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This is your bartender tonight.
This is my shill today.
>>343827306
I rather drink somewhere else.
>>343827306
I want to buy your game, dev. But am currently too poor to do so and too proud/lazy not to torrent it.
>>343827618
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>>343827618
>Make a cup of ice
>He spits fire
It's a pretty fun game, worth pirating if you have the time. No need to apply a crack or anything, the game has no drm.
>>343827709
Poorer than a Venezuelan?
The trailer gives it an old 90's anime sort of feel. Is this the atmosphere the whole game has? Because I love that stuff.
>>343828618
It's style based of the PC-98, which is very much in the era of late 80s-90s anime.
But it's also sort of filtered through non-japanese anime fandom, so expect hella memes.
>>343828071
Admittedly, no. Probably, definitely not poorer than a Venezuelan. Fuck, not even close.
Currently at university, just living within my means and working in my spare time to feed myself and pay rent. It's pretty grueling at the minute. I have a few steam keys that I could trade for it (Read Only Memories, Shadowrun Returns/Dragonfall DC), I guess. Love the PC-98 aesthetic, want to support the dev so I can show support for other shit that looks like this.
I just got to chapter 2. Does giving people different drinks actually effect anything besides like 2 or 3 lines of dialog?
Karmotrine Dream a best
>>343829392
it's pretty good but it's no March of the Titans.
>>343829381
There's multiple endings
>>343827306
game sucks idiot
>>343828913
Cool. 90's Cyberpunk is my kind of thing, I really miss that feeling and modern shows/games just cn;t quite replicate it for me.
Pity about the memes though. Is it that bad? Is it a once in a while thing or are there characters who just basically banepost and endlessly make 4chan references?
>>343827306
Ask her where the fuckboy is
I'd rather drunk on the alcoholic milk and alcoholic soda from a bar in any one of numerous games aimed at children.
What is the name of the game?
>>343830939
Va Eleven Ha Eleven A
aka "waifu bartending"
>>343831301
>Ha Eleven A
That's not how you spell best girlIt's you
>>343827306
t. dev
>Tfw i can't literally play this game without drinking alcohol (tequila, cuba libre, etc)
>Tfw Jill reminds me of a certain Mexican girl
>Tfw i want a sequel or spin-off so bad.
>>343831445
The devs don't have enough electricity to shitpost on 4chan anymore, power is rationed in Venezuela.
can anyone give me a torrent link? cant find shit
>>343831543
I swear playing this game while drinking is the right way to play it.
>boys on the internet
Dicks or GTFO.
>>343830435
I'd say about half and half perhaps. There's definitely memes and some are pretty cringeworthy, but the game also remembers that it's cyberpunkwhen you aren't dwelling in Jill's relationship problems, anyways. Overall it's comfy, lives up to its setting well enough, and isn't too heavy on the price tag for what it offers. As for endless references, there aren't any characters that do that (though some are caricatures of memes) but there is an in-game forum of sorts that's basically 4chan but it's also optional.
>>343832075
I want to massage Stella's breasts.
>tfw got hype for the idea of a bartending simulator
>it's all some cyberpunk pseudo-cocktails
>5 fucking ingredients, one of which is the alcohol
>game pauses for you while you make the drink rather than carrying on the conversation naturally
It's fun enough, and I can understand how it's not particularly easy to write dialogue that deals with interruptions smoothly, but still, the best bartender simulation remains SS13.
>>343833009
the setting really seemed to just be there to justify the artstyle aside from a few welcome instances. for the most part its just anime girls being cute uguu
>>343833009
I will RP jill as a bartender in SS13
>>343832761
Memes in games are generally shit anyway, I'll still probably pick this up for the comfy factor and the 90's anime aesthetic. The soundtrack also seems pretty good from the trailer at least.
>>343830435
>Is it that bad?
It's pretty bad.
>>343833196
Yeah, you've pretty much got the positives in mind. Just try to endure getting memed on for time to time and you'll probably be fine.
So, what's this game about?
>>343833471
Robololis.
>>343833471
Mixing drinks and changing lives in a cyberpunk dystopia.
>>343833196
It's fun, for sure. The only annoying person is streaming-chan, everyone else is great. For making drinks, you don't have to drag the ingredients everytime - You can use QWERT to add to the mixer.
>>343833471
It's just stuff about what's going on in their world and it's pretty cool but then the protag's ex comes into the mix and it gets a little deeper
>>343833235
>it even has Constanza
Oh for the love of god. It's a cool concept, why shit it up with stuff like that?
>>343833538
sounds cool.
>>343833610
South America is pretty big into los memes, this is actually quite restrained considering.
>>343833610
They don't rub it in your face, besides his name and sort of personality. I don't know, I didn't mind it.
>dystopian world
>fucked up stuff going on in the background
>all your character does is go to her shitty job and talk about relationships and other people's jobs
I actually like this. It's fun to be in a setting like this and not be some chosen one on a mission to tear it all down. You're just a nobody who makes small differences here and there.
>>343833610
To be fair to the game, that's one of the more egregious instances of memes in it. Well, aside from not 4chan but considering it's not 4chan, it at least has some semblance of contextual justification there, however flimsy. But I digress, if you can handle that then the game won't get under your skin too badly.
>>343833920
This is actually true. I can speak from experience that Brazilians are REALLY into memes. So much so, that it's not uncommon to see people talking about their favorite latest Facebook memes on TV.
>>343833989
It's kinda like Recettear in a way - you aren't some JRPG hero going out there trying to save the world, you're just a loli trying to make ends meet by running a shop.
vita version when?
>>343834324
Jill is not a loli anon. That's Dorothy.
>>343834350
Considering they might've just started the port job, maybe at the end of the year? I just bit the bullet and got it on PC instead.
>>343834520
>tfw the best girl in the game is a literal whore
>>343834620
>whore
what's the problem?
>>343834620
I'm completely OK with that.
>>343827306
>anime style
>all girls are whores
lmao so reel so accceptable XD
>>343834324
Funny, I was thinking it was a bit like Recettear myself. Jill is a better waifu than Recette though. But then her game doesn't allow you to try and rip off lolis and basically act like RPG Pawn Stars.
>>343834520
True but that's aside my actual point, which is that you're playing as some random nobody instead of the chosen one. Also, I fucking love Dorothy.
>>343827306
It's a shame the game is so damn shallow. I don't feel right recommending it to anyone.
>>343834620
She's a sexbot. What did you expect?
>>343834804
What's shallow about it? It's a VN, you play those for the story. Granted it's not the deepest story but it works and the general experience is enhanced by the visuals and music. Seems alright enough for its genre.
>>343833989
>the sequel/spin off comes out
>a Gordon Freeman style hero is tearing the city a new one
>your character still give no fucks and has a dead end job throughout.
>occasionally serve military guys who bitch about how this one guy is making them all look shit.
I like that.
I really fucking suck at the shump minigame
How long is it? I don't see any way of telling how fare I've gotten in it
>>343827306
I like her big hands
>>343835176
Same, but I'm awful at shmups period.
>tfw six hours into the game according to Steam
Am I super slow or just how long is this game?
>>343833989
>>all your character does is go to her shitty job and talk about relationships and other people's jobs
woah just like real life
>>343835281
Reading speed is a factor, but it's about 10-12 hours long
>>343828618
Visually? Yes. The text? Hell no. It feels like it was written today and ABOUT today.
>>343829392
>not big Beer
Poncy shite.
Is Alma the best girl? Do perfect girls exist?
>>343835281
I got 16 hours in it for just one ending, though a good chunk of it wassetting up the controls for my steam controllerand failing miserably at that shump game
>>343828618
Its because you're a faggot that has no idea what 90s anime was
Shit in the 90s wasnt written to be as upbeat as vallhalla nor was it as bright visually
>>343835281
I've played a little over 11 hours and I'm on day 17, I think. I'm pretty much at the end of the game.
>Your Love Is A Drug
>Bartending animes giving cool vibes and making bartending seem great
>And now there's this comfy bartending vidya where you make drinks and change lives
Is bartending a rewarding occupation?
I'm pretty young(19) but it seems like a cool thing to do.
>>343835467
Karmotrine Dream is a song, anon. On that note, everyone post your top 3 songs.
>Everything Will Be Okay
>A Gaze That Invited Disaster
>A. Rene
How many chapters? I'm at the start of 2 and my hand hurts frompressing the space bar 4 times per second.
>>343835764
Why are you pressing the space bar that often? Also, there's only 3 chapters I believe.
>>343835690
Probably if you work somewhere nice (like any occupation), but you're not going to.
>>343834970
It's a VN with one route and almost no variation, which means there's literally no reason to play it once you've gotten all of the "endings" which really aren't different endings, they're just additional scenes that get tacked onto the actual endings. If we're being honest there are only two endings.
Now if the single route was actually interesting it would be fine but not only is it actually pretty boring but it's also incredibly short. VNs with a single route and no choices do exist but they tend to have a bit more meat and potatoes in terms of a story. Valhalla's story is pretty barebones. Out of all possible directions the story can go in they decide to have Lenore's sister shoulder most of it, meaning the actual "plot" of the game only starts happening halfway through, and just really isn't that investing.
>MY SISTER IS DEEEEAAAAD AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT JILL
I get that they were going for the whole "you're not the hero, you're just a person doing their job" so the story being kind of boring and uneventful makes sense but that isn't an excuse for the game being boring and uninteresting. It doesn't help that the story is littered with side characters that are a lot more interesting than you and everything going on in your story, but half of them even remotely matter and only a handful are even mentioned in the "endings".
Special mention goes to Anna who is depicted prominently in the official art and is implied to be important but barely matters at all in the story. The first half of the game is spent on side characters that barely end up mattering and the second half focuses on your boring, cliche story. Some of the side characters are just outright ignored by the end. What happened to Betty and Deal? Donovan? The red-haired dude? Jaime?
Posting best song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRDbISnar9w
Even Stella got the idea, being July 4th and all.
>A.Rene
>Heart of The City
>Out of Orbit
>>343835872
Probably because the text moves so fucking slowly and they give you a sentence or two to read at most.
>>343835170
They can just do a spin-off with Jamie where you work with killing people.
>>343835702
>Heart of the City
>Out of Orbit
>All Systems, Go!
>>343835940
Its the nature of the job. People come and go.
>No cute Steam emotes and backgrounds for the game
My only real complaint desu.
A nice background in the game's artstyle would be really cool I'm sure.
Sounds good, I'll hav-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>343836231
they're coming soon(tm)
Buddy, I think you've had too much to drink. This isn't an EVE Online thread.
>>343836231
The devs said their publisher is working on that.
>>343836231
They said they were working on the cards, no idea what is going on. Must still be doing art for them, plus the background and emotes.
>>343836228
Like I said, I understand that. But since the game is trying to tell a story and doesn't make the slightest attempt at being immersive it falls flat, at least for me.
>>343833537
How the fuck does her hair work?
>>343835702
>>343835702
>is a song, anon
E-eh-eee... Y-you're still a poncy little shite maggot.
And on that note-
>The Assignment
>Heart of the City
>Underground Club
Also, Base of Titans bc it reminds me of PSO
>Set the jukebox to play only the melancholic and slow songs
>Suddenly the game is 10x better
>>343836464
I used to wonder about that, but I've began to just accept the drills in my life as they are. I still have no idea where they come from, but they're cute.
>>343827306
I'll have a Big Bad Touch.
>>343836464
it's the future nigga the devs don't have to explain shit
>>343835872
Press once to make the whole text display, press again to skip text after reading. Most of it is 2 lines so it can be read nearly instantly. Rinse, repeat.
Bass of the titans best song
Perhaps, Jill's story is acts as a contrast? It makes every bit of story of other characters sounds fascinating as possible. It left a lot of mystery and question for the readers.
>>343836383
The game is getting by entirely on aesthetic, imo
>>343836723
can confirm
the only reason I like the game as much as I do is purely the aesthetic
>>343836464
Ojou-sama drills nigga I ain't gotta explain shit
>>343835521
Perfection
>>343835521
>>343836894
>wanting a perfect girl
>not wanting to make an Alma+Dorothy sexbot sandwich
>>343836643
Pssssssssht
Hahahahaha
>>343837112
How much you think that'll cost?
Give me a Jill Background
>>343835176
It's not that long, just one level with a boss and that's it.
Granted there's not that much variation in the enemies and patterns but I had fun with it.
>>343837112
that scene literally put this game straight to my goty list.
>>343836723
The aesthetic is great but the game just really isn't that good.
Definitely not worth paying for.
>>343837268
Anything else, sir?
kiririn51 has some good taste.
>>343837247
It'd be worth the price.
>>343837268
>>343837275
I'm no good at shumps
especially one with no bombs or invincibility frames after getting hit
>>343837407
>>343837387
Got anymore Wallpapers?
>>343837512
No invincibility frames is what annoys me the most on it. Sometimes you die instantly because you get hit by 3 shots that were in the same place or just touch an enemy and it keeps damaging you until you die. I'm not sure if they made it shitty on purpose, but it's infuriating.
>>343837512
Lack of i-frames was a real bummer, you could make it all the way to the boss with lives to spare and get rekt instantly due to one mistake.
>>343837407
GABY IS BEHIND JILL
>>343832075
>those bazongas
Jesus
>>343837637
Just the same one only bigger.
>>343837781
So the dev finally released this piece of art huh. Neat.
>>343833537
>>343836464
>>343836651
>>343836869
why does she have 2 sets of ears?
>>343837937
>sadpanda on the background
>>343837781
Fuck this picture, Anna didn't do shit the entire game
>>343837937
Would you pay for premium, /v/?
>>343838090
Dev here. wait for the dlc :^)
>>343838071
She also has a fate kaleid damimakura
>>343838138
More Alma
>>343831301
There's only one '11', dumbass
>>343837937
>Illya and Kuro Daki
Pretty great taste
>>343838138
Give some keys then you fgood person
>>343837992
Its due to her ill.. fuck it, its the future!
>>343835587
that shit is fuking catchy. is there a lossless ost out there?
>>343837937
Is that official art?
>>343836569
This, all the fast upbeat songs totally kill the mood
>>343838319
>that tight minidress & those thigh highs
>>343838336
Musician has a bandcamp
https://garoad.bandcamp.com/
>>343838336
https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round
You can literally get the OST for 0 pesos
>>343838368
It's official non-official. Meaning the artist that did the game art made it as a commission for someone.
You could commission something if you wanted.
>Valhalla
>Nirvana
Shit is so forced it bugs my autism.
What/Who is Hanna and what is her purpose ?
>>343837937
Man is a body that perfect even possible
Anybody have the link to the prologue?
Feel like I should play that before I play the actual game.
>>343838532
>cute as a button
>wonderful outfits
>pretty hair
>super nice
>likes tokusatsu
is there a better waifu?
>>343838805
prologue and the demo. both are short enough.
>>343838568
Eh, Dana got the idea from somewhere.
I really want to be playing this game
But theses fucking construction happening on the wall next to mine so its fucking loud
And its going to be going for the next 3 days through the house
Fuck my life
>>343838743
Of course. Just get a custom made sexbot to your liking. Or if you prefer biologicals, get augments.
>mfw had a dream where I WAS Jill
I hope I have it again tonight /v/, pray for me
>>343839003
Yeah, it's best you wait until that all dies down. Playing this in a quiet, dark room is pretty sweet.
>>343838071
>implying there aren't girls who go on ExHentai
>>343839148
Why hope when you can justlucid dream instead
>>343839186
Oh neat.
I might set this as my phone's wallpaper.
>>343839148
...go on...
>>343839269
Lucid dreaming is hard as fuck
What happens if you finish all the beers?
>>343839269
Shit ain't easy senpai, and I'm not even sure it's worth the effort.
>>343839395
You get drunk
>>343839148
>there are people on /v/ RIGHT NOW who aren't irl cute anime girls
>>343839395
she gets plastered and starts talking about different things
>>343839395
dicks
>>343839395
meat rods and inner lesbian fantasies
>>343839395
She and the Boss have passionate sex
>>343839395
Find out.
>>343839610
>>343839604
>>343839526
Time for ng+, boys.
Stella a best.
>>343839780
I think I like Sei most but a happy Stella melts the heart.
>>343839780
I want tolick that armpit
>>343839780
>>343840047
I want to fuck that cat
>100k sales for official lewds
How close are we?
>>343841429
never ever
>>343841371
>You will never ever see a Mega Santa gangbang
>>343841429
No
>>343841654
This upsets me.
>>343841429
When the game gets a Japanese release we'll get pixiv lewds
>>343841654
What does the +3298 mean?
3298 in a week?
>>343841654
>they can't even leave their country with those sales once valve and their shitty publisher takes their cut
>>343842117
The -/+ indicates how much it may be off
>>343842323
>-/+
Anon that's clearly a ±
plenty bought it at Gog, and itchi.io
>>343842436
I bet there's more sales on steam than gog and itch combined.
>>343842436
Then they are maybe at 20~25k units sold
I hope that is enough to escape vuvuzela
>>343842132
>implying their country will even let them leave
Every Day is Night is literally the best song
>>343842831
>ever escaping vuvuzela
They'll probably get investigated and shit in how they have all that money
>>343842831
They need to get out. This game NEEDs a sequel.
>Jill will never step on you
Why live?
>>343841414
Might want to disable transparency on that one
>Smoking in your apartment let alone in your fucking bed
HOLY SHIT JILL DESERVES TO SUFFER
STALE CIGARETTE SMOKE SMELL IS THE WORST.
>>343843435
This
Jill a shit
>>343827306
Can I get wasted with Dorothy then?
You are born too early for this.
>>343827306
should i get this?are there lewds?
>>343843663
lewd talks, mostly.
>>343843526
ayyyy lmao
Is this game (Or VN for what i'm getting) any good? Does it let me romance and have an ending with that said girl? Or is it just a one time thing?
>>343843435
>cyberpunk aesthetic without tobacco
Replicant spotted
>>343843580
>You were born too early to transplant your body into a cute sexbot
honestly why even continue living on this planet
>>343843580
Why would you want that? It would cost more and take longer to get a buzz or get drunk.
I guess some professions might find it useful. Or maybe some kind of liver defect.
What happens when you don't pay the bills and become homeless? Does the game end right there?
>>343844317
You get the bad end but you can play to the end.
>>343844317
Nah, Alma puts you up.
Some nigga wants something fake what do i give him
>>343844134
Stop drinking Light Beer, taste like piss
If you're drinking the good stuff then you actually want to drink more before you start to lose your shit
>>343843580
She can smoke without health backlash. Its the future.
>>343830435
Didn't bother me. Unless you're the type of person that foams from the mouth at the slightest reference to a meme outside of 4chan you'll be fine.
>wanna play this but I don't like VNs
are there any puzzle elements in the game?
>>343844531
Frothy Water
>>343844919
nop
>>343844496
Doesn't sound so bad
>>343837769she canon keeps them flattened as much as possible because she's self-conscious of them being huge
I literally just realized these were windows into the hallway and not billboards.
>>343844763
Specially when the memes in the game are pretty much regular posts around here. If you're not an autist about them here you should be fine with them in the game.
>>343844919
By puzzle, you mean "interpret this vague order into making the right drink" then yes
>>343844976
Getting friendzoned by titty hacker is pretty bad m8.
>>343844721
But smoking kills much more than just the liver
>>343844919
>literally the only VN you can tolerate is Hunie Pop
>>343845150
Hunie pop is not a vn
Some more moody music for the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CktCtprBUuQ
I think someone posted this in one of the cyberpunk threads even though I don't think it's supposed to be a movie set in the future.
>>343845003
Did you know you can change the channel on the monitor in the bar?
Did you know you can click on Jill after buying the shoulder massager for this?
>>343845150
I mean more like Zero Escape stuff anon
Sorry if I was too vague. Guess I'll just stick to listening to the soundtrack
>>343845003
I beat this game twice and played all the demos and never even thought of that
>>343844919
It's about as fun as being a bartender can be i guess, there is no penalty for fucking up
Also, the dialog tries too hard to be mature and sometimes comes out like something a 10 year old would write
>>343844919
Kinda. Some people give you riddles and you have to figure out what kind of drink they're talking about.
You also have to pay attention to your customers and what they like, so that later when they're down you can get them their favorite thing or whatnot.
>>343845274
>one eye closed
>one eye half open and twitching
w-what is she doing?
>>343845783
massaging her shoulders silly
Mega link where?
>>343845783
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>>343845783
she's just sleepy while she's browsing the internet, anon.
trying to keep her eyes open, that's all.
>>343845003
No, the bar is underground so I think you are wrong
>>343846067
they are literally in hall-a and those are windows into the hall-way
>Dana will never princess carry you
Why even live?
>>343845865
>she's browsing the internet
uh huh. so when Jill "browses the internet" does she sometimes:
>test her battery
>twiddle her touchpad
>trip her switch
>double click her mouse
and last but not least:
>Jill off
I need to know, because reasons.
>>343847384
The first fucking milestone is her subscription to a porn network.
>>343847384
Well one of the payment goals is for an adult entertainment site called "shining fingered".
She never does it with an audience, though. That'd be lewd.
>>343833235
>art
topkek
this game seems like pure kino
buying now, playing tomorrow after i buy some vodka and get rekt
>>343847543
>paying for porn
Oh no, she's retarded.
>>343847650
Man, you'd pay for VR porn too.
>>343847578
>shining her finger
I'll have to remember that one.
i wanna FUCK these girls
>>343847650
it's VR porn with exclusive content/models
>>343847756
depends on the VR. Are we talking about Oculus Rift VR, or download it into your brain VR?
>>343847650
When the copy protection could potentially cause your nanomachines to fuck you up, you'd pay too.
>>343847578
>shining finger
I thought it was a reference to Moeka.
>>343847872
See for yourself.
shiningfingered.moe
>>343847756
There's a thread on /t/ for vr porn right this moment.
>>343847996
>anon hasn't watched the best gundam series
>>343848008
oh so it needs a headset. Then yeah, she's retarded.
>>343848105
>best
That's not 009
>>343847996
Steins;Gate's usage of it is a Gundam reference, actually.
>>343848105
>>343848225
Oh, that explains it.
>>343847650
We're talking about a dystopian future here, corporations have likely finally cornered the internet porn market, forcing the common man to pay for pornography again.
>>343848114
No it doesn't
It says right there it can jack right into your neck port.
>>343839395
if you are otaku you will be triggered and burn any physical evidence of the game
>>343848474
then that might be worth the cost.
>>343848472
This is a /cyberpunk/ dystopian future, rag tag bands of superhackers will be cracking DRM and/or producing their own underground smut out of principle
>>343848614
Jill is a relatively law abiding citizen, not a renegade superhacker.
>>343848580
Is $800 a month not much money in the game then?
It's neat that site exists. Is it specifically mentioned in game so you could find it?
>>343849096
Her rent is like $10,000 or something.
>>343849096
Most of the drinks are under 300 and she says 80 can't buy lunch. So I assume 800 would be like 20-30 bucks now.
>>343849182
and get paid 2k a night or more.
>>343849096
Jill works hard for the moneybut I still failed.
>>343849237
>wifi router dildo
There better be more about this in a dlc or something.
>>343849380
>>wifi router dildo
There's these vibrators I see getting used by camwhores these days, I guess they are wirelessly hooked up to whatever streaming service they use, and the more people tip them, the stronger the vibrator goes off. It's pretty interesting to watch.
post >yfw you hear Base of the Titans for the first time
>>343849564
that's genius
>>343849564
But if Jill was doing that she wouldn't be bartending would she?
She's kinda scary when drunk.
>>343849678
everyone needs a hobby
>>343849578
>dat bass
>>343849578
for those who haven't heard it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D20rWnWiDuw
>>343831785
Not anymore, thank godness, Im not the dev but I live in the same state I guess, they made a good game and Im starting to considerate sucking some dicks to buy some games
>>343849768
I'm glad someone made more webms. I never got around to it myself.
>>343849768
*KIRA*!
>>343849961
MIKI!
>>343849863
This song is pure sex.
KIRA!!
>>343850213
MIKI!!
*KIRA*!!!
>>343850313
MIKI!!!
>>343849961
>>343849998
>>343850213
>>343850240
>>343850313
>>343850345
And don't you forget it!
>>343850531
Is that a watermark that says Weasel or is that supposed to be on her shirt?
>>343849863
But the first 20 seconds sounds terrible.
>>343850678
watermark, i pulled that from a gimg searchlook at miki's mikis though...
Best song
https://garoad.bandcamp.com/track/synthestitch
>>343850841
oh yeah, weasel is some youtuber apparently
Here's another faster track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK2O2ec8n6g
kek, I wanted to grab the background image on the website and this is what you see when you inspect that element in Chrome.
>>343851567
they truly deserve shekels
although i'll buy it when cards have been fully added though
>>343852432
>How To Act Like Sasuke
Heh.
Nobody has made any porn yet?
>>343852432
of course it's ubisoft
nice game
>>343852670
delete this
This guy hacks the bar's security system, walks in, and orders a drink. What do you serve him?
>>343852609
stop by/dangeru/ on /vg/
>>343852768
Marsblast obviously
>>343852768
his moron face as a party mask
culter dei more like culter GAY
>>343852768
Would Alma be able to fuck with a Culter Dei soldier?
>>343852768
NO CULTERS IN MY BAR
>>343852768
a nice heaping stack of BROZOUF
>>343853031
probably not
Breast end
god damnit
last thing I expected to see browsing the dev's twitter
>>343853365
BUT ALMA IS "TOTALLY STRAIGHT" YOU GUYS
>>343853621
>i didn't expect a bunch of /v/irgins making a meme game to post /v/ memes.
jokes on you I guess,
>>343838551
>march of the white knights
Has an almost Einhander vibe to it. Dude's fucking talented.
>>343853621the devs post on /agdg/ hence the 4chan memes
the funniest shit is how there's a /dangeru/ thread that talks about "this website" (obv referencing 4chan) but both NeoGAF and Reddit thought it was about them lmao
>>343852768
an empty glass. tell him his 2 brouzef tip in a previous cycle offended me and break his legs.
>Every Day is Night
Love this so much for some reason
>>343836025
Is this fanart? How can a meme game get fanart like this one?
>>343854858
turns out the whole "meme game" thing was a stupid meme in and of itself
what a tweest
>>343854931
It's still a meme game
It just has some decent characters and music as well.
>>343852768
Water?
>>343853997
>but both NeoGAF and Reddit thought it was about them
I don't believe you. No one could be this stupid.
>>343855140
>No one could be this stupid.
you've clearly never been to neogaf
>>343855140
I don't have it at hand but I'm sure someone's saved it
pop over at /dangeru/ on vg
>>343827306
>This is your bartender tonight.
>>343836025
That's not Synthestitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzTvc8yFX40
Time to mix drinks and change lives.
Damn I keep forgetting there's a general for this.
>>343856129
general is ded
>>343856349
Not for lack of posts though. It was past post limit and nobody made a new one. Someone will make another.
>>343827306
I'm only like on day five but I like these characters so far, quite a bit.
And of course the setting is 10/10
>>343855689
I'm searching for it, but all I can find is other /vg/ posts about seeing it elsewhere. Someone asked for it in /dangeru/ and got told to "Get out /v/".
I'm just going to assume it's a made-up story.
>>343847639
>barkley only in Good Tier
it's how you actually do a cyberpunk meme game
how little does it take to make you people drool over some anime tits?
pathethic
>>343827306
Normally I don't get VNs because it is pretty boring just read with no gameplay, but the mixing mini-game made it a bit more interesting to me and the artstyle is god-tier really.
Despite all this, I was still holding out not getting the game, and decided to try to find a Let's Play or Stream to get a feel for the game as being played.
Now, I usually don't watch streams at all, including Dodger (who I only knew about from mentions on /v/), but she had a stream for it and the voicing she did for it was really great. It was my first time actually watching her but I think her normal voice for Jill was perfect and I really loved her voice for Dorothy.
I ended up buying it after watching the stream, but playing it myself just made me wish there was voice actors in the game.
Here is the link to anyone interested in watching it. I highly recommend it:
twitch = dexteritybonus/v/74094424
>>343857397
I bet you kiss boys
>>343857397
ayy lmao
>>343857397
The fact that you think we're drooling over the tits and not the visuals and setting--equally shallow, mind you--is insulting enough that it makes me want to fight you
To this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3NoYyNKSXQ
80's flavor cyberpunk a best
>>343857018
here cutie
>>343857480
fuck off dodger
>>343857480
Go shill your stream somewhere else, Dodger.
>>343857606
My fucking sides
>>343857606
I thought that was referring to the shining fingered site that you just renewed your subscription for.
>>343857606
That first quote isn't even referring to danger/u/, its referring to Shining Fingered which is a porn site
>>343857671
>>343857714
And to think I resisted putting this in my post:
>inb4 t. Dodger :^)
The SHILL conspiracy is REAL GUISES IM TELLING YOU!!
>>343858058
here's your (You)
>>343847639
>no frozen synapse
>>343838551
>https://garoad.bandcamp.com/album/va-11-hall-a-second-round
>0 pesos
>mfw
>>343842132
Where does the dev live?
>>343858894
President Madura's Wild Ride.
>>343858894
The musician lives in hellish Alabama and the devs proper are in Venezuela.
I understood this reference.
>>343842132
>Their shitty publisher
Serious question here
Why even bother having a publisher when you can just self-publish your own games onto Steam?
If you're not going to make physical copies of your game; what's the point in having a publisher?
>>343859292
Python fans are the original obnoxious memesters.
>>343859909
they really are. it's how i explain memes to old people who don't use the internet
>>343859896
Having a publisher bypasses the need to cough up $100 for a chance to win the Steam Greenlight lottery
>>343856129
please tell me there's an uncensored version floating around
>>343860158http://jiffic.tumblr.com/
>>343859896
hard to go to gaming cons when you can't leave the country
hard to viral on 4chan/reddit when you don't have electricity
>>343860346
Thanks anon <3
(´・ω・`)
>>343828046
You say that like applying a crack takes any effort
>>343853621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>>343843435
>Cyberpunk dystopian future
>Cigarettes are still a thing
>Vaping hasn't completely replaced cigarettes yet
Why's this?
Vaping is literally the smoking of the future.
>>343862306
80s future
>>343862306
>using a mouth fedora when you can just augment your lungs
>>343862306
The year is 2069
Vaping is dead
In 2041 vaping was made illegal. Almost all v-lifers were killed in what is know known as "The Great Vape Purge". I lived but lost my reason for living. Vape is dead.
>>343852768
Dog piss.
>>343862794
>you will never have your life saved by an emergency vape juice graft
>>343827306
do i buy this game at full price or wait for a sale?
i can't decide
>>343863803
nope
>>343863646
I would really not be surprised if a vape rig was a consumable item in Barkley 2. 1 had spliffs to cure the glaucoma status effect.
>>343863803
Either pirate it or buy it. They need the simóns.
>>343863803
You missed the sale.
Pre-orders were discounted for an entire year until release.
>When YIIK shills come into the bar
>>343863803
I heard they don't really care if you pirate it but you should buy it anyway so they can escape Venezuela.
>>343863801
I think Dorothy is always happy.
Screw Todd though.
>>343864130
i have a feeling it will be tame as fuck, barkely 1's not the kind of game you want your real name attached to. but who knows
>>343864374
The only problem I foresee is that there will be no copyright infringement.
1 had sewers from chrono trigger, poorly scaled master chief and kratos, and SWEET GEORGIA BROWN.
>>343863801
You've lost control of your life.
>>343864348
Is there more to that?
>>343863801
end yourself
>>343864857
Not that I've found. There are some other things though.
>Glitch City is just cyber Venezuela
>>343865086
Why is everyone so white then tho.
>>343865086
You just came to this conclusion?
>>343864348
I want Dorothy to make ME happy!
>>343864565
Don't forget Space Jam.
>>343865195
They look pretty yellow/light brownish if you look close enough.
>>343865424
Oh she will.
>>343865424
What's up with the cup? Does it already have something in it? How are you supposed to drink from that position?
>>343865760
I want to make Dorothy happy.
Who Danger/u/ here
>>343865948
The cup just catches the robo piss that runs off your mouth.
>>343838138
yuss ! I bought the game of GoG yesterday and I was wondering if that was all, thnaks dev you're game is great.
>>343865971
You could play beer-fort with her.
>>343827306
yeah, give me a piano woman please.
I want to go to Kanyevania
Anyone not seen this yet? Looks like it could be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FhjOx92W_Y
>>343839186
New lock screen acquired
>>343866132
And then maybe hold hands with her in our beer-fort?
>>343866596
any game named for a NIN song is at least getting a look from me
>>343852768
we don't take brouzof here
>>343828937
Can't spend $15? Let me shed a tear for you, pussy.
>>343866935
Is Quake your favorite game?
>>343866967
>Taking the time to respond to some poorfag
>kys
>>343866579
damn it thats good
>>343867329
Drunk Alma best Alma.
>>343867527
>tfw drunk Stella isn't actually in the game
where's the porn that's not the one jill pic?
>>343867695
Stella is PURE!Mostly
whats this game about? is it a visual novel? whats that whole interface at the right then
>>343851030
oh fuck someone drew my request and I never saw. shit I feel bad
whew boy
>>343868540
where? google has nothing
interesting though it pulls up a french steampunk clothing page
>>343868481
It's a vn where you mix drinks and change lives
>>343868719
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=57557746
>>343868792
>Jill has a crush on her boss
>Dorothy is a roboslut
>"let's draw Jill hungry for cock anyway"
>>343830939
Just call it Valhalla like everyone else
Q: Who ISN'T gay in this game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMjCxV7u8OA
Thank you based cyberpunk threads.
>>343870152
John.
>>343870152
Alma is straight, unfortunately.
>>343870152
Is it still gay if you're bisexual
>>343863803
Buy it, those poor devs need the money
>>343870293
>browsing both threads
>someone already uses one of my webmsI also saved that webm you posted
>>343870293
is this pixel art or from somevideo game
>>343870403
50% gay actually
>>343870990
pixel art from some game that isn't done apparently
http://oddtales.net/
>tfw the fucking download over the preorder download link is still on 1.1.0.2 even though 1.1.0.4 just dropped
Which store will give the devs the most of my dosh? I'm sure they could use it.
>>343870907
DId you animate it or just convert it to webm?
Cause you have no right in calling something yours if you didn't actually make it.
Isn't this the game where all the waifu's get fucked/have been fucked already? Not that I care, but I heard it pissed off some neckbeards.
>>343872867
Maybe itch.io? Not sure.
I would say you could just find a download for it and then donate the money directly to them, but I don't see a donation thing on the site.
Lampshading: The Game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USAr9xNz1jM
>>343835702
>Skyline
>A New Frontier
>With Renewed Hope, We Continue Forward
I rarely see any of these being mentioned though.
>>343827306
>Drinking alcohol
>>343876073
One Frothy Water, coming up.
Just beat this a while ago, good stuff.
I'm noth going to bother with the other endings though, any of them where you end up with Dana or is the one where you go to panama all there is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB_GrCzYf7s
best song
>>343835702
Out of Orbit
Base of the Titans
A Neon Light Glows...
Im boring
I want to hire Dorothy
>>343877395
>That doujin
Top tier, mate.
>>343877395
>Those curves
>>343877395
Cmon man, at least upload it as PNG so I can grab it easier off of ex.
>>343878543
It takes like 2 clicks to find it
>>343878584
Im aware, it would just be easier on the whole.
>>343878543
>>343878034
http://exhentai.org/g/924228/954c6d3d0a/
>>343877395
>not cropped
BASED
>>343878681Never come between a man and his porn, dood.
>>343827306
OP i have some questions
>>343878634
could've found it on my own, but thanks, have one of my favorites.
http://exhentai.org/g/458870/cdda7eb11c/
>>343878843Already have, enjoy 3 of mine instead
http://exhentai.org/g/676964/348d1fcbf4/
http://exhentai.org/g/729078/41588e8529/
http://exhentai.org/g/783380/607be2c9e9/
>>343855140
Everybody else is used to being pandered to.
I mean shit, the last game with 4chan references was probably Human Revolution, but those dated so quickly that they're now 9gag references.
>>343879070
>>343878843
Are we really posting favorites now?http://exhentai.org/g/823044/0c8017bab5/
>>343879070
>Gujira
>Not about traps
>Marui Maru
>It's not one of the futa ones
>>343879131
>>343879070
All good taste gentlemen
http://exhentai.org/g/478384/1553100fe0/
http://exhentai.org/g/435364/3905b42a7f/
http://exhentai.org/g/588496/38d6f11410/
http://exhentai.org/g/646775/89986b5518/
http://exhentai.org/g/745881/ba4a3c8269/
Thread needs more VR porn, because cyberpunk:
http://exhentai.org/g/58569/378ffcef4d/
And an unrelated favorite just because
http://exhentai.org/g/293006/39eed3f09c/
>>343880082
>VR
Step it up
>>343879381
>>343879070
>>343878843
>>343878634
Yall sure like haaaags
http://exhentai.org/g/602698/f9f799885e/
http://exhentai.org/g/651877/72c5389913/
http://exhentai.org/g/749715/039e9c9076/
>>343880082
Man that artist does some good shit. Have another "brown" doujin
http://exhentai.org/g/580400/d1a05f879a/
>>343880208
>Story finished never ever
Thanks OP this thread finally pushed me over the edge andpiratedthe game!
This thread reminded me that I need to organize the 'Manga' tag in my favorites and move all the large ones to its own category.
>>343880736
All the hentai at the end really sealed the deal didn't it?
>>343880736
Now those poor bastards will never escape Venezuela.
>>343880872zero escape
>>343880840
Glad we could help
>>343880736
Those devs will never escape the abandon wasteland that is Venezula unless you give at least a little patronage.
>>343880846
Before this thread ends I better post one of my favorites then.
http://exhentai.org/g/840722/a76cd4c8e1/Well at least one of the stories involves a "robot" girl
>>343866805
that'll cost extra
>>343837389
God rest their soul.
not sure if should make new thread after this one archives
no one's made new cyberpunk thread
don't know where else to go that isn't the usual shitstorm and not sure I want to sleep yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9J7_nIjC4Y
>>343847650
It's only $800/mo
With inflation that's probably like the same as a netflix subscription
http://shining-fingered.com/
>>343881574
>isn't the usual shitstorm
I'd say Lainchan but they've had a /pol/tard problem lately
>>343881793
>had a /pol/tard problem lately
it's all over, once /pol/ infested it they will never let it go, just like /v/, /tg/, /a/, /po/
>>343881992
Containment boards were a mistake
>>343882030
maybe, on the other hand if /pol/ would be nuked they just turn every board into /pol/
Neuromancer's a good book you guys
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