It tuesday, are we still alive /ctt/?
We are
>this is still a thing
is there any bkub style shit
dont die on me
>>>/tumblr/
>>342232707
I WILL SAVE THIS PATIENT
Reminder to ignore shitposters.
Requesting new ps4 big tits and vita feet pics
>>342232707
>>342232886
If you need to necrobump your thread all the time because only a handful of people are interested then perhaps it's suited better to a different board.
There's already an /aco/ thread, for instance, which is far more suitable for swapping fetish porn of not-Tomoko and friends.
>>342233084
These threads are usually a lot more active.
>>342233084
we are not saving this thing every time. is too early now.
this thread is pretty alive durning day and night.
also some fucking mod is every week deleteting late night threads.
which plnety of people use and are the last one for an entire week.
>>342233167
Could've fooled me. I see them routinely reach 500 posts with ~80 or so IPs, and that includes silly passers-by like myself.
Not bashing your hobby, but threads that are kept alive for the sake of it with requests, blog-posts, and bumps from page 10 aren't really healthy.
I'm just a little disappointed to see threads filled with crap and/or reposts when the threads would last longer and would have less filler elsewhere.
>>342233381
That's bad luck dude. And also another good reason to have a slow-natured thread on a slower board.
But I'll stop interfering now. These threads tend to have enough problems without my meta garbage on top of that.
First for Vita!
>>342233707
I don't know whats tthe damn dproblem with that mod.
we do these treads only one time a week.. only on tuesday.
If the thread dies make another in 3 or 4 hours.
>>342230482
Remember to do what you want.
>>342233948
Don't ask me dude.
If I had to guess it's because the threads look like generals, and the posters act as if they're in a general (e.g. "First for my waifu!", people knowing each other from previous threads, /ctt/, etc.).
You have 3/4 threads in a row, right? Either start making them one at a time, or start having the threads on a board where "NO GENERALS" isn't part of the rules.
>>342234192
Nice man, he knows women anatomy well.
>>342234192
>one in the same
TRASH
>>342234261
whatever, if this thread dies we can just temporarily move to the one on /aco/, it's much easier to keep bumped than the /v/ threads
>>342234192
>Nvidia GPU overheating again
Nice one, anon.
>>342230482
Reporting for duty.
Let's think up some joke scenarios that reference what's going on with video games right now. I was thinking maybe Famicom/NES reacting to one of the current gen consoles playing Mighty No. 9?
>>342234261
>>342233986
Thats because op us a fucking faggot every time. Every week no information about anything. No booru link
>>342234192
Wow anon, you hired a dead man to draw for you?
>>342235120
You see, that's the problem. If these threads start with a bunch of copy-pasted links and an invite to a steam group it looks even MORE like a general.
That's why I've been saying that this style of thread isn't suited to /v/. A cycle of requesting and bumping and off-topic just so the thread doesn't fall off the board just lends itself better to a slower board that doesn't have safeguards against NSFW art and generals.
Just my opinion though. If these kinds of thread are really your style and you don't mind the risk of deletion then by all means stay on /v/.
>>342234945
PS4-tan playing with Beck while NES-tan and Rock look on them fondly.
The punchline is that one of them coments that it's really nice for her to have volunteered to babysit Rock's disabled little cousin.
>>342235507
>steam group
the steam group and discord were a big fucking mistake, the numbskull who started those should be fired into the sun
>>342235787
steamgroups actually been around for a long time
only people ever on it though were shitty ERP faggots
>>342236216
I don't care if the steam group started the threads in the first place, it defeats the purpose of having the threads on an imageboard if the anons in the thread are chatting/roleplaying in the background.
the owner should do everyone a favor and delete it.
>>342235397
Dead peps make best nudes.
>Tuesday
I've been waiting for this.
How's everyone doing?
My cat died :<
I literally can't stop crying
>>342237934
not good
there's a girl in my spanish class who looks cute and a bit nerdy. I want to start talking to her but I'm too shy
>that one guy who starts falseflagging in the thread
>>342238397
Just report and hide.
How about you? How's your week been going?
>>342238312
subscribed
You are huge! That means you have 64 bits!
>>342234192
Bretty good
>>342233084
do you mean this? >>>/aco/562647
oh shit this thread is gold. link to this in the next OP
>>342232889
Where did her hand go?
>>342240616
Cute but depressing.
>>342240976
She didn't need it anymore.
>>342240616
this tastes like -8
>>342242175
It's him.
To the spider wiiu requesting anon.
I tried.
shit i actually have connection in time for this week
gimme a request to do
>>342242879
Farmer 3DS.
>>342242879
Vita gradually starting to become just as cool as PS4 with all the new games releasing for PS4 AND Vita
>>342242879
>>342242879
Thick Genesis
>>342242669
Not spiderfag but nice, pretty much covered all the bases with this.
I tried to do one of those drawing things.
I don't know how i did.
>>342244192
I recommend you take a look at the sticky on /ic/
>>342244192
It's great anon
>>342244192
It's a good sketch
Keep practicing
Who was the faggot tha choose tuesday for these threads?
Its practically the the worst day in the week for everyone.
>>342244349
more like who's the faggot who said this should be once a week.
we should be making these threads more often throughout the week
>>342244349
It goes with the name, 'Console-tan Tuesday.' Like Thick Thursdays, for example.>mfw Tuesday is my Saturday
>>342242669
Noice
>>342244493
But thick thursdays started getting deleted on sight
That doesn't bode well for us
>>342244346
>>342244265
>>342244241
kthnxbrb.
>>342244349
It will pick up closer to american evening with people coming back from work/study
>>342234192
Are you sure he's not you, and you're not advertising your services right now?
>>342239402
/r/nig thick jaguar
>>342244467
Self moderation. These threads used to be all day everyday, then we realized this would be the death of console-tans, due to running out of shit to do, mods being mods, and becoming a general, and made turned it into a once a week thing.
>>342244646
Fuck the mods though. It's not their job to wrangle us to a shitty timeframe then delete us when they're bored.
where is the THICK
>>342244779
>It's not their job to wrangle us to a shitty timeframe
Well they didn't, we did.
>>342232886
I'm dropping to let you know that I understood that reference
>>342244981
If "we" did it, we can undo it
I'm sick of seeing everyone squeezing a week's worth of catching up and conversation into one thread
>>342245141
fuck off did you literally ignore why we did it in the first place
>>342245201
fuck off
I've been meaning to ask...
What sex is 2DS anyway?
I am unsure if it's safe to jackoff to... well, 2DS
>>342245536
girl with feminine penis
>>342245536
Generally portrayed as a girl.
>>342245536
>jacking off to 2DS
>>342245536
Some sort of amorphous blob that assumes human form for convenience.
>>342242274
So where's the porn
>>342245942
>>342245816
>>342245586
>>342245576
Welp
Guess i'll just jack off to something else
post more steam box's box
>>342246261
Try Nvidia Shield.
>>342244083
>>342244832
>>342246303
Less of this kind of post please
>>342244637
Here you go, you degenerate. Huge Jaguar with huge gut
>Ozuma hasn't posted anything in over three weeks
Did he die
Question, why are these threads a thing?
They are everything but videogames, mostly shit fetish factory.
>>342246481
Because they're comfy and an alright place to hang out
>>342246457
kek
Is there any compilation of works collected somewhere? Or some basic info? I'm bad at googling, found only some shitty 9gag reposts and more of the same caliber.
>>342246481
Didn't you contribute to those Save the Princess threads, which had even less to do with video games and revolved around trying to fuck every inanimate object in the OP drawing?
>>342246382
Your waifu is a whore just accept it
>>342246785
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php and >>>/aco/562647
http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
https://youtu.be/WKNOlDtZluU
>>342246847
Funfact: Save the princess threads were originally made to use "vidya" related ways to save/kill her, it was lewdfags ONCE AGAIN who destroyed the concept into making everything "fuckable"
Pic related, it was supposed to be a DarkSouls reference, spoilered for game completition over everything else.
>>342247274
did you draw that?
>>342247324
Of course? Who else would draw me but me?
>>342247478
okay
it's not bad
>>342247274
arent you the faggot who wont stop requesting his shitty oc waifu on drawthreads and act like a total sperg anytime the drawing doesnt match up to your shitty standards?
>>342247514
>he actually liked it
Y-YOU TOO!!either way i got an answer to the question i did, i wont bother you anymore, stay on your "comfy thread
>>342247541
Yes.
Don't respond to the mexican.
>>342246476
yes RIP
did i miss much?
>>342247718
v cute
>>342248243
vita is cute!
>>342246481
Says the tripfag who plagues the drawthreads with your original the character donut Streel? Get a life
Gonna continueif i can find motivation again.
http://i.imgur.com/PiUyXlm.png
>>342248243
You've missedabsolutely nothing
>>342248448
goddamn digger going all out
>>342248448
Very noice
>>342248448
NiceJag.
Decided to say "fuck it" and drew a company-tan. What do you guys think?
>>342246481
Fuck off, Mariel.
>>342248448
noice
>>342248872
How old are you?
>>342248872
it's really good
>>342248448
>PS1 lewds
>>342248418
very, but...i think 2DS is cuter.
>>342248485
o-okay..
>>342248942
It's not that impressive, I know. I'm still a beginner.
>>342248959
Thanks.
>>342249072
Pretty great anon!
>>342246481
As much as I fucking despise you and the shit you do in the drawthreads you're right.
>>342249194
>trying to ruin our comfy
>>>/out/
>>342232972
>Seaofthievesgameplay.png
>>342248485
How does a blank face convey so many different emotions?
It gets funnier every time I read it
anyone else not feeling it this week?
>>342250083
you mean every week?
>>342250083
yeah.i assume a lack of food isnt helping, either.
>>342247224
this is getting lewd too quick
Why is Xbone Tan best girl?
>>342250453
That's pretty much how I've been feeling about tans lately
>>342242669
>that subtle "ara ara" in the WiiU X mouth
kek
>>342250453
>>342250595
I guess the scales have tipped again; time for more cute/funny to balance things out.
>>342250083
I'm not feeling it for a few weeks already. Vidya keeps me sane. And tan threads.
>>342250816
I meant -tans and the -tan threads in general but it's good to hear you like them.
I'm gonna take a break.
No one's making it so i did it myself.
Vita and Pstv
>>342251078
Pretty good anon!
>>342251078
That's cute
>>342251078
Cute.
>>342251078
Nice
>>342251078
not bad!
>>342250732
yes please.
Whoa there are ps1 in the /aco/ thread
Gamecube isunderrated
>>342253524
She's too perfect for most people to handle.
>>342253524
Needs one for the single best gamecube game ever made. Super Smash brothers Melee, for the Nintendo Gamecube.
>>342253651
so her wearing big white gloves?
>>342253738
Dressed as FOX McCLOUD screaming MISHUN COMPREE
>>342253651
Jesus, we're especially dead this week.
>>342255038
Don't worry I'm bumping the thread
>>342255038
Such is life
>>342255038
Everyone killed themselves after that abysmal E3.
>>342255106
if it needs to die, let it die, I think
>>342255106
dont. if it dies it dies.
>>342255182
Pretty much, no need to bump if there's no one around.
>>342255038
Lots of people are just making busy making shit right now. There isn't a whole lot to say when the initial thread drama dies out and people don't have anything completed.
That, and I'm pretty sure it's exam week for a bunch of people. Don't forget about all of the anons who work 9-5, too.
Last week was slow because of E3. This week is slow because people have things to do. I imagine it'll pick up again next week, but don't hold me to that.
>>342255106
No, just migrate to /aco/ for now and we can agree when to make a thread on there.
There's no pressure to bump there anon, threads last for days
I don't have anything worth reading finished this week (sorry for not having that Steam Box-tan fic done), but have some folder downloads instead.
http://pastebin.com/Hyip1iYF
Just for those who need to expand and/or organize their /ctt/ folder.
I'm bored, gib me requests.
>>342256196
THICK
>>342256196
Your favorite tan dressed as the main character from your favorite game.
>>342256196
Anything cute or casual. I need somthing that's not lewd.
>>342256330
Kindly go fuck yourself
>>342256196
Muscular female PC
>>342256196
any of the previous request but add feminine penis
>>342256196
Anything cute involving CD-I
>>342256196
2DS and others riding a merry-go-round.
>>342256053
>(1,049 files, 50 folders)
>>342256271
I can do that, does it have to be corresponding to tan or cross platform?
Get Fit!
>>342256546
No, go wild.
>>342256196
You know how that Sonic cartoon had "Sonic Says" segments, and Sonic would talk about not smoking cigarettes or that being touched without your permission is no good?
Could you replicate that with Genesis in a drawing?
Let's get this shit started
>favorite tan
>favorite game
>favorite food
>biggest fetish
>>342256548
Holy fuck that's really good.
I'm free tonight
Taking 2/3 requests
>>342256624
>vita
>persona 3? Just the first thing that came to mind
>hamburgers easily
>Paizuri
>>342256548
>>342251078
>>342249072
>>342244192
>>342233986
I don't really feel like cleaning any of this.I might fuck it up.
>>342256923
don't worry anon they look great
>>342256795
GBA in a bikini, looking uncomfortable.
>>342256795
Child SNES riding a Yoshi, either an actual Yoshi or one that's on a merry-go-round.
>>342256624
>Ouya / 2DS
>Chrono Trigger / Dragon Quest 8
>Potato related stuff; namely mashed, fries, and tater tots>robots / impregnation
>>342256624
There, I saved the thread
No need to thank me
>>342257359
>saving the thread with garbage
nothing to be proud of
>>342256624
>Vita
>Super Metroid
>PastaHypnosis/mind control
We should have had a second thread by now. Is it because the thread wasn't made at 1 in the morning?
Anyways, it's that time of the week again. Post some requests and I'll try to do them. No lewds please.
>>342244617
n-no a-anon im not roger b-bacon, why do you ask?
>>342257754
It's just been slow lately, namely today and last week.
How about Wii-U juggling her head with some balls while 2DS and 3DS watch in amusement?
>>342257754
PC as Ranger from Quake.
Is there a booru where i can see all these cute images?
>>342258167
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php
>>342258167
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php and >>>/aco/562647
>>342256624
Genesis, SNES, Jaguar
Doom
Pizza, burgers, chickenI dunno which is my favorite/biggest, but either BDSM, humiliation, or futanari.
Dumping zeros e3 stuff
>>342256624
>SNES
>Paper Mario TTYD
>Cuban sandwiches
>Huge differences between partners, like height, personality, experience, etc
>>342258584
I hope he didn't trace that one
>>342256795
Vita with a remote-controlled vibrator stuck in his booty. Either PC or Shield has the remote!
(Just like the Rejuvenate Vita homebrew method)
>>342258872
>his
>>342258647
I didn't
>>342257754
How about PS vita and Wii U trapped in the same genie lamp
Needs more of cute PS4-tan
>>342253651
>>342259060
>hers
phonebattery about to go. If I stop that's why.
>>342259193
Damn Vita, low fucking blow.
>>342259193
ow.
PS4-tan is for lewd
That's all folks.
So does the Xbone S get its own tan or what?
I really really reallly like Xbox-tan. She is so well designed and cute too
Oh that's what you've been doing in these threads all this time. It's all porn.
I get it.
>>342260031
She has to work for it
>>342260031
nope, its just a small Xbone.
meanwhile Scorpio is Xbone with some kinda Scorpion armor or something. kinda like how PS4 is just PS4 with AUGMENTS.NX is secretly Wii-U as a mysterious hero/villain persona.
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF N64 TAN
i forgot it was even tuesday! whoops!
how's everyone doing? played on your vita this week?
>>342260489
>played on your vita this week?
An amazing piece of art done by our very own Psych.
Who knew he was a good writer AND a good artist? Such talent.:^)
>>342260489
>updating your vita
Gonna be my last for now, going to bed.
>>342260489I just picked up a vita brand new. I only have gravity rush.All and all its pretty fun. I plan on getting dangonronpa 2 and cyber sleuth whenever I can. How important is it that I get a memory card and where can I get them cheap?
>>342259885
2DS is for lewd
>>342260632
Whoa man, this is a christian imageboard.
>>342260632
I'm glad you liked it. I put a whole lot of effort into that one for you, dude.
Hey, speaking of, I'm looking forward to that Steambox-tan fic. I know you've been working real hard on that one. Tirelessly toiling day and night to make sure you can get it out to us on time. I really appreciate it.MOD CHIPS ;^)
>>342260673
SD cards are pretty cheap almost everywhere now. Try to get ones from shoddy looking places, those are still in mint condition.
>>342242879
Xbone dragging PC onto a roller coaster
>>342253524
a char gamecube?!
>>342256624
>PS4/Xbone
>AoE 2
>Anything related to pasta and vegetables
>Ayyliens
you have been visited by the comfy
>>342261238
>>342261316
Hola reddit
>>342261316
>you will never be a comfy kitty
Where do I go to find more wii u tan?
>>342261675
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=wii_u
>>342261675
The local graveyard.
http://consoletan.booru.org/
>>342262202
Please don't bully Ms. U.
>>342261562
but you can be comfy anon instead!
jaguar give comfy to you
>>342262356
Sorry anon, blame Nintendo for her being dead.
>Tfw most people probably love the tan more than the console
>>342262630
I think that applies to all the tans. This generation feels particularly impotent.
>>342262630
Still enjoy the Wii U far more than Ps4/Xbone.
Has anyone ever wrote a story of when a console breaks?
Kinda thinking of a broken 3ds right now.
