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Why does picking up coins heal Mario?


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Why does picking up coins heal Mario?
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he's jewish
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>>344022864
It's another way to make them a desirable pickup, and the new health system needs some way to recover damage
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They're chocolate coins, he eats em
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>>344023019
The why is it that he can only carry 255 coins max?
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>>344022946
>Italian plumber
>Jewish
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>le /pol/ thread

haha simply epic!
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>>344022864
Because he runs into them
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Why does Sonic need atleast one ring to stay alive?
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>>344023407
Just like High Lord Wolnir, if he loses all of his rings, he succumbs to the abyss.
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>>344023253
>implying Italians aren't as greedy as jews
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>>344022864
he uses the coins for healing supplies and patches himself up
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>>344022864

His true name is Mario Adelberg Goldstein
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>>344023407
It's his food supply.
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>>344023407
He doesn't. He can survive without rings. He just needs to make sure that he doesn't get hit.
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>>344023680
What about chili dogs?
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>>344024206
That's just a meme.
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>>344023649

Underrated post
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Since it's an interesting/engaging mechanic, probably.
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>>344023020
I like this answer. It explains why he's so fat, and why wario is even fatter.
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>>344022864
He pays for mediceime with it
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>>344025605
medicine*
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>>344023649
Isn't his official name Mario Mario and his brother Luigi Mario?
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Italian Mario- collects jew discs
Jew Wario- collects garlic for Italian noodle salad
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>>344023167
I will answer that, but first we have to talk about random access memory capacities.
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>>344025317
then why are luigi and waluigi skinny as fuck
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>>344024258
It's canon now.
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>>344026979
Noone supposedly ever uses them, so they don't get any coins.
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>>344022864

wat. mario buys himself a clone at 100 coins it doesn't heal him.
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>>344027774
Anon, the 80s are almost 30 years ago.
It's time to move on.
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