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It was fun while it lasted, lads
>>342679772
JUST
>>342679772
He'll be fine, right /v/?
Someone put this hair on him.
STANDING HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2C6wS4QfJo
>>342679772
Long live m2katfished
>>342679585
Anyone have the vid?
JUST
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
Someone please summarize the m2k drama. I watched the clip of him onstream but the mess of posts and threads is too hard to follow
RISE FROM THE ASHES KING OF THE MEWS LIKE A PHEONIX
STANDING
>M2K is going to drown himself in the pool at CEO
he's had a hard life lads
>>342680005
search cynthia bunnay
To the fag who said Falcon wasn't viable last thread, fuck you Hax, also rip Jason
>>342679772
So what's going on with m2k? Is his mom sick or is he being tricked by someone? Since apparently he's playing smash while someone he loves is on their deathbed.
>>342680036
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
Everything you need to prepare for the ride. Enjoy, anon!
>you will never get off of Melee's wild ride
>>342679772
Why would someone do this?
What would possess someone to so demonically manipulate a vulnerable individual?
https://oddshot-renders-2.s3.amazonaws.com/temp/render-captures/source/VGBootCamp-IcO3ZpP4EM9Ocyn4-0po8Q.mp4
JUST
>>342679772
I'm fucking terrified right n
Come on guys give M2K a break, he's actually autistic.
It's like shitting on Chris chan for that sex doll video of his.
>be me
>want ez money
>target autistic esports player that doesn't know what to do with all his esports money
>manipulate and catfish him
>get him to send me a lot of money
>he says he loves me and wants to meet
>this shit is getting too deep
>tell him i'm dying in a few years
>he says he wants to come care for me until i die
>tell him jk i'm dying in one hour
>he freaks out and makes a video of the vocaroo of me pretending to be a girl singing to him with the pictures i got off google
>mfw
i'm genuinely worried. please be ok m2k
>>342680096
SOMEONE GET A LIFE GUARD PLEASE
Just tuning in. Have you lads found this yet?
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW
what did he do to deserve this?
>3 gods bail on his tourney
>1 god literally gets catfished as its happening
>top player in sm4sh gets upset by a palutena
>mvg bails on the sm4sh stream
>13 cars broken in
>top gay player gets linguini'd
Guys what's goi
I'm proud of you /v/. This is the one time you actually did something good for someone as a collective instead of being edgy 14 year olds.
>>342680036
See
>>342680035
M2K basically met this girl online and started talking to her for a couple of weeks. He tells her he loves her she tells him she's going to die of Huntington's disease. With a little research from /v/ we find out its some person cat fishing him
M2K doesnt know yet
>>342680252
how does that guy know he's not being fucked with as well
The absolute faggot who did this to him chose to start his master plan 3 weeks ago. This all lead up to CEO just so he can fuck with m2k on the day of a big tournament.
Thats messed up
>>342680301
>>342679948
You know what to do.
>>342680337
m2k knows he deleted all of the tweets referencing her and huntingtons disease.
>>342680354
imagine if this happening during fucking EVO
Actually, don't. That's terrifying
>>342680345
he's right behind me isn't h
>>342680252
strong suspiscion he's trolling, someone earlier said that they know her for months on end... lies
>>342680453
*might know, it's not confirmed
>>342680345
HELP M
>>342680456
yeah at least CEO is in his home state. He can just go home right away if he wants.
>>342680456
>It's an M2K skipping EVO again episode
fuck
>>342680204
>sorry it had to be this way
>ya ya yeehaw
fuck that got me
>>342680354
Now what's the next step of his master plan?
That's a good thing though, isn't it? I thought he had a close friend or relative that was dying when I saw his posts, at least with this he can learn not to be so trusting in the future. And plus the person that pulled this shit can be exposed.
>>342680005
it's really terrible, she's a rostie, shit tier porn desu
>>342680615
>at least with this he can learn not to be so trusting in the future
lol
>PP getting eliminated by westballz quickly at b6
>m2k getting literally cucked now
EVEN GODS CAN BLEED
I̡͉̫͕̽ͨ̑͌͗ͥͨT̹͈̼̠͂ͫͨ̋ͪ͒̑͘ͅ ̷̻̖̭͚͖̅ͭ̓̀̌͆͊W̸͕ͥ̆́͡A̢̩̦ͫ̎ͮ͢Sͤ̅ͧ͝҉̯ ̢̞̥̓̐ͤ͛͂̆̚͢͝M̨͉̗̳̺͇͓̪̫̅̚E̫̤̟ͦͩ̌́
Guys I don't understand what's going on but I feel like there's someone behind m
>>342680703
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>342680354
I bet it was hbox and his goons. It was the perfect plan. He knew Armada and Mango weren't going to be there. All he has to do was get rid of one last annoyance in his way, m2k.
Cripple him emotionally, then take the money and run. It was fool proof.
>>342680703
I JUST WANT TO GO TO FUCCKING SLEE
>>342680703
Turn it off.
>>342680429
Shinji. You've grown.
>>342680590
Why does he wear the mask?
>>342680703
That's some creepy-ass vaporwave.
>>342680765
The worst part is Hbox would do something like this.
>Post yfw Mew2King wins EVO Sm4sh Singles, Doubles, and Melee Singles and Doubles
>>342680846
i think i remember that kid
>>342680765
>implying m2k could have beaten hbox anyway
I think Plup has a better chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jo73WL3lgY
lol m2k
>>342680765
No my money is on Leffen. From what I have seen m2k has more potential than anyone to knock Leffen out at EVO, and Leffen wants to win EVO really really bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiKKuM9rkeQ
Tonight's the night we find out if a god can end their own life.
Poor guy. I fail to sleep for long only to wake up to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZmZfiIsto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZmZfiIsto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKZmZfiIsto
DOCUMENTARY EP IS THE PERFECT PALETTE CLEANSER.
HE'S GONNA BE FINE.
>M2k kills himself tomorrow
>This is the music that was playing when he was found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB7j0RxJ1kU
God damn it m2k
>>342680765
hbox is the master of doing out-of-game stuff to throw off his opponents but I don't think he'd do something like this, simply because he'd get too much bad publicity if he was exposed.
>>342680859
horror aesthetic
>>342680075
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soqvsn
>>342680994
;_;
So suicide when?
this whole thing is like a car crash, you don't wanna look but you can't look away. i wish i had never opened this thread, i feel so much. also i'm spooked as fuck
ummmm im going to sleep i guess...hopefully m2k isnt dead when i wake up
>>342681186
hopefully not
>>342680703
BACK AWAY FOUL BEAST!
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE FOR GOD SHAL
>>342680994
pls no
Someone seriously needs to make a melee anime adaption. This shit would sell millions.
fuck him
autismo deserves it for trying to extort a company
>>342681214
why? there's nothing to be spooked abou
>>342681289
>adaption
Layers of memes
Not sure i'm annoyed at catfisher for doing it or at m2k for believing it
>yfw m2k fails a suicide attempt the gets a body double whos tasked with hunting down and brutally murdering the person behind all this this
STANDING
>>342681249
Shit man they're dropping like fl
THE WOMEN IN THE VIDEO IS SOME JAPANESE PORN STAR NAMED SERINA HAYAKAWA
MEW2KING IS FUCKED
iM ABOUT TO JUST POP SOME FUCKING MELOTONIN AND CALL IT A NIGHT I DONT WANNA WATCH THIS SHOW ANYMORE PLEASE
hurf durf really funny guys. i actually fucking CARE for m2k and im sitting here lighting a candle for him while you fucking retards just jack off over him getting fucking catfished by some whor
according to one of the posts on the r/kappa thread: That's "I Will Follow You Into The Dark" by Death Cab For Cutie, if you listen to the original you can tell by his dynamics that it's just the same song but the pitch was changed.
no idea if this is important or not, at this point i don't know what anything is, but here it is
>>342680994
>rest area
God fucking damnit.
>>342681376
He's an autist, dude, he can't help it. Autists have a hard time telling when someone is lying.
>>342681436
>it's not a doll
SHE LOOKS EVEN MORE CREEPY AS A HUMAN
WHAT THE FUCK
if person who did it somehow gets doxxed (as if) some diehard fan is going to kill "her"
>im asking for someone to kill her
no im not
>if you know what i mean
>>342681436
Well shit, now it's gonna be hard to jack off to her.
I'm usually against le army of justice shit but this actually got me pissed. Poor M2K he didn't deserve this.
>>342681451
lets do it together
>>342681471
I do to man, i just want off this wild fucking ride i want things to be better. remember how happy he was when he 6-0 leffen? or when he 3-0 armada? i want that m2k back.
>>342680765
And he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for the hacker known as 4chan
>>342680994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3wkD1YKUko
>>342681436
WAIFU
A
I
F
U
>>342681562
>i get it anon
>nice joke
haha killing someone
>lol
>>342681390
ON THE EDGE
>>342681625
Do you know what melatonin even is?
What if both Mang0 and Leffen did this and this whole catfish scheme was their "personal reasons" as to why they didnt go to CEO?
>M2K sparks the beta uprising
>>342681436
>>342681553
why do gook bitches look so insectile?
>>342681436
THE PLOT KEEPS THICKENING
>>342681715
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>342681675
OF THE CRATER
>>342681553
Not the same picture. Can you prove it?
>>342680301
>top gay player gets linguini'd
what?
>>342681698
yea makes u sleepy af lets do it bro
>>342681621
post the link
>>342681436
LOL
>>342681790
LIKE THE PROPHETS SAID
>>342681675
OF THE CRATER
>>342681717
But it was pool day...
>>342681868
MacD, a top player who also happens to be gay, lost to a player named Linguini.
>>342681868
MacD lost to some goy named linguini
>>342681868
MacD was beat by Linguini.
>>342680703
>Bring me scissors! 61!
>>342681868
MacD ate a big plate of spaghetti
>>342681945
AND THE ASHES
>>342680301
>>mvg bails on the sm4sh stream
explain this one to me
>>342681945
AND THE ASHES
>>342681698
make me sleepy lets do it im driving tomorow
>>342681645
Actually M2K ruined Hbox's plan by putting it ON FUCKING TWITTER.
>>342682085
>>342682098
ARE ALL COLD NOW
>>342682007
Video?
>>342681868
Alex19 got up to the stage and started beating up MacD's legs until he couldn't walk away from the setup
>>342681717
>M2K shows up the next day of CEO with a gun and starts a shooting
PUNISHED JASON
A FALLEN LEGEND
what did he mean by this
>Angbad actually traveled to Orlando and made Top 64 for Sm4sh.
Wow impressed 2bh
>>342682187
NO MORE BULLETS
>>342680765
>his gf was the one singing in that video
this makes too much sense
What is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgsYrtNiT4w
lol m2k
>>342681289
>feels anime about the lives of autistic melee players
>all of them try to better their lives but most keep failing
>season 1 ends with m2k learning his whole life has been a joke from god
>he walks into a tournament crowd holding a gun before the credits roll on screen
i'd watch it
>>342682243
AND THE EMBERS ARE DEAD
thread theme https://youtu.be/FE6RuZuvjMs
JUST
>>342682237
Oh shit, I just realized the significance of Angbad traveling to Orlando.
That's pretty funny.
Why are gay people such assholes?
>>342682232
what the fuck
>>342682369
i dont get it
>>342681621
This probably isn't real, but if it is, it's pissing me the fuck off.
Who gets pleasure from making m2k seem like a fuckface? The guy's been through a LOT and tries his best to be nice to people, autism aside.
They got him to tear up in front of thousands of people on stream, what the fuck else could they want from this?
>>342681621
please post the link
>>342682348
WHISPERS IN THE AIR
who this Mei faggot is, they are the most elaborate troll ever like holy fucking shit
THE ENTIRE SMASH COMMUNITY IS EATING OUT OF HER HANDS AND FELL FOR THIS SHIT
JESUS CHRIST
>>342682483
Angbad's girlfriend was Christina Grimmie. She was murdered in Orlando.
>>342682363
Doesn't really have the intended impact since you're giving him more hair than he actually has.
>>342682402
Because no one likes gay people except other fags
>Huntington's disease
>The rate of occurrence is highest in peoples of Western European descent, averaging around 7 per 100,000 people, and is lower in the rest of the world; e.g., one per million people of Asian and African descent.
>She's asian
I fucking knew something fishy
>>342682296
>May 2nd
W H A T
>>342682363
To be fair, JUST hair on M2K would make him happy since it's more hair than he actually has;_;
>>342682524
I got it from Twitter, some guy posted it.
>>342682093
MVG was signed up to stream sm4sh while vgbootcamp would do melee
but they literally didn't showbecause of personal reasons
>>342682232
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>342682529
>most elaborate troll ever
>uses literally the first ever catfish "im dying"
>entire smash community has 2 brain cells between them
>>342682232
It's a reddit bot. For some reason redditors think that they're funny because they make senseless comments with buzzwords. Literally just common reddit cancer. Downvote, report, and disregard.
>doing something like that to a really nice guy like M2K
Seriously, Jason is the only top player who respect suicides if an opponent SDs, he never shit talks/causes drama and shakes everyone's hand, even assholes like Westballs. He's awkward around strangers but when it comes to his friends/teammates he's charismatic and can handle the bants.
Finding nice girls in the west is borderline impossible, especially if you have any amount of fame to your name.
>>342682007
>omar "Linguini" mateen
>>342682597
goddammit MVG
>>342682483
His girlfriend was Christina Grimmie, the singer that was shot to death at her concert in Orlando a few weeks back. He lives in SoCal
>>342681662
i know i am autism. u dont have to point it out
>>342682564
Not only that, but Huntington's doesn't kill you until you're older.
You're meant to pass it onto your kids long before you show any symptoms.
>>342681436
>>342681553
Ok, who's fapping right now to this girl?
>>342682528
TELL THE TALES
>>342682597
More like Least Valuable Gaming am I right?
How the heck do you fall for catfishes? You never even meet them or go out for coffee or a date
>>342682640
>especially if you have any amount of fame to your name.
you actually think smash players "have any amount of fame to their name"
dude i dunno how to explain this to you but being a pro smash player doesnt get you gold diggers. its considered a negative quality. rofl
>>342682640
He did it to m2k because autistic people are dumb about this type of shit
>>342682779
rofl videogames are for nerds amirite
>Zero is 0-2d by a palutena in pools, m2k is catfished and talks about the girl who he thinks is real on stream, numerous Melee players are absent, a shit ton of Sm4sh upsets, and m2ks sponsor bails on streaming all in one tournament
>>342682752
sweet sweet autism baby
they believe everything they're told
>>342682709
She's not the girl in the fake pics so it doesn't really matter
>>342680301
Florida is a crazy place
>>342681621
>>342681916
>>342682486
>>342682524
>>342682585
>6 hrs
You stupid fags
>>342682363
I never thought I'd see the day where shooping that hair onto someone would actually make them look better.
>>342682296
>she had cancer
OK literally lmao
>>342682795
According to those youtube videos m2k isn't the first autist this guy has catfished
>>342682752
Social media culture is retarded anyways. People who live on and meet people through Facebook deserve everything they get.
>>342682826
yeah somebody already made a post like this you're late faggot next time read the thread
>>342682826
CEO is a complete disaster despite the tournament being run without any problems.
It's almost impressive.
>>342682752
Some people are just too trusting, its not even an autistic thing either it happens to a lot of people like Manti Teo and they even made a show dedicated to people who got catfished.
>>342682752
Actual diagnosed aspergers
>>342682608
Yeah no kidding.
In catfish groups the first thing they teach you is not to do "dying" because how obvious it is
>>342682709
I'm going to fap to her tonight in honor of Mei's ascension to god troll
>>342682736
OF THE BROTHERS GONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUcKDmoM9rs
OH FUCK WE GOT AN UPDATE
>>342682937
Name of show?
>>342682896
Yeah, but those other people were literally whos
what does a person even do in this situation? poor m2k
>>342683027
Catfished
>>342682779
>half a dozen sponsors to his name
>we're talking about him right now
That's fame you contrarian faggot. It doesn't matter what kind or who recognizes it.
>>342683027
Catfish: the TV show, its some show on MTV
>>342682897
JUST MY JUST UP
SMASH MY SHIT UP
CAT MY FISH UP
MEW MY KING UP
>>342683000
DESOLATION
>>342683026
Fucking christ, I want to wake up tomorrow and find out this was all a dream, but I'm deathly afraid I'll wake up to find out about a suicide instead
>>342683090
Yeah but they all seem to be melee related? How the fuck is one community so dumb?
>>342683027
Super Smash Bros. Melee
guys i'm at ceo and m2k is missing
>>342683149
DEVESTATION
>>342683149
IIIIISOLATION
>>342683239
CONEY HIT US WITH THAT UPDATE
>>342683239
prove it or fuck off
That Reno guy is acting like a real asshole about all this. Does he even like m2k?
>>342683239
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>342683263
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
>>342682795
>>342682839
>>342682896
>autistic
>autism
nice buzzwords
You know that word has literally no meaning after 3 years of /v/ using it for everything, right?
>>342683149
DEVASTATION
>>342683239
Timestamp or gtfo
>>342683026
Future is on the case
>>342683119
>totally irrelevant skill
>shit that nobody knows about
>shit that normal people dont even know occurs
>shit that a good 80% of gamers have no idea occurs
>makes no money
>completely useless once you arent top level competitor, fade into nothing
there's "fame" and there's "having sponsors". he has no fame, whatsoever. Nobody knows who he is. You are talking about him because you are some fat autistic nintendo retard, not because he's notable.
Some of you don't realize this place has become a circlejerk for your EXTREMELY autistic interests. People who are even REMOTELY CLOSE TO NORMAL do not REALIZE that COMPETITIVE SMASH BROS EXISTS
>>342683294
>Isolation
That is not the lyrics
>>342683239
proof your at ceo?
>>342683239
Don't even dude.
What did Orlando do to incur the Lord's wrath in the past month?
>>342683239
PROVE IT OR STOP THIS SHIT CONEY
plot twist
it was leffen
>>342683345
No, he actually has Asperger's. It's painfully apparent.
>>342683202
Pretty sure they're just Smash related in general, not only melee.
Though a series like Smash attracts a lot of kids and autists so it's not hard to see idiots like these
>>342683239
Oh hush, (You).
>>342683239
DON'T FUCK WITH ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgsYrtNiT4w
Apparently 'Mei" had cancer too, just a couple months ago
>>342683239
(You)
>>342682839
>>342682938
Don't autists browse here? They don't ask for a timestamp per tradition?
>>342683345
No, M2K has actual autism. Aspberger's.
>>342683239
lanyard or gtfo
>>342683239
this post wasn't even funny you guys are a bunch of faggots jeez
>tfw if you didn't post "I think M2K might be getting catfished" none of this would have happened
>tfw I might have killed M2K
Fuck
>>342683374
Keep your b8 shorter and more concise next time, no one is going to read that much shitposting.
>>342683382
Whoops! Sorry I don't listen to your autism music every hour of the day
>>342683345
nah m2k actually has it
kek
I gotta get some sleep
i really hope i don't wake up tomorrow to find that M2K actually killed himself
>EE @ #CEO2016 @ThePhenomenalEE 2m2 minutes ago
>Salmon > Catfish
Goddammit, EE.
IF DUBS M2K WILL DIE
>>342683565
somebody would have figured it out my man come on
>>342683323
he's drunk as fuck dude, there's an open bar at ceo
blur is drunk too thankfully he's not tweeting anything
>>342683430
I feel people would be out to actually kill him if that was the case
Don't go to CEO tomorrow
omg EE's tweet what the fuck..
>>342683640
if dubs he shoots up ceo
>>342683640
>40
HE LIVES
>>342683669
That's just standard EE, he loves to fuck around like that.
fuck this, I'm going to bed.
This better still be on the catalog when I come back from doing normalfag things tomorrow nightor at least on the front page of reddit
>>342683640
Not even trying...
>>342683669
WHAT??
What a fucking savage
>>342683689
wew, dodged a bullet there, didn't we.
>morning comes
>everyone searching for m2k
>suddenly m2k tweets this
>>342683640
If Dubs he wins EVO
>run a great tournament
>absolutely everything about it goes wrong all outside your control
Who'll off themselves first, Jebailey or m2k?
>>342683689
If trips M2K will be fine
>m2k is literally Venom Snake
>This was his Paz
>>342679772
B A L D I N G
A
L
D
I
N
G
some of you guys are ok, don't go to CEO tomorrow
>>342683625
thats fucking hilarious
>>342683859
Jebailey
>>342683565
Most of my alarms went off when I realized it was a "she". Not a buddy of his that got diagnosed with some serious shit, but a nameless "she".
My Silent Hill sirens went off as soon as this mysterious lady was suddenly going to due of a disease that doesn't kill that quick at all.
>>342682339
That's way to edgy with no happy ending. End of season 1 would be m2k finding him self after and breaking out of a long slump then beating everyone.
>>342683636
>>342683625
fucking ee
Reno is right. M2K needs a (life) coach/manager/therapist/controller caddy to go with him to events.he made me his bracket checking bitch for half an hour at a tournament once
>>342683836
Guys I'm seriously at CEO right now and people are looking for M2K
Oh wait never mind, there he is >>342683946
IF DUBS M2K GIVES UP ON SMASH AND BECOME A REGULAR GUY THAT NO ONE RECOGNIZES
i cant even fucking jack off tonight becuase of these threads
>>342683887
GRRRRHHH LIQUID!!!hungry box
>>342681436
That's a man, man!
come on man as soon as he said that they both confessed their love to each other that it was obvious there was something weird going on
>>342683431
>>342683503
Aspergers is not autism, it's just social awkwardness which is fucking irrelevant. It's not even a real diagnosis since 2013, putting it on the autism spectrum was stupid to begin with.
Actual autism reduces the ability to learn, interact and function. But it's just a stupid buzzword so who cares.
>>342683632
Just in case you didn't know, the Tear Ring Saga translation is apparently almost done.
We are about to witness a man go full blown nuclear
>>342684058
Assuming you aren't memeing, he's probably asleep you retard
>>342680301
Orlando is cursed. 2016 is cursed.
>>342684095
there is top-tier fapping material in this very thread
>>342683887
Except his Paz wasn't a gentle ghost illusion in the end. It was a fucked up troll.
If dubs m2k posts about the catfishing in the next ten minutes.
>>342684048
It's fucking called a tard wrangler and they should be assigned at birth/diagnosis.
>>342683797
This is the man that m2k said was one of the only good smash commentators.
>>342684184
Asperger's is literally on the autism spectrum.
>>342683987
Yeah same here, M2K was acting like she was going to die really soon and I was like "Is M2K letting his autism take over or is he getting catfished" I thought it was the first but then I posted jokingly he might be getting catfished and some motherfucker comes an hour later and replies to my post with mad proof. I don't think I'm gonna sleep tonight.
>>342683239
Also at CEO, saw him two times in the same place. One time texting, one timesleeping
>>342684196
Doubt it. He always has trouble sleeping especially at events and ESPECIALLY after shit like this happens.
EE is a fucking nigger retard, he always was, but this just confirms he's also an asshole.
I'm going to sleep. Someone (You) me in 9 hours and give me an update.
>>342684298
how come he has trouble sleeping but there's all this pictures of him sleeping on the floor or on chairs and shit on weird positions
>>342684095
>Not jacking off to M2K's misery directly
>>342684184
are you autistic
remember when we thought the MacD sexual assault shit was big?
3 months later and no one even remember thatespecially after being violated by The Warlock's Mighty Fist
>>342684394
Because most of those pictures are him drunk or something
>>342683987
>going to due
*die
derp
>>342683667
But I'm already there. I'll be okay ri
>>342684260
>even his friends are cracking jokes
someone get the suicide hotline ready
>>342684347
i learned coney is a bro
>>342684427
no one cares about fags shut the fuck up
>>342684347
hes p funny tho
>>342683640
dubs are for fags
>>342683580
>Not pulling up the lyrics in a tab
>>342684427
I didn't even hear about that, what happened?
>>342684347
/fgg/ is leaking
fuck off with the racism
>>342684347
wew I know we're all just edgy 14 year olds here but you know that you can't just throw that word around here, you know that it's wrong and there's a reason why people don't use it in the real world, and you know it offends those who have been oppressed in the past, there's absolutely no justification to use the word asshole there and you know it you edgy nigger, you need to treat your asshole with more respect, he puts up with your shit every day
>>342684427
>he touched my nipples and i ran off and cried
Why does melee have such a neverending stream of spicy memes and drama?
>>342684613
That's cheating anon
>>342683625
This shit is exactly why Coney didn't want to tell EE or TK about this first.
>>342684280
You mean "was".
It's laughable to even compare the two, anyways. It's like saying you have Alzheimer's because you forgot what you had for breakfast.
>>342683689
>>342683804You can't get dubs outside of 00 on /v/
>>342683797
No holds barred MURDER
>>342684715thanks newfriend
>>342679968
who's marcus?
Other than this M2K shit what else happened?
I saw Zero lost to a fucking Palu but I had to leave after that.
Can we expect the next two days to be any better especially once pool play starts?
>>342684427
Well that shit was like Michael Jackson child touching, all false accusations. While this is a whole lot more serious since there is an emotional/depressed and potentially suicidal M2K at line.
>>342684347
*EE is funny
Fixed that for you
>>342684715
lol yeah right
>>342684647
>fgg
But dont alot of black people play fighting games?
>>342683797
OK, I'll say it. I'm lost. What does salmon have to do with anything?
>>342684794
some other upsets, and some organization issues apparently
>>342684658
That actually gave me a hearty chuckle.
>>342684648
You wanna make a scene about a single fucking word I used as I corrected a slight error, motherfucker?
>>342684794
13 cars got broken in in the parking lot
>>342684814
pools are over, top 64 will be great tomorrow.
>>342684658
Jesus christ, r/smash is that way
>>342685042
wew its a joke you dip
>>342684794
Bunch of upsets in Smash 4.
>ZeRo is in losers'
>Ally is in losers'
>Marss is in losers'
>Trela is eliminated
>MVD is eliminated
>>342685068
wew lad nice joke. Really had me going
M2K was set up by the jews. They wanted him to drop out.
>>342680204
what the actual fuck is going on in that clip
Jesus christ guys he's 27. Half the posts in this threads sounds like a bunch of adult trying to coddle a kid after his mother died. Stop treating him like a baby and acting like you need to walk on eggshell around him, he's not a fucking child, this'll just blow over after a while and he'll move on.
>>342685002
Kill yourself for real my dude. The fuck's wrong with you? That's fucking cancerous of you to do this to someone who is a big figure in a competitive gaming community. Why would you do such thing in the first place? To feel fucking happy of your accomplishement of hurting someone's feelings in the most emotional way possible? I can't believe you exist and do something like this and fuck with him. Die in a goddamn fire.
This is gonna be worse than DOTA 2 Shanghai
>>342683985
fucking goddamnit
>>342685097
>MVD eliminated
KEK this guy cant catch a break ever since his character got nerfed down to TOP 5!
>>342683985
fuck
>>342684794
Top Melee players demanding more and more from Jebailey DURING THE TOURNAMENT. With all the stress they've caused him the last few weeks I wouldn't be suprised if he kicked them out or something next year
>>342683985
Can someone explain what this "Melee Hell" shit is?
>>342685143
He has legit depression and aspergers so cut him some slack dude
>>342685143
When he was 15 years old he didn't know you needed money to buy stuff. He is a baby.
>>342684189
I'm not the other dude, but that's cool.
>>342684794
Lots of upsets, some gods didn't go, tech issue caused the fire alarm to be set off around opening, lanyards didn't arrive til mid day, and 13 car break ins. The room with smash 4 and Melee pools are extremely pressed for space so everyone's huddled together and it's smelly, humid, and hot as hell
>>342685003
Fucking Orlando.
>>342685279
facebook group with a bunch of faggots sperging 4chan memes
>>342685143
It's 90 percent shitposting.
>>342685143
He's autistic and depressive you moron. He's literally incapable of dealing with something like this the way most normal adults would.
>>342685279
It's a Facebook group. It's essentially /b/ but only about Smash Bros.
>>342685143
he is also autistic and prone to depression, he could legit kill himself over shit like this
>>342685279
facebook group of edgy autists
>>342685279
its a grou
>>342683985
FUCKING JUST
WE CAN'T GO ONE DAY, SERIOUSLY?
>>342685279
facebook page full of smash memes
>>342685143
>like you need to walk on eggshell around him
scroll through his twitter real quick
welp now the most entertaining player left is gonna buster out
fuck this top 8 better not suck
>>342680348
>>342680252
He is infact another delusional faggot like M2K who fell in love with "her" over the internet.
Proof: he's being a little cuck doing damage control and justifying the faggot for doing this shit in the first place. The other youtube comment screencap shows that he's sort of jealous of M2K that he doesn't deserve to get attached after getting scammed for just 2 weeks. He's salty.
Autism, autism, autism. Let all those people kill themselves, they have no chance in the real world if they get buttfucked so hard by stupid shit like this. You wouldn't want them to pass on their genes.
>>342685279
A public Facebook group dedicated to competitive Melee. The Hell part comes in because only shit-tier memes and stale jokes perpetuate the whole group. They have that watermark so their photos can't be stolen.
So when is Etika going to make a video about this?
>>342684674
>being sexually groped for months
why didn't he move out?
>>342685442
he deleted both his tweets and Facebook posts
CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNN
>>342685497
He's a /v/ user so I wouldn't be surprised if he was in this thread right now.
>>342685449
Don't worry m8 Linguini will beat him and make top 8
>>342685209
>MVD got eliminated
>still 9 Diddys in top 64
wew
>>342683985
I think i'm in love with the Smash community
>>342685449
fucking alcoholics in melee I swear
fucking Reno complains about not being sponsored or whatever and he never even plays the game
god fucking forbid you can go one night w/o getting drunk so you can play better
>>342685497
EE deleted his tweet
>>342685604
Hmm
>>342685143
if he goes the sickest edgeguards go with him
>>342685294
>>342685352
>>342685372
Both his autism and his depression are self-diagnosed like every retard on /r9k/. Protip, people with depression don't talk about having depression, unlike M2K who won't shut up about it.
>>342685589
That's true, hey Etika if you read this i want you to know that your FE:A series was really good, pls continue it
>>342685573
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REAL
>>342685705
Check his old MySpace.
He can't not know by now.
>>342683104
Stop having the autism, I think
>>342685682
Hugs tweeted that CEO was lit a few minutes agoso I'm guessing they're all drunk as fuck.
>>342685801
the dude is apart of Melee Hell, of course he knows.
>>342685705
what a doctor you are my friend
>>342685801
he deleted al his Twitter and Facebook posts about it, so he does
he def knew hours ago...
>>342685682
Smash players in Orlando probably crying and bitching about EE's tweet instead of paying attention that M2K is in good mental health
Fucking SJW smash babies I swear
>>342685876
HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO?
>>342685829
this fucking pic of hugo cracks me up every time
>>342685705
No
His autism is diagnosed by a doctor
His depression isn't
He feels sad and unmotivated most of the time, which is why he says he's depressed
Stop spreading lies
wHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>342685876
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING RENO
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Mango is mad at us you guys
>>342685876
oh my fuck
>>342680252
The girl in that picture also does porn. Well, fucks her boyfriend on cam atleast.
>>342685876
>>342686000
>>342685993
He's drunk
>>342685876
wait what did he (Reno) mean by this?
>RENO
>>342685876
context?
>>342685876
FUCKING KEK
>>342685993
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>342685898
>>342685682
What if...
what if he posted it to draw attention to him and instead of making fun of m2k, people would flock to call him out on being an asshole?
>>342685876
>>342685993
MANGO GETS ABUSED BY LAUREN
JESUS FUCK WHAT IS GOING ON AHAHHAHAHAHA
>>342684615
probably fake but whatever it's pretty funny
https://www.resavr.com/comment/macd-sexual-assault-allegations-3089286
>diddy mains
>>342685993
>RENO
Oh my god
>>342685876
So the rumors of Mang0 hitting his gf were true?
>>342686129
Mang0 had beaten his wife apparently
>>342683026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z8QgOSShhQ
I downloaded it because I figured it'd get deleted. Here's a re-upload.
>>342685682
What did the tweet say?
>>342686102
I know he's drunk
but holy fuck this is crossing the line. He's teaming with Lucky tomorrow for fuck's sake
what is happening? holy shit
>>342686228
what rumors??
jesus fucking christ the melee community is a fucking mess
>>342685875
The Shanghai Major (or "Winter Major") is the second event of Valve's Dota Major Championships
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/48ktm4/shanghai_major_disappointment_complaint_megathread/
I ACTUALLY HAVE A TIME I NEED TO WAKE UP TOMORROW HOW LONG ARE THE HAPPENINGS GOING TO HAPPEN
This is getting too real right now
>>342685876
Whoa whoa whoa what is Reno implying here? Does mango secretly beat his wife???
>>342685829
hugs is like that one weird uncle for the whole smash community i love it
>>342686143
Is that Blue Exorcist
>>342686129
Just guessing here, but mang0's woman is most likely emotionally abusing the GOAT
>>342685562
I mean his general tweets. it's a walk through autistic hell. dudes a wreck with his hands and psyche, this will only fuck him up more
>>342685876
>>342685993
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIT
>people posting another whore as the "real girl"
LUL.
Those pictures are just screencaps from another porn site. Holy fuck this is golden.
http://www.tube8.com/teen/sexy-emo-girl-webcam-blowjob/386581/
>>342685993
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
THIS IS THE ATOM BOMB THAT DESTROYS THE SMASH COMMUNITY AND I WAS ALIVE TO WITNESS IT
>>342686203
I have this dude added on snapchat, and surprise surprise he only posts pictures of food
>>342686265
Salmon > Catfish
>>342686289
LAUREN BEATS HIM YOU FUCKING IDIOT
SHE'S BEEN BEATING PEOPLE FOR MONTHS NOW
SHE ALMOST WENT TO JAIL FOR ASSAULT
>>342680204
the fuck
>>342686017
Really though anyone who does that shit needs to get their ass beat. Anyone who defends it as a "prank" is an edgy 14 year old.
THE GIRL THATS DYING ISNT REAL.
M2K IS BEING CAT FISHED
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4pqysf/sooo_mew2kingsmash_bros_player_is_being_catfished/
>M2K got catfished
>Mang0 beats his gf
HAAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING TOURNAMENT
>>342686285
I'm actually at this shit and I have to get up early for SFV pools but I can't get off the ride.
>>342686383
i hope their kid is gonna be ok :( what a fucking bitch mang0 deserves better
>>342686353
here's your (You)
>>342686383
I need sauce on this now. This is some deeeeeep shit
>>342685876
holy shit, fucking golden
>>342685876
IT'S ALL ACCORDING TO HUNGRYBOX'S PLAN TO ELIMINATE THE GODS FROM COMPETITION
M2K AND MANGO ARE ONLY THE BEGINNING
>>342686472
***Mangos gf beats him
and here I thought ceo was gonna be boring
>>342686259
>wife
girlfriend AT BEST
IS HE THE ONLY NON-CORRUPTED SMASHER?
>>342686383
Yeah but really how hard can she hit she looks like a fat jelly person. It couldn't be that bad.
>>342686470
zzzzZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZzzzz
>being this fucking late
>>342686472
I'm pretty sure Lauren is more likely to beat Mango.
>Reno deleted the tweet
wew lad
MANGO IS PISSED
CHECK LATEST TWEET
IS RENO PURPOSELY TAKING THE HEAT OFF OF M2K??
>>342686570
Give him a few years
>>342685876
Who is Reno
>>342686570
PBNJ L I T E R A L L Y sodomized him tho
>>342686570
As long as he keeps mouth shut and keeps to himself then yes
This is the end of melee
>>342685876
IM TAKING BETS ON HOW MANY PEOPLE GET FUCKING DECKED TOMORROW OVER/UNDER IS 3 INCIDENTS (NOTE: NOT INDIVIDUALS, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DISTINCTION)
anyone have screens of the reno tweets about m2k?
>>342686570
no it's plup
POST YFW THIS CEO
>>342686570
>acne
>the visible peach fuzz
>falcon main
this nigga is going to have a godlike beard in a few years, mark my words
>>342686543
>>342686546
>>342686582
what the fuck
how do you let a girl beat you up and take that shit?
>>342686475
>Play a zoning Nash.
>Dash in and dash out.
>Only move into neutral range behind a fireball.
>Backdash if fireball doesn't connect.
You'll be fine.
>>342686472
No, it's the other way around Mango apparently is being emotionally abused.
>>342686369
He's a bro tho, it's hard to shit on him because he's such a cool dude
>>342686278
The social justice police in the community from reddit probably flipping the story around on mang0 to make Lauren look like the victim when she's the aggressor. California is fucking commie faggot SJW central too, He'd prolly actually go to jail for her beating him because she'd be able to play victim so easily.
Mang0 is a fuckin douchebag but even he deserves better than to be taken advantage of like that.
>>342686570
>He hasn't tapped Wizzys boipucci
Come one now.
Drama in general is fucking annoying
Hate what twitter has done to the world
Miss the old days when we played smash and that was it
>>342686606
IT'S TRUE
MANGO CONFIRMED FOR JUST
>>342685993
Reno is an asshole holy shit.
>>342686383
I've always known it would end badly. She's a cancerous SJW of the WORST kind. It's amazing that people never realized this.
>>342686626
top 50 player, fox/sheik
2nd best gay player
all around good guy
>>342686574
Anyone can assault anyone, size has nothing to do with it. If they're not expecting it, like you shouldn't with someone you're in a relationship with, they're not going to defend themselves.
>>342680994
Let is take this moment to share our favorite memory of soon-to-be but not quite yet departed, Jason Zimmerman.
Mine is when he did the misfire at Smash the Summit 2 charads.
>>342686606
>>342686743
>>342686764
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIND
>>342686626
Top 100 on miom
>>342686470
>posting the reddit post on the source site as if they were news
It's like giving newspaper about someone's death at his funerary
>>342686383
Post proof you retard
>>342686712
literally america
she'd probably get the kid if they split
>>342686690
plup is depressed and antisocial and doesnt even want to play anymore but doesnt have anything else going on in his life
>>342686793
It's real??? Holy FUCK
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-vGBFYP-ca14/SAGhSHUjh6I/AAAAAAAAC04/PqKoYYVgCkEN5basNyBo02RQLBt9FxF1gCCo/12042672861-s.jpg
>>342686712
Because you are a guy so you are supposed to just take it
>>342679772
Do you lose hair when you don't exercise?
>>342686570
his discord chat literally has a channel for serious bigfoot discussion
he's insane
>>342686764
>>342686743
>blaming twitter
Nah man social media in general fucked everyone over
>>342686470
>posting a reddit post to /v/ as the news source
>/v/ was the one who made the reddit post in the first place
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?
>>342686570
I've met him before and I want to say yes.
He seems like an actual autist that keeps to himself 99% of the time.
He's a really nice person.
>>342686570
dunno, armada is pretty pure
Wow who could've guessed the fanbase for a fighting game for babies could be so autistic and damaged?
>>342685993
>>342685993
>>342685876
>>342685876
WHY THE FUCK DO GAY FAGGOTS LIKE SKY AND RENO ALWAYS HAVE TO ACT LIKE A SASSY BITCH ALL THE TIME??? YOU'RE NOT MAKING SOME ZINGER AT A PARTY. THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL READ THESE.
HOLY MOTHER FAT CHINK ASIAN FUCKING GOOK FISHEADS
>>342683374
>People who are even REMOTELY CLOSE TO NORMAL do not REALIZE that COMPETITIVE SMASH BROS EXISTS
What do normal people have to do with anything? Among the tens of thousands of competitive Smash players, M2K is well known.
Do 10,000 people know who YOU are? What about 20,000 or 30,000?
No, and being known by that many people constitutes a level of fame.
>>342686808
Mine is when he 3-0'd Armada
>tfw he won't live long enough for technology to fix his emotional problems and bring out his potential as the best smash player ever
>>342686873
Just like every other Smash player.
That's what they get for dedicating their lives entirely to Smash. Why is Hungrybox the only one that has any common sense?
>>342686920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2Z_kdbSQJI
I can't believe I'm alive to witness all this shit
>>342686986
nah drunk armada let some shit slip
>tfw mango unfollowed reno after that tweet
>>342686793
>Sky calling someone a degenerate
Pot meet kettle
NEW THREAD
>>342686970
>>342686970
>>342686970
>>342686970
>>342686925
holy shit proof?
>>342686925
i hope youre not implying that any self-respecting falcon main doesnt believe in bigfoot
>>342679772
I hope this "thing" dies and you meleeniggers with him.
>>342687256
FUCK YOU
>>342687256
Oh fuck you dude I'm in bed ;_;
>>342686789
>gay
>has a gf
What?
>>342687256
fuck
>>342687256
FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>342687256
I KNOW THIS IMAGE YOU BITCH NICE TRY
>>342687256
Here's your (You)
>>342687256
I'll admit it. you got me.
>>342687465
Whenever someone posts a distressed anime girl, I feel the need to comfort that personAre you okay
>>342686793
>le fat gay nigger using degenerate
That's OUR word! Only we can use that word!
>>342688007
fuck him
so who's the kalen chick on fb who posted about meiling's death and how does she tie into this shitshow
>>342679772
It's all over now.
>>342685851
he's a moderator
>>342688672
THE UPRISING
On top of all that, M2K's got no dick thanks to a botched circumcision.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/2uh2mk/jason_zimmerman_aka_mew2king_got_his_dick_chopped/
>>342689386
>I was circumcized very badly to the point of almost wanting to kill myself. i feel nothing during blowjobs, handjobs, or sex. It's not enjoyable at all. And i found it's cuz i was circumcized very badly. For the past 4 years, I've wanted to kill myself. There is an answer that can help, but it takes a long time. I won't be done for about 5-10 more years, at best. Probably 10. Foreskin restoration. Mitosis to grow/clone skin cells by stretching it. I usually do it 10 min after i wake up and 10 min after showers and in showers. This is what is causing my finger problems. This is not something i plan to stop for at least 10 more years.
Can it get any worse?
>>342689524
>i feel nothing during blowjobs, handjobs, or sex.
m2k isn't a virgin?
>>342689524
>m2k
>getting blowjobs, handjobs, or sex
a pretty lengthy ruse but it's just not plausible
>>342689524
>finger and gaming going to sh it b/c of masturbating
JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST
I HAVE TO BE LIVING IN A DREAM
THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY
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