SGDQ 2016 - Caveman Time
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Now: The Rapid Angel with our guy Caveman
Next: Crystal's Pony Tale
Later: Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy: The Mis-Edventures
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Caveman our boy
first for caveman
please be quiet
Literally our guy
WHEN RUNESCAPE
nice jorts faggot
chibi4lyfe
Ooga Booga where the speedruns at?
i LOVE caveman
Cave "chaos" Man
Woo meme isn't doing it for me, need a new GDQ meme.
Comfy Caveman time.
>>343738867
hi chibi
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS
WHERE'S THE CAVEMAN
time for memes
>>343738859
WHEN IATEYOURPIE DOES ALL QUESTS IRONMAN
STREAMBIG.NET
Our boiiii
Why does caveman only play obscure games no one's heard of?
>>343738696
>this fucking guy
the meme god
also are they fucking high?
>>343738906
That bonus stream was the best
>>343738956
because he is weab to the core
>>343738696
something's missing from this picture
A LIVING MEME BOYS
What I wanna know is, where's the Caveman
>>343738903
dumb wolf poster
Is it real nigga hours guys?
GIRL WITH SWORD
where the fuck is CHIBI ?
I want top bully Caveman!
>>343738956
because those are the most fun
would you honestly see another faggot run super mario world for the millionth time, or would you rather see some game you've never heard of and absolutely break the shit out of it
CAVEMAN LOOKING SWOLE AF THOSE CAVEMAN GENES
>>343739051
no. he owes everything he has to chibi. everything.
>>343739001
no he actually isn't that retarded
>>343739063
In a ditch somewhere.
okay /v/ where do I go?
Caveman's at it with his preteens again
Why do people want to force the meme that AGDQ is mirthless?
The runs in the daytime are always the professional ones, so far we have had plenty of fun runs, we had 'woo' and a pretty chill and jokey stream after that one so far.
You guys just need to be patient, the fun will come.
Girl > Guy with sword > Girl with sword
>Caveman's on
>>343739109
hell
>>343738696
> wearing le epic cool kid glasses
Has he always been this much of a faggot?
>>343739109
left
>>343739063
Prepping his HAPPENING
>tfw want to be an expert on forest fish
>there are people in this thread that don't have a PSTV
explain yourselves
>stuttering faggot
off to bed, lads
>>343739148
he's walking irony, a living meme
>>343739063
Been listening to the police scanners in Minneapolis
he's out there...
This game is looking awfully meme.
oh boy, the hipster hour
>>343739148
You will never be this cool.
so far this is the best run of sgdq.
FOREST FISH
no
Is he wearing shades indoors?
>>343739149
Now where?
Is Bertin the only real nigga?
>>343739051
If you were a real nigga, you wouldn't have to ask
UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GIVE YOU SOME MF (you)S R N
>CAVE MAN SHITS ON CHIBI AGAIN.
SAVAGE
>>343739219
chibi creepin ya'll
HARD JUMP
>>343739196
It's shit
Are you an expert on forest fish?
N-no..
nice-ah timingu
CAVEMAN IS THE MASTER OF THE PLAYSTATION
NAISU TIMINGU
LUCKY NAISU TAIMINGU
So confirmed, Santa's favorite helper is a sword girl?
>the sun never rises on the play station nation
Hell yeah
>>343739245
now you flag those 4 mines top left you fagit
NICE
TAIMINGU
>yeah everyone clap
>nobody claps
Either the audience is getting held by gunpoint or everyone is just bored
>>343739250
Bertin a real niggaboo. Loyal to his waifu, what a good man.
The sun never rises in the Playstation nation.
What the fuck is this shit game
Why the fuck is the runner so fucking bad
Who the fuck would watch this for any reason but to see the Pony run
>>343739281
LOVE THAT JUMP
>>343739223
Nothing cool about it you literal teenager.
>>343739245
2,0
This game looks pretty shit
>>343739340
wondering where chibi is and why only his sidekick was invited.
I've played this game before. The miko character has an attack where she trips facefirst and rolls along the ground. he's pretty great.
>>343739281
i really like that jump
>>343739251
You got me.
>>343739253
fuck
what did he say?
the fucking anime girl with the wrench spam in chat
>>343739340
there's like 3 people left that aren't on the couch
it's so fucking cringey watching these guys
>>343739340
Cause its a boring game.
THEY are fucking HIGH
>Chibi = Nintendo
>Caveman = Sony
Are there any more fanboys
>>343739453
me on the right
>>343739343
>Loyal to his waifu
>wearing glasses
>playing this shitpile of a game
>trying to be humorously boastful
holy shit fuck this guy
Caveman purposefully being an asshole because he thinks itll make him famous
>>343739357
it's irony bro don't you get it
haha this game is so dumb
haha we're feigning enjoyment but not really
i would literally unironically non facetiously rather listen to donations
>>343739394
I accidentally left clicked instead of right clicking a mine. I am the casual
>>343739459
>Not hiding the chat
Faggot
>>343739484
>you will never get high with Caveman and spend all of GDQ playing Evil Zone and shitty PS1 games.
Is Caveman the only real nigga left?
>no 2hu fangame run by Bertin dressed in his Sanae cosplay
>>343739148
He's protesting about the playstation runs always being at the early hours of the morning by wearing sunglasses ironically
THERE IS A SKELETON INSIDE YOU RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND
>>343739471
Yeah there's just something not right about Caveman. He seems like weirdly energetic and trying hard to be funny.
> be lazy faggot who has meemed his way into popularity by bullying Chibi
> play shitty no-effort game at SGDQ as an excuse to showup
> wear literal faggot-goggles
Why do people like him again?
>>343739582
nigga is fucking hopped up on DOPE
dude weed
OUR BOI CAVEMAN CONFIRMED GOD'S GIFT TO GAMING
>>343739575
>No crossdressing speedrun section
Why even live?
>>343739582
that's what happens to Americans on July 4th
>>343739601
It's past your bedtime, Chibi.
>>343739601
because he's self aware he even commented on how he got his popularity due to chibi on his stream
>>343739601
v has poor taste and judgment as always. chibi is true speedrun kino.
Maybe it's fun to play, but boy does Rapid Angel look like shit.
Those graphics are just ugly.
Caveman's playing like shit desu
is caveman always this much of a doucehbag?
>>343739630
Is he really?
Where's the proof.
>gdq
>>343739471
Why don't you try /r/cringe and leave us be
This game fucking blows
>>343739568
have you heard of "millennials"?
you're in luck friend, there's an entire generation of disingenuous tryhards like him to admire
..Is it me or is caveman an asshole
jesus i really wish i was still watching those guys play THUG now
>>343739678
Chibi would put on a more entertaining run than this
APPLAUD ME
I'm seeing a lot of white men at this event.
What are white women and black guys up to? Obviously not speedrunning.
I liked old caveman more. too much of a mememeister now
>>343739464
>3 people yet
Seriously?
Why the fuck are they having this at 1 in the god damn morning?
>>343739689
>>343739731
that's the joke xD
>>343739704
I SAW it in the BATHROOM
Caveman's fucking up, but I like his sense of humor.
Really dry and monotone, but facetiously boastful.
>>343739745
PLEASE CLAP
Is this the realest squad so far?
Caveman did some blow beforehand and can't possibly give a shit at this point because he knows how much of a joke speedrunning is
>>343739689
>>343739731
It's ironic you cringey /v/tards
>all these newfags letting caveman trigger you
He knows what he's doing.
>>343739580
Those are baseless claims, there's no reason to believe we're hiding in you.
Music in this stage is pretty good
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>you guys were laughing like I was making that up
>no one was laughing
>this boss
>>343739713
>I don't have any vested interest in what's going on but i'm going to shitpost about it anyway!
Why does Caveman talk like he's on a sitcom? It's like he's constantly trying to get a laugh out of everything he says. He sounds like he would be exhausting to hang out with.
>>343739805
Merely pretending XDD
I love that they are just making up stupid fucking jokes about shitty speedrunning terms.
Yeah this is boss manipulation and changing up the patterns yeah.
why do I feel the guy with the beard is chibi with a haircut and beard trying to win caveman over but caveman is too unfriendly
>>343739787
>VinnCo shirt
>/v/ starts hating on him as soon as he gains some self confidence
why doesn't it surprise me at all?
WEEED
>>343739079
This.
Although he's not really breaking the shit out of it, there's not a lot to break.
>>343739832
choking on porpoise?
He's nice to listen to.
>>343739790
He's speedrunning an unknown shit game at 2AM. He'd have to be delusional to not see the joke.
i haven't been following speedrunning lately, is it usually this fucking terrible?
How many layers of irony are we on right now?
One of the better couches imo.
LITERALLY our guy
>>343739832
You know what not being able to detect sarcasm is indicative of?Autism.
I'M CRINGIN IT
>>343739874
rest in piss austin
This game isn't even comically bad, it's just random PS1 shovelware. It's a game your grandma would get you.
>>343739372
How are you this assblasted?
>>343739861
its the guy on his left(our right) that's the joker, kind of forces the enviroment into a sitcom
>>343740010
my grandma asked me if I was winning one time when I was watching spongebob and didn't have a videogame controller anywhere near me
my grandma wasn't buying me shit
Holy shit I'm cringing into oblivion
Leafy should make a vid on this cancer
See what you did /v/? You made some unfunny faggot think he's hot shit.
Woah, is that guy Rickety Cricket?
GIVE CHIBI
>>343740081
this is some good bait
>>343739926
It's been getting graduately worse, and this is a new low for me so far.
Literally our guy
>>343739928
I'd say about 3? 5 if you're sincerely enjoying it.
>>343740096
kys chibi
>mfw I'm literally a couple miles away from where this is being held
that maid is cute!
>people not liking Caveman
get with the times grandpa
MEIDO BOSSU
caveman is fucking done for, this guy is grilling him
>tells chibi to be quiet
>gets a little famous
>takes it seriously
>attends sgdq 2016
>fails at jokes
>RIP cavemanDCJ
>>343740081
Leafy is literal cancer
>Oh fuck, Caveman's on!
>Open stream
>No Chibi
>Close tab
>>343740081
>Leafy
You probably have no idea how ironic this statement is. Get the fuck out and don't ever fucking come back here again.
>>343740157
show up then faggot.
bring a 4chan sign.
>>343740081
Not even a nibble...
I know Blueglass isn't there, but is Trihex? It's shitty that YSG couldn't make it.
I am unironically enjoying this ironic run
guy on far right is like a tame Chibi
all of these bosses are 10/10 and I want porn of them
SICK '''''''''''''''JUMPS''''''''''''''' RIGHT
>>343740157
I bet you won't even shoot it up
>>343740184
He's only good with an autist who won't shut the fuck up there to elevate him.
I just dumped all the salt at the bottom of a bag of rold gold pretzels into my mouth and I want to die
>it's supposed to be bad guys!
he's still an unfunny, uncharismatic tool playing a shitty game surrounded by cronies trying to make him seem funnier than he is
>>343740228
TriHex conned his stream into giving him $1000 to fly his girlfriend out to AnimeExpo this weekend instead of GDQ.
>>343740228
Trihex skipped out to go to an anime convention with his pig disgusting 3D girlfriend because he's a total beta bitch
>>343740218
U mad?
>this is what sonykeks actually spend money on
laughing out loud senpai
>>343739973
>>343740184
fuck off this isn't caveman
Are you feeling this run?
I'm in stitches
our boy caveman gained some lbs
>>343740292
atleast there trying :^)
>>343740157
Make 'em pay, Sam.
>>343740246
Including that Dragon?
>>343740270
>I'm literally only here for the meme points
Go away
was the third day of AGDQ 2015 -- the day that CavemanDCJ would finally prove to everyone that Floating Runner was speedrunnable. Blueglass once again failed to complete Ecco without the debug menu, the video cables were fucked up, and Mayushii was the donation reader at the time; it was already beginning to seem like a terrible day for speedrunning.
As Caveman walked to the couch, carrying his PSX and his memegame, he noticed Chibi sitting there. Surely this had to be a mistake. Any retard could've seen after the last GDQ that this was a horrible match. Chibi smiled up at him, his teeth covered in Cheeto residue, dark energy emanating from the collar around his neck.
"I promise I'll be quiet today," he said before Caveman could complain. The latter simply responding with a sigh and a shake of his head before setting up his game.
The run itself was going somewhat well -- he had only fallen once or twice, hadn't died, and was nearing Zaurer. He was so focused on the game that he didn't hear Mayushii read the donation comment, 'Why is the guy on the couch so quiet? Let him talk!'
A smile crept upon Chibinekodemyx's face. He stood up and proclaimed out loud, "You know, for a game called Floating Runner, I don't see a lot of floating in here!" The room was completely silent, barring the sound of Blueglass's clapping. Chibi knew it was his time. All his new, hip memes would surely make him seem cool in front of the master memer himself.
Caveman let a small groan escape his throat as he heard Chibi meme over and over. As he heard Chibi ask how Bowser got into the game, the DCJ decided he couldn't take it anymore. The frustration -- the tension -- was too much to handle. Throwing the greasy controller across the room, he turned to Chibi, snarling. Caveman kicked the chubby memer off the couch and lunged at him.
Screams erupted from the people in the room. The AGDQ staff tried to cut the stream, but they were too incomptent to handle OBS.
>>343740184
He looks like a dude I know who's like forty and works at a gas station.
MORE MEIDOS
>>343740319
I like it. Caveman's alright, fuck the haters
>>343740292
chibi you know your mom doesn't like it when you stay up this late
>>343740334
especially that dragon
>>343740334
porn? always
These maid bosses are top tier.
I love how every woman in the game dies by getting slashed repeatedly at the tits.
It makes a nice tribute for all the survivors of breast cancer!
>>343740309
UMM I SAID NEVER FUCKING COME BACK?
>>343740319
YEA IM ROFL XD OUTLOUD.
>>343740319
I have a really fucking bad headache so I'm having trouble feeling it.
>>343740296
First i'm hearing of this. Unless he said he was gonna do something else with the money, as long as his viewers are satisfied with him running Yoshis Island and being a meme im sure they dont mind.
>>343740297
Any pics of her?
>>343740361
Caveman had already torn off half of Chibi's clothing and removed his shorts. His dick grew larger, larger, larger; a nearby GDQ slut had to resist the urge to jump at him then and there. Grabbing Chibi by the hips, he said, "I would really prefer if you'd stay still so I can fuck your ass!" And he did.
Caveman yanked on Chibi's dark energy collar with one hand, nearly suffocating the bitch and asserting his dominance. His dick entered Chibi's sizeable ass, with his mustache-like pubic hair slapping against the faggot's buttocks. Chibi moaned over and over, seemingly enjoying it greatly. Everyone looked on in horror - they couldn't stop watching the spectacle unfolding in front of them.
CavemanDCJ fucked Chibi for what seemed like forever, tearing apart his anus completely. Eventually, he ejaculated, spreading his seed throughout the Let's Player's insides. As he came, he screamed to the heavens, "I'm sorry, Asuka!" At this time, the tech team decided to hold down the power button on the computer in order to cut the stream. Mike Uyama stared in disbelief, holding back tears -- his money seemed to be disappearing by the second, much like Caveman's sperm disappearing into Chibi's asshole.
>>343740314
you're fucking blind, these were taken off his facebook
>>343740434
go to fucking sleep
>>343740339
gdqs are literally just a meme at this point. I'm just here to shitpost
>p-pls clap
are buttplug assisted speedruns allowed at sgdq?
>>343740228
Why couldn't YSG make it?
CAVEMAN
LIKES ANIME GIRLS
>>343740440
Go on his twitter and you'll see her plastered everywhere because he acts like a fucking 13 year old who got his first girlfriend. He brings her on his fucking stream to draw furry bara porn together.
>>343740473
I feel bad for the buttplug
this is literally hard to watch, holy shit this is a chore to get through
i hope the ed edd n eddy game redeems this shit
Someone donate and give slash-vee-slash a shoutout
why is the twitch chat shitting on caveman so hard?
>>343740464
I am right after this run.
Staying up to watch caveman may have been a mistake.
>>343740473
why did she spend money on surgery but can't fucking fix that disgusting gap
>>343740531
Why are you looking at the twitch chat?
>>343740531
Because he's an autistsitc meme-person only liked by /v/.
>>343740531
>why is the twitch chat autistic
is donald trump the final boss?
>>343740531
Because the "le epic Chibi cringe" meme has worn off and everyone realized Caveman was actually an unfunny hipster
that wasboring
>>343740525
they won't read it.
So what was the plot to that game
People were seriously hyping up this nigga?
if it wasn't for chibi, caveman would be a genuine literally who.
completely unremarkable.
caveman will go to his grave knowing that the only reason a small group of autistic manchildren on the internet ever knew his name was because a retarded brony, who at 20-something years of age calls himself "chibi", provided unneeded commentary during his live speedrun of tomba 2.
it's finally over
>>343740621
Underage animu slut does stuff.
Holy shit this guy is cool as fuck.
IT WENT BY SO FAST WTF pack it up boys BibleThump
I liked that run, it was fun.
TIME TO GO HOME
>2ばん
what a loser
that was worth the wait
good night /v/
>>343740531
Its not fun to watch ironic sarcasm when it reaches this intense level, if its beyond Norm MacDonald level its way beyond tolerable.
The anon that said 'disingenuous' used the right word. I just hate all the insincerity.
BEST RUN
E
S
T
R
U
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>>343740649
of course. the people on this subreddit love their memes!
Should I stay up? I gotta keep my sleep schedule somewhat in order
>>343740110
No. It's punished chibi
>put caveman in dead hours
an injustice
Loved it
Caveman OUR BOY
when's his other run?
>>343740678
yeah I agree he's really cool!
he's not entertaining without Chibi by his side
>>343740510
Maybe when you finally find the courage to do more than smell a girls hair as she walks by you'll understand.
>>343740664
And not a single person will remember you. You're a literally who now, and you'll be forgotten within a year of your death.
>>343740712
just don't sleep stupid
Thoughts on my waifu, /v/?
>>343740712
>Not staying up for all of GDQ
>>343740581
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343740712
Edd Ed 'n Eddy is next, that mite b cool
>>343740734
>Thursday
>5:00 AM
Fuck.
>The Vita had a speedrun at a GDQ
>It wasn't an actual Vita game
Why doesn't anybody speedrun anything on the Vita
That was alright.
>>343740772
That's a long nose.
>>343740772
She's cute/10.
>>343740772
Why the long face?
JOHN CENA LOL
Next runner is SecksWrecks
How'd he manage to get a run?
>>343740819
>why don't people play a dead console
Guess.
>>343740621
I dunno, since it never got translated. The cat you spare in the good ending is attached to an unlockable magical girl character, so I assume the story's pretty deep.
>"JOHN CENA XD" joke
Caveman fans everyone
>>343740732
That's where he always is. He only does awful games.
>>343740772
You´ll need to post pics of her dick first
>>343740819
That would require someone somewhere actually owning a Vita
>>343740819
why would they
>#FASTPANTS
>>343740835
UUUU
rank the best runs of today
1. freeze
2. caveman
3. catherine
>le sarcastic irony run xD
Yea, great.
>#fastpants
MADMAN
A
D
M
A
N
>>343740772
wasn't she on deep space 9?
ED EDD AND FUCKING EDDY
>>343738696
Where's Chibi?
>>343740772
How big is her dick?
>>343740848
>Secks
>Sex
BANNED
>>343740772
that thing has a dick, right?
chibi was in the right
>>343740835
>>343740772
dat asymmetry, the eye is like 2 inches higher than the other one
>>343740819
Why would a weeb system get a speedrun at a normie event?
>fast pants
it happened
>>343740772
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER EYES
NIGGA ONE IS HIGHER THAN THE OTHER HAHAHAHAHAAH WHAT A HORSE LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
>>343740581
>she
>>343740852
Well gee, the Gamecube's been dead for 10 years now and it's had what, 3 runs on the first day alone?
Idiot.
>>343739862
Fuck off dumbass, go buy a sense of humor at the bargain store you soulless nobody
>>343740854
>animu
>deep story
its her cat and you don't kill it so she helps you.
>>343740819
>vita
>game
????
So is Barneyfag gonna show up?
F A S T P A N T S
>>343740879
>unironically pretending the Vita didn't outsell the Wii U
this is just pathetic on a level I didn't think was possible
ED EDD EDDY
>>343740772
delete this
I really wish this event wouldn't be for charity.
I know it's kinda' like their thing now, but if they gathered up that money as some sort of price pool for "best run" or something, it'd actually draw more talent to the scene.
Instead it's just an endless circlejerk of muh tears, and muh doctors and all sorts of normie shit.
>>343740819
Not enough meme games.
>Two fatties sandwiching the guy in the middle
Poor little skinny guy
>>343739564
Twitch chat is less embarrassing than /v/
>>343740994
The Gamecube had so many fucking good games on it desu family.
>>343740994
This is unrelated to GC, but is it possible to make games for Dreamcast still? I think I heard that a while back.
>caveman still sitting there
oh boy, can't wait for more irreverent self-depreciating commentary
>>343740621
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/rapidangel/rapidangel.htm
For whatever want to know a little more about the game
So when do you assume that the shitty games block began? Because this sure isn't looking good
Whose your guys favorite black pornstar?
>>343740819
Because JRPG are shit speedruns
>>343740994
The GCN is not a dead console.
It sees more use out of one game (melee) than the Vita and its entire library.
GET READY FOR MLP
>>343740994
Gamecube's still very much alive.
Vita is literally not even acknowledged by its own company.
>>343741039
>but if they gathered up that money as some sort of price pool for "best run" or something, it'd actually draw more talent to the scene.
Are you actually this stupid? Do you really think they could get this amount of money if it WASN'T for charity?
The charity is the only reason this even exists on this scale.
Already like this guy
Chrystals Pony Tale is actually a good game from what I remember, played it years ago on an emulator
>>343740994
except the gc actually got to live
the vita died right away
keep your ponies to a minimum
>>343741096
Super Mario Sunshine
>>343741039
Well this way it is less competitive and you can actually have a good time watching it without even more autism.
paging barneyfag
WHATS THIS? HORSE FUCKERS?
>>343741101
lacey duvalle for sure
>>343741140
I'd rather it not exist.
And fuck off. One thing Twitch has proven is that no one gives a shit what the money goes to.
I HAVE PLAYED THIS GAME BEFORE MLP
>>343741101
i love black anime gurls so fucking much but real life black girls like real life everything else are pretty shitty.
>>343741101
The ones that don't "lul I'm such black gawngster."
Or "lul Black gurls like white dick cuz sofystic8ted"
Hard to believe that niche audience still exists
There is still no cheap way to capture Vita games if your game isn't PSTV compatible.
The only option is a Vita dev kit.
What's the fps of this game? 5?
>>343741101
mr 18 is the GOAT
Yay
>>343741101
Stacy Adams.
PONYS!!!!
Why would you ever start speedrunning shit like this
>pony game
>10fps
what the fuck, get this shit out of here
>>343741101
Carmen Hayes
>>343741101
Ana Foxxx
>>343741224
>he actually believes people would give a shit about speedrunning if it wasn't for charity
Best one chosen.
>people thought the Genesis was good
>implying based SNES would ever carry disgusting shit like this
bro what is this fag shit
I'm literally going to bed fuck this
>>343741292
PONI
It's a fat guy takes up half the couch edition.
>>343741183
Every fucking time
>What a bitch
BANNED
jesus this game's animations are horrible, this hurts to look at
>someone was paid to work on this game
>someone paid to buy this game
>>343741256
What Vita exclusives would you want to see speedrun?
>>343741082
>>343741115
>>343741121
All of those things are completely irrelevant.
The real reason no one speedruns games on the Vita is because there's no Vita capture card. It's as simple as that. I could go and speedrun Tales of Hearts R right now and try submitting it on speedrun.com, but good luck getting it accepted without video proof.
any subtle donations yet?
>>343741349
Its fine if it pays your bills anon.
PRESS PONY TO PONY
>>343741325
Only the most abysmal normalfag cares about charity. It's literally giving 90% of your money to some bureaucrat.
PONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>343741304
Ironic meming
PONY UP
WHAT'S THE DOUG BUTTON DO
>>343741304
What did you expect from the guy who speedran the Chester Cheetos game
>Ponies
Sega fans everyone
>>343741315
>>343741324
these women are horrible, thanks for nothing
welp, this guy's a legend.
>>343741224
Actually a lot of people care where the money goes to, that's why they've strengthened their relationship with the charity organization and have grown every year.
Also I'm wondering if you're also stupid enough to think that most of the best speedrunners around aren't already attending this. Being featured on here gives you a huge boost in subs, it's researched literally every year.
>I'd rather it not exist.
Oh yeah man, I wish this giant stream that raises a million dollars for charity twice a year also didn't exist. I hate being able to watch semi-entertaining content for a week straight.
Fuck off hipster, shoo.
masterpiece
>>343741351
Nothing I can think of. Just saying thats an additional barrier besides the fact Vita has no games. Can't really speedrun Gravity Daze.
>>343741373
>Vita matters
Keep trying Sonygger.
Even Sony won't acknowledge it.
CAVEMAN LIKES /mlp/
>>343741405
>Only the most abysmal normalfag cares about charity.
So the majority of GDQ's viewers?
Wow, this pony slave simulator.
Is this guy just a meme runner?
>>343741351
Moe Chronicle
>>343741384
That weasel is pretty talented.
Do any oldfags even know this game existed?
This is something you find when you're randomly picking games to emulate from your rom set.
>>343741462
The looks are half the battle. Carmen destroys men through penor glands.
Incredible to watch, really.
Man o man! This game sure looks totally socially acceptable in every single social setting!
But but.... mom! video games aren't a waste of time! they increase your reflexes and hand eye coordination! E-sports are THE SAME AS SPORTS MA! WHY DOESN'T ANYONE TAKE VIDEO GAMES SERIOUSLY!!
o am i laughin
Its like there is frames missing in the game, it just looks choppy as fuck.
>>343741405
Actually Doctor's Without Borders has an outstanding proven track record when it comes to actual donations = resources. You're just jaded and misinformed.
A donut sounds really tempting right now.
A thick, soft, glazed, donut with a big hole.
If you know what I mean.
>>343741384
Not even greetings from Germany is passing by those fucking censors' eyes
Literally no fun allowed
>You play as a horse
>It's slow as shit
ONE JOB
This is an insult to horse and man alike
real cavemandcj hours
who up smash like
>>343741468
>cares about charities
>calls others hipsters
You're not only everything wrong with this board. You're everything wrong with this world.
WET FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
>>343741304
>Pick a memegame with no competition to get fast at
>Grind it out until you have a "good" time
>Kiss ass/meme it up until you become a "community" favorite
>Get run accepted at GDQ for the meme/irony humor
>Drop memes and fake a upbeat, charismatic personality during your run
>OMG, [runner]'s RUN WAS SO FUNNY :) DAMN, I'M GONNA GIVE THAT GUY A FOLLOW! EPIC RUN!
>Slowly phase out speedrunning from your stream until you're known first as a variety/"personality" streamer and a speedrunner second
>Network with other popular variety streamers
>Eventually most of your current fanbase aren't even aware you speedran in the first place
>Remove your speedrunning info (best times, other runners to check out, etc) from your profile page
>Now you're another popular Let's Play streamer who used the speedrunning community and events as springboards to e-fame and fortune
>>343740819
>neptunia speedruns
>it's just grinding
DUDE
WET FARTS
LMAO
>>343741373
People could just use the PSTV
>>343740819
>The Vita had a speedrun at a GDQ
>It wasn't an actual Vita game
I don't see how anyone could speedrun the Vita faster than Sony.
>>343741553
Who is this cute girl?
Do you have any more pics of this cutie?
>>343741579
Oooh please explain how caring about charities are bad. I'm serious.
I'll sit and wait.
Will there be another Mario Block?
>>343741487
They mentioned it at E3 you shitlord
So this guy decided to spend a decent amount of time learning this game, this shitty fucking pony game with an atrocious framerate and clunky controls, because... it's funny? What the fuck is wrong with people
ayy
>>343741535
I've only messed with NES romsets. hFFE roms made me retarted back then
JUst got here from job, missed everything till now, due to said job and sleep.
Any good run i should go back and watch? Any good crash and burns yet?
This game is fucking trippy
>That one guy who needs to shout when other people talk
HYPE
>>343741672
and you spent time to complain about it to strangers on the internet.
>>343741637
Because supporting charities is contributing to society.
Neckbeards don't like that, they love being leeches.
The framerate in this game is way worse than I remember it, what the fuck
>>343741637
Charities are just a scam, fuck that guy.
>>343741373
>but good luck getting it accepted without video proof.
PS TV
>>343741672
Really? 6 years of endless autistic sick fuckery from Ponyfags and this is what amazes you?
>>343741690
A guy running Mario 2 ran out of battery in the middle of his run. Everything else has been shit, but not entertaining shit.
>>343741597
wix is my favorite sellout
also he has a cutie gf
>this game
>>343741750
all charities? How about Doctors Without Borders?
source?
I didn't want to keep watching anyway. I'll pick up the memes in a few days.
>there is no fail state
>there are non-games being streamed on games done quick
I have nothing to add to this thread. My gf fell asleep before sending me nudes after I was working that shit for an hour and I'm fucking pissed.
What was the audience for this shit?
>>343741786
anon delete that right now before the mods get here
>>343741597
Then what? Rapid decline followed by a slow death?
>every body needs butt lovin in their life
Everyone needs a little buttlovin' in their life.
>>343741690
Catherine was great
>butt loving
BANNED
>>343741896
8 year old girls.
>>343741546
Nobody to laugh at but yourself your apart of this community. Watching the run and chatting about it exclusively on another website.
>>343741891
how old are you?
>>343741810
Disapointing.
>butt loving
This game looks pretty boring DESU.
IT'S OK WHEN NINTENDO DOES CUTE SHIT WITH RAINBOWS AND ANIMALS
Guys is
G O O D J O B
our new meme?
G O O D J O B
O
O
D
J
O
B
>>343741896
little girls
>>343741597
>being this mad at based Witwix
>>343741975
>PONYSHIT ON SGDQ
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>343742013
Better than Woo
>>343741975
Son of a fucking bitch.
>>343742003
Literally a game for little girls
>>343741975
THAT'S THE JOKE, YOU FUCKING AUTIST.
>me and fatguy revolutionized this game
Jesus christ this run
>>343741975
Did you enjoy the last run, Barneyfag?
>GOOD JOB
Are we witnessing the birth of an epic new meme?
>>343741907
5 to 10(being very generious) years of doing this, then if money wasn't saved a complete and utter buttfucking by life when it drys up because no real life skills or experience.
Justice will come to all these assholes one day.
>butt
>lovin
>>343741975
fuck off autist, stick to the threads you created yourself
Well that was done quickly.
Hope this guy comes back.
>that guy saying good job and clapping
oh my god the meme was true
>>343742009
Nintendo usually manages to squeeze out more than five frames per second. That counts for a lot.
Good job!
I WAITED FOR THIS. ITS 4:30AM AND I'M READY FOR ED EDD AND EDDY
>>343742009
THe difference being that Kirby doesn't have a creepy soundtrack that makes it more like a bizzare crapsaccharine world.
ED BOYS coming up
>everyone needs a little butt lovin in their life
>Turok 2 music
>the audience shouting shit
PLEASE STOP. TOO IS TOO MUCH AUTISM
EDD ED N EDDY
D E D
D D D
Y
>>343741101
Vanessa blue was goat before she retired and went full femdom
>Completely utterly unrelated to MLP, a 6 year old little girls cartoon
>Autists on /v/ STILL find a way to get terminally butthurt
Oh I'm laughin'
>>343742112
Well it is their independence day, pretty amazed they'd waste it at SGDQ.
what would you do if your system ran out of battery at the event.... i would shit my pants
What music is this?
christ, it's just joke games for the next few hours
fuck this shit
>>343741975
>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘9OPfyX8lx2548mlmd5bQhw==’.
>1615 results found.
now that's dedication
>>343742113
What a tryhard piece of shit, and a tripfag to boot
someone donate with the name Bill Cosby and say you agree with the sentiment that everyone could use some butt lovin in their life
I was about to go to sleep until I saw it was en Ed Edd and Eddy game coming up... I gotta see this shit
>run into ip range bans every other week for a couple of days
>barneyfag is on /v/ 100% of the time all the time
What are mods even doing?
>>343742160
>mfw Replayed Turok 2 a while ago
it aged like shit milk, or maybe it just wanst that great to begin with
>>343742219
turok 2 first level
>>343742219
Turok 2 isn't it?
>>343742170
Shut up faggot they just want to be loved like they once were, when they were allowed to be on camera.
>all those empty chairs
>people still sitting away from the couch/apart from each other
lol why
Night time SGDQ best SGDQ
>>343742220
There's an Awful Games Done Quick block on every iteration
>>343742204
theres like a million holidays, who gives a shit if you miss a couple
I hope it is played again next year.
>>343742113
Cuck
>BEST WISHES FROM GERMANY JAJAJAJAJ
>>343742272
I still don't understand this barneyfag meme
>>343742272
>That's a Twilight Shantae.
Who?
>>343742160
>Turok 2 music
thank you
>>343742272
THAT'S THE JOKE. WATCH THE FUCKING STREAM. AND STOP BAN EVADING. FUCK.
Waiting for Harry Potter. I liked that game.
>>343742192
It's a blatant knock-off. You do know that the pony shit existed back in the 80s too, right?
>>343742292
really makes you question life
>>343742231
unfortunately anything like that wouldn't make it past the announcer
now that i think about it, i'd really like a speedrunning event that's more unfiltered, this homogenized unoffensive shit it putting me to sleep
>No Turok speedruns
why even live friends
Barneyfag did you donate for that block?
>>343742351
The Harry Potter games were pretty sick.
>>343742390
dinosaurs aren't real
if i go to this event will i be able to meet cute girls
new
>>343742356
>>343742248
Barneyboi has legitimate autism, and has gone to the effort of creating a setup which lets him nullify bans so he can dump his folder in sperg rage after he himself starts a thinly veiled pony thread so he has an excuse to freak out.
>all the [Deleted] ITT
420
>>343742416
It was a meme game that didn't even last 10 minutes. Calm down.
>>343742362
You are a fucking shitty ass tripfag, no one on this board wants you here and your own parents probably don't even want you. Do us a favor and fuck off.
>>343741597
There's literally nothing wrong with doing any of that though
>Reeee I don't like witwix because he didn't keep himself in the literal dead end speed running crab bucket reeeee
>How dare he be successful now reeee
>>343742365
Like NASA?
That nobody watched?
>>343742429
Jellybeans are "fun" to collect.
>>343742362
I'm not even that anon, but stating the obvious and calling your own inane assertions intellectual is pathetic
Stay tryhard, tripfag
>>343742365
You missed NASA. It was as unfiltered as it comes. Unfortunately, it was also complete fucking ass.
>comic sans
helly fucken epic
What the fuck?
Why the hell are they streaming EEnEO? Don't they know about the contract?
>>343742192
MLP was a thing before the modern cartoon though, I remember there being MLP toys you could buy in the early 90s. This game seems like a rip-off of that.
>>343742502
>>343742514
damn, really? well fuck, maybe speedrunning just sucks now
>released on PC twice
redpill me on the caveman run - how was it?
ED EDD EDDY GAME
GLITCHES
FUCK
Y E A H
>>343742543
Yeah this. MLP has been around since the 80's it just didn't take off to its massive autistic virgin neckbeard fanbase until the recent series.
>>343742623
fucking atrocious, not even kidding, it was a chore to get through
>>343742231
Nah, do Cliff Huxtable instead, that was Bill's character's name on the Cosby show.
>>343742514
I missed it, why it was so bad as they say?
>>343742650
go away puri. no one likes your balding, fat ass.
>>343742683
Wasn't that bad.
>red shirt
>>343742683
Some of the runs were pretty decent actually but the internet was horrendous at the hotel they were at. Stream was extremely inconsistent for awhile. Cyberdemons doom 2 run was great because it was basically him shit talking the entire time.
Sonic Heroes aged weirdly
>>343742429
I hated the Goblet of Fire game, it was way too short and had some annoying levels like the part where you drop the egg in the tub and it goes into the sewers. Fuck that game.
>>343742683
Technical difficulties out the ass. The game choices were hit and miss. Naegleria is an awful human being and was insufferable to listen to. It was the angry, jaded autists rather than the cringey ones.
>>343742791
Keep trying to be "tough" on a chinese image board made for autisms. Fucking sperg.
>>343742652
And that recent series taking off to the point of autism was a real case of meme magic.
>Ed, Edd and Eddy has a fucking sewer level
MARIE BEST KANKER
Well /v/? Naz or Marie?
EDBOY HEEEEEEEEEEROES
>tfw girls try to kiss you
>>343742983
M A R I E
A
R
I
E
>>343742791
Didn't even reply to my main argument, that is that you're not one to make value judgements over your own skills on something, let alone call your own thoughts "intellectual"
Google Dunning-Kruger
Or fucking leave fucking tripfag, EEE is on
>>343742650
This is almost depressing to see.
>>343742794
>>343742864
Dam
>>343742826
I remember my mom came home home with the DS Goblet of Fire game on a whim one day. I was kind of interested at first because I expected it to be a fun, simple JRPG knock-off like the first three on GB/GBA, and then it turned out be some shitty top down action game and was so fucking bad.
>>343743058
>This is almost depressing to see.
Not as depressing as the stream was.
Ultra bit starved 480p with constant buffering.
>>343742983
marie everytime
>tfw marie and kevin have the same voice actress.
>>343743062
I had the Gamecube version. It's like they gave up on trying to make good games after the third movie or so.
Stop feeding the tripfag.
why is this nugget sitting there holding that box?
>>343743864
To show it off?
Thanks for doing it for free.
You know what site also has threads with this many deleted posts? Reddit.
>Harry Potter up next
arry plese stop farts
>los gaytos
>>343744331
Put your trip back on
FLIPENDOH
>tfw no Game Grumps (2012) style show where Caveman and Chibi are forced to play games together
