815
i bet that guy has a lot of high level kickstarter rewards lel
WRONG ONE
HE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>344116876
it's past midnight for you amerifats, what's the problem with swearing
rip totalbiscuit
>>344117068
>WE
>>344117184
>>344117164
No one stopped him?
>>344117018
Was he actually banned?
If so, I'm glad.
>guy is a cringy autist
>/v/ likes him because he killed a few Jews
(You)
>>344117086
pics or shut the fuck up
>>344117103
im so desensitized to this shit that I haven't even thought of any of it as bad.
>casually burning the dog
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MADMAN
>>344116975
Only under certain situations and you can bet that guy isn't in such a situation and is now 1k poorer
SPEEDRUN OF THE YEAR
>>344117235
I know, right?
oh my god a bomb.
>>344116876
Puritans are the worst
>>344117287
(Tu)
>>344117220
Seriously. It makes zero sense bruh
>>344117086
Give me an actual fucking break.
>>344117026
fuck off neogaff
>>344117268
No friend, it's okay. He donated $1 for every enemy he killed! :^)
>>344117287
(Me)
>jumps to his death
>"because of the bad puns AHHHHH"
fucking kek
>>344117086
post pics or fuck off
>>344116782
>I'm off to Britain.
top kek you fucking coward
>>344117075
Massive autist, blatantly ignoring the $4000 donation incentive, lead programmer of the game donated at one point but he was too busy memeing about how the programming was bad, generally awfully unfunny.
>>344117075
devs also donated during the stream and he completely ignored it and criticized the developer's coding by saying the camera was awful
>>344117287
(I)
Well the run is almost over, it was pretty good
What's the best ending /v/?
>>344116908
Are you stupid? the cop told her keep her hands where they are and his gun was drawn. She would have gotten shot too knowing the cops.
>german runner
>having fun setting people on fire
kek
Someone posted about the speedrunning subreddit a few thread back where an organizer was commentating on the whole Ty fiasco. I wanted to see if they were walking shit about this boss as fuck German, and apparently they are getting fucking livid off screen.
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rmtpi/it_only_just_started_but_the_deus_ex_runners/
Fucking stupid.
LETSAGO
>dance
>>344116729
Whoops.
>>344117187
meant for
>>344116729
Best Runs:
1. Deus Ex
2. DUDE
3. TAKE A BATH
4. Catherine
5. Taz "Pacifism" Run
>shows a game with dogs being burned alive
>hey man, you can't swear this is a family event
>>344117302
I want to be Able to fugg the Mabel
>We're almost at the end
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>344117414
Helios
>>344117414
Merge.
PARTY ELEVATOR
>literally incarcerating Jews
the organizers are probably thanking god every time he says its nearly over
>people are going to bitch that he mad a hot girl joke
>no one is going to say a fucking word that he had a dance party with three male soldiers that he lit on fire on an elevator
I fucking hate nu-males
this fucking madman
watching people burn live on twitch
>>344117239
Nah, it wasn't the Bioshock one. At least they went back and showed the proper ending.
This guy is killing me
>>344117414
Dark Age
>>344117414
Did we watch the same run? This was easily the worst one of the week.
smashed the expected time
>>344117453
>incarcerating
Don't you mean empancipating?
>>344117414
Helios, is that even a question?
>>344117424
lmao
If only he had a decent voice
new
>>344117495
NO SEIZURE WARNING OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>don't worry, don't jump out of a window
this fucking guy
He did nothing wrong.
>just going ahead and showing off shit without even asking
I love this fucking guy
FUCK GDQ
DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT
Serious question, is he autistic?
>female dance party
he is so fucking banned
>>344117453
>>344117510
Incinerating?
>>344117428
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rmtpi/it_only_just_started_but_the_deus_ex_runners/d52gt86
the jews had it better than what they're gonna do to this guy after the run
>they're trying to kick him off even though he finished 11 minutes under estimate
oh god what a hero
>>344117414
New Dark Age. Also sounds like a great band name.
what does it say weebs
DONT JUMP OUT OF A WINDOW
>>344117576
You could tell the staff didn't want that.
>>344117438
What run had TAKE A BATH?
>>344117595
>>344117510
>>344117453
It's incubating, retards.
>>344117086
even if this is was true eventually dgqs will run out of runners
>>344117576
>finishes 10 mins before estimate
>can't show a 1 minute trick
NO FUN
O
F
U
N
>Finishing the game before I even get to Hell's Kitchen
10/10
>>344117638
Jedi Academy
>>344117595
Yep, auto correct.
>>344117026
>meme spouting
but he didn't spout any memes anon
Top 5 run easy. So nice to see someone entertaining that doesn't give into the GDQ administration's bullshit, while still being competent at a good game
>>344117486
>people are going to bitch that he mad a hot girl joke
No.
No one will.
Seriously why did GDQ become a no fun zone? Who assumed control of it all and did this?
>>344117668
They had to get the word molester out of our christian childrens minds
>>344117414
Helios if you are a fedora fag with sociopath problems.
Illuminati if you are a Hilary supporter.
New Dark Age if you are true bro and have nerves of steel.
>>344117737
Thanks, will watch later.
>>344117635
they were pushing him off the stage ASAP, that's why he was saying "come on just let me show it, I am already there"
>>344117597
Fags.
>>344117786
you underestimate the level of autism in the United States.
>>344117841
The joke itself isn't that funny, just the way it came about.
>>344117187
I thought she had gotten cancer a couple years ago. why isn't she dead?
>>344117000
Having too much fun.
>>344117847
>oy vey get this nazi off stage so we can show more ads
>>344117879
Why
>>344117287
(Ego)
>good game
>competent runner
>having fun
>doesn't give a shit about organizers
>funny (IMO)
Best run so far and this is a fact.
>>344117924
It's alright, I have nothing better to do than watch this shit anyway.
I wish I could suck off a couple of these nerds. I bet they'd be really grateful.
>>344118016
Will they ban him though?
>>344117819
When they tried to attract a casual, broader audience for more donations, they tried to tone it down but killed the fun in the process
>>344117819
LITERALLY it all started with Knitting Girl. I'm not even fucking joking, that was the catalyst that sit it down this path.
If I was in charge I would make a Adult Swim-like block for older viewers at night, at this time, where cursing is allowed and the more raunchy jokes like the Pregnancy Test, guys burning puns and so forth. Obviously not having racist shit and sexiest comments but still though.
Every year they at least ban two or more players.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iZCU21HO-0
Daily reminder that shit like this isn't allowed anymore because people prefer to have their feelings protected in a safe zone rather than focus on raising money for fucking charity
So why hasn't there been someone to set up an alternative yearly GDQ stream that's more relaxed and allows swearing and shit?
Seems like the best solution.
>>344118126
of course they will, can't have people be more entertaining than the gameplay itself anon
HAIL
>>344118169
Knitting girl? Was that that one girl in the audience who went on a long tangent about cancer or someone else?
>>344117985
Because the fucking GDQ gestapo are a bunch of tight assed fuccbois who want all the lunch money of kids, so they have to make it a safe space instead of, you know, making it entertaining.
>>344117068
You guys used to be fun, now you're corporate shills and probably embezzling the money too
>>344118329
Yes and this...
>>344118191
BANNING IN PROGRESS
>>344118329
yeah, organizers got roped in by her cringey bullshit and made her an administrator
>>344118241
it would probably get overshadowed and that shit also takes a lot of money to set up
>>344118413
I bet if it had been a guy who had done it nothing would have happened.
>>344118413
really? an admin? for interrupting a streamer with her own personal bullshit? id like some sauce
>>344118169
The girl who interrupted the run because there was a chance she might get cancer sometime in the future and the runner kept going?
>>344118456
Just do it with a low budget like the first AGDQ streams
Who cares if it gets overshadowed, in fact I bet if you started it now it could potentially overshadow AGDQ in the future if they ever caused a scandal with just HOW politically correct their shit is.
>>344118191
Honestly, I could understand this. To me, for a service for donating to children and people who diseases and it's trying to get more publicty, this kinda of stuff needs to stop.
They had a SDGQ plug on the fucking Coblert Show/Late Night a few days ago
>>344114732
Paul was in HK though, I saw him sitting there
>>344118241
>>344118456
wasn't there some kind of speedrunner convention stream a month back or something like that ? It failed pretty hard iirc
>>344118543
She's one of the "managers" after that
>>344118241
There is one, it's called NA Speedrun Assembly and it happened back in may.
Had very few viewers but it was reasonably entertaining and had edgy cuss words.
Here, for everyone asking about knitter girl
>>344118191
>banning an Australian for shitposting IRL
That's discrimination.
>>344118571
How about you fuck off?
Game speedrunning is stressful as fuck, if they want to curse or be weird, let them. It's more fun for the runner and more fun for the audience, because when a runner tries super hard to abide by the rules, the run always becomes super fucking stagnant and boring to watch.
If you want a service like this that's all about saving cancer and shit then just play the games normally. You don't even need the twitch autismos then.
NOT BANNED
www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rmtpi/it_only_just_started_but_the_deus_ex_runners/d52hcl7
We celebrating now boys
Stream down for everyone else?
>>344119124
Yeah baby!
yeah
>>344119124
Doesn't mean he wont be banned for pregnancy test jokes.
>>344119124
fuck yeah
SAVAGE
Why the FUCK do they keep putting blacks on the couch who don't even belong there? They don't even play these sorts of games, they should keep to their sports games and GTA
Someone who's American tell me why you do this?
holy shit the amount of BANNED in this run is already reaching critical levels
>>344119439
because jews
this guy
>>344119439
No one cares
>>344119137
just refresh your page.
>let's all donate to watch the opening in japanese
>runner doesn't shut up, so we can't hear anything
based bonesaw going for the live ban!
Fucking deep strats
>>344119565
Implying you even know what they're saying. Weeb trash.
These guys are fucking hilarious so far.
These guys are great.
oh my fucking god this is already amazing
NANI
>speed run a game
>first time seeing opening cutscene
Here's a sentence attempting to describe how fucking absurd that concept is.
>>344119439
shut the fuck up
Deus Ex and this are the first runs I've watched since Monday night. Did I miss anything good over the last two days or make a good choice?
>>344119761
First time seeing it in japanese you sperg.
teleport gateu
I remember the guy in the middle from an Aladdin run.
https://youtu.be/7Wh2CGKj6xY?t=20m49s
Go to the time code for the best part.
Actually, these guys are being more racist then the subtle German implications and blatant cursing
Is bonesaw577 really hot, or is it just the low quality stream?
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>you have to watch it from right to left
>that first level was bad, now let's get this bad out of the way. That was bad.
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