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Resident Evil VII Thread


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Will we ever find peace in this hell? Is it all really just an elaborate ruse?

>Italofag is dead
>Streamers quickly losing sanity
>Andrefags still going strong
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>>342090329
What
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I prefer the action 4,5,6 than this VR meme "scary"
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I just thought of an idea when driving home from Subway. I hot a steak and cheese on italian herbs and cheese shit was so cash. I also got a large dr pepper. Anyways, what if you go back on the vhs and follow Andre when he splits up? Has anyone tried this?
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After playing every spare moment I have had over the last 4 days and finding no real progress, I'm done. Fuck Capcom.
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>>342090946
This is the first I've heard. May be on to something here.
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>>342090946
Tell me more about the steak and cheese
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I played through the demo several, looked in LITERALLY every fucking corner both in reality and in VHS sequence and I still haven't figured out where to find fuse or hatchet, how to lower the stairs, how to get to the basement or how to open the drawer in the kitchen. Also, never met ghostfu.
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>>342090946
Invisible wall preventing you from following him
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>>342092236
How do you know there's a wall if it's invisible?
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>>342092319
I could feel it in VR
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Fuck RE7, who here going to buy Umbrella Corps?
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The key is probably going down to the basement. The problem is how do get there.
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has anyone tried following Andre when he splits off while in the VCR world?
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>>342091950
- Fuse on box in secret fireplace passage
- Hatchet in kitchen drawer
- Open kitchen drawer with lockpick near microwave
- Ghostfu on VHS

What I want to know is.. What is the Dummy Finger for, and what is the hatchet for, I imagine they are connected..
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>>342092685
The meme of asking about obvious things on 4chan, wether its /tv/ or /v/ or /ck/ or even /x/ is cancerous. Its not healthy to the community.
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GUYS

I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING
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>do a blind run of Resident Evil Revelations yesterday and beat it after playing for 12 hours
>it relied a lot on jump scares to be spooky
>enjoy the fact that this demo is spooky in atmosphere and less jump scares

Also, they will probably do the health bar like Revelations. Right? The subtle screen changes until it's apparent that you are going to die? No health bar and junk?
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Will Capcom stop dragging resident evil through the mud and back again

I can deal with we aren't getting another outbreak but rubbing salt in the wound parading the corpse around slapping the IP on what they feel like is insulting

Just let resident evil die capcom
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>>342092785
USE FINGER IN IT
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>>342092785
I like what you found. Did you find anymore?
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>>342093286
What do you mean? They are now making the main series focused on horror again while keeping the action focused games as spinoffs like Umbrella Corps.
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>>342093461
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>>342093461
what could it mean?
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>>342093534
When was resident evil about horror?
Because the first game was about survival, not horror.
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>>342093645
same thing
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>>342093534
> resident evil about horror
Oh boy let me boot up resident evil and jump at all those jumpscares and mannequins. Oh yeah forgot how zombies weren't a thing it was all about ghosts and possessions my bad
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>>342093726
oh yea UnReal World is totes a horror game
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>>342090329
Capcom press note when?
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>>342093801
the RE7 demo is nothing like the final game, and it's confirmed it's still about zombies and viruses, and not the paranormal.
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>>342093645
it was survival horror you filthy millenial.
Bet you don't even know what the fuck dread is
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Why Pete knows about the secret passage?
how Andre gets into the basement to eat faucet !?
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>>342091695
I had that bitch toasted, then I had the worker put pickles,onions, mayo and mustard on it. Filled me up good.
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>>342092502
I want to since it's pretty cheap but it looks pretty meh
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>>342093914
Now you're just speaking out of your arse

This is an abomination catering to the twitch generation this shit can fuck off
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>>342094528
I'm not, there was a dev livestream where they talked about the game.
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>>342090329
Anyone tried melting the dummy finger in the attic? Like that's where all the warm air from the house rises.

Apparently celluloid shouldn't be stored in the attic.
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>>342094410
I'll fill u up gud bb
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>release a bugged demo
>people call it a social experiment
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>>342092785
>yfw she will never fuck any of the subhuman redditor spics in this thread
>>342094410
case in point
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>>342094620
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>>342094584
Yeah yeah save your marketing for the ignorant on resident evil
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>>342094438
At the very least it looks way better than ORC and it's made by capcom themselves instead of outsourced.

Also Famitsu gave it a 9/9/9/9 [36/40] but they aren't exactly known for being reliable or having good taste.
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>>342094867
I'll agree it looks way better than ORC but I still think it can use some more polish. I'll probably still get it for some good muktiplayer fun time tho
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>>342092502
RE:ORC 2
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>>342094620
Anyone out there able to sit examining the finger in the attic for about an hour?
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I heard capcom employees have started disappearing since this shit started.

Also has anyone tried following Andre yet?
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>>342092502
RE6 fan kiddies truly are cancer.
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>>342090329
GUYS!

GUYS!

I FIGURED IT OUT! THE USE FOR THE DUMMY FINGER!

YOU USE THE DUMMY FINGER TO LEARN HOW TO OPEN YOUR INVENTORY YOU MASSIVE WANKERS, STOP WASTING YOUR TIME ON A DEMO THAT HAS ALREADY HAD ALL IT'S CONTENT FOUND AND ALL IT'S SECRETS REVEALED!
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Are you able to get down where Andre is on the pipe outside of the vhs?
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>>342095614
>implying RE6 isn't the best RE game
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>>342095678
Does the inventory prompt appear if you pick up a different item first or does it only appear if you pick up the finger?
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>>342095769
>RE6
>a RE game

Thanks for the laugh.
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>>342095825
It's still got all the charm of the RE series in it, just no horror of any capacity.
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>>342094754
But you're black you fucking pot
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>>342095909
>It's still got all the charm of the RE series

Care to elaborate?
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http://m.imgur.com/a/YU04I

What could it mean?
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>>342095984
The characters.
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>>342090329
>criminally short teaser was deliberately loaded with ambiguous bullshit to keep up people buzzing about it
>it's been outright stated that the finger was included to fuck with people
>people are STILL autistically trying to solve the mystery of knockout game dad's rigged-as-fuck spook house adventure

It's time to stop.
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Any tips for final form Krauser? I've prepared for my death so many times it's not even funny.
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>>342096419
Use the knife
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>>342096419
Literally just spam the knife and he dies in less than 20 seconds
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>>342096419
Sweep the legs
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>>342096165
>The characters.

>the characters literally the only thing they have in common
kek
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>>342095678
>Pliers
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>>342095614
Hopefully this game serves Capcom's intended purpose as a containment game.
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How do you deal when you are missing Andre?
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>>342095678
They finger is a key. Look at the end of it.

>>342096181
>It's been outright stated the finger was there to fuck with people

Proof?
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well shit
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>>342096469
>>342096584
>>342096689
Thanks guys, Krauser is kill.
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>>342097234
>interactive objects leave no mark with the axe
>this must be a door

I dunno guys, the photo with the man and the woman also leaves no marks, but i dont think thats interactive... Same with the cupboard to the right on the 2nd floor
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Quick question /v/

I sold my PS4 once word of the Neo started bubbling (I also played 80 percent of my games on PC...I had to dust off my PS4 before selling it). Since I will probably re-buy PS4 in the short term future--December or January according to the rumors--should I wait to experience this first hand before RE 7 or just watch a commentary/meme-less playthrough on YT right now?
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>>342097707
The demo is coming to PC later.
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>>342097707
>Since I will probably re-buy PS4 in the short term future--December or January according to the rumors

by January, RE7 will fully be out and the demo will be old news. just watch it
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>>342097373
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>>342097753
That's what I feared but I also live in a gaming bubble of just myself and /v/---so I can avoid spoilers and such

>>342097747
Source? If so, I'll wait for that.
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>>342097821
I came to ps4 first but it is coming to xbone and pc, no word on when though I think
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>>342097821
http://gematsu.com/2016/06/resident-evil-7-announced-ps4-xbox-one-pc-ps4-demo-out-now
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>>342097865
Been confirmed it's tomorrow
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>>342097909
>>342097865
I'm aware the full game is head to PC and XB1 but is the demo coming out? Didn't see confirmation in that link.
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>>342097909
I don't think you've read the article at all
It say the game is for PS4/Xb and PC
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>>342097932
no, it hasn't.
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>>342097234
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>>342097987
>Resident Evil 7 Teaser: Beginning Hour, is available today on the PlayStation Store (it is coming to other platforms at a later date)

Seems like you didn't read the article at all.
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>>342092785
>>342093557
>dat trigger discipline
That probably made me harder than the sexy lingerie.
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>>342097932
Please say this isn't true. PCucks always ruin every general. I want a few more days of meme magic before they ruin our threads.
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>>342098050
>Seems like you didn't read the article at all.
No, I did.
That's the same quote from official site:
capcom.co.jp/residentevil7/

But nowhere it says ANYTHING about PC.
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>>342098059
I can't find any confirmation anywhere (twitter, Steam). Probably just with me---the anon that ask about watching a YT play-through or waiting until Neo is out in Dec/Jan.
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>>342097234
And here's the room behind that wall
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>>342098141
You know other platformS means more than one right?
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precisely
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>>342092785
WHAT IS IT ?
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>>342092502
Wait---this isn't F2P?!
I played it briefly at Pax South this year and it was...well...remember ORC?
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>>342097234
FUCKING RUSKIES
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>>342092502
>Unity engine
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>>342098489
Your point being?
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The axe shadow shows symbols when you hold it up. One set of symbols is in the phone room to the far wall away from the door.
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>>342097234
GET ME OFF THIS RIDE
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>>342098831
we know. the same logo can also be seen on the wall to the right of the phont
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*unoriginal comment telling you all that the game is unfinished and you should give up because you're autistic and the post is accompanied by a picture of a laughing anime girl*
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>>342097234
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>342097234
neat, doesn't help anyone though
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So some streamer figured out something with the lamp next to the finger.

When you do something, like pick up the key, the lamp flickers.

When you play the VHS the lamp stops flickering.

Now people are staring to realize that maybe there has to be a sequence of events that you have to complete without causing the flickering.
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>>342099381
STOP POSTING THIS RETARDED SHIT
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>has anyone tried following Andre
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*Teleports behind you*
pshh...welcome to the family son.
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Is RE7 going to be the dankest game of 2017?
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>>342099896
Go fuck yourself faggot, streamers confirmed this shit yesterday.

If you don't think it flickers you are retarded as fuck or just baiting.
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>>342100198
>le epic code

This same pic has been posted for days and yet nothing has come if it.
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;)
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>>342100412
>talking about something that has nothing to do with what I said

confirmed bait.
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JUST GIVE UP
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>>342100574
No.
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>>342100574
No.
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>>342100574
niggatory
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>>342099381
Okay. This is where you know when you've gone too far. This shit isn't productive, isn't funny.

>HURR rotate a fan seven times clockwise and ghostfu appears and teleports you out of the house DURR also ghost chan confirmed Wesker EPIC XDFXDXD
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>>342100860
Proof?
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BOY AM I GLAD THAT ANDRE'S DOWN THERE AND WE'RE UP HERE AND HE'S THE FAMILY MAN AND WE'RE STUCK UP HERE AND WE'RE DOWN THERE AND I JUST REMEMBER WE'RE UP HERE

But what I want to know is where's the mannequin?
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>>342100574
NEVER
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>>342101138
Anyone tried to swooce right in
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Capcom just gave me a really big hint
All you FUCKERS had to do was ASK KINDLY
I'll stream the new ending in a few minutes
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>>342098187
No, it could be corporate talk.
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>>342101469
Translation?
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>>342101469
italofag is back

you son of a bitch
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>>342101581
I'm sure it just says that they can't give him any hints or some shit like that. Idk I can barely understand Italian thanks to spanish
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>>342101581
They thanked me for the positive feedback and then asked me how many endings I've already unlocked. What they told me next... Thats the really interessent stuff
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how do you know when a ruse never ends?

is there any way to know if you are getting rused?

or is getting rused part of the whole ruse?
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>>342101581
>Hey, thanks for trying the demo, hope you enjoyed it. Unfortunately, we can not give you any information. Which ending did you get? Have a good week.
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what if Lucas is just trying to win one for Da Land
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>>342101771
Fuck you.
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>>342090329
People srill think the dummy finger is anything.but a 'dummy' item.
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>RE threads now have the dankest memes
What happened?
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Here's the message containing the hint, I had to crop out the dude's name and the actual hint, for obvious reasons
Give me a few minutes to eat and ill start streaming
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>>342101936
One faggot got analdevastated to the maximum because apparently demo wasn't new P.T. and didn't have dank ending
So he started to shit the thread with dumb trolling and baiting

Soon the rest of the crowd got bored and apparently decided it was okay to join shitfest

Now we have bunch of underage sperglords shitposting in these threads every day

What a kek
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>>342102081
We are sorry that we can't give you any suggestions. Thanks for the posittive feedback

do you think this is some kind of game italofag?
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>>342102081
you forgot to crop out the part where it says they can't give you any fucking information.

why are euros so fucking retarded
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If the camera crew were all murdered who made the VHS tape?
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>>342090946
Six or twelve inches?
Did you say, "welcome to the family sub" before you ate it?
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>>342102238

the camera made the tape
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dank polls still up

>call the demo for what it is
http://www.strawpoll.me/10521329

>claim your husbando
http://www.strawpoll.me/10527372
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>>342102358
Who put the tape where it is?
Who put the label on it?
Is Clancy or Andre still alive?
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>yfw Capcom reveals all you have to do is not use the finger to get the second ending.
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could someone post the manequin lewds?!!!

the one with one button input on each nipple
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>>342102081
Che coglione
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>>342102405

Family guy probably did.
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>>342102358
f-fuck man
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>>342102358
that's lewd
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>Welcome to the wife's son
What did he mean by this?
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>>342102451
Why would he do that?
Why would he put the label on it?
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is Pete Steph Curry?
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>>342102380
>that image
DELETE IT
she is pure, she was born with those milk temples.
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I said it in a previous thread and I'll say it in this one.

One of you irl crazy weirdos has to send them an honest to goodness human finger along with the note about smashing them/YOU against rocks or stones or whatever.

THAT will get them talking.
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>>342102578

Label was already on there from when the Camera man was filming, he would have put it in the camera with the label on so he remembered what was on it. Family guy put it in the cabinet and locked it so he could watch it later and see what they did in his house.
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>>342102623

or we could just dash YOU against the stones
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>>342102653
Why is there no footage on the VHS of Clancy and Jack in the room? A camera was filming them.
Was it taking place at the same time as the player wakes up in the house?
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>>342102793

Because Family guy didn't use the tape once he found Clancy and Jack in the basement, it cuts out as he falls over with Andre. The parts you see at the start and end of the teaser with Clancy tied up happened before you wake up but aren't on a tape you can find in the house.
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Why are we still here? Just to do the same thing again and again? Every night, I find the tape... and Andre... even the dummy finger. All the playthroughs I’ve lost... the time I’ve lost... won't stop mocking me... It's like something could still be there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make Capcom give us our ending.
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>>342102793
Also
Why is the ladder down to the basement gone?
Are Clancy and Jack down there? It would make sense as it would be hard for Family Man to take their bodies upstairs to lock them up somewhere else.
It would also make sense for family man to take the ladder incase they got out of the room.
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i told you guys
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CAMERAMAN
>Attack: 5
>Defense: 5
>Speed: 5
>Special: 5

All around balanced character, easy to learn, but hard to master. If done well, Cameraman can easily be top in competitions.

ANDRE
>Attack: 7
>Defense: 2
>Speed: 7
>Special: 2

For those with an aggressive playstyle in mind, it's best to use Andre and his door kicking maneuvers. However, he wouldn't be able to withstand more than 3 hits from any character.

PETE
>Attack: 4
>Defense: 8
>Speed: 4
>Special: 6

For those who are waiting for a patient, and safe play style. When used right, Pete can be used to win fights not only safely but fast!

FAMILY MAN
>Attack: 10
>Defense: 1
>Speed: 1
>Special: 9

This one won't need an explanation.
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>>342102979
He probally cut them up. What do you think are in the bin bags in the fridge?
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>>342103091

The Cameraman's name is Clancy.
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hey /v/ i am tossing about between getting RE1 remake on PS4 right now, or waiting until 28th to get RE5 on PS4. which should i pick
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>>342103073
>2 days later
>2 reporters visit his house
>"So, what's the story?"
>"Apparently guy played some weird spooky game and went missing exactly after 7 days. Friends and neighbors say he was hearing some sounds and saw a dad-looking man in the windows. Hey, take a shot of this. Ah, crap, shouldn't have wear my good shoes..."
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>>342102912
Fingers! Send them fingers!
I honestly don't even care that much about the game I just wanna push this idea until the right person sees it and hilarity ensues.
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>>342103208
REmake of course.
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>>342103208
go play the re7 demo
it is really short, but it is infinite, because there is no end known to mankind

10/10
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this is lame... we're supposed to die 7 days after playing the demo =/
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GUYS?
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Really wish RE5 HD isn't going to be a lazy port like RE6 HD.
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>>342103429

The white on follow Andre is too bright. Good edit otherwise.
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>>342103482
What was wrong with 6 HD?
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>>342103429
producers come and go
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>>342103091
>family
>speed : 1
>see him after vhs
>chase him
>he's nowhere to be found
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>>342103091
>>342103692
speed: teleport
special: fostering
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>>342103692
It's his special, Anon.
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>>342102240
10/10
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>>342103563
Just kind of underwhelming when it comes to new features and things to unlock. Especially compared to REmake
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>>342090329
I feel bad for PS4 users that are hoping that their VR experience is gonna be fun. Apparently the VR demo of this is almost unplayable because the terrible framerate induces motion sickness.
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>>342103859

It'll be better with the better hardware. In the mean time if you know you suffer from motion sickness it'd probably be smart to not invest the 600 dollars on VR.
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Did you niggers ever settle the Chris and Jill are married? I went to sleep after the few replies
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>>342098871
>>342098831
Wasn't it confirmed that those symbols are just glitches in the geometry?
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>>342102358
Deepest lore
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>>342104009
dunno if it was confirmed, but it's suspected to just be glitches, yeah
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>>342103826
Well it wasn't a remake, it was just a port with all the dlc tho so it was to be expected
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>>342101920
I tried to warn you before hand. My Italian is shitty but I can understand it.
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Memeing aside, is there anyone who didn't think to follow Andre as soon as he vanished?
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>>342104237
There's an invisible wall
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>>342104256
He is asking whether anyone didn't think of it. As in, how fucking retarded would you have to be to not think of that.
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>>342104256
Do you really think capcom can program invisible walls?
I bet they just slapped a lot of Andres with no textures that lose their collision detection after 25 seconds.
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>>342104353
>I bet they just slapped a lot of Andres with no textures that lose their collision detection after 25 seconds.

the thought of that sounds fucking hilarious

but... invisible walls are literally well, invisible walls. it's not that hard to make. get a model and make it invisible.
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>>342092785
I'd give her my lockpick, if you catch my meanings.
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>>342104237
The first time I didn't see him leave, I was too busy looking at the stuff in the kitchen, you know the pot, the fridge, the mircrowave, but the next time yeah I tried it straight away, probably most people did.
The thing about it is how fucking obnoxious it is, that you have to just watch him walk away and can do nothing. It's not like there is anything keeping the character from leaving, it's just a bad gameplay design where they have to take control away from you to advance the stupid plot.
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>>342103091
>family guy
>speed 1
he is literally "teleports behind you" nigger
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>>342104656

The teleport is his special, his speed is slow, you can see him walking around and his slow.
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>>342104534
^what did he mean by this?
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>>342104684
That's still speed. Teleport substitutes movement.
Walking should be special
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i still think that Famalam special is Fostering

just to be clear, Forstering is his Finisher
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Found this the other day but can't get through the door. I think the devs just don't care at all.
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>>342104914
this memers never surrender
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>>342092903
>No health bar and junk?

The OT had no health bar. But it was pretty easy to open your inventory to see your status, too.
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>Watch tape
>Group wanders through house, one guy goes missing, they immediately investigate the living room
>Watch tape second time
>Group wanders through house, cameraman investigates microwave and fridge, finds lockpick and opens a drawer, one guy goes missing, cameraman immediately investigates attic
>Previously locked drawer is now open because you watched a tape differently somehow
EXPLAIN
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It is confirmed that it will support PSVR for the entire length of the playthrough

so basically... .outlast confirmed
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>>342105717
It's confirmed you will get a gun in the real game at some point or another.
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>>342091950
Translation: I didnt play the demo.
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Welcome to the family, son.
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>just the demo has triggered FNAF tier autism and memeing
fuck re7
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>>342106636
It triggered a lot of autistic triggers but it is WAY off FNAF comparison. Those guys are batshit insane
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I just had a horrifying thought about a T-Abyss+Uroburos Tyrant, Like Neil it is extremely sensitive to light, but unlike Neil when you shine a torch on it, that part of its body starts to melt away revealing the mass of Uroburos tendrils underneath.
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It never ends
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>>342105717
Outlast didn't invent VR you fucking nigger, nor did it invent first person horror games. Stop trying to compare RE7 to Outlast.
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>Community Manager for @RE_Games at @Capcom_UK.
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Legit question

Did people find outlast really scary?
I was almost finishing the game, I think to the point where you run away from the doctor.
But jesus christ the game was so fucking unscary. It was rinse and repeat. Hiding from pathetic stupid AI. The enemy design was boring.
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>>342102081
trovati un lavoro vero e smettila di fare il cancro in streaming
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>>342095614
If it actually plays like RE6 (without that bullshit upgrade system) and have an extra Mercenaries Mode, I would consider getting it on discount
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>>342110894
Sono troppo occupato ha farmi tua madre per avere un impiego fisso razza di deficiente
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Just checked out the Italian page
Anyone speaks this retatded language? I can't understand shit
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>>342111271
The dummy finger hides an important secret, who's brave(?) enough to find it? Could it be something in the kitchen? The hunt for the truth continues, Come meet the family next year

I think that's it, I'm from hueland so I can understand a little italian, but don´t expect it to be 100% accurate.
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>>342111271
Italofag strikes back
>it never ends
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>>342111271
It's said the mannequin's finger hides a secret, could you discover it ? Maybe related to *something* in the kitchen ? The hunt for the truth goes on. Come meet the family next year !
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>>342111271
cant find this on their twitter feed. link?
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>>342111271
Finger holds el secret.
Maybe its related to the VHS world kitchen.
The hunt continues

Etc
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>>342111937
Its on the Italian Facebook page
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>>342111937
Probably a ruse anyway.
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>>342112030
link?
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maybe the haunted house capcom built at e3 has some clue hidden within?

>>342112030
still not seeing anything
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>>342111937
that's facebook but also this is fake
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They deleted the last status and shared this one
Are Italians really this retarded??
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>>342111271
it's fake.
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Are you all still on this? For fucks sake guys. I'll give you a hint.

What is a puddle if not a distorted truth?
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>>342112483
Have you tried to follow Andre?
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>>342112354
>They deleted the last status

Yes anon we believe you, now go commit suicide.
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So as someone who has been on a business trip for about a week, and without reading through a ton of already solidified memes, what the fuck is this?

This some kind of demo for the next RE? Is it supposed to be some kind of P.T inspiration?
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>>342109851
I thought the story was good and they did well with a generic setting. Too many predictable jumpscares however and "moving the goalposts" type padding towards the end. The trailer for 2 looks kype tho
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>>342112707
Now I remember that I actually finished. I think in the end you could release the tapes to the internet or some kind of shit?
Hardly remember anything about it though. But it definitely wasnt scary to me except for jumpscares here and there, but thats what they are.
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>>342112636
I tried but when I got the knife I opened my bedroom door I got punched by my dad. He told me, "Welcome to the family, son."

So controlling and abusive
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I think there is part of the house we haven't gotten into yet. I think you actually kill something with the hatchet and you use the dummy finger. I have suspicion that the finger is used on a fingerprint scanner to open something. I think the finger has been tampered with which would explain why the drawer it's found in has blood in it. I think the order of events is: Fuse, Boltcutters, VHS, axe, finish video, key into door but not opened, then the finger is used. Looking at the photo may change something but I honesty don't know. I feel like the board changes one based on what you interact with so where people are messing up the most is meeting the pre-reqs for the finger to work because they get tired of walking around and think they've looked at things a thousand times. People don't seem to get that after you interact with possibly anything, things change and you should be looking all over again.
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So i see a lot of posts about the skeleton key a lot don't know what exactly it does and say its useless without actually using it so im going to explain what it CAN and what it CAN'T do.

What it can do
Open escape hatch early (no addons)

With addons -
Highlight survivors
Highlight killers
Highlight generators

What it cant do
Fix things faster
Open the main escape gates
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>>342111271
italian here, not the meme maker though, "the dummy's finger has an in important secret in it... who have managed to find it? could be related to some object in placed in the kitchen?come to know the family next year"
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>>342112637
Control f strawpoll
read those
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>>342112935
>I think the finger has been tampered with which would explain why the drawer it's found in has blood in it.

that, and it clearly has a key shoved in it.
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>>342109851
I have a legit fear of mental patients. The game was a fucking nightmare for me. I suppose its all a matter of what you find scary. I for one, have the uncanny ability to be fully immersed in what ever game I'm playing. Alot of people just do not have that ability. Its not a bad thing, but so many people sit and study whats behind the screen instead of whats on it. Try just letting yourself go sometime. Get head phones. Think from the protag point of veiw. It actually makes gameing as whole better.
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>>342090329
is the bearded guy Scalfari? if so the meme maker is that fuckin commie from /int/ il filo
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>>342113054
I don't think it's a standard key though. I think it's not what it appears to be. Why would shoving or fitting a key into a prop make it bleed? It wouldn't. Attaching someone's finger to it would have blood involved though, which is why I think there's a real finger tip on it, and the scanner is not a prompt, but you examining or using it where you wouldn't think to.
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>>342090519
Being this newfag.. you know nothin bout RE
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>>342113632
good job
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_vcjZmQ9w

Guys, I found tape 2!
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>>342113606
the tip of the "key" reminds me of the plastic key in the RE1 remaster
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>>342109851
Not really. I got lost for quite a while in that section where you have to turn on the power generator in the slightly flooded room.
After running around for multiple minutes with that one guy, hiding in the same locker over and over, and realizing how dumb and non-threatening everything was the atmosphere was pretty much ruined. I dropped the game for a really long time and came back and still had to force myself to finish it.

The 'breaking point' was when I realized that even if he was not alerted to where you were or your presence, if you hide in a locker for whatever reason the A.I. will have them go to your location to try and unsettle you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R2_OcdLCUU
>That short mission with Natalia.
Hmm...none of this makes any sense.
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Turns out Italian capcom was right, the finger was really hiding something else
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>>342090329

>implying the mannequin finger has any use
>implying you can ever follow andre
>implying the demo was ever finished in the first place
>implying there are more than the two endings
>implying that boarded off room wasn't just a placeholder to record the stomp animation from the trailer

get off the ruse cruise guise. it's time to put this old dog down.
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>>342114130
What the hell is that?
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>>342114130
top of axe.
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>>342114220
That's the dummy's finger, now I have to figure out where to use this key (?)
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>>342114220
>>342114278
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>>342114130
Is that the handle of the axe?
No seriously, is this a new level of meme-ing or do we actually have something here?
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>>342114220
A melted dummy fingered axe.
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What if it's actually trying to trick you into following a certain path that locks you out. What if when you see the family man waking past in the hallway after the tape, he's actually leaving that room at the end of the corridor and it's not just a scare. Maybe he leaves an accidental clue that involves the finger as to get in.
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>>342114510
its the top of the axe. check for yourself
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>>342114130
WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?? LOOKS REALLY IMPORTANT
HOW DID U DO IT ANON?
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The meme is memeing by it's own. Its unbelievable

Tldr: the demo is bugged
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>>342114668
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>>342114813
This.
There's nothing else to the demo.
Capcom is staying silent, because they can't lie and tell "yeah, there's something more" and they don't want to tell the truth, because this meme is giving them free publicity.
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>>342115169

>being literally this slow

>>342109824
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>>342114898
This. If there was something more they'd be real quick to say it like every other developer.

>YOU GUYS ARE DOING WELL BUT THERE'S STILL SOME STUFF YOU HAVEN'T FOUND ;))
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>>342115169
probably has more to do with umbrella corps t b h
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>>342115238
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>>342115275
Yup. Coming out tomorrow. There's a 99.9999% chance that's what they're talking about since it's that's their marketing platform.
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>people think there must be a way to escape the house
>people forget the ruse cruise in Revelations where Chris is on a mission to save Jill from drowning but it was the wrong ship the whole time!
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>>342114218
This. I Mean, c'mon, it was fun and all, but we all know that there's nothing else to find in the demo.
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FUCKING PC DEMO WHEN
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>>342116616
>wanting your mystery data mined in a few hours.
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>>342116616
Is that fucking SCP?
It reminds me of
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-093-green-test
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>>342116741
yeah alright calm down
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>>342102587
Andre is Steph Curry Since he choked
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Someone should check with Paul if this is real, he's on twitter
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If we don't get a chainsaw wielding nutter in RE7, I will be most put out.
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>>342117827
>the demo always ends with the player getting caught

Well I'm out guys. I was able to follow Andre too.
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Is Umbrella Corps worth getting, anyone? I mean, sure, it's a shitty RE-branded FPS. But it might be fun in a weird way.
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I played this for 20 minutes, and haven't since. Unless the actual game is absolutely nothing like this demo, aside from the item usage, it will suck. And it's not Resident Evil.

>but original RE was the most "survival horror" of the series and this is survival horror, so they MUST be the same!

No..
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>>342118774
Just look up game play on YouTube and see for yourself. It will most likely get boring fast though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdCPdy3wf54
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>>342119539
wtf
this shit is glorious
thank you anon
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WOW
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>>342120068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clTqhSPLDLc
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>>342118864
RE franchise was going downhill as a survival horror game. Now they want to reboot the series and that, I think, is a good idea.

>b-but I liked 6

There are shitloads of TPP action games. RE was about being quarter action, quarter-horror, half-puzzles.
Go play Gears of War if you don't like it.
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>>342120645
>taking the bait
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>>342120585
seriously i want off
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>>342120852
don't touch that dial nowwe are just getting started
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Umbrella Corps will be available in 6 hours. Are there people who have actually ordered the game?
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>>342120645
>i think its a good idea
i got a better idea
stop trying to convert franchises into different things
thats why a reason why not every fucking game is called tetris
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i swear to god
i am sure as fuck
that Kojima is legit JELLY about all this meme craze

he is the king of ruse
he was the king of ruse

THE FINGER is the new king of cruse
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>>342121008
I agree.
>what is universally loved RE4

Oh wait.
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>>342121008
>stop trying to convert franchises into different things

100% agree
except that's pretty much what capcom did after RE3 and you had no issues with that apparently
fuck off hypocrite with double standards
>>
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVjMDNLT7zo
Do you agree with him?
I certainly fucking don't. He even said that you should go fuck yourself for liking 4. What a fucking tryhard.
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>>342121856
>shilling
fuck off nobody will give you view
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>>342116841
Its from the SDD Dominion anime, pretty scary stuff
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>>342121856
what type of accent is that guy using?
>legit question, no disrespect
it sound like russian or spanish talking in english
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>>342118864
>And it's not Resident Evil.
I fucking love it when faggots like you bitch about changes being made in games, Its like in 97-98 watching retards crying because zelda in 3d would feel weird
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>>342122531
Brofist bro, I fucking LOOOOVE me some Outlast.
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>>342122498
>not using the proper logo
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>>342122419
>that pathetic attempt to shill again
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It's just a game guys.

Right?
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>>342122729
what the fuck are you taking about man
im asking about that video that is all

use an adblock, fuck!
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>>342099995
wtf is that smudge shit in this picture?

i thought my screen was dirty
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>>342090329
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>>342123241
andre's fault of course
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>>342123840
That was confirmed fake a couple of threads ago
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>>342123934
>confirmed
By a fake forum post and game informer, citadel of truth.
Fuck off with your shitposting already
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go google resident evil 7, click on images
everything is fanmade art showing leon and co.

hilarious
>>
Have you tried using the axe to break the invisible barrier and then follow Andre?
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>>342111181
smetti di succhiare il cazzo di mio padre e trovati un lavoro allora,ho procedi col suicidio meno gente come te c'è in giro meglio è
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>>342124307
>he is back, and he is taking no prisoners
i am sure you are posting this while listening to italodance and shit

you son of a bitch
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>>342090329
Who cares. It comes out in a while just fucking wait autistic retards
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>>342124550
>In a while
>A fucking year and a month.
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I know this is going to sound insane, but, here goes. I was talking to a friend earlier who mentioned a guy in a different shop who had played through the demo. When I asked him what the finger was for he said it fits into a finger scanner in the 3rd part of the demo. Completely nonchalant like it was nothing. I asked him what he was even talking about, if it was the same game, asked him some questions that wouldn't make sense about the fuse, stairs, and phone ringing and he seemed to generally know what was going on. He also said that the Boltcutters are used to wrench a window open on the second story and you go out of the house and climb down. He also mentioned that the headphones should be usable. You put them on and it muffles your hearing, but allows you to hear the ghost that has been spotted and she leads you to the aforementioned finger scanner. I messed around with somethings but nothing makes sense and it sounds like a bunch of "that kid" shit to me, but it really didn't seem like this guy was lying. He's generally a really helpful and kind guy, and he didn't seem to be obsessed with the game like people I've seen, it was just like he had simply played through the demo like it was just a game he had played. The inly thing I know is that completely finishing the video changes the board. It removes the fuse if you don't have it, moves the note, and puts the backdrops key down. I don't know if possibly consecutive runs through the tape will further alter the board or if this guy was just 100% full of shit. It would however give a final use to bothe the finger, and bolt cutters. It would also explain why you can go through the tape over and over because there's unfinished things to complete or pick up in it. I'm going to speak to him again, and hopefully figure something out. He also mentioned that combat is pretty much just 1 on 1 which leads me to believe the ace is used in actual fighting, not just to break boxes. I hope I can bring more to light.
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>>342124307
"ho procedi col suicidio"
"Ho procedi"
"ho"
Nice italian
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>>342125114
Same.
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What went wrong?
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>>342124307
What the fuck did you just call me you little Italian pussyboi
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>>342125107
What, it comes out in January
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>>342125693
Oh fug, I thought they were going to go for the 7/07/17
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>>342125196
sorry you're right i'm typing via telephone
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>>342125770
Why would you think that?
>>
>Welcome to the family, sun
WTF How do you welcome a star to your family????
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>>342125936
Shut the fuck up Andre, I don't do ADR.
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>>342123840
JUST
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>>342125936
Because it wouldn't be the first time a company goes for a weird date for their game (11/11/11)
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>CAPCOM email includes the blog url as a way to get updated of anything regarding residen evil 7

>you click the link
>the pic is 404

IT NEVER ENDS
http://www.capcom-unity.com/timturi/blog/2016/06/13/resident-evil-7-biohazard-ushers-in-a-new-era-of-fear

HTML WIZARDS GET IN HERE
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>>342126141
nevermind i just found the file

postan

check for shit
i repeat
check for shit
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>>342126141
What am I looking at here, beside a completely arbitrary blog post?
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Han probado seguir a Andre?
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>>342126308
i just went csi on the file

there is weird shit on the borders
THE RUSE IS REAL
>>
it probably has something to do with the kitchen faucet, given that it seems to serve no purpose, it might trigger something when fucked with under the right conditions
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>>342126386
it is the official post about the announcement of the game
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>>342126115
But in your post (>>342125107) you were sure enough about it to mock the other poster.
Why did you just assume the release date would be 7/07/17 if you knew nothing about it?
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>>342127060
Proof?
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>mfw can't be part of the rusecruise because im a PC usere
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>>342127154
Best girl, worst item
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>>342127154
paying for a 20 minute demo isn't that much fun. it's also coming to pc soon for free.
>>
Here's more from my previous chat. I wish they weren't this cryptic
>>
has there even been any progress since first day of release?

This is rediculous , there is nothing else to the demo and Capcom is just rusing at this point.
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>>342126626
Your CSI skills amount to messing around with the color levels to find some compressed parts of a tree, good work.
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>>342127608
thank you
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>>342127496
Yeah I've started feeling the same way. The fact that there has been literally no progress made towards anything except a couple of useless glitches since day 1 makes it seem pretty improbable there is anything else to it. If there was a secret ending or some bullshit, somebody would have found SOMETHING if by nothing more than accident over the collective thousands of hours people have sank into this shit. If there is something to it, Capcom really needs to come out and give some sort of a hint or at least confirm there is more to it
>>
can you pre-order the game to get the theme and then cancel?
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Reminder that a true Resident Evil is coming out tomorrow.
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>>342127349
ANYONE KNOWS ITALIAN??? WHAT THE FUCL THOSE THIS MEAN
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Why is Capcom Italy relevant, again?
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>>342128135

Hell yeah, trying to have some discussion here
>>342126249
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>>342120396
is this legit
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>>342128231
"ravioli ravioli give me the formiuoli"
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>>342128231
It says the dummy finger is the "key" to escape from the house and the axe may be useful in the kitchen. Also not all that you see is what it seems.
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I'm playing REmake and I just got the helmet key and now I'm back in the mansion again

How much do I have left?
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>>342127349
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>>342128231
It's something like "We can't tell you that much, but that finger is the "key" to escape that house, the axe could be useful in the kitchen, and not everything you've seen is what it is."
Source: spaghettifag
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>>342129083
italofag is the cancer of this thread
since day one
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>>342129259
And why is that?
Sorry, i did not follow /v/ these couple of days.
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havent been in /v/ in awhile

any progress?
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>>342129476
he is basically uploading fakes from twitter or fake emails non stop
he even went as far as to upload a webm of him checking a fake twitt on his computer
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>>342129534
Italian anon solved almost everything
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>>342129660
Maybe italofag isn't a single person? Maybe it's more Italian dudes that dedicates their lives to shitposting?
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>>342128959
How do some people still immediately believe this shit when many of them say something different
>axe doesn't have much use
>axe might prove useful in the attic
>axe could be useful in the kitchen
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>>342129848
maybe you are italofag
or maybe i am italofag
who knows
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if the meme is real, the thing is using the finger in the kitchen
and the axe is for nothing at all
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>>342130167
You have to go into VHS world with Axe and Finger. Give Andre his finger back as proof that he dies. Setup video feed in the kitchen. Then use axe to defend Andre and Pete.
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Might have found a new lead

"Capcom Sicilia
Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.

Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Lu sabutu, si sapi, allegra cori,

beatu cu avi bedda la mugghieri.

Cu l'avi bedda ci porta i dinari,

cu l'avi brutta ci morì lu cori.
Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.

Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Si troppu dispittusa tu cu mia,

cascu du' letto si mi 'insonnu a tia.

Si brutta n'ta la faccia a n'ta lu cori

amaro cu ti pigghia pi mughieri.
Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.

Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Sciuri di rosi russi a lu sbucciari,

amaru l'omo ca fimmini cridi.

Amaro cu si fa supraniari,

l'uscio di paradisu non ni vidi.
Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu.

Sciuri, sciuri, sciuri di tuttu l'annu

l'amuri ca mi dasti ti lu tornu."

Don't know.what any of this means. Anyone knows sicilian?
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>>342130492
Must be some mafia thing.
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>>342130492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMpXZkpkhhI
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I WAS RAISED IN A DEEP DARK HOLE
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Has anyone checked to see if any of the mannequins are missing a finger?
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>>342131770
I will check once I manage to find their arms. Been looking 7 days straight
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>>342132081
>first post not containing a meme in the last 30 minutes
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>>342132202
>being new

>>342131770
^troll post
>>342132081
^the usual reply to such posts

It's been like that for the past 4 days since shitposting started
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>>342130820
>>342130492
what the fuck am i listening
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>>342132579
are you trying to school me on memes?

do you think this is some kind of game?
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>>342132980
peace nigger
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>>342128449
I dont think so, the lightning on the arm looks different, but it might be the flashlight, someone else knows if >>342120396 is real?
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>>342133080
peace kid

by the way, i like the demo and shit

but if this is bugged, and capcom is saying nothing maybe iT WAS A FCUKING CHINKJOB fellas

at least the physics engine is chinked beyond believe
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Pleas tell me the mystery has been solved! Please!
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>>342133445
just follow Andre
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>>342101469
>a really big hint
>they're literally saying that they can't tell you shit
lol ciao amico mio
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>>342133813
He explained later what the hint was about, also he streamed a few hours ago. Where the fuck where you?!
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So why did people say Capcom was gonna tell all on Sunday and it didn't' happen?

And then people said they'd tell all today?

Is anything gonna happen with this or will peoples' collective sanity fall even further?
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>>342134324
>So why did people say Capcom was gonna tell all on Sunday and it didn't' happen?
Nothing, they were shitposting and making dumb assumptions
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>>342134261
Nice bait this thread would be a shitstorm if it really happened
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>>342134324
I think this is it. If Capcom doesn't come out and say literally anything about the demo today, most people are just gonna be done. Cheeroh has been doing literally fuck all for the last 2 days and his stream today only had like barely 200 peak, 70 average vs his 500+. It's over
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>>342095614
>RE6 fan kiddies truly are cancer.
>RE4 started all the bullshit that makes RE bad

Post RE2 babies are the real cancer.
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>>342134568
he is playing overwatch now

I've seen the same gameplay like 300 times easy

would love to go to a friend's house where they have a ps4
>hey anon have you played re7 demo?
>no
and speedrun the whole thing, glitching famalam and shit in front of their eyes
>>
>finger has a key on it
>finger is a key
>finger is the key
>ps4 has touchpad
>using your finger on the touchpad is the key.
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>>342135156
>Not only NOT playing RE7 but playing Overwatch of all things
There's literally no hope
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this is what re7 does to people
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>>342115169
I wonder how the cute Aryan girl got a job working for grubby Japs...
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>>342135169
I wish it was that simple.
I already tried that, doesn't work.
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>>342114884
Not a shoop, just top of the fucking axe
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>>342135494
i'd rather axe a boarded door 777 times than play that shite
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GUYS
rusky stream is the place to be twitch tv pir0w0k

they are playing their black rusky magic
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Holy Candlejack, I've managed to finish the demo!

It's so fucking easy, all you have to do is fo
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>>342135910
Every possible way of fingering at every possible moment?

Finger qt ghost girl?
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>>342136571
HOLY SHIT... IS everything allright with you bro...?? Capcom claims another victim...
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>>342136538
commies will put an end to this shit
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>>342136609
>Finger qt ghost girl?
Ghost girl literally appears for a few frames, so no
Also the all the objects once in your inventory will make interactions ask you to use stuff

I.E. if you don't have the bolt cutters you can't interact with the chain with items in your inventory

or

If you don't have the backdoor key you also can't interact with it by using other items

So it's probably going to be an item that we'll use in the full game :^)
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ruskies playing on inverted colors

i swear to god, this guys are advanced as fuck
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>>342136609
>Finger qt ghost girl?

i wish
>>
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>>342137257
ruskie sempai noticed me
the absolute madman
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>>342137257
This literally says nothing.
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>>342137737
i just did an screenshow while watching the stream

good way to check ceilings and floors

amerifats still stuck on andre
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>naked russian chick on Stream
l-lewd
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Finger is 6 letters. Axe is 3. 6-3=3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED ZOMG! THANKS GABE!
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>pir0w0k has enabled this chat for Russian language speakers only.
blyaaaaaat
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>>342138292
>>
i just did a google translator


вы вce кyчy cигapeт
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>>342127349
Awfully we cannot give you too much detailed informations about it... I can only tell you that the finger is the "key" to manage to escape from the house... The axe might reveal to be useful in the kitchen: not everything that you've seen is what it seems!
Thanks a lot for the positive feedback about the demo in any case!
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>>342136571
Holy shit does Resi have Candlejack in it now?
That's given me an idea on how to finish it actually. All you;d have to do i
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>>342138680
This is a copypaste from another tweet from the italofag that has already been confirmed as fake.
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>>342137876
ALready watched other streamers play with inverted colors.
Easier to spot shadowed places, but in the end you see nothing that you dont already know
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>>342136571
>>342138832
>>
GUYS
TURN ON CNN
>>
has anyone tried staring at something for a certain amount of time, like the clock in p.t.
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>>342138867
there is a nigger on sonygaf telling everyone that he can play the demo on debugmode
and just see the wireframes

still he does not deliver because 'it is cheating'

... no comments...
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>>342139083
HOLY SHIT.
EVERYONE, TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW.
>>
>>342136571
>>342138832

Wow, you guys are fucking idiots. We all know Candlejack reformed and became a good person a few ye
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Anyone streaming this now?>>342139191
>EVERYONE, TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW.
why tho. I don't need to see cherio stacking
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WHAIT A MINUTE

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ANDRE IS NOT GOING TO BE IN THE FULL GAME?/////

NO ANDRE NO BUY
this time i mean it
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>>342139083
>>342139191
>implying everyone here is americunt
Loving Every Laugh
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>>342139083
>>342139191
dammit i always fall for this

trump familied his campaign manager
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>>342127316
Citation needed
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>>342139651
sony paid for the exclusive

i am voting for an xmas release on pc and xbone, sadly
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>>342139439
Holy shit, is this what happens when you finally follow Andre? It's about time someone posted this!
>>
Why does family man want to bash our head on the stones? Aren't we all his son?
>>
GUYS I FOUND IT, YOU CAN MELT THE DUMMY FINGER IN THE MICROWAVE.
>>
>>342141116
>GUYS I FOUND IT, YOU CAN MELT THE DUMMY FINGER IN THE MICROWAVE.

Hurr, and you can also stick it up your butt.
>>
MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM CUMMING WAAAAAAAH
>>
THOSE RUSKIES DID IT!
it's fucking nothing
>>
>>342116616
Looks like a better version of the ending to 10 Cloverfield Lane.
>>
>>342102135
I wish i could know what the context of this gif was.
>>
So I have found something, and it is the dumbest shit ever.
Capcom really fucked up on this one.
I don't have proof yet, but give me another few hours and I'll have some, unless someone else wants to try it out for me.

Firstly, things that happen in the video affect the real house, which led me to believe that whoever saw the tape set up the house in a way that would make parallel the tape. So when you unlock the draw in the tape, you can get the axe in the real world.
With that in mind, I found out that the VHS is an actual S-VHS, which has a capacity of 9 hours when played super slowly. So I jumped into the tape, but never progressed past getting the Axe, not even leaving the room. The logic behind this was that if there is no evidence of what happens on the tape, then whoever is watching the tape has no reference to how the house should be set up.
So I planned on waiting the full 9 hours inside the tape, in hopes that something would happen when it ended. Well after 2ish hours I was booted from the Tape and the ladder was still available in the secret room.
That was as far as I got because I got family'd as soon as I tried to leave the room.

Gotta set it up again and hope I manage to record it this time.
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>>342098057

o/k/
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>>342143235

Even if what you're saying isn't bullshit, the tape says it recorded for 1 hour and 43 minutes.

Speaking of things nobody will believe. I got another ending on the first day when I picked up the phone. The voice behind the phone said something to the effect of "you're getting closer, don't get frustrated, you're almost there" and I have no idea how I triggered that dialogue and haven't been able to replicate it since but once it comes out on PC, they'll prove that I'm not lying.
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>>342144093
>the tape says it recorded for 1 hour and 43 minutes.
>The Balir With project: 1:21
Crap
we need to find related horror movie with exact lenght
>>
is this whole thread a ruse?
>>
>>342144093
The tape is recorded for 1 hour 43 minutes and he says he got booted after around 2 hours which would make sense if not bullshit
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>>342144093
>the tape says it recorded for 1 hour and 43 minutes
>2ish hours

I wasn't even looking at when it happened.
I switched monitors, had the audio coming through my speakers and I was watching Wrestling, all of a sudden I heard the TV static sound and switched over.

I hope someone can figure out what you are suppose to do inside the basement. I really can't be arsed waiting 2 hours everytime I need to set this shit up.
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>>342144601
Most people have noticed the end time on the tape though, so I would be very surprised if no one else has tried just waiting around in the video for an extended period of time
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>>342105667
Bait? Is a fucking videogame
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>>342145202
>B-but it's just a game

NORMIES OUUUUUUUT, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>342145758
Wow. Literally kill yourself.
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>>342146601
Why should i kill myself when normies like you are working 24/7 to pay for my neetbux?
Living the dream phamalam.
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>>342146601
>Wow

kys
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>>342136538
>Russians were the first to put a man in space
>Russians will be the first to solve the RE7 mystery

No.. no, it's not fair.
>>
>>342147763
You're so cringy. How old are you? I bet you've been browsing /r9k/ for a week and think you're a robot.
>>
This is it, isn't it. There is nothing left to solve and nothing left to meme.

This ruse ruined my whole week.
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>>342148170
Mine too tv8 pham
>>
Don't give up, anons. Just follow me.
>>
What if you watch the tape 6 million times?
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>>342148025
They've been doing this for hours now, and they aren't any closer to solving it then we are.
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>>342149460
Ask cheeriofag
>>
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVZTGp0a3Zg&feature=youtu.be
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>>342149524
We solved it within the first hour.

Ever since hour 2, we haven't made one single bit of progress. There's been an actual WEEK that's gone by without one single new thing being discovered.
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been out of the loop
what the fuck is going on and where should I start with this ruse cruise?
>>
The thing with horror games is it's spooky and intense until you die. The demo was great for one playthrough. I can't imagine playing the whole game twice.
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Guys

Don't loot the dummy finger

>First get axe
>Open Drawer
>Axe the dummy finger

How can you guys be this dumb?
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>>342150209
Control f
strawpoll
Fill both
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>>342150570
I tried that. Didn't work.
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>>342150570
OMG!!! THANKS!!!!!
>>
>>342150570
In this piece of shit engine, only three boxes and three mannequins can be destroyed with the axe, nothing else. MT framework turd where everything is static and indestructible, save for a few props.
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>>342151898

Well there's the "illusion" that you break the fuses with the axe.

Sadly I haven't tried axing everything. Since it's pretty fucking stupid that you can't do anything about a lot of things without an actual prompt.
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i know it's a little bit early, but i'm tired and i want off today

NEW BREAD
>>342152457
>>342152457
>>342152457
>>342152457
FRESHLY BAKED

just added poll results on OP pic for good measure
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>>342150570
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>>342152685
shouts to backup OP
you did an excellent job
we are gonna make it
this ruse is ours
>>
OO boy. Day 7, give it up for day 7.
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