How the hell do you manage to fuck up Pokemon?
I mean, seriously, what were they thinking?
>>344002602
>im-fucking-plying this isn't going to be one of the most successful Pokemon ever
The only good mobile game is Snake.
>>344002725
>going to be
It's out.
Go 'play' it and come back.
Is itfun_?
>>344003985
It is wat it is. Have you ever played Ingress? Is Ingress. With pokemons.
>>344004309
So it's fucking shit. What a surprise.
>>344004309
Whats ingress, does it have cute anime girls
>>344004356
Same makers, no anime.
>>344002602
The game is great. The problem is it is broken as fuck. I have to keep reinstalling the app to sign in and I can't encounter wilds any more.
>all the mad fat fucks that are complaining about having to leave the house to play the game
Try dropping about 200 pounds, OP.
>>344004437
There are people complaining about that? I thought it was pretty obvious how the game worked before release.
>>344004337
Ingress isn't shit, you are just a fatass.
Any way to play the game without leaving the house? No, I'm not fat.
>>344004437
No, people are mad that it's not actually a pokemon game. No fighting, no training and extremely limited and stupid catching.
>>344004437
how am I supposed to lose 50 extra pounds on top of my total body weight?
and most of all
>going out of my way
>for a fucking mobile game
What's more the game itself is just shit.
>>344004521
I'm a fatass with a bicycle in a country where everyone and their mothers ride bicycles.
Ingress has about as much depth as a preteen's cunt. Oh hardy hard look at me capturing this point so much fun. Let me just sit here and launch attacks at this thing until the thingy become my team's thingy. Then go somewhere else and repeat. So fun. Amazing.
The depth is staggering.
Ingress is shit you deluded fuck.
>>344004602
just go out it is not that hard
>>344004704
That should be a good thing
Why would people want mobile games to kill real games
>>344002602
It's Ingress with Pokemon. We knew this since its announcement. Why people suddently act surprised? Your fault for not informing yourself. This was never meant to be a mainline full-fledged Pokemon game.
>>344002602
Tap tap tap
Tap tap tap tap tap
Tap tap taaap tap
tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
>game was clearly going to be like Ingress from the start
>people are surprised when the game is like Ingress
Which team?
>>344004836
Im really surprised that people doesnt knows a shit.
>>344004727
Also the point of Ingress is making it kind of a Daily Basis, with people you know helping you and making a nice community that interacts between them.
Maybe you are autistic and that's why is boring for you
>>344004836
>they said it was going to be bad so you're not allowed to criticize it for being bad!
I expected them to actually do something with the concept fampai.
>>344004727
Ingress does sound like shit, but pokemon go has pokemon battles.
>>344002602
But its cooool to be a GaYmEeR now.
Everybodys cool and hot and liberal and Consensual CON OrGies XD
>>344005075
It's just that is not bad. Is the best augmented-reality massively multiplayer online location-based game
>tfw I'm not a normie that has mobile internet and don't leave my house all day
damn, if only I was reddit enough to enjoy this game :\
Welp, have fun getting raped without me
>>344005080
No it doesnt
>Fucking Haunter in my bedroom right away
>>344005161
>normie
>:/
Kill yourself
>>344005161
>normie
don't lie, anon.
is the server down now?
>>344005161
>:\
>raped
Seems like you're Reddit enough already.
>claim an open gym for myself
>put a level 200 pinsir in there
>come back 20 minutes later and some kid has beaten it with a level 80 Rhyhorn
How is that shit balanced? I went back and rekd him with a level 240 Kangaskan but it seems pretty stupid
>>344002602
They've always fucked up pokemon. Or well, they never actually tapped into the potential of the entire concept.
>>344005227
Well, there goes the only reason to play pokemon games.
>Have to enter credit card information to download the game
>>344005382
where the fuck are you downloading it from
>>344005075
>Ingress
>Bad
Kill yourself.
>>344005416
Australian AppStore
>>344005324
>level 200
Thats already fucking stupid
>>344005382
Nigger what
>>344005464
It's not level 200, but 200 combat points
>>344005452
I'm pretty sure you don't have to give any transaction details to download free shit from the App Store, but I haven't used an iOS device since like 2011 so it could've changed.
>>344005452
press "skip" you fucking plebian, it will still dl
>want a quick pokeymans fix to pass time before my buddy shows up
>download app
>why not drive 14 minutes to the nearest shops to collect some pokeballs?
This is not what mobile games are for.
>>344005681
>Why do I have to GO places in Pokemon GO?
Idk anon.
>>344005603
There is no skip
>>344005681
Mobile games are not for when you are out and on the go?
The only complaint I have with this game is the evolution system, besides that it's what I expected for a mobile game and I find it fun.
>>344005747
>applefags
I haven't played much, I have a Eevee, Spearow and a Charmander.
It seems like you just throw pokeballs and get pokemon? you dont have to beat the shit out of them anymore?
>>344005747
Yeah it's standard procedure when you're creating an Apple ID to have to put in credit card details.
Time to get an Android
>>344005324
Ground/Rock Rhyhorn beating the crap out of Bug Pinsir sounds completely normal.
What's the combat system like? I see pokemon having moves, but I'm still not level 5 and I doubt there are any trainer nearby.
Holy shit, Nintendo is full of fucking geniuses.
>the fanbase has molded into a pasty cluster of homebound neckbeards.
>Nintendo creates a game that requires movement to succeed.
>ALTERNATIVELY, people can purchase items to attract Pokémon to their location, i.e. their mom's basement.
>the cheeto dust blanketed manchildren spend their shekels to succeed at the game, so as to not disappoint their poker gods.
It's fucking brilliant.
>Pokemon GO
>Literally just GO outside
>>344005747
>he actually uses Cuckle devices
>>344005856
I went back and just clicked the screen till his Rhyhorn died. Combat system isnt that special.
You can only battle in the Gym
How intelligent are the geographic algorithms? Does it put Dark pokemon near public housing?
>>344002602
I'm actually interested in this. I'm already pretty active so it could be fun to add in a bit of extra shit to do when out cycling, and since I'm a field based rep I travel a lot anyway. Not had time to download it yet, but I have to ask
>Can I battle?
>With friends or just with people nearby?
>Are their gym battles?
>I hear that it's only out in Oz, whilst I know I can download the apk, is it limited in any other way?
>Is downloading the Oz apk going to cause issues updating further down the road?
>Is it buzzword?
>Any UK anons playing yet? If so, how populated is it?
>>344005856
Tap to attack
Wait until special ability is charged and then tap to use special ability
Different special abilities have different charge times
Swipe left or right to dodge attacks when enemy pookerman attacks you
>>344005860
If you think Pokemon of all franchises has a pile of neckbeards as fanbase, then you have some serious issues.
>want to try it own
>down own a phone
oh well
>>344002602
I tried installing it from the links provided in the previous thread, but my phone gives me an error and says it can't read the apk, does it mean an Xperia S can't handle the game?
>>344002602
if you play mobile games you deserve shit likes this
>>344005747
>apple
you have only yourself to blame
>>344005967
You can "battle" gyms by tapping the screen but there is no other kind of battle
>>344005747
>apple
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>344005747
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=create+apple+id+without+credit+card+info
>that name isn't available
Artificial difficulty
SO why am I not seeing it on Play Store? Is it only NA?
>>344002602
>Not available in my country
>Download apk
>Get to the pokespot part
>Literally no spots in the whole country
THANKS TPCI
Some questions.
I don't live in Australia or NZ, so I installed it using the APK.
When the game release in my country, does the game still work normally like I downloaded from the store? Can I still get updates? Do I lose all of my save data?
>couldn't detect location
fuck I just wanted to play
>>344006067
>what is an android sdk?
not sure if the location services work correctly tough.
>>344006207
Australia and NZ only yet
Japan and NA soon
>>344004437
>going outside like autismo and catching pokemon
I see no nearby pokemon now but I have seen like 9 pokemons last hour.
Is it a server problem?
So you are saying without incense you have to go walk around outside to play a game?
so let me get this straight, I just walk around and collect pokeballs, throw them at pokemon and I get them?
To actually "play" the game I then need to go to a gym?
why bother?
>>344006318
Not him but I'm in AUS and it says it isn't available for me in the play store?
Is it only on IOS at the moment?
what the hell happens when you transfer a pokemon
>95 Hypno just now
holy fuck
>>344006236
I see 6 and haven't even left my home.Don't have mobile data, please no bully
>>344006345
still more dignified than sitting in front of your pc all day growing fat
>>344006363
why bother?
because it'sfun____.
>/v/ invaded by activision and bethesdrones
>suddenly literal casual garbage like pokemon Go is claimed to be the best game ever
like pottery
>>344006350
Im getting that too, as well as my friends
Does Pokemon Go require your phone having a gyro?
>>344006374
I had the same problem, search "pokemon GO play store" in google and you'll find it
How do you heal your pokemon without using potions, or is that the only way?
>>344006385
Professor gets it. Just a way of trashing doubles of pokemon you already have. You get an extra candy for doing it though.
A few questions:
Can I change the language? I don´t want the German pokemon names
How do I get the items to level up my pokemen?
How do I get coins?
>>344006421
Are you fucking blind no one has said this.
>>344005998
Brand recognition and reminiscing over the CCG and anime is normie. Actually playing the games in neck/legbeard territory.
>>344006421
Who claimed that?
Most people agree that it is fucking casual and the /vg/tards will flock onto sun and moon when it comes out.
Stop talking out of your ass.
>>344006468
Yeah I'm on the actual app page, but where the download should be it just says
"this item isn't available in your country"
>>344006374
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.nianticlabs.pokemongo&hl=en
Took me a while to find it. You'd think it would be near the top of the search results
>>344002602
>You just captured Pikachu!
>Tweet this!
>Post about it on Facebook!
>Post it on Reddit!
Millenials. It seems like your gaming future is full of literal shit.
You deserve this.
IMPORTANT NOTICE
IMPORTANT NOTICE
IMPORTANT NOTICE
When you create an account it automatically signs you up for spam emails.
Turn it off in options if you're not into that.
how do I talk to that cunt willow again
>>344006525
you should know by now that a post opening with greentext, that isn't direct reply to someone, is worthless shit
>>344006646
its a fucking checkbox right next to the sign up button, if you miss that you deserve the emails. jesus christ.
>>344006421
>there's a thread about it so I'm going to assume that everyone loves it
like tapestry
>>344005860
Most of the people that I see playing are normal looking people.
>>344006638
it's a mobile game. do what the rest of core gamers are doing and ignore it.
Anyone know a safe site to get the apk?
FUG THERE'S AN ABRA HERE AND I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE FUCK
>>344005959
Dunno if this was just coincidence but there were water pokemon in a nearby park with a big pond.
>>344006638
Just a heads up if you're under 35 you are a millenial.
Social media shit is disgusting, though.
>>344006559
this is on the computer though but even on the phone it doesn't work. I've got the page open on my phone also.
I just caught a 88 CP gengar at the subway...it works pretty well considering i live in eastern europe. I also have like 2 gyms next to me and more than enough pokestops. I dont get why they dont release it in Europe too since the game is pretty much done
>>344006751
>installing app on computer and take computer with you to catch some pokemans with camera installed in monitor
>>344006751
It's region locked.
Just download the apk and install it manually, it'll work from there.
Why can't I see other players?
I want to battle.
Did jigglypuff anon actually die?
>>344006838
I guess I'll have to do that then, annoying since I'm actually in Australia but it doesn't seem to want to work.
How do I download this shit for Android?
So since I am on pay as you go because I am not a sociable normie who texts less than once a month, am I fucked? Concept seemed neat but not if I have to pay when I am not connected to my wi-fi.
>>344006849
Not in yet. Gym fights are. I'm hoping they'll add the feature along with more pokemon in later updates.
>>344006849
Considering the game JUST came out.
>>344006904
He fell asleep.
Why does it say that it failed to find my location when it clearly shows that I'm playing from my house, like literally.
Is this normal?
>>344006421
>/v/ being normalfag heaven
Other news at eleven
I hit level 5. How do I join a team? Go to a gym first?
>>344007121
Turn off mock location in your phone setting.
>>344006904
We haven't heard from him.
You're not a true Pokemon Master, until you fucking die for your pokemon.
>>344002602
>tell people this game it's just going to be ingress reskinned with pokemon
>OH ANON YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE
>it's ingress reskinned with pokemon
WHY DO YOU FUCKER NEVER LISTEN FOR FUCKING SAKE???
>>344007157
Oh wait I figured it out. You click on any gym you can see once you hit level 5.
>>344002602
So do you fight people at gyms and other players or am I always just gonna be tossing poke balls at shit?
>>344006472
Bumpan
>>344006904
What happen?
>>344006904
You live by Pokemon you die by Pokemon.
>>344002725
>collecting is going to your local hotspot and grinding it
>"battles" = swiping left/right to avoid attacks
>thats the entire depth to the game
It wouldnt have been that fucking hard to take the core gameplay of pokemon and add in this new collecting system. Not to mention it has next to zero social elements or any real gameplay at all.
The moment someone steals this idea but combines it with real world territory control its going to be the next Clash of Clans.
My work is a gym.
I'm going to defend that bitch and spend 100s of dollars to make it impossible or some shit.
>>344007162
I don't have it on though.
People are misinterpreting this as a game that's supposed to exist on it's own, instead of something that you can do while travelling to other places for unrelated reasons.
>>344007281
you fight them but it's hardly what you think, the two pokemon just bump each other until the pokemon with the biggest number and/or the correct type wins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAvNoTe1xjg#t=13m
>>344007382
You mean Ingress?
>>344004602
lmao fatass
>>344007509
Ingress wasted its potential too
>>344007382
But anon, thats just Ingress
Why couldn't they have just included pokemon battles though? What's the real reason?
It seems like common sense to just fucking include an actual battle system,they would make so much money off of a microtransaction pokemon game but they left out the most important fucking part.
I live hood-adjacent.
I caught pic related in front ofA FRIED CHICKEN JOINT
GOTY
>phone apparently has android 4.0
>need android 4.4 to play pokemon go
I fucking hate mobile gaming
>>344007668
Actual battles would require more brainpower than your average phone user has.
>>344007668
Lazy as shit and knowledge it will sell like mad anyway
>>344006904
Yes but another anon caught a jigglypuff and nicknamed it after jiggly-anon's postnumber so its fine
>>344006638
>hentai sites will/have a "share to facebook" button in your lifetime
What a time to be alive
>All these people saying they're getting Pokemon in their homes w/o incense.
>Not a single patch of grass anywhere within 2 streets
How are you anons getting all the luck?
>>344007683
This one, wasn't it?
>>344007668
Because having people actually have to meet isn't really that great. It's very limiting.
>>344004727
>Ingress has about as much depth as a preteen's cunt
>>344007703
>2016
>still using ICS
Your fault for being too retarded to use small computers.
>>344006638
Millennials are well over 20. There isn't a name for the younger generation you're referring to yet but they're not millennials.
>>344007807
Not him but there is no need for that either, you could have the ability to fight people "near" you instead.
>>344007780
I had a rattata appear on my leg, it was freaky
>>344007773
porn sites already do and I'm fucking sacred of clicking it every time
>>344007780
The server is down for the moment. I haven't seen anything this hour.
>>344002602
is that from nintendo official
>all iv found are Rhyhorns and Geodudes
Fucking Australia
The game keeps saying that it can't detect my phone orientation so the AR doesn't work.
Is it because of my phone or the game?
>no battles
why even live
>>344007668
Because mainline Pokemon games still exist and they have depth if you get into it
This is mainly a time wasting, easy moneymaking app, that it's actually pretty cool for what it is
>>344002602
>He didn't play ingress
>>344002602
they should have recreated red in 3d years ago, i don't understand why this is taking so long
>>344004437
>running around with phone in front of your face
>hey anon what are you doing
>CATCHING POKEMON
>>344008068
Because the 3d games are awful. Go back to sprites.
>>344006067
i feel you
>this slow as grindy leveling
This game is all sorts of cancer
>There's a Jigglypuff in the woods close to my home
>all I saw where fucking Weedles
I'll be back tomorrow
I'll get that fucker, fuck
Just started playing it. Am in Canada so I downloaded the apk. There's literally a gym right where I start, at the 7/11.
>>344008170
That's why I do it at 3am when no one is awake to see me.
>>344008338
>bunch of fat neckbeards move into the 7/11 just to claim the gym
>>344006750
>tfw 30 this year
>too young to be taken seriously
>too old to have fun
Does their height and weight matter?
It would be awesome if it did, but I'm doubting it.
>getting late here
>pterodactyl just appeared on my list
>kinda want to go to the park and get it
>will probably get stabbed if I do
This game is going to be the death of so many people
I'm pretty sure the game isn't done yet. I can't help but feel we are all playing a very early version of it because a bunch of features seem to be missing.
>>344008486
We've already seen it kill someone live with Jigglypuff Anon.
>temperature is 40c tomorrow
>and every day until halloween
>pigeot and pikachu near
I could build the original ash team.
>>344008431
It seems to directly increase their power rating
So....what, do I just catch thousands of duplicate Pokemon just for their candy and xp?
>>344008376
you're 30 and care what strangers think of you?
>>344008514
Well yeah it's version 0.29 or some shit. It's pretty much early access right now.
>>344008567
>jigglysnuff
Ftfy.
>>344008591
>40c
You live in Saudi Arabia or something?
Not sure whether or not I want to put it at gym closest to my house or keep it until I'm whatever level is needed to upgrade one more time
>>344008851
Those moves don't look that great
>>344008760
Amd then you go tap the screen at a gym, yes. it's shit.
>>344008373
Where I live, it's more like a bunch of fat natives, and their kids, at 1 in the morning.
>>344008939
well shit idk what im doing then. I just thought it was good because of its cp level
>>344007903
You do know Facebook tracks your browsing habits through their share and like buttons right?
Simplest way to stop them is to use incognito/private-mode in your browser or a different browser.
>>344009020
I'm no expert, but i've got a few pokes which have 50 power moves with 2 charge
why can;t this shit retrieve my info from the server. Also how much walking is involved when you begin its 9pm and i cant be bothered walking right now
>catch abra
>has 2 attack moves instead of teleport
>not taking over every area you see for free pokeshekels
Do it, it's free real estate
>>344008851
is gym place fixed? It will be ankward if its a gay club.
>no app for windows phones
Can't say I'm surprised. There's also no snap chat
>obvious from day one that it is an Ingress reskin
>people still mad that it isn't an indept pokemon game with battles, IVs, EVs and shit
Did you also sperg at Pokemon Snap?
>>344009294
Its a cowboy church. I live in rural north california
![Screenshot_2016-07-06-14-06-08[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CHcpD1t.png "Screenshot 2016-07-06-14-06-08[1]")
Whats this?
>>344009336
6snap
>closest gym is a fucking döner shop
>shit like small local castle is only a poke stop
someone went full retard here
>>344009082
>using memebook
Leave normie
>>344009294
It's based of landmarks and monuments like the pokestops. The first one I saw was a church in my neighbourhood.
>Try Ingress, as Pokemon Go seems reeeeaaaly basic
>Everything in my city is owned by the faction I chose with lvl 8 defenses
Feels like I have literally no reason to play it
>>344009403
Probably Pridgeotto.
I sometimes see black or green flecks popping up from the map. Are those Pokemon moving?
>>344008851
can't you just take it off a gym roster whenever you want?
>>344009684
apparently the grass movement on the map doesn't mean shit
>>344002602
>A phone game made by chinks
Its not
its a cash in
I do wonder how it will connect to Sun n Moon
>>344009684
Supposed to show where to walk to for pokemon
>>344008764
he uses 4chan
>>344002725
So?
That's not going to make it non-garbage.
>>344006838
How can I download the apk directly? I'm region locked as well...
>>344002602
I would have preferred this sort of game if I could collect things I cared about.
Like cute monster girls.
What are you waiting for Niantic?
>>344009720
Once you put it in the gym you can't take it out until someone defeats it
>there's a slowpoke in my bedroom
T-thanks
>400 (Four Hundred) magikarp candies required to evolve
Why the fuck is the google play store saying its incompatible with my S5?
Can you scan for pokemons with your camera in your surroundings? If yes, how?
>>344010060
Dunno, that's what I'm playing on.
>>344009814
>Niantic's
>chinks
Retard
>>344010046
Where did you find magikarp
what the heck are candies and stardust?
>>344005747
https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT204034
>still not out in Canada for iOS
rip
>>344010046
That's perfect.
>Splash
>Strugggle
>>344009780
Source?
>>344010151
Found him flopping about on a footpath near a water hazard on a golf course
>>344004727
>Ingress has about as much depth as a preteen's cunt.
Quality simile.
>>344010132
Fuck, I'm retarded.
Would anyone happen to have an .apk link, or should I bite the bullet and wait for it to actually release here in NA?
>>344010157
Stardust is given for every pokemon captured. It can be spent to power up any pokemon.
Candies are given when you capture a pokemon, and there is a different type of candy for every type of pokemon. They are used to evolve pokemon.
>soft release in australia
>servers already crashing
>the state of new york alone outnumbers the entire population of australia
>>344010142
Oh, Not Tencent then?
Hm, wonder which game I was thinking of.
Where do I send application to team rocket?
>Can't get rid of eggs
Fucking bullshit, I don't even want to bother hatching low value eggs once I got them for the dex.
Anyone hatched any yet? What can come out of them?
>>344010340
That's just because Aus has garbage cell networks
Your country is trash
>>344010340
Servers seem to be on fire, the pokeball in upper left is spinning yet nothing is updating.
Also this shit eats battery like no tomorrow jesus christ
>>344010396
What do the stars mean?
>>344010307
What about your starters, though?
Can you just catch Bulbasaurs in the wild?
>>344010404
where do you get eggs?
>>344010404
I got a Squirtle
>>344010404
Just fucking jog, fattie.
>cant do anything at home
.nothing to look forward to every few minutes
Dead game
>>344010461
Favorite
>>344010510
Randomly from pokepoints
Can I catch Pokemans without a wifi connection?
>>344009403
6snap got removed for copyright shit
>>344010404
Quick question from a smartphone noob:
Can you use GPS without an internet connection? Or could I hatch an egg without an internet connection, since I don't have mobile data?
>decide fuck it, go to local park
>its absolutely dark as fuck
>scared shitless because its a known gay hook up joint
>run through the park quickly just capturing whatever I found
>ran back the other way through the park and back home
>to anyone who might have seen me just saw some tall thin twink looking guy run through the park, stop, run, stop, run all while checking his phone before bailing out the entrance
That was a mistake but as least i got a 154 magmar
>>344010528
I'm underweight actually.
If it's counting steps the same way Ingress does, the best strategy would be actually driving.
>>344010046
Yeah, just like the beta Gyaridos is the rarest pokemon in the game due to how many shitty Magikarps you need to catch to get it.
>>344010558
You're supposed to be able to find mons at home at least once a day.
>>344010718
>154 magmar
worth it
>>344010684
GPS is not tied to Internet in any way.
The game likely won't even start without a connection though.
>>344010608
if all youve got is wifi nothing will show up youve got to walk
>>344010718
Ingress exists for almost 3 years now, people been doing wierder things.
Like that, except as a dozen of people. Or in a village 300km away from any major city
>>344010718
holy shit that sounds autistic as fuck. glad you got your magmar dude but you should probably reconsider your life choices.
>Paid egg incubators only have 3 uses
If I hop on a treadmill and run/walk for a bit will that hatch the egg or is it actual distance moved?
>>344010919
Fucking retarded, should be permanent imo
>>344010926
Its distance
So get in a car, or bus, or train
Or a plane, that would be insanely good
>>344010926
No, you have to walk outside and the map will know.
>>344010926
actual distance moved.
>>344006318
What about Europe?
Because usually EU gets the same shit as AUS.
Dayam shame son
>>344011016
You can just dowload the apk and install it manually.
Region lock is on the store only
>>344010985
I was in a car and traveled like 20 km, the shitty thing didnt budge an inch
>>344004437
No I just don't pay for cellphone data, I use college wifi zones, Libraries, Starbucks etc. Apparently you can't play the game without running your battery to death either.
>>344010926
Distance, as detected by GPS.
I don't know about now but hopping into a vehicle didn't really work in beta either. It seems to also detect for signs of walking (like a pedometer) to make sure you don't cheat.
>>344002602
>regional releasing
literal cancer
>>344010985
>>344010987
>>344010990
>>344011069
Fuck. It's cold and dark and I don't want to go outside.
>>344011063
Yeah, it's a huge battery drainer. Big downside imo
>>344004979
A A A A
A A A A A A
A A DOWN A A
A A A A A A A
>>344011058
It probably counts only walking speed.
This is what Ingress does. It's really whacky and you can't reliably tell how much you walked and how much it counted
>>344011117
God damn modern humans.
>live in AZ.
>105-110 every fucking day.
I'm bringing 4 liters of water just so I don't fucking die.
>>344011057
Anyone got a link or am i going to sort my Google Fu out?
>>344004437
I think it is just stupid and too limited.
And I also figure you can just as easily cheat the thing with fucking fake the GPS data and shit.
>>344011187
I don't blame him. I wouldn't want to go outside at 3 AM either.
Ok seriously why the fuck isn't this shit releasing in America I've been up all night
>>344011185
I can report that my ~12 km bike ride counted for about 3km
>no real combat
>no trading
>no friend lists
>no player clans
>nothing to do when your at home or not moving
>no depth to the pokemon or active training, pure RNG
is this a bad joke
there is nothing to do
>>344011058
Did you have the app open
>no battles
Why should I care about this then?
>>344008764
Why wouldn't you care what people think of you? Your appearance is very important.
>>344011221
https://apkpure.com/pok%C3%A9mon-go/com.nianticlabs.pokemongo
>>344011434
Thanks friend you are a true hero.
Really, whats the point of this game? Is it like others pokemon with cities and fight? Is it competitive? If not i see it like a waste of time. And using pokemon in public is pure cringe.
>>344007263
>posts undershit reaction image
>questions why nobody pays attention to him
here's a (you)
>>344011506
there is absolutely nothing to do except walk into a place where pokemon are, throw a ball at them, and collect them
Thats it
>>344005324
Was it your first gym?
Because if so it may be some kind of automatic event.
I put a Clefairy on a gym and got ousted by a 80 CP Rhyhorn as well.
I'm going to go reclaim my rightful place tomorrow though. That's my fucking gym and no one else can have it.
Holy fuck, grinding to level 5 when something interesting starts is terrible.
Hacking gives 50, capturing a non-uinque pokemon 100. And the requirement for level 4 is 3000.
How do people keep getting Pokemons in their house?
>>344002602
>get nothing but pidgeys, zubats and ratattatas
Oh, so I live in Kanto Route 1. Fan fucking tastic.
>>344004437
Or maybe we just want to shit on yet another awful gimmick from Nintendo?
I wonder what kind of IAP crap Nintendo has planed with this "game," like charging a fortune for pokeballs, fossels, etc...
>>344011368
Appearance to an extent but if you're living your life solely on the opinions of others that's sad as fuck. Hopefully death comes swiftly so your head isn't filled with regrets on a deathbed.
>>344011585
its gg
>>344005227
>>344005080
It kinda does but it isn't normal pokemon battles. The game said something about "when in battles, swipe to dodge attacks" or some shit.
>>344011597
I want to know this too. My friend keeps rubbing it in.
>>344011618
Fuck it, me too
>>344005747
You fucking idiot
You try to download a free app in a different region and create an account that way, then you don't need a credit cardYeah it's not great I know
>>344011575
Yeah it was, that's really fucking dumb
It's my local bowling green which is 100m away lel
No fucking thank you, I know how most of the darned encounters will turn out.
Where to get candies? Also what does powering up do?
>>344011919
Dude, you don't even know
>>344012042
catch the same pokemon multiple times and then transfer the ones you dont want to train
>>344012042
You get candies by capturing that pokemon and by sending it to the lab.
Powering up ...powers pokemon up.
>>344011732
Here's a good video of the battles.
https://youtu.be/EAvNoTe1xjg?t=12m36s
>>344002795
And even that's fucked since phones don't have physical buttons anymore
>>344011848
>Bag upgrade
>Storage upgrade
So what else to you get for coins? It is always some dumb in game currency use to buy and bypass some bullshit like I said above....
>Pokewalker tier battle system
>>344011257
Apparently that's how you get banned
Had to jump through some hoops but finally got this shit.
>>344010926
>>344010985
It's distance but cars don't count. It might be the speed you're going, or maybe it detects vibration like a pedometer? I took a car ride and it didn't budge and inch but then I walked to the grocers and it went up till it was almost done.
>>344011289
Seriously how did you fuck this up? Just make it Pokemon except you walk around outside looking for them. Let me host gyms at physical locations and its be a sensation
>tfw my charging phone is loosing more battery than it is gaining with the app on
This is pretty awful.
>>344002602
>doesn't support x86/intel architecture
Is there any chance of this changing?
>>344012296
yeah noticed this too
I dont know how the fuck they managed this
Niantic are hacks
FUCK
DID IT STOP WORKING FOR ANYONE ELSE
>>344005747
There is! Go to itunes and "buy" a free app. (They will send ya to create an account and an option "none" is there as cc)
Anyone murdered yet?
>There will never be a Ingress like pokemon with actual pokemon mechanics
Why even live?
>>344009924
>>344012068
That is it, I'm not taking my phone into any caves or tunnels.
>>344012287
Exactly. It's not like Pokemon gameplay wouldn't work perfectly on phones.
And I was so hyped when they first showed the reveal trailer. Missed opportunity of the decade.
>>344012296
>>344012352
This actually happened to me recently, but I was playing Forgotten Memories on max graphics settings. Playing Pokemon Go I plugged it into my power brick and charged my phone to full while playing, the fuck kind of shit bloatware phone you got?
I'm not seeing this shit in the appstore on my iphone
How do i even find pokemon that are "nearby"?
>Gastly
>Drowzee
I'm on the road to become a villain, aren't I?
>>344012506
I don't know how you can be hype for a mobile game, especially when Pokémon Shuffle and Miitomo were already trash.
>>344012562
Using your legs.
>>344012545
It's only out in New Zealand right now.
I have to literally leave my apartment just to find something? There's a gym a few blocks from me but no wild Pokemon in sight.
Hour and a half walk and 17 Pokemon later I still can't take my own house that is a Gym. I also probably look like a tool holding my phone up and flicking while walking.At least I feel really good.
>>344012615
But which way should i go?
>>344012584
Grab a black shirt and spray an "R" onto it. Also get a black flat cap. You're all set.
>>344012687
Follow your heart.
>Eevees
>Eevees every fucking where
Maybe I can load up the local gyms with all Eeveelutions
>>344005959
Anons living in arizona said they were getting mostly ekans and sandshrew, so geographic location plays a part in ahat type of pokes you get
>Nearest pokestops are 5 minute walks from my house
FUCK
>>344012847
>No Pokestops anywhere on the map no matter how far out I zoom
FUCK, is there a way to find a closest pokestop?
>>344012584
Yes, JOIN US!
>>344012893
ingress.com/intel
>>344012893
Try looking for ingress portals. http://ingress.com/intel
Oh hey my old elementary school is a gym
>>344012841
I live inSiberiaand have nothing but Route 1 trash. If that was the case, I'd get something more interesting.
>>344012532
they acknowledged they fucked up somehow
>Heavy battery use
>Some devices may experience battery drain while playing Pokémon GO for prolonged periods of time. We are working on a solution.
>>344012841
>tfw you're just getting zubats, pidgeys, ratatas and caterpies
US play store when
Last night was much more comfy than now :/
>>344012689
>>344012967
And the token high CP Zubat has also arrived. It's all decided.
>>344013015
>All those kids who will have access to their local gym every day
Pokémon and phones will be banned in that school within a week, but during that week it will be a warzone.
>>344013015
And now I am reminded of this VGCats comic...
>>344010985
>plane
Fug, and my job just sent me out travelling the last month
>>344012597
>I don't know how you can be hype for a mobile game
Well I figured it would have actual gameplay akin to pokemon, including trainer battles with other people and such. I wouldn't even mind the inevitable rampant microtransactions, if this was the case.
>>344013132
Reddit is here
How the fuck do I catch Pokemon? The professor asked me to, but I just get three starters on the screen and can click nothing.
>>344012250
Bad luck m9 was hard for me to catch but i got a 200 power venomoth as well as a venonat
Does the game have any online features besides the GPS? I didn't watch the Treehouse stream, was there trading?
You have to set up a unique username, it would make sense for there to be a GTS equivalent. Maybe as a Pokéspot like gyms.
>>344013242
Kind of sucks. I think there was only one or two shitposters last night in a thread of about a hundred people. Everyone else was sharing info and hauls.
So am I fucked? Everything disappeared from the maps, game keeps loading for few minutes then crash
>Take a walk at 5 fucking AM
>Get 3 street passes
Hey maybe with all these nerds walking around town I'll finally get some damn street passes
>>344012624
And Australia in general
Also I think android people also need a phone capable of running it
>>344005747
https://www.google.com/nexus/
>>344013480
You are dead
>>344013170
Great, with all these recruits like you we will soon finally be able to catch that Pikachu!
What the actual fuck, Niantic?
>be from poland
>first pokemon i found in my room was a voltorb
do they know or what?
How do I get it to work with GPS? I have location enabled, and allowed the program to get access.
>sitting with the app open on my desk
>paras is slowly getting closer to me
>2 footsteps
>1 footstep
>it's suddenly not around anymore
PARAS
>>344002602
>it's out
>it's not out
what the fuck
>>344012687
Also I find that you encounter more pokemon the further away you are from the road, shopping centres tend to have a lot.
>>344013296
Flick the pokeball at it. I still don't know exactly how to do it, I think you need to flick the ball so it hits the circle around the pokemon.
>>344013050
West Australia here, also stuck with route 1 garbage.
>>344013083
Huh, must be an android thing. I'm an applefag myself. It ate my battery but no more than any other app.
>>344002795
Space Impact was better.
>>344013685
>gps
>needing a shit ton of battery
fucking lel obviously
>>344012407
THIS
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST DO THIS
Fuck this game.
Also there's a big park with a bunch of gyms around me I'm so tempted to go walking around even though it's dark out and I'm a pussy.
>>344013542
Hmm, aren't they suppose to announce a new model soon?
OOOH, what if Nintendo teamed up and made a themed phone?
>>344013480
Same here, bro! (Brazil)
>>344013823
See Ingress at the bottom of the list.
Go eats unproportinaly more. TOO FUCKING MUCH.
>>344013782
>Flick the pokeball at it
What pokeball? All I get is this screen.
>>344013480
>>344013583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOadAaGiq4
>>344013979
Oh, to get to the screen you gotta tap on on one of the pokemon, then you go to the catching screen.
>>344013979
Tap the one you want.
There better be trading if Pokemon are stuck in geographical regions. Else I'm stuck forever catching Eevees and Pidgeys.
>>344014057
Tried. Nothing happens..
>>344013875
Forget it, you will be PokeRAPED!
>>344013979
Are you on a boat?
>>344006838
Dunno how the region lock works, it's probably tied to where your google account was setup. Im A New Zealander currently visiting New York and i downloaded it fine on the hotel WiFi.
i have android 4.2.2 dont tell me this dont work for me ;_;
>GPS signal not found
REEEEEE
WHY WON'T IT WORK
>tfw I delivery food like grubhub shit in like a 20 mile radius thats like 30 miles from where I live
>tfw noone ever orders food anyway so I get paid to watch anime in my car and now catch pokemon
I really hope you can trade in this game
my fucking gym is a hells angels club bar wtf am i supposed to do guys
>>344011203
Me too, buddy.
>>344012145
This looks like the worst fucking thing ever.
>>344007773
>10+years from now
>go to watch some real porn
>woman opens her vag
>a comment section pops out
>you have facebook/twitter account just to comment in order to see the vag
>dicks will require captcha's
This is the furture we chose.
What things on the ingress map translate to a gym in GO?
>>344014303
Enlist, hook them up
>>344013685
STOP
See abra, my heart skipped a beat, fucker used teleport
Well at least its like the original
>>344014429
Portals (Green/Blue/Grey dots). Not all of them, they filtered some out.
>>344013979
WTF, are you walking on water?
>>344014303
>go in defeat team rocket and free the townspeople
it's like you never played pokemon
>>344014429
Portals among main roads. Other portals seems to translate into pokestops. That's how it looks to be working in my city anyhow.
>>344011757
Same :(
Is it location based or network based?
>>344014536
Cheers, theres a famous garden near my work that has like 40 of them in about a 2km radius.
Hopefully there won't also be 700 DODUOS JUST FUCK OFF
>>344002725
Slot machines make more money than Ocarina of Time ever will, that doesn't mean pulling a level down and watching some spinning numbers is a better game.
>>344013875
Also there is a fucking Exeggcute gym in the church. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Anyone know what happens when you max out the CP?
>>344014773
He didn't say anything about better.
Guys there is a pigeoto down the street where the gtπ lives, this might be my chance
>>344014814
The person who owns the gym stored his exeggcute there. Go in there with a Charmander and kick his ass.
>Drowzee's fingers
>>344014882
*qt π
>>344014303
Seems legit, it surely couldn't be a trick by Team Rocket.
Trust me.
there is a pikachu near the local school, would it be weird if I would wander around there or should I try to climb over the fence and walk around the outside area at night ?
So should I catch every pokemon I find or just one of each.
Seems like alot of the same pokemon keep showing up and I dont want to waste pokeballs
even if I have 150
HELP
I can't get the app to connect to the GPS. I went in to developer options, but got no option to turn off mock locations. All I get is this.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
>>344015141
Get in and out as fast as you can.
>>344014882
DO IT FAGGOT
>>344002815
Not where I live
>>344015193
Catch as many as you can for the pokemon you actually want to train.
>Have a Sony Xperia SP which is old but not that old
>0.1 android version from being able to install it
>>344015193
Catch em all. Dupes can be transfered to the proff for candies, which you can then use to level up or evolve Pokemon.
How 2 hack phone gps to make it think i'm moving to where I want it to go?
>>344015212
>being outdated
>>344012162
That's how microtransactions work, sonny. Nothing is for free, especially not something with such a big label on it.
>>344015193
you need to catch pokemon to evolve and train. Transfer extras to the professor for extra candy.
>>344015354
>ISIS has all the legendaries
can they be stopped ?
>>344015394
use your legs
>go inna woods
>there's a trail with signs for kids to learn about the forest
>pokestops at every one of those signs
Cute
>fucking Psyduck SOMEWHERE in my neighbourhood
>cant fucking go get it because no data
GREAT GAME NINTENDO
This is the worst pokemon "game" ever released
>>344015394
prepare to be banned. Niantic has gotten better at identifying GPS spoofing.
>Log in
>Map and character loads
>Closest pokemon part of the UI is blank
>None of the landmarks or wild pokemon are loading
Who else got this?
>>344015451
But it's 2 am and I have no mobile data, not planning on wasting money on getting any either.
>>344015397
Do you mind explaining what you mean by that?
>>344015497
Does clicking on those do anything? Thought it would point me in the right direction.
>Don't have 3g because fuck paying an arm and a leg for 1gb of data
Is it even possible to play this with just wifi?
>>344015605
Nope
>>344015605
internet data is dirt cheep
you're just a poorfag
>>344015605
Where the fuck do you live poor nigger?
>>344015528
Got that too :/
How much gameplay would I get for 1gb of data? I don't get mobile data.
>>344002795
Mobile Tetris with physical buttons was much better
HOW DO I FUCKING TURN ON MY CAMERA TO LOOK AROUND MY ROOM FOR POKEMANS?
>>344015141
>there is a pikachu near the local school, would it be weird if I would wander around there
Oh man, I can't wait for all the news stories blaming Nintendo for the sudden increase of creepy old men wanting wip their pokeballs out and work on harden-ing their Metapod...
>>344015968
Hahahahahhahaha
You wait for a pokemon to be on your screen, tap it, then you're in camera mode.
Who else here is considering getting jewed by their mobile provider so they can get a data plan snd play this shit properly
>>344015968
not how it works
>tfw living in a poké store
pokéballs all day every day
>>344016029
but im not its just a green field or smth
>>344005229
Oh shit nigga! Run!
>>344016169
Ohhhh there was an option at the start if you wanted to do ar when capturing.
You must've missed it
>>344015767
>>344015778
Your parents paying for it doesn't mean it's cheap.
>>344015354
the heartiest of keks
>>344014814
You found another faggot anon. Kick his ass.
Yuropoor here
When is it coming out on iOS?
>>344015528
I got it too, Im from SA if that explains something. Yesterday it was ok, I hope we didn't get IP banned or someshit.
Had the game running for around 4 hours, cost me about 40mbs
Anyone got a pokestop module already and knows what it does?
I have become Anthony Burch so others do not have to.
>>344014814
>the local pastor luring children to his church
dont do it anon
>>344016229
>Your parents paying for it doesn't mean it's cheap.
Says the grown anon who wants to catch virtual pokemans.
>Paying for Pokeballs ever
>>344013708
What the fuck is this professor design
>>344009423
Stores and cafés are where people gather and check their phones. It makes more sense to have those places be gyms so people can battle.
My nearest gym is a used car sales lot with a shiny 2cv just waiting for a new owner.
>>344016537
He goes hiking you fat cunt.
>>344016624
>so people can battle.
>"battle"
![Screenshot_2016-07-06-16-06-52[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9cPQ8Cr.png "Screenshot 2016-07-06-16-06-52[1]")
>>344016520
>not living near a pokestop
baka
Thanks...
>>344016438
Oh anon, quit eggs-aggerating.
where the legendaries at
DUTCH RELEASE WHENNN
>>344016796
>stop on the corner, maybe 12m away
>still have to leave house if I want to activate it
so fucking dumb
Should I be catching multiples of the same pokemon or am I just wasting pokeballs?
I have three Pidgeys right now.
>>344016892
just download the apk
Does this game work if i lock my screen?
Will it alert me if there is a pokemon nearby?
>>344016537
>>344016630
I understand the sporty look but he doesn't look like he came out of a pokemon game at all. He looks like a page out of those "How to draw Manga!" books.
>>344016959
>so fucking lazy
>>344011306
Yes
>>344017010
catching pokemon rewards candy, which are necessary to evolve and train
>>344017010
yes, catching multiple versions is the only way to evolve
>>344016520
>>344016796
>>344016959
Not really, you think companies are making games like these just for fun?
>>344002602
What's this, some kind of Geocaching thing for pokems?
Does anyone know when the global release is?
I'm downloading the APK because I can't download it through the playstore even though I'm in AUS but it's taking so long. If it's tomorrow (australia) then I may as well just go to sleep now and download it tomorrow.
>>344017163
it's fucking retarded to go out the door every 5 min, walk 5 feet with your phone in hand, then turn around and walk back
>>344017040
I have an Iphone.
>Australia gets GO first
I'm confused as to the why of it. Does everyone else get it this week?
Man, phone games still fucking suck.
>>344010718
>twink
LONDONNNNNNNL
>>344005747
there is a way, but a faggot like you that doesn't even bother to search in google desersv it
>>344004437
Tried the bera and that was all I needed. Only fun after maybe a week, plus shit drains your battery too damn much.
should i power up a pokemon before evolving it or just wait and evolve it when i can?
>>344017394
Catching NFE's is a lot more common than evolved forms so powering before evolving is best
How the fuck do I find a fucking gym leader or a fucking pokemon shop, it's barren everywhere for me.
>>344016537
You can't have a phone game without shitty lifeless looking cartoon characters. This one is no exception, the designs are terrible.
>>344005681
Yeah your right mobile games are for playing in my house because in my house I have no other options for bigger and better games. I play those games when I leave my house.
Get it together anon
If you pick any team besides blue you're a sperg
>>344016796
>FUCKING POKESTOP
I don't pay for internet data so I'm assuming if I leave my house it won't work?
>>344017568
By not living in the shits. I have three gyms and dozens of pokestops in ten minute walking distance.
Seeesh, I'm not looking forward to Nintendo's future, I can almost see them pulling the shit pic related tried...
Alright guys. Someone teach me how to location spoof.
>>344010684
>>344006404
>>344015497
>>344015534
>>344015816
>>344016041
>>344017698
How the fuck do you guys not have mobile data in 2016?
>>344017163
>Having to use mobile data outside you own house
It's not laziness, Anon.
>>344017920
I used to then I realised I wasn't even using it so what's the point in paying for something I don't use.
>>344017920
I've never needed it in the city, if i'm out then plenty of stores and malls have wifi available. University has wifi on pretty much all of campus. I obviously have it at home. Canadian data is ridiculously expensive so I didn't bother paying a ton for data i'd almost never use
>>344017820
enjoy your ban
I want no part in this.
>>344017313
It's the same with a lot of vidya. There have been plenty of times where New Zealand has gotten a game first simply because they are first to the release date. I remember when streaming Dark Souls III the moment it came out over there was banned on twitch because it wasn't officially out anywhere else.
Burned an incense walked around for half an hour and this is all I get. I know there are horseas and oddishes hanging around but none showed up.
>>344018225
capture gyms, you'll get a daily reward of coins
>>344017920
Because it was practically useless up until now. I have unlimited home wifi, campus wifi and all of the other free outlets that I can use, so there has never been an instance where I might have needed it.
>>344017920
I don't need it 95% of the time. Got internet at home, on the campus and at every friends place. If I go out, I don't need internet or if I'm in the rare case of needing it for whatever reason, a friend has it.
>>344018337
incense gets you around 6 pokemon over the 30 minutes
>>344018337
At least you got an eevee. My game crashed during my encounter.
>>344019058
>game crashed during my encounter.
it seems to do that a lot, at least for me
cant use the battery saving mode because it stops me from interacting with anything
>>344004727
>I'm a fatass with a bicycle in a country where everyone and their mothers ride bicycles.
Zit niet te zeuren, jongen. Eet je kanker.
>there's a Poliwag somewhere close by but it refuses to actually show up
>Wild pokemon and land marks are still not loading
GOD DAMNIT
