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You've just been kidnapped by the King of Thieves, the Dark Lord Ganondorf.Only


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You've just been kidnapped by the King of Thieves, the Dark Lord Ganondorf.
Only the last video game character you played as can save you now.
How fucked are you?
Keep in mind that only holy weapons on the level of the Master Sword can harm him.
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>>341216536
Then why did Link kill him with a generic magic sword and silver arrows?
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>>341216536
D.Va probably could make it passed bottle tennis
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>>341216854
>generic magic sword
The first LoZ was weird and also Magic Sword was probably a prototype Master Sword.
>silver arrows
Holy
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>Only the Master swrd can harm him

Pretty much the most stupid bullshit ever. That's like saying the whip is the only thing that can off Dracula, because everyone keeps proving him wrong.

Not to mention the only time it literally did keep him dead was Wind Waker.
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>>341217209
>The first LoZ was weird
That doesn't make it any less canon

>Magic Sword was probably a prototype Master Sword.
Nice headcanon

>Silver arrow are holy
where is that ever stated?
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Why is he fucking green. Some sort of evil muppet?
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>>341216536
Zarya from Overwatch. Considering that Ganondorf doesn't have any complex attacks, he should be easy to handle.

All he does is throw shit at you that you hit back until you've done it three times, or slowly walk around you with a scowl.

Modern weaponry should easily takes him out.
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>>341217863
Green is evil
Kill nature
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>>341216536
Does my character get to use the Master Sword?
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>>341216536
geralt, with aerondight
i think im alright
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>>341216536

>Holy Smite

She got this.
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Venom Snake

tranquilize him, find the Master Sword, CQC

GAME OVER.
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>>341217435
Actually the master sword can KILL him. Other powerful weapons can still harm, incapacitate, and cause great pain to him.
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>Culter with Arrancadora
My only question is if my legs will be okay
Or if I will be able to understand what ahppened
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>guy from lords of the fallen
dunno 2bh
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>>341216536
Playing Hyrule Warriors right now. In a mission with Twilight Princess Midna, so the Twilight Mirror.
I'm good.
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If there's anything more holy than an angel of death, I don't need it. Black Templars got my back.
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>>341216536
Well, I don't think that slayer can kill Ganondorf, but I don't know if he can actually hurt slayer
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He'll pay for this in time.
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>>341216536
what if the last character you played as was Ganondorf?
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>>341216536
The MC of Persona 3 with Daisoujou as my persona, my wife (Aigis), my main nigga (Ken Amada), and Akihiko-senpai. Easy peazy. Checkmate, bud.
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>>341216536
Depending on what you consider a character,
>Hitler
or
>half a million Wehrmacht soldiers including roughly 1000 Panzers
Dunno
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>>341216536
>supreme command unit of the AEF

think I'll be alright when my armies blast him in to paste
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>>341220514
>MC of Saint's Row 4

Ganondorf is fugged.
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>infinite power
>has destroyed numerous eldritch abominations with relative ease
I think I'll be okay.
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>Witcher 3
I hope Aerondight is holy enough
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>>341216536

>Play FF7 with Cloud having Alexander (Holy) Materia effect on his sword.

>Decide to use the Reggie e3 mii on streetpass right before seeing this post.

Oops.
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The warden from Dragon Age Origins.

Do you think templar abilities would work?
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>>341216536
>just finished a mission to get a Gold Skulltula in Hyrule Warriors Legends as Lana

>mfw the Dark Lord is just more materials for badges
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>>341219295
>Midna
>Literally loses against Ganondorf after he got wailed on by Link twice already WHILE she's using hyped up magic so powerful she accidentally overkills Zant

No, dude. You are not good. You are the opposite of good.
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>>341216536
Kirby could just eat him
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>>341221346
>he thinks that anon was talking about shitty only-has-one-good-combo Midna
>and not superior hits-you-in-the-face-with-a-fucking-bridge Midna
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Ky could take him, especially now that he's part Gear.
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>>341216536
>LA Noire
I guess I'm fucked?
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>>341221828
I know what you're talking about. Twili Midna is fun to play as, but you delusional if you think she could really beat the G-man.
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>>341216536
Seliph from Fire Emblem 4

He wieds the holy blade of tyrfing and ended a holy war

I think ill be fine
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>>341221923
You could always just put Ganondorf through interrogation
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>>341221848
>now that he's part Gear.
being a gear is an STD now?
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>>341222360
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>melee
>was playing Ganon

Well shit, I don't know man...
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>>341222730
>two Ganondorfs
>that BULGE

Thanks anon, you just condemned the world to the ultimate tea bagging.
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>>341216536
>my white mage warrior of light from FFXIV
I'd say the blessing of a goddess and wielding forbidden holy magic counts so Ganondork is fucked.
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>>341216536
>miles edgeworth
well fuck
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>>341216536
LUCKY B. GARBANZO WOULD FIND A WAY, (probably by accident)!
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>>341216536
Anything can harm him. Only the master sword can seal him.
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>>341223272
>implying he wouldn't find a way to revoke Ganondorf's extradimensional rights and put him in jail for good
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>>341220227
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Yuki Terumi from Blazblue.

I think I am in for trouble, after seeing what will happen in Central Fiction I doubt Terumi can beat Ganondorf. While Ouroboros probably counts as an (un)holy weapon, he's still way more talk than do and the closest BB equivalent of Ganondorf, Azrael, wrecks him storywise. His strength depends on the target hating him and I doubt Ganon cares much.

And since I am kidnapped and nearby while I absolutely like Terumi (and as he's trying to rescue me, why would I start disliking him suddenly again?), that would further weaken him because positivity harms him.

I bet after getting wrecked he'd join Ganon, trickster scallywag
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Magic might be enough to keep him at a distance, but it probably couldn't kill him.
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>>341226890
But what if she went full Grima on him?
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What if you don't want to be rescued
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I was just playing the halo wars 2 beta...I have the captain of a fucking huge UNSC spaceship to save me, even if he and his troops can't kill ganon, they can definitely save me.
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>>341216536
>Link (to be exact the link to the past one)

Nothing fucking changes then aside from the fact that Link's rescuing a guy and not a princess.
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>>341216536
I main ganondorf in smash 4, so, basically, equal battle.
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>>341218849
You're fucked, anon.
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>>341216536
Jokes on you I just did a replay of Majora's Mask.
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>>341216536
Witcher Geralt and Areodonight a holy sword. He is soooo fucked.
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>>341216854
>Ganondorf
>being killed by anything other than Master Sword and a glass bottle or a fishing rod
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>>341216536
My modded(cheated) Imagawa Army. I'm sure they can rekt Ganondorf's shit, he's a level 60 Warrior top.

Only question is if they can be bothered to save me.
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>>341216536
>Captain Olimar
FUCK. I guess my best bet is for him to sneak down Ganondorf's throat and cause him to choke to death.
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I'm ded
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>>341231013
what the fuck Hiroshimoot, I specifically put spoilers inside that parentheses. ( like this ) >>341223970
Depending on the cunning and ethics of the hero, you don't even need to seal Ganondorf. They could just break you from his fortress, or send in a decoy, or stage your suicide.
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>>341216536
>Odin Sphere remaster
>Gwendolyn
>has a Magic Spear that east life force
Pretty safe, unless she just plain doesn't care. I presume she does for some reason.
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>>341216536
Marth

I mean, the Falchion is a holy sword for slaying dragons. Ganon's close enough, right?
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>>341216536
My Bloodborne hunter. Threaded Cane is a church weapon, is that enough to take on Ganondorf?
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