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ITT top tier user names.
Walkintalkinstevenhawkin
Bruce Jender
Bill Nye the Nazi Spy
Digger Nicks
Shitler
Nigger
>>342498014
COMMANDER_OF_BOOTY
Player 2
HiroshimaHero
Name related
Ur2dads
>>342498014
Why is the shovel a spatula
>>342498938
that is the worst user name so far
prince ali fabulous he ali ababwa
Figger Naggot
Dave.
I hearAnonymousis pretty good on4chan
Fartin' Gary
>>342498938
I am the bone of my spatula
Grease is my body and fire is my blood
I have created over a thousand krabby patties
>>342499304
really?
These names suck.
>>342498538
This one made me chuckle.
>>342498892
Why not Heroshima
>>342498014
thriftydrifter
lIllIlIlIllIIlIl
Hebrewin-Jewin-Moshin
>>342498014Dirty Dan
>Mister Lister the Sister Fister has joined the server
Rektbyme
The name of my rogue in WoW
>>342499713
TOP TIER
O
P
T
I
E
R
Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: the ueser name
Tihsehtmi
>DOGFISTER69
smoothhands
Number One Dad
gregor
>gregor has joined the server
>>342499713
>Lister's Sister the Fister Resistor has joined the server
>>342498938
Those are not slots. That's corrugation. It is used to strengthened the shovel, which you'll need when lifting heavy loads.
Hugh Jass
Barry McCockiner
Gabe Oys
>>342498014
Numb Diggers
rip roarin boogerpenis
>>342498938
>>342500237
I even had a picture ready to go, and didn't upload it.
>TheRealUmaru has joined the game
Digger Nick
>>342498014
Chad
Why are people still reposting the same old boring shit that was around 7 years ago?
>>342498014
Dirty Dan vs. Dirty Dan
That fight was pretty brutal.
>kim jong illest
>walking talking stephen hawking
>the chosen juan
>1pxlcoc
>dildo saggins
>john
Ted Cruzumaki
>>342500589
>saggins
>not faggins
xXx_Sephiroth_xXx
>>342499467
made me smile
CaptainFoxButt
Any username followed by the number 1950 - 2005 are top tier for pubstomping. The edgier the name, the closer to the CURRENT YEAR. The more implicitly sexual, the further the year.
>mrDEATH2002
>OWNAGEvids1999
>MikeTheDemonSlayer2005
>Sniper_Sam_2000
>ChubbyHubby1969
>CaptainFeet1978
>1shot1kill1995
>catgirllover1982
Cream of the crop.
DisabledNamVet
Gabe Horn
>>342500835I unironically had this username in my early internet days
>>342498014
Bilbo Baggins
Balbo Biggins
Bablo Brabbins
Barble Bapkins
Bazmo Bibbins
Bobo Buttins
>>342501048
these are classics tier
>>342499339
Literally a hack who got outfarted live on stage
>>342501048
are you autistic?
Ted Bundy Jnr
>>342501048
>>ChubbyHubby1969
>>CaptainFeet1978
I like it, but I feel like the usage of 1969 cheapens the believability of it, thanks to 69 being an epic meme number on par with 420 and 1337
heliosheath
TubaDude65
The Uncle from T.O.U.C.H.Y
Uncle Touchy's Fun Shack
etc
This guy used to play on a TF2 server I frequented in the past. He'd change it from time to time, typically in a funny fashion.
xXxDarkSepiroth1998xXx
>>342500185
>gehrman joins
Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
Mister Lister the Sister Fister
SPACEBALLS THE USERNAME
>>342501843
>Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
Makes me giggle like a 5 year old every time.
Bilbo Baggin's Dildo O' Shaggin
NoAdamStop
Uncle Goodtouch
Jizz Dragon
Boo Cakey
Gay Penis
>>342502280
>Gay Penisdoes he still make youtube videos?
>nobody has posted HoofHearted yet
fucking retards
>>342498014
TJ """"Henry"""" Yoshi
I use Prince of Welfare
I also like Ralph Nader the Anal Invader
>>342500326
>no Richard Bagge
>>342500185
>Gregor has joined the server
>Gregor: Hi guys! :]
>Big mclargehuge
>adventures of manchild
>Boob, headshit
>nick hog and knucks
I always loved Gay Porn Stuntman
ZummyTheRhino
>playing tf2
>guy named "KeyboardWarrior7" playing sniper
>wearing a gibus and a bronze medal
>he died twice but had almost half of the kills on the server
>at the end of the game he says "storng"
>still admire him to this day
>>342501084
>tfw used xXx_name_xXx screen names, along with .oOnameOo. and stuff of the sort
>tfw the first e-mail I got and used for years was Knight_of_Darkness
>tfw edgy as fuck as a kid and teenager
>>342501084
>>342502921
>tfw wanted to get a unique username
>tfw I thought putting x's in my name was the perfect solution
>>342498014
Ziggaboo22
Imdirtydan
Bolbi Stroganovsky
>Changing your screen name
>Ever
>That one spaztastic memelord that changes his name every day
>Those faggots that change their name to Faggot-AFK or any other 'status' for their screen name
SPACEBALLS THE USERNAME
>>342503283
>that one fuck on your friend's list that changes his name and profile picture every fucking day
I could give him an alias but I'm lazy.
>>342500237
That's why your moms face has them?
>>342503416
I just delete them
>>342502921
Hey Jonothan, just wanted to say you're a faggot
I was always a fan of this one guy I saw named The Rooster Goes Bukkake
>Bored one day and changed name to MikeBot
>Shitters start whining for someone to turn the difficulty on the bots down
>>342503283
>>342503416
>tfw I keep the name but the profile pic changes frequently enough
I just can't find something I like for too long for some reason.
>>342502408
he now goes by the name OLDSACKS
>>342500043
>image
>filename
Top kek
Crinbus
Stringus
Blumbis
Scrungy Chungis
Mr. Morning Hands
Crontupisto
Scroty Wontusis
Costanza
KillMeIfYoureGay
>Dave has joined the game
>>342498014
Big Nick Diggers usually ends up with an automatic boot from CS servers
Tayne
Bick and Dalls
>>342500237
>>342500421
but you can clearly see through them
>>342504464
Only with a profile picture of him.
>>342504031
>This faggot that thinks he's hot shit by trying to circumvent profanity filters with his name
You're such a faggot.
I've always been fond of little misspellings that tip people over the edge.
Examples:
Pepperoni Pizzais
Fryie Day Nieht
Blue Jeens
Stean Engine
Goggle Chrone
Vapmire Bats
Gebe Newell
Port-o-poty
Aligatar Crocodile
Pottato Sack
Thier here
Your wrong
I'm like You're name
Seinfield
Add a avatar that looks like this and you're good to go!
Bucking Fastard
>>342498014
I always go by suicidal Orphan
>>342504464
Now Tayne I an get into.
>>342504464
insert joke about ERP faggots asking for nudes
>>342504801
>Goggle Chrone
>Seinfield
>>342501843
I prefer Lister's Sister: Fister Resistor
Jake from State Farm
The ones that i really like are celebrities, seeing the killfeed read something along the lines of
>Fat boy was killed by George Lopez
I always get a good laugh
>>342504801
>Seinfield
>your wrong
>>342503283
I only ever change my screen name to fit the season.
Punpun to Punkin during halloween.
But yeah fuck those people who adds their 'status' to names.
>>342502921
JVLapleAZN55
>>342505662
A guy on my friends list does this.
>>342505089
????
tulslaeh
>>342506010
Is there any way to generate a nude... tayne?
>>342504801
I used to always do this with naming myself 'The Berenstein Bears'
>Implying the two best screen names aren't "Live from New York its SATURDAY NIGHT" or "Smile, You're on Candid Camera"
>>342498014
meme cream
xbox shut off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuGDhZorlQ0
>>342506056
whenever I play a healer in an MMO I try that name out first
I'm a pretty raging faggot tho so eh
>>342506619
>90% of those are prepubescent shitters
Jesus christ I'm so happy I don't bother with CoD or xbox.
>>342500326Get off /v/ Smooth Funky Toast
>>342504801
this is literally triggering me.
>>342498014
this is literally darksoulspvp.jpg
xXxDarKClouDxXx
kingpeepee
>>342507325
>>90% of those are prepubescent shitters
just like most of /v/ who is loves xbox
>>342508762
> >>90%
>who is loves xbox
Cuntpunter
Bumcum
Assfascist
>>342502617
>gregor
>communicating with casuals
no
feelthebern
>>342500729
>dog_holding_chicken_nugget.png
>>342499440
Nice anime reference faggot
Kys
>>342502921
>first email wash mushrizoom@____.com
i don't even know why
>>342503542
how?????
>>342509378
>Kys
Kill yourself.
>>342509378
This guy.
>>342509378
You mean kiss?
Big Tony Macaroni
>>342503884
>Strinkaringus
>Gregory Tingus
>>342504801
I have seen all of these at least once.
>Rouge
>Theif
>Deamon
>Vampyre
>Griffon
>Amoure
>Skelleton
>Acult
>Maryjuana
>Ornstien
>psycopath
>>342500043
BRIEFS
>>342498538
I added someone on steam with that name on garry's mod
>>342510413
Thank you for those, Im going to save them for the right time
>>342510339
Superior jej
>>342509212
but this is Gregor not gregor
>>342509378
It's a visual novel you fucking mong.
My Team:
>Me
>xXx_Sephir0th_xXx
>cowboy948
>noob04
>Pussy_Slayer
>Griefer
Their Team:
>gregor
>son of gregor
>father of gregor
>brother of gregor
>mother of gregor
>sam
>Old Dan Tucker has joined the server
>Frying pan has joined the server
>>342512715
I'm not afraid of gregor, but you don't fuck with sam.
Microshaft Sam
>>342500236
>>342498014
Nihilistic Offender
Cumdragon
>>342510339
Always makes me kek
King Kong's King Dong
ITT: white people try to be funny
>>342498014
>Ben Dover
and yesterday
>O-Oniichan that's too big
>>342500326
Phillip McHunt
>>342514520
Had this saved for ages. Was just about to post it.
>>342498014
>Changing your Steam name frequently
Just why
I've had the same name for about a year now, and before I would only change it to meme with my friends
I don't think I'll change my name any time soon either.
Maybe change it when a band I like's new album drops, seeing how I've got a couple friends who like them too.
really puts in to perspective how young this board is
>>342514520
>Only a couple of these are somewhat clever, 95% of them are just swear phrases with letters swapped
SO FUNNY GUYS NIGGERS DICK SUCKER AMIRITE
>>342514939
ayyyy smfh bruh 100 100 lmao
Garden Foreman
>morgan freeman the seman deman
>cum kuwait
>todd 'the rodd' howard
>pooper priest
>popehole
>Jenifer Jenkem
>cum conductor
>lord asstings
>bethpizda
>tweedlord bonereater
>ass wizard
>twink dink
>heeb weeb
In order of skill
Racist names > edgy names >sexual names > Name with last two digits of birth year > party drug names > anime names > weed names
Dave
>>342514520
>Terminally Chill
Uncle Muscles
Nigger Jim
Boba Fetish
Puff the Magic Dragonborn
Spruce Springsteen (for druids)
Jeff
Tudd the Tardarian
Some names my friends and I have used
FrankTheTank
of course he plays DPS
You were killed by
>>342499032
I choked on my sandwich.
>>342503283
I used to do this a few years ago. Finally quit and stuck with one steam name. My "This user has also played as:" is embarrassing as fuck and there's nothing I can do to get rid of it
>>342514939
>ITT: white people try to be funny
well then my non-white friend, why don't you show us some of your "person of color" jokes?
>>342516535
>My "This user has also played as:" is embarrassing as fuck and there's nothing I can do to get rid of it
That's ok man, no one cares enough to look at it anyway
>>342514939
when bae finna smash but the squad finna get turnt and you call yo side chick and say it's lit come through but she ratchet 100 100 smash that mf like button
>>342516535
>tfw in the exact same boat
>tfw one of the names is pretty memetastic
>>342514939
If you don't like our humor, then stop using our inventions (which is almost literally everything)
Notorious D.L.C.
The Han Solo Zest Machine
Handlebear
>WoW: Cataclysm
>Encounter tauren named "Cattleclysm'
>>342498938
its a snow shovel
Cotton Eye Joe
Rusty Shackleford
Cia Bigguoy
>>342517540
But what about peanut butter and the pencil sharpener?
>>342516106
>you were killed by yourself
Big goy for jew
Big Eye 4U
>>342516535
For some fucking reason my "This user played as" includes, among like three other very normal names, "IshipyouwithmyOC", and I have no fucking idea where that is from. I barely play any multiplayer games on steam. I played like TF2 about five years ago and that's it.
i guess ill post some ive seen in rocket league
>>342518524
>peanut butter
Nope, white man from Quebec
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcellus_Gilmore_Edson
>pencil sharpener
Use a knife
>>342512715
>sam
>>342504801
This is brilliant
Would definitely use if I was a faggot who switched his name all the time
>>342510413
Rouge is valid though, it's red in French
>>342498938
Spongebob is a fry cook and works with spatulas all day.
The Hash Slinging Stasher
do not steal
>ctrl+f
>yours isn't here
feels bad man
pigskin
>>342519389
i think this one of those default names xbox live gives you
>tfw you will never be the Gregor of your favorite mp game
>>342519829
>tfw just average at games
>Pretty good at brand spanking new games or in the lower ranks
>Just average once the game develops or starting to rank up
>>342498014
I name all of my accounts "THE MAN".
>>342503509
oh lord
>>342520063
>this fucking feeling.
>You will always be slightly above average.
>>342520669
>>342520063
put in more work if you really want to get good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>Eric has joined the game
It's the people with the normal names that get you
>>342520669
Better situation than with me and Pokemon. I really like the battle system and all that jazz, but I suck ass at team building and don't dedicate any time to really learning the meta, I just sometimes watch some youtube battles while falling asleep. I just beat up some fags on rock bottom of the ladder and go up to an elo of like 1200 or so and then just stop.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>Bill Clinton has joined the server
>tfw have had the same username for everything since 2005
Post the FIRST username you remember
>Xbox Live GT for Halo 2
>Legocar45
>Legocar is still my email for Windows and xbox
>>342523536
JustSomeDude
>>342499816
You're from this millennium aren't ya?
>>342523536
mechasonic
>>342498014
Yolo Swaggins
gregor
xXxSephirothKilla420xXx
Bill Wilson
Big Guy
ayy_lmao69
>>342503283
I change my name monthly, I have like 20-ish people that I talk to online on a regular basis and they all call me different things.
>>342516535
there's always a way lad
nuck figgers
gas the kikes/jews (with special leters to avoid filters)
cookie monster rawr :3
ray gold
KingDongRises
>>342523624
Quite similar to my RandomBloke. Unfortunately mine got misunderstood for LOL SO RANDUMB.it hurts
>>342505480
ï½¢WHAT'S THE DEALï½£
>>342516106
It's been so long since I've played one of those games.
The best one I ever saw was You were killed by: a toothpick in your butt
>>342529832
I don't get it
Rumpleforeskin
>>342499467
kek
dixoncyder
Y2KDuelSword666
>I actually had a friend with that name on Xbox live
>>342518980
Yes, but when retards use 'rouge' they never mean the color or the makeup.
I like to imagine all edgy rogues wearing bright red because of this.
>>342498014
Toddpiece.
>>342500326
>Mike Hawk
>Mike Litoris
>>342504464
I'm sick of your shit Dan
Champ
I love when a team really puts effort in having coordinated nicknames, like Beavis, And, Butthead
>>342500326
Hugh J. Ness
>>342523536
First one I remember was Spaghetti Lee
Being a rush fan, I got a light chuckle
>>342512715
>Sam
I'll fuck with the entire fellowship before i start shit with Sam
that nigga is 2real 4real
THRILLHO
>>342523536
>n0b0dy on halo
>undeadraccoon on runescape
I was a weird kid
>Back when Minecraft was relevant
>Make name Notch
>Stick in spawn as a useful class such as a medical or engineering class
>People rage and tell me to get out of spawn
>"I'm taking a vacation."
SamWiseTheCumTwice
>>342514939
you again huh?
>>342523536
sorry dude you won't see my old forum posts
crackbone
Stone Cold Steve Autism
>>342535518
>Not Milpool
Crni Kurac
Rambo in Orlando
>>342522741
This.
You faggots need to pick a name and stick with it
>>342523536
>Ein_Eimer_voller_Mölpe (A_Bucket_Full_of_Sludge, "Mölpe" isn't even a real word.)
Wee Fukem Yung
>>342516106
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL
>playing css back in the day
>people with really plain names would come in to servers and destroy everything, ie Red, Yellow, John
>use really simple names since those days
I just use the letter "C" now
>>342542846
C.C I LOVE YOU!
>Squirtin' Beef Curtain
>>342518524
>peabnut bubber
I'll give you that. Invented by spics long before the mericas were discovered. To be fair, they had like a 12,000 year head start on the whole "having access to peanuts" thing.
>Pencil sharpener
Invented by french white guys.
>>342523536
i didnt know how to get java on my computer to run runescape. so i played at my friends house on his account and we made a joint account
CloudAB123yes thats cloud from ff7
>>342523536
REX
was my name for all pokemon games. I fucking loved dinosaurs and remembered taht Rex was latin for king.
>>342498014
I am Dirty Dan
>>342499713
>Mister Goyer the Cunt Destroyer has joined the server
>>342500236
>Mister Lister's Sister's Fister Resistor Transistor
Ironfarts
>Gaylord
>Fartlord
>Lordlord
>Who are you to defy the lords?
>>342548192
My friend was called Edgeduke for a time
My black friend's steam name was lluchihall and I assumed it was a basket ball player named Lluchi Hall.
>>342526405
>tfw whatever name i use what people call me defaults to a single nickname
>nickname i never actually used for a screen name
RyanDunn'sSeatbelt
MichaelSchumacher'sGoPro
RobinWilliams'Belt
Long Dong John
>>342548839
HangingOutWithRobinWilliams
>>342498014
SonOf2Moms
>>342548192
>I am Lordlord
>Lord of Lords
>even a lord bows to me
Wow, how come I never heard of this concept before?
>>342538173
I GOT DEM BRAINDAWGS
>>342548192
Weedlord
Come Honor Face
Vivi
Diabolical Vagina Explosion
Facehugger
Topless
Potluck
HHype
Code Red: DeW
>>342498557
Best one itt
>>342498557
Thats the name I use on EBay.
>SaggyMeatFlaps
>Beefcurtains
>porksword69
>HairySlimeTrench
>SalamiSabre
>BeefBaton
I combined the names of three murderers along with one musician to get my current name
>>342516106
A stillborn
Battlebot Memeboy
sir fancy
AverageGatsby
>ctrl+f
No
>High Impact Sexual Violence
>Nicolas Cage's Flowing Hair
You call yourselves gamers.
>>342500326
I was Hugh G. Rection for a while, then it turned out some YTer had the same name and people either thought I was him or a fanboy.
:Oscopy
It's an occupation and an emoticon.
Combination of two words usually
e.g. Spud+Vodka=spudka.
>>342517540
AIDs
checkmate, whitey
JesusDiedLOL
It made me chuckle to see a pyro taunt with that name.
>>342503283
I used to change it a lot so i can be an epic memer in games. People i have on my steam friends usually call me by my first name.
IH8U
I eat vegans
>:(
MiKKKro$oft Bu$hitler
Booby Booby Bum Bum
>>342500442
Nut
post the username that you actually use right now
>anime dad
>>342534962
>0 kills from the whole team
ListersSisterTheFisterResister
Bloodfart 666
>>342499032
>>342498014
the cock of monte cristo
>>342498014
>Brutal anime death scenes
>Both are still standing
>Not battles
One job
>friend buys CoDWaW on steam
>name is darkvanho
>he fucked up van darkholme that badly
>other friend buys it
>darkervanho
>then darkestvanho
>then darkerestvanho
I have yet to buy it and I probably never will but goddamn if I'm not tenpted from time to time just to become evendarkerestvanho
>mute deaf 9 year old with cancer has joined the server
>"can you please change your name, it's very offensive because my grandma has cancer blah blah blah"
>mute deaf 9 year old with cancer changed name to mute deaf 9 year old without cancer
>mute deaf 9 year old without cancer is kicked
>>342501086Frodo Sagbag
>>342523536
Blaziken_Master_1
I was in middle school and it was neopets, cut me some slack
Bill Nog The Science Dog
poopfeast420
>>342498014
NhoIhoGhoGhoEhoR
Other wise knowm as N*I*G*G*E*R since "ho" is an evil word that needs to be censored.
CubicZorkonium
>>342504464
I'M GONNA NEED A FLARHGUNNSTOW
>>342519389
>Cincinnati Zoo Security
>>342499953
shut thef uck up
>>342512715
>>342513216
>>342518980
>>342535465
>mfw my name is Sam
Dastardly Dan The Dildo Man
>>342517327
tfw first post i laughed at all thread
normie life we in dis
>>342499032
kek
my username
>>342523536
>AOL
TeamRocket(numbers that i can't remember)
>Xbox
Master GM
>animeweedlord420
BrodoFaggins
>York hawke
a bus full of babies
a bus full of puppies
Pope Dewrito the Thirst
Brakeless Rapetrain
I don't know who has
>I don't know who has killed xXx_Shadowfoxfire_xXx
>>342514939
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
dindu nuffins
FINNA WE WUZ
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?
evolves from primate
>>342551272
meat is perfection
>>342514939
This triggers the virgin
>>342556504
>evolves from primate
LOL.
>>342558459
Says the virgin
>>342553420
I am frodo sagbag
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