SGDQ 2016 - MARIO BLOCK
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Now: Setup
Next: Double Dash 150cc All Cup Tour (38 min)
Later: FAST Racing NEO (35 min)
hes so tall and handsome as hell
>speedrunning a mariokart game
Shit, i fell asleep during the fucking Zelda, did i missed any autistic outburst?
First for telling lewdposters to go shit up some other board.
happy birthday murca.
New one is here you twat >>343720707
>>343721025
So?
>>343721284
It's indecent.
Did I miss anything good?
>>343721150
>shit OP image
>no subject
>no thread edition
>no now/next/later
Wow, it's shit.
>>343721387
It was first, deal w/ it nerd.
this is so fucking fu
>tfw I live in a first world country where Nintendo and their shitty rehashes and rubberbanding racers are utterly irrelevant
Feels good man.
anybody else enjoying this lets play?
>donating anything to doctors without borders
This isn't just a waste of money, but an active funding of more niggers in this planet.
>>343723865
then why donate to anything? you are literally helping those who are less fortunate
Trying to F-Zero on rainbow road?
>EEnE at almost 4am
Shit.. I'm just gonna fap until then.
How come all the unique, obscure games are the ones being played at the crack of dawn?
While all the overplayed games we've seen hundreds of times are shown during the day.
>>343724502
The overplayed ones are overplayed because they are popular and bring people in. They get prime time to try and grab the most people for donations.
Q T
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>>343724650
Makes sense..
I guess I just like the obscure games more since you dont usually see people running through EEnE or Barbie Game Girl.
Good thing I'm a NEET for now and dont have to worry about going to bed at a set time.
>>343721353
why is she wearing a gas mask while pulling her panties open?
does she smell?
>>343723865
you cant be this fucking retarded
>>343723865
hi /pol/
i hate when fucking people say "this was all i could donate". off yourself all you wanted was to have your stupid name read out to a bunch of autists.
who is this based host? Love this guy's voice
>>343724046
I don't know, maybe for people that wont grow up to become a threat and/or die of some stupid shit easily avoidable like not drinking sewer water?
Donate to a cancer hospital in your city, for example.
>>343725047
Prove me wrong
>>343725135
Hi Steve
woah this looks like HD fzero GX
Who was that guy for AGDQ earlier this year or whenever that played some miserable indie game that he just picked up like hours before in order that was so horrible that we found his twitter had him posting cringe shit about not getting women and getting friendzoned and shit
holy crap is that actually running on a WiiU?
>>343725906
why wouldn't it? do you actually buy into /v/ mems?
Watching on https://cytu..be/r/m4c for any interested in a much slower, less spammy chat
Why does everyone hate trihex?I actually like mario maker
All this flying backwards is fucking with my head.
>>343725906
The Wii-U can run a lot of games at 60 fps.
>>343725874
i don't know his name, but i know who you're talking about. he ran that shitty indie game where you fly around in the ship and then get out and do a zero suit samus looking side scroller part
>>343726137
you mean selloutex
>for $100 ill suck your dick and say swag while doing it
how much do you think the dev paid for this?
that said...this game does look fun
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FAST
>Cant even see the other racers
SPEED
WHAT
this isn't even fun to watch
>>343726137
Because you didn't know him before he became a sell out piece of shit.
>>343726184
YES, I can't think of the name of the game or streamer. That twitter shit was so bad
REMEMBER TO GAME TEST YOUR GAMES FOLKS
>>343722439
>>>/twitch/
Piss off.
>this run
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Cheating faggot, just play the game normally
Reminder that this is what F-Zero could have been if Nintendo didn't go full retard at the turn of the century.
This game looks like shit, /v/ shills are on full force today.
This game's aesthetics and speed are giving me an erection
anything wacky happen yet?
Will tune in tomorrow since I'm tired as fuck and have spent my day playing vidya with friends.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who play exclusively on Nintenturd consoles
Will she be making an appearance?
Hi!
>>343726317
>this guy
>i dont know why i'm clapping but he said nice so i guess i should
a glitchless run would have been more interesting
>>343726335
>everyone's retarded except me!
Ace posting
Please clap
>Quitting mid race
>It's a streamer got paid to shill a new game episode
H-HE'S FAST!
>>343726335
>Shills
>Game is relatively unknown
>Very similar to F-Zero
>F-Zero GX is well liked on /v/
Hmm I wonder why people seem to like it anon?
How come there's no girl speed runners?
>skipping cutscenes by quitting
why isn't this considered cheating?
>>343726375
Fuck off back to your mental illness hugboxes
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/jp/
>>343726447
girls belong in the kitchen lol
as cool as these lap skips are i would've loved to see a glitchless run of this
it really is a great game
1 0 0 0 M P H
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Ikaruga: Racing Edition
My.
Dick.
Reverse checkpointing is kind of lame, but this is certainly entertaining. And they don't feel autistic as fuck.
>>343726447
Autism is rarer in women
>>343726414
>new game
The shit's like six months old you mong.
>skyrim glitch exhibition
so they're just playing the game normally?
>>343726447
They have social lives.
>>343726447
Not enough girls with autism.
Who is the girl that announces donations? Sounds cute
>>343726447there is anon, her name is Narcissa
>>343726447
Because women are biologically talentless at everything
>>343726447
Don't start
>tfw there will never be a new wipeout
who is the host/announcer? I love his voice
>>343726137
cause he fell for the "sell out for money" twitch meme
like a high priced hooker, he'll do anything for $
>run consist of slaming into something and driving backwards to trick the game into thinking you went the entire track
How the fuck does people come up with shit like this
One of the few games I wanted to see glitchless.
>>343721043
Is this fine piece of ass streaming during SGDQ2016?
>That feel when still no PS4 WipEout at 1080p 60fps
>>343726486
NO! I've had enough of your bullying!
>skyrim glitch exhibition
That shit could last all fucking day.
>>343726512
No it's not, it's just more socially acceptable.
>four people total have submitted runs for this game
This is some jew bullshit
Why are pigs in videogames always evil?
This shit is fucking broken.
Love it
60 FPS isn't enough for this FAST
>>343726447
because they are busy getting FUCKED in their hotel room
>>343726591
The same way someone came up with building Mario's De-Facto speed for 12 hours to save half an A press I guess.
who /Extreme-G/ here
Three
Two
One
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
This game is glitchy as fuck
>>343726652
It's broken because they're playing the unpatched version. V1.1 has no runs submitted.
>>343726447
there are
>>343726610
watch Oblivion run mate , it was bananas
>>343726317
>Thinking speedrunning is about honorabu compretions
The rules are go fast with the tools given to you in a normal run. Bad programming is a new tool available to you.
>>343726629
Not every game is popular anon.
Some games have only one person submitting their times.
Other games have no times period.
>>343726447
Anti SJWism is popular now so there is a decrease in the population of gfs who learn about speedrunning from there boyfriend
>>343726602
>PS4
>1080/60
2FAAST
I like how the rubber-band AI in this game always finishes the race like 3 seconds after the player even when he glitches and cheats his way to victory
>>343726184
THIS STUPID FUCK
Nos @Nosraef Jul 1
Is bashing Trump what is was like during the Bush presidency? Just saying someone is bad for an easy applause
this lap glitch would be so fucking easy to fix
why are jews ruining this industry?
>>343726629
>WR is 15 mins behind estimate
>not even by the current runner
>>343726629
>calls this jew bullshit
>doesn't remember that 2 hours long metroid-clone that had literally one submitted run last agdq
>>343726719
didn't this person change their mind trying to be a girl
>>343726602
>that feel when still no PS4 game at 1080p 60fps
>>343726719
Where's that guy anyway? Haven't seen him in forever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BvoZRSWDGt
Well, fuck. Looks like I won't be able to watch much more of today's schedule. This sucks.
God dammit..
>>343726629
velocity 2x all over again
>>343726698
I don't know why but this is hilarious to me, it's so enthusiastic
this is like the mario kart thing
>>343726137
>>343726137
cause he's a fake ass nigga who'll do anything for money.
>>343726629
that's what you get for releasing a game on a nintendo system that isnt mario
>>343726608
Kill yourself
>~20 more minutes of this
saboom is the best speedrunner and my personal favorite to watch
he knows his shit, explains what he's doing, and is the perfect level of autism so he won't sell out yet personable enough to enjoy watching his runs
RIP
>>343726720
Morrowind is even more broken, it can easily be finished in under 5 minutes.
>>343726561
There was a Wipeout looking game on Steam, fuck if I can remember the name now.
>>343726812
What the fuck am I listening to
>they're not even reading all the donations
wew
>garbage racing game where they just go off track to skip laps
How is this fun to watch?
>tfw homework due in 2 days
>tfw watchng SGDQ instead of doing it
Somebody help me pls
This shouldnt be a speedrun. He shouldve played the game normally
>>343726750
They did fix it, but they're running the unpatched version.
>>343726282
velocity run by nosraef
>>343726746
>These retard tweets of his
Jesus christ not only is his cringy in social situations his politcal views are cringy as fuck too
>Deployment to Iraq
>Chat cries
>>343726764
Was it Axiom Verge?
>all these GIVE ME ATTENTION donation comments
>>343726943
Ignore him, anon. He's an outsider.
>>343726184
Velocity 2X is the game you're talking about. Just went looking for it because I remember watching the first 10 minutes of that run or so and thinking it was incredibly boring.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/337180
>skyrim glitch exhibition
it's called the 100% category dipshits
>>343726935
>tfw 100 word letter due for next friday
FUCK
>>343726812
what is this?
>jarhead donates to sgdq
>>343726629
>3rd party Wii U eShop exclusive
>Not many runners
GEE I WONDER WHY.
Fuck, this game really reminds me of some racing game I played a PC demo for as a kid but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called. The aesthetics are very similar from what I remember. I've wanted to play that shit for years but I don't know where to start trying to find that shit.
Oh so it was patched ok.
>>343727029
God dammit, now I'm triggered remembering what it was like to sit through that run.
Everything about this run is bullshit
>unknown recently released game no one has heard of
>running the unpatched version
>0-900MPH in half a second
wouldn't that fucking liquefy you
>Skyrim glitch exhibition
You mean they'll turn on the game?
>oh no devs patched the game
>i cant do my broken strats now so im not going to run it BabyRage
>>343726926
Radial-G ?
>they patched the game so it would actually be an interesting speedrun instead of a shitty glitchfest
>runners are mad about this
>>343727024
Fuck off you autistic weeb.
>>343726721
Then that's not "speed running", that's cheating. Just like a bunch of autists to not try and achieve through hard work, they rather use underhanded tricks. That's why these faggots all become trannies.
>>343726948
Kind of funny he just stated they patched everything out.
>>343726746
>>343726958
>>343727134
>all of this furshit on his twitter
why am i not surprised
>>343726935
Pretend to be a girl and get some poor sap to do it for you :^)
>>343726929
hans from germany has donated $3!! "greetings from germany! i'm only 25 years old and this was all i could donate! good luck to all the runners and kill the animals HYPE!" thanks hans it's ok if you could only donate $3 everything helps!
you would get that through the entire marathon and the runners would never get a chance to explain wtf is happening.
>unpatched game speedrun
blah
>I'm going to run the unpatched version
how the fuck is this not cheating?
That was the shittiest explanation I think I've ever heard anyone to try to give.
>New players won't be able to beat the record because some autist keeps an unpatched version
>>343727164
Its weird because with other games speedrunners are fine with running on current patches.
>>343727150
Damn I guess the developer of this game didn't realize that, send them an email, I'm sure they'll recall it once they realize
>>343727078
how mentally ill do you have to be to change your gender just because someone told you to do it?
>>343727150
thats why you have G-diffusers
>>343726985
>probably an officer
>gets to sit in an air-conditioned room doing nothing
>living a better life than most
>this is all only possible on release version
i hope someone submits a current patch run of this game
wait WHAT
THEY FUCKING PATCHED THE GAME SHORTLY AFTER RELEASE AND NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE THE PRE-PATCHED VERSION IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY NEWCOMERS TO PARTICIPATE IN SPEEDRUNNING THIS GAME?
WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING HORSE SHIT
It's Hat in Time all over again
>>343727241
>>343727240
>>343727192
>>343727189
>>343727164
>>343727137
Why does /v/ get triggered by unpatched speedruns
>>343727240
>Game has constant patches
>"Oh sorry anon, all of your runs are invalidated now because we released a new patch"
>>343727286
How mentally ill do you have to be to change your gender in the first place?
>wah I can't speedrun a game because it got patched
>>343727178
I don't think so, I'm looking for it now. It gets posted in webm threads sometimes.
>that WOOOOSH sound effect when he's in the air on that track
holy shit it sounded like there was a windstorm outside for a second
>>343726935
Have to submit a bank simulation with queue data structures in 5 hours. Watching neckbeards drive cars instead. Send help.
THIS RUN ONLY WORKS ON AN SNES WITH A GAMESHARK INSERTED
hahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>Calls out devs to do proper bug testing
>Bitches out the dev for having the audacity to patch their game
Shut the fuck up Tones.
This was kinda interesting at start, but now its kinda boring.
>>343726926
i think you mean formula fusion. seems like a game to buy when it's completed
>>343727241
Its pretty common actually Donkey Kong Country 2 for example is run exclusively on earlier versions because later patched versions fixed a few major glitches.
Its still pretty dumb but it really depends on the community running each game.
>>343726137
>I actually like mario maker
That's why. mario maker is fine. but mario maker and nothing else is bad.
Big Jon is the better black streamer
>>343727332
extremely
>>343727297
>still signed up for one of the worst branches of the us military
>Canada is the new Germany
is Formula Fusion any good?
This runner should be shot
SAME MOM
>she better be watching
>>343727286
The person was probably talking about dying his hair or something. Don't believe out of context 4chan images.
>>343727324
I don't care all that much to be honest, it just seems silly when it would make for a far more interesting speedrun
OoT 1.0 is fine to me because it's way more interesting, for example
SAME MOM
COMBO PACKAGE
>>343727437
DUDE
>>343727371
He wouldn't be bitching if the devs allowed different patch versions, similar to how Blazblue does it.
>>343727373
GDQs in a nutshell
>>343727324
because plenty of other games are done on current patch.
it takes special autism to only run outdated patches and its for the sole purpose of keeping a WR away from newcomers.
>what are categories
guys please
>>343727396
Fuck no, fuck you and fuck Jon
I watched him for a bit and even followed him but I eventually couldn't stand him anymore, he's fucking boring and whines constantly while playing boring games
>>343727421
That's awfully mean, /jp/.
>Because this game is very well programmed
I'm sure the devs are happy to see this slander in front of 100k viewers
how can you call something a record if you're literally the only person running it?
this is bullshit and I can't believe they choose shit like this
Anyone else hoping this guy's Wii U accidentally gets plugged into the internet?
>Do unpatched run
>Complain/mock the game for being buggy
Right man
>really cool map
>but let's skip it with this unpatched run lmao
>>343727371
what did you expect from Canadian filth
>>343727396
REAL EGG ROLL HOURS
HAMMER THAT MF'IN LIKE BUTTON GINA
>>343727373
Ok, fuck off then.
>>343727429
>>343727320
its only for digital copies spastic he said so.
>>343727164
>Speedrunning is about going fast
>gets mad when someone plays as fast as possible
Is it actual autism?
can the fucking stream stop dropping frames, this shit is out of fucking control
Reminder that Hbox got 3-0'd by Wizzy.
>>343727437
DIFFERENT DADS!!
>>343727192
You can't just pick and choose what is and isn't legal in a speed run. What counts as a glitch becomes almost everything then. Attack cancels? That's a glitch. Backdashes faster than running? That's a glitch. Skipping boss phases? That's a glitch.
>>343727324
I think in this case, it is pretty bullshit since you can't downgrade making it impossible for any new players to compete with this autist. I couldn't give less of a shit about people speedrunning older patches of games where those patches are readily available.
>>343727320
>shortly after release
the game's been out since december, this patch came out late as fuck on may this year
that's far from "shortly after release"
>>343727324
It defeats the fucking purpose of playing the game to begin with. Might as well eliminate playing the game at all and just look for errors in the source code instead. Speedrun that shit.
>>343727484
it's not the devs though, it's nintendo.
>>343727510
>Expecting the retards on /v/ to care
>>343727573
and m2k
God this run is boring as shit
>>343727396
Bertin is the only real nigga and he's actually one of us.
>>343727510
you left out the part where there are zero submissions for your selections
>>343727556
This game is exclusively digital. You cannot buy a physical version.
>>343727396
Oh hes big alright.
>>343727510
I understand categories, I just wish he didn't complain that the game is poorly programmed and tested and then go on to say he wouldn't be able to do these skips on the live build.
Fuck that shit I just want to go fast.
>>343727134
I love how there's only 3 people that have set a time of that game too.
http://www.speedrun.com/v2x
>>343727324
in this case it basically alienates the community because nobody who downloads it could possibly compete
This stream lagging like mad for anyone else?
>>343727570
use an html5 player
>>343727619
It was interesting to me until he revealed that all the glitches were patched out.
>>343727510
The problem is that it can't be reproduced. Nobody besides the current (4) runners can pick up the game and start playing at 1.0 because it isn't available anymore.
>>343727668
For you
>>343727681
This game only has 1 more person with a submission
>>343727642
free wrs bruh
welp, im going to fuck off till thursday's tetris hypefest
>>343727619
eh at least the runner and couch aren't that spergy. i mean sure it defeats the purpose of racing games, its interesting how broken a fuckin racing game can be
i mean the rubber banding total time is only a second after him when he cheats
I'm just waiting for Caveman's run.
>>343727659
Im glad to hear that because I don't want to share my anime love with faggots normalfags.
This track is goddamn Big Blue
>>343727773
This
is he not even finishing first?
>4th place while using an unpatched glitch
this nigga
>fails trick
>wastes time to go back and try again when it would be faster to just finish the race normally
>>343727659
You have a containment board for discussion on mental illnesses, this is not the board.
>>343727773
You'll just be disappointed with no chibi to harass him.
HE DOESN'T RECOMMEND THE GAME
>>343727773
I think we all are
>>343727773
When is it?
>>343727668
Big Jon is scary
>yfw you realize you're unironically shitting on a game because it's a nintendo exclusive and the fact that you've never heard of it despite the game actually being good
>why speedrun a game if there are no glitches
this is some bullshit
>there's no reason to play a racing game glitchless
>>343727773
Literally who?
>>343727642
Alright consider the following.
To speedrun several Donkey Kong Country games you need specific JP versions of cartridges which are extremely rare.
No one complains about this.
this guy is awesome, first genuinely funny and charistmatic runner yet
>>343727859
Well of course he won't; you can't get it now without his glitching by driving backwards and tricking the game.
Big "Big" Jon!
>glitchless not as cool as falling off the stage and getting first instantly
>There's no reason to play a game if there's no glitches
>I can't play a game unless I'm cheating
>Because I'm a speedrunner
WEW
>there will never again be a hype run like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvrepvisxA0
>"There's no reason to run glitchless"
OH FUCK OFF.
>>343727849
I agree, he should go back to /a/.
>quite a few glitchless runners
>five runs submitted in total
>>343727916
That's called a Let's Play anon.
I cannot wait for this one to be over
>>343727773
All I wanna know is when's the caveman?
the jews have come out in full force now
>>343727879
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>343727858
>Meme lord detected
>Wants cringe instead of a quality speedrunner
This runner is a fucking cunt. The game deserves better than him.
>>343727935
that's some bullshit too, but at least you can find the cartridges. With this game unless someone sells you their entire Wii you cannot acquire it.
>>343727962
>>343727952
>>343727929
This is perfect
Remember DD run? it was a boring fest because it was just a lets play.
why did he have to do that standing ovation shit
>>343727936
The Catherine guy was fantastic.
Otherwise, yeah, his being a pretty sociable guy is saving this. Would've been better at about fifteen minutes rather than thirty though.
>>343727935
Rare but still avaible. FRN 1.0 is literally not accesible anymore.
Jesus christ that rubberband AI, always 1 sec behind him.
>>343727951
"Get Big or Die Trying!"
Hes going to die isn't he?
Fuck at 31 he might get a heart attack soon.
>>343727898
It's Extreme G HD with a quarter of the depth and only selling point is a big speed number
>>343728079
>DD
Darkest Dungeon?
>>343727951
>sites like that exist
>>343727916
>>343727929
>>343727973
It's almost like he's canadian or something
>>343728085
because autism
why are gdq runs always fucked up somehow on youtube, the uploads always have audio desync or are poor quality or something
you'd think by now in 2016 people would be able to get roughly 1:1 stream footage uploaded to YT
>>343728079
Except it sounds like this game actually requires skill because of AI rubberbanding, as opposed to Mario Kart which is a casual fest
"We out."
I want to rub Big Jon's tummy!
Who /waiting for THUG/ here?
>>343727951
>What I love most about growing guys/bellies:
>feeling of power
>>343728079
There's a happy middle ground that needs to be found. Like the speedruns for Tomb Raider games boil down to "backflip out of the map and then just noclip to the end". That's fucking boring and stupid and there's not even a point to watching it. That isn't showing how fast you can beat a game, because that's not really "beating" the game.
>>343727951
It's like he's got a butt injection in his stomach.
>>343728192
What the fuck
DS DAD CHECKIN OUT THE GALS
>>343728149
double dash
If you are going to run some games it needs to be interesting , skill needed with tricks and not a lets play.
>>343728160
don't forget they start like 20 minutes before the actual run
>no horrible games block this year
wew`
>>343728192
delete this
ITS NOT HIM
>even the event audience attendance looks down
are we witnessing the beginning of the end for GDQ?
>>343727782
Modern anime is for normalfags, retard. You're so caught up in your hugbox you don't even realise that.
>>343727849
>can't defend yourself so you'll use the same rhetoric that I used
>>343727984
I don't visit /a/ ever since it turned to shit.
You should go back to licking you wifes boyfriends asshole.
DS Dad came back for real nigga hours
Thick. Solid. Tight.
>>343728192
That white ear
White guy wearing his skin confirmed
those whores with nice legs walking around in short shorts. all those greasy nerds have huge 4 inch erections.
>>343728192
That is so fucking unnatural
>>343728153
No, I'm triggered becauseI have a WR in another game that has 0 glitches so it's 100% execution. So saying glitchless runs are pointless pisses me off.
>>343727951
Why is he allowed to do this
Why are people like him allowed to do this
it's mental sickness
>>343727668
imagine getting headlocked by this nigga
im scared
I'm up next fellas, wish me luck :3c
>>343728192
Someone post the Big Jon donkey kong stomach
>>343720783
3D BLAST IS THE BEST SONIC FUCK YOU
whole fuckin room emptied out
Still two more racing games to suffer through
is that Pandora Papa at the front again?
>>343728079
Yeah I honestly don't get it.
>Popular game
"Why the fuck are we watching this? Give us a game we don't see all the time"
>Obscure game
"Why the fuck are they playing something I've never heard of?"
>Run with glitches
"It's boring if you can't speedrun the game without relying on cheats and glitches, it's interesting seeing how to do games quickly the normal way"
>Run without glitches
"This is just a fucking lets play, why are we watching this at a speedrunning event?"
Make up your fucking minds.
>>343728396
oh god what's next?
>>343728395
its 1:30 am retard
>>343728334
Because the good guys lost WW2
>>343728351
good luck, saturday!
>>343728331
are you canadian
can we start calling glitched runs canadian runs
>>343728408
looks like it
>>343728059
A Wii U might be cheaper. The only copy of JP 1.1 DKC 2 I could find was $200. Used Wii Us from retailers go for that much, and on eBay $100~
>>343728163
>this game actually requires skill because of AI rubberbanding
Yeah the rubberbanding is fucking insane at times, if you screw up a single time during a race you have to work your ass off to get back to first.
>>343727951
Seriously though is Big Jon gay?
>>343727668
>>343727396
>>343728192
QUAID, START THE REACTOR
>>343728307
>mentally ill faggots
>for normalfags
Make up your mind buddy.
>>343728294
IT'S HIM. ACCEPT IT.
>>343728138
>the game is just too casual for MY tastes
>it's not as good as a game that I played when I was a kid
>a game needs overly complex mechanics in order to be good
>>343728351
Good luck, doggo!
>>343728287
dude no i totally love 10-20 minutes of a static crowd of strangers looking at nothing and texting.
>>343728441
It's 12:30 in MN dumbass
>>343728338
IS THAT DS DAD
OH SHIT
What is this fucking song
>>343728234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1XxDE0iRw
>>343728351
Good luck nerd.
is ds dad an actual confirmed dad
>>343728437
I think 1080 2 Avalanche
>>343728506
whats in that bag gina
>>343728281
Double Dash may not have been an exibition of crazy tricks but calling it a lets play is a bit much.
>>343728463
But what are the chances of finding a WiiU with FRN on 1.0
>>343726616
It's 4:1 men and women, but you're also right about it being less socially-damning in women.
PanicBasket
>>343728351
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>343728512
Yes. It IS too casual for my tastes. thank you for proving my point
>>343728553
1080 soundtrack you fucking underage asshole
>>343728587
Yea, a LP might have been interesting.
>>343728351
you fucking crashed the stream
>>343728331
tell me the name of your memegame
What are the chances the EEnE run is at all entertaining?
Should I even bother staying up?
>>343728631
D K
>>343727320
The Wii U is hacked anon, pretty sure you can do whatever you want at the moment.
Stream ded?
>>343727936
>genuinely funny
>This game is fast, and it's... neo
You must be 18 years old to use this board.
He's a big john
>pandora dad is back
>>343727024
>>343727782
Go back to /a/ pedophiles. I've reported your posts to the FBI.
RIP IN PIECE
>>343728456
It hit 120F a couple weeks ago. The closest thing to Canada in my house is the maple bacon syrup in the pantry.
rip stream
>>343728631
Why would you do this to yourself?
>I'm gonna be taking ove-
What's he going to be taking?
>>343728505
>implying mentally ill faggots and normalfags aren't undifferentiated
Typical retard normalfag weebcunt.
>>343728242
Why isn't that beating the game?
It's gone.....are we free?!?
shoutouts to the tech team :^)
>>343728631
he looks gross though. not like a normal body builder. i wonder what it feels likehaha
>>343728649
Please stop being so mean.
>>343728365
>>343728631
holy shit i can see it
>>343728676
Down for me.
>>343728695cunny
I just want to watch Harry Potter
Maybe I should watch the movies
>>343728593
Incredibly low, especially since they'd have to have intentionally not played online.
>>343728715
He was murdered, anon.
>>343728234
Objectively the best Tony Hawk game, quite possibly the best Skateboarding game.
Any one who disagrees can suck my nuts.
>>343728692
That's Not Me, Stop Spreading Slander About My Character
>>343728642
Ok thanks
>>343728692
Why does he have to drink it all at once
It's not like it's going anywhere
>>343728314
Taking protein and already fat as shit. He needs to desperately lose all that bodyfat or he's going to die soon. Someone has to get him to stop deluding himself that what he's doing is bulking. All he's doing is gaining more and more bodyfat. I want to help this man.
>>343728739
>Pop in SNES game
>Put in Password to get to last level
>Put in Cheat Codes to get infinite lives/invulnerability
>Be unable to lose
>Win
I beat it.
>stream crashed so hard it crashed my Firefox
wow
QUICK
WHILE STREAM IS DEAD POST ACTUALLY GOOD SPEEDRUNS YOU WISH WERE AT SGDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_DMXmJrHz0
>>343728120
>The Catherine guy was fantastic.
>Played with 2 controllers
>Still gave great commentary
Yeah he was probably the best runner so far.
>>343728814
I want to see how big he can get
>>343728704
vermont maple syrup is better than canadian anyway
>>343728738
Sure whatever you say.
Will Caleb be there this year and will he roid rage on someone?
>>343728725
holy shit this changes everything
>>343728656
If I told you what game you could easily find out who I am. "muh anonymity" and all that shit. Sorry, feel free to call me a liar and not believe me. I'll make sure to talk about it on my stream with my grand audience of 0 viewers.
>>343728801
How Are You Real If Mirrors Aren't Real?
anyone else looking forward to ed edd and eddy tonight?
>>343728759make me
>>343728830
>current year
>firefox
I'll kill to see someone speedrun that spongebob boatcar driving flash game.
>>343728880
SAY IT
>still down
>>343728808
Of course it's going somewhere. It's going inside of him
>>343728160
Because they don't record shit individually but record the end stream.
>>343728314
Oh jesus, I remember this shit. Obese people posting videos of themselves fondling their stomachs, while commentors leave encouraging comments like
>wow it must feel so nice!
>looking good! keep going!
>fantastic weight gain! you look fab!
Why is shit like this legal? People are cheering on fatties literally eating themselves to death.
>>343728759
>>343728956
it's time tofuck_________
>>343728857
http://www.speedrun.com/d2016#Any
>>343728952
You must be 25 or older to browse this board.
>>343728879
Then kill yourself, please.
Well, that's all folks!
>>343727320
We can all agree Wii U has the worst software of a console of all time, right?
>mandatory automatic system updates
>mandatory game updates you can't delete
>requires the dumb tablet to work
>doesn't even let you use its peripherals on Wii mode
>>343728965
>using NSA browsers
>>343728880
Yeah my boi is on for MMX3
What do we do during the downtime?
>>343729001
>implying I don't want to see the limits of what a human heart can handle
It's science anon.
>>343728869
the guy we just saw was also pretty good.
went a little too hard on "this game is shit but not really though haha :^)" but he actually tried to keep the audience enganged despite the fact that the entire run was using one glitch over and over again
>>343728880
Isn't he still busy choking on FF7 runs and crying over his GF leaving him?
>>343728965
>using bloated proprietary spyware
>>343728965
yeah palemoon is so much better
>>343728857
Fuck that, I'm watching Bob Ross in another tab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbYO579MmhA
>>343729029
Nope I will be here on 4chan posting cute anime images forever since it make people like you very mad.
>>343729067
Post lewds.
What happened to that nice mormon couple that used to stream games?
>>343728857
dist actually said he was considering submitting for AGDQ2017
i hope he gets in, maybe his cleric experimentation will pay off and we'll get to see turtleback at the marathon
>>343729067
Play video games.yeah right
>>343729017
God I fucking wish.
>>343729067
jerk off
>>343728965
>not using firefox
baka desu senpai
>>343729067
they even say it anon
>fap break brb
https://twitter.com/BigJon06/status/749729465421426688
What did he mean by this
>>343729106
So......Firefox?
>>343728965
I know, who in their right mind doesn't use GNU icecat.
>>343729067
Ara?
>>343729114
I switched to opera couple months ago
its just an edited version of chromium and its so fucking fast
>>343728314
People who took the 'potbelly' scene from Pulp Fiction 100% seriously.
>>343729067
I'm gonnaplay video games.
>>343729067
Posttits that are bigger than that
>>343729017
I'm turning 23 in a month. I will literally knock you unconscious if you EVER bad mouth me again.
>>343729067
What's this and why can't I find source anywhere?
>>343729131
Good call anon
>>343728829
There's 2 rules to a normal speedrun. You start from the beginning and you don't use intentionally programmed cheats. Glitching through walls is neither of those.
Thanks for the $90,000 goys. See you next year!
>>343729135
Enjoy!
>>343729191
It means the fat is starting to win
>mike uyama only runs away with $70k
Come on, you can try harder than that!
>>343729274
Yeah I guess, but I mean I feel like I'd get more out of seeing how fast they can play through the game, not how fast they can get the game to let them clip through a wall.
Fucking hell.
>>343729284
You too.
where the fuck is this retarded ass stream
>>343728307
What rhetoric you fucking troglodyte. You're getting upset over images, stay on topic or get out.
>you will never feed a gainer a pile of donuts while humping your raging boner against his big fat wobbly bloated belly
why even live?
>>343729197
>not knowing firefox is forkable
>>343728857
twitch dot tv/elmagus/v/75588744
>SaGa will never get into GDQ
just kill me
UA in charge of the streaming equipment or something?
>5 minutes
>still down
Holy shit, did BLM actually shut them down?
You'd think with how big the event has gotten they wouldn't be dealing with such awful technical issues.
>>343728714
Why wouldn't you?
>not trashing your body for a fetish
Step it up m8 its the hip thing now
Summer Games Done
>>343729191
>balloon yourself to 400lbs
>WOOOOOOW now I'm sick
everytime
>wake up on EU hours
>thread is full of NA animeNEETs ERPing
guys check the news. Someone bombed sgdq
>>343729150
hope so.
Wasn't it on this schedule and it got knocked? don't know who was gonna run it though
>>343729234
>>343729153
Sounds good
>>343727023
is that ol' skellybill?
THE CRASH 2 STREAMER JUST BURST INTO THE ROOM
HE'S SHOOTING UP THE PLACE
>>343729402
>calling a fork of firefox "firefox"
be honest anon, you're using the official distro
>>343729469
And nothing of value was lost.
>>343729484
How do I marry a girl like this
>Greetings from Germany! I donated in honor of my fallen brother Jihadi John. Inshallah we shall have great runs this year.
>>343729409
did they protest or something?
is that why all the blacks are gone?
>>343729469
Fuck off
>>343729484
>ywn lick her armpits
>>343729392
You fucking deluded hypocrite.
I hope you get raped and murdered by a junkie.
You'd probably enjoy it, fucking scum.
>>343729469
Oh shit it's real
chibi snuck in with a suicide vest
>>343729448
It has been like that since the start. You ain't missing anything, m8.
>>343728857
>any%
don't do that.
>>343729067
Oh lad now this is THICC
told ya SGDQ would be a blast.
what the fuck am I supposed to do now
>Stream is down because ISIS bombed the convention center
I guess bed is the better option at this point.
>>343729469
was it the eggman?
Do your duty during down time.
BREAKING NEWS: SPEEDRUNNER KNOWN AS CHIBI HAS ENTERED SGDQ AND HAS OPENED FIRE SCREAMING "I WON'T BE QUIET CAVEMAN!"
Well , time to play my GOTY
>shitty block is in a couple hours
well fuck, not like I need sleep anyways.
>>343729540
>>343729548
VIDEO GAMES
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/749838855319097344
>>343729605
Jerk it
>>343729513
OH SHIT, CHECK OUT TRIHEX'S TWITTER
>>343729593
Fuck You!
>>343729593
How does he keep getting away with it?
>>343729476
i don't remember that, i don't doubt it though
happy about getting demon's back though, was interesting seeing the changes to the route
>>343729143
Post sauce. Now.
>>343729357
There's glitchless but there's often just no fun in that and worse yet is not fast. Worse worse than that is glitchless is a fine line. Is that trick to swing your sword faster in OoT a glitch that is banned in that sense? Is bunny hopping a glitch? You're arbitrarily telling someone to do something but not something else. In a normal speedrun there's no arguing over this. You do what you can to speed it up. Does it suck because some games are poorly programmed pieces of shit? Sure. They probably weren't fun to watch not glitched in the first place, but whatever.
>>343729664
HIGH
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TEST
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>>343729676
they rake in money and wont spend money on quality tech people
fucking hacks
CHIBI FUCKING DID IT THE FUCKING MADMAN
>>343729484
>pierced nipples
Ruined
>>343729720
I want to impregnate Megumin.
Yes I'm going to say that every single time I see her posted. I love her.
>>343729650
Would have been better if you had said
>ATTEMPTED SUICIDE BOMBER, CHIBI, STOPPED BY BRAVE SPEEDRUNNER, CAVEMAN
>Caveman was quoted as saying "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet"
New thread: >>343729782
New thread: >>343729782
New thread: >>343729782
oh shit guys im at sdgq and isis just burst into the room taking everyone hostage. im currently hiding under a couch. wat do?
Weebposters are fucking cancer
>muh 4chan is anime
It's not 2005 anymore and you really should stop pretending that you were here back then simply because you browse the oldest board.
>>343729739
The difference is I want to see them play the game. There's a limit to how many glitches you can exploit before you're literally just glitch exploiting instead of playing.
>>343729658
自宅警備員 明るひ家族計画
>>343729808
Kek
>>343729736
Second this, all reverse image searches have failed me.
>>343729814
How the fuck did you get under a couch?
1080 was supposed to start 5 minutes ago. There's no stream at all right now. What the fuck are they doing?
>>343729540
Money.
>>343729593
is that Funkdoc?
Is the stream down?
>>343729790
I admire your dedication to your waifu.
>>343729664
guuuhhhhh jesus christ
although dyed hair is shit, let the nattie colour shine through
we back bois
>>343729943
not anymore
>>343729943
Just came back up for me
>>343729891
I dropped some cheetos and was trying to pick them up. I had to squeeze in pretty tight.
It seems like the turn out is shit this year, or is it usually this slow this early?
WE BACK
>>343730052
people only give a shit about popular games.
>>343729850
You're drawing invisible lines. I hate that Amnesia speedruns are literally just walking on the ceiling but what was the speedrun before that? Walking in the hallways and being stopped by locked doors.
If a game lets you glitch through walls at any point and time, it's dull but that's the speedrun. You need to find better games, not put limits on what you can and can't do in said games in some sloppy half measure to fix something bad.
https://www.strawpoll.me/10660814
https://www.strawpoll.me/10660814
your 4chanian input is required!
>>343730554
Where is the 'kys' option?
>>343730554
>tfw currently neet
what do i major in
>>343730626
You click normie for that option, Anon.
>>343730554
What if you're a NEET who socialises regularly and has a gf?
>>343730939
NEET doesn't mean socially inept.
Are you in education, employment, or training?
If yes, not NEET.
If no, NEET.
>>343730634
Computer Science
>>343730554
Normy with cute neet girlfriend.
SUCH A GOOD MEME
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