Now: Setup
Next: Double Dash 150cc All Cup Tour (38 min)
Later: FAST Racing NEO (35 min)
hes so tall and handsome as hell
>speedrunning a mariokart game
Shit, i fell asleep during the fucking Zelda, did i missed any autistic outburst?
First for telling lewdposters to go shit up some other board.
happy birthday murca.
New one is here you twat >>343720707
>>343721025
So?
>>343721284
It's indecent.
Did I miss anything good?
>>343721150
>shit OP image
>no subject
>no thread edition
>no now/next/later
Wow, it's shit.
>>343721387
It was first, deal w/ it nerd.
this is so fucking fu
>tfw I live in a first world country where Nintendo and their shitty rehashes and rubberbanding racers are utterly irrelevant
Feels good man.
anybody else enjoying this lets play?
>donating anything to doctors without borders
This isn't just a waste of money, but an active funding of more niggers in this planet.
>>343723865
then why donate to anything? you are literally helping those who are less fortunate
Trying to F-Zero on rainbow road?
>EEnE at almost 4am
Shit.. I'm just gonna fap until then.
How come all the unique, obscure games are the ones being played at the crack of dawn?
While all the overplayed games we've seen hundreds of times are shown during the day.
>>343724502
The overplayed ones are overplayed because they are popular and bring people in. They get prime time to try and grab the most people for donations.
Q T
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>>343724650
Makes sense..
I guess I just like the obscure games more since you dont usually see people running through EEnE or Barbie Game Girl.
Good thing I'm a NEET for now and dont have to worry about going to bed at a set time.
>>343721353
why is she wearing a gas mask while pulling her panties open?
does she smell?
>>343723865
you cant be this fucking retarded
>>343723865
hi /pol/
i hate when fucking people say "this was all i could donate". off yourself all you wanted was to have your stupid name read out to a bunch of autists.
who is this based host? Love this guy's voice
>>343724046
I don't know, maybe for people that wont grow up to become a threat and/or die of some stupid shit easily avoidable like not drinking sewer water?
Donate to a cancer hospital in your city, for example.
>>343725047
Prove me wrong
>>343725135
Hi Steve
woah this looks like HD fzero GX
Who was that guy for AGDQ earlier this year or whenever that played some miserable indie game that he just picked up like hours before in order that was so horrible that we found his twitter had him posting cringe shit about not getting women and getting friendzoned and shit
holy crap is that actually running on a WiiU?
>>343725906
why wouldn't it? do you actually buy into /v/ mems?
Watching on https://cytu..be/r/m4c for any interested in a much slower, less spammy chat
Why does everyone hate trihex?I actually like mario maker
All this flying backwards is fucking with my head.
>>343725906
The Wii-U can run a lot of games at 60 fps.
>>343725874
i don't know his name, but i know who you're talking about. he ran that shitty indie game where you fly around in the ship and then get out and do a zero suit samus looking side scroller part
>>343726137
you mean selloutex
>for $100 ill suck your dick and say swag while doing it
how much do you think the dev paid for this?
that said...this game does look fun
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS FAST
>Cant even see the other racers
SPEED
WHAT
this isn't even fun to watch
>>343726137
Because you didn't know him before he became a sell out piece of shit.
>>343726184
YES, I can't think of the name of the game or streamer. That twitter shit was so bad
REMEMBER TO GAME TEST YOUR GAMES FOLKS
>>343722439
>>>/twitch/
Piss off.
>this run
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Cheating faggot, just play the game normally
Reminder that this is what F-Zero could have been if Nintendo didn't go full retard at the turn of the century.
This game looks like shit, /v/ shills are on full force today.
This game's aesthetics and speed are giving me an erection
anything wacky happen yet?
Will tune in tomorrow since I'm tired as fuck and have spent my day playing vidya with friends.
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who play exclusively on Nintenturd consoles
Will she be making an appearance?
Hi!
>>343726317
>this guy
>i dont know why i'm clapping but he said nice so i guess i should
a glitchless run would have been more interesting
>>343726335
>everyone's retarded except me!
Ace posting
Please clap
>Quitting mid race
>It's a streamer got paid to shill a new game episode
H-HE'S FAST!
>>343726335
>Shills
>Game is relatively unknown
>Very similar to F-Zero
>F-Zero GX is well liked on /v/
Hmm I wonder why people seem to like it anon?
How come there's no girl speed runners?
>skipping cutscenes by quitting
why isn't this considered cheating?
>>343726375
Fuck off back to your mental illness hugboxes
>>>/a/
>>>/c/
>>>/jp/
>>343726447
girls belong in the kitchen lol
as cool as these lap skips are i would've loved to see a glitchless run of this
it really is a great game
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Ikaruga: Racing Edition
My.
Dick.
Reverse checkpointing is kind of lame, but this is certainly entertaining. And they don't feel autistic as fuck.
>>343726447
Autism is rarer in women
>>343726414
>new game
The shit's like six months old you mong.
>skyrim glitch exhibition
so they're just playing the game normally?
>>343726447
They have social lives.
>>343726447
Not enough girls with autism.
Who is the girl that announces donations? Sounds cute
>>343726447there is anon, her name is Narcissa
>>343726447
Because women are biologically talentless at everything
>>343726447
Don't start
>tfw there will never be a new wipeout
who is the host/announcer? I love his voice
>>343726137
cause he fell for the "sell out for money" twitch meme
like a high priced hooker, he'll do anything for $
>run consist of slaming into something and driving backwards to trick the game into thinking you went the entire track
How the fuck does people come up with shit like this
One of the few games I wanted to see glitchless.
>>343721043
Is this fine piece of ass streaming during SGDQ2016?
>That feel when still no PS4 WipEout at 1080p 60fps
>>343726486
NO! I've had enough of your bullying!
>skyrim glitch exhibition
That shit could last all fucking day.
>>343726512
No it's not, it's just more socially acceptable.
>four people total have submitted runs for this game
This is some jew bullshit
Why are pigs in videogames always evil?
This shit is fucking broken.
Love it
60 FPS isn't enough for this FAST
>>343726447
because they are busy getting FUCKED in their hotel room
>>343726591
The same way someone came up with building Mario's De-Facto speed for 12 hours to save half an A press I guess.
who /Extreme-G/ here
Three
Two
One
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
This game is glitchy as fuck
>>343726652
It's broken because they're playing the unpatched version. V1.1 has no runs submitted.
>>343726447
there are
>>343726610
watch Oblivion run mate , it was bananas
![flat,1000x1000,075,f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nJJKW9n.jpg "flat,1000x1000,075,f[1].jpg")
>>343726317
>Thinking speedrunning is about honorabu compretions
The rules are go fast with the tools given to you in a normal run. Bad programming is a new tool available to you.
>>343726629
Not every game is popular anon.
Some games have only one person submitting their times.
Other games have no times period.
>>343726447
Anti SJWism is popular now so there is a decrease in the population of gfs who learn about speedrunning from there boyfriend
>>343726602
>PS4
>1080/60
2FAAST
I like how the rubber-band AI in this game always finishes the race like 3 seconds after the player even when he glitches and cheats his way to victory
>>343726184
THIS STUPID FUCK
Nos @Nosraef Jul 1
Is bashing Trump what is was like during the Bush presidency? Just saying someone is bad for an easy applause
this lap glitch would be so fucking easy to fix
why are jews ruining this industry?
>>343726629
>WR is 15 mins behind estimate
>not even by the current runner
>>343726629
>calls this jew bullshit
>doesn't remember that 2 hours long metroid-clone that had literally one submitted run last agdq
>>343726719
didn't this person change their mind trying to be a girl
>>343726602
>that feel when still no PS4 game at 1080p 60fps
>>343726719
Where's that guy anyway? Haven't seen him in forever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BvoZRSWDGt
Well, fuck. Looks like I won't be able to watch much more of today's schedule. This sucks.
God dammit..
>>343726629
velocity 2x all over again
>>343726698
I don't know why but this is hilarious to me, it's so enthusiastic
this is like the mario kart thing
>>343726137
>>343726137
cause he's a fake ass nigga who'll do anything for money.
>>343726629
that's what you get for releasing a game on a nintendo system that isnt mario
>>343726608
Kill yourself
>>343726637
>~20 more minutes of this
saboom is the best speedrunner and my personal favorite to watch
he knows his shit, explains what he's doing, and is the perfect level of autism so he won't sell out yet personable enough to enjoy watching his runs
RIP
>>343726720
Morrowind is even more broken, it can easily be finished in under 5 minutes.
>>343726561
There was a Wipeout looking game on Steam, fuck if I can remember the name now.
>>343726812
What the fuck am I listening to
>they're not even reading all the donations
wew
>garbage racing game where they just go off track to skip laps
How is this fun to watch?
>tfw homework due in 2 days
>tfw watchng SGDQ instead of doing it
Somebody help me pls
This shouldnt be a speedrun. He shouldve played the game normally
>>343726863
>>343726750
They did fix it, but they're running the unpatched version.
>>343726282
velocity run by nosraef
>>343726746
>These retard tweets of his
Jesus christ not only is his cringy in social situations his politcal views are cringy as fuck too
>Deployment to Iraq
>Chat cries
>>343726764
Was it Axiom Verge?
>>343726878
>all these GIVE ME ATTENTION donation comments
>>343726943
Ignore him, anon. He's an outsider.
>>343726184
Velocity 2X is the game you're talking about. Just went looking for it because I remember watching the first 10 minutes of that run or so and thinking it was incredibly boring.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/337180
>skyrim glitch exhibition
it's called the 100% category dipshits
>>343726935
>tfw 100 word letter due for next friday
FUCK
>>343726812
what is this?
>jarhead donates to sgdq
>>343726629
>3rd party Wii U eShop exclusive
>Not many runners
GEE I WONDER WHY.
Fuck, this game really reminds me of some racing game I played a PC demo for as a kid but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called. The aesthetics are very similar from what I remember. I've wanted to play that shit for years but I don't know where to start trying to find that shit.
Oh so it was patched ok.
>>343727029
God dammit, now I'm triggered remembering what it was like to sit through that run.
Everything about this run is bullshit
>unknown recently released game no one has heard of
>running the unpatched version
>0-900MPH in half a second
wouldn't that fucking liquefy you
>Skyrim glitch exhibition
You mean they'll turn on the game?
>oh no devs patched the game
>i cant do my broken strats now so im not going to run it BabyRage
>>343726926
Radial-G ?
>they patched the game so it would actually be an interesting speedrun instead of a shitty glitchfest
>runners are mad about this
>>343727024
Fuck off you autistic weeb.
>>343726721
Then that's not "speed running", that's cheating. Just like a bunch of autists to not try and achieve through hard work, they rather use underhanded tricks. That's why these faggots all become trannies.
>>343726948
Kind of funny he just stated they patched everything out.
>>343726746
>>343726958
>>343727134
>all of this furshit on his twitter
why am i not surprised
>>343726935
Pretend to be a girl and get some poor sap to do it for you :^)
>>343726929
hans from germany has donated $3!! "greetings from germany! i'm only 25 years old and this was all i could donate! good luck to all the runners and kill the animals HYPE!" thanks hans it's ok if you could only donate $3 everything helps!
you would get that through the entire marathon and the runners would never get a chance to explain wtf is happening.
>unpatched game speedrun
blah
>I'm going to run the unpatched version
how the fuck is this not cheating?
That was the shittiest explanation I think I've ever heard anyone to try to give.
>New players won't be able to beat the record because some autist keeps an unpatched version
>>343727164
Its weird because with other games speedrunners are fine with running on current patches.
>>343727150
Damn I guess the developer of this game didn't realize that, send them an email, I'm sure they'll recall it once they realize
>>343727078
how mentally ill do you have to be to change your gender just because someone told you to do it?
>>343727150
thats why you have G-diffusers
>>343726985
>probably an officer
>gets to sit in an air-conditioned room doing nothing
>living a better life than most
>this is all only possible on release version
i hope someone submits a current patch run of this game
wait WHAT
THEY FUCKING PATCHED THE GAME SHORTLY AFTER RELEASE AND NOW UNLESS YOU HAVE THE PRE-PATCHED VERSION IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY NEWCOMERS TO PARTICIPATE IN SPEEDRUNNING THIS GAME?
WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING HORSE SHIT
It's Hat in Time all over again
>>343727241
>>343727240
>>343727192
>>343727189
>>343727164
>>343727137
Why does /v/ get triggered by unpatched speedruns
>>343727240
>Game has constant patches
>"Oh sorry anon, all of your runs are invalidated now because we released a new patch"
>>343727286
How mentally ill do you have to be to change your gender in the first place?
>wah I can't speedrun a game because it got patched
>>343727178
I don't think so, I'm looking for it now. It gets posted in webm threads sometimes.
>that WOOOOSH sound effect when he's in the air on that track
holy shit it sounded like there was a windstorm outside for a second
>>343726935
Have to submit a bank simulation with queue data structures in 5 hours. Watching neckbeards drive cars instead. Send help.
THIS RUN ONLY WORKS ON AN SNES WITH A GAMESHARK INSERTED
hahahaHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>Calls out devs to do proper bug testing
>Bitches out the dev for having the audacity to patch their game
Shut the fuck up Tones.
This was kinda interesting at start, but now its kinda boring.
>>343726926
i think you mean formula fusion. seems like a game to buy when it's completed
>>343727241
Its pretty common actually Donkey Kong Country 2 for example is run exclusively on earlier versions because later patched versions fixed a few major glitches.
Its still pretty dumb but it really depends on the community running each game.
>>343726137
>I actually like mario maker
That's why. mario maker is fine. but mario maker and nothing else is bad.
Big Jon is the better black streamer
>>343727332
extremely
>>343727297
>still signed up for one of the worst branches of the us military
>Canada is the new Germany
is Formula Fusion any good?
This runner should be shot
SAME MOM
>she better be watching
>>343727286
The person was probably talking about dying his hair or something. Don't believe out of context 4chan images.
>>343727324
I don't care all that much to be honest, it just seems silly when it would make for a far more interesting speedrun
OoT 1.0 is fine to me because it's way more interesting, for example
SAME MOM
COMBO PACKAGE
>>343727437
DUDE
>>343727371
He wouldn't be bitching if the devs allowed different patch versions, similar to how Blazblue does it.
>>343727373
GDQs in a nutshell
>>343727324
because plenty of other games are done on current patch.
it takes special autism to only run outdated patches and its for the sole purpose of keeping a WR away from newcomers.
>what are categories
guys please
>>343727396
Fuck no, fuck you and fuck Jon
I watched him for a bit and even followed him but I eventually couldn't stand him anymore, he's fucking boring and whines constantly while playing boring games
>>343727421
That's awfully mean, /jp/.
>Because this game is very well programmed
I'm sure the devs are happy to see this slander in front of 100k viewers
how can you call something a record if you're literally the only person running it?
this is bullshit and I can't believe they choose shit like this
Anyone else hoping this guy's Wii U accidentally gets plugged into the internet?
>Do unpatched run
>Complain/mock the game for being buggy
Right man
>really cool map
>but let's skip it with this unpatched run lmao
>>343727371
what did you expect from Canadian filth
>>343727396
REAL EGG ROLL HOURS
HAMMER THAT MF'IN LIKE BUTTON GINA
>>343727373
Ok, fuck off then.
>>343727429
>>343727320
its only for digital copies spastic he said so.
>>343727164
>Speedrunning is about going fast
>gets mad when someone plays as fast as possible
Is it actual autism?
can the fucking stream stop dropping frames, this shit is out of fucking control
Reminder that Hbox got 3-0'd by Wizzy.
>>343727437
DIFFERENT DADS!!
>>343727192
You can't just pick and choose what is and isn't legal in a speed run. What counts as a glitch becomes almost everything then. Attack cancels? That's a glitch. Backdashes faster than running? That's a glitch. Skipping boss phases? That's a glitch.
>>343727324
I think in this case, it is pretty bullshit since you can't downgrade making it impossible for any new players to compete with this autist. I couldn't give less of a shit about people speedrunning older patches of games where those patches are readily available.
>>343727320
>shortly after release
the game's been out since december, this patch came out late as fuck on may this year
that's far from "shortly after release"
>>343727324
It defeats the fucking purpose of playing the game to begin with. Might as well eliminate playing the game at all and just look for errors in the source code instead. Speedrun that shit.
>>343727484
it's not the devs though, it's nintendo.
>>343727510
>Expecting the retards on /v/ to care
>>343727573
and m2k
God this run is boring as shit
>>343727396
Bertin is the only real nigga and he's actually one of us.
>>343727510
you left out the part where there are zero submissions for your selections
>>343727556
This game is exclusively digital. You cannot buy a physical version.
![CkGazGKUYAIthhJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vqcbmhr.jpg "CkGazGKUYAIthhJ[1].jpg")
>>343727396
Oh hes big alright.
>>343727510
I understand categories, I just wish he didn't complain that the game is poorly programmed and tested and then go on to say he wouldn't be able to do these skips on the live build.
Fuck that shit I just want to go fast.
>>343727134
I love how there's only 3 people that have set a time of that game too.
http://www.speedrun.com/v2x
>>343727324
in this case it basically alienates the community because nobody who downloads it could possibly compete
This stream lagging like mad for anyone else?
>>343727570
use an html5 player
>>343727619
It was interesting to me until he revealed that all the glitches were patched out.
>>343727510
The problem is that it can't be reproduced. Nobody besides the current (4) runners can pick up the game and start playing at 1.0 because it isn't available anymore.
>>343727668
For you
>>343727681
This game only has 1 more person with a submission
>>343727642
free wrs bruh
welp, im going to fuck off till thursday's tetris hypefest
>>343727619
eh at least the runner and couch aren't that spergy. i mean sure it defeats the purpose of racing games, its interesting how broken a fuckin racing game can be
i mean the rubber banding total time is only a second after him when he cheats
I'm just waiting for Caveman's run.
>>343727659
Im glad to hear that because I don't want to share my anime love with faggots normalfags.
This track is goddamn Big Blue
>>343727773
This
is he not even finishing first?
>4th place while using an unpatched glitch
this nigga
>fails trick
>wastes time to go back and try again when it would be faster to just finish the race normally
>>343727530
>>343727421
>>343727419
>>343727371
>>343727659
You have a containment board for discussion on mental illnesses, this is not the board.
>>343727773
You'll just be disappointed with no chibi to harass him.
HE DOESN'T RECOMMEND THE GAME
