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>tfw no triangle boobed gf
>>342720230
>people though Lara Croft was hot back in elementary school
>it's been almost 20 years
>no one gives a fuck about current Lara Croft
What's the point of your image OP?
>>342720420
>mfw I fapped to polygon tit lara when I was a kid
>mfw a friend told me there was a nude raider code
>i tried searching for it everywhere
>even called a video game tip toll phone line
Oh, I miss the olde days
>>342720230
she still ugly
>>342720590
Was going to say that with the internet the days of video game rumor are gone, but I miss cheat codes more.
>>342720590
>even called a video game tip toll phone line
damn nigger
>>342721052
Ya, and it was like $2.99 a minute.
>>342720230
But old Lara is better looking
>>342720230
Old Lara still makes my dick hardeven the in game models
>>342721747
Is your gf sitting next to you watching you type? Are you trying not to trigger her by saying new lara isn't hot, that the uglier choice is best so she can feel special anon? Is she watchin son?
Does anyone else get spooked when playing the old PS1 Tomb Raider games?
>>342723559
the sound design was pretty good
>>342720230
Why could they make her face round but not her tits?
>>342723368
New Lara in that trailer was smoking, butUnderworldLara is the best in-game model.
>>342720650
>>342721747
Bait.
The one on the left is objectively a literal 10/10.
>>342723368
>gf
New Lara is average as fuck
>>342723559
Old PS1 and some PS2 games do that. Areas with zero sound and seemingly empty areas make things really unsettling.
Shadow of the Colossus unnerves the fuck out of me at times. The completely quiet rides to each colossus and finding the area you know you'll fight in is fucking scary to me for some reason
>>342720420
no one plays lara croft anymore
>>342720230
The irony is that the one on the right wasn't ugly enough for them in the reboot so in Rise of the Tomb Raider they made her even more average.
Previous games are better anyway. If i wanted to play uncharted i would.
>>342724361
>If i wanted to play uncharted i would.
But the new tomb raider games are nothing like uncharted, they're way better imo.
>>342723368
>your gf
delete
>>342723241
you used to fap to this shit?
hahahaha, I pity your generation
>>342724587
>hahahaha, I pity your generation
Hell yeah. Also scrambled porn channels.
>>342720230
>be careful who you call ugly in middle school
I'll keep note of that for next time (fuck this meme)
>>342720590
Is that from underworld or anniversary?
>>342724587
Kill yourself underage nigger
>>342720230
I don't get this. The uglier Lara is older. So she's cute "in middle school" and then gets ugly? Fucking niggers.
>>342724976
What?
WHITE WASHING
WHITE WASHING
WHITE WASHING
WE WUZ KINGS
>>342724976
>That out of place racism
>>>/pol/ and stay there
>>342724803
underworld
>>342724803
Underworld. Anniversary has more traditional model with a braid.
reboot lara > og lara > nulara
>>342720230
>when u get outta school and yo boobs deflate
>>342723791
Maybe Legend Lara is lacking of polygons, but she looks like semen demon.
>>342725189
>>342725401
>m-muh safe space
summer truly is here
>>342725660
>>342725584
Thanks!!!
>>342725401
>out of place racism
Where?
>>342725189
>>342725401
anon says the word "nigger"
gets triggered and redirects them to pol
you new faggots truly disgust me
>>342726265
>>342726495
I don't see anything racist in that post
>>342720230
>Middle school
>friends with this cute, nerdy chick
>we like each other
>I'm the type to NEVER want attention so we agree to keep things on the low
>Happy that I got a GF, think about the kissing cuddling and hopefully boobs/ass grabbing
>maybe she'll even touch my dick!
>her grandma (who raises her) is super religious and instills lots of moral guilt into her
>i can't kiss her, or do anything except hold hands for that matter
>eventually she herself lets me feel up on her
>then suddenly feels too guilty and cuts that off too
>considering there's no point to this, break it off
>me being a dramatic bitch at the time think it's the end of the world
>sad turns to mad and then i shit on her/shun her
>years later, 21 now
>She's fucking hot as fuck now, and THICC
>turns out she was sort of a freak for a moment
>had i just stuck out a little longer I would have been able to enjoy her beautifully developing body
Seriously, tell your kids (if you have any) not to shit on girls when they're in middle school because so many of them are going to become hot in a few years.
XD
>>342724587
You know what kids now fap to. MINECRAFT PORN. It is now a fairly popular tag on pornhub. I pity YOUR generation.
>>342724760
>scrambled porn
the exact point in time that I lost my innocence
I never really found any incarnation of Lara that attractiveuntil RotTR
>>342727215
Mine was the hour-long girls gone wild infomercials that showed on comedy central at 3am.
>>342723368
>prefer nulara
i bet you liked the new games too you fucking faggot
>>342727094
What's racist about niggers
>>342724497
you opinion is shit then
and I don't even like uncharted
>>342727401
that and then discovering that our house picked up playboy tv and spice tv in weird colors.
>>342726495
are you fucking retarded u underage faggot ?
>>342727050
>hot as fuck now
>THICC
pick one
lardasses are disgusting
>>342727453
they hate white people. that's what's racist about them
Isnt she younger in the newer games?
I havent played the because they look like generic cinematic shite
>>342727950
Different Lora
>>342727836
Low test faggot
She was most literally not fat, her ass and thighs were thick as fuck and they would be no matter how skinny she could be.
And she was type to have been teased by the early developing girls because she was so small skinny and flat.
>>342725189
>>342725401
>BOO HE SAID A BAD WORD
>>342720590
they made her Irish?
>>342726265
>>342726265
>>342726265
>>That file name
>>That fucking file name.
>>Sidesinorbit.jog
>>342720230
I'm still ugly.
>>342726182
Sitting Lara and Lara standing against wall are superior. New Lara looks too much like Jennifer Lawrence top be attractive. I'd take a real doll over that chick.
>>342726182
Old Lara looks tough, NuLara looks like a fucking baby.
>>342727215
What the fuck is scrambled porn
like I know it's when the TV was fucky but show me a picture
>>342724361
i imagine her farting with every step taken
>>342720230
I remember that feminist episode of Even Stevens when Ren thought dressing up like Lara Croft was female empowerment.
>>342728360
hownu.ru?
>>342728853
there ya go kiddo
>>342729181
>>342729346
do you think the tiles guy felt anything watching this
>>342728562
That's the point. She is just on her way to adventuring.
newanimovid anyday now
>>342729181
>>342728853
I used to fap like crazy to this movie everytime it was on tv, and now its even in fucking youtube, uncensored!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EieQXytCJ2A
>>342728360
it's not funny
>>342729542
He needs to hurry the fuck up.
>>342720761
>tfw will never buy a cheat code book at my local book store again
>tfw local book store closed down 6 years ago
>>342726182
By looks alone
Legend>AOD=Anniversary>Underworld>old Lara>neo-LauraAnniversary best game.
>>342729701
>not buying them on book fair week
pleb
>>342729547
>network TV used to play softcore porno every Friday at 11 or 12
>used to fap furiously by myself in the living room when my parents are sleeping.
Good times
>>342729818
It's probably the eyeliner.
>>342723797
Hey virgin
>>342720230
Actually back in the day... Lara was considered hot for ps1 graphics.
Also the Lara in the 2nd pic was the reboot Lara. Sadly the game right after that... she went back to looking ugly... ya know.. the rise of tomb raider...
Who here was ugly as fuck in middle school and high school but are now more attractive? Also, have you guys looked back on how you were 10 years ago and just realized how much of an edgy, fucktard teenage you were? God I use to be an edgelord and my favorite game was Shadow the Hedgehog and I loved Naruto. I want to go back in time and kick my own ass
>>342730146
How is she ugly? Just different.
>>342728894
Hah I remember that, that shit was so stupid, I never got how a girl who has lived for 16 years thought dressing like that didnt make you appear as a slut
>>342720230
https://www.generosity.com/fundraisers/making-chocolate-milk-pudding/
>war, war never changes
>>342729971
>had a tiny 14" tv in the kitchen with VCR
>used to fap to Caligula and some weird documentary with nudes all the time as a kid
Sometimes I wonder how I'd feel back then if I had access to the internet.
>>342729701
>reach puberty
>start fapping
>mom walks in one time
>I start locking the door
>be fapping
>door handle jiggles
>*knock*knock*
>anon, you better not be masturbating in there
>i..i'm studying mom
>open this door right this instant
>do 30 jumping jacks to kill my boner
>parents eventually remove the lock on my door
>start to move the bookshelf to block the door
>they fucking straight up removed the door from my bedroom
Fucking Christ, can't a kid jerk it in piece?
So is this a nostalgia thread?
>>342730523
Who can harm a person more than his own parents?
>>342729905
>4th grade
>book fair
>see awesome science kit to make cool shit
>beg mom for money
>anon, it's a video game or science kit for the month
>choose science kit
>buy it
>get home
>realize it doesn't come with any of the raw ingredients to make anything - it's just beakers and shit
fuck
>>342730523
one time my dad came in so I had to conceal my boner with the first object I could find, so I slammed it shut in a math textbook
Which Tomb Raider games should I play, /v/? I played the original 1 and 2 on PS1, but nothing else save for the 2013 version, which was basically Uncharted but with a woman.
So are these PS2 games good? Underground, Anniversary, what have you? If you had to recommend a single TR game, which one would you suggest?
>>342720590
Are you me?
I remember looking for that cheat everywhere and doing that shit mansion level in TR3 so many times, because someone told me to toggle a lever somewhere there.
Internet feels good.
>I used to call lara big boobs when I was 4 years old and my father encouraged it
>>342724578
Please tell me you have this without the Pepe.
>>342730917
They're all good, in my opinion, even Angel of Darkness (with mods). Start off with Tomb Raider Anniversary Edition.
I love all Laras, anon.
>>342731109
Is that a remake of the first game or something?
>>342730523
the fuck is wrong with your parents
>>342731014
Did you guys fap together to her?
>>342730917
http://www.wow247.co.uk/2016/04/07/tomb-raiders-second-era-is-totally-underrated/
>>342730523
>around 11
>get first pc
>parents don't want me to play more than an hour a day because "computer is bad for you" days
>both parents work so can't control me after school
>father builds a cabinet and locks the pc
>attaches a lamp switch to the tv power cable and puts a lock on it too so I can't turn on the tv
>won't tell me where the keys are until I've done my homework
>later moved to password protecting the windows boot with BootMagic
>spent hours guessing random number combinations fro 0-1000 or by trying to guess the password by looking at random objects in the vicinity of the pc
>works around half the time, free pc for the day
>later learn how to bypass it entirely with a boot floppy
Goddammit if you'd just let me play my fucking PC in peace maybe I would've spend so much time on it now that I can.
>>342731391
Yep.
Looks a lot better although the camera is a bit wonky at times.
>>342730774
>dad walks in while I'm fapping
>throw a blanket over myself to hide my dick
>"what's under the blanket son" and throws it off of me
>just stares at my dick for ten seconds, walks out and doesn't say a single word to me for the next month
Fucking parents
>>342730523
>parents freak out and take my PC and TV in my room when they find porn on my computer and porn I recorded on my VHS
>get desperate
>forces me to grow the balls to get a girlfriend
>get one
>end up getting her pregnant at 15
Good job mom and dad.
>>342725189
>>342725401
stay out you sensitive faggots
>>342731752
>mom walks in while I'm fapping
>don't stop or even attempt to cover myself
I always hoped she'd seize the moment but it doesn't work like in the h-manga I guess
>>342730523
>hide porn in some obscure folder on the pc
>one day open it only to find out everything is deleted
>picture file left with some random bla bla bla virus notification text on it
>father then passively aggressively mentions me watching porn later
Could've been worse I guess.
>Obese kid with no friends in middle school had more friends than you in High School
>>342732346
>not telling her to either help out or get out
ya blew it
>>342732198
LOL
>>342730628
that pizza looks good and fold-able
>>342732515
>move every 2-3 years from early age as parents follow work across the country
>no friends from youth, no childhood friend gf, no longtime buddies, never really build strong ties with people I meet
>graduate high school
>join the army, move every year or two to different units, different bases, different countries
I'm just a fucking wanderer now. Never really fit in anywhere
>>342723729
her tits were a glitch, she was supposed to have normal looking ones ie a small bump on the chest but some guy fucked up and moved the slider all the way to the right, thus the enormous triangles
>>342730146
New Lara is ugly?
>>342730628
Come on no ranch?!
>>342733704
Holy shit you eat ranch on your pizza too? I swear to God I feel like I'm the only one. People think I'm fucking crazy because I put ranch on my pizza and on spaghetti.
>>342732198
This gave me a boner. The fuck is wrong with me?
>>342720590
I can't even believe that there was ever a time when I could masturbate and cum to a fully clothed woman showing some legs or cleavage.
Now anything less than an actual sex scene is a challenge.
>>342730628
Never got the pretzel. Went to shitty small town school.
>>342734515
I am at the opposite point right now.
>>342730523
Shit parents man, you should just katana them.
>>342730523
I would just open my fly and I'd someone walked in just flatten my feet on the bed with my knees up.
>>342729456
probably
>>342730523
>used to spend all my time outside with friends in elementary school
>spend all day on forums in middle school, up to 12 hours a day in the summer
>parents saying "what happened to our child"
>they get mad that I'm on it all the time
>computer tower sits on top of the desk
>one day mom gets mad and rips it off the desk and slams it on the ground while I'm using it
>fast forward 2 years
>I still do the same shit and my parents don't say anything anymore because I pointed out how much time my mom spends watching TV
>>342730523
should have just started to beat off in front of them, then they would have put the door back on
>>342728892
I imagine she's probably turtle heading a little bit as well. She's been there a while desu
>TR 1-6 are blah platformers with awful combat and lame platforming
>TR 7-9 are okayish, with 8 being the best
>TR 10-11 are Uncharted but much worse with even more QTEs
Best thing to come out of the series is probably deathrunning and that one multiplayer mod.
>>342736495
Speaking about mods.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_6WG8Om-zs
What are the chances that he will finish it without lawsuits?
>>342733008
Jack Reacher?
