FIRST SPLATOON FOR MOBILE
THEN SMASH BROS RPG
NOW WE HAVE THE PINNACLE POKEMON GAME RELEASED ON MOBILE THAT ACTUALLY ISNT SHIT
GUESS HOW MANY DOWNLOADS?
ALMOST 200M AND YOU CAN RIDE ON POKEMON
https://youtu.be/Vdpy_rzK1PQ
LINK TO GAME http://a.4399.cn/game-id-96458.html
ONLY ANDROID
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>343357075
How do they keep getting away with this?
>>343357075
Looks better than Game Freaks's Pokemon games
>can ride pokemen
>can double battle with friends on your team
What the fuck
Fucking nips get all the good shit.
>>343357075
>Smash Bros RPG
Link?
Splatoon mobile is actually pretty good.
>>343357486
They're chinks actually
>>343357473
It's funny how the Chinese made a Pokemon game from the ground up using original assets and Gamefreak can't even replicate 50% of this
Fucking kek
>>343357075
Is that a fucking Wartortle moped?
A FUCKING WARTORTLE MOPAD
WHAT
>>343357957
>riding on a Scizor
I need this
>even has better graphics than the 3ds pokemon games
sad
>Smash Bros RPG
What?
I for one welcome our chinese overlord holy shit. Chinks make better games than nips now.
This looks way better then the actual pokemon mobile game, Go or whatever it's called
>>343357473
Game Freak is a shit developer that got lucky. Pokemon would be better off in the hands of a competent studio.
Are chinese citizens aware of pokemon and splatoon?
>>343358068
>>343357696
https://youtu.be/nAMmbVc-ytg
http://a.4399.cn/game-id-89010.html
>tfw this shit looks better than official Pokemon games
link to the smash bros one?
Why are Chinese mobile clones so popular to talk about? They have a billion of these, so I don't understand why it's such a huge deal that there's more of them
>>343357921
I agree
>>343357696
Here friend
https://youtu.be/nAMmbVc-ytg
The uploaded posted a link in the comments to the game to download too
>>343358045
Should come as absolutely no surprise. Mobile has been stronger than handheld for a long time, handheld just has better developer support.
Where Dat splatoon link at
Isn't this highly illegal?
>>343358304
>Kyogre
Never once have I regretted buying an iPhone. Guess I'll have to emulate this shit
>>343358221
>>343358068
>>343357696
See
>>343358162
>>343358304
>>343358404
>implying the Chinese give a single flying fuck
>>343358404
china highly doesn't give a fuck
I don't know if /v/ is just trying to bait or they are actually being retarded.
>>343358404
>implying copyright laws mean shit in china
>>343358404
>china
doesnt exist
>>343358274
Because now, In China you can make your wildest vidya dreams come true.
I now also welcome our Chinese overloards.
>All that UI clutter
>On mobile
Asians are fucking incapable of making good UIs
>>343358404
China doesn't have any laws for this kind of shit.
>>343358404
So is murder but that doesn't stop Honduras
China doesn't fucking care. The Chinese government just could not give two fucking shits, and no other government is stupid enough to attempt either military intervention or economic sanctions over knockoff video games.
I'm not surprised /v/ prefers bootleg games over actual games now.
This is the board that backed Mighty No. 9, after all.
>>343358318
I wouldn't know since I don't pay attention to mobile gaming.
>>343358404
You should know better than to think you can sue a chinaman for copyright. Come on now.
can't wait for nintendo to fucking die already.
>>343358404
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>>343358345
Splatoon link here https://youtu.be/4ZEIgfxOe7U
Directions to download and all
>>343358404
China is literally free of respecting copyright and ip. Honda, BMW, Google, and many other companies lose in their courts because they don't have any obligation to respect their property. As long as they don't ship it internationally
>>343358404
A Chinese court will never side with a foreign company over a Chinese company.
English translation when
I would play the shit out of this.
Also, that title
>Pokemon 3DS
GameFreak AND Nintendo in a single string of letters. Holy shit.
>>343358404
>suing anything and anyone in China
>>343357075
This looks like fucking bloated mess.
Too many shit on screen, too many other players, too many distractions
It's like it was made for people with ADHD
No thanks.
>>343358623
Gamefreak a shit though
A SHIT
>>343358404
stop being a pussy.
>>343358536
Post more dva
>>343358769
t. gamefreak
>>343358404
Copyright laws are stupid anyways. Video game ripoffs can help to advertise the original games just like piracy if anything.
>>343357075
>full online multiplayer
>far more detailed battles/battlefields
>better graphics
>your pokemon following you around and being ridden on on the fly
If one of your headliner franchises is being handled by a thieving Chinese mobile dev better than you... you might be Nintendo.
>>343358623
>This is the board that backed Mighty No. 9, after all.
Strange, I remember the complete opposite.
>You can literally steal anything and improve it
>It becomes a never ending competition of who ever can improve and make the best and most attractive product.
Holy fuck, This is probably the best thing to happen to the videogame industry.
>>343356492
>ITT: god tier storylines
>>343357241
China's copyright laws are extremely lenient
>>343358404
Chinks don't give a fuck and have no shame. News at 11.
>>343358971
Post of the fucking year.
>>343358769
Right?
It doesn't even say "Super Effective" next to super effective moves in the battle screen
How the fuck am I supposed to know what to do looking at that UI?
Where are the Chinese knockoffs of waifu games? You'd think they'd tap into that market.
>>343359063
nintendo hasn't exactly set the bar high regarding pokemon, it's a bare minimum effort every generation.
there's monster trainer games from the late 90's and early 00's with more innovation than sun&moon is bringing
>>343358151
Yep
>>343358274
China is literally getting better at making better games than the ones they clone. Pic related, 3 on 3 online battle
>>343358536
Clash of clans isn't that different tbqh
>>343358736
It's called "Pokemon 3D Super", abbreviated 3DS. Hence the title
>>343358404
so does torrenting games/movies/series
and having them for free
>>343358404
>it's ok when china does it
>>343359203
Haha yeah it was so epic xD
How do u downbote here btw
>>343358971
lel
what is with all the sudden china knock offs happening?
it been like a month and we already got a overwatch, pokemon, and a splatoon knockoff. what the fuck
Your data will be sent to the chinese, the moment you download these. enjoy.
>>343359549
China is growing stronger.
>>343357075
It actually looks better than the real Pokemon series.
>>343359549
Its THE vidya revolution, We all have been waiting for.
>>343359421
>It's called "Pokemon 3D Super", abbreviated 3DS. Hence the title
Thank you for the clarification (really, now I know how to Google it to lurk waiting for an English translation patch)
But it's pretty obviously a grab at the 3DS name.
>>343359350
There's a waifu Pokemon one but that one has been abandoned.
Check fire den archive, there's this Charizard girl that says "I'm you from the future"
Also zapdos tits.
In other news, I found master roshi
The battles look pretty cool desu. Plus true 3 on 3 pokemon battles look neat.
evocreo>>>this shit
it's not even a pokemon game, it's a shitty two attack summoner war knockoff. Evocreo is a pokemon game, and it's decent even.
>Chinese mobile games
Don't they still make your phone really hot like gookshit mobile games
So how much chink malware does it put on your phone
>>343359671
That's clearly Blaine.
>ywn understand Chinese and play these games
Fuck my life.Or is there an English patch? Not likely, right?
It looks good but it plays like hot garbage.
But go ahead, feel free to try it out yourself.
>>343359549
>what is with all the sudden china knock offs happening?
it's not sudden anon, it's be happening for years and it not just video games
What I want to know is Why everyone has just noticed it now
>>343357075
when will chinks get to making The Witcher 3 with good combat.
>>343359804
tons. It also needs access to literally every permission you can give.
>>343359798
yup, 34c after ten minutes playing.
>>343359572
>2017
>Implying it even matters anymore.
>Believing you literally have actual privacy on the internet.
Welcome to the future.
>>343357696
Yeah he's in it.
>>343359882
You mean from a gameplay perspective?
>>343359549
This isn't the first time you know
China made a league of legends rip off with fucking shrek
>>343359913
Because unlike WcDonalds, this looks better than the real thing
It's like a cover band in a bar being better than the actual band they're covering
>>343357241
>Break the laws in any other country while living in China
>No one can do anything about it
Before this wasn't a problem. But now with telecommunication being so accessible and advanced, its a big problem.
Why is Veemon hanging out with Pikachu?
>>343360116
>Big problem
Not for consumers.
>>343357075
It's funny how people not affiliated with Nintendo do shit that fans have wanted forever, looks hundred times better, and is on a fucking phone. I hope some day Nintendo takes a long hard look at themselves in shame. Their games are barely good anymore. Sadly they'll likely never go out of business, or learn their lesson, so prepare for more Fed Forces, Star Fox Zeroes, and dead or shit franchises.
This shit seriously gets funnier every goddamn day. Yet Nintendo just acts like their shit doesn't stink and that you should praise them for every single thing they do, be it a fuck up or not.
>Your tingly tantalizing tatas tapdancing tenderly when Nintendo tanks thanks to their terrible treatment of their targeted audience, the treehouse, and turdifying their franchises.
Keep on bein shit, Nintendo. Eventually everyone who used to like you will just hate what you've become. Just plug your ears and make noises though, that's all your'e good at.
How the fuck did their Overwatch copy turn out so badly compared to this and the Splatoon one?
>>343360054
Yes. Just like most things made in China.
>>343359572
You can restrict permissions in Android 6.0.
I know china is mostly impervious, but nintendo is going to rain fury on these people.
Its one thing to recolor and edit the assets, but this is outright stealing the XY models and using them, with their exact names, and calling it Pokemon.
That can't be legal and even china wont get away with this one.
Seems like this has been happening a lot more frequently than usual. Maybe I just never paid attention?
never thought i would see the day to play a bootleg. how the fuck is a bootleg ore interesting than a new installment?. what are you doing nintendo?
>>343360009
>give all your info to the godless chinese who run eachother over to save time and build ANYTHING with the lowest of standards(risking the lives of consumers) for bigger profit
>give all you info to people who will at least send you to trial for all the loli porn on your harddrive and will pray for your soul at execution
come on man
>>343360116
Sure, but you're not looking at the one major downside: You have to live in China.
>>343357075
Are you one of those mythical Chinese shills?
>>343360184
True. But America is getting fucked 24/7 by cyber attacks from China. They are literally the "internet terrorist" capital of the world.
Just last week a local business here had to hand over 10k to some random shanty town chink to avoid all of their data being leaked.
>Shanghai gets disneyland
>They still keep making disney knockoffs
Why?
shitendo BTFO by based chinks LMFAOoooooo
>>343357075
>cluttered as fuck UI with icons on every border area of the screen
>cluttered as fuck game space with tons of people running through cramped, isometric streets
>models seem directly ripped from that 3DS photo app
>everyone memeing that it looks good
when did /v/ become so fucking retarded?
>>343358404
For you might be illegal, for them...its tuesday.
>>343360452
>China
>"Internet Terrorist" capital
Nope.
Always india first with their "technical support cyber attacks"
>>343360309
They've tried and lost countless times. China is literally untouchable. Companies like Google and BMW lost to them, same thing with Disney and marvel too
>>343360323
You haven't noticed but they are really getting better. The splatoon, smash Bros, and Pokemon games are prime examples that the Chinese are evolving at quality
There's a saying they have, "before you create, imitate and make it better than the original"
>>343360323
>>343360192
It's a matter of time until a Chinese firm hits them with a takeover like they did with SNK
>>343360387
Lucky for me i only collect futa porn.
>>343360540
This is the /v/ that praises dota and LoL as genuinely good games
>>343360072
WcDonalds is just one example of MANY
the pokemon knock off might be better, but those other 2 are not
>>343360438
>link goes right into downloading malware
don´t you say...
>>343360309
The only way Nintendo would win is if they tried to market/sell it outside of China. Chinese courts will always side with Chinese companies.
>>343359940
So its real function is monstrous spyware?
Damn, that's dedication to the bit
>>343359913
Dayum, that logo looks familiar... it's the golden arcs from the McDowell's in Queens! Betcha they serve thier own knockoff of Big Micks, or Big Wicks as they'll call 'em.
>>343360540
Chinese shills
Like this guy >>343360591
>>343360540
>cluttered ui
Most American games have cluttered ui. Don't get me started on Japanese RPGs and American Strategy games
>>343357075
Is there anyone here that's downloaded this game already? I don't want chink malware on my phone.
Okay, Not cool guys.
Please DELETE this thread.
has china contribute anything in the last 20 years? everything they made is just a copy and super shitty.
>>343357075
It has finally happened, the day has come when chinese bootlegs surpassed the real game.
>>343360617
then they'll just target you for advertising
>/v/ getting excited for knock-off smartphone game made by Chinese
Is this real life?
>>343360715
that's true, but it doesn't make this shit look any better
>>343360770
literally nothing
R&D isn't a thing in china or the middle east
all innovations come from the west
>>343360820
No. It's just 2016.
>>343360767
That's not satoshi, that's the ceo
Someone post Junichi Masuda with the JUST hair please
>>343360591
A Chinese takeover wouldn't make much a difference. They'd go from making shovelware in Japan to making shovelware in China. Same shit, different toilet. I'd rather they just died so the franchises I used to love that used to have actual care and a god damned fuck given about them could rest in peace, but that's never happening. There is no winning for the fans or consumers in this. Nintendo as of now is shit, Nintendo from a supposed buyout will be shit.
There is no righting the ship that is Nintendo at this point.
>>343360656
>"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear. But SERIOUSLY, does ANYONE know ANYTHING about any LAUNCH CODES?"
>Dutch Filmmaker Eric wants to battle!
>Dutch Filmmaker Eric sent out Geodude
>>343360810
Like every company does now?
>couple of ragtag chinese retards looking only for profit innovate the game more than devs whove been working on the IP for decades
>>343357241
Nothing is illegal in China. It's like the Mexico of Asia.
>>343360540
dont worry it's just a sad excuse to go lol nintendo BTFO XDDD
>>343360957
>innovate
Have you actually tried playing it?
>>343360957
POTTERY
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>>343360938
yes
>>343360540
>cluttered as fuck UI with icons on every border area of the screen
This is the case for any touchscreen compatible game
>cluttered as fuck game space with tons of people running through cramped, isometric streets
This is the case for most mmorpgs set in cities
>>everyone memeing that it looks good when did /v/ become so fucking retarded?
Your guess is as good as theirs since you haven't played it. There's no point in calling other people retarded.
>>343357473
Not like that's hard to accomplish.
All the effort they put into making ripoffs could've been poured into making something original.
>>343361058
Not him but it's pretty good. There are random bursts of lag but nothing like splatoon mobile. It's functional, that said I can't read CHONG CHONG
So much shilling, kek.
>>343361187
But they dont put any effort into making ripoffs.
>>343360957
>ragtag chinese retards
Yeah because this is a incredibly stupid idea.
Believe it or not, Our world is slowly turning into a Capitalistic Utopia.
And the only people to blame are consumers.
You faggots aren't even slightly prepared for the future.
>>343361187
Probably wouldn't get any downloads
>>343358162
It's really weird to see a non dumbed down Nintendo RPG.
>>343360957
Do you know that those games are just clone of popular games with just reskinned pokemon models, right?
Right!?
>>343361187
but there's no incentive to make anything original. Knockoffs make big money, so why the hell do anything else?
>>343361187
>China
>original
>>343361274
>You faggots aren't even slightly prepared for the future.
You overestimate my will to live.
>>343361127
mmorpgs and mobile games are all crap so I'd say my guess that it sucks is far more educated than theirs
>>343361187
There is literally no point in making something original in China. That's why there is absolutely zero innovation going on there (unless its something that is subsidized by the government)
>>343360820
Everyone's just super excited to get the pokemon game they've been dreaming about, after a 60 second video.
>>343360540
>Pokemon MMO
>with pokemon riding
>all 700+ whatever
>actual attack FX and battle graphics
>actual triple battles
>playable on a phone
But hey, a busy UI makes it irredeemable trash, right? It's not like going down a list of fan requests from the last 4 goddamn generations of Pokemon and checking them off can save a UI that looks "cluttered" to an eye that can't even read Rice Heiroglyphs
>>343360453
Because Disney either lets Chinamen make knockoffs and do nothing about it or they compete.
>>343357075
>Nintendo threatened to sue a guy for making a Pokemon themed party and made him shut it down
>But they won't do anything about this
Why are Nintendo the scum of the Earth /v/?
>>343361482
even when its subsidized by the government
its a ripoff from another country
>>343361187
lack of copyright laws is a double-edged sword. it allows companies to easily steal from the west, but it also means that startups have extreme difficulty making anything original, as larger chinese companies can simply steal their shit just as easily and then sell it to a much larger market.
i remember someone explaining to me once that in America, a software company's dream might be to be bought by Google or Microsoft, while in China the same company has to worry about having their product simply stolen wholesale by Tencent, for example.
>>343361590
Because they won't win and literally just waste the money away.
>>343361590
>>But they won't do anything about this
More like they CANT do anything about it. China is fucked up.
>>343360883
>>343359671
It got abandoned because they changed the designs so they don't look like pokemon any more.
>>343357241
Think about how little China cares about foreign IP.
Now realize that they have abject disgust for japan over a few tiny rocks and tiny dick waving contests.
>>343361590
They can't
We should outsource all fan games to China so they can't get touched
>>343361590
You literally can not stop the BASED Chinks, anon
>>343360540
>cluttered as fuck UI with icons on every border area of the screen
You're just used to Nintendo treating you like a retarded 5 year old with it's dumbed down games.
>>343361413
Even though it's literally copying every formula available. It's still 10x's more innovative than what pokemon games are currently.
The reason they are withholding huge upgrades to the series is so they can fucking milk the fuck out of it for as long as humanly possible.
Don't get me wrong i love good quality videogames.
But the only thing that should even be considered new EVEN in the pokemon game that's soon to come out; Is just add MORE pokemon.
>>343358501
>>343358516
>>343358520
>>343358549
>>343358607
>>343358735
Can't the UN step in and do something about it though? Stop them from hurting other countries with copyright infringement.
How come the chinks put actual effort in the Nintendo knockoffs?
>>343357075
If this is true, this will be big. History making. It will make a lot of people extremely rich and be an enormous cash cow.
If Nintendo doesnt shut it down by any means necessary, then they are most definitely profiting from it in one way or the other.
It's hard to prosecute someone in China but the right amount of money will do the trick. And Nintendo has the right amount of money. (and more)
>>343361820
UN only cares about wimmyns' right and cartoon porn right now.
>>343357075
Can someone please explain to me how they somehow can make a far more fun looking battle system then gamefreak themselves can?
>>343361863
Google, Disney, and BMW failed afainst China for copyright and ip law. Nintendo never once stood a chance before, they won't in the future
>>343359671
The poké waifu one was called "Pocket Master". It's still up on Google play, just under a different name
>>343361820
>UN
>doing something
You need to be over 18 to post here
>>343361820
The UN doesn't have that kind of power and even if it did, China's on the security council so they can veto anything they want.
>>343357075
did you just shill for the chinese
>>343361863
Google, Disney, and BMW failed afainst China for copyright and ip law. Nintendo never once stood a chance before, they won't in the future >>343361946
>Can someone please explain to me how they somehow can make a far more fun looking battle system then gamefreak themselves can?
It's not that hard, Gamefreak are full of shit programmers and hacks that want to milk the series and stagnate innovation.
Russians could probably make a better Pokemon game at this point
>>343361512
it being a shitty mobile mmo makes it irredeemable trash. The cluttered UI makes it look like the chinese knockoff crap that is pumped out every day and I can't see why everyone is pretending this will be good in any way.
>>343362037
I shill for Jackie chan, no one else and no country else. Just Jackie
Fuck China
>>343361972
this
if fucking DISNEY failed then literally no one else has a chance
>>343360957
Literally nothing of this knock off is innovative
I know Drampa got you booty blasted but you don't need to shill this much for a company that isn't even paying you to do so.
>>343362141
But Jackie Chan is literally Chinese Government shill.
nah FUCK this shit
Chinks are sketchy as hell
Not installing this garbage
>>343361863
there are chink version of the iPhone from china, Apple tried to sue because of that AND FAILED
>>343361820
the UN cant do shit about the strongest countries in the world
they only oppose to US because recently US is being super calm in exterior relations
>>343361946
Like any chinese company, they have thousands of employees working on it ,18 hours a day, 7 days a week, at gunpoint.
>>343358636
>can't wait for nintendo to fucking die already.
They've been around since 1889
>>343362207
Tighten the security
Or emulate like I did
>>343362207
They all probably use some common middleware that asks for everything.
Though that common middleware is probably also a trojan.
>>343360309
>>343360649
Chinese government most likely has stock on these companies, they make money out of this shit and provide distraction to their citizens, the idea of them doing anything against this is laughable.
>>343361820
UN doesn't do shit most of the time outside making a huge deal about a Human Rights speech that most of its members don't give a shit about. it is literally the Wave and Smile Social Club for rulers
JAPAN BTFO
>>343362435
Chinese Government owns all of them.
They don't need no fucking stock.
>>343362207
anybody dumb enough to download malware from china deserves it
>oh yay cooler pokemon
>pfft fuck nintendo
>hit download
>w-what's going on, why muh PC not working right?
>>343358162
This impresses me more than Card Sagas Wars.
Then again, it helps to be a finished game.
>>343361820
I'm sure they are very and deeply concerned.
>>343358636
> wanting the last company that make real games to die
anon please , Nintendo makes some dumb ass decisions but once they die it's all SJW cinematic experience with VR simulators.
>>343362586
>>343362207
they are problably fishing for some dumb fuck that works in something important to install literal spyware into their phone.
>>343362089
>It's not that hard, Gamefreak are full of shit programmers and hacks that want to milk the series and stagnate innovation.
God they are so fucking awful. They got lucky by creating a fucking goldmine back when they made the originals. I eventually tapped out after the third gen because the series was just too stagnant and I had outgrown the series. The worst thing though is the monster designs by far. They really got awful now.
>>343362325
Still though it shouldn't be too hard to make a game that looks really good and has a good rpg combat system. Gamefreak is just awful.
Fact: Slavs and Chinese are the most powerful races in the world. Chinese simply because they are the Zerg horde of the Earth, limitless and unstoppable when they have a goal in mind. If someone dies, they immediately replace them.
this is a dangerous precedent, what are the odds Game Freak is going to look at this, bash themselves on the head and ask each other why they wouldn't have just attempted something like this from the start?
If it's visible that the chink company is making shitloads off of in-app-purchases and has a consistently high player base for the following weeks/months, you fucking bet the copyright holders are going to know about it, even though chances are they're powerless to stop it.
who knows, now Game Freak may develop something alongside Pokemon Go to compete with this, or may start adding IAPs to their mainstream games to maximize profit, judging from the success of this game.
or maybe these thoughts are retarded and I need somebody to prove me wrong.
Why is everyone shitting on Nintendo? Is it some ebin meme I missed?
Anyway the battling system (gameplay) is shit
>>343362681
>the last company that make real games
where does this meme come from. Why do people think Nintendo is the only ones making real games right now.
>>343362867
It's amazing what you can accomplish when humans rights aren't in the way
>>343362586
>download virtual box
>download .apk emulator inside virtual box
>run .apk inside .apk emulator that is inside virtual box
and you're done.
>>343362947
Japanese companies don't want to compete in the Chinese mobile market. It's literally a jungle of Vietnam in there, you'd die
>>343363065
Or any safety standards at all.
Why is captcha fucking up so hard? My captcha screen is teleportating to different sides of the screen each time it pops up.
>>343363020
You people have to remember something. When it comes to things on the android market, people don't pay for shit. Especially 3rd worlders.
>>343363065
>tfw no one will ever be stuck in an elevator with a chinese qt
>>343363219
>Why is captcha fucking up so hard? My captcha screen is teleportating to different sides of the screen each time it pops up.
I thought it was just me
>>343363460
>When it comes to things on the android market, people don't pay for shit. Especially 3rd worlders.
You don't know shit.
Microtransaction are literally the only thing that sells there.
>>343363047
as dumb as the gimmick shit is everything they make is still a video game not some half assed attempt at a movie.
>>343363473
are you suicidal?
>stuck on elevator with a chinese qt
>cables snap because 'lol china quality'
>die
hopefully you're stuck somewhere else
>>343359828
>knockoff Blaine
>Your backpack better have an item that can treat the scorching I am about to descend on you and your Pocket Monsters!
>>343363308
>captcha asks for store signs
>tap on them
>THAT'S WRONG
Fucking Captcha
>>343363712
You're going to need FIRE EXTINGUISHER when i'm done with you!
>>343357075
QUICK I NEED A SCREENSHOT SOMEONE RIDING A GASTLY OR A DIGLETT
Anything missing from mobile game cliches?
>people getting hyped at summoners wars tier bullshit
Mobile games have mastered the art of zero effort gameplay with above average presentation, you'd have to be a complete sucker to give a shit about them
>>343363739
Are you playing it on your PC?
>>343364020
>the art of zero effort gameplay with above average presentation
Sounds a lot like Pokemon to me
Anyone have that picture of the anon who was talking about how he worked with the Chinese shipping metal to Russia and how awful people they are?
>>343357075
>Chink shit on android
This is the first time I haven't felt comfortable actually installing something.
>>343363308
>That hp
>That paperclip popup thing on the left
Disgusting.
>>343364224
sounds like 90% of games this gen
>>343364224
>above average presentation
>Sounds a lot like Pokemon to me
You what?
Enjoy prison.
>rostboy.exe thread
>>343364553
>mlp, feminism, fedora, how to take a ss
wow
>>343364553
good post
>>343364553
>how to take a screenshot
look at this fucking retard
>>343357075
china does what Ninten-don't
if nintendo just released on android and PC this wouldn't happen
>>343357075
>nintendo tries to go mobile to stay relevant
>China shift's straight into sixth fucking gear and produces mobile games that will mostly likely outdo anything nintendo tries to do because their making mobile games as advertisements to their hardware instead of good mobile games
>china will probably take a big bite out of nintendos mobile market profits and nintendo can't make them stop
holy fuck
If only the Chinese cared about making high-quality bootlegs that people want to play rather than addictive cash-shop garbage. Their potential for piracy is almost as great as their wanton disregard for human life.
>>343363964
I don't get it. There's literally no difference between handheld games and mobile games. Yet one is acceptable on /v/, and the other isn't.
>>343364553
>no gay sex with hats on
>>343364553
>no gay sex with HATS
ya blew it
>>343364553
What am I looking at? Reporting a video game about collecting Korean cartoon animals?
>>343364836
>>343364990
>>343365007
>>343365137
>Failing for the bait this hard
>>343364553
>/b/
>/mlp/
>Google search for how to take a screenshot
You're complete garbage
>>343357241
90% of the time it's MUCH more expensive to sue somebody than what you're going to get.
Plus, for a chinese citizen, getting sued counts a civil offence so they can keep doing it without affecting their future
>>343365045
Oh god this thread is making me die laughing with posts like this.
Nintendo is finished fucking lol. Bow to your new chinese nintendo overlords.
>>343365343
>not getting the joke
newfag get out
>>343358162
>plays the bowser jr reveal trailer as the introduction.
>DK and Wario appear out of nowhere
>Amy
>Charmander
>Toad
>Midna
>Waluigi
>That fur person with the gun
Well shit it already has a better roster than smash 4. You sure smash bros isnt the real rip off here?
>>343361731
I agree in a sense, but unfortunately Chinese people are scum of the earth.
Its an android game but it gives me an exe to install to my computer? what the fuck
>>343365250
>>343365606
>falling for the fake bait pretend fallings
>>343365776
Just don't download it. Better be safe than sorry
>>343365875
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>343365776
I'm just here to shit post, not download. Downloading anything from ching Ching land is bad news
>>343365776
>facebook filename
You deserve the malware.
>>343365996
>implying I was pretending
fuck off, newfag
>>343365776
Is that dog ok? He looks weird
>>343365610
The guy with the gun is old snake from mgs4, look closely
>>343366049
here's a tumblr one, enjoy
need link to the app it seem i cant download it now
>downloading chinkware
>ever
kys desu
>>343360309
What do you think they could do? Please tell me.
>>343366241
Oh shit it is.
Damn, this really does already have a better roster.
