And the award for laziest Pokemon design goes to!
>>341315718
looks like fan art
>>341315718
So that's what was attacking Ekans back then.
>>341316097
How did you just post the SAME FUCKING PICTURE I WAS POSTING YOU NIGGER
This is shaping up to be one of the worst gen's. They're still relying on old mons to fill up regions, the new mons still look like shite, and now somehow they've cocked up the music.
>>341316097
Voltorb is mimic of pokemon world
Gen V middle stage dog.
Literally my wife's son's dog.
>>341315718
>>341315718
At least the long body and short legs lends itself to being cute. Who actually gives a shit about Pokemon though?
>>341316354
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
BRING BACK RED AND BLUE
You're right man, they should just start making the new ones all on the GBC. And when I say new ones I mean they should release the old gens with different color pallets
>>341315718
>trump hair
>>341315718
>hating madotter
Fuck you Anon. Best Pokemon of the gen revealed so far.
>>341315718
>they are too complicated!
>they are too lazy!
>GF makes Pokemon stylish and cartoony
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Gf goes back to original design concept of loosely-based animals with realistic proportions
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You could always just not buy their games for the past 2 decades if you really gave a shit.
Grubbin is a cute new pokemon
>it feeds off electricity
Bug/Electric Taser Stag Beetle incoming
>>341315718
You faggots are never happy with anything. Thank god I can enjoy pokemon without being an autist.
>>341315718
Is that supposed to be its mouth? It looks like it's just glued to its face
>>341316867
>otter
It's a mongoose
>>341316354
>They're still relying on old mons to fill up regions
Yes, because filling up Unova with nothing but new mons the first time around worked so well for the fanbase.
You just can't win with you niggers.
>>341317143
>my wife's son's battle
>>341317143
>that edit
lel
ITT: A bunch of fucking retards who don't even play pokemon
This is going to be an awesome early rodent.
>>341317025
>Grubbin
How can one creature be so damned cute?
>>341317025
>cute name
>nice design
>bug type
Best new pokemon so far desu
>>341317025
Aww shit, just saw this. Definitely using this nigga.
>>341317643
(((certain other Pokemon)))
>mfw Grubbin evolves into something ugly and terrible
>>341316521
>mimic
No, nice try gen1 fag. That goes to this fucker, the only Pokemon ever used to trick the player when picking up items.
>>341317643
>yfw the double damage stacks with each new pokemon entering
>gg gym leaders
>>341317776
What invasive species were mongooses imported to Hawaii to deal with?
>>341315718
>>341317025
why do all features (eyes or teeth for example) look they were painted on an plastic figure instead of sticking out and giving a sense of depth?
>>341317025
I wonder if he sticks himself in electrical outlets.
>>341317643
the website also notes that the cover legendaries have powered up phases which may compensate for their shifty typings and unique-but-not-really abilities
or they could just be like the pony legendary's dragon dildo horn form. or Xerneas' two phases which are just cosmetic
>>341318604
We already saw these dude, they turn like that when using their signature move.
Kinda like the two Kyurems.
>>341316097
this is still better designed than >>341315718
It's pleasant to the eye, doesn't have unnecessary things on it, op's pokemon just looks wrong
can you please keep the new pokemons in /vp/? I want to go into the games blind and you faggots are going to fuck this up again
>>341315718
Is this the angriest looking pokemon to date?
Deviljho trapped in a rats body
>>341316275
Liepard has great porn, so >she doesn't count.
>>341317946
>the only Pokemon ever used to trick the player when picking up items.
are you serious man Electrode's been doing that shit for YEARS.
>>341319682
Hilarious.
>>341317025
Damn, combined with the circus themed starters this generation is shaping up to actually be pretty decent. taser bug is cute as fuck.
>not ditto
Have any of you ever even played pokemon?
>>341320076
Probably typhlosion or tyranitar
>>341320076
Electrode was pretty angry looking
>>341316097
I came here to post this
>>341319682
fucking genwunners
>>341316672
LOOK AT THAT DICK
>>341321772
retard who doesn't understand /vp/'s purpose and treats it like /mlp//
>>341318358
They've almost always looked like that. Half of the gen 1 pokemon have those painted on DBZ angry eyes
>>341322163
One questions whether /vp/ even HAS a purpose, if not to be like /mlp/.
>>341319682
Genwunners make shit up to excuse the shitty designs of Gen 1. Get over it already, Gen 1 designs are only good because of nostalgia. I admit it, you can admit it too.
If shit like Muk or Voltorb/Electrode came out today, everyone would be saying how shit it is.
>>341315718
someone post Beartato
>>341315718
WAIT A MINUTE
I RECOGNIZE THAT POSE
>>341322613
it's for all the non vidya related stuff pokemon has for it that used to clog up the pokemon general that was up almost 24/7 on /v/. The pokemon games are fine, the cards, show and other stuff belong exclusively on /vp/. Kinda like how you can still talk about old videogames on /v/ even though /vr/ exists.
>>341317025
Joltik is cuter.
>>341322861
>/vr/
I always forget that board even exists. I can at least understand the purpose of /vg/.
>>341317143
I wonder if it evolves in Zangoose.
>>341315718
>hating on the Deviljho of Pokemon
>>341322841
>still stuck on Mem Aleph
WHO THOUGHT THAT BOSS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>>341322797
I know what I'm naming mine now
>>341317946
>the only Pokemon ever used to trick the player when picking up items.
>>341323171
Porn already?
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>341318604
I want to breed with that moon.
>>341323290
iirc there was porn of Fennekin within 6 minutes of its release
>>341317946
babby detected
>>341323495
Can you imagine someone waiting night and day waiting for the new starters to be shown, with their pirated copy of photoshop open, ready to paint the dirtiest shit they could of whatever they saw?
>>341316638
it's a seal
named seel
brilliant
>>341316097
>pokeball mimic looks like a pokeball
Nah you don't say
>>341323495
Chespin was the first one to get porn. It was 12 minutes
>>341323891
>It's a seal named Dewgong
>>341323785
Yes.
Dicks are mystical tools that are not to be trifled with.
If someone is horny enough, they can will even the most disgusting and degenerate stuff into existence within mere seconds.
>>341321648
Electrode was chill, it was Voltorb the BANZAI MOTHERFUCKER looking pokemon.>>341316097
But my vote would go to Drudderigaroo mon, all that angst because he didn't get a Machine type digievolution.
>>341324319
This mon really baffles me. What was the inspiration? Not to say he's not a cool mon. Gen 5 was the best.
>>341317025
imma grabbin' dat Grubbin
>>341324449
it's a gargoyle based off....children's toys?
>>341324319
Druddigon looks like a Digimon but at least he looks like a cool one.
He's fine.
>>341324319
I would have thought this guy was Grass/Dragon looking at him.
He kind of resembles thorny bush leaves and thorns.
>>341324449
It's a gargoyle.
>>341324449
maybe pic related?
>>341323198
Based SJ team
Just get a demon that repels everything.
>>341324651
>>341324590
I looked it up and the best I could find was the "agama agama". I like your ideas better though.
>hating best new pokymin
pleb
>>341324836
Maybe it's a mix of that and a thorny devil lizard.
>>341324651
>Gargoyle
>Not part Rock type
c'mon now.
>>341324449
What baffles me is that is the only thing in it's family line. It looks like a third stage evolution.
>>341317946
THIS! What's so hard to get? Foongus LITERALLY does Voltorb's mimic niche WAY better.
>>341325110
Charizard's a dragon and it's not dragon type.
Drapion's a scorpion but it's not a bug type.
Inkay and Malamar are squid but they aren't water type.
>>341325194
Voltorb would wait for someone to come up to it thinking it's an item and self destruct
Foongus more likely uses his looks as a defensive measure against predatory pokemon
>>341317302
Unova being all Gen-5 pokemon until after the Elite 4 was great though. It just needed better distribution and altered evolutions of certain pokemon (There's no reason to use things like Braviary/Vulture pre-evos since they evolve too late).
>>341317946
Why does that thing have a Poké Ball-shaped cap? I don't see that cap attracting anything other than greedy and careless Trainers.
>>341324609
>looks like a Digimon
not nearly edgy enough
>>341324449
It was probably based of a child's drawing.
It's objectively the worst dragon type in pokemon in terms of stats and moovepool.
>>341317302
I don't get the hate for gen V, I loved those games and especially the fact that there was only new pokemon in the region.
>>341315718
gen 7 will have the worst pokemon
>>341324319
Chrom Cruach, Celtic dragon covered in bloody spikes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crom_Cruach
>>341315718
No you're just being plain stupid here
>>341325552
are they eating raw hamburgers?
>>341325746
meant for >>341324449
>>341325607
>Arresterdramon
>It's not wearing a Judge Dredd costume
>Doesn't even look like a cop or JUSTICE related at all
>>341325607
>that neck
>nope.jpeg
>>341325592
it works on the player somehow
besides electrode is fucking huge and somehow people still confuse it for an item
>>341318058
They were put on Hawaii to control rats. It's either Pikachu or a new Pikamon.
>>341326449
what if it's just rattatas?
>>341326762
>>341326449
it's probably bidoofs
>>341326831
Beavers aren't rats you bidoofus.
>>341325710
GF will have to try pretty hard if they want to do worse than Gen 6 mons. I can easily make a team of six using solely that Gen's new pokemon except for Kalos.
>>341326906
Yeah but it'd be really funny if there was a pokemon specifically designed to eradicate bidoofs from a particular region.
>>341326932
gen6 was fine, gen7 already looks like the worst generation
>>341327174
gen six had the least new mons next to gen 2.
>>341327359
yes in terms of numbers it was bad, but I'm comparing designs here
>>341327174
gen4 was fine, gen5 looks like the worst generation
gen3 was fine, gen4 looks like the worst generation
gen2 was fine, gen3 looks like the worst generation
We do this every fucking time.
>>341315718
the teeth make it look retarded not cute or intimidating
>MFW its ability is intimidate
>>341315718
>Yungoos
what the fuck, isn't there already a pokemon named this or at least something similar?
>>341315718
I can't fap to this
>>341327737
Nope, Strong Jaw and Stakeout, which makes all attacks inflict double damage on Pokemon that switch in during a battle.
>>341327586
1>2>3>6>5>4>7
>>341315718
It's the region's rat pokémon, of course its design is "lazy".
>>341315718
Lol donald drumpf the pokemon. Being angry all the time.
>>341327841
>"pokemon are overdesigned these days, go back to simplistic designs"
>they give us simple designs
>"wow why is it so simple game freak is so lazy"
>>341328420
whens Xangoose
![simpsons.s05e03-med.avi_snapshot_15.29_[2015.01.04_15.57.02].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oX8tzZI.jpg "simpsons.s05e03-med.avi_snapshot_15.29_[2015.01.04_15.57.02].jpg")
>>341326449
Kind of a Rascal Raccoon situation. Pikachu is hella popular, so pokemon dealers bring in a lot of pikachu to satisfy pet demand (also explains why in Pokemon Yellow there's a pikachu shortage [LORE DEEPENS]).
But Pikachu is an awful pet, it destroys electrical wiring, is very noisy, and you can't even hit the little bastard because it doesn't have any qualm against electrocuting humans. So, parents fed up with Pikachu's bullshit, tell their kids Pikachu went to the farm upstate while in reality they just release the little bugger into the wild. Cue in the Yungoos.
What will they do when the Yungoos becomes a problem tho?
>>341328106
why did I get a boner from seeing scolipede?
>>341323785
Through dick, unity.
>>341320076
It's not angry. It's just showing its teeth.
Doesn't look like it has a furrowed brow, though.
>>341315718
>Clearly a mongoose
>They didn't even give it a proper mouth, just drew a circle and colored in some teeth, the same thing i did when I was 10 years old
>Paws are non existent, just stubs with sharp claws added on
I hate whoever designed this. it's 2016, you think they would be able to design something better than Seel >>341316638
>>341328989
why wouldn't you
>>341328989
Feminine penis.
>>341323495
>>341315718
This is close to being the worst pokemon ever made. At least dog pokemon makes up for it.
>>341325710
>The game is horrible because it didn't show me everything about it.
Calm your dick, bitch nigga.
>>341328420
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of
>mfw game freak is now being lazy with both the designs and the names
>>341329423
The dog pokemon is shit. This one is good.
>>341329717
You're retarded, they've always been lazy with the names. Always a corruption of whatever they're based off of (Seel, Jynx) or mixing two words together (Voltorb, Fearow).
>people calling this too simple
>people calling it too complex
>using gen 1 as reference
Irony
>>341329717
Pokémon names have always been corruptions of real words or portmanteaus. Take the nostalgia goggles off.
>>341329717
>now
Three fucking gen 1 Pokemon have KING in their name.
T
H
R
E
E
>>341315718
>Those teeth
>Small mammal
I think i saw that before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1bUmb7bq6I
why is trump now a pokemon?
>>341328989
as Homer once said
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-4P1WPE-Qg
>>341330806
Slaking
Seaking
Kingdra
Kingler
>>341315718
Looks like a Gen I pokemon Tbh.
>>341330806
oh nvm, didn't notice that gen 1 part.
>>341331497
>Slaking
>Kingdra
>gen1
>>341331484
I-is that cropped porn of a bee pokemon bitting an anus?
>>341331484
That's an anus, right?
>>341331484
dont bite an asshole
that shit hurts
Here's his evolution
>>341332421
close, it's a mantis
>>341317302
>Yes, because filling up Unova with nothing but new mons the first time around worked so well for the fanbase
Uh, yes it did. Everybody loved that.
>>341317302
I totally loved that
>>341326906
>bidoofus
>>341317025
I'm still hoping for Bug/Rock with MotorDrive or LightningRod
>>341324449
It's a pretty basic western-style dragon monster, with an ugly face and rough-looking spiky body and everything. It's also probably the most unremarkable Dragon-type yet introduced, and I can't help but think it was 100% intentional; Game Freak wanted to make an actually weak(ish) Dragon-type for once and it's a boring, grotesque European dragon.
>>341315718
>>341331160
That's kind of grasping. We see cats make those fanged grins in anime as well.
>simple designs again
Thank god
>>341337734
They never left.
>>341338478
This, what an awful idea. Maybe it would've been more excusable if the region had > 79 new pokemon.
>>341338478
Nobody liked Klefki's design then and nobody likes it now.
>>341339065
>fairy that steals keys
I like it.
>>341326449
There is no rat pokemon, but Yungoose will be super common
>>341315718
>>341331586
It appeared in Gen 1.
>>341339237
>steals
It cares for keys, you give it keys.
>>341315718
looks better than that overdesigned garbage that was gen3 and 4
>>341338842
>>341338478
actually its based on a mischievous sprite that would steel keys and hoard them.
most pokemon designs are based off of of real animals/object or old stories/tales, a good example being wishcash.
>>341339065
I like it.
>>341315718
Okay, I'm no genwunner but I'll admit that that looks completely terrible.
>>341315718
Looks like Trump, I like it.
>>341326932
Greninja
Aegislash
Aurorus
Hawlucha
Talonflame
Noivern
That was mine.
>>341340869
Cannot unsee.
>>341340869
Oh shit it does
>>341339957
That doesn't look like it at all.
>>341340362
how are any gens over designed? i mean seriously, no gen ever struck me as having anything overly complicated, the only thing that comes close is fused Kyurem, but thats justified as its a fucked up Frankenstein, and some megas, even then (Most)those get a pass too because its an unnatural forced temp evo that supposed to be the Pokemons biology tryharding(?).
>>341339065
>>341338842
Nope, kill yourselves. I love Klefki, one of my favorite mons.
Anyway I've been with Pokemon since Yellow released, and I've loved every Pokemon since and wouldn't have it any other way. Gen 7 is already looking cooler.
>>341326932
>sticking with only 6
>not rotating around whatever mons you like since the new exp share function lets you do it without grinding
I had like 22 mons rotating in my team in OR. It's a lot more fun.
honest question here
why did they stop making sexy pokemons?
looks like the radiohead symbol
>>341317025
Rather have Bug/Ground
>>341342352
they don't want you to fuck pokemon so stop trying waifu shitter
>>341324084
Doesn't make it not lazy as fuck
It's pretty basic but it's honestly the best 'rattata' since gen 3 (sadly nothing will ever top zigzagoon for QT factor)
>>341342001Because its the pre evolution
>>341325552
animu girls eating hambaga is my fetishand i'm not even american
>>341331484
>>341343359
>>341323076
>Y comes before Z
>Young
It'd be cool even though they look nothing alike and introducing preevolutions is fucking pointless
>>341342001
Allow me to play Remoraid into Octarock
Evos made even less sense back then
>>341317143
Hungry hippopotas edit when?
>>341316867
IT'S A HONEY BADGER
>>341344038
oh shit, I hope
>>341343998
it's a revolver into an artillery cannon retard
>>341344038
>Normal/Steel Typing
>Learns all Rage moves(includingOutRage) naturally
I can dig it.
>>341315718
>WE'RE GOING TO BUILD A WALL OF BASTIODONS AND SEND THOSE LUDICOLOS AND HAWLUCHAS TO THE OTHER SIDE
>>341317946
>>341316097
/vp/'s mimic pokemon a best
>>341344038
IT'S A FUCKING MONGOOSE HOLY SHIT
>>341315718
Because every other rattata is so complex in design?
>>341344927
>>341345084
>>341344927
>>341345327
>>341345084
>>341344927
http://capx.wikia.com/wiki/Doppole
>>341328126
>drumpf
>>341325710
Huh.
>>341345327
Give him a fedora to tip
>>341315718
Make Pokemon great again
>genwunner board discussing pokemon
>>341327972
1>2>4>3=6>7
>>341344927
I like it.
>>341339957
When pokemon started out it was implied pokemon had just shown up on earth, because Ash is so enthusiastic about them and acts like he hasn't seen them in his life despite them being the worlds animals. There was also that episode where a scientist suggests all pokemon (not just clefairy) came from the moon.
>>341344927
pretty cool honestly
>>341346154
>When pokemon started out it was implied pokemon had just shown up on earth
They literally have fossils.
>>341346578
Not until later, the pokemon anime verse was still trying to figure shit out, hence the normal animals.
>>341347364
they had fossils since gen 1 you dumb fag
>>341342352
They made Goodra last gen.
>>341347364
There is even a fossil museum in the literal second city you visit.
>>341347456
I'm talking about the anime, not the game.
The fossil pokemon didn't show up until later and by the time they did the normal animals stopped showing up.
>>341342352
They didn't. Gen 6 has a lot of sexymons. I'm sure at least one of the starters final forms will be sexy.
Even if there aren't any, that won't stop people. I've already seen a bunch of really hotanthroSolgaleo porn
>>341347906
who cares about the anime?
this is /v/
>>341319682
How's that goalpost? Not too heavy?
>>341327972
3>4>2>1>6>5, and based on what I've seen so far, 7 is between 1 and 4 somewhere
>>341348168
He posted a picture of something from the anime that implies normal animals, something that was in the early season of pokemon.
The first game didn't really go into too much "deepest lore" shit except for the War and the existence of the Americas and the Aztecs.
>>341342352
>Fennekin line
>Greninja
>Florges line
>Sylveon
>Goodra
>Diancie
>>341348481
>better than the original pokemon
get the fuck out
and kill yourself for rating 4 over 1 and 2
abomination
>>341345852
>>341345559
>>341345475
>>341346541
The whole dex
they got some pretty stellar music too
https://soundcloud.com/frostfuzz/title-theme-update-1
https://soundcloud.com/dewdneym/doucherado-black-and-white-2-1
https://soundcloud.com/marcus-dewdney-1/pokemon-sage-evil-team-battle
https://soundcloud.com/frostfuzz/pkeronze-1
https://soundcloud.com/mathias-kristoffersen-2/sets/gen-vp for the whole music playlist if you wanna hear more
>>341347906
You think the anime writers didn't know about the existence of fossils or something?
>>341348715
yeah too bad the game is dead
>>341348708
>gen 2
>good designs
Nice try Johtoddler memelord.
>>341348708
>first automatically means better
>>341315718
>>341348626
That's not even all of them
>Pangoro
>Noivern
>Heliolisk
>Meowstic
>>341349008
>johtoddler
I was 16 when gold and silver came out
that's been over 15 years now
you were probably not even born back then
>>341315718
I hate it's fucking mouth. Not only does it look like the kind of mouth a child would draw since separated teeth are too difficult, it also looks like it's just painted onto its face.
I can't believe they okayed this design.
>>341348715
Erion for best of the golem trio especially in regards to theme
https://soundcloud.com/frostfuzz/pkerion-1
>>341348708
Gen I aged worse than your mom.
>>341344765
>>341336104
MAKE ALOLA REGION GREAT AGAIN
>>341349876
nice meme
>>341348715
Do you have a link to the wiki/beta designs? I wanted to see the beta designs for Dreamdery and Macabra
>>341350008
>nice meme
This is my favorite meme.
>Blindly sucking the 151 pokemon
The reality is that there are good pokemon every gen, and bad pokemon every gen.
Even subjective aside, you should always find favorites every gen, unless you are a mega faggoot.
>>341349431
Not the guy you replied to but I was alive during Gen 2 and I can say that it is overrated hogwash.
>>341350249
>overrated
nice meme
senpai yungoose is bae.
Friendly reminder that after creating one of the most successful game franchises ever to exist, gamefreak went on to value quantity over quality and now have;
>a key ring pokemon
>a chandelier pokemon
>an ice cream pokemon
>a sarcophagus pokemon
>a pile of garbage pokemon
>a totem pole pokemon
>a hot air balloon pokemon
>a clay doll pokemon
>a floating sword pokemon
>a barnacle pokemon
Yeah, great "designs" you got there
>>341350213
>The reality is that there are good pokemon every gen, and bad pokemon every gen.
>there are good people and bad people in every race/religion/gender
no shit
but there are fewer bad ones in older generations
literally the only bad pokemon I can think of right now from gen 1 are lickitung and jynx
and even those in comparison are a lot better than a lot of newer pokemon
>>341350412
>can't make a proper refutation
>resorts to a clubhouse catchphrase
Pathetic.
>>341350648
It's a honey badger.
>>341350717
refuting what? you've made no argument
you just called gen2 overrated but gave no reason why
I can't refute your arguments when you don't make them
>>341316097
>/v/ lurkers are going to defend Voltorb to trigger smar people
>>341350665
Most of those are good though.
>>341350708
>but there are fewer bad ones in older generations
PFffahahaha.
>literally the only bad pokemon I can think of right now from gen 1 are lickitung and jynx
AHAHAAHAAAHA
Is this the power of nostalgia? Absolute delusion? Must be nice.
>>341350986
gr8 b8 m8
