Welcome back to /v/ plays Pokemans Crystal!
(In the time between yesterday and today, I levelled everyone up to level 31 and traded FutaIsGay with myself so she would evolve into a Golem)
RECAP
>Our hero DICKS was born into the world along side his Chikorita, Fuckleaf, where he soon met his rival, Moot
>DICKS quickly gathered more Pokemon as he conquered the first two gyms on his path to being the very best, like no one ever was.
>Many Pokemon have been released along the way, but we're still kicking with 6 gym badges under our belt.
>Current team consists of:
>Fuckwood the Sudowoodo
>Bane the Shiny Tauros
>FutaIsGay the Graveller/Golem
>Yes the Tentacruel
>Shuckie the Shuckle
>LadyGaga the Hoothoot
>Now at the Rocket Headquarters
Last Threads:
>>343839943
>>343924754
If 5 or 8 the next 2 hours must abide to Nuzlocke rules
release fuckwood
1, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides if we walk through the lines of Pokémon for a new teammate.
If dubs, catch a new Pokemon and call it faggot
>>344055280
Got it, continuing through the slog of this dungeon.
Be sure to post screenshots
>>344054857
sudowudo part of my original gold party, being pure rock actually sucks a lot more than you'd think and your basically waiting for rock slide for him to come up on his own, good memories though of the little guy
>>344055684
Got it. This part is pretty boring and straight forward, so I'm not posting much.
>>344056043
Need to teach a Pokémon Whirlpool, and Yes is the only candidate. What do we remove for Whirpool? 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344056537
wrap
>>344056537
Wrap
>>344056630
>>344056593
Did it. Heading to the gym now.
>>344054857
Is that tauros fucking shiny or is the GBC color scheme playing tricks on me?
>>344056857
it's shiny
it's also a big guy
In the Radio Tower now. So so sorry about there not being much interaction here, there's just not a lot of stuff to branch off. It's all pretty straightforward.
Where my /curl/ bros at
>>344057629
What do we forget for Rollout? 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344057876
right here f.am
futaisgay is the real mvp
>>344057969
tackle
>>344057969
tackle
>>344058148
Underground now, keep fucking up the switches.
>>344059127
come on OP
it's not that hard
>>344059240
It is if you're stupid.
>>344059559
You should post your progress every once in a while
and we need more audience interaction or else it gets boring
>>344059559
This is where things get more interactive. Do we catch another Pokémon here? And if so, who does it remove? 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344060479
yes
catch a delibird
replace lady gaga
>>344060479
reroll>>344060627
>>344060479
Almost done with the boulder puzzle.
>>344061102
Can't get Delibird right now, it only comes out at night in Crystal.
>>344060479
swinub. I don't even know if you can find them there, if you can you might wanna post lists of mons you can catch.
>>344061350
Yes, I can get a Swinub. Who will it replace? 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 9 decides.
>jynx has a 1% chance of showing up
If you see one try to catch it to replace shuckle
>>344061457
Replace shuckle
>>344061457
fuck off fuckwood
>>344061621
>>344061509
Literally JUST knocked one out trying to find a Swinub. Fuck me.
>>344061621
Shuckie it is. I hope Swinub can learn Strength because Shuckie was the one doing that.
First person to roll a 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides name.
>>344061770
PigNigger
>>344061940
PigNigger it is. Will replace Shuckie for him when I get to a Pokémon Center.
>>344061770
What pokemon are available in the area?
>>344062097
This is problematic. Vote at the strawpool for who to use in replace for Shuckie.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10683096
>>344062313
One more deciding vote needed. If it is Jynx, 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, or 9 decides name.
>>344062541
WE WUZ
>>344062541
Oprah
>>344062747
Done. I'll get her out of the box at the next Pokémon Center.
>>344062541
UrMomLol
>>344062541
Sam B
>>344062824
I'm surprised no one said Laverne Cox. Need to grind for a bit, so that'll take a few minutes.
OP what do you think of those mods that allow you to catch all pokemon and that increase difficulty such as Volt White 2 and Omega Red?
>>344063096
I was gonna go for Nikki Minaj but that felt a bit outdated
>>344063258
Well, it requires more grinding time, but I like them! I leveled Oprah up a bit, but since she's an Ice type, I can level her up to the rest by just going through the gym with her fronting.
>>344063560
sounds good
you're on the dragon gym now right?
>>344063654
Looks like it
>>344063654
Yes, so it's easy to sweep with Oprah. Everyone else is already at level to face the gym leader, so it'll be fine if they don't fight.
>>344063795
About to take on the leader.
>>344064115
lead with Oprah 2bh
>>344064115
Ice Punch that bitch, m8
>>344064373
I agree, this would be for the best.
>>344064476
>>344064373
Ice Fisted those bitches. Working on talking to the weird ass cave elders.
>>344064606
you should post more screenshots of the battles themselves imo
>>344064606
>>344064940
Yeah, I liked having the choice to spam defense curl against Whitney.
On to the Elite 4! When I get there I'll do step by step battles.
>>344064940
>>344065057
Yeah, sorry. I used to but I got told that it was annoying so I quit doing that. I'll start doing it again at E4 and Kanto Gym Leaders.
>>344065057
this
at least against gym leaders and rival fights
>>344065154
It's fine, just start doing it for more important fights, to get that extra level of interaction with the thread.
>>344065154
do it only for the Pokemon league
>>344065621
But then I feel it would get kinda boring after the elite 4, you should at least show the Kanto leaders too.
>>344065905
this
the interaction is what keeps it entertaining
At Victory Road right now. Sorry It's taking so long. Keep the thread up.
>>344066104
It'll get more active once we start getting to the E4, I'll be sure to keep the thread alive then.
>>344066104
Did you get the Dratini?
>>344066547
Keep losing to the rival. Need to grind really quickly.
>>344067026
Maybe if you let us take control, our combined skill would be able to defeat him :^)
>>344067195
he's right
Let us in on the fun OP
>>344067290
>>344067195
Just beat Moot. Sorry yall. You all will be in control for E4 and Champion though.
Here we are! The Elite Four!
>>344067632
finally
time to curl to victory
>>344067632
What's the first move? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344067785
low kick
>>344067785
Low kick
>>344067785
Rock slide
>>344067861
>>344067840
Savages :^)
>>344067861
>>344067840
Got confuse ray-ed, and Fuckwood hurt herself in confusion like a sperglord. What now? 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, oe 8 decides
>>344068058
Run
>>344068058
fire punch
>>344068058
low kick
>>344068058
Switch him out to make him un-confuse-ray'd
>>344067785
TOOT TOOT MOTHERFUCKER
Why don't we have a Xatu?
>>344068143
Got hit with a Psychic. Now what? 1, 2, 4, 6, or 0 decides.
>>344068264
Use a super potion
>>344068264
heal
>>344068264
Run
>>344068331
>>344068341
Used a Hyper Potion since that's what I have. Got hit with another Psychic.
>>344068629
now hit that nigga with a rock slide
>>344068629
Another hyper potion
>>344068629
Run
Sudowoodu is a shitty pokemon bro.
I used to play this game as a kid and complete it with 3 pokemon. I think I used a Pidgeot, Feraligatr and something else, could have been Dragonite. Might have also used Togepi for trash HMs.
>>344068687
Knocked out the Xatu. Going to switch out for an Exeggutor. Who do we switch out for? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 decides.
>>344068879
Bitch if you don't
>>344069139
Oprah
>>344068941
He replaced Bayleef for it
goldeen
>>344069139
>Goldeen
>>344069139
wait why is there a goldeen?
bane
>>344069192
What move do we use? 1, 4, 5, 7, or 0 decides.
>>344069230
Oh fuck I didn't get Yes from the box. I used Goldeen for Waterfall and I forgot to switch back out.
>>344069438
lick him
>>344069438
Powder Snow
body slam
>>344069438
Ice punch
>>344069591
Who do we use now?
>>344069721
stay in
duel to the death
>>344069721
jynx
>>344069721
Switch in Goldeen
>>344069721
MONO E MONO
>>344069721
MIRROR MATCH
>>344069790
>>344069808
It looks like two generic ratchet hoes fighting. What move do we use first? 1, 3, 6, 8, 9, or 0 decides.
>>344070035
lick
>>344070035
Powder snow
>>344070035
Lick her
>>344070035
lick her
>>344070035
Lick
>>344070035
lick
>>344070128
>>344070141
>>344070169
>>344070093
Got put to sleep. What now? 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 0 decides.
>>344070287
use a full heal
>>344070287
Switch in Goldeen
>>344070287
Lick her some more
>>344070287
Use an awakening if possible, then spam lick
>>344070337
Next response tells next move.
NEW RULE: NO SWITCHING IN FUCKING GOLDEEN
>>344070483
LICK
>>344070483
Body Slam
>>344070483
if 4 switch to goldeen
>>344070534
OPRAH FUCKING KILL.
1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 8, or 9 decides who we switch in other then Goldeen.
>>344070594
Nah
>>344070698
bane
>>344070698
Sudowoodo
>>344070698
FUCKWOOD
>>344070761
Switched in and healed. 1, 2, 5, 8, or 9 decides next move that isn't switch to Goldeen,
>>344070970
Switch to noctowl
>>344070970
ROCK ATTACK THING
>>344070970
fire punch
>>344071005
He got Lovely Kissed to sleep. Next 1, 3, 5, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344071149
Attack
>>344071149
full heal
>>344071149
Switch back to Fuckwood.
>>344071149
Switch into goldeen
>>344071149
HAVE FUCKWOOD THROW A ROCK AT IT
>>344071249
Switched back to Fuckwood and spammed Fire Punch. Who we switch back into other then Goldeen?
>>344071452
Goldeen
>>344071452
stay in and low kick
>>344071452
Stay in
>>344071452
Let fuckwood solo the rest of the team
>>344071452
You obviously dont listen anyway. Your goal was to let Noctowl attack.
>>344071452
Stay in
>>344071530
Sorry, had a small problem. I'm back though. Used Low Kick and Slowbro flinched. Next 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 8 decides.
>>344072028
Again
>>344072028
keep low kicking
>>344072028
Thunderpunch him in the dick
>>344072105
>>344072108
Fuckwood fainted. Who next?
>>344072321
Golem
>>344072321
goldeenbane
>>344072321
Bring in the big guns
BANE
344072395
What attack is used? 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, or 8 decides.
>>344072447
>>344072501
Sorry, have to go with the obvious sabotager since they responded first.
>>344072321
Yes.
Safety this shit out and sweep the next mon
I mean Bane.
>>344072782
RUN
>>344072782
Defense curl
>>344072782
Defense Curl
>>344072782
curl
>>344072782
Defense Curl
>>344072816
Bane fainted and I have an immense fear in my heart. 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, or 0 decides.
>>344073263
Golem
>>344073263
goldeen
>>344073263
futaisgay
>>344073263
Ladygaga you immense faggot
>>344073339
>>344073326
Switched into FutaIsGay and finished off Slowbro. What move do we use for Xatu?
>>344073569
curl
>inb4 Goldeen saves the day
>>344073569
Defense curl
>>344073614
GIVE GOLDEEN A CHANCE TO SHINE
#IStandWithGoldeen
Repost this bros, we are gonna make it a reality. Soon you'll be forced to hear our voice, Tripfag.
>>344073607
>>344073641
Curled and got oneshotted. Not sure how. What do we do for LadyGaga? 1, 2, 4, or 7 decides.
>>344073843
what moves do we got?
>>344073843
Foresight
>>344073843
Confusion
Hypnosis
Takedown
Peck
I neglected to get Fly so I'm stuck with Peck.
>>344073843
HYPNOSIS THAT BIATCH
>>344074001
confusion
>>344074012
>>344074057
Not effective and not very effective. Wat do. 1, 4, 5, 7, or 8 decides.
>>344074227
Confusion
>>344074227
confusion again
>>344074301
LadyGaga fainted. You Goldeen fuckers got your way. What attack do we use. 1, 4, 5, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344074440
supersonic
Supersonic
>>344074440
supersanic
>>344074440
superSanic
>all this could've been avoided if op just sacked off goldeen earlier
>>344074440
Do you not have any revives senpai
>>344074629
Thats cheating
>>344074595
>>344074585
>>344074575
>>344074492
Fainted in one hit R.I.P literally because I'm going to immediately put her in the box.
>>344074629
No, lack of money. Might use a cheat to buy 99 revives though.
>>344074840
gotta train goldeen dude
>>344074840
>cheat
>no Nuzlocke
Aaaaaand, dropped.
>>344074840
OP is so terrible he needs cheats to play a kids game
>>344074959
I'm not about to go around the whole region fighting here and there trainers to buy like 4 revives.
I'm going to grind up to level 49 at least, so be right back.
>>344054857
shiny tauros? did you cheat or is that legit?
>>344075167
While I'm at it, I'm just going to grind through the first E4 to not be redundant.
>>344075363
Legit, I got lucky as fucking hell. It's my first non Red Gyarados shiny. I'm wondering if there's a way to put emulated Gen 2 games into ORAS.
>>344075363
Legit
It was way easier to get shinnies in Gen 2.
It was directly linked to IVs
>>344075363
>tfw found 3 shinies on my Soul Silver playthrough
It's not hard guys
Thank God for emulator speed up. At the second of the E4. Who do we front with?
>>344075787
Fuckwood
>>344075874
First move? 1, 3, 5, 6, or 8 decides first move.
>>344076029
rock slide
>>344076029
ROCK SLIDE
>>344076029
slide rocks
>>344075743
>tfw only ever found one shiny pre-gen 6, it was a bellsprout in LeafGreen and I accidentally killed it
>never found one since
>until gen 6 where I've caught like 30 off my own back and acquired some 100-odd more from being a clever jew on GTS
Fucking hate how they made the odds of shinies much lower in Gen 6, it ruins what made them special in the first place.
>>344076117
>>344076130
Just realized you two didn't get gets, but I did it anyways. Woops. Do we switch out?
>>344076029
Falconpunch.
>>344076279
stay in
>>344076323
What moved do we use? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 8 decides.
>>344076436
fire punch
Dammit how do I always find these threads hours after they start? Anyway glad you listened to me and got elemental punches OP
>>344076648
What now? Do we switch? 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 9 decides.
>>344076830
switch to futaisgay
>>344076830
Keep fighting
>>344054857
>Special attacks on Sudowoodo and Tauros
>Tentacruel as your water type
>Golem still has a Geodude moveset
>Noctowl
I am so triggered right now I can't even
>>344077039
What move now? 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, or 0 decides.
>>344077057
>/v/ plays pokemon
>/v/ plays
>/v/
Notice how I don't have complete 100% control. I have to catch what I'm told. I have to teach required moves to what I'm allowed to catch.
>>344077339
Low kick
>>344077339
low kick
>>344077339
Rock Slide
>>344077434
>>344077421
I used Low Kick then Rock Slide. 1, 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, or 0 decides next move.
>>344077646
Thunderpunch
>>344077646
low kick again
>>344077646
Firepunch
>>344077690
1, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 0 decides next move.
>>344077646
Lol for a second I thought another Pokemon was sent out. I forgot how the minimize animation looked in this game
>>344077815
Fire Punch
>>344077815
rock slide
>>344078065
>>344078076
Used Fire Punch and then Rock Slide. 1, 3, 4, 5, 8, or 0 decides next move.
>>344078279
rock slide again
>>344078279
Fucking heal man he's almost dead
>shiny Taurus named Bane
That's not even a terrible name
Nice job vee
>>344078465
Who do we switch out for? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 8 decides. Goldeen is gone. He's about to use Venomoth.
>>344078501
I would, but I don't have control, and some people get mad if I do one thing different, so I'm letting complete control take over.
>>344078758
use noctowl
>>344078823
Wat move do use. 1, 2, 4, 6, 8, or 9 decides.
>>344078758
Use revive on FUCKWOOD
>>344078957
peck him on the cheek
>>344079036
Gay flying thing kiss knocked out Venomoth with a OHKO crit. Do we switch out for Crobat?
>>344078998
He's not fainted yet, just poisoned at 1 HP.
>>344079260
switch to futaisgay
>>344079260
Naw
>>344079316
What move do we use? First response is the choice.
>>344079468
rollout
>>344079468
Shit throw
>>344079510
Used Rollout until Crodeath. Heading onto 3rd one now.
>>344079723
Who de we start woth? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 0 decides.
>>344079940
Revive goldeen and use her
>>344079940
gaga
>>344079940
Go get Yes, start all over
>>344080078
>>344080026
Okay
>>344080134
Already have Yes
What do we do first? I don't have any Full Heals or Antidotes unfortunately.
>>344080441
Any berries? If not peck dat ho
>>344080441
confusion
>>344080513
Pecked to death. What now? 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, or 9 decides.
>>344080716
Switch to Yes
>>344080716
switch to yes
>>344080901
>>344080963
What move do I use?
Bubblebeam
Icy Wind
Whirlpool
Acid
>>344081153
bubblememe
>>344081241
Do we switch out? 1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, or 0 decides. (I don't know why I went back to Anon, sorry about that)
>>344081379
Switch it.
>>344081379
Futaisgay
>>344081379
switch to gaga
>>344081379
Stay
>>344081481
What move now? 1, 3, 5, 6, 7, or 0.
>>344081658
curl up
>>344081658
Defense Curl
>>344081658
Defense curl
>>344081727
Curled. What now? 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, or 0.
>>344081875
Moar curls
>>344081875
keep curling
>>344081975
>>344081980
Man Futaisgay is gonna be so swole by the end of this
>>344081975
>>344081980
>>344082123
Curled up. What now? 1, 3, 5, 6, or 9 decides.
>>344082253
Earthquake
>>344082253
More curls for the curls god
>>344082253
we need more curls
>>344082253
nigga you already knowcurl until no more pp
>>344082336
I'mma compromise. I curled twice, but we need to attack for real. 1, 3, 5, 7, or 9 decides next move that isn't curlin.
>>344082527
earthquake
>>344082527
Fagnitude
>>344082589
Hit em, healed, and hit em again. Do we switch out? 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 9 decides.
>>344082818
Let her stay Anon
>>344082818
stay in
we're hueg now
>>344082856
>>344082893
What is our big buff girl going to do? 1, 4, 6, 7, or 9 decides.
>>344083058
Quake
>>344083058
EARTHQUAKE
>>344083058
rollout
>>344083058
Rock throw
>>344083058
Defense curl
gotta buff
>>344083185
>>344083172
Oh fuck it's the ghost of Muscle. 1, 5, 7, 8, 9, or 0 decides if we stay and if so, what move we use first.
(Just realized they didn't get. Woops.)
>>344083478
Stay in and kill him
>>344083478
stay
>>344083478
Stay
>>344083847
>>344083850
rrrRRrrReeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who do we switch in now? First response gets choice
>>344083940
Bane
>>344084113
What move do we use?
>>344084251
surf
>>344084113
We'll show him who's a big guy
>>344084251
Surf
>>344084348
>>344084282
He used a Max Potion. Next move?
>>344084427
Horn Attack
>>344084427
blizzard that nigger
>>344084507
He was kill. Who do we lead with here? I think I'm going to head off after this fight and leave the champion for tomorrow at around 4 PM or 6PM EST, depending on which is better.
>>344084786
lead with Oprah
>>344084882
What move? 1, 3, 5, 6, 8, or 0.
>>344085080
body slam
pounce on that nigga
>>344085080
Lick
>>344085160
It didn't do shit. We should probably switch out. 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
>>344085408
Body slam
>>344085408
b o d y s l a m
>>344085408
Slam it.
>>344085478
>>344085494
:X
1, 4, 6, 7, 9, or 0
>>344085776
keep slammin
>>344085776
I concur the motion to slam
>>344085776
slam
jam
thank you ma'am
>>344086352
>>344085825
Who do we switch out for?
>>344086490
game over on purpose
>>344085776S L A M
>>344086490
bane
>>344086579
What attack do we use?
>>344086717
horn attack
>>344086717
Blizzard
>>344086812
>>344086825
Do we switch out? If not, what move do we make?
>>344086991
stay in
blizzard
>>344086991
Stay and blizzard dat fool
>>344087090
>>344087110
Do we switch out for Gengar? If not, what attack do we use?
Also, what time would be better for tomorrow? 4 PM or 6 PM EST?
>>344087341
yes
switch to lady gaga and confusion
>>344087341
6 PM probably. It's too bad these threads aren't getting more attention, since they have to compete with the Spore thread next door
>>344087567
I defeated her. Sorry I did that without uploading screenshots, I really have to go somewhere right now.
>>344087826
Yeah, but hey, we still have people here from the first thread, which is awesome. So I'll start tomorrow at 6PM, so look out for that, but I've gotta go now.
>>344088002
alright
see ya then OP
>>344088002
Thx for the thread Opie!
i think this is a good time for a tactical retreat.
try the Run! command