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Nintendo Conference continued edition
This thread is for a slower-paced discussion than the sticky, try to refrain from spamming memes in caps lock.
Streams: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCybaCBcB2c
Obligatory comfy vidya music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtf7pocKg-E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GavnF2SuOc
Poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10476109
LASS AUDREY IS A CUTIE
HOLY SHIT SHE'S A REAL FUCKING CUTIE
TAN LASS CONFIRMED
MUH WEENUS
I'm starting to actually like the look of this new game.
Fuck.
>Lass Audrey
Audrey confirmed
LASS AUDREY
I preferred the trainer portraits
Lass a cute.
>>341279290
NO SHITPOSTING !
This Pokemon stuff is really boring.
>>341280085
Ain't she?
>Nintendo is winning E3 with only two game so far
how far the industry has fallen
>pokemon proportions
>wii graphics (not U, just wii)
>forced open world
>gameplay looks bland as fuck
>voice acting
>praise it for having huge areas, not good ones
Wew
How long until they go back to showing zelda?
I don't give a shit about pokemon.
I wasn't gonna get this game, but I think now I'm hype.
It looks really good.
I'll unhack my 3ds because there's nothing good anyway (other than this and mohun) and buy this
I'm going to marry Audrey-chan!
>all these sonyggers shitposting all the E3 threads because they can't handle that Nintendo won E3 with Zelda alone
>>341280289
fuck off with the winning nonsense, this isn't a sport
>>341280142
i mean they are moving closer to a 3d pokemon game like every1 always wanted
I agree with the Sam, the music sounds very appropriate and comfy.
>>341280306
How many times do you need to post this.
>>341280182
I'll try but I really hate Nintendo now. The fact that they've only got two games and one of them is complete shit (pokemon) is bullshit.
I WILL FUCK THIS PRESCHOOLER
>>341280209
i just wanna sleep righ now, this just isn't worth it.
>>341280306
wew lad, thanks for reviewing the game already
>finally zelda's voice acting
>sun and moon loooking good so far, pokemon-needs-to-change-it-looks-the-same-fags BTFO
>that YUNGOOS
not even THREE games and nintendo has already won e3
>>341280336
>unhack my 3ds
Or you could just buy it anyways but download the rom and play it on your hacked 3DS?
QT SHOTA CONFIRMED
there's literally nothing to talk about
>>341280289
They ain't won shit.
Two good games is still ONLY TWO GAMES.
>30min with only Pokémon so far and it keeps going on.
So Nintendo really doesn't have any games to reveal?
How does a preschooler have Pokemon muh lore
>showing Pokemon
Literally(!) no one cares. The gameplay is 2 decades old, we all know how it plays. No need to show this more than 2 minutes.
>So little to offer you need to pad things out by showing how pokemon works
>>341280363
same
>2016
>CARING ABOUT POKEMON
H
O
L
Y
SHIT JUST START ZELDA ALREADY!
I thought X/Y had completely killed my interest in mainline pokemon, but this looks kinda neat.
Probably won't buy, but it's nice to aee they're actually improving shit for once.Maybe they'll actually make it fucking difficult.
>>341280289
Dumb anime poster
POKEMON BOKU NO PICO VERSION
soudesune
>>341280472
Until he gets enough (You)s to make it through the hard seasons when (You) farming dries up.
>Pokemon is literally so casual now that the game tells you if a move will be effective or not
EMBARASSING
Well E3 was really shit this year huh. Even the cool games had barely anything to show
>>341280570
Of course not
>>341280570
I really like that picture of Purple Heart.
HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU NEED TO DISCUSS FUCKING POKEMON?
JUST STOP WITH POKEMON ALREADY!
JUST STOP WITH POKEMON ALREADY!
JUST STOP WITH POKEMON ALREADY!
JUST STOP WITH POKEMON ALREADY!
We fucking know what the game is like, it's been the same game for nearly 30 years!
>>341279290
>woodpoker
LEWD
>mfw i woke up specifically for Nintendo and they only show 1 fucking game and Pokemon all day
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT
Cute burd
>>341280627
>>341280586
Nice falsflagging, Ponygger
>>341280586
So what you're saying is you'd rather an hour of only zelda
WOODPECKER
CUTE
Pikipek
16 pecks per second
connan bird is the least unique pokemon ive seen so far
TWO GAMES
TWO ALREADY ANNOUNCED GAMES
PIKIPEK IS CUTE
I WANT SAM TO USE WOODPOKER ON ME
>>341280728
go to bed grandpa you're not convincing anyone with that shitposting.
That bird looks really cute
>>341280182
It's funposting.
I stopped watching 10 minutes ago , are they still talking about Pokemon?
Jesus.
>>341280728
Are you retarded?
Normal isn't effective against any type.
It probably only says if it causes damage or not.
>almost 40 minutes of pokeshit
Hilarious.
>Masaka!
>>341280759
>>341280764
Quit the fucking whining you little shits, why don't you just fuck off to the sticky if you're going to moan little an autistic baby - drink bleach.
>>341279290
Is it over already? Is this is? I missed the beginning and there are just people playing Pokemon now.
>>341280728
They want the Yokai Watch audience, what do you expect?
>he almost managed to get beat at pokemon
this nigga died to a wild pokemon at the start of the game
are you kidding me
>>341280508
Treehouse isn't a two hour event. It's suppose to be running over two days, giving people in-depth look about the games. You're not supposed to get all the info crammed into one sitting. Go to sleep. You can watch it at any convenient time and catch up then.
>>341281082
Fuck off, Mariel.
Holy shit this is garbage it just keeps going
OH FUCK IT'S THE BIRD
Alright, I'm out. Gonna play some Overwatch, thanks Nintendo.
This is incredibly boring. Like, worse than the EA conference boring.
>No Linkle
I'm beyond mad.
>>341279290
>Nintendo Conference
I wouldn't really call this a conference my friend.
REMEMBER NO ANIME
>Sonygger so angry at Nintendo winning that they keep shitposting every E3 threads
lol
You guys are sad
He's going to get rekt if he doesn't heal his months.
>the Pokemon talk never fucking ends
>>341280871
Of course, which fucking faggot wouldn't?
No one cares about Pokeshit. You let Pokemon fight and there are new ones, we get it. Show Zelda you inbreds.
>>341281017
Yes.
Explaining how the mechanics work, in a game where everything is the same as always.
Can we agree that this is worst presentation so far?
>one Zelda trailer and then boring as shit pokemon gameplay for the rest of the event
J U S T
>>341281052
Nigger normal is effective against everything but rock and ghost.
You are thinking super effective.
Jesus christ, we get it.
Pokemon is pokemon.
>>341280925
>>341280570
>shit opinions
>absolute lack of understanding
>posts anime
Everytime, without fail
>>341281091
He's fast!
>>341280728
>but knowing that bug does double damage to dark is part of the SKILL of these games!
lmao @ your life if you think there is any "skill" to pokemon
i'm not saying the other conferences were good, but at least i was watching them. this is boring as fuck. nobody needs to be shown what a pokemon sequel is like
>>341281103
FUCK YOU BOB, YOU'RE DEAD NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR HELLISH NIGHTMARES
>Legend of Skyrim: Baren empty world edition
>Call of Pokemon: Modern Rehash #7
>running away from wild pokemon
>>341281278
STAY IN DENIAL NINTENDKID
>TWO GAMES
>TWO GAMES
FACE IT YOU LOST
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>341281278
I cant imagine even the biggest Nintendo fanboy is interested at all in watching someone play Pokemon.
>>341281332
>worse than EA
No.
There's at least video games here.
>>341281145
yeah man, alright.
>>341281278
>Every other e3 thread is chill and pleasant
>nintendo comes
>they're showing games
>"people" are "mad" at Nintendo
reminder to hide and filter sonnygers.
Watching someone play Pokemon is boring as fuck, just stop
Literally the worst conference this year. Only Zelda can save us.
I'm watching the Super Best Friends stream and they just closed the Nintendo stream to play the Nier trailer instead and I don't even care.
>Still showing Pokemon.
They fucking lost.
Rival takes the weak Pokemon?
>POLKA MON
Alright, this is how I pronounce it but why is it so triggering when she says it?
I want to fornicate with Lillie
man I really miss the asshole rivals from gen I and especially II
everyone is your friend now, it's kinda shitty
>>341281467
Except last gen
>>341281438
my fucking suedes
>>341280862
>Actually caring about this series
K
E
K
>>341279290
>Nintendo """"""""""Conference""""""""""
T-time to search for Lilly on those drawing sites.
How long is the treehouse thing going to go for if they are spending this long on Pokemon?
>>341281145
That's not how e3 works. If they can't be assed to show their best and biggest titles and technology right away, I'm not going to go out of my way to find it later.
SAM GETTING HORNY OVER THE PROFESSOR
>>341281082
lmao aren't you the faggot who posted his tiny dick?
Imagine if they'd port Yooka Laylee to the 3DS
I'll be diamonds if they announce it
>>341281017
For the last time, this is Treehouse, it's suppose to be slow since it runs for the duration of two days, not two hours. Just watch when the segment that interests you is on. There's no point in watching every single minute of it, since that's not it's purpose.
>>341281402
>Complains about lack of understanding
>Needs 40 minutes of pokemon discussion to understand
Fuck off child, anyone who even has heard of Nintendo knows enough about Pokemon that this is fucking useless.
>>341281278
>Spending almost half an hour showing handheld shit.
>Winning.
Get fucked.
>>341281438
JOKES
>>341281402
What don't I understand?
They're only showing off two games, Reggie said it. Nintendo is a fucking trash, they're on a steady climb downwards every E3
>Lowee will become the next Planeptune
I finally understand what he meant by this.
>>341281697
was pretty surprising to hear her say she found him dreamy, and then the translator actually translating it
>yfw nintendo fucking LOST again;_;
>>341280759
>>341280764
You guys realize they will stream two full days of Zelda, Pokemon and a few indie games?
If you don't like it just leave
>Making the ritual fight the one with your starter having the advantage
>>341281686
until 1, then it's back to Zelda for the rest of the day
There is no Direct/Conference this year
Just end it all
>"new pokemon game!"
>"anything new?"
>"not really, still just pokemon"
>"what about that new zelda thing? that looked intere-"
>"POKEMON!"
>mfw
>>341281724
Yooka Laylee isn't exactly a demanding game but could the 3DS handle it at all?
I want to be ploughed by hakase
>That qt hitting on the professor in the game
>All this focus on "culture" in a fucking pokemon game of all things that nobody will care about
Also the guy playing this sucks.
>>341281512
>>Every other e3 thread is chill and pleasant
lol no
Why do people even like Pokemon?
it is sooo boring
No matter how good you think Zelda is, this has been pretty fucking underwhelming so far.
>>341281432
LOOKS LIKE YOUR LIFE WAS A HAPPY LITTLE ACCIDENT
came for games trailers,got 30min game play
>>341281697
You aren't tho?
I'm straight but the Prof does look handsome as fuck.
>Just in case kids can't figure out whether an element is effective, not effective, or neutral, let's just spell it out for them
>Let's also tell them upfront when a Pokemon has an evolution and sap the element of surprise out of it
Kids aren't that stupid, Jesus.
>it's a "sonyggers shitpost in every thread" episode
>>341281512
>they're showing games
They're showing 2 games, there's no reason for them to spend this much time on pokemon, its a 20 year old franchise, they could be using that time to show off a bit of zelda and then something actually new. Instead their showing 2 already announced games and that's it.
KAWAII DESU NE
>>341281724
I'd rather not play yooka laylee in 144p
>>341281724
Here is an exclusive screenshot!
Cute brown shota
>>341281512
Pff, threads during the Ubi conference was a complete shitshow.
>>341281863
Nintendo wasnt competing
They are here to show Zelda U in all it's glory
and it's succeeding, trailer looks great and people are actually going to play it
>>341281917
>that shitty zelda trailer
>interesting
we've really sunk to a new low nintendo
>>341281863
It's good Iwata isn't alive to see this.
>>341281724
>Announcing anything
It's only Pokemon now. They are stretching it because they have nothing else to show us.
>>341281692
That is exactly how e3 is suppose to work, you moron. It's not a two hour event, it's a week-long event. You suppose to use the entire week to show your games.
>>341281795
They'll show Pogeymanz and Zelda today, more tomorrow.
>>341281950
I like pokemon and this is actually more hype that I expected from nintendo
>>341281950
I disagree. Setting looks fantastic, the UI was massively improved with many QOL additins and you can see the trainers.
This actually sold me on pokemon S&M
So when are they showing Zelda? I'm bored of shit pokemon rehash.
Why is pokemon set on a tropical island again?
It was already done with Hoenn.
And why do it again right after the hoenn remake?
Most importantly, why isn't May in it?
>>341281883
Why even bother showing up if you only have two games to show. And we have known about both games for months/years by now.
I mean, what the hell are they even working on?
>>341282014
Zelda is an even older franchise.
They have all day. Go do some squats and jerk off.
Nintendo fans are almost as vigilantly defending Nintendo's failures, as regressive left cucks are defending Islam's failures.
>>341282008
>he actually likes pokemon
>>341281724
It's not gonna happen.
And knowing nintendo they'll gimp the 3ds version in favor of the WiiU version.
Just like tr4sh
Just like Hyrule Warriors
>>341282126
so more darkskin pokemon hentai?
>>341281815
>TFW white heart will be kill in the next Neptunia game.
So when do you guys think are they actually going to show NX? I'd say around September
>>341282315
>/pol/posting in /v/
truly sonyggers are the worst
>>341282180
People like you make /v/ the shithole it is
>WATER/FAIRY starter
>>341282287
>those tits
>>341282287
Man I love may.
>>341282153
I already blocked that fiasco out of my mind though.
>DANCING!
>>341282315
>as regressive left cucks are defending Islam's failures
But it was a success.
>same old "Let's have fun!" rival
ENOUGH
Bound - Indie Garbage Muh Female Feels Edition: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE37l6RvF-c
Hawken - Game released in 2012: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHjWa7ueHT8
God of War - Last of Us clone (interactive movie): www.youtu.be/CJ_GCPaKywg
The Last Guardian - A game that was announced 6 times already, looks dated: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL2zzgW6YOo
Horizon Zero Dawn - Another delayed game that was already announced - Muh Stronk Independent Womyn is present obviously: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5Xx3MdqdgM
Detroit Become Human - Oh look, another interactive movie, cant wait to see homosexuals from the future in "Beyond Souls - Future Gay Distopia edition": www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD1pbWCJcKQ
Resident Evil 7 - Multiplat, dated graphics, vr gimmick: youtu.be/V_Hbr9ITvc0
Days Gone - Would you look at that, another Last Of Us clone with muh feels and cinematic experiencie - www.youtube.com/watch?v=n95IaELdWDU
Here They Lie - Probably another muh feels story from the retards of Bound and The Order -Teaser for unfinished game that will be delayed like every Sony game announced at E3: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-bcha7Q4pk
Spider-Man - Cutscenes Galore with 3 seconds of "gameplay", Looks like a Batman clone - Will be delayed into oblivion: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R2uvJqWeVg
Farpoint - Another VR gimmick, get ready to "play" it in 2018: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18R6Sb97nM
Skylanders - Multiplat - Do i even need to comment this one?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmkM0R90wTs
Batman: Arkham VR - Multiplat - This is actually the official name - No need to comment further: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwdZvJfxqtE
LEGO Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Multiplat - Its a Lego game: www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOL5cKOkST4
Call of Duty: Infinite Sequels - Multiplat - Another garbage cod for retards to eat up like every gear - www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmaZw1xMxBQ
Death Stranding - Timed Exclusive -The only thing that looks decent, no gameplay shown: www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2nuHEGhwiw
>>341280289
>>Nintendo is winning E3
No fucking way, unless you REALLY REALLY like Pokemon there's no way in hell they've beaten Sony.
Yes we get it Nintendo lost but fuck me can they stop this pokeshit and go back to Zelda please
>>341281480
Battlefield 1 looked neat though.
>Disarnng voice
POPLIO FAIRY/WATER CONFIRMED
>>341282294
they're working on throwing the Pee-U under the bus and evacuating all their investment from it. It was a piece of shit and failed horribly.
>>341282167
I love the part where they're showing Zelda
>>341282014
a 20 year old franchise that's the most popular video game franchise of all time and that almost everyone on the entire planet between the ages of 2 and 35 are still massively obsessed with and probably will be for the forseeable future
>>341282315
>taking over Europe
>failure
>Even harder handholding
w-what about the Dragon Quest games?
>Popplio learns Disarming Voice
FAIRY THIRD STAGE CONFIRMED
>>341282315
>Bringing /pol/ shit into /v/
Stop, you fucking faggot.
JUst started watching. WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS?
>>341282503
>NINTENDRONES IN THIS MUCH DENIAL
>>341281928
Well, the comfy threads from the other consoles were pretty chill. On fact, most of them rarely go past 1-2 threads. Every other thread wasn't but the comfy thread is suppose to be that.
Look on the bright side, you can now tell your grandchildren that you actually witnessed Nintendo's death.
>>341282424
>le /pol/ boogeyman
>>341282503
wow anon
wow
you're dedicated at the very least
>>341282519
Are you Swedish by any chance
![[HorribleSubs] Sengoku Musou - 05 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.10_[2015.02.08_19.51.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7GpkOOY.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Sengoku Musou - 05 [720p].mkv snapshot 19.10 [2015.02.08 19.51.49]")
>>341281512
>Show one game
>act like they won and shit up the place
WHY ARE YOU PERSECUTING US
Zelda will return in 20 minutes by the way.
>>341282506
What did sony have?
>>341281082
Why are you avatar fagging? Are you that much of an attention whore you have to be different on an anon image board? Pathetic.
>>341282503
What the fuck are you doing?
Does nintendo even try anymore?
>>341281917
>reddit academy
Opinion instantly discarded
>>341282605
>>341282495
>leave reading comprehension to me
>>341282652
tomorrow
same with pokemon go
which is why the fuck didn't they show pokemon go NOW?
>>341282732
Zelda of the Colossus
>>341282506
this pokemon demo has more gameplay than 80% of Sony's conference
>>341282503
ALL of that is still better than Pokemon which is LITERALLY the same as the Pokemon before it and the Pokemon before that.
Please end this shit.
I ONLY WANT MORE ZELDA DAMNIT
Seems like there is a lot more new fish around this year. Did you not see how the previous 2 nintendo conferences have gone? They completely change up their format. They will go on all day like this with different sections.
It's not like the other conferences when they just have an hour or 2 with a big scripted press/event conference/show
Although I don't really use nintendo stuff I really like their new E3 format. I'm happy just to sit here watching the actual real gameplay.
INCASE YOU'VE NOT PLAYED POKEMON BEFORE HERE IS THE MENU ISN'T THAT COOL!?
INCASE YOU'VE NOT PLAYED POKEMON BEFORE HERE IS THE MENU ISN'T THAT COOL!?
INCASE YOU'VE NOT PLAYED POKEMON BEFORE HERE IS THE MENU ISN'T THAT COOL!?
INCASE YOU'VE NOT PLAYED POKEMON BEFORE HERE IS THE MENU ISN'T THAT COOL!?
INCASE YOU'VE NOT PLAYED POKEMON BEFORE HERE IS THE MENU ISN'T THAT COOL!?
INCASE YOU'VE NOT PLAYED POKEMON BEFORE HERE IS THE MENU ISN'T THAT COOL!?
>It's known since months ago Nintendo will only show some Pokémon and Zelda
>no presentation, only treehouse gameplay shit
>people acting as this is something surprising and bitching non-stop
Are you fuckers retarded or just enjoy shitposting for free?
>>341282580
They did
In the beginning
Where the fuck were you?
So much for being a comfy thread.
Are you all incapable of chilling the fuck out?
>>341282596
>the most popular video game franchise of all time
>game literally tells you what attack you should use
>>341282503
calm down
>>341282913
They don't care anon, they are just here for the epic funposting.
This pokemon game actually look good
Many good UI changes
And island with beaches is the comfiest setting
RACE WAR
>>341280289
Nobody "won" E3 fuckface, it's all garbage this year so everyone loses including us.
>>341282803
19 games.
>>341282887
Bullshit, back to /vp/ with your droning.
>>341282503
How mad are you man just watch the show enjoy yourself. No reason to be upset.
OWL
W
L
>>341281145
It'd be fucking convinient if they told what titles they would be covering during these two days. It can't be only Pokemon and Zelda, right?oh who am I kidding
>multiplayer battle mode
fucking finally
4 WAY BATTLING
OH SHIT
Why did Nintendo think it was a good idea to open with Zelda, then completely screech to a halt by showing us Pokemon?
>>341280289
What a fag
>>341282961
We went from 30 posts and 25 IPs to 200 posts and 100 IPs.
It's like 3 people samefagging as soon as their shitpost CD ends
>>341282928
>its fucking nothing
>"you can catch pokemon"
>hurp
>durp
>"wow this game is cute"
this is embarassing
>>341282768
>France
>>341279290
Tre house needs to take an example from the Japs on how to present vidya.
>>341282503
>pokemon
>zelda
wait... that's it
>leafage
haha 420 hahaha blaze it hahaha
So should i buy a 3ds for this?
>>341282928
sonyggers out in full force, they love shitting on every one else
>>341282876
So I'm already up to speed? Nice.
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET COMFY
ARE YOU COMFY? I'M FUCKING COMFY.
>It's STILL pokemon on stream
end it
>>341282503
>pointing out dated graphics when defending nintendo
What the fuck are you doing, anon.
>Press a button and know a pokemon's weakness
>Game still tells you what moves are and aren't effective against it
I'm surprised they managed to make this more casual than X/Y
>>341283114
You mean 2 games and 17 cinematic experiences and trailers?
>>341282840
>avatar fagging
>>341282503
>RE
>Kojimbo New game
>TLG
>Crash is getting some remakes
>BUT MUH MULTIPLATS!
Kek games you will never get nintoddler
YES
HOLYSHIT
I ALWAYS FUCKING WANTED A PURE FFA POKEMON
YESSSS
I'M LEGIT FUCKING HAPPY
Reminder
Jesus christ, Im only here for the NX. Reggie mentioned it so now I'm sure they will announce it but I have to sit through this shit
>>341282921
To be fair the UI is completely redesigned.
>Battle Royal
>ends when one opponent is beaten
>>341282921
not everyone has played pokemon before you fat neckbeard
>battle ffa
>everyone gangs up on one guy
bullies
>>341283289
I'm comfy anon
come be comfy with me
;)
>>341283153
>everyone sends out Wailord
>game goes to 3fps
goty
>>341282503
New Zelda - nth iteration of the same shit, open world crafting / hunting meme
New pokemon - nth iteration of the same shit
Oh.. that's all
Playing dress up again with your pokewaifu is confirmed!
>>341283227
Swede confirmed
Ok, I'm out.
Not really interested in this and no end in sight.
I'll catch up with Zelda later.
>>341283369
They specifically stated it won't be at E3 lad.
They'll announce it at a later date.
>>341282851
Not really. But when your main audience is under 12, you don't have to. Parents will still buy this shit up for their kids no matter how bad or boring it is.
>those framedrops in 4 player battle
>>341282901
Anon, pls. Just look at the schedule, there's a block of time allocated to Zelda in a future timeslot. Come back then. This time is reserved for Pokemon.
>>341282961
POKEMON
40+ MINUTES OF POKEMON
>>341282085
heh heh heh, yur a funny guy
>dress up is here
fucking finally, they had no reason to remove it for oras
>>341283517
It's gonna end soon actually
>Just about out of time
Finally.
>>341283317
I mean 19 games. Sony won, the fact that Nintendo only had 2 games to show guarantees this.
>>341283320
Chill, hes going all out trying to defend, dont seek sense on his replies.
>>341283350
>45 minutes of pokemon
why
>wrap up
HERE WE GO
I just woke up, what did I missed from Nintendo conference? I am just watching this boring pokemon gameplay
>STILL showing Pokemon.
This is a disaster.
>>341283448
d-do you have a nice feminine penis?
>>341283350
That would have been a good OP. Not that it'd slow the shitposting.
Are there any pictures of Sam's legs/feet?
How much do you think he makes as a translator for moonspeak?
>Pokemon FFA
>Still being able to custom your trainer
This pokemon looks already 100 times more fun than ORAS.
>>341283660
what a piece of shit
>>341283641
Fuck they're gonna show Zelda gameplay when I have to get to a meeting
>>341283587
yes and? people enjoy pokemon, this wasn't going to be a conference like the others, this has been known for ages anon
Stayed up and can't even be arsed to watch it
Nighty night faggots
>>341283153
Oh boy I can't wait for four way wailord fights or four way fights with all the furbait pokemon.
Just imagine the porn, the only thing Pokemon is good for anymore.
>>341283587
>implying that isn't a good thing
>>341283707
I might, anon-chan
>>341283350
I'm curoius ot see the NES connction. Apparently Aonuma barely played the first LoZ and only liked cutting grass in ALttP.
>Pokemon was the whole conference.
I really feel sorry for Nintendofags right now.
>>341283418
Every fucking person who is watching this has, no person has ever went "What's a Nintendo? Lets watch an day long stream about it!"
>>341283680
Why the fuck not
>>341282875
What time tomorrow? I thought they were only showing stuff today.
>>341283641
Oh, you better not be lying to me.
>>341283687
you've never watched a treehouse before, have you?
>>341283350
>5+ hours of this
Fuck. This.
>people are so used to Sony and other trash companies only showing 1 minute of cinematic cutscenes that they can't handle gameplay for so long
KEK
Thank Christ, they're ending this Poke shitshow
I just want to see the introduction of Zelda U. Then I'm going to sleep.
>>341283707
Maybe?
>they're STILL talking
>Another pokemon game
>Its the same as the last three
Why don't they just do another Gale of Darkness or Colosseum? Those games are 100x better than the ones they make now.
AHAHAHAHAHAH NINTENTURDS THIS IS YOUR CONFERENCE?
>>341283861nice
LoZ in a few minutes.
How long is Nintendo?
>>341283350
>Be yuro
>For a moment I thought they would spend 14 hours discussing the connection to the NES Zelda
>zelda gameplay
THANK FUCKING GOD
>>341283828
Same, I was hoping for an hour of Zelda before I had to go.
Dammit Nintendo.
>>341283837
is that a boy or girli'd probably fuck it either way
>So you might have noticed this one thing in the game that I've pointed out because I've already played the game
>Oh wait we can't talk about that yet, sorry!
I wish she would stop doing that
>>341283793
40-60k depending on if he's full time and how much he actually has to do
>Zelda U gameplay next
Fucking finally
>>341283917
around this time
total of 2 days, the rest of today gonna be zelda
>>341284121
about 6 inches, i'd imagine
>>341284005
Oh yeah, if there's one franchise that really needs to deeply show off it's """""""""""""""""""""""""""new""""""""""""""""""""""""" gamplay, then it's definitely Pokemon. No one has ever seen that before.
IT'S FINALLY STOPPED, THANK YOU IWATA YOU SAVED US!
IT'S FINALLY STOPPED, THANK YOU IWATA YOU SAVED US!
IT'S FINALLY STOPPED, THANK YOU IWATA YOU SAVED US!
IT'S FINALLY STOPPED, THANK YOU IWATA YOU SAVED US!
>>341283350
>They really are only showing two games
Nintendo...had a hard life...
>all these people mad about 40 minutes of gameplay
>>341284121
2 days.
>>341284121
all day
>>341283680
To show something other than 10 hours of Zelda.
>>341284115
its the only other fucking game, no shit?
nintendont have a chance
>>341283289
I'm bored and not comfy. E3 this year had been kind of boring all around. Not bad, just boring.
>>341283837
What game/anime is she from?
Saw her posted before and never cared. Now I'm bored and want to know.
Is it any good? Or just good girl in shit show/game?
>>341284121
3 days.
>>341284005
>rpg
>gameplay
>>341283031
Seems like they lost their way to the sticky parrot shitpost dumping thread
>>341284292
>pokemon
>gameplay
>>341284174
>not knowing the flavor of the month
>>341284189
You serious? It's obviously her giving us extra info
Oh hey, someone linked the comfy thread to the sticky
That explain the shitposting.
Yeah, this conference is actually fucking depressing
>>341284361
Konosuba anime.
It's fun.
>>341284121
it's japanese so probably 4 or less
>>341284280
You've seen battle royale pokemon before?
Woah, tell me about it.
>>341284273
Depends what font size and type really.
>>341284292
Its pokemon gameplay. I could go play ORAS for 40 minutes and get the same thing out of watching this.
Bill is here
>>341280536
Where the fuck is the cinematic walking talking segments? Where is the thematic depth
>>341283132
But they did. You can even see the image of the schedule in one of the posts here.
>>341284292
>all these people mad about 40 minutes of gameplay
the same 40 minutes of gameplay we've had for 20 years
prepare for another 4 minutes of Zelda before they go back to another hour of pokemon
JUST BRING POKEOMON TO PHONES GODAMMIT
Not spending $200 for a underpowered machine when I have a 1440p screen for this!
Who won the 4 player FFA?
>>341283617
Can you mix and match hair colors more than what was shown?
Its official nintendo officially LOST e3.
Nintendo is usually my favorite part but todays year WAS A COMPLETE FUCKING BLUNDER.
Nintendo fags on suicide watch
>>341284292
40 minutes of showing me things I could experience almost exactly in pokemon red. Thanks...?
TWO GAMES
ONE IS A CLONE
THE OTHER IS INSANE
>>341284374
Show, don't tell.
>no more pokemon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo0LYX6COv0
>>341284486
>complains about shitposting
>while posting animu garbage
>>341284292
>Spoiling the entire start, offering only about 2 minutes worth of new information
Fucking retarded
>The Legend of Zelda: Skyrim
why did they think this was a good idea?
>E3 is a big event
>Cant organise beforehand to have this run seamlessly
>Making your audience wait while you set up
This E3 is getting meta as fuck, all other stuff failed at vidya. Nintendo failed at E3 itself.
Looks like absolute shit. How can they excuse this in 2016?
>>341284292
It's more about the fact that it's 40 minutes of pokemon gameplay, even my grandma knows how the series works. Just show us what's new, a battle or two and move on to the actually interesting stuff
>>341283834
People who enjoy Pokemon do not need to have the basic mechanics explained to them. This is bullshit.
>>341284592
No they already said the rest of the time will be dedicated to Zelda
>>341284491
It's not a conference you autistic fuck, it's just a treehouse stream as it has been announced months ago.
They're gonna spend so much time on it they'll rob people of their first experience with the world. So glad they'll spoil their own game, shitters.
>>341284292
Dude 40 minutes is way too much,all you need is like 5-10 minutes and If I like it I'll just play it myself
LOL FAIL?!?!
>Zelda and Sam for the rest of the day
Thank you based God.
>>341284594
use an emulator on your phone, they are all the same any way
>>341284594
pokemon go is tomorrow
very werid they didn't show it first desu
tomorrow is pokemon go, dq7, mh and some other shit
What matters to me isn't the large map. It's the customization. The Weapons. The combat. The characters. The quests and dungeons.
The trailer managed to impress me on all counts.
>People complaining about it being just another pokemon game
Those saying this probably haven't played a pokemon game in a while.
>These trainer animations
>the more cinematic world/combat in general
>bunch of extra info now available in battle, but through extra options so it's not forced
>Each Island has some kind of god, likely a legendary Pokemon
>Gangbang Battle Mode
>Fucking Yungoose
This was a good showcase of the game that really highlighted what's new this time around.
>>341284509
Oh, so instead of selecting an attack with the A button, you have to press the A button again to confirm the target of that attack? That is CRAZY! I`m so glad that Nintendo explained that to me in full detail, I would have never been able to grasp such complex mechanics on my own.
>>341283350
>hours of Zelda
They're gonna make sure you see Zelda this year. Fuck every other game apparently.
NICE
FUCKING
"""""""""""""""""""""CONFERENCE"""""""""""""""""""""
>>341284174
That's a genuine girl
>>341284361
Konosuba
>Dullahan's face when everything
>>341284594
>JUST BRING POKEOMON TO PHONES GODAMMIT
Pay 5$ to unlock the next gym now or wait 24 hours for your energy to recharge
>>341284769
>move on to the actually interesting stuff
W-we at Nintendo have more to offer you! Like... More Zelda footage.
pokémon look great dunno how /v/ fell so low to ate it just because it's nintendo.
>>341284727
Sony started on time and had a orchestra for the entire thing.
>>341284491
Yep, it's so bad, you should just leave the thread since there's nothing of interest to you.
>>341284723
the same reason they thought to fuck over metroid fans? yep
>>341284723
It already has better animations than skyrim, though.
>say one thing over twitch chat
>you are sending messages too quickly you may talk again in 800 seconds
>I have not sent any messages beforehand
What the fuck did I type too fast?
>>341282503
I can't believe someone would spend all this time writing this shit just to make Nintendo's competition look worse. Absolute madman.
>>341284880
shut the f**k up tripfag
>>341284594
fuck you
holy shit
nintendo is absolutely fucking terrible
what the fuck and nothing new announced ?
>>341284661
It's not even over yet.
>>341284838
Playing emulators on your phone is gay
>Pokemon is more handholding toddler friendly than ever
I get it, I'll grow up.
>>341284940
Why did you think it would be a conference?
I just took a shit and now the screen is red what's happening?
5min of wait
>>341284940
It's not a conference, Nintendo is literally only doing what they usually do after conferences this year.
>>341284828
Sam is the least obnoxious Treehouse person we've gotten so far. Though she needs to stop the, "OMG I CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT YET!"
>20000 viewer drop in 1minute
NINTENDO IS FINISHED
>>341284043
Who is this semen demon?
>>341285004
Couldn't they do a trailer show?
There's lots of new games coming out, I don't get it.
>>341284723
Yes anon, you should buy Elder Scrolls: Skyrim for Xbox scorpio. Right now.
>>341284940
its fucking hilarious that nintentoddlers were hyping up this conference like it could have beaten sony, its so fucking hilarious seeing the defence force out
>>341284880
if dungeons are just randomly found like original LoZ, it will be amazing
>>341284939
What other games?
>>341284880
holy shit that girl is retarded
>>341284780
Well it's still a show then. And it's still depressing
>>341284883
Give up Anon.
They are just here to shitpost.
They don't care about gameplay, actual upgrades and other new things.
They are mostly here to shit on Nintendo.
They are literal children.
I used my lunch hour for this shit
>>341284880
>zelda
>quests
neo-summer neo-/v/
>>341285004
>More Zelda footage
That's actually interesting
Its obvious they want the Wii U to die now that NX is coming and this conference with only 1 fucking game shows it.
I'm going back to bed.
>>341284723
But it's The Legend of Zelda: Snake Eater x Shadow of the Colossus
>>341282840
Don't give them attention, it's exactly why they do it.
>>341285086
>I want to play pokemon on my phone!
>this is how you play pokemon on your phone
>no that's gay!
MORE ZELDA PLS
DOCTORS HAVE SAID I'VE ONLY HAVE 5 MINS OF LIFE
>>341285124
Something must be wrong on your end. They are showing gameplay now. Looking really good.
>>341283793
he probably moonlights as a male escort on the side
>>341284993
10$ per pokemon! 5$ per pokeball! People want this. Get with the times Nintendo
>>341285023
I know. But I didnt care much given RE was raped, and kojimas game seems pretentious as fuck and not like SH.
I did think the live orchestra doing the music for the games being shown was impressive.
It's night and day comparing that effort with Nintendo's lack of preperation.
Iwata must have been the only one keeping shit together.
I rather rewatch WE WUZ KANGZ E3 than this.
>>341284993
Why is it that this is the default response to phone games? Have you guys never played emulators on your phones? Mario kart ds with Drastics built-in graphics mod is fucking amazing.
Most of Nintendos games work really well on a phone.
>>341284462
It's not really extra anything, it's just pointing out things for us to speculate that we would probably speculate on our own anyways.
>Nintendo saying in advance that they won't be having a conference/direct is an excuse for them not having a conference/direct
literal children's logic
Post qt's while we wait
>>341284883
>>bunch of extra info now available in battle, but through extra options so it's not forced
It just feels more and more streamlined, which is sad for pokemon.
The designs just keep getting meh, I can't get immersed in the awkward 240p 3d. Even some of the localization text was a bit stiff for pokemon.
And the framerate was meh.
I just wish they'd return to 2d until Nintendo have an actual capable device.
>>341284883
It's just like every other Pokemon game you played!
We've known for fucking months it wouldn't be an actual conference and there would only be Zelda and Pokemon, where are all these faggots coming from?
>>341285185
tsundere bitch from Sakurasou no Pet na Kanojo
>nearly an hour's worth of pokemon
>>341285332
Have you played any Zelda game, anon?
>Nintendo only showing Zelda and Pokémon.
wew, nintendomination, right?
>>341285168
She's pretty chill and charming.
>>341285472
Your mom's doing a live version right now.
So by this time next year:
>mobile phone developer
>bought by Sony/SMFG
Place your bets
Wow, what a boring stream.
I might actually go and play some videogames instead.
>>341284883
Could have got that in five-ten minutes is my only problem. I hope they don't treat us like five year olds for the Zelda showcase.
lass audrey though
>>341285195
Yeah this is dumb they could have had a quick direct with zelda, pokemon, federation force, and color splash trailers.
Nintendo really hit rock bottom.
>>341283112
This tee bee aech family
>>341285482
Because we're not talking about fucking emulators.
>>341282768
Isn't the whole reason they put a dindu as the MC is because they want to show sides of the war that people don't know about? That could be their excuse for not having France.
Are they going to have Treehouse tomorrow too? I thought they were going to show ZTD.
>>341285195
Saved for NX.
Wii-U is being left behind.
>>341285349
It looked shit imo.
>We want the minecraft and Skyrim audience.
Unlike TOdd however, they gave climbable mountains.
>>341285332
Quests are quests even when you don't have a journal tracking them, anon.
>>341285668
Woah bud, don't do anything crazy now.
Who else watching just to see if there is any random announcement?
>>341285482
>emulators on your phones
emulators aren't phone games, there games for other consoles being emulated
>>341285643
NINTENDO IS DEADDDDDDDDDD
>>341285026
Nah, I'd rather stay to laugh at the nintendrones go all out in their defence force
>>341285643
Pokemon will sell a lot and keep Nintendo going. Manchildren love their pokemon games.
>>341285571
Thanks pham
>>341285543
I don't know what bothers me more
People who confuse Art Style with Graphics
or the fuck faces who pretend we were having a conference
>>341285557
Sonyggers and Microshills really want their conferences to look good
All hope is lost...
>>341285195
Because that's not what they want. They want to talk about the games and the people behind it. Anyone can announce games and show a 2 minute trailer at any time, they just want to talk about it.
>>341285468
Kojima's game looked interesting. Other than that it was kind of meh. The two games I'm hyped for weren't even shown during the conference and got trailers later.Gravity Rush 2 and Nier Automata
>>341285557
>You knew months beforehand I was going to break into your house and fuck you in the ass, whats the problem?
The stream is still going right.
What on earth is going on, the zelda day wasn't just a trailer and pokemon was it?
>>341285292
She's supposed to over the top levels of socially retarded and introverted.
The worst thing isthat I often relate with her.
Why is nothing happening
>>341285584
>>341285792
majoras mask had them, so did shitward sword
so did ocarina of time..ok ill give you all that
but if theres just some NPC in the woods just sitting around expecting you to do something..shit that was in ocarina too
It begins.
HAPPENING NOW
>>341284746
it's ____ when ________ does it
FAT ASIAN GIRL
I WOULD PORK HER PORK
>that david byrne haircut
>>341284883
>cinematic pokemon
>>341285807
This and I'm hungry for that new Zelda footage
Post the new Lass.
I need it for reasons.
ayanuma
THICK ASIAN
>>341285958
Yes, Zelda is showing now.
>>341285898
They do this every year, calm down anon.
Here we go again.
ANOUMA'S ON
341285643
This time next year, the NX will be released with E3 revealing even more NX games
Go choke on a dick fuck off
>>341282503
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>341285898
>Breaking into a house = showing off a video game
Kill yourself.
>>341285727
No, we're talking about a game on a phone. That doesn't have to default to shitty f2p models. Thats devs fault, not the platform.
>>341285812
But it offers a look at how those games would feel on a different platform. And it compliments Nintendos a lot.
>>341285557
They are children anon.
They are just here to fucking shitpost.
It's like 2006 all over again.
>>341285970
Because you're reading the thread instead of watching bro
Rookie mistake.
>played on the Wii U
noice
>>341285854
>Sonyggers and Microshills really want their conferences to look good
They don't need to because unlike this they actually were good
BILL <3
BASED BILL
FINALLY
>>341285898
If you knew that someone was going to break into your house and fuck you in the ass months in advance, and you're surprised when they actually do that than it speaks volumes about your intelligence.
>>341285482
Anon, some people use their phones for actually useful things. No-one wants to waste battery on fucking games.
>>341286069
I'M BREATHING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN I'M BREATHING OUUUUUUUT
It's Bill-san!
>>341286105
she got a pig nose tho.
始めただよ
>no more Sam
BILL
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
>>341286206
>The last of us the conference
>Microsoft: No new games
They weren't good. I'm not saying this is good, but they werent
>all this water everywhere
Oh shit the leak was real?
(swimming trunks not present in Japanese version)
LINK? MORE LIKE : TWINK LMAO
>>341285898
your mom didn't like it
>>341286196
>implying the pii u controller won't work with NX
link is daredevil confirmed
>almost naked (male) Link
SJWS BTFO
>SS Link has been in cryo for millennia
What is this annoying british voice?
Wat
>BARE TORSO
OH GOD MUH DICK
OPEN YOUR EYES
fujoshit
Good, Link is still a delicious fuccboi
>Can't use your own name anymore
muh immersion
>Zelda looks like an anime character
WHAT THE FUCK
>Zelda is now Sci-fi
Eerie
Oh no there really is english language voice acting. Should have done Hylian.
I fell for the nintendo meme
>>341285854
Eh, Microshrills seems to be cool with Nintendo. I haven't really seen much friction between the two console fanbase.
HOLY SHIT, THAT LOOKS SO BAD
>>341285482
> Have you guys never played emulators on your phones? Mario kart ds with Drastics built-in graphics mod is fucking amazing.
>Most of Nintendos games work really well on a phone.
The reason you don't get original games that good on mobile is because the games need players who are willing to pay $40+ for them. Hence why there's so many remasters and ports of real games one mobile is because they were funded by people who originally bought them for a console/handheld.
>Shrine of Resurrection
LINK CONFIRMED ZOMBIE
>>341282768
>No France
What the fuck? How could they not included one of the most important forces from WW1 in a WW1 game?
Future-past post-apocalyptic cyberpunk Zelda confirmed
Take a moment and think that they could have announced splatoon 2 and completely CRUSHED and bankrupted sony + microsoft + pc COMBINED.
But no, we arent getting splatoon 2. We are getting a dumbed down pokemon.
Nintendo might just aswell file for bakrupcy and let the grownups develop games.....................
Godamn he looks just like me, feels weird man
Link now has a smart phone!
>Zelda phone
>Voice acting is in game, not just the trailer
DROPPED
I SENSE ANOTHER PERSON NAGGING YOU
"TAKE THE CARD" NO SHIT?
>voice acting in a Zelda game
>shrine of resurrection
interesting
>smartphones in zelda
>British
>Slumber
DEMON'S SOULS CONFIRMED
I'm just glad they haven't brought up amiibo shit.
>>341286573
I'm guessing that has to do with the voice acting. You want voice acting, you're going to lose the ability to name yourself.
HERE TAKE THIS IPAD
WE WANT THE MILLENIAL AUDIENCE
UPGRADE YOUR MASTER TABLET FOR UBER HAXX
>>341286134
Nice quoting reditard
WOW WIIU JOKE
>This voiceover
Sounds like Turok.
LITERALLY LEGEND OF SOULS
>playing shirtless link all the way to the end
>Can do nude run
GOTY
>>341284136
Same. AM/PM always fucks with me, I wish everyone would just use the 24 hour clock.
>nfc support
>JUMPING CONFIRMED
THAT FRAMERATE
>those shitty trees
Old Man
>SEE THAT MOUNTAIN
>look at that volcano
>you can climb it
fuck off shill
Todd has been helping Nintendo I see
Good lord that jumping animation looks as awkward as the jumping in splatoon.
>>341282503
CALM DOWN BRONARD COME BACK TO V4C STOP POSTING HERE YOU FUCKER.
>>341284594
Just get a GBA emulator on your phone if you really want to play Pokemon on it that badly.
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