/ctt/ - cosole tan tuesdays: AMERICA edition
http://consoletan.booru.org
how was everybody's weekend? play(ing) anything good?
Good morning /ctt/!
Just been watching SGDQ while being most comfortable. Also finally played and beat Shantae and the Pirate's Curse, good stuff!
requesting ps2 tan like pic related
>>343879537
glad to see someone else is up at this hour.
in the middle of replaying FFIX myself. prepping to fight ozma and I can't decide if I should stay around lvl 60 or grind a bit more.
>>343880061
It can't hurt to be a bit higher level.who's in your party?
>>343880061
>ozma
>hard at any level
you just need to git gud
>>343879537
That game was great, and SGDQ has been comfy too.
Playan S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Chernobyl mod with arsenal mod for maximal gunhoardan. Great weekend too, especially withderailing a shitty meme thread with a roller and just now getting unb&.
>>343880663
zidane, eiko, amarant, andbest girl
>>343880723
I beat ozma on my first ever try, party was in the mid 70s on that playthroughand rebirth flame procced twice with in 28 pinions, which is about 11% chance.
>>343880803
I'm excited about this GDQ since I know some of the runners and announcers personally. This week will be about butchering my sleep schedule in order to cheer on/support all my friends.I already missed one though, shh don't tell.
>>343881138
>cheer on/support
I hope you took advantage of that 12% discount and stocked up on plenty of bits.
>>343881305
No, I don't have any money to drop on this (and I'd rather donate to the actual charity directly anyway), mostly just mean texting the announcers during long down times to help keep them awake during the late night runs, and being there to watch my friends running, like any good friend would.
>>343881096
Best girl is best.
>>343881709
>best girl is best
yes, yes she is.
lol Jet Set Radio crashed mid-run
>>343883218
;_;
(That's cute, I hope if you make one for Dreamcast-tan you give her a JSR alt, too!)
>>343884206
maybe someday anon, DC is one of my favorite consoles
here's some oc I made
>>343885458
and this.
lewd version:http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2459
>>343885458
That's pretty great. How's the show anyways? A friend sat me down for the first episode and I assume it would be foolish to form an opinion based on that acid trip alone.
I wonder if anyone is going to deliver on my2DSrequest from the end of last week.
so this is all /a/ faggotry
>>343886092
The lewd one? Or the her stylus is missing one?
>>343886220
Nay, this is the manifestation of /v/'s waifu needs.
THREAD CHALLENGE:
In honor of SGDQ, draw your favorite tan going fast!
>>343885795
the first episode is maybe not the most representative, but the show is good and hilarious. watch 1 or 2 more episodes to make your idea.
>>343885458
I hate the style of the show, and that alone is preventing me from watching it.Nice work though
>>343887313
pc is not a console
>>343887421
Toasty is a tan
>>343887589
the best tan
>>343887881
these are the worst threads on /v/
really has nothing to do with video games themselves. just an excuse for a bunch of mongoloids to post their art
>>343888225
Better than clogging up threads with shitposts like these
how does ps2 tan look like
>>343888483
She'sgorgeous
>>343889524
someone pls redesign ps2 tan
bamp
>>343889524
I wish I had more of that 360
>>343891110
>2DS jumps on and causes it to fling them off
>>343889524
More XBox, pls.
>>343891714
xbox one, xbox 360, or xbox 720p 30fps?
good morning ctt
>>343893124
Jaguar is fucking humongous. I'm not even into giantess or even tall girls but somehow I can get down with a giant Jaguar. Also I don't mean to be rude but there is a certain comical appeal to Jag being that big.
Good morning /r/CTT should I get Cel Damage or Grim Fandago for Vita? Trying to max out a PSN gift card before the sale ends
>>343893257
that's wasn't intended. the beach was painted after she was completed
>>343892139
Original xbox.
>>343893378
I figured, I just ended up really liking it, so I figured I could point it out.
>>343890698
She be the milf now! or probably make her look a bit older.
>>343890698
No.
>>343893353
Please respond
>>343893257
Embrace giant girl love.
>>343889524
who fucked up n64 tan and why
>>343893353
imho celdamage but.
better go for other games. like galgun2
>>343894173
Frick you don't hijack my post
>>343894290
I'm short.Everyone in my family is.So it's not very hard to love tall/"giant" girls, but I have a hell of a complex about my height.
>>343894294
n64 has never had a design that stuck. every single one of these charts has a different design. out of everything I've seen so far pic related, despite being a little overdesigned, is the best and I'm pretty sure it happened sometime last week.
>>343894294
>>343889524
that thing is not correct talking about the popular ones.
example theres no lynx, noy brown n64, no one use that psp, no 80s legwarmer fit nes. wii is commonly a different loli, etc
>>343894389
>galgun
>>343894294
>>343894759
>>343894706
this is the actual i love. also
she get thick because expansion pack.no weird fetish, just cute thick like gba
>>343894759
Lynx isn't popular.
Brown N64 is a literal who at the moment, and the one in the chart is the only design people draw.
No one draws PSP period.
NES has three well liked designs.
Wii commonly not a loli.
>>343894792
B E S T
E
S
T
>>343888151
>>343888519
Who's the artist of these?
>>343895104
what for?
>>343894910
>liking a shitty n64-tan instead of best design
retard
>>343894706
>liking shittier n64-tan made by extra autist that has "reclaimed" console-tans as his own chracter
extra retarded
I have no idea why you give a fuck about him and Zero when they pulled out of this shitfest months ago and started individually naming "their" characters on Tumblr.
Also how the fuck are these threads still running on 99% reposts?
>>343889524
Why is Android-tan the best tan?
Anyone have the comic of him rescuing the guy and telling him it costs $100?
>>343894962
wii's a loli that comes from this author, pretty old pic
>>343894792
also. brown 64 has just 2 weeks.
>>343895401
who's taking care of zero?. the only thing I know from him is that he has not posted here or at least with his nick since he was confronted because "using ref images" if not, sorry
>>343895401
>individually naming "their" characters on Tumblr.
say wut
Requesting Vita facing off against 3DS in these poses, to celebrate Mana on Vita
>>343895401
>him
who?
>tumblr drama
you think I give a shit?
there's like 6 different N64 designs and none of them have more than maybe 3 images each. console-tans don't have official designs. why are you so offended that other people prefer a design that isn't the one you prefer?
I just hope NX-tan will have hair like WiiU-tan. That hair style is fuckin great and is criminally underused, both irl and in drawings. I've only ever seen one girl with that style and it alone made an other wise 6-7/10 a 8-9/10
>>343895831
think I saw zero here last week.
>>343895401
>Also how the fuck are these threads still running on 99% reposts?
this week.
>46 new art on booru.
>like 35 of them was made in flockmod between today and last tuesday.
>>343895860
maybe he designe them, but after that he's nothing more than an author,
its like tans goes public doamin after that.
there's only one nx design in booru at th time. made not as design just atempt of someone
in a lewd canvas.
>>343896153
Speaking of which, is it too early to draw PS4K/Scorpio/NX-tans?
>4K-tan's literally PS4 with a matrix jacket & glasses
>NX is a fusion of 3DS & WiiUI dunno about Scorpio
>>343895390I wanted permission to dub over the comics. I can't draw, but I've got a good mic, and the only way I can participate in these threads is voicing comics with only male characters, which are pretty rare.
>>343896079
>I'm above drama and arguing!
Wow nice job holy faggot.
Also I'm gonna shit on shit designs because they're shit. I didn't even start the complaining in the first place.
>>343895860
Nyrator renamed his console-tan designs to autistically divorce them from these threads becuase they're his ORIGINAL OCS DO NOT STEAL! It seems cute at first, but it's pretty fucking awful when you realize the why.The ask blog was the last straw of disgust.
>>343896395
Well fuck me I guess than. Only seems like the flockmod is less fun because it's populated by drawfags. Shitpost mode was more fun, but that's just a personal opinion.
>>343896545
so far we have
>ps4k
ps4 with bigger more voluptuous proportions and the '4' pattern on her top is a '4k'
>xbone s
loli xbone with a stiff conical skirt
>xbone scorpio
scorpion with the kinect helmet
>>343896747
Go ahead brah, it's 4chan.
>>343896835
pics?
>>343896894
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2014
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2398
>>343896830
>implications
never said I was above drama, I just don't care. way to ignore the entire point by the way.
>>343895104
notapaladin
>>343896545
actually scorpio is just a small xbone or a loli without kinnect acording booru.
only in 1 or 2 pics.
isn't wiiU a fusion of wii and 3ds already. also wii is 2gamcube ,
just like wiiU is 3 gamcube wrapped in tape.
we had no idea about nx, maybe she's a new nintendo phone
>>343896747
you can do whatever you want. even post shitty but interesting
designs for tans that arent popular.
drawfags will work on them later, probably.
>>343896830
>flockmod. a shit to draw online and chat bewteen drawfags
>now is more active because populated of drawfags
>less fun.
what?
>>343897240
>dat PS4K
dick status: muh
>>343897240
>way to ignore the entire point by the way.
The point was that there's no official design, which means I can shit on people for liking the ones I don't like as much as I like. I was here for the inception of this generation of console-tans. I know the old "there's no official designs" adage. Shit designs are still shit.
>>343897278
Talking about the old content that was put out of there by mostly non-drawfags. Now the canvas is taken up by actually decent art so you're kinda just stuck watching. Thought the old times were more fun.
>>343897278
Hope you know that what you showed is the Xbone S, not Scorpio
>>343896874
>>343897167
>>343897278
Okay. I was going to put it on YouTube for visual timing with the comics and stuff. I'll post it here once it's done.
Hope y;all had a good 'merica day
gonna be posting some of my weekly doodles later
>>343897981
why dont you post it in a webm only hosting.
you dont need youtube.
>upload webm
>convert to webm onlne
>>343897981
Looking forward to it anon
Any plans to voice any ither comics? Even if it's just silly fake voicing for female characters, I'd say it would still be interesting to hear/see
>>343897571
taken? mmm... I dont think so.
well, talking as a drawfag imho without new art this thread
is going to be 99% repost. so I work there since is fun and easier
but is not like can't draw with us. not just tans stuff.
drawing is not a magic shit, you need to practice a lot to get gud.
also. there's always room to ask for advice in flockmod.
i think that was one of the reasons it was made for.
im not the best, but if you think is decent . thanks
>>343898153
I've been wanting to start a voice over YouTube channel forever, but have never had a reason to.
>>343898269
None off the top of my head, but there definitely are some I've wanted to voice but there was a female tan in it.
>>343893257
>Tfw into giantess and never noticed this before
I'm dumb
>>343898919
well, its going to be hard if you're not a gurl.I dont like english dubs. man, every single dubbed anime sucks.
that's why english should be banned from dub threads. ;^)
Awh yeah, it's my favorite day of the week.
Mornin' /ctt/, how are you all doing?
>>343899882
Fine and dandy. Still waiting for it to pickup.
>>343898619
Are you okay buddy? Also you missed the point of what I was saying.Work on those English skills too.
>>343886676
I can't draw, but I can post drawings of Genesis going FAST.
>>343894910
<3 glad you like my design Anon!
>>343894406
I don't give a heck you ho-ass bitchalso hot damn that week 2 sale is PATHETIC
>>343900469
as long you can understand it. it's fine for me. also, I'm trying..dunno what is awfully wrong in that text of mine
>>343886676
Doing this later tonight
>>343899882
Doing alright, updating my tablets drivers before I do some doodles
>>343898047
Your draws are my favourite, I look forward to it!and the cute greentext story too
I admit it. Gamesphere has grown on me. His original art was meh, but he looks good these days.
>>343901228
Mornin' Sislo, nice to see you around.
>>343902948
Whats a Sislo?
this is some really, really autistic shit
>>343903619
Hello nigger, I'm negro. You're black as fuck.
>>343878707
I really like this picture
>tfw never gave a shit about these threads at all, but think SNES is a qt 3.14
>>343904353
SNES is pretty god damn cute.
>>343901775
well, its a pretty funny concept
even if there's no so much to work with
http://webmshare.com/play/9MvnP
I don't know why I enen did this, but I did it.
https://r.kyaa.sg/ocpzvv.webm
>>343881305
>mobile tan
>not an ios tan and android tan
>>343905065
I like this style of humour, it makes me miss the golden days of flash animations.
>>343905295
>>343905489It's not even original, but the work ofchriddof
>>343901309
Thanks man, appreciate itAlmost done, adding finishing touches
>>343902948
Mornin anon
>>343905662
I'm excitement.
>>343904620
Plus she's hot as hell at the same time.
Don't know if it's either the hips or the hat
>>343906257
>not thecartridge slot
>>343906257
Probably the hips. The hat is cute though.
Does anyone have 80's NES-chan?
I forgot to save it last week.
It's high noon.
What are you anons having for lunch?
What vidya have you been playing lately?
>>343906875
>Noon
It's 1 PM, you're an hour late
>>343907001
Cool! Its 1am where i am.
>>343907001
>you're an hour late
and you're 7 hours late
>>343906875
>>343907001
But it's only 10am.
>>343906930
>>343906567
those hips were my childhood.
>>343907001
Well it's noon for me, so I was right on time.
>>343906875
I'm eating a buttered blueberry bagel and I've finally got around to playing SS2 again after having crashing issues the last time I tried it 8 years ago.
>>343906930
Thank you very much!!
Can we get some more sisterly love?
>>343907986
What kind of love are we talking about here? That one thing? Or the other one?
>>343907986
Only if you say the magic word.
>>343907986
We need more less represented sisterly love. 2/3DS and Vita/PS4 hog it all.
>>343889524
Why is DS a bancho?
>>343886676
Some saw she leapt through time
>>343906257
I'd say its herthick legs
>>343908296
alakazam!!
boom shakalaka!!
Fuck! It's tuesday already?
I didn't have time to do any 3d this week, likeadding her tail.
>>343908303
Who are all the -tan siblings, anyway?
>3DS and 2DS (and New!3DS though she doesn't show up often)
>PS4 and Vita
>Jaguar and Lynx
>PC and Toasty
>PC and Xbone, kinda? (And I guess Toasty would be her brother too, by that logic?)
Am I forgetting anyone here?
Mainly 2DS and 3DS get all the sisterly love content, and Vita and PS4 to a lesser extent.
>>343908432
Nice, desu. Is Genesis dressed as any specific character, or just wearing that uniform to be cute?
>>343908553
Good enough.
>>343909342
I always imagined Toasty and PC to be old friends.
>>343909496
She's dressed up as makoto from the girl who leapt through time
>>343896545
Scorpio's going to be weird, it's running Windows 10 and is probably equivalent to a R9 390/390x. It seems Xbone and PC are just going to get closer and closer, might as well call it a Windows Machine.
>>343909609
toasty is the little brother that lives off of hand me downs.
>>343909342
>3ds,2ds,wii-u
>Toasty,pc,xbone,Steam-box
>PS4,vita
>>343909179
Keep it up, 3D Jaguar anon.
>>343909342
If you want to get technical, then all same-company consoles/handhelds. But personally I look at it in a same-generation way, like GBA and Gamecube or GBC and N64 for example.
>>343909342
who care's they all love each other
>>343906930
I need this and master system together!
>>343909802
>3ds,2ds,wii-u
Eh, I personally have always viewed Wii-U as being a pseudo motherly figure to 3DS and 2DS, but then there's the grey area of "are all the Nintendo -tans siblings because they're all from Nintendo, or is there some fucked up family tree going on based on console generations" with the same applying so Sony -tans and whatnot.
Also, motherly love.
>>343910130
Blue
BoardI need more Xbox heug lewds
>>343910390
Shes the "ara-ara" eldest onee-san.
>>343910390
but thats vita
>>343910484
well in some way still is sfw
>>343910390
well, actually is a little weird since generations doesn't represent
age or personalities, sibling role.
nes - 80s lady
snes - young good looking best hips girl nextdoor, the best babysiter i ever had in my life.
64 - some christmas cake I guess
gamecube - stuborn loli
wii - naive loli
wiiU - ara ara christmas cake, milf looking
When are we gonna have a movie?
>>343911886
We ain't unless the star is GenesisAlso I'd want a videogame first, maybe something like smash or KoF. This is /v/ after all
In order to get rid of my art block and test out some new drawing software I'll be doing any requests of 3DS tan since I dig red and blue centrist characters. I'll do any requests that aren't lewdfor now
Also I was curious, is there a console tan for the virtual boy?
>>343911063
WiiU is older because she was the first of the 7th gen to be released before Xbone and PS4
>>343896874
pc toaster is orky af
>>343912095
That's actually a lot of work.
I think we should start with an adventure game.
>>343910581
>>343911063
I mean, all in all, since there's no "canon" to the -tans I guess the family relations between -tans kinda comes down to popular opinions and headcanons. The Nintendo -tans are definitely the most confusing when it comes to their family tree and how they're related, between there being so many of them and the fact that child, teenage, and adult -tans are scattered throughout each generation. I suppose I'm the odd one out when it comes to Wii-U being more of a motherly figure rather than a direct sister, but eh, it's not like my opinions or headcanons can't change.
>>343910616
>but thats vita
Say what? That pic is of Wii-U and 3DS.
Gib me requests. No lewds, but I can do moderately sensual drawings.
>>343912394
Vita wearing the nepnep hoodie
>>343894290
MORE
>>343911886
A game would make more sense
Most likely a dating sim with some animu-eqsue animated cutscenes
>>343912394
Maybe a coughing toaster.
Pc and toaster notices some faulty part hanging out of toaster.
Like a psu.
Then either toaster duct tapes himself to hold it inside of him, or he grabs another older one from his bag, pulls out the one in his body and jams in the one from his bag.
>>343912110
How about 3DS traversing a 3D illusion, such as Penrose Stairs or Escher's Impossible Staircase.
>Also I was curious, is there a console tan for the virtual boy?
Yes.
>>343912394
Genesis jogging at top speeds to get /fit/.
Is she a dead system?
>>343912394
wii u wearing a bridal bodysuit (pic is related)
maybe add something about 4th of July while you're at it??
>>343912857
Yes.
>>343912857
Yeah
>CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbKynAfdRbU
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF N64-TAN
>>343912857
Dead inside
>>343915208
I wouldn't mind shooting some life into her.
>>343915616
Me neither
>>343915616
>>343915704
>>343915616
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2417
This is what's waiting for you
>>343916162
How about you show us a bit more vita?
>>343917249
Spoiled for havingno games
>>343896835
>>343897278
>turning Xbone into a damn loli instead of a sluttier version of the one eyed chick
So did that pregnant Xbone request ever come into fruition
Nighty-night /ctt/
>>343918274
Goodnight, anon.
>>343919391
Xbone is cute.
>>343889524
Is there a N3DSXL-tan yet?
>>343919732
There's this comic, but I don't think there's much else of her.
>>343920164
sauce
>>343920164
Shouldn't this be PC and Xbone?
So are Xbone and PC officially dating?
>>343920250http://zeromidnightsociety.tumblr.com/post/146947861748
>>343920164
The uncensored version better be posted in the /aco/ thread.
>>343920404
They are siblings.
>>343920551
DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!! >:'(
Say... Is there a Turbografx16-tan?
Two new pages to Gencon Impact.
Hello /ctt/, I figured I should finally contribute something to these threads, so I made some console tans in Artificial Academy 2.
On the AA2 card database there are already Xbone, PS4, Wii U, 3DS, and Vita cards to download. The ones I made are SNES, Genesis, 2DS, GBA, Jaguar, and Ouya. I might be making PS2, Neo Geo or Mobile tan next.
Before I upload these, I need some help with names for the Friend's, Sexual, and Lover's items for these tans. For example, I saw that 3DS has the following and I'd like them to be in the same vein, I also haven't owned any of these consoles so I don't know what would be fitting:
Friend's: Exclusives
Sexual: Stylus XL
Lover's: Circle Pad Pro
>>343921653
Neat.
>SNES: Mario+Gen+Jag, cartridge slot,Genesis
>Genesis: Sonic+SNES+Jag, blast processing,SNES
>2DS: 3DS+Wii-U+Vita, do not sexualize the retard, probably Vita
>GBA: other GameBoy handhelds, maybe something fitness related? Or having the lights off (no backlight), dunno for lovers
>Jaguar: SNES+Gen+Lynx, catnip, Doomguy ;^)
>Ouya: Toasty, Toasty, Toasty
Would you buy an Ouye?
>>343922602
>hug functionalities
>high class weapon
Already better than an ouya.
>>343922561
These are good but by friend's item I mean an item that would be given to a friend.
>>343922485
Oh fuck my sides.
Sauce?
>>343921653
snes
friends item: game genie
sexual item: used q-tip
lovers item: super scope
>>343922869
Oh, my mistake. In that case...
>SNES: Mario plush or SMW
>Gen: Sonic plush or Sonic 1/2/3
>2DS: Something Pokémon related
>GBA: GBA worm light
>Jag: Doom for Atari Jaguar
>Ouya: Toast, or food, or a home, or a new scarf
Man, looking up the worm light hit me with a blast of nostalgia. So many memories...
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>343895957
Seiken Densetsu been out for the Vita for months you pleb
>>343922485
Wee woo...
>>343919732
>>343920045
forgot all about n3ds now i want moar
>>343924286
She's got a great design, shame she's not as popular.
>>343921653
>that Jaguar
>even Ouya looks cute
My dick, you even got her fivehead down.
>>343912813
Here's what I have so far. I'll probably do something with VB soon.
AAAAAAAAWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEELLLLLLL THE POOOOOOOOWWWWWWUUUUUUHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>343924838
>I'll probably do something with VB soon.
Awesome, can't wait. VB a best.
>>343924838
Nice, desu.
>2DS cannot comprehend the impossible shape and instead sees it as just a triangle
>>343925405
Well, that one Nep-poster finally got something out of all their Nep-posting.
Now that Anime Expo is over I can finally focus on what matters
>>343926196
2ds lewds?
>>343926779
one could say that
>>343926196
>Filename
If 2DS and 3DS are for pure sisterly love, Vita and PS4 are for lewd sisterly love.
>>343927013
i dont remember why i was naming these after clickbait porn titles
>>343927013
>sisterly
but girls don't have penises
>>343927926
>hes never seen a large erect clit
they have a dick
>>343927465
>vita has a big sister
4u
>>343878707
>america
>made in china
>>343927465
>Vita has a big sister
For Vita.
Vita loves playing with her big sister.
>>343927926
>but girls don't have penises
Get a load of this pleb.
>>343928234
There's nothing more American than forcing coolies to do your dirty work.
Oh look, it's the weekly glorified ERP thread.
>>343928407
i prefer the great new-free land of Britbongia
>>343912769
Another Delivery. I didn't do a comic but I did play with the duct tape idea.
>>343928721
I like my cards hot and toasty
>>343928721
I need more Toasty and Xbone interactions.
Gimme some /r/ for tonight/next week
>>343925614
>gif
asshole
>>343929491
Steambox
Lewd or non-lewd
Where is CD-i chan?
>>343929802
>>343929491
How about a drawing/comic of Genesis reenacting a "Sonic Says" segment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1mLtgSt8Lw
>If someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO GOOD! So what do you do? First, you say NO! Then, you get out of there!
>Whoa, little bro [or sis]! That smoke will make ya choke!
>>343929491
Lynx / Jaguar sisterly love, of course!
slow day huh?
>>343931138
Comfy day.
>>343931138
Been slow the past couple of weeks, last week was especially slow.
>Two threads all day, with the second thread becoming an after-dark midway and lasting until Wednesday morning
>>343931272
bout to use my buy one get one free coupon for chipotle for breakfast
gonna be good
>>343931525
>chipotle
>>343931652
they started a rewards program where you can get free shit
trust me i know its awful, but sometimes awful things are good for awful people
>>343931272
did someone saycomfy?
>>343932124
who is this person who draws all these comfy jaguars
>>343924286
>>343920045N3DSXL-tan needs more oppai.
>>343932568
no idea
>>343932568
everyone draws comfy jaguar
draw comfy jaguar and become comfy
>>343928084
>I'll die before I ever get to suck a clit dick
it fucking hurts man. it hurts to live.
i need to draw something
make some system jokes and ill be back and try and work with em
>>343933132
comfy jaguar is everywhere
comfy jaguar cannot be stop
you will be comfy and like it
>>343932568
probably somebody from the flockmod
looks like nick
I uploaded the console tans to the aa2 database >>343921653
http://178.140.224.56/aa2/index.html
Search for console and you'll find them, plus the other console tans that I didn't make but also tagged in there. For required mods, I think it's just Jaguar that requires the Kitsune tan slot and the HEXA hairpack.
Enjoy!
>>343932568
digger_nick
>>343934332
we are comfy now
>>343885731
Try again, but instead of having the alphabet in the correct order, put the alphabet in QWERTY order.
Requesting PS4 and Vitaand PCdressed as Alisa.
>>343934803is toaster in?
>>343926115
Thanks!
I'm out of time now but I'll try and finish it tomorrow and post it in whatever thread is current by that time. I feel like it's turning out well.
>>343925614
I'll probably take a VB request tomorrow. So consider what you might want.
>>343932932
I can't draw
>>343935704
Wow, that's coming along pretty nicely!
>and post it in whatever thread is current by that time
If we have an after-dark thread that spills into Wednesday morning, then sure. Otherwise just gotta wait till next week.
>>343936010
But anon, half of the fun with comfy Jaguar doodles is that they're often poorly drawn on purpose. Lacking any artistic skills will make it all the better.
>>343905065
but she's holding ramen noodles...
>>343935619
I could do that, same with PC. It's a shame you can't customize muscle definition either.
>>343936259
those doodles are clearly made by people who can draw, but just doodling. I literally can't even make a doodle
>>343937048
Here's one I made with my laptop mousepad in ms.paint some time ago. I'm rusty as shit with drawing and was always mediocre with it, so I don't bother with drawing any more, but it's something.
Don't feel bad about it, anon, just doodle a Jag and have fun with it. That's all that matters.
>>343937048
and I'm shit at 3D
do it faggot™
Shit was i supposed to type a fic or was i supposed to draw something
anons help
>>343937660
yes
>>343937736
im not doing both
pic one
>>343937660Draw a comic based on a fic instead.
>>343938026
best of both worlds, make a comic strip.
>>343937660
draw
>>343937660
Do which ever you're better at or have a better idea and material to work with.
>>343938106
This, baka desu senpai.
>>343888519
you are now aware that toasty is drawns at a lower resolution than pc tan
>>343938468
>wasting resources on AA
>>343938408
>better at
im shit at both but text is better
>>343938146
i tried and this happened (was intentionally shit in this case)
>>343938106
no
Ill type a fic. give me some time
need tot hink of what im going to do
>>343931138
Seems so, anon
>>343929934
Might do this later in the week
>>343930615
Hmmm..
>>343937385
>>343937348
here you go niggers
I want to have a threesome with SNES-Tan and Genesis-Tan
Request from last week.
Here you go
>>343939569
i wish to have sex with Vita and have WiiU watch
That or have sex with WiiU and have Vita watch
In the end one will have to suffer
>>343938698
Awesome.
>>343939226
the comfy is glorious anon
become comfy
>>343939569
Nice, but what would Xbone wish for?
It's just not the same.
>>343939218
Not the same Jag/Lynx anon, I was gonna make this a separate request entirely, but if you do the Jag/Lynx one do you think you could make something from this? I think it's a pretty good set up for a drawing. Nice drawing either way.
>>343939569
Nice, I'm liking those tummies.
i miss anything?
>>343940031
Is cooking a comfy activity?
>>343940450
Nothing really.But I did miss you <3~
>>343883218
>>343884678
is that a 'winning can'?
You should connect to the passport service to get your prize.
>>343940450
you miss comfy hour
>>343940494
nom noms are always comfy
comfy for anon
Alrigth anons heres the deal
ill type your fic, but it wont be lewd. had enough lewd at AX this past week
Heres your strawpoll to decide who is in
http://www.strawpoll.me/10674945
There's 30 options, theres not much i can do for that but i want to make this one good so i included as many as i could.
If applicable, PSTV can be in it if Vita gets in.
Make this one worth it
>>343940884
that doesnt look very comfy
>>343940979
is comfy for jaguar until jaguar receive spray
>>343940935
yes im very much aware GBC is missing as well as GameSphere
cant do much about it
>>343941371
Post comf jag lewds
Specifically butt
http://www.strawpoll.me/10674945/
We need at least 1 more to take third place
>>343941494
comfy is not for lewds
>>343940031
now you're just teasing me
Alright it's Vita, SNES, and Gamecube for the fic
Good work. I'll jot down an idea and start typing soon
>>343941886
You're telling me this butt doesn't look comfy? It looks so soft and plush, the perfect place to rest your head.
>>343939569
Good goodnow kiss
THIS JUST IN
4 TANS NOW
STEAMBOX GAMECUBE VITA AND SNES
>>343942752
jaguar think you mean the 'purrfect' place to rest headdo not share jaguar butt!!
>>343943310
show jag butt
Typing this shit up
dont let thread die. i might be able to finish it all today
i forgot what day it was and missed most of console tan tuesday...
>>343944645
She could do a lot more for them, honestly.
>>343934873
Him and Anondot
Lewd console-tan feet and armpits getting all sweaty and smelly in the summer heat
>>343944319
tan version when
>>343921653
>>343935619
Here you go, Toasty and PC both added to the database. Unfortunately there's not too much you can do to recreate them aside for modding in a toaster or giant PC in a hair extension, so this is as good as it gets.
http://178.140.224.56/aa2/index.html
Search for console to find the other tans.
>>343945130
>Grab her cartridge!
>>343945349
>j-j-jam it in!
>>343945130
>Emulate her Game!
Requesting Toasty interacting with 3DS and/or PSP/Wii/DS in some funny or cute way.
Not really picky, just want to see some of my favorite tans together in a single pic.
>thread almost dead
stop this from happening
>>343945130
>Fist her orifices!
VITA ROLL CALL!
who has a vita?
what did you play on it last? if you don't have one what would you play on it first?
is she your favourite tan?
>>343946516
>have 2 vitas
>3 if you include pstv
>senran kagura sv
>__No__
>>343946516
I don't have a Vita, but she does have the best reaction images.
>>343946516
Zero Time DilemmaI don't have a favorite tan, I just like the relationship between her and PS4.
>>343887313
>When that game optimized just right.
>>343946516
Don't own a vita, but did use my sister's to play Cyber Sleuth. Life is good. Hell yeah she's best Tan next to PC and Xbox.
>>343946516
i have thevastly superior PSTV
>>343948086
get good senpai~
If you could take any one of the -tans out on a date, who would you pick and where would you take them for the date?
>>343948552
Vita - Ramen house
Ouya - A nice diner
2DS - IHOP
Steambox - Would cook her some foods
>>343948552
I would take OUYA to a fancy restaurant, and make sure she orders some of the most expensive items on the menu. Full three course meal, complete with a decadent dessert for the both of us.
And then I leave before the bill arrives, and force her to pay for it how ever the manager decides. I'm sure they'd be able to work out an agreement.
>>343948552
id take 2DS to the diner near where i live
>A fog filled morning in winter
>Snes wakes up from her cozy bed in a cabin
>makes her way to the kitchen and makes herself some hot chocolate and takes a seat in the living room
>"Ah~ so nice to relax."
>The ticking of a cuckoo-clock fills the room
>”Seems lonely though... I wonder if someone can stay here with me.”
>Snes pulls up a phone and rings up Gamecube
>*ring ring* *ring ring*
>”Hey what's up, Gamecube on the line.”
>”Oh hey Gamecube, is this a bad time?”
>”Nah, it's been a slow day at the radio station. What ya need my man?”
>The cuckoo-clock sounds now that it's hit high noon
>”W-well I was at the family cabin and wanted to have some people over if you're interested.”
>”Damn that's a nice offer. I'll see what I can do. If I can make it I'll just show up if that's fine.”
>”Yeah that's fine!”
>A click is heard on the other end
>Gamecube hung up
>”D-damn. Must be hard being so cool.”
>She turns on the old CRT and puts on the news
>”Recent reports of illegal consoles being deported from the area are growing in numbers after candidate Trump had one the seat as President. Many are being forced out and agricultural land is becoming unkempt. Markets are low on supplies as a result and cant keep up with consumer demands.”
>She turns off the TV
>”Man... What happened to the fun days?”
>The phone starts ringing and Sens jumps a bit
>She picks it up
>”Hey Snes what are you up to? Watching the news lately?”
>”Y-yes...? How did you know?”
>”Linux has many ways of knowing. It's everywhere you know.”
>”U-uhuh...”
>”That and I'm behind your couch.”
>Snes stands up and looks behind the couch
>”So I take it you hid in the back of the car?”
>”Yep. Us flatties need to stick together you know~”
Okay so im sick as fuck and am trying to handle that while i type this shit.
Tell me now what you need changed or if you think its fine. i wont post very frequently this time
>>343949126
You're the hero we need.
>>343948552
id take Ouya and Toasty wherever they'd want to go and pay for the meal they get.
their happiness is what's most important.maybe id take 2DS out myself some time after.
>>343946516
y
miku 2
maybe
>>343949179
Looks fine to to me, minus a few spelling errors.
>had one the seat
>Sens jumps a bit
poll here like last week guys, i wonder if it'll be different this week?
if you could have a console-tan game starring ONE tan, who would it be?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675490
who would you want the protagonist to be?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10675500
>>343949179
>Snes wakes up from her cozy bed in a cabin
>makes her way to the kitchen and makes herself some hot chocolate and takes a seat in the living room
Oh, this is gonna be cute.
>GC is a radio station DJ
>”D-damn. Must be hard being so cool.”
GC must have written this. That dork is made for bullying, no way she'd be this cool.
>”That and I'm behind your couch.”
>”Yep. Us flatties need to stick together you know~”
This is cute, man.
Besides a few spelling errors, it's nice so far. Get well soon anon, take care of yourself.
>>343949836
i knew i fucked up
working on fixing it
>>343949983
my spellcheck isnt set properly.
>>343925405
Nice. Cute Vita for once.
Thread is a bit dead today
Everyone out at the beach?
>>343949687
>Turbo Tan Racing
>>343950548
no but i want that steambox request
im back from Anime Expo and have a cold now so im at home being miserable
>>343950552
I'd play it.
>>343889524
>Virtual boy isn't a unborn baby
>>343950548
>High of 103 degrees outside today
I'd like to have gone to the beach, but god damn it's too hot for being outside. Fuck summer.
>>343928721
Neat
>>343929371
How are burnt cds for xbone?
If xbone piracy isn't a thing yet, you could still have toaster try to give her pirated games and say it worked for her older sister
>>343950839
virtual boy had an actual launch and was commercially available so I don't see why it would be.
>>343951008
>If xbone piracy isn't a thing yet, you could still have toaster try to give her pirated games and say it worked for her older sister
Im up to date as physically possible on this shit
It's not possible yet, but we're getting there. and you'd be using burned BD discs, not CDs.
Anime expo had some nice examples but they wouldnt let me get pics of the disc itself with the demo kits.
its a lengthy explanation on how piracy can work but thats a story for another timei feel like typing something up for systems getting jailbroken as a fic
I drew this shitty thing.
>>343951586
naisu
>>343951586
you did it
>>343951586
>When you get raped by someone so much that you develop Stockholm syndrome and start to love them
Poor Shield.
![5730c4bd5c1f200c29f57c9d0c2539bd10dc20df[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7EqrZJF.jpg "5730c4bd5c1f200c29f57c9d0c2539bd10dc20df[1]")
Obligatory weekly request for more Master System tan.
We had so much fun together back when I was a child.
>>343949179
>She's not amused
>”Alright alright I'll stop messing with ya. You're not all flat. You still have a nice rump after all.”
>”Get out from behind the couch before I take you out myself.”
>”Fine... I brought Vita with me if you don't mind.”
>Snes is visibly confused
>”Oh yeah, my advanced technology allows me to pack them up in small spaces. They're in this tiny cube.”
>Steambox tosses this tiny cube and it expands when it lands
>It opens up and Vita comes out sweating
>”Did she have air?!”
>”Huh? Oh nah she was just overwhelmed with VNs.”
>Vita tries walking but her pants are at her feet and she falls down
>”I wish I had that many VNs...”
>Snes helps Vita get up and carries her to the bed to rest
>Steambox steals some snacks from the cabinets and tosses another cube
>It spawns a 4k 3D curved display smart TV
>”What do you wanna play Snes? We got everything PC has and more.”
>”You got minesweeper?”
>”Well I have Mines which is li-”
>”Do you have Minesweeper?”
>”No...”
>The TV goes back into the cube and Steambox puts it away
>They hear a thump from up stairs
>”Dammit did Vita roll off the bed?”
>They go check on her and there's no sign of her moving
>Her pants are still down and everything
>Another thump is heard from the closet
>”You got any weapons in those cubes?”
>”I have a catalog. Just name it and you got it.”
>”I need a shovel.”
>”Square or angled?”
>”Motherfucker get me a shovel.”
>Steambox gets a cube out and spawns a shovel
>Snes opens the door, ready to beat what's in the closet
>”D-dont hurt me! It's just Gamecube!”
>”Oh...”
am i doing good? any spelling errors?
"Sens" isnt detected as an incorrect word
Who's the best os-tan and why is it xp?
>>343946516
Project Diva F2nd.
Vitan best tan.
haven't touched her in ages though
but I preordered PDX
>>343950732
I'll try man, no promises. Sorry your sick tho
>>343950958
Christ, where do you live?
>>343952039
It's great. Keep going.
>>343946516
I just Disgaea 4 on mine but I do take it to work.
>>343952262
as long as you read over these ill be okay
>>343949179
>>343952039
My weekend was shit, found out my ex is getting married to my ex best friend, raising my kids n shit. So I dropped about 72 hours into stardew valley. Also I like your console tan threads even though I rarely contribute.
>>343952039
>Steambox steals some snacks from the cabinets
That bitch.
>”You got minesweeper?”
>”Well I have Mines which is li-”
>”Do you have Minesweeper?”
>”No...”
Kek
>”Motherfucker get me a shovel.”
Jeez SNES, calm down.
This got stupidly humorous real fast, but keep going. I'm liking it.
>>343952262
Texas. The highs have been in the upper 90s or lower 100s for the past like two weeks. My fan is on at least medium at all times, and even then I'll have to put it on high for an hour to stay cool.
>>343952706
That really sucks, anon. Just browse the thread and try to take your mind off the news.
Don't know much about the who console tan stuff but I do like Zero's stuffs.
>>343952838
not him but Oklahoma isn't any better where I am considering we are the hat of Texas.
Cold weather when
>>343950548
PAPI WA HAPY
yo someone hit me up with a request
>>343952706
>obligatory cuck posting
>>343953029
Vita lovingly petting 2DS while 3DS watches in the shadows
>>343952838
>intruder
>in closet
>ask for a shovel
do you really need a specific shape for it if theres an intruder? Like lets be honest
>>343953029CD-i lewds
>>343949852
>literally one person voted
>>343952938
Thanks, I've been doing pretty good escaping
>>343953098
I am the ultimate cuck, I am the wife's son's father, I am very well aware of the whole situation.cucked by a lesbian
>>343953029
Toasty presenting Gabe Newel with a copy of UNDERTALE(R)
>>343953006
Jesus, panhandle and north Texas dry heat was hell when I lived in Dallas. I'm more acquainted with humidity and swimming in my heat, not blistering, scorching dry heat. It'll only get worse as summer goes on, fall can't come soon enough.
>Mfw it's not even the prime of summer heat
>>343953029
Jaguar playing PC's new Doom and being amazed.
>>343953176
Depends on how you want to strike. Angled is better as a spear, square is better as a blunt striking object.
>>343953029
shield and vita doing cute things
>>343953810
I think a majority of people would just beat people with it and not care about how its angled.
I'm speaking as someone who has had to deal with this before.
>>343953769
It's not that bad. Some other guy is making sure that your genes go towards the future while you get to relax. Maybe seek out some new chicks.
>>343953769
I drew this just for you
>>343954134
You gotta consider your technique and what kind of attacks your body is best suited for, though. Some people are better at broad strikes, some are better with precise stabbing strikes, just depends on what your stronger muscles are in your arms and chest. That, and how you want to fuck the intruder up, whether it be beating them unconscious or causing serious internal injuries.
Always have a plan and a strategy, anon. The mind is your strongest weapon.
>>343949852
It's still so surreal seeing my art posted around.
Anyway, pic related would be my choice.
>>343954929
>/k/
goddammit i just cant escape it
I know I should think but normally id have a firearm but im not legally allowed to own one or possess for another 2 years
Id rather just make the first move and be done with it so i can handle it properly. as long as i have control then all is well
>>343955524
you cant beat whats already broken
>>343888695
I like where this is going
>No one remembers MadCatz
Pic related, from last week.
>>343952039
>She gets out of the closet holding her back side
>”Is something wrong?”
>Her face turns red
>”I uh, ripped my shorts getting in here and now people can see into em.”
>”Ah don't worry. I'm sure your panties wont be damaged.”
>Her face gets redder
>”I'm going commando.”
>Snes and Steambox blush
>Vita wakes up and shouts
>”WHO HAS NO PANTIES?!”
>Snes nudges Steambox
>”Take Gamecube down stairs and get her some new ones while I hold Vita.”
>”Okay.”
>And without a single moment of hesitation Snes gets a belt and holds Vita down to fix her pants
>”There's no lewd times with Gamecube while you're here, got it?”
>”Y-yes. But can you h-hold me down harder at least?”
>She's already sick of people in the cabinets
>Belts Vita's pants and locks em
>”These pants stay on unless there's a good reason.”
>She walks her down stairs to the living room where the TV is back up
>A movie is on
>It's Tron Legacy
>”Is this what you see with those goggles Steambox?”
>”Only when people touch my circle pads.”
>Gamecube looks closely at her concave chest to figure out how they work
>She reaches for them but is stopped by Vita getting to them first
>”AHHN~! HEY! I'M REALLY SENSITIVE!”
>”But that's the best part!”
>Snes breaks them up
>Vita gets chained to the fireplace while Steambox is panting and sweating from just a few seconds of being touched
>”How long do you all plan to stay here?
>They turn to each other briefly
>”Whenever you leave, we leave.”
>She goes up stairs and changes into snow-resistant clothing
>”I'll be going to the store if you need me.”
>She leaves and walks off into the distance towards town
>”So what do we do now?”
>Steambox still catching her breath
>Vita is asleep
>”Say Steambox, you wanna untie Vita and have some more fun?”
>She turns to Gamecube and her visor falls off
>”Did I ever say 'Stop'?”
still going
not sure what ill do but ill figure it out
>>343889524
Where can I find more of NES-tan?
We need something like this.
This is the best thing ever.
>>343956413
http://consoletan.booru.org/ !
Take care of your organs people. Also a good morn' to all.
>>343952467
Okie
>>343952838
Whew. Texas life is not for the weak
I'll be back later tonight, my kitchen caught on fire and I need to leave the house for a bit
>>343956718
Holy shit, I hope you're okay.
>>343956672
This is still my wallpaper, thanks for the updated version though!
>>343956984
no prob's sempai.
>>343885458
I want to go to a convention dressed like Iyami just as an excuse to be in yellowface.
It's just a matter of whether I should give him a horrific French accent or not.
>>343956718
>kitchen caught on fire
next time dont drop the mixtape
anyone have comments on >>343956271
>>343956271
>”Y-yes. But can you h-hold me down harder at least?”
>”Only when people touch my circle pads.”
>”AHHN~! HEY! I'M REALLY SENSITIVE!”
I thought this wasn't going to end up lewd. This is pretty lewd, anon.Keep going.
>people in the cabinets
>>343956718
>Texas life is not for the weak
Indeed. We mostly just randomly burst into flames and either go to the beach to put ourselves out or just live with being on fire.
>my kitchen caught on fire
You w0t. How did that happen, mate? Stay safe, either way.
>>343956718
>my kitchen caught on fire and i need to leave the house for a bit
sleep in peace pupper
>>343957512
>go to the beach
nigga every beach here sucks
south padres maybe the only one thats mediocre
>>343956718
I'm sorry my beats were too sick
Seriously, stay safe friendo.
>>343957681
>not an actual cassette
I'm disappointed.
Still typing up more
>>343957512
thanks for the feedback. if you spot any spelling errors or weird things let me knowAt Anime Expo they had an Ouya setup at the game boothi was tempted to play but i didn't
>>343889524
>no Saturn
>no TurboGrafx-16
>no Neo-Geo Pocket
>no Wonderswan
>>343929920
Still love her all the same
>start thread at 6:30am
>still going and not even at bump or image limit at 9:00pm
and I thought last week was slow.
>>343957624
>south padres maybe the only one thats mediocre
Top kek, I like the less populated areas of South Padres, UFO beach is also pretty good.;^)The local beaches in my town are shit though. I did beach clean ups a few times in high school and fuck are the beaches dirty, it only gets worse when all the nearby college towns come down and throw all their trash everywhere. Honestly makes me salty, man.
>>343958285
I like it.
>>343952001
NEO-GEO's figure is divine.
>>343958871
it's suffering. its summer time so people are doing many things
>>343956271
>”No but it seemed like you wanted more. My sister is such a buzzkill.”
>She turns to Vita
>”HEY VITA MY PANTIES ARE MISSING!”
>Vita snaps awake
>”I'LL HELP YOU FIND THEM!”
>Gamecube gets up and looks around for the key to unlock Vita's chains
>20 minutes pass and no key is found
>”Sorry Vita, guess we can't jailbreak you.”
>”Don't worry, I'm used to it.”
>Steambox gets up and tosses another cube
>Out comes a clone of Vita
>It flops on the ground as if it's lifeless
>”That's creepy. What is it for?”
>”Watch. HEY VITA LOOK AT MY TITS!”
>Her head snaps into position and a glow from Steambox's chest brightens the room
>When the light fades the new Vita body starts to move
>”I'll just swap her consciousness into a new body since she isn't jailbroken.”
>”That's weird but works for me.”
>Vita gets up and looks in her pants
>”Dammit, no dick. Next time I want a dick.”
>They go up stairs and look around for Snes' stash of toys
>”I think I found something!”
>It's a pair of hand cuffs
>”Huh, didn't think my sister was into that.”
>Back outside in the snow, Snes made it to the store
>”I need the best drink you sell and some ice cream.”
>The cashier isn't listening
>”I said I need-”
>”The only thing you need is me darling~”
>Genesis is at the register
>”Family problems again?”
everyone die?
>>343960701
busy drawing before the thread hits bump limit
>>343960701
No, dinner.
Done.
Coming 20XX
>>343960797
god speed
>>343960852
i have a fridge burrito waiting
>>343960701
just trying to get a fic finished before the end of Afterdark
>>343960272
>”Sorry Vita, guess we can't jailbreak you.”
>”Don't worry, I'm used to it.”
Kek
>That Vita clone part
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING, HOW CAN STEAM BOX DO ANY OF THIS, WHAT THE FUCK
>”Dammit, no dick. Next time I want a dick.”
Toppest of keks
>Genesis is at the register
Oh boy, here we go.
This is a wild ride, but keep going. I didn't catch any fuck ups that time.
>>343960701
I'm waiting for other posts that might garner a reply to pop up while I'm working on other stuff. Slow day today.
>>343961252
>vita kernel exploit fucking never
>mind swap was related to memory card swapping without formatting (look it up)
>obligatory futa joke
>Genesis just being there for plot
dont worry i got you
>>343961252
>>343961479
just because theres nothing about steambox thats happening im throwing some linux stuff in here
high as shit compression techniques in formats that are optimized to fuck so no bloat
have things stored and can call them with just a simple command.
literally PC but on linux for the core so small sizes for big tasks normally (depends on package type
my autism needs to stop somewhere. you'll like this next part for sure
>>343961479
>>343961783
>mind swap was related to memory card swapping without formatting
Alright, that makes much more sense then in context.
>high as shit compression techniques in formats that are optimized to fuck so no bloat
>have things stored and can call them with just a simple command.
I didn't connect those dots since I'm not very well versed with hardware (see: hardware illiterate) and whatnot, but thanks for the explanation.
Autism can be a good thing, depending upon what kind of autism it is.
>>343962315
SteamOS is Debian based Linux derivative. It's everything Debian is but geared toward being the most steam compatible possible.
Software wise it could be better (arch has some small packages for example)
In context theres no way you'd figure that out unless you keep in mind that Steambox is like PC but not running Windows
dont die on me now motherfuckers
>>343878707
I want to feed Xbone a lot of food!
>>343962596
>Mfw all that
Yeah, I'm not joking when I say I'm hardware illiterate. I just know that Steam Box and PC are pretty damn similar besides what OS they run.
Also, we need a -tan version of pic related since I'm bothering to use it.
>>343962315
now im really concerned about this.
is jailbreaking consoles, something comparable with prosttitution. just like AV debut??
>>343963901
CD-i fits that image well
or 2DS
next part comign soon. hold tight
>>343963901
I'm gonna take a stab at this though you'll miss it if we don't get an afterdark thread. I'll probably post it on the booru.
>>343964297
Absolutely cute.
>>343964359
>more than one eye
you're not even a real xbone!
>>343963575
>>343964297
jaguar go on adventure!!
last for butts
>>343963575
>>343964297
>>343964908
>you will never play this game
>>343964908
jaguar cannot post image, but adventure for comfy!!
>>343960272
>”And some guests.”
>”Take what you want. I'll cover it. Just be sure they don't go in my drawers.”
>She gets the hardest liquor she can find and a gallon of ice cream
>”Stay safe, love. It's snowing a lot.”
>”Thanks and feel free to come by after work~”
>She starts her walk back to the cabin fighting the snow
>Back in the cabin bedroom
>Vita is handcuffed to the bed posts
>Gamecube in her Medly themed panties
>Steambox handling the 4k 120fps camera and ready to spawn some toys
>She starts recording
>”You ready Vita? We'll show you what system exploits are like.”
>Gamecube hops onto the bed over Vita and pulls her pants down
>Her panties read “Top Nep”
>Steambox holds in laughter while Gamecube starts to drool
>They pull down her panties and reveal the golden spot
>”Just don't break it too much! I don't want to get bricked you hear!”
>Gamecube looks at the toys available
>”Let's see what we can mess with...”
>They pull out the biggest dildo in the pile
>”Lets see how secure you really are~”
>She presses it against her sweet spot and starts to slowly push in
>Vita starts squirming
>Gamecube pushes harder
>It slips and flops onto Gamecube's face and leaves a black eye
>”So uh... That's pretty strong...”
>She uncuffs Vita and asks her to take over
>”Only if the camera girl joins in too.”
>She agrees and hops on top of Gamecube
>”You got the special strapo-”
>Vita rams the Double-D strapon into Gamecube and Steambox
>”CHRIST GIVE A WARNING!”
>Both of them take it raw
>It goes all the way into both of them with ease
>Steambox holds Gamecube tight to endure it
>Outside the cabin Snes finally returns
>”I hope they didn't kill themselves without me.”
>She opens the door and sets down the bag of booze and ice cream
>From the kitchen she hears moaning
>”Goddammit how did they get Vita out of the locks!?”
>She looks over to Vita's body, still chained up by the fireplace
i hit the text cap. second half of last part in a moment
>>343965365
>She runs up stairs with a light gun
>The door is closed and the moaning gets louder
>Snes kicks open the door and points the gun
>”WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?”
>Vita turns to her and gestures “Be quiet, we're filming.”
>Snes puts the gun down and goes down stairs
>She comes back up after a minute with the bottle of booze
>”I'm joining in, but I'm drinking this so I can be okay with Steambox being filmed like this.”
>Steambox's mind is broken from so much fun
>She drinks half the bottle and gets undressed
>Walks over to Vita and holds her tits hostage
>”Steambox, spawn me a new body. I want PSP's body with a dick for this one.”
>”A-AH~s you w-wish!”
>She does her thing and Snes now handles PSP's body
>”So you're unhackable right?'
>”Yeah what about it?”
>”That's not what your sister told me.”
>She rams her dick into Vita's tight ass
>Vita grits her teeth together to handle it
>”See? Only your family can have fun with you~”
>She thrusts deep into Vita's ass
>Gamecube and Steambox lie on the bed panting drenched in fluids
>Snes pushes Vita over onto the bed and with one last push lets out a flood of cum in her ass
>She falls over and cum pours out
>Vita's mind goes back to her real body as does Snes
>”This is going to get some good money on porn sites.”
>Back at the store in town, Genesis is watching a camera feed from inside the cabin room
>”I can't believe she forgot about our live feed for streams. Oh well, at least I can have more porn of her.”
pastebin here
http://pastebin.com/zaUx0TpJ
What's your favorite game that's available on your favorite -tan?
>>343949179
>>343952039
>>343956271
>>343960272
>>343965365
>>343965534
And now to hate how I'll never be able to draw this
>>343966009
PS1
Megaman Legends 2
>>343965097
Yeah....
>>343966009
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town
>>343965365
>>343965534
>Medli-themed panties
l-lewd
>>343966748
why else would you want a gamecube like come on
So will we have a second thread or is this the end?
>>343967002
The night is still young, but first we need to hit bump limit.
>>343967071
better get my burrito then
did you like the text senpai?
>>343966890
I have a cube for fun with friends. Kirby Air Ride may be the best couch-multiplayer game ever. Find me another game you can play to its fullest with one hand free for beer.
>>343965365
>>343965534
I'm laughing more than I should be from this, this is just so sudden and without any explanations, just cutting straight into the thick of it from one thing to the other, no questions asked. This was such a god damn fever dream, but bravo you beautiful, actually-sick bastard.
>ill type your fic, but it wont be lewd. had enough lewd at AX this past week
>but it wont be lewd
So much for that!
But seriously, I appreciate the fact that you come here each week and write up these mini fics. They're a fun read and they give a nice bit of extra content throughout the threads, andbetween Psych and I constantly delaying our fics, it makes us feel a bit better that all the anons of /ctt/ have something. The both of us appreciate and enjoy your fics, and we both see good potential in you. Keep up the good work, anon.
>>343967235
Text wrapped in images.
>>343967461
im sick because i made physical contact with a girl after 4 years. the one time i meet someone nice and worth the effort to try and date i get a fucking cold from them
i forgot i said no lewd but who cares
and thanks. now i just need to draw something that is reasonably good
Almost there.
Quick! Everyone name your favorite video game and whether or not your favorite tan might like that video game!
Quick question: Is there going to likely be a tan related song in the next /v/ musical?
>>343968531
Alex Mercer
Xbone loves the sales he brought, shame about his other game!
>>343968652
No one can say unless they're writing up lyrics as we speak.
>>343968531
>Megaman X6
>Megaman Legends 2
Former no, Latter yes.
It's hard to like something so good but like something so shit as well
>>343968652
probably not
>>343954402
thanks anon, I'll treasure it
>>343968531
DeadRising
Jag might find it weird as I make frank dress up in the serve bot helmet and children clothing slaughtering zombies
>>343968531
>Genesis
>Doom
Oh, I'm sure she'd fucking love it.
>>343968652
Most unlikely, unless we all really tried pushing for it and started writing lyrics now.
>>343968652
SNES made it on one of the album covers, at least.
http://i.imgur.com/dZ73Dqp.jpg
>>343969008
>capcom likely sending me a C&D letter regarding DR4 shit
i dont even like Dead Rising as a franchise
after dark time!!
I'm back
doodling some late night fluff
>>343956875
>>343957472
>>343957512
>>343957519
>>343957681
My roomate put potato chips in the oven, set it to preheat, and set the kitchen aflame.
>>343969716
>potato chips
>chips
>oven
hello from the US. hows the British Independence treating you?
also how do you feel about calling chips fries
>>343969869
>implying I'm British
No, my roomate was just retarded
>>343970136
it's the thought that counts.
hop on over to the other thread while youre at it
SNES is fat!
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