RUSE OR NO RUSE, WE ALL GATHER HERE TO HAVE FUN AND PANIC
POST YFW KOJIMA
>>341093849
There are already more than one threads about this
>>341094159
NONE ABOUT KOJIMA MY FRIEND
link to the show?
>>341093849
kill yourselves
I don't want to get hyped because i know it's for nothing but i still am.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
HURRY
POST YFW IT HAPPENS
/chicken hat streamers/ report here
fucking post yt link to "its not over yet" mgs v
I can't wait to see this thread effeminately die in 8 minutes.
>>341095363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I&ab_channel=gameslice
ONLY 8 MINUTES TILL KOJIMA /V/ROS
>kojicucks still in denial
>>341095457
FIND IT YOURSELF BROOOOTHER!
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG
http://youtu.be/KnrGMHhnqrw
LETS SING TOGETHER
>>341095627
its just gonna be an indie game
THE PHANTOM PAIN IS A PHANTOM OF THE REAL MGS5
MGSV WILL BE RETCONNED AS A COMA NIGHTMARE
MGS5 WILL SHOW THE VILLAINOUSE SIDE OF ZERO, SIGNIT AND PARAMEDIC, IT WILL PORTRAY THE WAR BIG BOSS HAD WITH ZERO. WILL FEATURE BIG BOSS'S DESCENT INTO EVIL.
WILL END WITH REMAKES OF METAL GEAR 1 AND 2
please
>>341095363
SOMEONE TELL IT'S STILL NOT OVER YET
>>341095574
I know, it's probably gonna be markiplier or todd howard
>>341095720
I BET 10 DOLLARIDOOS THAT THIS SONG WILL BE IN THE TAILER
>>341095908
>>341095720
>>341095457
http://youtu.be/XmTmTMcdxOs
ITS NOT OVER YET
It's going to be Kojima, Gabe, or Kanye.
>>341095457
It's at the end of the Kingdom of the Flies mission walkthrough you fucking retard.
GEOFF JUST SAID THE GUEST IS FROM ACROSS THE POND CONFIRMED FAGGOTS
what the fuck is a stampy?
>>341096032
not that one
the one that looks like some mgs ending
What's happening
>>341096212
Nothing.
>>341096119
dickhead its not
>>341095574
>effeminately
thanks autocorrect
She climbed the rock face and stood at the top. There, she could see the earth stretching all the way to the horizon. Aah, is this really how big the world is? The sky is so blue it makes me dizzy, and so very high. Its deep blue hue and height tell me of its connection into outer space. Is there truly no place where I belong, not even in this vast world?
'I'll take you there.' Where could it be, Boss? Can I see it from here?
The heat in Quiet's chest grew too much to bear, and she fell to her knees. Her tears ran down her cheeks and to her neck before dripping to her chest. It was time to close her mouth.
"I am Quiet. I am... the absence of words"
Placing her hand to her chest, she apologized to the newly-born children within. Sorry, but I can't let you out of here. You will disappear with me.
Quiet doused herself with the gas tank, and ignited it with Big Boss's lighter.
Does Stampy have his twin brother in his neck or something?
>>341096119
>an incomplete phantom episode
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A RUSE
metal gear solid v dlc
CHAPTER 3
>>341096343
>METAL GEAR SOLID V: CHAPTER 3
>FIND DICK
>>341096126
Across the pond means he's European.
It's a fucking memecraft player
>>341096539
fuck yourself to /mgg/
so what do I if e3 passes and there is no mgsv chapter 3 dlc? i have to move on
Skylanders is a fucking children's game, why are these adult men talking about them?
ITS FUCKING SKYLANDERS
THAT S THE GUEST
WTTTTTTTF
Sup
>>341096687
DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF ITS EYE
KOJIMA GOT FAT HOLY FUCK
2 MINUTES HOLE ME
>>341096864
stop right there
ONE MINUTE
>>341096938
kek
>>341096960
>>341097030
The special guest is the Skylanders guy
>>341096938
topkek
quiet is.....
1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
POST YFW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>341097030
>29:11
>9:11
>9/11
>>341097030
inb4 its fucking nothing
it wont be kojima
holy shit1 ! limited edition hideyo kojima skylander
SNEK?
ITS GOING TO HAPPEN LETS GET ON WITH IT YOU FAGS
>>341097146
No, anon... just, no
>>341097208
>>341097146
this
skylanders guy = special guest
DORITO POPE IS LITERALLY SHAKING OUT OF EXCITEMENT
I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT IN THE FUCK
KOJIMAAAA
COME ON I DONT CARE ABOUT TWITTER YOU FAGS
>>341097556
hot
MY FUCKING HEART IS RACING YOU FUCKHEADS
>>341097612
It's over. Skylanders was the special person.
whats happenin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>DMC5 FUCKING WHEN !!!
ITS FUCKING KOJIMA
COME ON GEOFF
>>341093849
Where are you people watching this?
SHUT UP WHORE WHERE IS MY KOJIMBLES
IT IS KOJIMA HOLY FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING
/ldfkgndf;lbn adlkfn da'lkn adl'
KOJIMA SLJNSLBN AB
ACTIVATE COCOJIMO
BASED
IT IS KOJIMA
HOLY SHIT
OH MY FUCKING GOD HERE WE GO
KOJIMA
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU FUCKING AKBAR
YES
YES
YES
ITS AACTUALLY KOJIMA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341093849
Can someone explain this shit to me? What is he planning?
>>341097175
Alive and well
Also Venom loved her very much :D
>>341096864
Hey, who's this? She looks kinda like Quiet in MGSV.
HE ACTUALLY CAME.
THE MADMAN
KOJIIIIIIMMMMMAAAAAA
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
ああああああああああああああああああ
KOJIMA
O
J
I
M
A
ITS HIM
Geoff and Kojima's bromance warms my heart.
>It's Chicken Hat all over again
KOJIMA
KOJIMA
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING KOJIMA
IT'S HIM!
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
MY DICK IS CUMMING YES YES
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE'S BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
HE IS HERE
TPP IS STILL SHIT
SHIIIIIIIT
WERE?
WERE?
where are you watching this wtf(frick)
Doesn't this chink have a raging 2 inch hardon for Western culture? Why the fuck does he still need a translator for?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
'My very good friend' who requires a translator for me to communicate with
HOLY
MOTHER
OF
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
IT IS KOJIMA
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KOJIMA HAS BEEN WORING OIUT
LOOK AT HIS BICEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341095808
I fucking hope so
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DISBELIEVERS
METAL GEAR FUCKING SOLID CHAPTER THREE IS HERE
YES
YES
YES
YES
THERE IS A FUCKING GOD
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IS HERE
>>341093849
SPOONFEED ME YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
THE MAN HIMSELF, THE LEGEND, MY BIG BOSS DADDY; HIDEO KOJIMA
PLEASE MAKE ME CUM
TALK ABOUT MGSV
>he has nothing to show
LMAO
Because you stupid retards can't seem to post links...
https://youtu.be/Jjoq7snv24I
>>341098102
https://vimeo.com/68418200
ITS HAPPENING
>>341098117
>he doesn't know kojima speaks and understand english but uses a translator for clarity
fucking newfag gtfo
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>>341098238
HIM SHOWING UP IS MORE THAN ENOGH
>>341098136
sauce for this slag?
PS4 SPOOPY SPACE GAME WITH REEDUS, DEL TORO AND ITO CONFRMED!!!!!!!!!!!
ILL KEEP CUMMING
>>341098310
>filename
How dare you.
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENING
Man, what a sony cocksucker.
>>341098102
It's a phantom
>nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show
>>341098450
PS4 and PC though.
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/16/10288004/kojima-productions-ps4-timed-exclusive-pc-release
>>341098291
>kojima speaks and understands english but doesn't speak or understand english
Holy shit I thought you people were joking lmao
WHEN WILL THIS GOOK SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT MGS5 NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WE JUST WANT MGS5
>>341098359
Nah, he already said it's coming to PC. Sony is raising another men's babies ayyyyyy lmaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
MICROSOFT SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SONY BROS WIN AGAIN
SONY ALWAYS WINS!
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>341098510
man, what a mad faggot
>>341098359
*also available on PC
COME ON KOJIMA, SPILL IT
SHOW ME THE LEWDENS
>>341098626
same breh
>>341098538
>weapons grade autism
>>341093849
KKOOOOOOOJJJIIIMAAAAAAA DONT YOU PLAY ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>341098547
there'll be no mgs dude just accept it already
TECHNOLOGY
WOOOOAAAAAHHHHH
PLEASE POST WHAT'S HAPPENING. IM AT WORK AND CANT WATCH.
>>341098515
Is the bearded one Hideo and the other one Kojima?
>>341098573
>*Also available on Windows 10
CHAPTER 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EE
SPIT IT OUT!
>>341098534
>>341098550
>published by Sony Computer Entertainment
Get rekt!
>>341096938
He's finally a real American.
mgsvchapter 3 dlc
>>341098734
LITERALLY NOTHING
>>341098774
So?
It's coming to PC.
It's a PC game.
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/16/10288004/kojima-productions-ps4-timed-exclusive-pc-release
>!
Greetings, Reddit.
>>341098645
kojima literally showed up to tell the worl "im back"
REFRIGERATORS
>>341098573
why? the game will be on PC as well
REFIGERATORS CONFIRMED
MICROWAVES TOO
>>341098737
This Kojima is the Phantom, the guy in the Sony Video with the beard and the tired look to him is the real Kojima.
>going to different studios to check out their furniture
>>341098734
LITERALLY
NOTHING
THE HACK HAS NOTHING TO SHOW
REFRIDGERATORS CONFIRMED
>>341098774
Yeah bruh, thanks for raising my bastard. Good cuck.
>>341098737
This is kojima hideo, the phantom of Hideo and kojima
Lmao if you're atching the youtube stream it was fairly slow but as soony as kojima has come up the chat is just going sanic speed a comment every millisecond
>Refrigerators
>bathrooms
Damn it, Kojima.
>>341098890
more like neogaf
>>341098939
So no games?
>WE HAVENT DECIDED ON AN ENGINE YET
WOOOOOOOW
YOU TOO HAVE KNOWN LOSS
i am REALLY MAD that the fox engine is not kojimas
it was TOP NOTCH desu
what is this
has he stopped coming already?
hasnt even picked a fucking engine yet.
>we havent even decided on the engine
WTF IS THIS SHIT THE CHINK HAS NOTHING
>>341098973
>>341098935
What does DS mean?
HERE WE GO
>>341099035
not even an engine in mind
>>341098036
mummy :3
GO FUCK YOURSELF KOJIMA
I HOPE YOU SMELLED YOUR OWN FARTS ON YOUR SHITTY USELESS TOUR, SHIT GAME CONFIRMED
?Refrigerators
?Microwaves
Get Hype
>haven't decided on an engine
WAKE ME UP
>hasnt even picked a game engine to use for his new game yet
LUDENS
>>341096740
Why? All I'm doing is speaking the truth and people constantly insist it's the other way around, Venom had no positive feelings for Quiet.
YHE RUSEEEEEEE WE ARE THE SKULL
>also coming to PC
GIVE IT BACK
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
THAT WAS OURS
what is this?
WE ARE LUDENS
HOLY FUCK
WE ARE BIG BOSS TOO
FUCK YOU KOJIMA
Inb4 Kikestarter
WE ARE ALL LUDENS
WE ARE SKULL FACE CONFIRMED
the skulls huh?
Again with the fucking fourth wall breaking. I'm so sick of his "deep" shit.
>IT'S US IT'S YOU IT'S THE PLAYERS
KOJIMA FUCKING STOP IT
So, 2019 release date?
>>341095808
> catering to fanboys
THE GUY UNDER THE MASK IS VENOM SNAKE
>YOU'RE THE MAN IN THE MASK
>>341099105
>>341099108
Nigga he literally just left Konami
ludens is big boss
>>341093849
WHEN IS HE ON FAMILY
>NO GANES
>NO ENGINE
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>it's all of us under there
>he's going to make another fucking Venom Snake
>another fucking MGSV
>It's Doritos
>venon snake is using the skull face inside a ciborg ninja costume
look at how geoff is sitting lol
WOOOAH WE ARE THE MASCOT
HOLY
SHIT
MIND=BLOWN
VENOM-MEDIC
WE ARE THE PLAYER
YOU THE GAMER
Does anyone else ship Kojima and Geoff?
>post yfw it's fucking nothing
keighly being forced to pretend he hasn't seen this stuff before
>>341099140
It's time to stop Britbong.
PRESENTO DESU
I WAITED FOR FUCKING HOURS FOR THIS SHIT?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>tfw Kojima will never be your friend
BANE?
so instead of getting gabe or half life 3 we get a guy who hasn't even decided what engine to use for a game
kill me
I WANT A PURESENTU TOO KOJIMA
>you will never get personal gifts from Kojima
FUCKING SHIT KOJIMA
I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING NUKED AGAIN YOU WEABOO SHIT
>bantz
>unboxing video
the absolute madman
>explaining how a fucking thermos works
hahahaha im fuyckin gdead
>>341093849
Why is Kojima like cutest 50+ year old man in the world?
>>341099458
This is what they wasted all this time for? Opening some worthless trinkets? That's how they burn through their slot?
ALL THIS FOR A FUCKING SHIRT AND A CUP
>>341099423
>he is mad
>ludens is us
>he WANTS chapter thREEEEEEE
That's really cute
>Kojima explaining thermos tech to Geoff Keiley
Thank god, there's no way an American could work insulation out
FUCK YOU KOJIMA, NO ENGINE? REALLY
>tfw this whole shit
WHY DO I WEAR THE MASK?
Embarassing.
Time to close the stream.
>>341099670
i fucking BET
its a hint
>>341099532
EVER WONDER WHY KONAMI FIRED THIS USELESS HACK?
>>341099360
The leaked story about Kojima being "soft fired" came out before 2016. At this point it's been at best half a year.
What was in the box, just cups and t-shirts?
Metal Gear Solid 2 Best. Game. Ever
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
TELL ME ABOUT THE ICON
WHO IS BEHIND THE MASK
Did he say anything about PT yet?
>>341095720
OMG FUCKING FUCK
Why doesn't kojima just learn english?
He always hangs around english speaking people
>>341099574
>personal gift
>its just one of the generic gift boxes they have been selling on the KojiPro site for a few months now
>Geoff probably already bought one
>>341099634
I'm laughing so fuckng hard
>>341099112
Dead Snake
dumb question but why hasnt kojima learned english yet? i thought he loves western culture?
>>341099701
a thermo cup?
