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How do you think the bracket will turn out?
this is obviously just another m2k thread
>>342694785
Sssh.
>>342694742
easy win for Hbox
>still no response from M2K
the fuck?
>>342694742
Hbox has it in the bag.
M2K is depressed because reasons.
Mango, Armada and Leffen are all absent.
Plup is Plup.
We're fucked, and everything is shit.
>>342694905
yeah, no one showed up because of the infamous player "Personal Reasons"
>>342694945
IT'S 20666
>>342694742
I think P4K | BOTCHED CIRCUM is going to win
>>342694973
>it turns out m2k is the only person who actually had personal reasons not to show up
>he still came and embarrassed himself in front of the entire internet through no fault of his own
I want off this fucking ride.
>>342694742
Hungrybox vs Chudat Grand Finals
>>342694918
>m2k hasnt said anything
>they still havent found him
>>342695060
Yeah, he looks promising, he's on the come up, but I don't know if he can win the tournament
Today is National Catfish Day in the US.
You can't make this shit up folks.
>>342695149
That was ages ago.
>>342695187
holy fucking shit
>>342695187
Melee is so fucking scripted dear lord
>>342695187
>google national catfish day
>it's real
>>342695187
holy christ
>>342695187
>>342695306
pure coincidence
>>342695187
Holy fuck
>>342695187
The human psyche looks for coincidences like-
Oh who am I kidding?
This whole thing is scripted and I want to go home
gimr acting like he knew
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4ppskf/everyone_show_mew2king_some_love/d4nabfc
This is all scripted as fuck I wanna go home
>>342695119
I'd say slapping your baby momma is a personal reason
>>342696017
No evidence that happened
>>342696017
It's the other way around, anon.
Mango is a happy drunk. Lauren tried to kill PP's porstar gf last time they went drinking.
>>342695187
is smash really fucking scripted? holy shit
>>342695187
>>342695306
B R A V O G O D
R
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>>342696332
Yes.
>>342696158
>Lauren tried to kill PP's porstar gf last time they went drinking.
source
I'm really worried, guys.
I don't want to press F tomorrow.
>>342695916
this is what happens when organizations and companies try to be the "good guys" and let feelings and shit dictate their actions, stuff like that shouldn't be part of a big public event, its something personal and sometimes it works out, but in this case it blew up in their face.
>>342696553
Me too
>>342696505
how fucking new
go check melee hell around january
I was inclined yo believe M2K because I've been to events where he attended and he was always with this QT asian girl who he was obviously fucking. I just thought it was her but this is just fucked mates.
What are the theories about why Mango couldn't go? Is there any proof he hit lauren?
>>342696553
It's gonna fucking happen
Im prepared boy...
>>342696938
Its the opposite anon, Lauren is fucking crazy.
>>342695187
DAMMIT SCAR
I WANT OFF
I cannot believe how stupid m2k is. I donated $250 to a Huntington's research foundation after that.
M2K's autism is literally costing people he's never met money.
>>342697081
>m2k commits suicide
>Melee rejected as an offical esport as a result
STANDING
>>342696938
My hypothesis is that Mango and Lauren got into some fight, she being the bitch that she is tried to hit him. He probably bitched about it to Lucky or some of his socal friends, and Reno made a big deal out of it because he's a liberal fag. Mango was too focused on the fight to practice/play well and thus skipped CEO.
>>342697359
ON THE EDGE
>>342697373
Thought Reno was a hipster working for Facebook.
>>342697281
idk man Huntingtons' pretty terrible I, think it's shitty to say you wasted that money.
>>342697335
M2K committing suicide would probably be good for the scene. It would attract a ton of media attention.
>>342697373
i'd break up with any person that tries to hit me 2bh
staying in a relationship like that is being real bitchmade
>>342697454
Ya but what're the chances that his $250 will do anything at all?
>>342697467
Said like a true business man.
>>342697467
and they'd have a memorial at EVO for him. With the rest of the gods there... damn you're right.
>>342697501
Things become blurry when you have a kid. You don't wanna ruin his life because of one bad day.
>>342697467
I can't imagine waking up to fuckin Good Morning America talking about Mew2king or smash itself.
>>342697442
that doesn't really contradict anything in my post
>>342697595
I hope he doesn't kill himself, but... that memorial would be cool as fuck.
>>342697621
idk my parents tried the same thing til it completely blew up and i don't think it was the right decision. feel like it's better to rip the band aid off now especially cause their kid's literally a baby and everything will probably be forgotten. everything on mango is just speculation tho.
>>342698034
Mango doesn't seem like the type who would be ok with another dude raising his kid
>>342698154
mango and his mom would literally raise the kid if there's abuse involved. even though custody generally favors the mother, abuse makes it a different story. lauren even has a criminal record, she's doa.
Okay, I'm done. I'm out. Going to sleep.
Cross your fingers, anons. I want to wake up tomorrow to see M2K destroying people in stream in a fit of white hot wrath.
>>342694742
Hungrybox will win because he's the only one who has the shit in his life in order.
>>342698276
baby mango is cute!
So is it confirmed everyone dropped out because they're afraid of getting shot?
>>342698423
this
>>342698418
Me too, g'night guys
>>342698438
CUTE!
>>342698465
yes
>brexit wins
>m2katfished
>sam returning to speed running
this is going to be a steamy memey year lads
>>342700146
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn son.
Is anyone else actually really fucking worried for m2k?
Nobody has seen or heard from m2k?
Fuck man
>>342701815
i want to puff those puffs
>>342701815
FUCKING NORMIES
HUUUEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>342701172
>>342701549
I can't sleep today holy shit...
Is it finally happening? is the dream dead?
>>342701815
Could have been bigger...
>>342694742
So why'd Hungrybox throw that game earlier
>>342701815
>The cut in of her cameltoe
If she isn't giving up the ass to him on a daily basis to him after he provides for her from playing competitive smash then she needs to be arrested
>>342701172
I predict one of obviously many possibilities:
M2K will go home and play practice for EVO with rage, the likes of which we've never seen
or
He'll play the rest of CEO, throw every match because of this debacle, and just make everyone feel worse because we KNOW why he's playing bad.
Seriously, he loves Smash waaaaaay too much to let someone he never met stop him from playing it.
>>342695187
M E M E
A
G
I
C
>>342701815
what a slut
>>342701172
I'm not worried about his well being. Im worried about how one man can be so devoid of critical thinking that he gets tricked into thinking some online friend has huntingtons and will commit suicide?
>>342703292
he literally has aspergers
>>342697501
Have you seen mangos GF? She also gets worse every time I see her (so, almost daily). Mango is completely fucked, she will fuck him over and I am 100% convinced he cries himself to sleep sometimes because of that landwhale.
What the hell is happening
>>342704495
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
>>342703691
I don't know how the hell someone as chill as mango ended up with someone as bitchy and crazy as Lauren
Melee community theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKOaPHcMj7g
>>342703691
I dream of an alternate universe where lauren never succubis mang0 and he eventually plays so fast and good he tears a hole in time/space before overdosing on heroin at 27
>>342703292
funny story
>back after graduating high school
>my friend's younger brother sometimes comes into our vent channel to play games with us
>one day he invites someone into the channel we don't know, says it's his girlfriend and they're dating long-distance
>this person legit has a deep-ass baritone voice so manly its nearly comical
>lol
>they go in a separate channel and do their thing
>she apparently tells him she got in a fight with some other girl and got punched so hard in the head she went blind in one eye
>lol again
>a week later her "sister" comes on vent and tells him that his "gf" died because the damage from her eye "spread into her brain"
>he starts crying
>he's depressed for weeks afterward
>fucking lol
I just think that a nerd will believe anything if you tell him a cute girl is into him. Iunno man.
>>342701172
>Worrying about a party game professional
Actually yeah, I'm pretty worried.. for his future.
ok haha m2k can we talk about melee yet
How do you think Hugs and Prince Abu will do? Heard Kjh the samus destroy beat ESAM so thats cool
>>342704957
Mango is fucking stupid
Dude plays his whole life by ear
>>342707395
They'll both finish out of top 8 because one is washed up and the other is mediocre
So some guy convinced m2k that he has huntington's disease and sent photos/videos pretending to be a girl and he actually believed it? Is this everything or am I missing something?
>>342708878
Have a leddit read:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
Wait what happened to m2k? fill me in on the memes.
>>342696827
how long ago was this, might be thinking of cynthia who got hella exposed
Preaching to the choir here, but why is Leddit so fucking abysmally retarded? The mods on the smashbros subreddit are actually actively deleting the catfish story shit in a misguided attempt to protect this guy.
>>342710049
shit was there for a couple of hours and amassed a lot of upboats then they took it down
shit is stupid
Can someone break down what is happening in greentext?
I missed all of the events because of work.
>>342710482
check posts above you
>>342694742
COME BACK JASON WE NEED YOU
>>342704957
that's the mango
>>342700146
SPIC BTFO
>>342698423
why does the fucking puff player have to be the normie
Does anyone have a pocture of Mango's crazy gf?
>>342711276
@lunark1tten
>>342711276
here's lardo!
>>342711459
>>342711789
Holy shit. They must have been friends for a while and decided to fuck to which she got knocked up and trapped him cause how he puts up with that is beyond me
>>342711459
Thanks.
Fat and hideous, perfect white trash, her and Mango make a perfect couple.
>>342711459
https://twitter.com/lunark1tten/status/746598126463508480
Holy shit his son is named Jojo?
>tell one person you have cancer
>tell the other you have Huntington's disease
catfishes cant even get their lies right holy shit
>>342712032
His love will be quite the bizarre adventure with those parents. Even DIO would rase him better.
Poor jason needs love and hugs
>>342711940
USA USA USA
>>342712116
Life, not love
where the fuck is ppmd
>>342712032
Joseph
>>342712254
Depressed with low test
>>342712586
hes not depressed anymore and the low t is gonna get fixed within the next few weeks
Well he's alive atleast
>>342713905
win does doubles start?
>>342697523
It does something. Not much but it's still a donation.
I fell asleep yesterday. I heard that M2k's friend had Huntington's, but was that all an elaborate ruse?
Did he fucking get catfished
>>342714896
yep either go to the archive and catch up or just go read the leddit thread
>>342714981
I don't bother enough with reddit, so what was the title of the thread the m2k discussion was in? There were several Melee threads yesterday.
>>342715101
just read this it pretty much covers it
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
>watch CEO pools
>some interesting upsets, don't think ill bother with doubles or smash4
>go watch some other stream for 3 hours
>realized I missed all the crazy shit
This is from fucking POOLS
>>342715245
>mfw I was in the crowd for ramen vs zero and trela vs jade
>>342715181
Jesus Christ.
I can't tell if Smash is scripted or not anymore.
>>342715848
It's also national catfish day
Melee is definitely scripted
>>342715391
Where you the guy with the chie doll?
>>342716087
DAMN YOU BOBBY!
lol m2k
>>342715181
>song for m2k
>clearly a male voice
Jesus Christ
>>342716743
i mean in his defense he's autistic
not /v/ autistic but like literally diagnosed and confirmed autistic
What stream was Melee on yesterday?
>>342716860
polaritygg
>>342716270
No, I'm the fat fuck with the red bowser shirt in the back
>>342695187
I don't get it
>>342716962
This guy? Why do you look disgusted?
>>342716996
to catfish someone is to lure them into a relationship with online fuckery
>profile pic is 10/10. real is 2/10 land whale. Or guy pretends to be girl for attention or free shit in an MMO
M2K's online friend said they where dying when in reality they weren't and the friend is mostly made up
M2K being the depressed sperg that he is was in lurv with the fake person and now shit is fucked up
so his being catfished was revealed on national catfish day
>Stream getting 30min to Hour delay
If we get one more day like yesterday I can honestly say Apex 2016 was better ran than CEO 2016
>>342717216
This one
>>342717328
You look happy :3
He's alive everyone
>>342717450
what will happen if he loses to chudatz wobbles?
>Chu vs M2K
can Chu do it?
>>342717450
>ice climbers
he's gonna sudoku today
>wake up
>mew2king not dead
thank fucking god
>>342717450
wheres the pic from?
>>342717701
tafo's twitter
Is it easy to catfish people?
>>342717590
m2k chokes HARD against ICs
>literally who commentators
so much talent there and you choose these clowns
>>342717738
Only dumb teenagers and autists
>>342717738
Is it easy to lie to strangers on the internet?
>>342717738
if theyre legitimately autist yeah
>>342717742
I mean he beat Nintendude last time they fought.
did ESAM even make top 64 in Melee
what's his name again?
>>342717895
Nope
>>342717895
nope lost to kjh then some literally who named Sol (not the same sm4sh one)
>>342717931
Never wobbles
>>342718005
who did Sol play?
>>342717873
Where'd they play at? Are there vods?
>>342718179
Dont remember, maybe GOML/EGLX.
I think I preferred it when m2k was getting scammed by shady black men
Is this Nairo's time to shine?
Everyone is in losers bracket except him
>>342718330
Hyuga's there too, and he has beat him before.
Also Abadango
>>342718330
i think Dabuz could take it too
is ramen still in bracket?
>>342718330
Our boy Buzby is in winners
>>342718485
yeah he's in loser's side
Mr. E over Void
DKWill over NAKAT
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM YOU JEW
swedish vs druggedfat
come on james, knock this hick back to his farm in georgia
>>342718605
Isn't it dubs? Mr. E + DK Will over Void + Nakat, I think
still would've been nice to see
>>342717873
I think he can play the matchup fine when he's mentally there. The problem is that he doesn't have the muscle memory and character/matchup knowledge ingrained into him that he has with Marth and Sheik, so when he's on tilt and starts playing more by instinct he'll offten go for bad options that don't really make sense at all.
>>342718716
Aw fuck that makes sense
Read aNTI's tweet wrong
>>342718716
yeah its dubs. who fuckin cares about dubs no one
of course S2J has to play against Plup round 2
>mvg was gonna be doing sm4sh
>THERE WAS GONNA BE A SECONDARY MELEE STREAM
>now we'll probably miss Linugini-N0ne ganon ditto
REEEE
DruggedFox' Fox reminds me a lot of Leffen's Fox for some reason
For anyone that cares, Swedish needs to win this for me to have a chance in fantasy.
I'm in the top 25 now.
>>342715245
>10 degrees
What is he sweating for? That's cold as fuck.
Does anyone have a link to schedule?
>>342719201
http://imgur.com/a/ls1r8
HUGS VS SHROOMED
>>342719145
Welp. How far do you think he'll go in losers
>>342719243
Thanks brah
These brackets aren't being touched at all
Void and Nakat eliminated by DKwill and Mr E.
Just got here. Did m2k survive the night?
>>342719541
nakat sucks, that should be expected
>>342718179
Battle of the five gods.
Not good with timezones, when is the stream starting today?
>>342719621
yes, he's playing Chu
>>342719621
yeah he's slated to face off against our guy Chu in round 1
>>342719670
polaritygg is already streaming melee top 64
>>342719625
He stopped trying after he got his CLG sponsorship. No locals ever and hardly any majors.
>>342719670
melee bracket and sm4sh double is on.
10 am local time began 42 minutes ago
>>342719780
Its been 45 mins and VGBootcamp still isnt up
>>342719867
Yeah big surprise
>linguini beat macdonald
most delicious
>>342714439
is there VOD of this moment yet? I missed out on everything until now
>>342719867
Thanks GimR
>2nd round already
cool, skipped a ganon ditto and mew2king-chu
What's this about m2k crying on stream?
Forget the catfish thing, WHY was it on stream?
>>342720179
Because GimR is retarded
>>342720129
oddshots are here
>>342715181
>>342720276
thank you my man
this is like the one matchup which SFAT should be good at
>>342720179
that was literally the most jarring thing ever.
you have 2 upbeat, bubbly commentators talking about zelda games for n64 and then you have m2k coming in pouring his heart out while no one at the venue even knows what he's doing
>>342720241
Well to be fair gimr was just letting m2k do what he asked to do.
He wanted to "raise awareness" about huntington's disease
It's really one of the hardest things to watch ever
>>342720241
What does GimR stand for?
LA FUCKING LUNA
he's gonna outplace pewpewu i guarantee it
Moon will make top 8 at CEO again
what a dumb stall
>>342720423
Gimme Rogaine
>>342715181
>linking to reddit
>>342720598
a /v/ user made an account there and made the thread so it could gain exposure
ITS NOT FAIR, MOON HAD GAME ONE IN HIS HANDS
>So, the main stream was having a lot of problems day 1. Last night after we finished Jebailey asked us (VGBootCamp) to be main stream (twitch tv/ceogaming) for the rest of the event. This means that we spent all night moving our equipment to the main stage.
>This also means, that a back up streamer is streaming on VGBootCamp for the rest of the event. If there are quality issues or anything like that please forgive us and don't blame VGBC specifically. We're doing the event a favor & doing the best we can to make sure everything looks great but there is a chance the stream quality on VGBootCamp won't bee as good as it was yesterday. Please understand.
shit GIMR getting a great chance to shine here
>>342720172
Where are you seeing this?
>>342720418
Except for the part where gimr actually knew M2K was likely being catfished and decided to let him pour his heart out on steam in front of thousands of viewers anyway
>>342720531
kek
What did he mean by this?
>>342720826
https://smash.gg/tournament/ceo-2016/brackets/11787/45263/150460
just the brackets
this commentary is trash
>>342720824
And he's fucking it up
WIZZY VS ALEX19
ALPHA MALE VS /v/'s FAVORITE FEMBOY
>>342720835
He said after the fact that he had a feeling about it, not that he knew.
>>342720973
I'm going to asume this is just Reno being a fucking faggot.
Mango's an alpha, right?RIGHT?
>>342720973
>RENO
Ayyy.
M2K beat chu offstream, for those wondering
>>342721038
Nah, the gays know all the best gossip senpai and others have confirmed it.
Mang0 is being abused by his fat cunt of a girlfirend.
>>342721062
why don't they update the brackets, fucking shitlords.
This tournament is one step away from a dumpster fire.
>>342721038
I'll just repost what was being posted at /vg/.
>>342721187
it's a beautiful dumpster fire
>>342721204
That's just the time when she tried to kill PP's ex
Proves she's a psycho but not that she's done anything to mango
shit nightmare beat chillindude!
my pick looking amazing right now
oh shit
There's only one stream right? Or am i fucking stupid and missed something?
>>342721471
yeah one stream
>>342721471
Only one so far. gimr is busy shaving his head
>laudandus 2-0d by wizzrobe
>lost to n0ne in a mm
hahaha
A Rookie eliminated Wobbles
>>342721437
uh oh
>>342721471
One stream, MVG bailed and GimR had to take over the main CEO stream to get it on track.
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4psrmh/hey_guys_gimr_here_i_have_an_extremely_important/
Wow it's not GIMR's fault for once
>>342721612
>>342721437
My nigga m2k got this.
I-it was j-just a fluke.
when are these faggots leaving?
get vish on the mic
>>342721708
yeah, he was much more focused on smash 4 last time, just look at the fucking awful rolls he did
Anyone else find this commentary boring. I was more hyped by chillindude and vish in pools.
>>342721361
Well the reason Lauren tried to stab hre was because she thought Mango was cheating with Ryan/Ryan was trying to "take" Mango from her.
>>342721786
As far as I know it was only the latter. She never said she thought something had actually happened between them.
Is m2k still there? I hear he was skipping losers.
Someone has seen him since last night right?
>>342721783
that's because Chillin and Vish are actually good at commentating.
chillin is even good at commenating lvl 9 bot matches on his stream lel
holy fuck johnny's gonna win this
>>342721916
He just whooped Chu.
>>342721916
he skipped tr4sh because he knows he can't win it
>>342721916
He's still alive and still in winners in Melee.
He only quit in Sm4sh.
There' still a possibility he's going to become a JRPG villain and destroy everything like we originally thought, just for a very different reason now
>>342721916
that was for Smash 4 singles.
he's here and already beat Chu in Melee and Larry/Anti in Smash 4 dubs
plup looking real good today
plup is fucking amazing
is there any doubt that he's gonna be the next god?
s2j got fucked
>>342722142
Aside from the SD. He can't be pulling that shit if he's going to save us from hbox
>>342720850
He meant that his buddy wasn't there and he wants to rep
>>342722195
literally air wobbled game 2
>>342720973
So what happened with Sky anyway?
He used to be a commentator and then one tourney he was being extra faggoty and then got mad when Reddit called him out.
Did he quit, or has he just not been invited back?
These commentators are garbage.
Can someone get a periscope stream of sm4sh doubles please
What happened to Wobbles? Lost to Rookie. How the fuck?
Why doesn't m2k go Marth against Hbox? Trying Fox over and over again is a no go, he's the Fox slayer.
So Mr. R is going to win Smash 4 right?
>>342722343
A Rookie beat Nintendude this year too.
he's good at the ICs mu
>>342721973
>>342722053
are they not showing it or something? what the fuck?
>>342722343
I wouldn't be surprised if Wobbles tried to Mario ditto him
>>342722343
probably tried to do mario dittos lol
also Nintendude lost to KoopTroopa a couple weeks ago
>>342722343
Wobbles refuses to wobble to win, so he loses to Top 100 players regularly as a result.
>>342722343
Not surprised. He's been a buster recently and won't wobble.
>>342722438
that's koopatroopa, although these days a rookie says he might be the best mario.
but yeah mario might be some sort of soft counter to ICs
>>342722516
He was playing fine vs s2j even without wobbling, though. How the fuck do you go from that to losing vs a A Rookie.
WHY ARENT THEY SHOWING M2K'S MATCHES
>>342722690
they probably know the twitch chat or commentators will say something
Where the fuck is the stream?
>>342722690
I fucking wonder why
>>342722690
'Cuz he isn't playing right now. He's on after Axe and Shroomed, i guess.
>>342722809
@PolarityGG
unless you're talking about sm4sh then i think it's cancelled
>>342722682
Isn't mario not terrible against icies?
>a rookie faces mike$ next
>after that faces nintendude if he wins
NIG we might just have a mario in top 16
>>342722927
Smash 4 singles hasn't started yet. Smash 4 dubs were supposed to be streamed by MVG and I guess gimr has too much on his hands already to also be able to do doubles as well
>>342723036
Where's the losers stream?
>>342722927
Thanks
>sm4sh then i think it's cancelled
What the fuck happened to CEO? it used to be one of my favorite tournaments
>>342723118
MVG was meant to stream sm4sh but bailed
>>342723036
a rookie lost to mike$ already
Am I the only one who likes Sky? He may be kinda dry on the mic, but he's actually legitimately a nice guy
>>342723089
there is none, going on bracket
hopefully some stuff is recorded
>4th largest Smash 4 tournament ever and none of doubles is streamed
That's some shit for them.
>>342723148
holy shit, thats worse than what happened at sandstorm
>>342723214
god I hate FGC events
>>342723178
welp, makes sense, falcon is one of mario's worst matchups
Why does MVG still exist?
Why do events still unironically let MVG handle stuff?
I thought Jebailey was better than this.
MEW2KING VS N0NE
GET
THE
FUCK
IN
HERE
>>342723198
Nah, I like him too. He's just not the best commentator, i believe he's fairly new, so putting him on Finals of a tourney was probably not the best idea. Plus his style mostly hit or miss.
None vs M2K on stream
>>342723198
>dry
Did you mean, "ridiculously flamboyant and over the top"?
m2k going to go rage mode and 4 stock him
Reminder n0ne is hungover
should be a quick 2-0 for m2k
>>342723198
People don't dislike him because they think he isn't nice, it's because he's shit at commentary.
There are plenty of people who are nice and shouldn't be commentators.
>>342723378
Lets fucking go
place your bets, can N0ne defeat a shitty depressed m2k?
>>342723491
He has before. I want M2K to lose badly.
>>342723198
He's an annoying faggot.
>commentators thought M2K left
AXE NOOOOO
>>342723198
>Am I the only
You might as well kill yourself now.
>>342723541
eat shit our boy autismking got this
Where's the Smash 4 doubles? They're 1,5 hour past time already
>>342723617
i think like every top player has tweeted something like this at one point.
vgbc is up, hbox vs ppu about to start
when does stream start today?
>>342723198
He's an okay guy and "Sky's house" is the hyperbolic time chamber, but he's always horrible on the mic
>>342723617
Wait, where has my smash husbando gone? Is he still in?
>>342723695
thanks senpai
>>342723709
No stream today, all melee will be tomorrow
>>342723695
2 STREAMS
BASED
>>342723682
>>342723709
Sm4sh doubles is not getting streamed
n0ne absolutely shook
>>342723872
What? What the fuck? There's a huge amount of big names here and upsets happening, what is wrong with them?
Why are falcon's rolls so shit?
>>342724017
Because Melee's broken.
i hope m2k drops mvg after this shit
he fucking promotes them way too much
Holy hell. M2K is playing pretty good for being down as shit. And N0ne is playing kinda shitty. Still, though.
Its over
Holy shit guys
Has M2K's heart finally broken so completely that only the robot remains?
What if the event we all thought would break him made him invincible?
>>342724090
DELETE THIS
I THOUGHT HE HAD WON
I love how people say THIS is the smash (melee) where you can combo and combo-ing is integral. Like, it's all fast, and combos fly left and right and you rack up huge damage.
Not that you just dash dance back and forth all over the stage (or camp in place) until you're forced into contact with each other and then try to grab or spam fairs.
holy shit is there a player more overrated that PPU?
>people thought n0ne beating a shook m2k in losers bracket wasn't a fluke and that he was going to beat him again
GET FUCKED N0NE
>>342724090
He should just play as a character who doesn't rely on gimmick shit to win.
>>342724229
he's not overrated anymore, everoyne knows he's barely top 20
>>342723971
This event has been a dumpster fire. We need to move on from FGC events
>>342720973
I fucking hate Sky his YT videos are the worst thing holy shit.
>>342724229
>PPU
The amount of words that can fit in this post can not fucking cover my hate for that faggot
>>342724198
Jigglypuff forces that kind of play. You should have been watching M2K vs n0ne instead.
>>342724229
puff is literally 100/0 vs marth
>>342724261
if you're gonna say m2k losing was a fluke because of le loser's m2k, well n0ne has a much bigger excuse in that he was slaughtered last night and was tweeting shit up until 3am.
>>342724363
its really really not. very close to even with puff having a slight advantage.
even fucking pp knows it, he says jigglypuff is 6th at best
>It's a Hungrybox wins episode
>>342724389
>well n0ne has a much bigger excuse in that he was slaughtered last night and was tweeting shit up until 3am.
???
>>342724463
here we go.
>>342724483
is this Bo5? I can't imagine why you wouldn't ban DL
>>342724463
Kek
>>342724494
idk if he deleted this tweets but he was beyond wasted, check his twiter
>>342724349
why
>people are still bullying m2k
>>342724569
if its winner's quarters it's best of 5
>>342724362
Maybe, but watching Hbox (Jugglypuff) and PewpewU (Marth) just fairing and bairing all day is fucking garbage. Seriously.
And there's one mechanic I hate about Melee, it's the ability to ledge-trump.
These fucking commentators are actually ruining the stream
>>342711736
The way she words that makes it sound like she was the reason he didn't go but she personally didn't tell him not to go. Which is what everyone was thinking already.
Best falcon in winners quarters.
The rest sit in losers.
>>342724713
gotcha. didn't know where it switched. PPU atleast putting up a fight which is nice since marth has been seeing no results lately.
>>342724643
He always says that he is superior to everybody because he is the only "true marth main" because he only uses marth when in many ocassiones he used fox for certain matchups. example summit 2 vs axe
shit swedish delight has nintendude next
ggs
>>342724828
>He always says that he is superior to everybody because he is the only "true marth main"
i've never heard that
>>342724879
Just take my word for it.
When does top 8 start?
pewpewu is playing amazing
idiot memers get rekt
>>342724879
https://twitter.com/CLG_PewPewU/status/724378269856845825?lang=es
>>342725006
wow it's nothing
>>342724981
6pm i believe in the ring
>>342725005
I've wanted to see him play well for so long, didn't want to get my hopes up senpai
Since when did /v/ turn into a bunch of autistic catfish victim sympathizers?
is it just me or is the vgbc stream really quiet?
>lucky losing to druggedfox's fox
also could the commentators on vgbc sound any more uninterested?
>>342725125
I want M2K to lose hard.
Up-b would kill so early but if you miss you get rested
>>342725125
I want m2k to win
and now he will choke
>that SD
>hbox's face right now
STANDING
>>342725351
I don't like him
PEW
IF YOU FUCKING BLOW THIS
Let's go Druggedfox is he finally going to realize his potential?
>>342725504
rip
fuck ppu
meh, he didn't really choke, hbox clutched it out
FUUUUCK
WE COULD HAVE HAD LOSERS HBOX
Wow, is pewpewu actually good at Melee?
>>342725487
i don't like him a lot either. but I'd rather have him win instead of hbox
Yo, someone give me the tl;dr version of M2K. I mean his life, smash career, and recent events such as his friend dying. I used to care only about the game and not the lives of the players behind the characters, but everyone is talking about this situation he's in and shallow I be I want in on this drama
hbox is a clutch master, nobody below top 5 can take him
>n0ne vs Laudandus
LOL
>>342725732
TL;DR
>m2k tweets out his "personal problem" is his friend dieing of huntingtons
>confesses his love to her, she is supposedly dieing tonight via physician assisted suicide
>m2ktears part 1 - https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-NfiPXu6Ld3ENXsRfr5pkPw.mp4
>m2ktears part 2 - https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-IcO3ZpP4EM9Ocyn4-0po8Q.mp4
>4chan and melee hell investigates the issue
>her fb name is Mei Ying Jun, already deactivated
>"she" uses a jap porn star Serina hayakawa as her avatar
>"she" sang a song for him. Decide for yourself it its edited or not
>song - https://clyp.it/2fcq2yls
>youtube vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z8QgOSShhQ
And as a result
>other people who were conned by the catfisher also jumps in the issue
>melee community sucked into twitter drama (fucking drunk reno tweets to mang0, implying they have an abusive relationship)
>>342718716
I like Nakat but he is fucking garbage at this point.
>>342723480
>pre-johns
I'd rather play hungover than publicly humiliated the night before.
>>342725853
So he's never actually met the person?
>>342725754
>hbox is a clutch master
I was scared of hbox clutching out the final game of him vs leffen at GOML
glad leffen won that set
>>342725964
correct.
>>342725964
No.
DO IT FOR HER
>ooh, Nair to Shine
>Solid combos there
Jesus christ
>>342726059
This picture makes me angry for some reason
>>342724295
By that logic, marth and sheik are gimmicks as well
Sm4sh really got shafted
>>342726126
This picture makes me angry for some reason friendo.
>>342726117
>>342725487
how do you not like m2k
>>342726215
Just doubles, all of top 64 will be on video goy boot camp
>>342726256
for the same stupid reasons that you dislike whichever player
>>342725853
Poor M2K. Hes a lost Warrior.
>>342695187
Melee is scripted holy shit.
>>342721585
I hope it ended in a Mario ditto
>>342726059
fuck off cuck waifufag
>>342726487
whites are so insecure jesus
>>342725964
Not only never met her, it seems like he only started talking to her a few weeks ago at most
Can he fucking do it bros?
Can you reflect Pikachu's thunder?
>>342726664
Choke? Yes.
CHUDAT VS THE MAGIC ON STREAM
>>342726740
>open stream
>he's getting wobbled
>gets wobbled two more times while writing this comment
Holy fuck chudat just freshman 40'd alex19
Our boy just 4 stocked the magic.
Why is he soo based /v/?
>wobbling
Our guy, Chudat, trolling the competition!
Our Actual guy is fucking back
I'm so happy
Another chapter in the Chudat Chronicles when?
chudat will win CEO
Who the fuck is Reno and why should I hate him?
It's okay when chudat does it
How many Gods are here.
Why the fuck is Mango of all people not here that doesn't make any sense
Who's going to win memedandus vs n0ne
>>342727151
mang0 was literally lazy
armada was burned out
leffen afraid of getting shot
ppmd just started clearing the estrogen out of his system
I fucking love chu. He gives no fucks.
>>342727218
n0ne because falcon wins the matchup 70-30
>>342727151
Where have you been man, if you haven't heard about magno's personal reasons yet you're gonna flip when you hear about M2K's catfishing episode
>>342727218
>Laudandus
>"If I suck at it then it's the games fault" man
N0ne
>>342727249
>ppmd just started clearing the estrogen out of his system
ok u got me famlam
is mike haze the most obese smasher?
he's fucking at least 250
>>342727487
Dr. Phil.
>>342727249
>leffen afraid of getting shot
That was just after the orlando shootings, he changed his mind when Jebailey actually addressed the issue and promised that he would up the security for CEO but dropped out later for undisclosed personal reasons
>>342727253
I wish I had never read all those stories he wrote about his personal life, can't really look at him the same way anymore
>>342727487
>Fat Goku
>MVD
>>342726251
It's a "fuck this shit" exasperation face. About a two hit "combo" of fuckall on the Smash game that's supposed to be the combo-king of Smash games. The game where momentum and shield/hit-stun and quick attacks and etc creates a near constant run of combos...
...when it's actually just as much about running around the stage, ledge camping and gimps. Fairs and bairs with the occasional grab that lets you fair and bair a little more.
It's lies that are inflated by the fact that its super-fans refuse to do anything but glorify the game they've spent more than a decade on.
>>342727568
nah he said on stream a few days ago if it was a lot of things and that was a big reason
>n0ne out
Can you memeing bandwagon fucks stop calling him the best falcon now.
Wow, props to laudandus for winning such a hard matchup for Shiek
>>342727569
What stories?
>>342727648
>loses to 2 sheiks
>not still the best falcon
have you a (You) for your trouble
>>342727628
>they photoshoped the bulge
lel
>>342727648
What I don't get is why people seriously use Falcon when he isn't that good.
>>342727628
>that fucking bulge
>>342727820
falcon can air wobble
>>342727648
>>342727820
Falcons never win tournaments.
Sheiks never win tournaments.
Yet people still try
>>342727249
>leffen afraid of getting shot
Why would muzzies shot up a videogame tournament
Hell normies don't even know these tournaments even exist and most shooters are either muzzies or sexually frustrated white normies, fuck has a videogame tournament ever been shoot or suffered an accident like that?
Did leffen just decide to live his live in fear even against the most improbable shit? What a cuck, then again he lives in sweeden so he probably lives in fear of getting bombed by muslims every day.
>>342727698
they called it the chudat chronicles
>>342727943
Except Shiek does win.
PAX last year was the last time I remember Shiek taking a tourney.
Meanwhile Falcon...
>>342727820
Falcon has a brain dead punish game at low level and can air wobble niggas the better you get at the game. Falcon theoretically has the easiest punish game to execute that is fucking scary.
Alright I've awoken is m2k dead yet?
HungryGOAT will win, everyone will get le salty, we wait for the next tournament where the same thing happens again.
>>342728069
And how many notable players were at said tournament?
No one wins except Fox, Falco, Puff and SOLELY Armada's peach in 2014-2015
>>342727487
>250
uhh, try at least 350
>>342728168
nope, in winner's now, playing shroomed next for top 8
>>342728006
Especially after everyone helped him with his temp visa so he could go to the summer tourneys, kind of a dick move.
>>342728168
No, and shockingly he's still in winners bracket.
>No chat for the Pokken stream
Why.
>>342728190
We need Armada and Leffen
>that s2j bantz
>>342728069
plup will be the first sheik to win a major
with samus on the side
it will be amazing
>>342728305
>Pokken
Fuck off to a Pokken thread
Is jizzkidloogie our guy?
m2k should have dropped out of Melee instead of Smash4 for the good of his mental health. He even hates melee because it hirts his hands. Why the fuck did he drop out of 1 and not the other? Makes no sense
>>342728325
armada will be at wtfox next weekend to destroy hbox's confidence
>>342715181
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I can't tell if i should be sad for M2K or laughing my fucking ass off after listening to that song. This is............
How the fuck does this shit happen lol
Ice "Don't Get Grabbed" Climbers
Why hasn't that been banned???
>>342728305
Because the only reason pokken is played is literally Nintendo forcing it with money
>>342728423
it's only sad because he's literally autistic
He beat Laudandus yesterday in a money match but now that he loses in bracket the tourney is rigged. Falcon players everyone.
Holy shit is this an IC's tourney?
DizzKid is destroying our boy johhny wtf.
>>342728282
>and shockingly he's still in winners bracket
not really shocking desu.
he'll probably get sent to losers by hbox or plup, but I can't see anyone else doing it.
Didn't M2K say he quit Melee recently? What happened to that?
You said it yourself, just don't get grabbed.
>>342728423
>How the fuck does this shit happen lol
Autists fall for this shit all the time. Just look at CWC and all the times people fooled him.
wow s2j is really gonna be eliminated by a wobbler
>>342728420
He probably said fuck it because he was already in losers. He stands a chance of making finals in melee.
>>342728497
S A L T
>>342728497
What the fuck does this even mean?
bummer, I liked n0ne but now it's hard to respect him
>>342728497
>tweeted all about deinking and having fun
>loses
>it's shit now
I'm mad
>>342728556
He flip flops like a motherfucker. He said he would focus on smash 4 since it doesnt hurt his hands and hes getting good at it.
new
>>342728661
>>342720423
Gold is my Reason.
>>342728531
It's shocking because under the circumstances I believed he was going to completely fall apart.
>>342728420
Melee and the community made him who he is. Even though his emotional as of late has not exactly been warranted he had felt distraught. I would venture that a Melee tournament is the best thing for him at present.
>>342728497
>>342728664
He means seeding, which he is right about. He shouldn't have played M2k so early, but so many top players dropping out messed the seeding up.
>>342728497
salty
>>342728428
Because nearly every top tier can almost immediately get rid of Nana with either the player taking shit tons of damage or not being able to do shit about it.
>>342720423
It stands for God Is My Rock
>>342728497
Didn't m2k lose to n0ne in a Bo3?
booty
>>342717931
Robert "The Arizona Anger" Wright
New thread when
>>342720563
He did it last year
People who wobble don't care about anything. They have no love for the game or the scene and just want to win. Wobbling should be not be as acceptable as it is to discourage it. Wobbling let's bad players with little skill to beat hardworking top players that have potential to place high in tournament in best of three sets.
>>342729686
chu loves wobbling. other peoples misery gives him pleasure.
>>342724463
I think you gave him more hair than what he actually has
>>342730163
>fucking m2ks shit up makes him less fucked than he is in reality
