What went so right?
http://www.metacritic.com/game/playstation-vita/zero-time-dilemma
http://opencritic.com/game/2810/zero-time-dilemma
perfect finale to a perfect trilogy
>5 critics
>>342541816
I hope it's better than VLR and it's not just easy to impress reviewers
Fortunately I have enough money because today isJunpay Day
Not a good way to start a thread with Metacritic scores but sure
>>342543635
what do you mean?
Can I jump into Zero Time Dilemma if it's my first game or am I fucked?
>>342543809
You can but you really shouldn't
>>342543708
A green rectangle may attract dumb phoneposters shitposting about whatever.
>>342543809
No, literally every review tells you to play the other two games first.
>>342543809
You can but you won't be as invested. At LEAST play VLR.
>>342543809
absolutely not, no
play the games in order
>>342543809
Honestly you might have a little fun, but some things will be lost on you. I HIGHLY recommend playing 999 and VLR before ZTD. Also were at that point where we don't tag 999 and VLR spoilers so I would leave while you have the chance.
>>342543635
>>342543886
at this point I'd take anything over idiots linking to strings of past threads and slapping "X edition" in the subject
Place your bets.
Who goes where?
Guys its happening !!!!!
I played both 999 and VLR, but the exact plot points are really fuzzy. I feel like I might miss out on something going straight into ZTD. Will I be fine?
>>342543809
Every time someone goes into a thread about a game series and asks if they HAVE to play all of the games in the series as though it's some horrible obligation, I wonder why they're so fucking retarded
Hey faggot naysayers look what my friend just brought to my doorstep afterwork
>>342544097
Perfectionist: Sigma
Giver: Eric
Performer: Junpei
Romantic: Mira
Observer: Q
Skeptic: Phi
Epicure: Akane
Protector: Carlos
Mediator: Diana
>>342544397
Pick ally anon, please.
>>342544397
C-could this be..?
>>342544397
bullshit
>>342544397
A bag? Maybe take the game OUT of the bag?
DAMN REVIEWERS
STOP BULLSHITTING ME
WHERE IS MY CIA
Hey guys, I think Amazon made a mistake. Looks like I got it a little early ;)
>>342544714
He has ZTD in the bag, because until observed the bag contains every game simultaneously.
>>342544239
real? Come on now...
>>342544981
HOLY SHIT
>>342544997
You fucker.
>>342544997
I want an Akane nendo aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAH
Go ahead, leak.
all i want is the US title key, game id, and seed. is that so much to ask for?
Lol jk its not the game
>>342545408
I am shocked, sir, shocked!
>>342545408
DAMN BRAT
>>342545259
Are you leaking?
Don't be a pussy. show us some DECISIONS
Not the aftermath, but at least SOMETHING!
>>342545504
Nah bro, I just ripped these from a review.
I appreciate your enthusiasm though. B)If I were a leaker I'd probably just leak out some of the more interesting death scenes just to freak people out without necessarily spoiling anything
>>342544519It's confirmed that he actually wasn't kidnapped. The kidnapping was done to trigger his timeline jumping ability and happens before ZTD.
The sad thing is I would've bought this game but you decided to do PC, so I will pirate it for 3DS and PC where I see fit. Shame. If ur going to support platforms that are going to kill consoles industry, I will just allow myself to quickly fasten the process so you reach ur resolution. Such a shame, such a fate.
>>342546014
I know you're happy about the results, I am too, but c'mon dude that's just fucking annoying
So is it actually better VLR?
I didnt HATE VLR, but...it did have its flaws.
>>342543481
CARLOS YOU DAMN BRAT
>>342544362
They see hype for a new game but aren't hype for the old ones. They want to join anons in the initial hype period for a new game, not play old games.
That's my understanding at least.
>>342546221
i thought the animations in this game looked shitty but then i realized there's nothing uglier than vlr so im hopeful
Question for you guys.
Are you going to pirate the game for PC or 3DS? Which is better?
>>342546221
It's more like VLR than 999.
>>342546221
Even if it's perfect, at leastit's better than Mighty No. 9
>>342546391
I don't know. VLR was rough, but I think the animations were still better-looking than ZTD's.
>>342546420
Bought physical version from US to get the watch, Will buy Digital Day 1 in UK and also buying Steam version.
>>342546420
Give your money to our lord and savior Uchikoshi. You fucking up if you don't.
I'm pirating it on 3DS. Bought on Vita.
>>342546537
Ignore him, it's the same guy from 342545990
>>342546526
Maybe because they only had to program 10 or so animations per character instead of a whole damn movie?
>>342546391
because animations in 999 are sooo good, right?
Any lurking that want to spoil parts to make us even more hype?
LikeIs Snake or Santa in the game
>>342546919
we know the answer to one of them already
>>342547001
THE FUCK?
WHAT?
SOURCE?
WHICH ONE?
>>342543635
There is no good way to start a ze thread apparently
>>342546919Both make physical, visual appearances in the game (ie not just mentioned) but not necessarily in the way you are probably thinking of.
>>342541816
Someone just gave me some juicy info. Apparently whenDid you really just mouse over the black text to see what I wrote? Why the fuck are you doing that this close to the games release. The game could have just been ruined for you you ignorant fuck.
>>342545408
Well it is a great game.
I still hate you
>>342544097
>K
>Helping or supporting fucking anyone.
>>342547350
You can say it's jumpy day edition, just don't link back the the previous fucking threads.
That just kinda screams "LOOK AT ME IM A GENERAL"
Also, to be honest, any thread that doesn't start with Ericposting is a good thread.
>>342547379
>implying I'll believe anything being said on this ruse cruise
>>342546420
>not at least supporting this one game with a purchase
Fucking pathetic
>>342548198
I'll be supporting the game with my purchasein a different timeline :-)
>>342547379
That's some juicy info anon
>>342548134
The only legitimate spoiler's we've gotten so far are...>Eric dies in Q-End-1.
>If you get the correct coin flip the first time in CDQ-End-1, the game ends VERY prematurely
And that's it.
We know about the dolls, akane's puns, phi's sass, and Q team's seriousness, but that's not necessarily spoilers.
We don't need full on naming name spoilers, but to have some spoilers that make us think even more would be nice.
Alright, guys, it's been a while so I refreshed myself on VLR and 999
I really want to know who ? is. I'm betting he's in the body of Q though.
threadly reminder that someone's going to getdissolved
>>342546890
How many times have you posted that?
Well, let's remember VLR as the one game that did actually have some real mouth animations.
>>342546420
I already have CFW set up on my 3ds, so I'll get it then.
Still gotta get through ZTD though. Only got 3 "true" endings. Leaving because spoilers.
>>342548480
"?" is Blick Winkel.
Uchi's said this on Twitter. It's not a mystery at all.
He literally meant the player will go back to the ZTD timeline and watch the events from the eyes of the protagonist(s), whichever they may be.
Not that "?" is actually a character.
ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON HOPE
http://www.3dsiso.com/cia-downloads/272362-zero-escape-3-zero-time-dilemma.html
ONLY SPOILERS FROM NOW ON
GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT, LADS
>>342548480
>I really want to know who ? is
(you)
>>342548480
I thought it was really obvious it was meant to be the player.
>However, you have the option to change them on the fly, so if you like one team’s Japanese VAs more than their English VAs (or vice versa) it’s just a button press away."
FUCK YES, ENGLISH Q TEAM ALL THE WAY
>>342548797
> Memeing this hard.
:^)
>>342548797
(You)
>>342548480
https://twitter.com/uchikoshi/status/270796452878499840
? is the player.
When she said "Kyle's going back to your body", what was meant was that Kyle's going back to the body of one of the protagonists we'll be playing.
Which is why everyone thinks Q is Kyle, at least in some timelines.
>>342548480
Isn't there a spoiler that Dianahas a child
>Pic related
>>342549231
But none of the protagonists are the player. I'm not a damn brat.
>>342546890
Yes.
Are you that idiot on Youtube who keeps going on about how 3D is the wave of the future?
3ds or vita, i have no gaming pc
>>342548797
Are you this desperate for (You)s? I just don't understand what goes in your minds when you do this, but I'll never understand people from Chile.
>>342549532
Kill yourself.
999 sprites are mediocre as fuck, even for DS standards.
>>342548490
My money's on Diana.
>>342549590
Almost every chilean I know is starved for attention
must be in their blood
>>342549590
If they are that desparate, than you just played into it.
>>342549590
› Chile
Csm xD
>>342548490
Which review said THAT?
>>342549590
Fuck off australian poster
or in your language
piss off ya bloody cunt mate shindigger bbq
>>342549891
On twitter, someone who played the game said people will die of strangulation, explotion, dissolved and burned alive by their loved ones
>>342545408
Great taste in games
>>342549648
> Someone actually believes this.
> Being this mad.
I'll take that as a yes.
...Anyone else suspecting that Carlos is actuallyKyle, or houses his consciousness in one way or another? I don't know, I'm just getting a bad feeling about it.
>>342549891
http://www.gamespew.com/2016/06/zero-time-dilemma-review/
it spells out the result of you correctly guessing the coin flip, so if you just want to read the relevant part, here:Characters will be shot, stabbed, strangled, eviscerated, dissolved, decapitated, burned alive, and blown up quite graphically, often by people they care about.
>>342545408
> I want the artbook
> Not enough money to spare
Life is simply unfair.
>metric scores only matter when it's good about a game i like
Fuck off
>>342550154
>being this wrong
Sure, sure. Binary mouth animations sure are good.
>>342550129
>strangulation
Carlos is going to choke thanks to Junpei's 18 INCH DICK
>dissolved
Probably someone from Team Q, since none of the others seem like they have any acid in their surroundings
>burned alive
Phi. Literally the first trailer we ever saw.
>explotion
>explotion
>plotion
nigger you feeling aight?
>>342548985
DAMN
>>342550228
My guess is thatQ either houses the consciousness of Kyle, or the player, depending on which ending you are on.
>>342550410
Junpei pls, your jap micropenis is nothing to be ashamed of compared to the thick bitchbreaker of an alpha like Carlos.
>>342550410
Nope, just filthy mobilefag
strangulation is definitely Q
>>342543809
If you play ZTD without playing 999 and VLR you're literally retarded.
>>342550516Anon, the player is not going to be a "conciousness" in these games.
Uchi has already said that he had that last little bit in the end of VLR as a cheeky way of saying "Play the next game to find out more"
>>342550495
BRAT
>>342550670
STOP
>>342550610
>alpha like Carlos
bitch, PLEASE
you ain't got nuthin
>>342541816
Wow, a bunch of gender studies grads giving their opinions about lowest tier of literature
Why I'd never
No
Wooow
Some of you guys are alright
Don't come to the thread tomorrow
>>342550360
> Clover's uncanny valley face is better
>>342550315
Exactly. In as much as I love the series, I find it funny how some anons here either (1) listen to what "critics" have to say, when literally anyone can be a "journalist" with the right connections or as you've pointed out, (2) only give "critics" credit for a game that they like to further validate their opinions.
>>342550828
W-what?
Anon you wouldn't do something you'd regret would you?
>>342550817
There, there.
>>342550817
>>342550817
Please tell me you didn't come from /lit/
>>342541816
I'm BTFO!!!
Finishing Virtue's Last Reward to play this shit ASAP!!!
>>342550908
Duh, humans are incredibly fallacious. Plus it's all in good fun and most people are genuinely curious what people feel about the game. It's not like this justifies or motivates their purchase, of course they have it pre-ordered or ready to bigguy4u. It's just fun to see how the reception is outside of the fans.
>>342550315
Let me guess.
Witcherfag?
>>342550908
>I don't like that other people enjoyed the game
Fuck off.
Seriously. This isn't us caring about "critics".
Most, if not all of the reviewers so far, are fans of the series. We want to know if other fans of the series are liking it, and if it's as good as the previous games.
>So play it yourself
Well, we would, but it's not fucking out yet.
In the meantime, we want to see what we're getting into, and as it turns out, most fans of the series that HAVE played it like it, a lot, so in turn most of us are looking forward to it and are pre-ordering it instead of just going to grab it eventually.
>>342541816
>all these threads
>people not in spoiler bunkers
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU NEED TO GE-
>>342551072
fuck off black rabbit
the only rabbit for these threads is Zero III
>>342549231
But there should be a physical body or it won't make sense. That's what I want to know
>>342547803
>GENERAL
Why is this such a huge issue?
>>342551065
Thankfully /lit/ mentions visual novels as a sideshow in a rare shitposting thread or two
You people would watch Indian melodramas and discuss them as high art if they came on handheld
>>342551158
OH GOD, THE UCHI-COOCHIE GOT TO HIM
P A N I C
A
N
I
C
STEAM LEAK WHEN?
>>342551158
The only real thing that's been spoiled via reviews is CDQ-End #1.
The only real thing that's been spoiled via these threads is Q-End #1.
Aksys fucking HATES getting their games spoiled, so these threads are probably safe until the 27th. Especially with the fact that Aksys supposedly put up a HUGE fine for any store that breaks release date on this game.
>>342551143
Actually most of them are not fans of the series, for them to pull out scores well above 8 for a game in such a tight budget, wacky animation and schedule is incredible to say the least.
>>342550815
All Sigma has is a fake robotic meme dick.
>>342551397
Isn't there that one store in New York that's selling copies now?
>>342551235
Anon, "?" is Blick Winkel.
That means "perspective" in German.
Uchi is saying that Kyle's going back to the ZTD site and we'll be playing from his perspective.
The body that he goes into will be a perspective we play from.
Hence why he confirmed that we're going to be playing from Kyle's point of view at some points.
>>342551305
I know this is bait but fuck /lit/ is one of the worst boards in this crappy site
>>342551539
Nope, they just have an automated system to tweet out when they get games in.
Aksys's fine is apparently 10,000 per game sold pre-street date. I sure as FUCK wouldn't break that for anything.
>>342551419
In all the reviews I've seen, the reviewers have said that they were fans of the previous games in the series.
>>342551419
>most of them are not fans of the series
Did you actually read any review?
Nearly all of them say, straight up, that they're fans of the previous games.
>>342550741
BULLSHITTING
>>342551745
Not all of them
But I'd rather trust diehard fans of series reviewing the franchise, they're really fucking petty when it comes to those kind of things so I'm glad they liked it.
>>342551419
Most of the reviewers have already reviewed the previous games highly, and they almost all specifically mention to play the previous games as well.
I'd say it's safe to say they're fans.
>>342551143
>Seriously. This isn't us caring about "critics".
If none of you actually care about the reviews, then why was there so much outrage here when some reviewers saw some negative things about the game (e.g. too gory, doesn't solve all plot points/leaves things up to the imagination of the player)?
>So play it yourself
And where the fuck did I say this? I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy that some people have when it comes to reviewers. What's the point of discussing if all threads about ZTD are all muh echo chamber shit?
>>342551916
(YOU)
>>342551648
No it's not, barely any shills there because you niggers can't read so it goes under the radar
lol
thanks for that keep having these threads
/v/ is like a containment shilling board for the past 2 years
even though this isn't shilling, just complete lack of taste
you niggers never read a book.
>>342551741
How is Aksys keeping an eye on this? I know a store who is possibly putting the game out on Monday
>>342551613
I think what confuses me is Akane said that ? is an uncontrollable variable that's needed to complete the project, and that he's going back in the past to do that.
I get that he's the player, but that suggests that he's also a tangible character in the game.
I guess I'm just not satisfied with a glorified "And also thanks to you the player" here.
>>342551419
>>342551947
>wacky animation
A lot, if not all, of the reviewers mentioned that the animation is wacky and off-putting, but that it ultimately doesn't matter or detract from the rest of the game.
>>342551143
>metric gives shit score
>hur dur they don't know what they're talking about just ignore there bs as usual
>metric give good score
>based as fuck
Where your double standards at?
Reminder that if you only have a 3DS you better get the Steam version, cause it's completely broken.
>>342551741
>>342551741
Ah, got it. Still, they seem to be one of the lucky few retailers that's actually received the game at all. I know Gamestop's looking hella delayed, and I'm hoping Amazon doesn't go the same way.
>>342552026
You say that yet you post as if you were a monkey that escaped from /lit/ to shit on a superior medium. (You).
>>342552210
>gaming is superior medium to literature
>>342552012
>then why was there so much outrage here when some reviewers saw some negative things about the game (e.g. too gory, doesn't solve all plot points/leaves things up to the imagination of the player)
See, now I know you're trolling.
>too gory
That was one reviewer, and only about 5 posts here even talked about it. No one really cared, though most people found it odd that the reviewer docked points for that when the series started with someone being blown up in a hallway.
>doesn't solve all plot points
No one's said this. Absolutely no one. There's a few that said that there's POTENTIAL for a 4th game, but all the reviewers said that ZTD wraps everything up nicely.
>>342552178
I'm actually really glad I sold my underused 3DS when I heard there was a steam version. The only reason I was holding onto it was Zero Escape 3.
>>342550658
I dunno man, I have a personal theory thatBrother is zero and has constructed a game including a number of random chances, so that he can trap the consciousness of the player. By ensuring that the player can only reach a certain outcome by sheer luck (I heard one of the decision games involves rolling a 1 three times in a row) he can guarantee that the conciousness of the player reaches a certain outcome.
>>342552132
Where's the shit score for this game?
Or are you talking about some other game, that has literally nothing to do with this thread?
Go make another thread if you want to bitch about /v/'s retarded "culture".
>>342552178
>but m-muh atmospheric shading and lighting!Getting Steam version, but ready if 3DS version leaks at all.
>>342552319
Not my problem most """renowned""" literature authors don't bother for much better alternatives with all easy tools at their disposal
Zero Escape might not have """enlightening" and """life changing""" narrative but it's more enjoyable because it knows how to exploit the best out of its medium.
>>342552509
I'm talking about metric scores in general retard.
CHOOSE YOUR JUMPY
I GOT JUNPEIS FOR JUNDAYS
>>342552026
> Posturing this much
> on fucking 4chan of all places
>>342552132
The worst score for this game so far is a 7. The reviewer STILL recommends we purchase the game.
What shit score are you talking about?
>>342543809
It's like watching Return of the Jedi first
there's no point. No point at all.
>>342543809
dont cuck yourself. just play or watch 999 and vlr first and then go into ZTD
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bagyg36hg5xi5ad/SUDOKIDOKI-1.0-all.zip
Here play this (actually not good) dating sim about zero escape while you wait for ZTDmods plz don't ban me I promise its not a virus
>>342552660
lel
>>342552645
Then fuck off and make your own thread dipshit.
That has absolutely NOTHING to do with this game or it's scores.
>Hey these guys are praising ZTD for it's good meta scores
>But wait a second, these other guys are bashing meta for giving Star Fox bad scores
>BETTER GO CALL THOSE ZTD GUYS OUT
I know you have literally nothing better to do, but really?
>>342552539
nigger choose your adventure novels are centuries old, it was the lowest form of lit, lower than chapbooks even then.
>>342552660
Oh god I'm fucking dead
>>342552837
is this the thing i saw in the ze tag on tumblr earlier?
>Playstation Insider
>http://playstationinsider.com/2016/06/zero-escape-zero-time-dilemma-review-vita/
>10/10
>We Got This Covered
>http://wegotthiscovered.com/gaming/zero-time-dilemma-review/
>5 Stars / 5 Stars
>Destructoid
>https://www.destructoid.com/review-zero-time-dilemma-370574.phtml
>9.5/10
>Nintendo World Report
>http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/review/42908/zero-time-dilemma-3ds-review
>7.5/10
>Sycoraxic98
>https://twitter.com/Sycoraxic98/status/745829114238500864
>https://twitter.com/Sycoraxic98/status/745837220259594240
>7/10
>Nintendo Everything
>http://nintendoeverything.com/review-zero-time-dilemma/
>recommended
>Nerdmuch
>http://www.nerdmuch.com/games/26409/zero-time-dilemma-review/
>recommended
>BitShiftTV Reviews
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP9Oja5atE8&feature=youtu.be [Embed]
>recommended
Japanese Reviewers (aka WE HATE DIFFICULT GAMES: THE NATIONALITY)
>Dengeki Playstation
>85/85/80/85
>Famitsu
>8/8/8/8
NOTHING BUT GOOD REVIEWS BOYS, GET HYPE
>>342552928
Zero escape is not a fucking choose your adventure novel
Please try harder
>>342552928
I'll be honest, this isn't a choose your own adventure novel.
This is more similar to Memento if anything.
>>342553069
I posted the updated version of it before
Mods don't like it, so they delete it.
Not sure why, but
>>342553074
>>342553087
you're right, choose your adventure nowers have numerous failstates, this is railroaded to an even simpler result.
>>342552928
Live is a choose your own adventure game.
There's this weebshit game on 3DS about escaping rooms and stuff. It's pretty okay.
Parascientific Escape.
Pirate it if you want to wait until ZTD
>>342552928
Shouldn't you be applying to Mensa or something?
>4 days remaining
>It's Clover Day
Hope, Faith, Love and Luck to you, anons.
>>342553216
>Good literature has to have failstates
Anon, are you ok?
>>342553216
At least have the decency to play the games before shitting on them
Or if you're baiting, you're pretty good at it because you got me hard.
That's all.
>>342553249
How long is it?
>>342541816
>preordered special watch edition last July
>Game releases in five days
>Still no update on Amazon for when the game is going to be delivered
I'm legit worried that it won't show up until a few days after the game releases.
>>342553435
>>342553435
25-30 hours.
>>342553249
>Parascientific Escape.
pirating now, good find anon
>>342553249
Dunno, 5 hours?
Gonna pirate this day one, visual novels dont deserve money.
>>342553327How's Clover going to react when she wakes up and finds out her brother's Brother?
>>342553590
>>342553216
Please go shitpost in one of the #FE threads, and leave your shitposting out of ZE threads.
>>342553435
~15 hours if you're fast.
>>342553590
Yeah, fight da powah!
>>342553590
Jesus just leave already
>>342553435
About 3 hours?
>>342553759
>pls dont bully, my fragile emo sensibilities are only capable of handling a hugbox
>>>/reddit/
>>342553435
8 hours long.
Not too bad. Probably a bit longer if you go for 100%, but a little shorter if you're a faster reader than me.
>>342546919We know Snake is in the game because Uchi said so. We know Santa is in the game because Phi is in the game
https://clay.io/game/die
Reposting from an earlier thread. Play this game if you are waiting for ZTD. Its pretty good.
>>342548134
It's Junpei day, the ruse cruise was yesterday.
>>342553841
ORDER UP!
One (You), with a bait meme on the side.
>>342550263It all begins with a coin flip; guess correctly and Zero immediately releases you. Roll credits. Ending unlocked.
10 minute game confirmed
>>342553965
>https://clay.io/game/die
OH FUCK
I REMEMBER THIS GAME FROM Newgrounds
it's pretty damn cool actually
definitely scratches the zero escape itch
thanks anon, replaying cause I haven't seen this in years
>>342553841
> I'm proud to be obnoxious and unlikeable
>>> /basement/
>>342553841
A regular one is too much for you, so have a lowercase (you) instead
Don't spend it all in one place
Where to watch 999 and VLR?
I played, but didn't complete them.
FUCK IT HELLO FELLOW COOL KIDS WHO IS ZERO GIVE ME ALL THE SPOILERS
>>342554632
YouTube?
>>342554690
I mean like a solid place to gooo
GO CHECK FREESHOP
HOLY SHIT GUYS .cia LEAKED
>>342554672Light is Zero.Turns out, Zero's also Brother.Akane's Left
>>342554896
wut
Doesn't freeshop only work with the title keys you give it?
The bright side about these threads are that there as so many fake spoilers that if I stumble upon the real ones, I probably won't believe it.
Anyways,
Who "Not yet shipped" here?
>>342553965
This is pretty cool. Satisfying my cravingsFor now
>>342554896
ZERO?
>the game is out for purchase (in new york) RIGHT NOW
>still no leak
why is this allowed
Reminder that Mirahas Cure
>>342555325
>$10000 per game sold before release date.
>>342555325
It's not actually out for purchase, the twitter account tweets when they get games, not when they're for sale.
>>342555325
New York always pulls this shit. Some random corner breaks street date and sells copies for $500
>>342555325
It's not out for purchase.
New York's store only has it in stock - their twitter's automated and linked with their inventory system.
Aksys has a hefty fine for someone who breaks street date.
>>342555197
I don't even have a delivery date yet, fuck.
>go to nintendo world next week
>get in line
>first 9 people get let in
>doors lock behind them
>zero shows up in front of them
>"let's play a game, shall we?"
>>342555526
MIRA. MIRA IS MY ANGEL
>>342555325
literally a $10,000 fine per sale that breaks street date
I don't think ANYONE would break that
>>342555575
>you will never be kidnapped and forced to play an escape game with your life on the line
>>342555387
>>342555458
Every fucking company has a fine for breaking street date, do you think that stops mom 'n' pop shops from selling early?
HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT FUCK YOU UCHIKOSHI
AKANE CONFESSES TO JUNPEI, KISSES HIM, AND THEN PULLS YET ANOTHER DISAPPEARING ACT, AND THE POST CREDITS SCENE IS HIM AND "NOT-QUARK" Q GOING OFF TO TRY TO FIND HER.
THAT'S THE FUCKING SEQUEL HOOK. AKANE DISAPPEARS AGAIN AND JUNPEI AND QUARK GO AFTER HER.
>>342555590
DAMN
>>342555575
>Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
>make a quick quip at Jed "DOAX3 is super offensive gaiz" Whitaker in the comments of the Destructoid review
>only come back to look at it now
>tied for highest-rated comment
im confuse pls help
it's not like it was even a good quip either
>>342554896
>If I take your mask off, will you die?
>It would be extremely unfair
>>342555724
FUCKING SHIT
>>342555575
> strapped to a table
> giant Mario statue hangs above you
> You are at the mercy of the people behind the glass
> They COULD save you or risk getting themselves killed
TIME TO DECIDE
>>342555745
BRAT
>>342555724
>Implying Uchi would write this slice of life nonsense
>>342555458
No, they will sell it to you.
Theyre just wont give you a traceable receipt.
>>342555836
>we need 6 keys to open the NX door
>>342555812
>You're a pretty puzzling guy
>>342555823
STOP BULLBRATTING ME
>>342543481
Damn Carlos that's so clever I ain't even mad
>>342544397
>J&L
What a fucking small world, my fellow new jew city fag. They got a good amount of weebshit and I love it. Haven't been there in in a while though.
>>342555670
Generally, yes.
And most fines are about $500. Aksys stepped it right up.
>>342555882
Aksys keeps track of where their items are shipped to, and an "untraceable receipt" would mean Aksys doesn't get the money for their sale, which would actually just be straight up fraud.
>>342555773
Is this the same guy who bought his own copy to get offended by?
>Full playthroughts are already on Youtube
What the fuck Uchi, i deserve the first night with this game, not these journos who trashed 2 previous games. You betrayed us!
>>342543809
Dude. You get to go experience 999 for the first time you lucky bastard.
The fuck are you doing here??
>>342556158
WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK, I'M OUT OF THIS BITCH
>>342556158
stfu
>>342556069
>aksys doesn't get money for their sale.
I was under the impression that the store buys copies of the game from aksys and then sells it, not gives aksys kickback for every copy sold.
>>342556069
By traceable receipt i meant they dont give you a receipt. It was due to an incident where people went out of their way to brag about where they got their game.
I would know that odin sphere bag i posted actually had guilty gear revelator inside it for the past 3 weeks.(Both games arent actually mines im holding it for my friend). Give them more credit the mom and pop store had been in business for over a decade.
>>342556158
bitch where
Don't say I never did you any favors fellow escapists
https://mega.nz/#!O08lyY7A!1zsrEd_PbLIsbh67S0zu8ZI4mYfjOrH1DPeguW4YLck
>>342556158
>>342555724
that'd make quark like 30-40 years old in vlr. at least try with these, anon
>>342556896
>64mb
>>342556982
If Quarkhas Cureit makes perfect sense
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