SGDQ 2016 - Sanic Block
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Now: Sonic 06
Next: Metroid Zero Mission
Later: DKC3
gamesdonequick.com/schedule
NOW LOADING
Undertale when?
nth for Dax's sexy voice
WHEN RUNESCAPE
Can I get a list of words the cucks banned for "safety" in Twitch chat?
The ones I know are:
>Fat
>Cringe
>Triggered
If you reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
MEMES
2
YOU!!!!!
I'm interested in this
Nth for L O A D I N G
>>344048636
why does dax sound like a 40 year old black guy
>Ducktales dev donates during a different game
Why would anyone do this?
KILL THE SAVED ANIMALS
Dax should voice Bulls in cuck hentais.
>loading simulator
So what happened during the Ty the Tasmanian Tiger run?
FEEL THE P A I N
What are the hot new memes of SGDQ 2016?
>no skybilz
>no big jon
>no trihex
>no caleb
>no darkspinesonic
>no mexican runner
>no sylux
>no shadowjacky
>no werster
>no vegeta running
>cosmo is a tranny
>>344048817
He was donating for Good Ending incentive. They lock incentives before the game starts.
>>344048842
SAVE THE FRAMES KILL THE MEMES!
Post yffw Chibi comes into SGDQ with an uzi and body armor.
best gdq run ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzs0dEE_9A4
>>344048817
A) Maybe he's busy later and can't watch live
B) He specifically donated for an incentive for the game
Is it true that most of the donations get pocketed by the organizers and don't go to charity?
i want a cute boy to watch sgdq with
STANDING
>>344048791Garnet?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467831416673.webmfucking sonic
All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now.
So what was the worst run so far?
>>344048889
>>344048875
source?
>>344048910
>implying he even has money to get there in the first place
>>344048791
Legit one of the best runs
>fun
>impressive skill from the runner
>it went to shit and wasn't the runner's fault
>sotn is just fun to watch
>>344048962
Ty.
>>344048857
>Donation incentive for pacifist run
>Target was a thousand or so
>Target met
>Runner ignores incentive and goes on a killing spree
>>344048962
Ty easily
>>344048753
Toby's finally taken notice of his autistic ways and is letting up his spoiler ban.
Hopefully agdq, 'cause those runs are actually pretty cool.
>>344048943
HERE I REALIZE
>>344048962
ty the tasmanian tiger
not even close, its even worse than the left4dead2 run last year
> 1 hour speedrun
> 20 minutes loading
why do they run this piece of shit?
>>344048889
Me on the right
>>344048890
>wanting to watch the same people who have done the same runs since 2012/2013
Part of the problem
>Is Elise really the one?
What did he mean by this?
>>344048857
$5000 pacifist incentive met, but the runner fucked up and realized his mistake and continued to fuck up, also lead programmer for the game donated and the runner continued to shit on the game's code he also fucked up early on
>>344048972
ESA
>>344049006
>>344049010
>>344049021
>>344049037
>he didnt even watch the bioshock run
if you think ty run was bad, wew lad
>>344048910
GIT OUTTA MAH HOUSE
MAH GDQ AIN'T MUCH BUT IT'S ALL I'VE GOOOT
>>344048753
Next AGDQ
why is runner so fucking proud of himself?
>everything i say i cannot stop laughing xD
>>344048957
>face cam getting smaller every year
>>344049006
>>344049021
>>344049037
What happened?
Best run so far?
Feels run is pretty high also
![6714f2ec74f208034c4479715bbd0ba5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SFX0UDq.jpg "6714f2ec74f208034c4479715bbd0ba5[1]")
>>344048890
All according to keikaku
speedrunning will be finished
>>344048910
>doesn't know how to turn safety off
>forgot to load the gun anyway
>nobody reports him out of pity
Do Sonic games still use the Hedgehog Engine?
I'd imagine taking the time to make and name an engine specifically for this hedgehog would be the one they use from here on out.
Guy in the middle of the couch is manspreading both the nerds to edges of the couch.
>>344049114
Good, this pussy dev needs to let go
>>344049132
Jedi Academy, SA2, Sonic 06 are candidates to me.
>>344048889
>>344049101
Bioshock run wasn't bad tho.
Ty was definetely bad as in a bad quality speedrun and not bad as in "i didn't like it so that means its bad"
Who is the guy with deep voice on the couch?
>>344049174
"OH BABY"
The commentary is pretty decent for this run.
>>344049082
r boi
hurry up and play dkc3
>>344049209
TAKE A BATH
>>344048962
All of them.
>>344049126
I fucking hope Twitch gets their head out of their asses and allows multiple views for streamer.
I'd be grateful to put the game on one screen and the facecam either on my other screen or off entirely.
>>344049131
there was a donation incentive for a pacifist run that was met, the runner ignored it and killed anyway. But to make up for it, he thought donating a dollar for every killer would make it ok. That's how big of a dickhead that guy was.
And he shit on the devs the whole run even after they donated $500 during the run.
>>344049240
>ignores and mocks donation incentive
>loads modded cutscene
>made pedo jokes multiple times
how is that not worse than ty
how come whenever a black guy appears on screen people have to spam the tirhard emote? they are ironically trying too hard to be racist.
>>344049131
$4000 donation incentive for pacifist run. He blatantly ignores it, says he couldn't go full pacifist anyway, and says he'll donate a whole dollar for every kill he does to make up for it.
Lead programmer donates mid run, he ignores it and then shits on the programming seconds later.
He ran the game for five years, and still played like shit. barely made his estimate.
Made snarky, asinine comments to donators mid-run.
Never shut the fuck up. Ever. Couch talked like twice.
>>344049082
>>344049187
I can feel the fun resonating from these webms
>>344049259
Sonic runs are usually pretty good.
>>344049101
bioshock was fine because the runner wasn't literally autistic
>>344049354
shut up
This is so entertaining, why aren't they doing Shadow and Silver's stories too? No glitches?
>>344049189
Yeah, but that's mostly a lighting/graphic engine. They use Havok.
>>344049354
Haven't you got some watermelon to steal?
DUDE
NICE
ARRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN
GOTTA GO FAST
>That's never happened before
06 STRIKES AGAIN
DOOR STUCK
>>344049385
His Wolfenstein run was fucking boring though.
le sonic 06 face
And that's why Sonic 06 is bad lady and gents
what caused that i looked away for a sec
Fucking amazing.
>>344049403
Make me, bitch.
lol nice game retards
WHAT IS THIS?
ROLLING AROUND
>this has never happened before
this autist has ran like this game like 500 hours in his life, he's fucking lying
Sonic 06, even 10 years later, finds new ways to disappoint.
That getting stuck was amazing.
>>344049516
WHAT IS MY LIFE
>That's never happened before
I WANT TO BE A BIG GAY HEDGEHOG SPINNING FOREVER
>>344049508
Everyone share your favorite American Psycho quote
>>344049327
>>made pedo jokes multiple times
that's why. Also Ty
>completely ignored donation incentive
>whined constantly throughout the run
>insulted the devs the moment they donated
>didn't even play all that well.
holy shit
>>344049189
06 originally did, but then they got rights to the Havok engine and the idiots decided they had to utilize its ultra cool physics and spent half the game dev time working on Silver's Psychokinesis as opposed to sonic's speed and platforming, as well as game structure.
SONIC HE'S NUMBER ONE
THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!!
did anyone do a cum tribute?
>>344049435
Nope. Do you?
Am I ruining you guy's ebin racist maymays or soemthing?
>>344049586
I can do a thousand now
>>344049586
I have to take back some laser discs
What happened with Ty? I missed it.
>its a darkspinessonic has seen it before episode
>>344049703
Ah sorry I forgot you didn't understand proper English
Bix nood?
>>344049538
I've played MH3U for 530 hours and only a few weeks ago did I find out you could change the trim color of your armor.
>>344049727
idk why this made me laugh so hard
>>344049765
read
the
thread
>>344049586
>I'M HERE TO CHEW ASS
>>344049082
>tfw will never experience the 2013 agdq ever again
shoutout to ennopp who plays the piano at these parts
>>344049765
read the thread
>>344049586
You can leave nachos in the microwave for that long.
>>344049586
>Listen, John, I've gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.
>>344049858
special shout outs to keeta who always gives shout outs to ennopp during this cutscene
>>344049765
Based runner told all those pussies where to shove it and did his own thing.
>>344049834
i'm starting ssa
singaporean speedster assembly
it's gonna be better than gdq and esa
>>344049354
even the guy in the emote doesn't mind
http://ask.fm/trihex/answers/119066915888
>>344049082
See this actually looks fun
Were the fuck is the fun in today?
>>344049963
is that eggman
>>344049586
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark
is it just me or did they rip off the Dragons Dogma soundtrack in Sonic06?
Pretty sure I just heard the Cassardis Theme in the middle of the "OST".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OxxlTgvydA
>>344049354
The same reason if anything resembling a cat appears they spam CoolCat
>There's a person who played this game for 7 years
3 of them gone wasted on loading screens.
>>344049082
That bonus stream was fucking legendary.
>>344049082
if you were to say the word 'faggot' on the stream today, you would be banned, quarted, hung, and fucking ate alive
have they been to back the game?
>>344050000
Yeah, but it's still fucking retarded.
>>344049971
>its a British nationalism episode
you can't get back in, chinese fags won't let you
>japanese runners cucking america twice in the same stream
ebin
>>344050013
>I'll get you sonic!
>>344050000
>quads
Well shit. I guess he really doesn't.
>>344050094
>>344049354
Why are you bothered by something so petty? Jesus, what a baby.
>>344050031
>Did they rip off a game made in 2009
Anon, think for a moment please. for your sake.
>>344049971
>singaporean speedster assembly
Singaporeans are funny as fuck. I hope this is real.
vid related https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOpkRX17ZUY
It feels like the runner and black shirt guy have mixed up their voices
>>344049082
>so much fun
Why did it have to end /v/?
>>344050000
Quads confirm
The Ratchet & Clank run this year was amazing
What was the run where it was updating to windows 10 in the middle of it?
>>344050054
How the fuck would anyone be alive after being hung and quartered
>>344050031
>did they rip off the Dragons Dogma soundtrack in Sonic06?
Did you really just ask that?
>>344049403
lewd
moar
The music of this game does not deserve to be this good.
>>344050094
>twitch chat
wow you dont say
>>344050223
bioshock
NEVER
EVER
>>344050031
Sonic 2006
>>344049354
nigger
>>344049586
..where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one's taking pleasure in love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term "generosity of spirit" applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire-meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. Surface, surface, surface was all that anyone found meaning in...this was civilization as I saw it, colossal and jagged...
>>344050245
Are you underage? Sonic games always have great music. Even if the gameplay is absolute shit, everybody expects excellent music.
PC PORT BEGGING LIVE
>>344050245
Sonic music is inversely proportional to how good the game is.
Also best speedkill coming uo.
>>344050205
same reason everything good ends
money
>>344050189
I am not a baby. You don't even even have to reply to my posts. And why everybody so negative on site? Why do you enjoy insulting people? Are you depressed or something.
MASAKA!?
Why did they start calling Robotnik as Eggman in the games?
>that voice
could it be https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGbhJG0sogQ
>>344050356
Sega in general is known for their music above all else. The one thing Nintendo will never trump them in.
what
>>344049586
...there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist. There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed. I still, though, hold on to one single bleak truth: no one is safe, nothing is redeemed. Yet I am blameless. Each model of human behavior must be assumed to have some validity. Is evil something you are? Or is it something you do? My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this-and I have, countless times in just about every act I've committed-and coming face-to-face with these truths, there is no catharsis. I gain no deeper knowledge about myself, no new understanding can be extracted from my telling. There has been no reason for me to tell you any of this. This confession has meant nothing...
>that final boss
>>344050415
NA-NANI?
>yfw it's not over
C H O K E D
H
O
K
E
D
>>344050430
He was always Eggman in Japan.
Robotnik was a SoA thing.
>>344050430
localization mishaps in adventure or something
>>344050000
>TriHard = EBT Cards Accepted For Turbo (no space)
kek
>>344050430
Robotnik was an American thing
DENIED FAGGOT
>>344050370
>>344050356
Well anon...there are exceptions...
NO FUN ALLOWED
>ridiculously ahead of schedule
>they don't want glitch expos
>literally begging to show more shitty sonic on stream
GIVE THEM THE TIME YOU FUCKS
THESE PEOPLE SAVED THIS TRAINWRECK OF A SHOW
>wait 1 minute to get an okay for a 30 second thing..
>>344050430
Robotnik is eggman grandfather, he died, eggman took place.
>>344050430
It was allways Eggman to begin with
>>344050460
>>344050415
EHH NANDATTE
>>344050430
Sega of America were a pretty dumb company
>the Saturn is not our future
>literally begging like a child
sonic fags are the worst
>>344049586
>"check these dubs" was my favorite part
>LITERALLY HAD TO FUCKING BEG THEM TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF FUN
END SGDQ
END IT
DISMISS IT, ITS ALL CANCER
>>344050036
and he's black.
>Room pressures the staff into doing it
Good. Fuck the GDQ staff.
run was so good, who runs this shitty sgdq fucking retards
wew finally gave them time jesus christ
>10 minutes under estimate
>We don't have time
What the fuck is this ?
this sonic shit was so good
please let them show more
He was under estimate why isn't there time?
![tumblr_nlc06lQsnt1tdpa0no1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/2a23aZZ.gif "tumblr nlc06lQsnt1tdpa0no1 500[1]")
>>344050504
>>344050461
But it was a great run and I want to see more
look at those blacks
>They skipped the Robotnik escape scene
>below estimate by 10 minutes
>not enough time to show a 30 sec trick
literally no fun allowed
>9 min before estimate
>had to beg to do a quick trick
>>344050504
I immediately regret my statement.
GOD BLESS THE CROWD AND THE MAN FOR HAVING BALLS TO KEEP THE BOX ALIVE
something autistic
>have amazing run
>initially deny glitch request
Nah, fuck you GDQ.
>30 seconds
>but 2 minutes of loading screens
BANNED FOR LIFE
>>344050460
KISAMA!
Staff BTFO
>denying a good runner who put on a fun show the chance to show off one trick thatd take 30 seconds
NO
FUN
ALLOWED
>>344050480
>>344050491
>>344050430
fun fact: robotnik in slavic languages means a physical labour worker
>they weren't actually going to give them the extra time even though they were under estimate
>romscout (oldboi) biffed a memerun and wasted 10 extra minutes
epic
>>344050541
unn, nandemonai.
>its 10 minutes under estimate
>still get denied
No fun allowed, at least the audience managed to pressure in.
>>344050430
American localization. Which was retarded back then.
wow the box that levitates, seen it a billion times
>runner, couch, and crowd blew the no fun brigade the fuck out
I wonder if he realizes he'll never be allowed to run a game at a GDQ again
>begging to have fun
GDQ is officially dead
NO TIME, WE HAVE TO GET IN MORE INTERVIEWS, AND SHOW AN EMPTY ROOM FOR15 MINUTES WHILE WE READ GENERIC DONATION COMMENTS
>>344050503
>>344050529
>>344050531
>>344050561
B
T
F
O
Sonic always wins, baby
How does that even work?
QUALITY CHINK PROGRAMMING
>>344050665
NANISORE
That reminds me of the rocket chest in OoT
sick. fun run
Best run of SGDQ 2016. Way to go, Sonicfags. You saved this piece of shit marathon.
>>344050716
his planet needs him dude
>>344050716
First you take shit codding, add a little of senseless physics and finish it with a incomplete game.
Damn I'm bummed, arrived just for the last boss.
>>344050716
Good engines do that to your game
>>344050716
spin creates a low pressure zone above the crate that suctions it upward
METROID P[RIME MUSIC
>>344050561
It's okay when you are as cute as runner
>Finished 10 minutes early
>Denied
And here I though last year was nazi shit.
>>344050756
Go on
Never heard of this
That was a good speedrun.
>half the audience gets up to go back to the cuckparty
>>344050597
you got to have time to shill products and read donations brude.
>>344050679
Damn it sure is a good thing that everyone in the world has also seen the exact same videos you have!
SA2 and 06 were great. Quality shit for once.
Sonic saves speedrunning again
>use a normal move while standing on a box
>start ascending
How do you even
>>344050732
Japan is actually shit at programming. They only care about making loli character models in their games.
>>344050716
The spinning creates negative air pressure which generates lift. It's actually possible in real life, it's the same way a helicopters rotors work. Only Bruce Lee has actually managed it though.
When the fuck are they going to reduce set up times? Also NO FUN ALLOWED
Rate that run/10
>engaging, fun runner that has actually shit to say
>couch crew that sprinkles ingame knowledge along with running knacks in
>a little bit of banter without degenerating into memeing
This is how this shit has to go down.
>>344050741
PURURIN
>>344050597
It's technically behind schedule because of the other runs
Sonic games speedruns are pretty much the only speedruns I like, they're much more fun to watch than some other games
Who's the hot milf in the white pants?
>my wife's son
>People just showed up for the Sonic block now they're going back to hotel room gangbangs
>>344050828
nigga it was at another gdq
That was a great fucking run, no fun brigade BTFO
Did KOTOR runners dad just congratulate him on melting down the brains of 60000 watchers for 1.5 hours?
>>344050875
SHINE
>>344050871
FUN ALLOWED/10
>>344050871
haaha le funny facebook image meme
>>344050853
And god bless them for that.
>>344050917
... cosmo
the cool meme stream machine gang plotting who to expel from the group
>>344050943
Damn it sure is a good thing that everyone in the world has also seen the exact same videos you have!!
>>344050810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrlqoGO2-BE
go to 3:00 if you want just rocket chest
>>344050917
That's a guy..
>>344050871
This is how it should be/10
>>344050917
That's me. Don't hit on me you silly autists xD
>>344050853
Hope they keep it up then. We need more lolis in gaming.
When's best Sonic?
>>344050917
better question is who is the blonde in the top left with that the phat booty
It's even funnier when more people do it.
>>344050917
>that
>hot milf
you guys are so fucking thirsty it's actually fucking pathetic
>>344050871
8/10
>>344050871
DSS Saw it/10
Why does the donation amount look so small?
>>344050917
You mean the one on the left? Cosmo
So how good of a remake is Zero Mission?
>>344051024
interesting
thanks
>>344050871
9.5/10
>>344051062
Sonic Adventure or Sonic Shuffle
>>344050871
9/10 tbqh
>>344050917
dunno but been checking her out all the time
wish she would sit closer to cam :>
>>344051062
not this year. sonic blocks over.
>YFW they ban the runner, the couch and the entire audience for daring to want to have some fun at a GDQ and going against Uyama's no fun brigade
>>344051108
Good
>>344051108
bretty gud.
Added part at the end is hit or miss.
>>344051062
next year
>/v/ likes the older GDQs only because they can curse and say shit like faggot and gay
the older GDQs were better, but not because of that shit
>>344050871
Event saved/10
how is our boy Chibi doing?
>>344051108
Super great, I'd recommend it any day. It heavily encourages sequence breaking & good skills.
>>344050603
>He was under estimate why isn't there time?
It makes the AGDQ staff feel important.
>>344050871
dude/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9MfZjzEbo
Whose fucking dad is on the couch?
>>344051087
GDQ is dying, there's also been a very low amount of viewers
>>344051108
its the best metroid. Right behind super.
>>344051213
Bad. Check his twitter and scroll down a bit.
>Mods finally ban animeposters
>Thread quality improves a hundredfold
Not even joking when I say that if we could unmake anime, /v/ would become the best website on the internet.
muted
>MSF PROPAGANDA
STOP THIS
Did someone run Sonic Generations? Goddamn I love that game.
lol dabbing so epic
Is sanic a dead franchise? Seems like they've struck out too much since Dreamcast era
What was the softlock glitch? I missed it.
>frog
>>344051201
It's not those things specifically but just the fact that the general atmosphere was loose and fun. People speaking more freely was a part of that.
>>344051108
It is nothing like the original, Super Metroid is more of a "remake"
It also invented the zero suit, aka the ruination of Samus
That being said it's a very good game
>>344051108
Pretty fucking good, one of the better Metroid games for sure
>>344051160
That's at least 20 lashings from the kike god Uyama himself.
HOLY SHIT THE ROOM LOOKS SO DIFFERENT.
>>344051087
SGDQ is always a smaller event
>>344051108
Incredibly good, I think it's the second best Metroid game.
OH OUI
BONJOUR
>>344051213
fuck off chibi
>They were going to not allowed fun for this
Nobody fucking cares.
>>344051160
Uyama hasn't organized SGDQ in years
this is why he was almost not allowed
grandpa has to shill
fuck this event
more than half marathon went by
only 300k
success
Sonic speedruns are just normally playing a sonic game
>>344051251
AGDQ2016 did well though.
>>344051247
mine
Did that autist really say "thanks, bitch" before?
FUCK THIS GUY
>or political beliefs
>but heh let's not accept money from countries that dont take in refugeees
GET
FUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
>>344051251
>GDQ is dying
Good
>>344051083shit taste
>MSF
Konami lawsuit when?
>scam charity over cancer research
Fuck this
Me on the couch
Plz respond.
What are the must-watch runs so far?
The evil counsel... is french?
>>344051108
The original is bad enough that the remake is needed
>fucking password system
>only way to heal is slowly farm enemy tubes
what game is the MSF guy gonna run
HON HON HON
Who's the old guy?
I WONT SCATTER YOUR DONATIONS TO THE HEARTLESS SEA
>>344051396
HE SAID "THANKS GLITCH" STOP THIS NOW
DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS SUPPORTS ISIS
YOUR DONATIONS ARE LITERALLY GOING UP IN SMOKE
YOU FUCKING
T E R R O R I S T S
>>344051445
dying
>No Generations
>No Unleashed
>No Rush
>No Colors
>>344048947
fuck, that was annoying.
>>344051317
This is how the camera should look, of course, with the runner in view as well
>>344051270
Really? I don't mind anime at all, it's good, but fucking degenerate animeposters shit up these threads. Based mods.
>>344051067
>>344050917
Even better question - how the fuck are you people so terribly thirsty?
>>344051445
Peace Walker
>>344050917
How the fuck is that a milf? Unless you're a lesbian that likes women that look like men I really don't understand.
>>344051243
Dear god... Was this real or is this a compilation thing?
>um vee are very patient
you sound like you vant to suck the fun from the event.
>last year 1.2m
>barely at 300k
>but we can beat it xDDD
>>344051396
no he said "thanks dick"
>>344051465
TAKE A BATH GLITCH
>speed gamers
>>344051431
Or the most autistic runs.
Doctor Dad is my husbando
>>344051431
RATCHET AND CLANK
>doctors without morals
MmMmMmMmmmm just tell me how I can send this money straight into the hands of ISIS! fuck western society!
>>344051450
A shiller.
>>344051423
>pcf
>cancer research
no
>>344051362
Get that stupid slut bitch outta here. Fucking useless whore. I hate this bitch so much.
SPEED GAMERS
>>344051431
tropicle cheese
all zelda runs
sonic 06
>>344051251
statistically false
>>344051447
MH speedrun when?
>>344051476
the us government supported Al Qaeda
support radical sandpeople is the most american thing you can do
who /speed gamer/ here?
>>344051484
We had a Colors DS run
>>344051312
Semus exists soley to be filled with the fluids of many space monsters
i'm watching a terrorist give a propaganda speech on a videogames show where more than one autistic manchild has shown up to go fast
fuck this
>he thanked uyama
>>344050874
It also helps to have people with pleasant voices. This was a good run.
Unlike Squeaky Mcgee's RE2 run last night. Jesus, was that ever horrible.
>>344051423
>cancer research
CAncer "awareness" m8
not research
>>344051521
Most donations come in last day
>>344049354
Because there used to be an emote called BrainSlug. People nicknamed it BigNig because the Nig was really Big. Nig got butthurt and changed it into an acutal brainslug.
Later on, TriHex got an emote for "reasons" and now people use it as the sub for BigNig.
>>344049327
cry some more, faggot
redpill me on msf
>>344051521
Not saying they'll beat it - but it was literally the start of the work week you know...
>>344051431
Hagane is short and cool as fuck
>>344051521
one shill from markus "windows 10" persson ought to do the trick
Cute accent desu
Why exactly would I want to donate to a charity that helps ISIS combatants?
>breaking 1.2 mil
HAHAHA NO
Red pill me on doctors without borders /v/, why are they so bad?
>>344051590
Could you even do an MH speedrun in under 5 hours, I'm talking just beating offline H rank.
>>344051558
who cares mate isis is fun i hope the world burns
>>344051517
>Was this real
Yeah it's real you donut
>>344051590
>MH speedrun comes on
>20 hour estimate
GAMING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY FRENCH DOUGH
>tfw these feels from some beaner on a cumstained ragged couch in a sweat-smelling gray room
a tldr of what gramps is talking about pls tnx
>>344051243
that's fuckign hilarious
>>344051431
Blindfolded SOTN
>>344051431
Flintstones and Ty
>>344051476
I've seen you post this several times and never provide sources.
>>344051590
It wouldn't be the LONGEST speedrun (Hello Baten Kaitos 100%) but fuck. You NEED some decent equipment to make dents into what would qualify as final bosses, and that alone is RNG hell.
>>344051484
anon, why don't you start speedrunning those then. we need more sonic runs
>>344051661
Big Boss started it to help realize the Boss' vision.
>>344051661
Big Boss did nothing wrong
>Speedgamers instead of speedrunners
>E-gamers instead of pro players
Why do normies never get the words right reee yada yada
>>344051590
Some retard did one of MHFU. Never mind that proper drops will change the time by like 5 hours to 20.
>>344051560
I CAN SEE NIPPLES
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>344051558
They're doctors mate, not terrorists. The money goes to help people.
>>344051431
Tropical Freeze
Flintstones
Momodora
Demon's Crest
>>344051706
i realize i should have finished the video first before posting that
>>344051676
The Friday drunks will help rake in another 200k, no doubt about that.
>>344051697
the 4U category is village shaggy in 4 hours
>>344051661
It's actually a great organization. Worked with them two years ago during the summer. Probably one of the best charities to donate to if you want the most bang for your buck in terms of actually helping people.
I mean /v/ hates it, just consider that.
>>344051721
>thanks
There.
>>344051693
THE AGE OF DONATIONS IS OVER, BURIED ALONGSIDE UYAMA AND HIS BANKRUPT BELIEFS. A DETERRENT FOR HIRE A, A SPEEDGAME WITHOUT BORDERS. FROM NOW ON OUR ONLY HEROES WILL BE TASBLOCKS
>>344051693
They set up hospitals for ISIS.
>Instead of supporting people with cancers around the world
>We instead use SDGQ to support MSF who have a track record for taking care of and keeping alive ISIS and Terrorist in the Middle East
I am not donating my money to support killers
>>344051423
pcf is all but a cancer research charity.
It's even probably the only cancer charity that doesn't give a single cents to research.
>>344051661
They buy little girl slaves from ISIS, remove their limbs, eyes and cut the nerves in their tongues, and sell them as living onaholes around the world
guys! give me a PogChamp for metroid!!! PogChamp
>>344051270
No one got banned
Can someone give me a summary of notable runs/events so far? I know of:
>Dude's Crest
>Bioshock wrong ending and Windows 10 scare
>Ty that Tasmanian Trainwreck
>>344051521
http://irc.alligatr.co.uk/sgdq15/
http://irc.alligatr.co.uk/sgdq16/
not that much of a difference from last year desu senpai
>>344051750
they dont care nigger, theyre kind of obligated to say something though when they get a million dollars from some sweaty nerds.
This guy walks up to your girlfriend and starts doing jumping jacks.
What do you do?
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>344051108
The original Metroid is a fucking chore to play.
>Samus is slow and floaty
>enemies are fast and deadly
>every other room is a platforming challenge with tiny stepping stone platforms above a pool of acid or lava, all while dickass enemies swarm around you and can knock you off which is guaranteed to kill you
>hidden upgrades are in stupid as fuck positions that are nigh impossible to find in a blind run
>your first objective is running the pain gauntlet to Ridley or the shitty maze to Kraid
>if you die on your way to either boss, you are put back at the beginning of the area with no help and have to slowly platform your way back through after farming health again
>when you have defeated both bosses, cry because you're not even close to done with the game
worst game I've ever played
At least ZM is playable
>>344051590
impossible seeing as it'd take like 20 hours for any game.
maybe one of those felyne spinoffs.
I wish to be her hands
>>344051251
They keep recycling the same lineup while shuffling the more interesting and desirable games into the dead-zone. It's become less a ragtag group running a charity and more a heavily moderated wankfest that keeps trying to recycle the same tired Super Metroid gimmick every event.
You all need to be careful running around with all that edge.
>>344051312
The zero suit could have been good if it had remained like it was in zero mission. Zero Mission is all around really great, the zero suit section was fun and well-made.
>>344050031
(You) make me feel so good.
>>344051661
they fund ISIS to help create a region where muslims can live without dealing with problematic things like "morality" "freedom" "equality" or "democracy"... an islamic caliphate
they're just following big mohammed's dream and making it a reality
>>344051807
>all arabs are isis
/pol/ please
>>344051742
I'm not autistic enough to dedicate my being to fast.
>>344051661
they literally have "sans frontieres" in their name
>>344051869
viewers are up like 40% though
>>344051270
Anime poster lead to trap poster lead to degenrates erping lead to someone posting their """""""feminine""""""" dick in the thread derailling it completely.
>>344051521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-HyaGDyrwo
https://horaro.org/sgdq/2015
look at this - at the same time since the start of the marathon, this one is only 40k behind
so stop spreading bullshit
>>344051750
>speedrunners
>these fat fucks barely move, let alone run
>speed gaming shows its gaming, speed focused
>pro players is vague as fuck, could be a PUA term for all we know
Face it, this spic is more meta than you
>>344051865
>Ty that Tasmanian Trainwreck
explain
>>344051886
I'd probably give him a weird look similar to one of Caveman's.
>>344051558
>Fuck the West!
>Probably has 1tb worth of anime pictures
>>344051987
t. doctors without borders ceo
>>344051978
can't believe they ripped off Undertale
>>344051953
>Still no sources
>>344051431
>What are the must-watch runs so far?
>>344051886
I'd really prefer it if you were quiet.
>>344051886
Slap his ass
>>344051769
>t. mohammed al-shill-al-jihad
fuck off back to your muslim hellhole and stop shitting up the thread thanks
>>344051715
What did he mean by this?
i love you
>>344051243
this is fucking great
>>344051750
Why the fuck do you not know the latin name of thousands of diseases like he does?
>>344051904
I'll be making a couple webms of her once the next game starts.
>>344051661
>aid people from muslim countries
>those people then go on to join a terriost group
>>344051865
some dude beat castlevania symphony of the night blindfolded, with some spaghetti of course.
came here expressly to acknowledge the saviors of agdq 2016
>>344051661
They collaborate with ISIS, enough said
>>344052023
There was a "pacifist run" donation incentive for it which was reached, he didn't do it and made "funny" comments about how he wasn't doing it during the run, like when he killed enemies
>>344051778
>Demon's Crest
but there were like 10 other snes games of the same genre
what makes this one great?
Gentlemen, how do we make GDQ great again?
I AM TOMBA THE MIGHTY
>>344051893
git gud
>>344051682
He won't donate because he's angry at twitch
Greetings from Germany, first time watcher, long time donater.
I've been watching SGDQ with my wife's son in the living room and having a blast while my wife watches upstairs.
Here's to saving those frames and killing those animals.
HOYP
>>344052134
they collaborate with everyone.
that's the point.
the more I hear /v/ talk about MSF, the more im convinced its a pretty good organization
>>344052128
forgot pic lmfao
>>344052187
DUDE
>>344051560
source?
>>344051108
It's fantastic, especially when compared to the original
>>344052187
Dude
>>344051431
Expand Dong Tropical Freeze
Castlemania Symphony of the Night Blinded Non-functional Controller Edition
>>344051431
Super Meat Boy
>Caveman doing Klonoa
Literal best taste in games t b h
>>344052190
Remove yourself you degenerate piece of shit.
>>344052190
Let the audience pressure the GDQ staff everytime.
>>344052231
Aye, gotta spread the caliphate somehow.
>>344051865
The Flinstones fag that got mad at the announcer.
>>344052023
I only passively watched the first half before going to bed, but:
>donation incentive for pacifist run
>several huge donations at the last minute push it over the edge
>runner constantly forgets or doesn't care about the incentive and kills lots of enemies, tries to make up for it by donating $1 per kill
>lead programmer of the game donates
>runner ignores the donation and shit talks the game's programming
>mitch banned
why? too famous?
>>344051898
I could actually speedrun MH really fast. Probably get to the end of guild high rank in 5 hours or so, which is endgame in Freedom 2.
Problem is, I don't know how to record it. I don't want to rely on RNG. And I sure as hell don't give a fuck about saving the frames, I just know how to kill monsters really really fast.
>>344051953
>>344052134
Where did this meme came from?
>>344052252
dofus movie, after the credits
>>344052087
I'm sorry you think that way anon. I hope one day you look back on how you think today and laugh at yourself.
>>344052194
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>>344052190
remove conference room
go back to tiny office
>>344052231
it's either meming or children so american they can't understand the idea of impartiality
>>344051312
>aka the ruination of Samus
Oh not you people again. It's like the people who retroactively hate Fusion because it's the one that started the whole Adam thing.
>>344051769
Tell ISIS that when they taken them hostage
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT KIRBYMASTAH IS BACK
I kind of miss when GDQ was in a small room
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my urge to rape... and my hate for women... even my disgust for music. The haram I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our Islamic terror state... Together with YOU, Doctors Without Borders
>>344052348
not as bad as the MK8 "speedrun" from AGDQ
>>344052228
Then no one should raise money for them
>>344052340
the meme came from facts
>>344051865
Prompt is honestly the worst run that I've ever seen.
>>344052340
I heard about it online
Source: boards.4chan.org/v/
>>344052110
Alright make some nude edits while you're at it.
>>344052310
That announcer guy actually got stabbed later that day
Guess that's what he gets for calling the runner's daughter a 'little cock loving slut'
>>344051661
>a while ago
>"donate during SGDQs so your monies goes to something worthwhile like MSF instead of the prevent cancer foundation (AGDQs) for making brochures about preventing cancer and shit"
>today
>"hurr durr ISIS"
it's a meme
>>344052030
West literally created the east
>>344052459
Logic?
>>344052023
It's in the thread but here comes the airplane
>runner is a fat annoying sperg with no awareness
>he ignores a $4000 donation incentive for a "pacifist" run (which he explains, mid-run, that he's not killing any OPTIONAL enemies, but he still gets to kill any mandatory enemies. He then proceeds to kill optional enemies by mistake)
>forgets to pick up an item at one point, a one-minute loss; is generally shit at the game and almost goes over time
>calls himself a fraud constantly and his run stale in hopes that his self-deprecating humor can make him look like a good guy
>promotes his Twitch channel on air
>lead programmer at Krome, the studio that made the game, makes a $500 donation. Literally SECONDS after his comment is read, the runner makes a sarcastic remark about bad programming
new
>>344052482
>>344052316
no one gets banned unless they maliciously fuck shit up at the place
as for the runners like the Ty runner, they will never let him run any game at the marathon but I'm sure he'll be able to come next time
>>344051820
What's the fucking difference? Bad people will also benefit from advancement in cancer treatment.
>>344052110
keep us posted
GDQ by /v/ when?
>>344051715
>>344052091
>"God I wish those girls could see what a nice guy I am"
Do you think they will reach their milestone and reject 100 guys?
Where are the cute shirtless speedrunners.
>>344052485
I'm amazed they accepted that shit
can we start the next fucking run holy fucking shit i've been listening to metroid music for atleast 10 minutes so i know the games running what the fuck.
>>344051741
>You NEED some decent equipment to make dents into what would qualify as final bosses
explosive barrels deal a static amount of damage.
>>344052551
so he's banned
fuck off, GDQ has soft-banned literally dozens of runners, you act like the big names just started mysteriously disappeared from the list
>>344052348
how did the twitch chat look like?
>>344052190
>Less restrictions on banter
>Host it somewhere not in the center of nothing
>Better games
>>344052407
I didn't like fusion because everytime I wanted to progress through the game I had to read through 10 min of pointless dialogue.
Metroid Prime proved that it is not the way to have some exposition in that type of game.
>>344051682
notch isn't donating this year because twitch takes too big of a cut of donations
>>344052190
Only girls and trannies are allowed to run
>>344052529
Don't forget
>5 YEARS
>50 HOURS
>>344052657
>GDQ has soft-banned literally dozens of runners
Like who?
>>344052581
>people start raping each other and masturbating on screen
was silent hill worth watching?
>>344052657
Mitch is running Mario Maker.
>>344052476
Can you point me to those facts?
>>344052737
>fucking niggers
I didn't know people actually did this to themselves over there in the murricas.
>>344052340
They were running a hospital in IS controlled territory with IS insurgents in the hospital and cried bitch tears when the US dropped some bombs on it to kill the insurgents. It actually was a mistake but they really should have known better than to hole up with muslim militants
>>344052790
letsa go!
>>344052797
i was talking about the Ty runner
>>344052815
The facts are hateful and bigotted.
>>344052763
Can't rape the willing
>>344052660
more or less the same
>making webms again
>>344052701
that plus he's too busy being an edgelord faggot on twitter
>>344052959
HENRY YOU FUCK
Guys where is my boy? Why doesnt he stream?
>>344052998
>not being an sjw faggot is now "being an edgelord"
>>344052959
did he poop out an egg? haha
>>344052959
FUCKING OWNED
>>344052527
>save one persons life
>that one person takes ten other lives
See the issue?
>>344052440
What a unique opinion we haven't seen posted hundreds of times already this SGDQ
>>344052348
remember "basically" and tch?
>>344052701
https://twitter.com/notch/status/750656944160079872
Twitch doesn't take a cut of direct donations, the reason is:
>They want to make the money of porn streaming, allow more and more non-gaming after banishing us from justin, and have ZERO transparency
>>344053112
/v/ is so left-leaning now they'd even support ISIS.
>>344053059
He donated & mentioned how he couldn't make it.
>>344053059
couldnt come, but donated during the link between worlds run
Need a good laugh. Most autistic run so far?
>>344053160
The women and children too, I suppose?
Is this the game where you kill the animals????
Has anyone been kicked out of GDQ for doing something terrible yet?
>>344053426
the crash runner last year got kicked out right after his run
>>344053059
They killed him and buried his body in the woods to keep him from attending
>>344053495
I mean this GDQ.
>>344053495
What'd he do?
>>344049586
DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT
>>344053551
Not this gdq no
>>344053558
Made a lot of bad taste jokes about things like suicide and killing everyone at the event and triggered people
>>344052397
>impartiality
You're joking right? So should we also have a 'soup kitchen san frontieres' where we feed millionaires? Wouldn't want to be some close minded bigot excluding the rich minority right?
i wish the fag in the back would keep his chink mouth shut like his eyes
>>344053551
Oh sorry, I'm not sure about this year. I don't think so.
>>344049586
I have to return some videotapes.
>>344053284
You can't help women and children without helping terrorists? Wow, cooky world we live in.
Metroid has such good music
>>344053160
You're an incredible stupid person ain't you?
>>344053558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WqMMBBUMY
>>344053731
It's less about helping assholes and more about ensuring political climate doesn't interfere with helping unfairly villified people in the future
>>344053284
You talk like female jihadists are somehow unheard of.
>>344054008
See, they have so many places that they can help why bother helping people that are just going to bomb a building?
>>344051335
????
>>344054046
I managed about 13 seconds. Send help.
>>344054436
He said fuck off.
>>344054487
Back the fuck off?!!
>>344054117
Jesus christ. They help people in need. Do you think a terrorist walks into a hospital with blown off arm asking for help while saying he's going to blow up a building? Of course not. How the fuck should medical personal know that shit? It's not like they're fucking mindreaders.
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