SGDQ 2016
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Now: Hook
Next: Quackshot Starring Donald Duck
Later: Tetris Attack
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>>344078171
me on the right
oh shes a cucker
First for big jon
>BLACKED
I KNEW IT
First for fuck Skybilz
I hope Robin Williams shows up after the run.
memes
going to take ashit
mind if I get some (you)s
>Disney block
>>344078171
>Quackshot
holy shit i loved this game
although i spend years of my child life stuck trying to get the first plunger upgrade because i didn't know how to slide
What happened to Big Jon? does he have any obscure fetishes that I should know about?
>>344078171
damn I forget she got blacked by big jon
>>344078171
he's a big guy
>>344078171
How can whitey even compete?
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>344078171
FUCKING HELL HOW DO WE STOP NIGGERS FROM TAKING OUR WOMEN?
This run is awful. Post some memey shit you meme loving fucks.
>>344078171
OP get out of here with that shit. Now everyone is going to post about fatman and his feeding fetish.
Prepare yourselves for extremely large bellies.
I LOVE BIG BLACK COCK!
>>344078382
be sure to grasp it firmly
What are your favorite runs of SGDQ 2016 so far?
>>344078362
Just hang in there.
>that feel when you lose your breath when he walks on cam
>>344078418
Not at all, he's a pretty normal and likeable guy.
>>344078470
Best meme of the year tbqh lads
>>344078463
that guys a gay furry dont worry about it
All right, we have a $20 Doughnashun.
The announcer is based
How come people keep misspelling Rashid's name?
>>344078482
>implying Big Jon isn't still based as fuck
Fuck you, no one was supposed to find out about that shit
really trying to push that doom huh
>>344078495
I need the image of the american stereotype giving a loli a hamburger
>>344078463
>Women
I don't think so m8
Is the runner mute?
>>344078507
Sonic 06 was pretty good
>>344078563
RASHIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344078171
DELETE THIS
>>344078620
DONATE 25K TO DOOM NOW!!!
>>344078629
No :)
Will they even make it past 500k this summer?
>>344078429
i hope i was replying to the guy who was complaining about the begging. this shit happens every year and it's only going to get worse in the final two days.
is she autistic
>>344078463
>>344078432
>>344078423
big jon literally has a gay fat fetish. he had a profile on a sit called grommr
>>344078507
The Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze race
>>344078401
I WANT TO FUCK RUBY!
>that door is there to troll you xD
>tfw running out of green
>>344078629
I'm not a redditor at all, but you should really start to calm down a bit.
>>344078694
sent ;)
>>344078702
>still a few days left
likely, yes
>>344078702
haHAA
Pan looks like teen gohan
People need to give Tuxwizzle and Spikevegeta a main spot on their couch
>>344078713
yes, but that shouldn't stop you
I haven't had time to watch a lot of SGDQ this year.
What's the most autistic thing that has happened yet?
>>344078507
Halfcoordinated
SMEEEEEEEEE!
>>344078629
Calm down newfriend
GOD TIER
>not donating
TOP TIER
>donating with no comment
MIDDLE TIER
>donating with meme message
LOW TIER
>donating with typical overdone message
BOTTOM TIER
>donating shitloads of money for an incentive that isn't even met properly
Was this the best run of the year?
Imo it was, great game, chill runner, some lulzy technical issues, barely beat time, etc.
>>344078840
>What's the most autistic thing that has happened yet?
Halfcoordinated
>>344078902
MSF is a fine charity, why the fuck wouldn't you donate for it?
>>344078589
He's called Big Jon why? Think about it faggot, you're acknowledging his eating fetish in his own name.
Eat moar faggit
"Henry"
WHERE IS BLECHY?
I want to impregnate Skybilz while she tells me I can't give her advice on her runs
>>344078956
favorite fuckers of the whole event
>livelyracoon
>lively
Did that nigga even speak a word? The guy on couch spoke throughout the whole run.
Soon.
>>344078902
you mixed up top tier and middle tier
>>344078964
ANELE
>red head milf moving to the front
yesss, thanx god
So now some fucking vagina is gonna speedrun?
wow
>>344078542
>He doesn't know
Have you been living under a rock?
lol
FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR
>>344078956
Why do autists do this? I have a friend who's almost full spectrum warrior and he does it all the time
WHY DO WOMEN FEEL THE NEED TO SIT IN THE FRONT ROW
CUTIE SPOTTED
LISSEN UP LADS, I'VE GOT A TWENTY TWO FOUSAND POUND DONATION FROM JEZ CORBYN AND SAYS
"KILL THE BREXITERS AND SAVE THE EU"
WE'VE GOT TO DO SUMFINK ABOUT THESE RATTY PUNS PEOPLE!
>>344078964
it effects my life style in literally no way but make me poorer
redhead in front row pull up your sleeves if you read this :^)
>>344079009
He died
>>344079091
The same reasons men do
>>344079047
DELETE THIS
>>344078928
Sonic '06 is number one for me. Pretty much the prefect example of what a GDQ run should be in my opinion.It reminded me of when GDQs were good tbqh
>>344078934
I thought he was semi-lame, not autistic.
>>344078765
Dude, with how much 4chan has fucked words and their meaning up the ass, someone else doing the same should NOT trigger you this much.
>>344079113
What's that in freedom dollars?
like 2 bucks?
Le doom guise amirite xDDD DOOOOM :DDDDD
SHUT THE FUCK UP ANNOUNCER HOLY FUCK
>>344078902
>god tier
>not 5k anonymous donations that just say "in loving memory"
>This fucking money begging
Fucking shut up jews.
>>344079127
Charity donations are tax writeoffs.
This announcer is too much for me.
>>344079047
kek that part was so embarrassing.
>>344079113
OI M8 WOT U TALKIN' ABOUT JEZZA? WE NEED US SOME STRONG LEADERS IN THESE PRESSIN' TOIMS, AN' THERE'S NO MAN BETTER SUITED FOR IT THAN BIG BORIS
>>344079023
>She will never sit on your face until you nearly suffocate
Why even go on? Seriously.
>this fucking annoying announcer during prime time again
that's it i'm fucking out, the line up is shit, the runners are shit, the announcer is shit, no reason to watch til system shock
>>344079202
He's just a shut-in I think
doom
if I hear DOOM one more time!
CAN HE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT DOOM ALREDY
>That pitiful clap for DOOM
>>344078171
skybilz is a qtpie
White Pants McSweet Feets in the front row!
>this announcer
FUCKING STOP ALREADY
S
T
O
P
>>344079085
>friend
Low quality bait
>>344078902
>People really think donating to companies help
This 10/10 is gonna run a speedrun and your sitting at home jacking off to her pale skin.
What does that make you?
>>344079270
LMAO
DOOD
>Doom
>DOOM
>Dooooooooooooooom
>Doom Train
>Doom Doom Doom Doom
>>344078171
I would love to see her get swallowed up by his enormous gut.
>1 trillion dollars to see some nerd play some shit doom game
Why not make it more reasonable?
>>344079241
Did moot die yet this year?
I could listen to this guy all week.
haven't heard an invader zim thing in a while
>>344078382
poop it halfway out then push it back in and fuck yourself with your own shit
STOP
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DOOMGIRL?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzPpWInAiOg
plaese stop this
>>344079317
please post more Lia
where's the link to the schedule?
What's with all the begging? Seriously, it's bad enough that they do some artificial competitions where you choose the filename or character speedrunner plays as.
>Are you guys ready for Dooooom
please clap
Damn, they're really shilling up this Doom shit.
>>344079348
Holy shit dat bitch ugly
>>344079345
http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=search.summary&orgid=3628
MSF is actually one of the most responsible charities there is.
>has accent
>thinks its ok to talk like a retard
why do people do this?
Where the fuck is this announcer from?
He sounds English most of the time then suddenly goes American
>You don't HAVE to donate
>But yeah, donate for DOOM
ENOUGH.
>>344079348
Looks like an old woman/10
No
SGDQ has been shit for so long, it looks like...it's doomed.
DEWD DOOOM LMAO
>>344079456
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>344079348
How fucking old is that woman?
I swear this fucking cunt is trying to force a meme
>>344079494
Well yeah but they responsibly use that money to help terrorists
>>344079232
What a cringe name for a video game
did anything interesting happen today?
>>344079512
Australian.
>>344079508
>brits
>people
>>344079351
> dat fedora
Oh my God, my sides.
>I'M TIRED
>>344079456
>what is askjeeves.com
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AWESOME? WHAT'S WRONG WITH (YOU)?
>>344079562
Old enough to be your mother, squirt.
got hit by a car
>this announcer
Someone stop him
Someone has to stop him
NO MORE
babe in front row pull up sleeves pls for the fans
god damn the no fun rule really killed SGDQ
>>344079348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9C2Krr2DvI
>>344079016
I liked that set up honestly. Let the runner concentrate and give us a good show, while people who know what they're talking about do the commentating.
>>344079156
Damn.
Little man is gone too soon.
Can we start a donation goal to get his funeral on the GDQ stream?
>>344079348
What is she speed running?
>>344079348
YKB isnice!
>"Are we awesome?!"
I give up.
>there are people in this thread that hate doom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PsBxG8neok
DOOOOOOM
What do you think hercomputersmells like?
i can't take this lads
hit me up with a (You) when the announcer changes
a REAL girl
>>344079512
I've noticed that too, he sounds like he's from some scrub town in the midlands or southwest for the most part, but whenever he says "than" he says it with such an American inflection and it's PISSING ME OFF
>WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE AWESOME
>I'M TIRED
FUCKING BASED
>cuckshot
>cuckshot
>>344079592
>sanic
>married
DROPPED
>married
FUCKING DROPPED
CUTEGIRL
is she a tranny?
what happens if they dont meet the doom target
so is she a girl or not
>dyed hair
are we awsum /v/?
>married
SPEEDRUN
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>married to her
>YellowKillerBee
>Is a human
Lame
>>344079290
thanks for crashing my browser
>Incest joke
BANNED
>GPM
And then there's THIS faggot
>>344079742
DOOM
>DON'T KEK MY HUBBY SILLY BOYS
Eugh
>Only ever played Doom and Final Doom on the PS1 many years ago
>Finally decide to replay Doom on PC
>Start playing .wads
Shit, wish I done this sooner.
>>344079651
Yeah it was a shame. He got into a little accident and didn't survive
OH SHIT WHITE GRILL
>she's married
HAHAHA! Incest!? Funny! right guys?!?!
what kind of brother just lets his sister marry someone
>girl runs a super easy game
>female runner
>everyone is super loud and talkative
>>344079789
Maybe she's into pegging.
Not so lame now.
>keeping your buck and cuck on the same couch
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
>Married
There shall be some cucking tonight lads
cant believe how bad this event is.
THIS GIRL IS QT HOLY FUCK
That's the worst parallax scrolling I've ever seen
>>344079348
better than her
>>344079789
ITS HIP
If that's her husband sitting behind her, then is the guy on the far left her bull?
>girl speedrunner
>>344079705
This shit won't load are you trying to give me a virus?
>>344079798
stop with this shitty forced meme
I JUST TUNED IN WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SEMEN DEMON AAHHHHHHHH
>>344079898
Not really,she's just the only girl you've seen in hours
why do girls always run shitty platformers?
>>344079919
TO FUCK
>>344079840
lol i blew air thru my nose for this
>>344079681
cheese? just the way she looks like
SO THIS... IS THE POWER OF BLAST PROCESSING...
>bull on the left
Who's the big nig in the background
>>344079959
I also work in an office of all guys, so this is probably correct :(
>Girl speedrunner
>Talks like she has no idea what she's doing or what is going on
Every damn time. Like they act like we have never seen a speedrun before.
>27 more minutes of this
>"Metroidvania"
>>344079882
Let's hope Stiv is there
>>344079925
>Implying it really matters if she's a girl or not>Implying you would want to speedrun her tits
>>344079959
>>344079898
she would look top qt with makeup
>Donald is actually really antisemitic in this game
>>344079947
it's your shit connection
>>344079973
Let's just ignore the endless shitty platformers run by men in the last 24 hours
>>344079975
BEES
>>344079987
The Bull
ive waited my whole life to hear a cute girl talk about ducks while playing a game about ducks
BACK TO MEXICO
WEEEEEEW
E
E
E
E
E
W
NEVER AGAIN ON ANY GDQ
>that guy on the left of her husband
KEKED
The fuck are the last 2 guys on the couch doing with a controller?
>>344079975
OH GOD NOT THE BEES
I'd jump at the opportunity to sit next to him too.
IS HE A TRANNY?
Why are the people on the couch holding controllers?
>>344080070
fuck off
Can't wait for the twitter drama when YKB gets fucked by the big black cock and her husband gets cucked.
I would plunger HER quackshot!
>>344080070
t. vagina haver
She's actually decent. She does okay narrative and plays an actual video game no matter how casual it may be.
You guys complain about everything. There is literally nothing she could do to make you faggots not whine.
>I've never done an RPG or anything like that
>>344080072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
UGH
A *GIRL*
>/v/ triggered over an actually decent girl that isn't attention whoring
you bitches will never be happy
>HUUURRRR DURRRR I CAN'T INTO MENUS LOL XD
GO HOME GAMER GIRL
Nice lets play
ALL OF YOU BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!! I'VE ALREADY CLAIMED HER.
>a donald duck game is a metroidvania
wewie
https://r.kyaa.sg/elsjuw.mp4
What did she mean by this?
The cucks on the couch will prep the bull on the left for killer bee later tonight.
>>344080175
I would not whine if she was under my table sucking my dick
How long would it take for a guy to beat her PB?
this girl's voice could suck my dick for hours
>>344079987
I believe they said his name was InfiniteMystery.
>>344080129
dat blatant attentionwhoring
>>344080215
they whine about every single run.
meanwhile i'm having a great time.
>I play text based simulators religiously
>she complains about menus
she knows nothing.
>>344080172
>>344080151
too fucking easy
I swear if I went outside and listened closely I could hear the quiet popping of neckbeard's knees jerking carried on the wind
>>344080076
I knew it was an animal.
So it's pretty much confirmed at this point that the guy on the right side of the couch is playing the game for her right
>>344080215
it's like we took a wrong turn and ended up in /r9k/
>>344080257
As long as it would take for a girl to beat her PB
You know what spedrunners? I'll take your word for it. Yes at this point I know that if you spend 1700 hours of your finite life, a huge amount of your limited free time, you can play the game about 1/5 the time a person would normally. Don't you know how absurd this sounds? You spend much of your life doing the same thing so you can spend less time doing that thing. You are missing the forest for the trees.
It's not even competitive, its a symptom of autism. Actual competitive games pit your skills versus an opponent; an equal battleground where people outwit, outmaneuver, adapt and react to each other.
Speedrunnings' ultimate goal is to press the same buttons the exact same way at the exact same time. Any possibility of tactics or improvisation is thrown out the window because there is only 1 fastest permutation of luck in the game. There is no skill involved, only patience.
Look at the demographic of speedrunners, by any metric it is filled with the biggest losers of society. Meetups where participants are at their most presentable become humiliating embarrassments of social misunderstandings and meltdowns.
The viewership is comprised of infantile shitters and endless memers.
By watching speedruns you are contributing to, supporting and promoting this mental illness, this leech on society. Speedrunning is the least productive thing you can do. Judging by the litany of tantrums and breakdowns of speedrunners it stops being enjoyable long before people quit. They feel obligated to by the fallacy of sunk cost, when in reality they are just digging deeper the pit of wasted time. They feel obligated by their viewers, by the monetary incentive, by the sad little communities that are jokes of social interaction where communication boils down to spamming 1/2 cm emotes at each other for hours.
If you still want to speedrun, participate in speedrunning communities then you are deluding yourself. You have no honest justification of your utter waste of free time.
>>344080241
this is worse than 90% of the shit you see on /x/
>>344080153
Something like that's already happened so that's boring.
Now if her husband got fucked by the big black cock instead though that'd at least be different.
>>344080241
He's losing it.
even: take a nap
odd: watch this run
00: kill myself
>>344079818
his time here on earth was cut too short...
>tfw woke up from a 10 hour nap to a girl gamer
>>344080308
Par for the course.
>>344080241
is that this famous cyberbullying?
>he doesn't subscribe to yellowkillerbee
are you some sort of faggot?
>>344080129
What happened?
>>344080374
sleep tight anon
>>344080278
>not having an incredibly loud bass system and sticking your dick next to the speakers as she talks
>>344080348
Holy shit
This is waaay better than the chick who played Castle of Illusion and the fucking landwhale that played Mariokart. Those runs were fucking horrendous.
>>344080215
>triggered
It's all a bit of silly fun bruv
>>344080317
SJW leave
>>344080361
I don't remember subscribing to this blog.
>>344080175
If she was a top Super Mario 64 or Super Metroid runner I'd actually be really impressed and happy that a woman did that.
But this game is easy lol.
Question: Why are the two guys on the couch holding controllers? I missed the start.
>>344080241
what the fuck dude he has everything a streamer can get for a comfy life
WHAT THE FUCK
>>344080241
REMEMBER FOLKS
NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS
>>344080407
Nah I'm not a literal cuckold
what's your favorite yellowkillerbee emote?
>>344080387
fuck off Poocasa
>>344080361
shut up faggot
>>344080374
Sleep well mate. See you later.
http://www.speedrun.com/quackshot
>She isn't even in the top 3
>>344080387
>10 hour nap
Huh
>>344080348
huh..
Why does some of the couch have controllers?
>>344080484
They are playing the game for her
Just look at that nigger's smug face. You just know that he's going to pin her down on the floor later, crushing her mind with his THICK, LONG, and HARD big black cock to make her forget about her cuckold hubbie. How can white people even compete?!
>>344080461
lmao some of these nerds aren't kidding with this shit
>>344080387
muh 10 hour nap meme.
>>344080361
nobody gives a fuck, go away.
>>344080486
*had
>Runner, couch and announcer are all adults
>Stream instantly becomes enjoyable to watch
>>344080241
can someone explain why he is crying
>>344080361
>Complains about wasting time
>Wastes time writing a huge shitpost
Holy shit this guy loves DOOM
>>344080582
>she struggles with it
>>344080414
Nothing. I make webms of just about any girl at the marathon. No bully.
>>344080525
she's so pink like a baby
>>344080353
>girls
>good at anything
>better than men at anything
LOL
>>344080551
Pretty much none of the runners at GDQ are actually top 3, though.
>>344080567
Autism
>>344080241
Man, what the fuck happened to him.
He needs help.
Isn't this like day 5? Shouldn't they be well over 500 thousand by now?
>>344080241
He's insane
Guys how do i resist shitposting urges
Im serious, i wasnt like this before
>>344080551
first two are emulated, to be fair
>>344080387
>10 hour nap
Jesus christ anon what do you call a full night's sleep?
>>344080551
Binland wins again :DD
>>344080348
Huh, if what's happening is that they're playing along on their controllers that's tite. I do the same thing when I watch someone play a music game at an arcade, it's just an instinct to want to do the hand motions while you're watching.
Also it's obviously not since they clap occasionally.
So what's the Doom meme here, are they not gonna run it unless they hit some bullshit goal.
>>344080217
I just had the weirdest feel trying to think of all the games girls like most and saying... oh my fucking god... they have little to no menus!
Peggle...DDR....Wii Fit. That's crazy.
>>344080641
he regrets chopping his penis off
>>344080361
>You spend much of your life doing the same thing so you can spend less time doing that thing. You are missing the forest for the trees.
So they're doing exactly what everyone striving to be the best does. Honing their skill to do the job faster and become the best at it, while most just do enough to get the job done.
>>344080582
I am fine with this as long as the husband is watching it all.
>>344080241
oh shit
>>344080650Post a WebM of a girl with the best tits
>>344080706
JUST GIVE IN
GIVE ME YOUR STRONGEST SHITPOST
>>344080241
No idea what the fuck she's saying
DIGIMON WORLD 3 SPEEDRUN WHEN
I fucking hate this board now
>some girl in the room and a black guy too
>LOL KEK KEK KEK BULL KEK
you are all so underage christ
>mentioned cannibalism
BANNED
>>344080573
They can't be right? What are they actually doing?
>cannibalism
>>344080757
pretty much
>These ghosts, they can really troll you
>troll you
Every fucking runner
>>344080674
Source on that?
>>344080582
>THIS
How can you resist such a deliciously huge BIG BLACK COCK, her husband has no chance, he'll be prepping this bull to fucking destroy his wife in their hotel room.
>>344080804
t. cuckold
>>344080758
>DDR
>No menuing
wut. Also competitive dance games are totally male dominated so fuck off with that.
>>344080348
the guy is attention whoring
>>344080796
>she
>>344080241
Jesus fuck
>>344080796
I feel like a little kid
and it feels really goodnot a mental illness xd
>woman speedrunner
>2 guys on the couch have controllers
>>344080361
(You)
>>344078507
Momodora was great because feels
I really liked the couch during Demon's Crest
Catherine was pretty insane
>>344080804
just meme it up dont take it seriously
>>344080241
>the moment you realize chopping off your cock wasn't such a good idea
>>344080853
le master troll xxxddd
I fucking love the music in this game
>>344080790
>>344080804
You're realizing this on day 3/4 of the marathon? It's been this bad the entire time.
50% of the posts in every thread have nothing to do with the event. Maybe 10% are actually discussing the run.
/v/ would be the worst place on the internet if not for everything else being worse than /v/.
>>344080241
>when you realize your poor decisions and how much of your life you've wasted
the human always comes through eventually
>>344080834
i remember this from the last gdq she was at. it has something to do with how her brother would give her an unplugged controller when they were kids so she could pretend to play the game.
HAHA MEMES! This run is saved guys!
>>344080804
>I fucking hate this board now
>now
It's been like that for ages nigga.
>>344080678
Well the Prompt guy was.
Because he's literally the only one who plays it.
>tfw perma banned
chat says something about male speedrunner
>nothing
chat says something about female speedrunner
>banned
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED?!
>>344080930
He didn't even cut it off though.
>>344080919
Seconding the Catherine run. That shit requires smarts.
>>344080241
good to know i got better teeth than this nigga
>bad guys have turbans and guns
top kek, qt just got banned
>>344080869
Yeah she. You gotta fre*king problem with that? It's called transexual, look it up.
>>344080853
thats just general speed running jargon, get used to it kiddo
>>344080241
when did he say this?
>>344080916
wtf why do they have controllers?
>>344080985
Oh. Thanks anon! I didn't think anyone would actually know.You are Okay!
>>344080974
holy shit what a cutie
>>344080851
Well I guess it's a good thing it's only Final Doom.
bee is cute! CUTE!
Is this Symphony of the Night?
why do some of the guys on the couch holding controllers
>>344080867
>https://r.kyaa.sg/elsjuw.mp4
Of course I didn't mean literally ZERO <_> you gotta go through one to say "play game" wow
>>344080997
the whole cuck shit isn't that old
it has fucking ruined this place even more than edgy or autistic have
>>344080930
CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SPEEDRUN
SHE'S NOT EVEN PLAYING. THE GUY ON THE COUCH IS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
SHE'S FAT SHAMING THAT TIGER! BAN HER!
>>344080804
Stop taking everything on here too seriously. Where do you think we are?
>PUDGY
HOLY SHIT THAT'S FATSHAMING BANNED
>>344081020
>pretending it's not sexism
cmon, you understand social queues, right? or are youautistic?
>>344081062
*teleports behind you*
Not on my watch!
>This is a maze
And you're aMAZIng, baby ;)
>>344081053
>look it up
woooow I don't have eyes you asshole, that triggered me hard
>>344080974
>Wanted tits
>Got this
>sphinx tear
>sphincter
>>344081125
So they can jump to her aid if she messes up
>>344081163
>queues
>>344081125
Why would someone hold a controller? To play a game, retard.
I feel like playing DOOM. What's the easiest way to play DOOM on a modern PC?
this is a good and chill run, just like Contra 3, perfect for a breather between the autistic ones.
I also liked the Catherine run.
>>344081125
Its better than their dicks? Its like how a smoker needs gum.
>>344081140
oh shit you're right what the fuck
>>344080348
he's not even moving his hands
>Left Shark
>She plays WoW
how do we save /v/?
>>344081216
Install DOOM.
holy shit did the chat break
>>344080241
Deep regret.
>>344080761
word
>>344081020
>chat says something
>banned
this is just a ritual, the world revolves around the chat's bluntness and the mods' trigger-happiness
>>344081216
s t e a m
>no tricks whatsoever
>nothing impressive is shown whatsoever
Wow, great Let's Play!
>>344080974
Shit I was just mirin that henley on the Khols website yesterday, I think I might have to get it now.
>>344081216
gzdoom is the most accessible sourceport. you need the wads to go with it though.
>>344081020
Because women are precious, sensitive human beings. They don't like to get their feelings hurt otherwise they will go hysteric or enraged.
>>344081242
I live for this shit
>>344081273
We don't. We just go elsewhere when we we're ready.
That's what everyone does and why /v/ "gets worse" every year.
Are the guys on the couch playing for the game her?
I don't see her hands moving.
And it explains why she won't shut the fuck up.
WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING?
>catherine will never get a pc port
>ps3 emulation is still shit
>>344081209
oh shit, my bad, cues*
>>344081269
Or she saw the Superb Owl two years ago?
>>344081242
C U C K E D
R E S E T
When did GDQ let niggers attend?
>>344081347
>They don't like to get their feelings hurt otherwise they will go hysteric or enraged.
Sounds just like 4chan
>>344081242
kek
>>344079151how do i link to other boards like that?
>>344081125
they needed a girl gamer to run for diversity but they couldn't find anyone so they just grabbed this random girl and have her pretend to play while the people on the couch are actually controlling it
>>344081020
Women are inferior so they must be protected from bad words. That's according to them.
why were Genesis games so easy?
>>344080129
I love how all the whores try to feed of P pops polarity and vibe.
>>344081216
chocolate doom usually desu
I just got a crazy bug in virtualbox with it though where the mouse just constantly accelerates
>>344081360
Me senpai
>>344080919
Basically this.
Momodora was touching and impressive, Demon's Crest was casual and funny, Catherine was great gameplay while still having good commentary.
Honourable mention: Ty the Tasmanian Trainwreck.
>>344081164
sorry i dont get overwatch jokes
DÜM
>>344081269
it's a normie meme from the superbowl halftime show
>>344081360
the qt
>>344081415
literally how it's typed
>>344081269
It's been six years, and I still miss my Draenei's butt.
>>344081320
shrugs
>>344080759
>regrets chopping his penis off
source on him getting his dick removed?
THE KEK COUCH
>>344081283
It did for me.
>>344081320
B-but I beat it as fast as I could!! -Random Woman 2016
>>344080241
>https://r.kyaa.sg/elsjuw.mp4
did he chop his balls off?
>>344081415
Try using your eyes to see how the guy you quoted did it.
>This John Oliver-tier announcer
What is the point of this game anyway?
I'm not even talking about it looking boring as a speedrun. It just looks boring regardless. You just run left or right.
>>344081415
>>>
SHE ISN'T EVEN PLAYING
>SHE ISN'T EVEN PLAYING
SHE ISN'T EVEN PLAYING
>SHE ISN'T EVEN PLAYING
ITT: actual good female speedrunners
she's top 5 in a game people actually fucking play (kirby crystal shards)
This pale bitch is not even top 2 in a game that 8 people total run
Cuckshot sucks, when's Doom?
>>344081441
Didn't need to pad their games out to justify the ridiculous prices snes games had
>guy kills conversation by bringing up Kirby
>>344080694
a counter strike tournament was also going on and had 500k viewers consistently and fucked this event over because it's literally cancer. i can't even comprehend how the fuck 500k people give a fuck about counter strike.
>>344081536
He's chemically castrating himself. His balls are useless.
Why is there 2 guys with xbox controllers are they playing another game?
>>344081486
I'm pretty sure it's the chick actually.
>>344081360
I feel bad for the black dude for some reason :(
>>344081131
Charity (you), maybe this makes your life somewhat better.
Menuing in dance games: Getting to the song you want can be a significant number of presses, 10 seconds of menuing even if you're fast. Then you want to set your speed mod which can be done in < 1 second but can involve > 8 button presses (PIU.)
>>344081369
I know this feel. Furthermore, you want it region-unlocked so you can play the JAP version so that Axis Mundi 1P is beatable.
>>344080241
>tfw fucked up life but there is still someone worse off than me
this is the reason why I watch drachenlord
Say "the people on the couch are playing the game, aren't they"
>you have been permanently banned from chatting in gamesdonequick
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAH
>>344081568
nah you can see her hands moving if you look hard enough.
M ' L A D Y
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>>344081543
It's the current year, don't be racist
>>344081594
christ...
Guys narci´s chat is actually off sub mode
tv/narcissawright
what do you say we should do
https://youtu.be/tN9MfZjzEbo
>>344081630
wtf I hate twitch now
do you think this girl swallows?
>>344081510
What am I meant to see here?
>>344081572
There is none.
>>344081630
DELETE THIS
>>344081630
Nobody cares about what happens in twitch chat. We're here because we don't want to look at that hot pile of garbage.
>>344081689
fuck back off to /b/
>>344081572
a good runner, a good face, and she's rich. damn kungfu has it all
hahaha, blackie on the left is getting pumped for that after speedrund hotel room cuckolding action
>>344080758
girls don't play wii fit you fucking retard
>>344081510
so he is
>>344081630
>post troll message
>get banned
>"WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW I GOT BANNED. REALLY DUDE HAHAHAHA BUGGED TWITCH CHAT"
>>344081689
try stop harassing people
>>344081752
This
>>344081543
I'm tempted to donate and ask him to do his best Yangus impression.
>>344081689
Call reddit
>>344081543
I think that's actually an insult to John Oliver.
I know I'm surprised that's possible too.
>>344081572
And she had an ice bucket challenge vid :^)
>>344078504
Another thread.
http://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/4rknpx/worst_sgdq_of_all_time/
please upvote me
>>344080997
Last year this shit wasn't that bad. This year's shitposting went rampant up to 7 times.
>>344081752
once you go black...
I went to bed sometime around Wario World. Did this qtpie ever make a reappearance?
>>344081572
>she's top 5 in a game people actually fucking play (kirby crystal shards)
kirby 64 is piss easy no skill horse shit, the game yellow killer bee is playing is way fucking harder lmao
>>344080241
What did he say?
how do you get candy for evolve?
>>344081689
holy sh*t is it time for a ebin raid???????????
>>344081404
>Sounds just like 4chan
Yeah you're probably right, and Reddit too. And probably the rest of Internet as well.
>>344081572
>>344080241
That was kinda unsettling.
IT'S SO GOOD
>>344081689
le 4chan army :^)
hacker masters
>>344081841
you have to go back
Butts. Get out of this thread.
>>344081865
I slept too, so I don't know. But I don't think so.
>>344081926
based 0xwas still top 5 with his 3 year old run
>Woman makes joke
>Pity laughs
>Guy takes the same joke and instantly improves it
>Everyone laughs
Why are men so much funnier?
HAHA WHAT A GREAT JOKE WOMEN ARE SO FUNNY I GUESS THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SO MANY STAND-UP FEMALE COMEDIANS XDDd
They just stopped to clap but the game kept playing. She's legit.
>>344081719
The estimate is in the top 10 and the runner is only a bit behind WR.
There's nothing to get mad about here.
>>344081216
by sucking carmack cock
>Listen to this noise
>talks over the noise
GRILL
>GRILL
GRILL
>GRILL
GRILL
>GRILL
GRILL
>GRILL
GRILL
>GRILL
GRILL
>GRILL
>>344081949
t. white knight and possible cuck
>>344081863
>that's what jap think niggers look like
He's a lot more Ash than Black
why are they holding controllers
>>344081404
I guess this is your first year watching because black people like trihex and big jon have been in the previous ones.
>>344081949
wtf I hate connor now
>>344081926
go to any percent you fucking idiot
>>344082058
Did you think they were playing or is this hyper sarcasm?
>doom
>>344082084
The girl isn't the one playing.
>>344082098
>trihex
>Black
>>344082084
they are the ones running the game
DOOM fucking sucks why do those cucks want a let's play some shit game made by a hack?
>>344081642
The guys with the controllers hands are moving too, why would they have controllers in the first place?
DING DONG BANNU
Does anyone have a pic of the announcer?
>>344082050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNKZ9ycIdlY&feature=youtu.be
>>344082184
forced meemee will not go unpunished
new thread fags
Hahahaha, I literally posted 'girl' and got banned.
>>344078171
BLACKED
>>344082084
It's the hottest new meme. Be sure to check it out in SGDQ Cringe Compilation 2016
>>344082116
>4 minutes behind WR
wew lad you really want to hate women. its ok. I forgive you.
*tips*
>>344082208
shit bait desu
>>344082084
To fuck with you mind.
>>344078504
>>344078504
>>344078504
MIGRATE
LEGALLY
>>344078463
>white ppl
>>344082284
That's his sister tho
>>344082284
Jontron?
>>344082284
DELETE THIS
>>344080551
>54seconds slower than WR
not bad desu
>>344082284
JUST IN IT FOR THE MONEY: the webm
>>344082249
So this is how second-hand embarrassment feels like.
>>344082401
Damn, pretty close siblings if thats true
>>344082293
you just got fucking destroyed mate. its ok.
>>344080241
Someone explain the context?
>>344082720
Cosmo is fucking insane.
daisy's a cunt
did she just say "that's fucked up" ?
>>344080241
>pumping a male body full of estrogen
What could go wrong.......
>>344082787
I can't understand him. Is he saying,
>I feel like a little kid
>but it feels so good
>cries
?
DOOM SOON
>>344082350
>posted 3 minutes after this thread
You guys really need to make just one at a time.
>>344079369
"Fuck off bitch, speed running is bro time!"
this fucking autistic faggot
How do I increase my testosterone lads?
Signed, Manlet with man tits and 14 year old pubey stringy patchy beard
how do i skip the shitty doom part
>>344083052
Yeah.
He probably realized that time moves forward and he'll never be a kid again. That realization upsets some people because it's the only time in their life that they're happy.
Given his current situation I'd say Wanda is one of those people.
>like Doom
>get sick and tired of Aussie announcer saying Doom over a dozen times every sentence
>>344083769
no shit?
>>344083558
Life sucks, what's new.
You make it what you want it to be.
>>344084056
the faggot just keeps going
>4 threads
FAGGOTS STOP POSTING NEW THREADS ENOUGH ALREADY
>>344084125
>nothing else to read
>literally just yells "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"
Can someone please show up at SGDQ and shoot this piece of shit announcer?
>>344084216
can someone donate with
>could you stop saying doom, its autistic
>>344078397
go back to arr slash cuckoldry
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