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Someone please tell me how to not get my ass kicked by this bitch. On normal.
>>341488627
Fuck you and your survival spell you cunt
>>341488437
It's pretty simple, actually.
>>341488627
Holy Shit
What is this fetish called and where do I get more
>>341489385
Just show me your nips, you shitty fairy!
>>341488437
You don't know pain until you've tried the fight on lunatic
>>341488627
That is all the motivation I need today.
>>341488437
Someone please tell me how to not get my ass kicked by this bitch. On normal.
>>341490296
You choose to fight Kaguya instead.
>>341490296
Try playing on Lunatic
>>341490296
Dodge
>>341490546
But Kaguya is even harder anon.
How do I get past that non-spell with the big green balls that fill the screen?
>>341490296
spam bomb
>>341488437
Try use Reimu
>>341488437
you are on the wrong board, please report over to /jp/
>>341491187
Which one's?
Sakuya or Remilia?
>>341491489
no u
>>341491672
UFO is objectively the best Touhou game.
>>341491402
But the easymode character in LoLK is Sanae.
>>341491672
>Shoufag is a shitposter
Who knew.
>>341491970
>UFO is objectively the best Touhou game.
>>341491917
Well Sakuya's will actually do damage, so use her's.
Go away, Seija.
>>341492527
But sometimes when I use Sakuya's bombs they don't do shit,like in Reisen 3rd non-spell which is bullshit btw.
Why is that?
>>341492028
That's why i said that
>>341493329
>Chinese moot ate my spoiler again
Why is Tempest of Heaven and Earth so good?
>>341488437
Just stop playing. LoLK is trash anyway.
Why haven't there been any good fangames since Puppets?
What's the matter OP? Too much FREEDOM for you?
>>341493768
Post Satori mating rituals.
>>341493578
Because it's easy as fuck and you're a casual.
>>341493754
You know how new Puppets is, right?
>>341494039
What's a hard Touhou platformer with satisfying combat then?
>>341494181
Takkoman
>>341488437
Dodge the bullets
>>341494586
Too hard for you, huh.
>>341494735
>>341494248
>Takkoman
>hard
Git gud.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNF7LIuEBrU
>>341492189
>>341493768
They are cats why do they have people ears?
>>341495049
They're cat people.
>>341495049
Why not?
Why are touhou fans so strange?
>>341496104
Meaning?
>>341496602
I'd unironically donate to Reimu's shrine. The girl deserves it.
>>341489616
Women getting off on being degraded?
>>341496479
I hope Sumireko is playable someday. She has the best design.
>>341489616
femdom and literally fucking anywhere
>>341488437
I wanna cum on her flat chest.
So do you guys have tips for Flan's extra stage?
I seriously have no idea what I'm doing. Do I have to beat the game on lunatic to have a chance at this? I managed to 1cc normal and hard modes (barely) but this is like on a whole other level.
>>341488437
Why this gurl have a dick
i looked it in a manga
>>341497782
Dodge
>>341496901
Well, last three games had an extra character besides the usual Reimu-Marisa(-Sanae, in TD and LoLK) group, so maybe. Hopefully.
>>341496901
But fighting game bosses are always on spin-offs
>>341496602
But why.
Who is the most literally who 2hu?
>>341498749
Rin Satsuki
>>341496602
I'll have you know, I could have gone my entire life without ever encountering this thing. Could have.
>>341498943
I do, but only to get at that sweet, sweet Junko junk.
Man, tuhu15 is fucking hard.
I'm playing on the mode that has checkpoints and shit, and I still can't get past the one stage where there's all this ying-yang balls with the tiny balls floating around them come in fuck knows how many waves. They're fucking endless and they fucking bombard the screen with bullets even on normal.
I can't even get past stage 3 in SA either.
I can 1cc IN on normal, and I managed to beat PCB with continues, but I can't beat any other game. Too hard. Unable.
>>341499214
Hey, you got to stage 4 in the hardest Touhou game of them all. That's a lot more than most do.
But yeah, you might want to go that are more manageable, like DDC.
This thread is still shit and everyone you is a horrible person.
>>341497912
Not him,but its already hard enough to start a discussion about the gameplay.If all the replies they get is shitposting and memes,then it will be almost impossible to talk about them.
Either post something helpfulor post Flan,I don't care which one.
>>341497782
I managed to get to her third spellcard with Marisa.I usually bomb all the stage,even though I should propably just memorize it.For "Levatein",which I had trouble with,I found out you can go above her to dodge it.Can't help you anymore I am afraid.
>>341492527
Actually, Remilia's bomb does more damage if you're not an idiot at stay right on top of the opponent, kind of like NDL in PCB.
Sakuya's only does more damage on Death Bomb.
>>341493329
Are you bombing while the boss still has invincibility?
She's such a crowslut. She'll never repent.
>>341497782
Extra stages usually tend to be pretty gimmicky. Try watching replays to get an idea of what to do instead of banging your head aimlessly against it.
>>341498749
Moonguards from SSiBnotable for being some of the only male characters with a speaking role in the series..
Generic Angel Midboss from Stage 4 SoEW
Honestly most nameless characters that aren't from EoSD.
>>341493578
Tell me who is thios artist, please, i wan to see more of that Tewi with massive boobs.
>>341500316
>>341499858
>Are you bombing while the boss still has invincibility?
Nope,I bomb well after her non-spell has started.Sometimes I am able to dodge it if I stay at the bottom of the screen and make slight movements,but others,when I lose control,I bomb with Sakuya and it does no damage.
>>341497782
Nah, if you can 1cc EoSD Hard you can clear extra. The stage itself is almost entirely easy streaming, and Patchy's first and third spells aren't really that bad (bomb the middle card, though)
Flandre herself isn't too hard, most of her cards are freebies.
>>341497317
Is that some fucking (old) pdx carpet motherfucker
>>341500963
Most bosses have fairly high bomb damage reduction during non-spells, which get more noticeable as you go up in stages. Probably to prevent you from clearing multiple patterns with one bomb.
>>341500316
Touhou was at E3
We /v/ now
>>341501436
>console
Absolutely disgusting.
>>341501238
Go away.
>>341501436
I give up.
I'm done.
Fuck this. I'm gonna pick a new hobby.
Drones or guns or I dunno.
>>341501510
You know it's on PC too, right?
>>341496602
>petrification
>>341501238
/jp/ eternally a shit
>>341501238
What is it with Shouposters being edgy as fuck?
>>341501510
there are already 3 (three) touhou fangames confirmed for the next year or so in Englando
>>341501436
This game has great music and art. Remi is ridiculously cute.
>>341501530
>>341501719
>>341501734
Stop replying to him.
>>341499260
This is so close to being my fetish. Why did it have to open with guro?
>>341499260
Why? why stuff like this exists.
>>341501652
>he doesn't like petrification
>>341501642
I expected it to be, but I don't want console cancer anywhere near anything that interests me.
>>341501580
Good, you've ruined Doremy for everyone anyways. Go.
>>341501934
what exactly is your fetish? bestiality? cum inflation? size difference?
>>341501225
I know that.
That is the case with EoSD andI thinkevery game.
Problem is,the same thing applies to normal enemies.You can't kill those fairies who spawn blue and red bullets in stage 4 with Sakuya's bombs but you can with Remilia's.
What is the deal with that?
>>341502063
spoiler because unrelated to the threadhttp://exhentai.org/s/d41094dfe6/928612-154
>>341488437
Go fuck the one on /trash/'s erp threads and come back. That did it for me.
![28a7cc329060b0350e284762df5faf15[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/SarLUBo.png "28a7cc329060b0350e284762df5faf15[1]")
>>341502063
triggered
>>341502204
Murder
>>341502153
No, you should go.
Go and buy all these wonderfull games for your PS4.
I'm sure you love paying 60 bucks for shitty translation jobs by NISA.
>>341502373
do NOT petrify the etrians
>>341502562
You just said you were going to go, why don't you go?
>>341499260
.... what happens in this?
>>341496602
what's that add-on that shows preview of exhentai links?
>>341502984
You don't want to know...
>>341502984
shinmyoumaru falls into a rhinocheros bettle cage with her head trapped in what seems to be a thimble
beetle proceeds to stab her multiple times with her horn and finally chop her in half, then proceeds to fuck her lower half until the womb inflates like a balloon while the top half watches
>>341502814
>posting Cis's art
You and Cis need to fuck off both.
>>341503328
>>341502207
Sakuya's bomb sucks?
I mean there's not much else to it aside from that.
>>341502814
I saw the raws of the final (?) part in /jp/, but nobody has uploaded them to the panda.
>>341499260
This guy must have really hated the "Make you big!" spellcard.
>>341502984
she equips a mount
>>341503328
>>341503292
>>341503104
But... why?
>>341503608
You didn't?
Why is Seiga so cute?
http://exhentai.org/g/824437/98f7361163/
>>341502562
$30 (just like japan's psn) and one of the three is by xseed. All the Play! Doujin games will come at this rate and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>341503670
The artist hate her or is its fetish, how the fuck i would know?!
>>341503704
I hated it, but the guy who made that doujin REALLY hated it.
>>341502814
>>341503868
Stop replying to his stupid ass.
I wish Yassy would make another one of these.
http://exhentai.org/g/731087/b7cddfd3e7/
Who would you like to see?
>>341503670
Harasaki loves doing Touhou guro.
He even did a MK fatality parody of the 2hu fightan'
Those gay Youmuu doujins are adorable and give me a hankering for gay touhou erp.
>>341505095
How horrible
>>341504347
Clownpiece, Clownpiece, Clownpiece.
>>341503080
exlinks
post crossovers
if two, this is now a momiji thread
Z.O.B should make a doujin about his waifu, hemo did (and notbody has scanned it).
>>341505095
boy butt is bad please no more.
>>341506662
neither of those are meme pictures
>>341506970
The real Momiji doesn't have le awoogrill ears and tail
>>341507439
>I'm the last sane person in this thread
>>341507696
Stop replying to that dumb shit. We got him to shut the fuck up for several days, don't jinx it.
>>341507992
Dorama queen
SAmireko
Nowingsfaggot
Futocancer
Who's next?
>>341507992
Exactly how much is NISA paying you in order to keep me "silent"?
You know what, because I actually fucking care about all of this, I double their offer. Whatever they are paying you, I pay you twice of it.
>>341508246
Shotty, and what the hell are you doing?
>>341508380
I'm replying to you ofc.
>>341508246
>Futocancer
Hey,don't trashtalk the best 2hu
>>341508321
You're making a fucking solar system out of a molehill, is what you're doing. Only (You) you're getting from me.
>>341508710
There you are
Kill yourself
>>341508828
Why should I?
>>341508101
i wanna pet the bakas.
>>341508723
Ah, alright.
Keep it under the table. Don't worry, next year it will be steam games then. With steam cards and profile backgrounds. That's what you want anyway, right?
And after that, how about a nice Kantai Collection crossover only on PS4.5 at 4k?
If that's not enough, maybe ZUN will stop caring and allow 2hu Smash to be crowdfunded.
And then, official Konami Touhou Pachinko machines.
It's small steps that lead to a worse future.
And only you can prevent it before it gets worse.
>>341508710
>best 2hu
m8
>>341509073
Because you contribute nothing of value and are breaking the rules by avatarfagging.
>>341509780
You know, there isn't just one Futo fan.
>>341509532
All of that sounds great. Why not?
Who should ZUN add to the roster of the next fighting game?
>>341509997
Alright, you're just shitposting.
Case dismissed, my claim still stands.
I like the mouse
>>341510012
Junko.You know it'll just be Sanae though.
>>341510324
you should catch her.
>>341510316
Get back in the rape dungeon, doremy.
>>341510032
Nope, I'm there too
>>341510759
Posting from your phone doesn't give you the right to shitpost
>>341510032
Currently it's two people.
>>341510581
That looks like it hurts, is she okay?
>>341510935
>>341511075
>anon is so buttmad about people liking Futo, he resorts to every form of shitposting imaginable
>>341511097
Of course she's in a great place.
>>341510326
I'd be totally fine with Sanae. Her interactions with Sumireko would be really interesting, considering Sanae and Sumireko are meant to be opposites (going by what ZUN said in SCoOW).
But a Junko would be fine too.
>>341510935
>implying I use a phone to doublepost
nope, we are two anons with the same 2hu
Where my Marisabros at?
>>341511295
>>341511421
I don't give a shit
You are avatarfagging, now kill yourself
she was really hard on lunatic, but dont worry, this is nothing compared to junko's last spellcard
>>341511579
Hey look, I posted another picture.
Guess I'm avatarfaggins as each of these Touhous.
>>341498943
There's a face on the moon
>>341511570
She's the best. My waifu.
>>341511570
Marisa is cute!
>>341511570
>>341511570
Please stop guys, my Marisa folder is already too large and is putting to shame my favorite girls folders
>>341512596
She also steals shit
Post your R A R E marisa's.
>>341512862
I feel you,I started with like 20 images and I am reaching 200+ from these threads alone.Post more
>>341513119
The only thing she stole ismy heart.
>>341513584
Marisa only steals girls' hearts.
Reimu, Marisa, Sakuya, and Sanae need to drop the cute little shoes and wear boots full time from now on.
Those look way cuter than those shitty shoes they wear most of the time.
What's going on?
>>341514085
R A R E
>>341514507
>Dolphi
>speaking sentences that are over a word long
DELETE THIS
>>341514149
Tenshi has nice boots.
>>341514663
What's going on here? I can't tell if it's supposed to be lewd or not.
Turning a shit character into something useful
>>341497285
>anywhere
i wish
>>341513798That doesn't change what I said though.
>>341515049
It's way out of control
So are we gonna talk about ANYTHING gameplay-related or what?
Akyuu is for _________
>>341515439
R A R E
>>341515443
Lewd fan-fiction
>>341501436
Is that a hex-based RPG Tactics game? I didn't know I wanted thiiiiiit's for consoles, isn't it.
>>341515439
You could always answer my question
>>341491131
Sagume is growing on me. I wonder why.
Would you ever marry a mermaid?
>>341516298
why this a meme?
>>341516807
Why are you not a meme?
Only dinosaurs could make this thread worse.
>>341515559
bruh
>>341516223
I assume you mean the one with the green and blue danmaku balls of different sizes because I don't see a non-spell that's merely green balls.
I'm looking at my replay here and what I did wasdie and then bomb. There doesn't seem to be a trick to it from what I see here, so it's probably hard dodging.
>>341516651
Hemo pls.
>all these edits
When the japanese start memeing, it's a pretty frightening sight.
>>341517896
Anon,I am talking about IN not DDC.
Eirin has a non-spell on normal which fills most of the screen with big green circle projectiles,and some others in the mix.Don't remember when it is though.
>>341516651
Doubt it. i hate the shore and i wouldn't have the lack of heart to keep her away from it.
>>341506212
ty bae
>>341518116
>implying you can beat the games on Hard
>implying you can beat the games at all
And hey, I never claimed to be a danmaku master.
>>341518771
>Eirin
Oh, I thought you were talking about Kaguya since that's who you mentioned in the post you quoted. My mistake.
You sure you're remembering right? The closest thing I can see to an attack that "fills most of the screen with big green circle projectiles" is the one where Eirin traps you inside a "cage" of blue bullets while throwing green bullets everywhere. And I don't think that's the one you're having problems with because that one is really easy (the "cage" has ample room for dodging and the green bullets move fairly slow).
>>341518292
Hemo did nothing wrong.
>>341520290
Nigga, I suck at the games and I have a lunatic 1cc.
Maybe you could practice more instead of shoving your shitty generic waifu on these threads.
>>341520547
>Nigga, I suck at the games and I have a lunatic 1cc.
Cool, you find the games easier than I do. What do you want, a medal?
And maybe you should stop being so butthurt people like stuff you don't like and contribute to the thread. Unless you're one of the meme Marisaposters, in which case you should stop contributing to the thread.
>>341520290
My mistake anon,just fought her to refresh my memory.Also its 3 am where I live,so don't except me to remember much.
3rd non-spell,the one with red and blue balls.
I think I got her mixed up with Kaguya,since I tried those 2 quite recently.Although I was also having trouble with the one you posted so thanks.
>>341520547
>I suck at the games
>I have a lunatic 1cc.
anon don't lie on the internet.
>>341497285
>femdom
that's the exact opposite of femdom
>>341521696
At least marisaposters don't try to avatarfag on every single fucking thread.
>>341521976
R A R E M A R I S A
>>341521956
It's mocking.
>>341501580
Combine the two and you can shoot yourself in the back of the head.
What would Eiki think if she saw this thread?
>>341521976
There's no way you're being serious now.
>>341521871
That one doesn't have much of a pattern to it, so it is pretty much just hard dodging. Just keep calm and remember bullets are smaller than they appear.Or bomb it. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful.
>>341488437
Just keep at it, and look at replays if you need to. If you are on PD mode, you'll get it eventually.
webm related:
https://a.pomf.cat/bbvihc.webm
>>341523475
>Or bomb it.
That what I usually do anyway.
Thanks for your help though and goodnight anon.
>>341514507
Maybe when she's all grown up
>>341526318
>she
When's soku?
why was impossible spell cards so good?
>>341527662
ISC is what the photo games should have been, really.
>>341527662
Because you play as the best 2hu
How tall is your waifu /v/?
>>341529582
>those heights
>>341516651
No, i don't even know to swim well
Buffhu time
Does anyone have the updated version of this?
>>341532165
Is this implying the characters are to scale? Because Byakuren being 25% taller than Nitori would make the entire cast pretty damn tiny.
>>341533023
They're japanese girls, you should expect womanlets.
>>341533023
>expecting consistency
>>341489616
Basically orgasm denial
Be careful it's a slippery slope. Dont look up Akai Mato ever.
>>341534135
>Dont look up Akai Mato
What's it get into? BDSM and chastity cages?
>>341533549
>woman
No. The oldest hag in the series is 17.
>>341532165
Found it. I need to organize the 6863 files of my 4chan folder a little better.
>>341531589
Get out, pleather head.
>>341533549
Mokou's canonically in a child's body and she's almost the same height as Byakuren in >>341536021
>>341536349
Maybe Mokou was a really lanky child.Wasn't she in her early teens when she drank the elixir?
>>341514663
Why are Clownpiece's legs so fucking hot?
damn
>>341536753
>legs
>not her butt
Weirdo.
>>341537364
>thread sparked a 280+ discussion about touhou
gee anon i don't know
>>341537364
If she wasn't, barneyfag would already be here.
>>341536640
Is there any more specific account of her background than her IN profile? The only time it hints at her age is with 子, the english transhlating it as "child". Also she has extremely childish proportions, barring some artists giving her mounds because Japan.
This is Yoshika. Isn't she adorable?
>>341537978
Chapter four of Cage in Lunatic Runagate. Can't recall if her age was mentioned or hinted at, though.
Momiji is the cutest!
>>341538807
Overrated
>>341509719
mah negro
>>341511570
righ here
![Eirin+Yagokololwut[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PeOLtd8.png "Eirin+Yagokololwut[1]")
