Squidward testicles, Road to galactic domination
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HELLO ANONS I'M BACK FOR MORE GALACTIC CONQUEST
Due to some shit being corrupted and save files being lost, i have started over in the space stage.
BUT THAT MEANS MORE SPACE AND MORE NEW PEOPLE TO CONQUER LIKE THIS FELLOW HERE
(also RIP bananaz empire... F)
>>344067141
>>344067141
Nice t meet you Mr.Tennisballs
Holy shit
They're back!
hmm, slow day today...
>>344068403
They are immortal.
>>344067141
IT IS TIME
These guys are back too?
That must mean the bananaz could be around too
>>344067141
>saves being lost
Well shit.
I think this one is high.
HE SHALL BURN IN HELL
THEY CANNOT ESCAPE THROUGH LOST SAVE FILES ANYMORE
>>344073495
GENOCIDE
>>344073495
BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD
THEY MOCK US WITH THEIR EYE TREES
>save file corruptions
spore's biggest flaw desu
>>344075740
Get the planet buster
>>344075740
BURN THEM ALL
Thats what you get for having eyes motherfucker
>>344075740
You know what to do.
Fresh meat to digest
>>344079140
We're just a couple of hungry customers, and we hope that Troggle is on the menu
>>343942298
Previous thread from last night.
ITS TIME FOR MORE GALACTIC PURIFICATION
>>344079140
The hunt for bananas continues.
SPACE JEWS HAVE BEEN FOUND
>>344079970
Those don't look like bananas to me. You're clear to fire.
>>344079970
>not bananaz
P U R G E
U
R
G
E
>"we've met before, yes?"
Nobody "meets" me and survives the first time around
>>344080742
>interesting
Give him a close up to the jawz, i hope he finds them interesting
>>344080742
>Pulls up the file on Squidward Testicles
>It's a warning
He knows what i've done to the others, he's trying to bribe me out of killing himToo bad
>>344080742
Not bananaz = not allies
>>344082047
PURGE THE SPACE JEWSthread theme https://youtu.be/pNkQMtZAMAw
Time to end you for good
>>344083775
REMOVE KEBAB
CONQUER RIP AND TEAR
>>344083775
Those fuckers have yet to see true deficit
>>344083775
>That foolish arrogance
Seriously, how do they not know?
>>344084048
They know now
>>344084305
THE ONLY PROPERTY THEY OWN IS THEIR BLOOD AND THAT TOO SHALL BE OURS
>>344084305
>betrays you and vows to wipe out your species
>"lol jk let us leave plz"
I killed your cousin Kermit, now it is time for you
>>344085000
TRIPS OF DEATH
>>344085000
SHUT IT DOWN, THE TRIPS DEMAND IT.
Look at that! they haven't even gotten to space yet!TIME TO PURGE THE WEAK
>>344086070
DESTROY
>>344086070
BRUTAL
>>344086070
THE CHANCES OF ANYTHIIIING COMING FROM SQUIDWARD ARE A MILLION TO ONE, HE SAYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE CHANCES OF ANYTHIIIING COMING FROM SQUIDWARD ARE A MILLION TO ONEBUT STILL, THEY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
>>344086070
NO, DESTROY THEIR ECOSYSTEM WITH THE TERRAFORM TOOLS.
>>344086447
WE MUST RIP AND TEAR BIG MEATY CLAWS
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>344086575
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIEx38YD4SY
>>344086575
Pigglevitch?
More like PIGGLEBITCH
>>344086575
SAVAGE
I own this place now
>>344087092
start fucking with the wildlife
>>344087092
Exterminatus when?
You have been alive for too long, scum
>>344087620
remove these fat fucks
Uplifting lesser species when?
>>344087620
Look at him, cowering in fear, like a pathetic dog!
Kill him, he doesn't deserve to breathe.
Holy shit
Before I destroyed the Pigglevitch's i decided to abduct a few for testing, little did I know this one builds a fucking campfire to survive
>>344088268
After a few minutes it will lie on its back with a flower on his hands and await death.
>>344088268
He's so smallTurn his species into livestock
>>344088268
Show us the galactic map next. How much of the known universe have you cleansed and occupied?
>>344089343
This is how far i have conquered
>>344089591
WE MUST FIND BANANAZ
Why are you playing this dead game?
Testing the good ol' anti matter bomb
>>344090146
Looking good
Planet-buster soon
>>344090146
Keep up that destruction
Leave none aliveexcept bananaz
Oh boy, this might take more time than i thought
>>344090927
it's worth it
press on for now
>>344090927
How do you get sporebucks if you kill everyone you meet? Don't you need spice trade routes?
>>344091146
You do know he's going to have take over 50 planets to get it, right?
>>344090927
REV UP THAT GENOCIDE
>>344091289
You can harvest sporebucks from destroyed cities.
>>344091298
Should we just mod it in then?
>>344091298
From the looks of the map he posted earlier, he should be close
LOOK AT WHO WE HAVE HERE
>>344091656
KILL.
MAIM.
DESTROYYYY
>>344091656
Fucking dixie kong ass motherfuckers
all monkeys must be removed
>>344091656
awwwww, look at it. so cute.
PURGE THEM
>>344091656
Remember, gotta take the planets over if you want the planet buster. That means you'll have to let them escape.
THEY ARE ALL DEAD
2EASY
TIME TO MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PURGE VICTIM
>>344091948
Is there a counter for how many planets we've wiped?
THEY SHALL KNOW OUR WRATH
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
THEY SHALL KNOW THE WRATH OF THE SQUIDWARD TESTICLES
MORE MEAT TO CHEW ON
Just got back, how fare our fruity mustachioed pets?
>>344092458
ANOTHER SACRIFICE
>>344092490
The file got corrupted, and we have yet to find them again.
>>344092490
save file got fucked, we had to start over, bananaz status is unkwown.
The destruction is coming soon to a planet near you
>>344092747
Do not worry my 6 clawed child, we will find them...
Purging the weak so that the strong can prosper
>>344093114
KILL
MAIM
DESTROY
>"karma"
I do not believe in such things, Maggot
>>344093594
KARMA IS FOR HERETICS
PURGE THIS FILTH
>>344092951
>Right now somewhere in the universe the bananaz are being ass ravaged by the apes
We need to find them OP
>>344093594
WHAT DO WE DO WHEN WE CANNOT PURGE THEM AND THEY ARE STRONGER THAN US?
>>344093787
Oh, do not worry, the apes have been taken care of...
VVV
>>344071676
>3 eyes
Now thats just insulting me a bit too much
>>344094063
Fucking fedoralords
remove these heretics
We need to find the grox and kill them.
Dont you ever talk to me or my empire ever again
>>344093883
IN THAT CASE, THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE BROTHER.
WE FUCK EVERYTHING.
>>344094552
we're saving them for last
Buzzlightyear get the fuck out of my galaxy
>>344094712
Good, but what about after that? Who will we kill then? What if there is no one left to kill?
>>344095074
ourselves
>>344095119
this
civil war soon
>>344095062
>gooplets
>zealots
Die. Die them now.
>>344095062
Is that a space Ninjask?
>>344095062
fucking spodefags
TOY STORY 4 IS CANCELLED MOTHERFUCKER
>>344095646
NO MERCY
O
M
E
R
C
Y
>>344095646
GOOPLETS
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
NONE SHALL SURVIVE
You're a big guy...
>>344095646
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>344095907
Yet another puny race to wipe from existence
Will we ever meet our bananabros again?
>>344095907
FUCK YOU AND THE SHIP YOU RODE IN ON, THAT'S OUR CASE
>>344095907
One eye...
One.
He's mocking us. His one, hideous eye says that he believes he is superior to the eyeless, the true chosen people of this universe. It's so big, and it probably can see for miles. Too bad your eye can't see the future, maybe then you could've ran.
I hope you burst into meat when I claw you to death
>>344096485
RIP AND TEAR
Your muscles aren't strong enough to stop me
>>344096894
He definitely wasn't clever enough to run away.
>>344096894
>mfw literally no other race encountered so far has even been able to put up a fight
Status of planet buster?
Fucking spodefags
>>344097740
REMOVE HERETICS
>>344097740
Look at these fucking ugly hippies.
P U R G E
>>344097740
QUIT MOCKING OUR EYES, YOU FUCKING ANIMALS
BOW DOWN TO ME
>>344098218
FIND A WORTHY COMPETITOR
>galactic genocide
>Jeff Wayne's WOTW references
This is a prime thread.
>>344098218
Spodefags btfo.
How long until species start worshiping you?
>>344098218
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>344098275
>find bananabros
>raise and mutate them into complete monsters
>bloodlust not satisfied enough so we enter an eternal war with demon bananas
>Insulting me subtly
A rookie mistake
>>344098649
PURGE THE APES
LET THE BANANAS THRIVE
>>344098649
Kill them not so subtly
>>344098649
these kremling fuckers think they're slick
Blast 'em
>>344098649
Do the clawfriends even have brains?
>>344098649
>All these ape races and still no eyeless nightmare bananas
>>344098785
Their nervous system is something like an octopus's.
>>344098785
We have hate circuits
>>344098785
>friends
More like HEATHENS
>"you have learned well"
You need to learn how things work around here
>>344099140
NO MERCY
>>344099140
TEACH THEM DEATH
>>344099140
make 'em our bitches
How much of the galaxy have we colonized, anon?
>>344099474
Not much, but literally nothing has stood in our way so far.
Who do these guys think they are?
>>344099474
Haven't really colonised much, I'm just searching for more infidels
>>344099631
>polnareff hair
>thinks he can criticize other races
>>344099631
We need to colonise if we want to bust planets.
>>344099631
KILL
KIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL
Show them how cute we are.
>>344099631
How sweet, they want to play with us!
Let's play a rousing game of WAR
>>344099793
Can we just mod in the planetbuster?
>>344099631
PLAY WITH FIRE MAYBE
PREPARE TO DIE SCREAMING ASSHOLES
>>344099631
Time to put gramps in the home
>>344099898
No, no, no.
We need to work up to it through this orgiastic crusade, getting the planet buster will only be worth it if we've half-drowned the galaxy in blood first.
>>344099898
It would feel kinda cheap. I feel like it would have a bigger impact if we rightfully earned it.
huh...
>>344099631
WAIT!they said we're cute
>>344100045
>>344100098
well we better start seriously colonizing alongside our genocides if we wanna get that shit
>>344100262
"...d̈́̐̅̓̈͏͏̹̫͍̫é̸̺͔̻̳̘͕͔̣̒͝ͅa̟̯̦͚̙͔͖ͪͤ̾̓̓̇͑͌t͔̪̞͖̦̏h̛̬͙̹͍̘͙̹ͩ̎̏ͪ͊͛͊́͘"
>>344100262
Okay, I'm gunna be honest here.
Our horror is pretty cool and all, but that guy just fucking takes the cake for most unsettling thing I've ever seen in spore. He and the Bananaz can be our friends.
>>344100473
this, let them live, they look funny
>>344100473
>Befriending space hippies
>Befriending space hippies with eyes
>>344100262
DRIVEN BY THE STRANGLE OF FATE
>>344100473
I don't like the way it looks at me with its EYES
>>344100473
Kill them. There's only room for one friend in our darkened heart.
>>344100473
Its too late for that
>>344100660
>>344100768
Look closerHe has screws in those sockets. He has forsaken them in hopes of being illuminated by the universal truths not seen by those cursed with sight.
>>344100962
>we just killed off our only brethren
Whoops.
>>344100873
this
never forget our bananabros
SPACE PENGUINS
>>344101162
>Skrillex Empire
>>344101162
CUTEEAT THEM
>>344101162
We should make a zoo or something.
>>344101162
Penguins are shady af
I wouldn't trust them
>>344101292
I like dis. cage them in and make them fight like gladiators
>>344101162
KEEP THEM
EVERY GALACTIC CONQUERING EMPIRE NEEDS TO HAVE SOME SORT OF CUTE SPECIES
THINK OF THE GAP MOE
>>344101430
I like this idea
>the sole surviving race gets to be our right hand man
fund it
I abducted some of their people before i conquered them
This guy also turned into a trash can out of fear
>>344101861
d'aww how cute
Can we fuck with their genetics? I'd like that.
>>344101861
you're going broke OP find more space jews
>>344102029
>7 million
>Broke
More likenot quite enough
>>344102202
he had 21 million to start today
>wormhole key
You know what this means, right?MORE MOTHERFUCKING CONQUERING OPPERTUNITIES
>>344102406
aww yeah
Maybe we'll find our banana friends somewhere in the void
>>344102406
aww look how excited he is
>>344102406
Death shall spread to the inferior species even quicker now
>>344102010
>Experiment with the survivors and set them upon the others
Do these snippers say peace to you?
>>344102406
>Be alien civilization
>Some crazed clawed maniac shows up out of the blue and declares war on us
>Drive him away, nothing to it
>He flies through a black hole, probably killed himself because his warrior pride couldn't take losing
>He comes back with reinforcements
>our faces when
IS EVERYBODY READY?
>>344102406
PLANET BUSTER WHEN
>>344102867
TAKE ME ON THIS RIDE
>>344102867
HERE WE GO
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>344102867
FUCK YEAH LET'S GO TO SECTOR Z
Wait wrong game
>>344103080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsfhADiaP5E
Phew! that was a bumpy ride!
>>344103080
IT'S TIME
Now, lets see where we are--
>>344103292
WHEREVER WE ARE, WE MUST KILL
>>344103292
>all these new planets to conquer
where to begin?
>>344103292
SCAN FOR VICTIMS
>>344103437
LET US CLEANSE THE GALAXY ENTIRE
>>344103437
What the fuck, we didn't even go far
>>344103437
NOTHING IN THAT CIRCLE AROUND US MAY LIVE
FIRST VICTIM AFTER EXITING WORM HOLE
>>344103758
>eye
PURGE
U
R
G
E
>>344103758
CLAW ITS EYE OUT
>>344103758
MONOEYES ARE OUR SWORN ENEMY
GOUGE IT OUT KILL KILL KILL
EZ
>>344103758
Fuck it.
Anyone got the link to older threads.
>>344104139
just search "squidward" in the archive
>>344104058
Eyeniggers are such pushovers
hmm lets try this blackhole, maybe it will be useful this time
>>344104215
Time to make the jump to light speed
Weee!
>>344104215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O0tmSoV2_o
Holy shit
>>344104446
Grox have eyes, yeah?
>>344104446
PURGE
IT
ALL
>>344104446
LET THEM FEAR OUR TESTICLES
>>344104446
we're far out now
let's see what we can fuck up
Dammit, I cant get close
>>344104446
BRING FEAR UPON THE FEARLESS
>>344104446
DESTROY
>>344104639
They are spared for now
But we'll be back
>>344104639
your people grow uneasy, they haven't been showered in the riches of fallen enemies in too long
DESTROY
PURGE
KILL
MAKE SOMETHING BLEED
Purge will commence on your ugly face
>>344105168
jesus fuckign christ what is that
>>344105168
>that nose
>>344105246
A pigmen
>>344105168the jews did this
>>344105246
tumblr nose: the species
Fat pig
>>344105168
More space jews, let's rob their banks
>>344105624
You claiming or destroying? Does destroying count towards the conqueror badge?
What in the fuck is spode
>>344105831
Spore-God
We meet at last...
>>344105909
More like false god.
>>344105968
Pretty much
>>344105923
KILL ALL OF THOSE FAGGOTS. LET NONE REMAIN.
>>344105923
OH SHI-
>>344105923
let's bro op for the time being
then duel later
>>344105923
We are too weak to take them on now, we must befriend them for they are indeed a worthy ally to us and can be used as tools for destruction.
>>344105923
WHOA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>344105923
A worthy opponent.
We must duel, like true sporting compatriots of this magnificent game we call war.
>>344105923
HOL UP
>>344105923
Only one race can purge the entire galaxy of life, the time to see which is now.
bump
Where you at OP?
>>344105923
DESTROY
>>344107121
have they kidnapped him
>The Grox killed OP
WORRY
Is it time to panic?
I findly remeber the grox having some kickass ships. Plus every race hates you when you ally with them. Or just destroy them it matters not.
>>344107579
I told him to wait off on the Grox assault!
I DID IT
I WIN!
>>344107762
did they know we were coming?
>>344107820
You madman!
Where have you been?
>>344107820
THE UNIVERSE IS OURS
CONTINUE THE CRUSADE
>>344107820
THE GROX HAVE FALLEN
SQUIDWARD TESTICLES IS NOW THE SUPREME SPECIES
I BELIEVE EXTRAGALACTIC CONQUEST IS IN ORDER
>>344107945
THIS
WE MUST PURGE EVERY NON-SQUIDWARD IN THE GALAXY
ONLY THEN WILL OUR BLOODTHIRST BE QUENCHED
>>344107820
HEIL SQUIDWARD!
>>344107820
NONE STRONG ENOUGH OPPOSE US NOW
CONQUER ALL WHO REMAIN
LET THE GALAXY BURN
This is where I leave, anons, I will come back tomorrow (hopefully) at around 10pm EST
REMEMBER!
SCREENCAP THESE THREADS FOR THE YEARS TO COME!
>>344108396
GODSPEED OP
>>344108396
P.S I PROMISE YOU ALL THAT I WILL FIND THE BANANAZ
ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!
>>344108396
claw on OP, claw on
What happened to the bananaz? I think I missed a thread.. weren't they kept alive?
>>344109212
read the OP anon you didn't miss a thread
>>344109348
Oh shit, thanks m8
>>344109212sequel story
>>344110098
damn
