Now: The Rapid Angel with our guy Caveman
Next: Crystal's Pony Tale
Later: Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Caveman our boy
first for caveman
please be quiet
Literally our guy
WHEN RUNESCAPE
nice jorts faggot
chibi4lyfe
>>343738696
Ooga Booga where the speedruns at?
i LOVE caveman
Cave "chaos" Man
Woo meme isn't doing it for me, need a new GDQ meme.
Comfy Caveman time.
>>343738867
hi chibi
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS
WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN
time for memes
>>343738859
WHEN IATEYOURPIE DOES ALL QUESTS IRONMAN
STREAMBIG.NET
Our boiiii
Why does caveman only play obscure games no one's heard of?
>>343738696
>this fucking guy
the meme god
also are they fucking high?
>>343738906
That bonus stream was the best
>>343738956
because he is weab to the core
>>343738696
something's missing from this picture
A LIVING MEME BOYS
What I wanna know is, where's the Caveman
>>343738903
dumb wolf poster
Is it real nigga hours guys?
GIRL WITH SWORD
where the fuck is CHIBI ?
I want top bully Caveman!
>>343738956
because those are the most fun
would you honestly see another faggot run super mario world for the millionth time, or would you rather see some game you've never heard of and absolutely break the shit out of it
CAVEMAN LOOKING SWOLE AF THOSE CAVEMAN GENES
>>343739051
no. he owes everything he has to chibi. everything.
>>343739001
no he actually isn't that retarded
>>343739063
In a ditch somewhere.
okay /v/ where do I go?
Caveman's at it with his preteens again
Why do people want to force the meme that AGDQ is mirthless?
The runs in the daytime are always the professional ones, so far we have had plenty of fun runs, we had 'woo' and a pretty chill and jokey stream after that one so far.
You guys just need to be patient, the fun will come.
Girl > Guy with sword > Girl with sword
>>343739051
>Caveman's on
>>343739109
hell
>>343738696
> wearing le epic cool kid glasses
Has he always been this much of a faggot?
>>343739109
left
>>343739063
Prepping his HAPPENING
>tfw want to be an expert on forest fish
>there are people in this thread that don't have a PSTV
explain yourselves
>stuttering faggot
off to bed, lads
>>343739148
he's walking irony, a living meme
>>343739063
Been listening to the police scanners in Minneapolis
he's out there...
This game is looking awfully meme.
oh boy, the hipster hour
>>343739148
You will never be this cool.
so far this is the best run of sgdq.
FOREST FISH
no
Is he wearing shades indoors?
>>343739149
Now where?
Is Bertin the only real nigga?
>>343739051
If you were a real nigga, you wouldn't have to ask
UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME MF (you)S R N
>CAVE MAN SHITS ON CHIBI AGAIN.
SAVAGE
>>343739219
chibi creepin ya'll
HARD JUMP
>>343739196
It's shit
Are you an expert on forest fish?
N-no..
nice-ah timingu
CAVEMAN IS THE MASTER OF THE PLAYSTATION
NAISU TIMINGU
LUCKY NAISU TAIMINGU
So confirmed, Santa's favorite helper is a sword girl?
>the sun never rises on the play station nation
Hell yeah
>>343739245
now you flag those 4 mines top left you fagit
NICE
TAIMINGU
>yeah everyone clap
>nobody claps
Either the audience is getting held by gunpoint or everyone is just bored
>>343739250
Bertin a real niggaboo. Loyal to his waifu, what a good man.
The sun never rises in the Playstation nation.
What the fuck is this shit game
Why the fuck is the runner so fucking bad
Who the fuck would watch this for any reason but to see the Pony run
>>343739281
LOVE THAT JUMP
>>343739223
Nothing cool about it you literal teenager.
>>343739245
2,0
This game looks pretty shit
>>343739340
wondering where chibi is and why only his sidekick was invited.
I've played this game before. The miko character has an attack where she trips facefirst and rolls along the ground. he's pretty great.
>>343739281
i really like that jump
>>343739251
You got me.
>>343739253
fuck
what did he say?
>>343739343
the fucking anime girl with the wrench spam in chat
>>343739340
there's like 3 people left that aren't on the couch
it's so fucking cringey watching these guys
>>343739340
Cause its a boring game.
THEY are fucking HIGH
>Chibi = Nintendo
>Caveman = Sony
Are there any more fanboys
>>343739453
me on the right
>>343739343
>Loyal to his waifu
>wearing glasses
>playing this shitpile of a game
>trying to be humorously boastful
holy shit fuck this guy
Caveman purposefully being an asshole because he thinks itll make him famous
>>343739357
it's irony bro don't you get it
haha this game is so dumb
haha we're feigning enjoyment but not really
i would literally unironically non facetiously rather listen to donations
>>343739394
I accidentally left clicked instead of right clicking a mine. I am the casual
>>343739459
>Not hiding the chat
Faggot
>>343739484
>you will never get high with Caveman and spend all of GDQ playing Evil Zone and shitty PS1 games.
Is Caveman the only real nigga left?
>no 2hu fangame run by Bertin dressed in his Sanae cosplay
>>343739148
He's protesting about the playstation runs always being at the early hours of the morning by wearing sunglasses ironically
THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND
>>343739471
Yeah there's just something not right about Caveman. He seems like weirdly energetic and trying hard to be funny.
> be lazy faggot who has meemed his way into popularity by bullying Chibi
> play shitty no-effort game at SGDQ as an excuse to showup
> wear literal faggot-goggles
Why do people like him again?
>>343739582
nigga is fucking hopped up on DOPE
dude weed
OUR BOI CAVEMAN CONFIRMED GOD'S GIFT TO GAMING
>>343739575
>No crossdressing speedrun section
Why even live?
>>343739582
that's what happens to Americans on July 4th
>>343739601
It's past your bedtime, Chibi.
>>343739601
because he's self aware he even commented on how he got his popularity due to chibi on his stream
>>343739601
v has poor taste and judgment as always. chibi is true speedrun kino.
Maybe it's fun to play, but boy does Rapid Angel look like shit.
Those graphics are just ugly.
Caveman's playing like shit desu
is caveman always this much of a doucehbag?
>>343739630
Is he really?
Where's the proof.
>gdq
>>343739471
Why don't you try /r/cringe and leave us be
This game fucking blows
>>343739568
have you heard of "millennials"?
you're in luck friend, there's an entire generation of disingenuous tryhards like him to admire
..Is it me or is caveman an asshole
jesus i really wish i was still watching those guys play THUG now
>>343739678
Chibi would put on a more entertaining run than this
APPLAUD ME
I'm seeing a lot of white men at this event.
What are white women and black guys up to? Obviously not speedrunning.
I liked old caveman more. too much of a mememeister now
>>343739464
>3 people yet
Seriously?
Why the fuck are they having this at 1 in the god damn morning?
>>343739689
>>343739731
that's the joke xD
>>343739704
I SAW it in the BATHROOM
Caveman's fucking up, but I like his sense of humor.
Really dry and monotone, but facetiously boastful.
>>343739745
PLEASE CLAP
Is this the realest squad so far?
Caveman did some blow beforehand and can't possibly give a shit at this point because he knows how much of a joke speedrunning is
>>343739689
>>343739731
It's ironic you cringey /v/tards
>all these newfags letting caveman trigger you
He knows what he's doing.
>>343739580
Those are baseless claims, there's no reason to believe we're hiding in you.
Music in this stage is pretty good
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>you guys were laughing like I was making that up
>no one was laughing
>this boss
>>343739713
>I don't have any vested interest in what's going on but i'm going to shitpost about it anyway!
Why does Caveman talk like he's on a sitcom? It's like he's constantly trying to get a laugh out of everything he says. He sounds like he would be exhausting to hang out with.
>>343739805
Merely pretending XDD
I love that they are just making up stupid fucking jokes about shitty speedrunning terms.
Yeah this is boss manipulation and changing up the patterns yeah.
why do I feel the guy with the beard is chibi with a haircut and beard trying to win caveman over but caveman is too unfriendly
>>343739787
>VinnCo shirt
>/v/ starts hating on him as soon as he gains some self confidence
why doesn't it surprise me at all?
WEEED
>>343739079
This.
Although he's not really breaking the shit out of it, there's not a lot to break.
>>343739832
choking on porpoise?
He's nice to listen to.
>>343739790
He's speedrunning an unknown shit game at 2AM. He'd have to be delusional to not see the joke.
i haven't been following speedrunning lately, is it usually this fucking terrible?
How many layers of irony are we on right now?
One of the better couches imo.
LITERALLY our guy
>>343739832
You know what not being able to detect sarcasm is indicative of?Autism.
I'M CRINGIN IT
>>343739874
rest in piss austin
This game isn't even comically bad, it's just random PS1 shovelware. It's a game your grandma would get you.
>>343739372
How are you this assblasted?
>>343739861
its the guy on his left(our right) that's the joker, kind of forces the enviroment into a sitcom
>>343740010
my grandma asked me if I was winning one time when I was watching spongebob and didn't have a videogame controller anywhere near me
my grandma wasn't buying me shit
Holy shit I'm cringing into oblivion
Leafy should make a vid on this cancer
See what you did /v/? You made some unfunny faggot think he's hot shit.
Woah, is that guy Rickety Cricket?
GIVE CHIBI
>>343740081
this is some good bait
>>343739926
It's been getting graduately worse, and this is a new low for me so far.
Literally our guy
>>343739928
I'd say about 3? 5 if you're sincerely enjoying it.
>>343740096
kys chibi
>mfw I'm literally a couple miles away from where this is being held
that maid is cute!
>people not liking Caveman
get with the times grandpa
MEIDO BOSSU
caveman is fucking done for, this guy is grilling him
>tells chibi to be quiet
>gets a little famous
>takes it seriously
>attends sgdq 2016
>fails at jokes
>RIP cavemanDCJ
>>343740081
Leafy is literal cancer
>Oh fuck, Caveman's on!
>Open stream
>No Chibi
>Close tab
>>343740081
>Leafy
You probably have no idea how ironic this statement is. Get the fuck out and don't ever fucking come back here again.
>>343740157
show up then faggot.
bring a 4chan sign.
>>343740081
Not even a nibble...
I know Blueglass isn't there, but is Trihex? It's shitty that YSG couldn't make it.
I am unironically enjoying this ironic run
guy on far right is like a tame Chibi
all of these bosses are 10/10 and I want porn of them
SICK '''''''''''''''JUMPS''''''''''''''' RIGHT
>>343740157
I bet you won't even shoot it up
>>343740184
He's only good with an autist who won't shut the fuck up there to elevate him.
I just dumped all the salt at the bottom of a bag of rold gold pretzels into my mouth and I want to die
>it's supposed to be bad guys!
he's still an unfunny, uncharismatic tool playing a shitty game surrounded by cronies trying to make him seem funnier than he is
>>343740228
TriHex conned his stream into giving him $1000 to fly his girlfriend out to AnimeExpo this weekend instead of GDQ.
>>343740228
Trihex skipped out to go to an anime convention with his pig disgusting 3D girlfriend because he's a total beta bitch
>>343740218
U mad?
>this is what sonykeks actually spend money on
laughing out loud senpai
>>343739973
>>343740184
fuck off this isn't caveman
Are you feeling this run?
I'm in stitches
our boy caveman gained some lbs
>>343740292
atleast there trying :^)
>>343740157
Make 'em pay, Sam.
>>343740246
Including that Dragon?
>>343740270
>I'm literally only here for the meme points
Go away
was the third day of AGDQ 2015 -- the day that CavemanDCJ would finally prove to everyone that Floating Runner was speedrunnable. Blueglass once again failed to complete Ecco without the debug menu, the video cables were fucked up, and Mayushii was the donation reader at the time; it was already beginning to seem like a terrible day for speedrunning.
As Caveman walked to the couch, carrying his PSX and his memegame, he noticed Chibi sitting there. Surely this had to be a mistake. Any retard could've seen after the last GDQ that this was a horrible match. Chibi smiled up at him, his teeth covered in Cheeto residue, dark energy emanating from the collar around his neck.
"I promise I'll be quiet today," he said before Caveman could complain. The latter simply responding with a sigh and a shake of his head before setting up his game.
The run itself was going somewhat well -- he had only fallen once or twice, hadn't died, and was nearing Zaurer. He was so focused on the game that he didn't hear Mayushii read the donation comment, 'Why is the guy on the couch so quiet? Let him talk!'
A smile crept upon Chibinekodemyx's face. He stood up and proclaimed out loud, "You know, for a game called Floating Runner, I don't see a lot of floating in here!" The room was completely silent, barring the sound of Blueglass's clapping. Chibi knew it was his time. All his new, hip memes would surely make him seem cool in front of the master memer himself.
Caveman let a small groan escape his throat as he heard Chibi meme over and over. As he heard Chibi ask how Bowser got into the game, the DCJ decided he couldn't take it anymore. The frustration -- the tension -- was too much to handle. Throwing the greasy controller across the room, he turned to Chibi, snarling. Caveman kicked the chubby memer off the couch and lunged at him.
Screams erupted from the people in the room. The AGDQ staff tried to cut the stream, but they were too incomptent to handle OBS.
>>343740184
He looks like a dude I know who's like forty and works at a gas station.
MORE MEIDOS
>>343740319
I like it. Caveman's alright, fuck the haters
>>343740292
chibi you know your mom doesn't like it when you stay up this late
>>343740334
especially that dragon
>>343740334
porn? always
These maid bosses are top tier.
I love how every woman in the game dies by getting slashed repeatedly at the tits.
It makes a nice tribute for all the survivors of breast cancer!
>>343740309
UMM I SAID NEVER FUCKING COME BACK?
>>343740319
YEA IM ROFL XD OUTLOUD.
>>343740319
I have a really fucking bad headache so I'm having trouble feeling it.
>>343740296
First i'm hearing of this. Unless he said he was gonna do something else with the money, as long as his viewers are satisfied with him running Yoshis Island and being a meme im sure they dont mind.
>>343740297
Any pics of her?
>>343740361
Caveman had already torn off half of Chibi's clothing and removed his shorts. His dick grew larger, larger, larger; a nearby GDQ slut had to resist the urge to jump at him then and there. Grabbing Chibi by the hips, he said, "I would really prefer if you'd stay still so I can fuck your ass!" And he did.
Caveman yanked on Chibi's dark energy collar with one hand, nearly suffocating the bitch and asserting his dominance. His dick entered Chibi's sizeable ass, with his mustache-like pubic hair slapping against the faggot's buttocks. Chibi moaned over and over, seemingly enjoying it greatly. Everyone looked on in horror - they couldn't stop watching the spectacle unfolding in front of them.
CavemanDCJ fucked Chibi for what seemed like forever, tearing apart his anus completely. Eventually, he ejaculated, spreading his seed throughout the Let's Player's insides. As he came, he screamed to the heavens, "I'm sorry, Asuka!" At this time, the tech team decided to hold down the power button on the computer in order to cut the stream. Mike Uyama stared in disbelief, holding back tears -- his money seemed to be disappearing by the second, much like Caveman's sperm disappearing into Chibi's asshole.
>>343740314
you're fucking blind, these were taken off his facebook
>>343740434
go to fucking sleep
>>343740339
gdqs are literally just a meme at this point. I'm just here to shitpost
>p-pls clap
are buttplug assisted speedruns allowed at sgdq?
>>343740228
Why couldn't YSG make it?
CAVEMAN
LIKES ANIME GIRLS
>>343740440
Go on his twitter and you'll see her plastered everywhere because he acts like a fucking 13 year old who got his first girlfriend. He brings her on his fucking stream to draw furry bara porn together.
>>343740473
I feel bad for the buttplug
this is literally hard to watch, holy shit this is a chore to get through
i hope the ed edd n eddy game redeems this shit
Someone donate and give slash-vee-slash a shoutout
why is the twitch chat shitting on caveman so hard?
>>343740464
I am right after this run.
Staying up to watch caveman may have been a mistake.
>>343740473
why did she spend money on surgery but can't fucking fix that disgusting gap
>>343740531
Why are you looking at the twitch chat?
>>343740531
Because he's an autistsitc meme-person only liked by /v/.
>>343740531
>why is the twitch chat autistic
is donald trump the final boss?
>>343740531
Because the "le epic Chibi cringe" meme has worn off and everyone realized Caveman was actually an unfunny hipster
that wasboring
>>343740525
they won't read it.
So what was the plot to that game
People were seriously hyping up this nigga?
if it wasn't for chibi, caveman would be a genuine literally who.
completely unremarkable.
caveman will go to his grave knowing that the only reason a small group of autistic manchildren on the internet ever knew his name was because a retarded brony, who at 20-something years of age calls himself "chibi", provided unneeded commentary during his live speedrun of tomba 2.
it's finally over
>>343740621
Underage animu slut does stuff.
Holy shit this guy is cool as fuck.
IT WENT BY SO FAST WTF pack it up boys BibleThump
I liked that run, it was fun.
TIME TO GO HOME
>2ばん
what a loser
that was worth the wait
good night /v/
