How the hell do you manage to fuck up Pokemon?
I mean, seriously, what were they thinking?
>>344002602
>im-fucking-plying this isn't going to be one of the most successful Pokemon ever
The only good mobile game is Snake.
>>344002725
>going to be
It's out.
Go 'play' it and come back.
Is itfun_?
>>344003985
It is wat it is. Have you ever played Ingress? Is Ingress. With pokemons.
>>344004309
So it's fucking shit. What a surprise.
>>344004309
Whats ingress, does it have cute anime girls
>>344004356
Same makers, no anime.
>>344002602
The game is great. The problem is it is broken as fuck. I have to keep reinstalling the app to sign in and I can't encounter wilds any more.
>all the mad fat fucks that are complaining about having to leave the house to play the game
Try dropping about 200 pounds, OP.
>>344004437
There are people complaining about that? I thought it was pretty obvious how the game worked before release.
>>344004337
Ingress isn't shit, you are just a fatass.
Any way to play the game without leaving the house? No, I'm not fat.
>>344004437
No, people are mad that it's not actually a pokemon game. No fighting, no training and extremely limited and stupid catching.
>>344004437
how am I supposed to lose 50 extra pounds on top of my total body weight?
and most of all
>going out of my way
>for a fucking mobile game
What's more the game itself is just shit.
>>344004521
I'm a fatass with a bicycle in a country where everyone and their mothers ride bicycles.
Ingress has about as much depth as a preteen's cunt. Oh hardy hard look at me capturing this point so much fun. Let me just sit here and launch attacks at this thing until the thingy become my team's thingy. Then go somewhere else and repeat. So fun. Amazing.
The depth is staggering.
Ingress is shit you deluded fuck.
>>344004437
>>344004602
Top kek
>>344004602
just go out it is not that hard
>>344004704
That should be a good thing
Why would people want mobile games to kill real games
>>344002602
It's Ingress with Pokemon. We knew this since its announcement. Why people suddently act surprised? Your fault for not informing yourself. This was never meant to be a mainline full-fledged Pokemon game.
>>344002602
Tap tap tap
Tap tap tap tap tap
Tap tap taaap tap
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
>game was clearly going to be like Ingress from the start
>people are surprised when the game is like Ingress
Which team?
>>344004836
Im really surprised that people doesnt knows a shit.
>>344004727
Also the point of Ingress is making it kind of a Daily Basis, with people you know helping you and making a nice community that interacts between them.
Maybe you are autistic and that's why is boring for you
>>344004836
>they said it was going to be bad so you're not allowed to criticize it for being bad!
I expected them to actually do something with the concept fampai.
>>344004727
Ingress does sound like shit, but pokemon go has pokemon battles.
>>344002602
But its cooool to be a GaYmEeR now.
Everybodys cool and hot and liberal and Consensual CON OrGies XD
>>344005075
It's just that is not bad. Is the best augmented-reality massively multiplayer online location-based game
>tfw I'm not a normie that has mobile internet and don't leave my house all day
damn, if only I was reddit enough to enjoy this game :\
Welp, have fun getting raped without me
>>344005080
No it doesnt
>Fucking Haunter in my bedroom right away
>>344005161
>normie
>:/
Kill yourself
>>344005161
>normie
don't lie, anon.
is the server down now?
>>344005161
>:\
>raped
Seems like you're Reddit enough already.
>claim an open gym for myself
>put a level 200 pinsir in there
>come back 20 minutes later and some kid has beaten it with a level 80 Rhyhorn
How is that shit balanced? I went back and rekd him with a level 240 Kangaskan but it seems pretty stupid
>>344002602
They've always fucked up pokemon. Or well, they never actually tapped into the potential of the entire concept.
>>344005227
Well, there goes the only reason to play pokemon games.
>Have to enter credit card information to download the game
>>344005382
where the fuck are you downloading it from
>>344005075
>Ingress
>Bad
Kill yourself.
>>344005416
Australian AppStore
>>344005324
>level 200
Thats already fucking stupid
>>344005382
Nigger what
>>344005464
It's not level 200, but 200 combat points
>>344005452
I'm pretty sure you don't have to give any transaction details to download free shit from the App Store, but I haven't used an iOS device since like 2011 so it could've changed.
>>344005452
press "skip" you fucking plebian, it will still dl
>want a quick pokeymans fix to pass time before my buddy shows up
>download app
>why not drive 14 minutes to the nearest shops to collect some pokeballs?
This is not what mobile games are for.
>>344005681
>Why do I have to GO places in Pokemon GO?
Idk anon.
>>344005603
There is no skip
>>344005681
Mobile games are not for when you are out and on the go?
The only complaint I have with this game is the evolution system, besides that it's what I expected for a mobile game and I find it fun.
>>344005747
>applefags
I haven't played much, I have a Eevee, Spearow and a Charmander.
It seems like you just throw pokeballs and get pokemon? you dont have to beat the shit out of them anymore?
>>344005747
Yeah it's standard procedure when you're creating an Apple ID to have to put in credit card details.
Time to get an Android
>>344005324
Ground/Rock Rhyhorn beating the crap out of Bug Pinsir sounds completely normal.
What's the combat system like? I see pokemon having moves, but I'm still not level 5 and I doubt there are any trainer nearby.
Holy shit, Nintendo is full of fucking geniuses.
>the fanbase has molded into a pasty cluster of homebound neckbeards.
>Nintendo creates a game that requires movement to succeed.
>ALTERNATIVELY, people can purchase items to attract Pokémon to their location, i.e. their mom's basement.
>the cheeto dust blanketed manchildren spend their shekels to succeed at the game, so as to not disappoint their poker gods.
It's fucking brilliant.
>Pokemon GO
>Literally just GO outside
>>344005747
>he actually uses Cuckle devices
>>344005856
I went back and just clicked the screen till his Rhyhorn died. Combat system isnt that special.
You can only battle in the Gym
How intelligent are the geographic algorithms? Does it put Dark pokemon near public housing?
>>344002602
I'm actually interested in this. I'm already pretty active so it could be fun to add in a bit of extra shit to do when out cycling, and since I'm a field based rep I travel a lot anyway. Not had time to download it yet, but I have to ask
>Can I battle?
>With friends or just with people nearby?
>Are their gym battles?
>I hear that it's only out in Oz, whilst I know I can download the apk, is it limited in any other way?
>Is downloading the Oz apk going to cause issues updating further down the road?
>Is it buzzword?
>Any UK anons playing yet? If so, how populated is it?
>>344005856
Tap to attack
Wait until special ability is charged and then tap to use special ability
Different special abilities have different charge times
Swipe left or right to dodge attacks when enemy pookerman attacks you
>>344005860
If you think Pokemon of all franchises has a pile of neckbeards as fanbase, then you have some serious issues.
>want to try it own
>down own a phone
oh well
>>344002602
I tried installing it from the links provided in the previous thread, but my phone gives me an error and says it can't read the apk, does it mean an Xperia S can't handle the game?
>>344002602
if you play mobile games you deserve shit likes this
>>344005747
>apple
you have only yourself to blame
>>344005967
You can "battle" gyms by tapping the screen but there is no other kind of battle
>>344005747
>apple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>344005747
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=create+apple+id+without+credit+card+info
>that name isn't available
Artificial difficulty
SO why am I not seeing it on Play Store? Is it only NA?
>>344002602
>Not available in my country
>Download apk
>Get to the pokespot part
>Literally no spots in the whole country
THANKS TPCI
Some questions.
I don't live in Australia or NZ, so I installed it using the APK.
When the game release in my country, does the game still work normally like I downloaded from the store? Can I still get updates? Do I lose all of my save data?
>couldn't detect location
fuck I just wanted to play
>>344006067
>what is an android sdk?
not sure if the location services work correctly tough.
>>344006207
Australia and NZ only yet
Japan and NA soon
>>344004437
>going outside like autismo and catching pokemon
I see no nearby pokemon now but I have seen like 9 pokemons last hour.
Is it a server problem?
So you are saying without incense you have to go walk around outside to play a game?
so let me get this straight, I just walk around and collect pokeballs, throw them at pokemon and I get them?
To actually "play" the game I then need to go to a gym?
why bother?
>>344006318
Not him but I'm in AUS and it says it isn't available for me in the play store?
Is it only on IOS at the moment?
what the hell happens when you transfer a pokemon
>95 Hypno just now
holy fuck
>>344006236
I see 6 and haven't even left my home.Don't have mobile data, please no bully
>>344006345
still more dignified than sitting in front of your pc all day growing fat
>>344006363
why bother?
because it'sfun____.
>/v/ invaded by activision and bethesdrones
>suddenly literal casual garbage like pokemon Go is claimed to be the best game ever
like pottery
>>344006350
Im getting that too, as well as my friends
Does Pokemon Go require your phone having a gyro?
>>344006374
I had the same problem, search "pokemon GO play store" in google and you'll find it
How do you heal your pokemon without using potions, or is that the only way?
>>344006385
Professor gets it. Just a way of trashing doubles of pokemon you already have. You get an extra candy for doing it though.
A few questions:
Can I change the language? I don´t want the German pokemon names
How do I get the items to level up my pokemen?
How do I get coins?
>>344006421
Are you fucking blind no one has said this.
>>344005998
Brand recognition and reminiscing over the CCG and anime is normie. Actually playing the games in neck/legbeard territory.
>>344006417
>>344006421
Who claimed that?
Most people agree that it is fucking casual and the /vg/tards will flock onto sun and moon when it comes out.
Stop talking out of your ass.
>>344006468
Yeah I'm on the actual app page, but where the download should be it just says
"this item isn't available in your country"
>>344006374
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo&hl=en
Took me a while to find it. You'd think it would be near the top of the search results
>>344002602
>You just captured Pikachu!
>Tweet this!
>Post about it on Facebook!
>Post it on Reddit!
Millenials. It seems like your gaming future is full of literal shit.
You deserve this.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
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When you create an account it automatically signs you up for spam emails.
Turn it off in options if you're not into that.
how do I talk to that cunt willow again
>>344006525
you should know by now that a post opening with greentext, that isn't direct reply to someone, is worthless shit
>>344006646
its a fucking checkbox right next to the sign up button, if you miss that you deserve the emails. jesus christ.
>>344006421
>there's a thread about it so I'm going to assume that everyone loves it
like tapestry
>>344005860
Most of the people that I see playing are normal looking people.
>>344006638
it's a mobile game. do what the rest of core gamers are doing and ignore it.
Anyone know a safe site to get the apk?
FUG THERE'S AN ABRA HERE AND I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE FUCK
>>344005959
Dunno if this was just coincidence but there were water pokemon in a nearby park with a big pond.
>>344006638
Just a heads up if you're under 35 you are a millenial.
Social media shit is disgusting, though.
>>344006559
this is on the computer though but even on the phone it doesn't work. I've got the page open on my phone also.
I just caught a 88 CP gengar at the subway...it works pretty well considering i live in eastern europe. I also have like 2 gyms next to me and more than enough pokestops. I dont get why they dont release it in Europe too since the game is pretty much done
>>344006751
>installing app on computer and take computer with you to catch some pokemans with camera installed in monitor
>>344006751
It's region locked.
Just download the apk and install it manually, it'll work from there.
Why can't I see other players?
I want to battle.
Did jigglypuff anon actually die?
>>344006838
I guess I'll have to do that then, annoying since I'm actually in Australia but it doesn't seem to want to work.
How do I download this shit for Android?
So since I am on pay as you go because I am not a sociable normie who texts less than once a month, am I fucked? Concept seemed neat but not if I have to pay when I am not connected to my wi-fi.
>>344006849
Not in yet. Gym fights are. I'm hoping they'll add the feature along with more pokemon in later updates.
>>344006849
Considering the game JUST came out.
>>344006904
He fell asleep.
Why does it say that it failed to find my location when it clearly shows that I'm playing from my house, like literally.
Is this normal?
>>344006421
>/v/ being normalfag heaven
Other news at eleven
I hit level 5. How do I join a team? Go to a gym first?
>>344007121
Turn off mock location in your phone setting.
>>344006904
We haven't heard from him.
You're not a true Pokemon Master, until you fucking die for your pokemon.
>>344002602
>tell people this game it's just going to be ingress reskinned with pokemon
>OH ANON YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE
>it's ingress reskinned with pokemon
WHY DO YOU FUCKER NEVER LISTEN FOR FUCKING SAKE???
>>344007157
Oh wait I figured it out. You click on any gym you can see once you hit level 5.
>>344002602
So do you fight people at gyms and other players or am I always just gonna be tossing poke balls at shit?
>>344006472
Bumpan
>>344006904
What happen?
>>344006904
You live by Pokemon you die by Pokemon.
>>344002725
>collecting is going to your local hotspot and grinding it
>"battles" = swiping left/right to avoid attacks
>thats the entire depth to the game
It wouldnt have been that fucking hard to take the core gameplay of pokemon and add in this new collecting system. Not to mention it has next to zero social elements or any real gameplay at all.
The moment someone steals this idea but combines it with real world territory control its going to be the next Clash of Clans.
My work is a gym.
I'm going to defend that bitch and spend 100s of dollars to make it impossible or some shit.
>>344007162
I don't have it on though.
People are misinterpreting this as a game that's supposed to exist on it's own, instead of something that you can do while travelling to other places for unrelated reasons.
>>344007281
you fight them but it's hardly what you think, the two pokemon just bump each other until the pokemon with the biggest number and/or the correct type wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAvNoTe1xjg#t=13m
>>344007382
You mean Ingress?
>>344007193
>>344004602
lmao fatass
>>344007509
Ingress wasted its potential too
>>344007382
But anon, thats just Ingress
Why couldn't they have just included pokemon battles though? What's the real reason?
It seems like common sense to just fucking include an actual battle system,they would make so much money off of a microtransaction pokemon game but they left out the most important fucking part.
I live hood-adjacent.
I caught pic related in front ofA FRIED CHICKEN JOINT
GOTY
>phone apparently has android 4.0
>need android 4.4 to play pokemon go
I fucking hate mobile gaming
>>344007668
Actual battles would require more brainpower than your average phone user has.
>>344007668
Lazy as shit and knowledge it will sell like mad anyway
>>344006904
Yes but another anon caught a jigglypuff and nicknamed it after jiggly-anon's postnumber so its fine
>>344006638
>hentai sites will/have a "share to facebook" button in your lifetime
What a time to be alive
>All these people saying they're getting Pokemon in their homes w/o incense.
>Not a single patch of grass anywhere within 2 streets
How are you anons getting all the luck?
>>344007683
This one, wasn't it?
>>344007668
Because having people actually have to meet isn't really that great. It's very limiting.
>>344004727
>Ingress has about as much depth as a preteen's cunt
>>344007703
>2016
>still using ICS
Your fault for being too retarded to use small computers.
>>344006638
Millennials are well over 20. There isn't a name for the younger generation you're referring to yet but they're not millennials.
>>344007807
Not him but there is no need for that either, you could have the ability to fight people "near" you instead.
>>344007780
I had a rattata appear on my leg, it was freaky
>>344007773
porn sites already do and I'm fucking sacred of clicking it every time
>>344007780
The server is down for the moment. I haven't seen anything this hour.
>>344002602
is that from nintendo official
>all iv found are Rhyhorns and Geodudes
Fucking Australia
The game keeps saying that it can't detect my phone orientation so the AR doesn't work.
Is it because of my phone or the game?
>no battles
why even live
>>344007668
Because mainline Pokemon games still exist and they have depth if you get into it
This is mainly a time wasting, easy moneymaking app, that it's actually pretty cool for what it is
>>344002602
>He didn't play ingress
>>344002602
they should have recreated red in 3d years ago, i don't understand why this is taking so long
>>344004437
>running around with phone in front of your face
>hey anon what are you doing
>CATCHING POKEMON
>>344008068
Because the 3d games are awful. Go back to sprites.
>>344006067
i feel you
>this slow as grindy leveling
This game is all sorts of cancer
>There's a Jigglypuff in the woods close to my home
>all I saw where fucking Weedles
I'll be back tomorrow
I'll get that fucker, fuck
>>344008170
Just started playing it. Am in Canada so I downloaded the apk. There's literally a gym right where I start, at the 7/11.
>>344008170
That's why I do it at 3am when no one is awake to see me.
>>344008338
>bunch of fat neckbeards move into the 7/11 just to claim the gym
>>344006750
>tfw 30 this year
>too young to be taken seriously
>too old to have fun
Does their height and weight matter?
It would be awesome if it did, but I'm doubting it.
>getting late here
>pterodactyl just appeared on my list
>kinda want to go to the park and get it
>will probably get stabbed if I do
This game is going to be the death of so many people
I'm pretty sure the game isn't done yet. I can't help but feel we are all playing a very early version of it because a bunch of features seem to be missing.
>>344008486
We've already seen it kill someone live with Jigglypuff Anon.
>temperature is 40c tomorrow
>and every day until halloween
>pigeot and pikachu near
I could build the original ash team.
>>344008431
It seems to directly increase their power rating
So....what, do I just catch thousands of duplicate Pokemon just for their candy and xp?
>>344008376
you're 30 and care what strangers think of you?
>>344008514
Well yeah it's version 0.29 or some shit. It's pretty much early access right now.
>>344008567
>jigglysnuff
Ftfy.
>>344008591
>40c
You live in Saudi Arabia or something?
Not sure whether or not I want to put it at gym closest to my house or keep it until I'm whatever level is needed to upgrade one more time
>>344008851
Those moves don't look that great
>>344008760
Amd then you go tap the screen at a gym, yes. it's shit.
>>344008373
Where I live, it's more like a bunch of fat natives, and their kids, at 1 in the morning.
>>344008939
well shit idk what im doing then. I just thought it was good because of its cp level
>>344007903
You do know Facebook tracks your browsing habits through their share and like buttons right?
Simplest way to stop them is to use incognito/private-mode in your browser or a different browser.
>>344009020
I'm no expert, but i've got a few pokes which have 50 power moves with 2 charge
why can;t this shit retrieve my info from the server. Also how much walking is involved when you begin its 9pm and i cant be bothered walking right now
>catch abra
>has 2 attack moves instead of teleport
>not taking over every area you see for free pokeshekels
Do it, it's free real estate
>>344008851
is gym place fixed? It will be ankward if its a gay club.
>no app for windows phones
Can't say I'm surprised. There's also no snap chat
>obvious from day one that it is an Ingress reskin
>people still mad that it isn't an indept pokemon game with battles, IVs, EVs and shit
Did you also sperg at Pokemon Snap?
>>344009294
Its a cowboy church. I live in rural north california
![Screenshot_2016-07-06-14-06-08[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CHcpD1t.png "Screenshot_2016-07-06-14-06-08[1].png")
Whats this?
>>344009336
6snap
>closest gym is a fucking döner shop
>shit like small local castle is only a poke stop
someone went full retard here
>>344009082
>using memebook
Leave normie
>>344009294
It's based of landmarks and monuments like the pokestops. The first one I saw was a church in my neighbourhood.
>Try Ingress, as Pokemon Go seems reeeeaaaly basic
>Everything in my city is owned by the faction I chose with lvl 8 defenses
Feels like I have literally no reason to play it
>>344009403
Probably Pridgeotto.
I sometimes see black or green flecks popping up from the map. Are those Pokemon moving?
>>344008851
can't you just take it off a gym roster whenever you want?
>>344009684
apparently the grass movement on the map doesn't mean shit
>>344002602
>A phone game made by chinks
Its not
its a cash in
I do wonder how it will connect to Sun n Moon
>>344009684
Supposed to show where to walk to for pokemon
>>344008764
he uses 4chan
>>344002725
So?
That's not going to make it non-garbage.
>>344006838
How can I download the apk directly? I'm region locked as well...
>>344002602
I would have preferred this sort of game if I could collect things I cared about.
Like cute monster girls.
What are you waiting for Niantic?
>>344009720
Once you put it in the gym you can't take it out until someone defeats it
>there's a slowpoke in my bedroom
T-thanks
>400 (Four Hundred) magikarp candies required to evolve
Why the fuck is the google play store saying its incompatible with my S5?
Can you scan for pokemons with your camera in your surroundings? If yes, how?
>>344010060
Dunno, that's what I'm playing on.
>>344009814
>Niantic's
>chinks
Retard
>>344010046
Where did you find magikarp
what the heck are candies and stardust?
>>344005747
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204034
>still not out in Canada for iOS
rip
>>344010046
That's perfect.
>Splash
>Strugggle
>>344009780
Source?
>>344010151
Found him flopping about on a footpath near a water hazard on a golf course
>>344004727
>Ingress has about as much depth as a preteen's cunt.
Quality simile.
>>344010132
Fuck, I'm retarded.
Would anyone happen to have an .apk link, or should I bite the bullet and wait for it to actually release here in NA?
>>344010157
Stardust is given for every pokemon captured. It can be spent to power up any pokemon.
Candies are given when you capture a pokemon, and there is a different type of candy for every type of pokemon. They are used to evolve pokemon.
>soft release in australia
>servers already crashing
>the state of new york alone outnumbers the entire population of australia
>>344010142
Oh, Not Tencent then?
Hm, wonder which game I was thinking of.
Where do I send application to team rocket?
>Can't get rid of eggs
Fucking bullshit, I don't even want to bother hatching low value eggs once I got them for the dex.
Anyone hatched any yet? What can come out of them?
>>344010340
That's just because Aus has garbage cell networks
Your country is trash
>>344010340
Servers seem to be on fire, the pokeball in upper left is spinning yet nothing is updating.
Also this shit eats battery like no tomorrow jesus christ
>>344010396
What do the stars mean?
>>344010307
What about your starters, though?
Can you just catch Bulbasaurs in the wild?
>>344010404
where do you get eggs?
>>344010404
I got a Squirtle
>>344010404
Just fucking jog, fattie.
>cant do anything at home
.nothing to look forward to every few minutes
Dead game
>>344010461
Favorite
>>344010510
Randomly from pokepoints
Can I catch Pokemans without a wifi connection?
>>344009403
6snap got removed for copyright shit
>>344010404
Quick question from a smartphone noob:
Can you use GPS without an internet connection? Or could I hatch an egg without an internet connection, since I don't have mobile data?
>decide fuck it, go to local park
>its absolutely dark as fuck
>scared shitless because its a known gay hook up joint
>run through the park quickly just capturing whatever I found
>ran back the other way through the park and back home
>to anyone who might have seen me just saw some tall thin twink looking guy run through the park, stop, run, stop, run all while checking his phone before bailing out the entrance
That was a mistake but as least i got a 154 magmar
>>344010528
I'm underweight actually.
If it's counting steps the same way Ingress does, the best strategy would be actually driving.
