OFFICIAL KOJIMA HYPE THREAD
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RUSE OR NO RUSE, WE ALL GATHER HERE TO HAVE FUN AND PANIC
POST YFW KOJIMA
>>341093849
There are already more than one threads about this
>>341094159
NONE ABOUT KOJIMA MY FRIEND
link to the show?
kill yourselves
I don't want to get hyped because i know it's for nothing but i still am.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
HURRY
POST YFW IT HAPPENS
/chicken hat streamers/ report here
fucking post yt link to "its not over yet" mgs v
I can't wait to see this thread effeminately die in 8 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I&ab_channel=gameslice
ONLY 8 MINUTES TILL KOJIMA /V/ROS
>kojicucks still in denial
>>341095457
FIND IT YOURSELF BROOOOTHER!
OFFICIAL THREAD SONG
http://youtu.be/KnrGMHhnqrw
LETS SING TOGETHER
>>341095627
its just gonna be an indie game
THE PHANTOM PAIN IS A PHANTOM OF THE REAL MGS5
MGSV WILL BE RETCONNED AS A COMA NIGHTMARE
MGS5 WILL SHOW THE VILLAINOUSE SIDE OF ZERO, SIGNIT AND PARAMEDIC, IT WILL PORTRAY THE WAR BIG BOSS HAD WITH ZERO. WILL FEATURE BIG BOSS'S DESCENT INTO EVIL.
WILL END WITH REMAKES OF METAL GEAR 1 AND 2
please
SOMEONE TELL IT'S STILL NOT OVER YET
>>341095574
I know, it's probably gonna be markiplier or todd howard
>>341095720
I BET 10 DOLLARIDOOS THAT THIS SONG WILL BE IN THE TAILER
>>341095908
>>341095720
>>341095457
http://youtu.be/XmTmTMcdxOs
ITS NOT OVER YET
It's going to be Kojima, Gabe, or Kanye.
>>341095457
It's at the end of the Kingdom of the Flies mission walkthrough you fucking retard.
GEOFF JUST SAID THE GUEST IS FROM ACROSS THE POND CONFIRMED FAGGOTS
what the fuck is a stampy?
>>341096032
not that one
the one that looks like some mgs ending
What's happening
>>341096212
Nothing.
>>341096119
dickhead its not
>>341095574
>effeminately
thanks autocorrect
She climbed the rock face and stood at the top. There, she could see the earth stretching all the way to the horizon. Aah, is this really how big the world is? The sky is so blue it makes me dizzy, and so very high. Its deep blue hue and height tell me of its connection into outer space. Is there truly no place where I belong, not even in this vast world?
'I'll take you there.' Where could it be, Boss? Can I see it from here?
The heat in Quiet's chest grew too much to bear, and she fell to her knees. Her tears ran down her cheeks and to her neck before dripping to her chest. It was time to close her mouth.
"I am Quiet. I am... the absence of words"
Placing her hand to her chest, she apologized to the newly-born children within. Sorry, but I can't let you out of here. You will disappear with me.
Quiet doused herself with the gas tank, and ignited it with Big Boss's lighter.
Does Stampy have his twin brother in his neck or something?
>>341096119
>an incomplete phantom episode
THIS HAS GOT TO BE A RUSE
metal gear solid v dlc
CHAPTER 3
>>341096343
>METAL GEAR SOLID V: CHAPTER 3
>FIND DICK
>>341096126
Across the pond means he's European.
It's a fucking memecraft player
>>341096539
fuck yourself to /mgg/
so what do I if e3 passes and there is no mgsv chapter 3 dlc? i have to move on
Skylanders is a fucking children's game, why are these adult men talking about them?
ITS FUCKING SKYLANDERS
THAT S THE GUEST
WTTTTTTTF
Sup
>>341096687
DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF ITS EYE
KOJIMA GOT FAT HOLY FUCK
2 MINUTES HOLE ME
>>341096864
stop right there
ONE MINUTE
>>341096938
kek
>>341096960
>>341097030
The special guest is the Skylanders guy
>>341096938
topkek
quiet is.....
1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
1 MINUTE
>1 MINUTE
POST YFW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>341097030
>29:11
>9:11
>9/11
>>341097030
inb4 its fucking nothing
it wont be kojima
holy shit1 ! limited edition hideyo kojima skylander
SNEK?
ITS GOING TO HAPPEN LETS GET ON WITH IT YOU FAGS
>>341097146
No, anon... just, no
>>341097146
this
skylanders guy = special guest
DORITO POPE IS LITERALLY SHAKING OUT OF EXCITEMENT
I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT IN THE FUCK
KOJIMAAAA
COME ON I DONT CARE ABOUT TWITTER YOU FAGS
>>341097556
hot
MY FUCKING HEART IS RACING YOU FUCKHEADS
>>341097612
It's over. Skylanders was the special person.
whats happenin
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>DMC5 FUCKING WHEN !!!
ITS FUCKING KOJIMA
COME ON GEOFF
>>341093849
Where are you people watching this?
SHUT UP WHORE WHERE IS MY KOJIMBLES
IT IS KOJIMA HOLY FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HAPPENING
/ldfkgndf;lbn adlkfn da'lkn adl'
KOJIMA SLJNSLBN AB
ACTIVATE COCOJIMO
BASED
IT IS KOJIMA
HOLY SHIT
OH MY FUCKING GOD HERE WE GO
KOJIMA
ALLAHU AKBAR
ALLAHU FUCKING AKBAR
YES
YES
YES
ITS AACTUALLY KOJIMA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>341093849
Can someone explain this shit to me? What is he planning?
>>341097175
Alive and well
Also Venom loved her very much :D
>>341096864
Hey, who's this? She looks kinda like Quiet in MGSV.
HE ACTUALLY CAME.
THE MADMAN
KOJIIIIIIMMMMMAAAAAA
THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
ああああああああああああああああああ
KOJIMA
O
J
I
M
A
ITS HIM
Geoff and Kojima's bromance warms my heart.
>It's Chicken Hat all over again
KOJIMA
KOJIMA
IT'S MOTHERFUCKING KOJIMA
IT'S HIM!
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING, ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
MY DICK IS CUMMING YES YES
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE'S BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
HE IS HERE
TPP IS STILL SHIT
SHIIIIIIIT
WERE?
WERE?
where are you watching this wtf(frick)
Doesn't this chink have a raging 2 inch hardon for Western culture? Why the fuck does he still need a translator for?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
'My very good friend' who requires a translator for me to communicate with
HOLY
MOTHER
OF
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
IT IS KOJIMA
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
KOJIMA HAS BEEN WORING OIUT
LOOK AT HIS BICEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>341095808
I fucking hope so
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING DISBELIEVERS
METAL GEAR FUCKING SOLID CHAPTER THREE IS HERE
YES
YES
YES
YES
THERE IS A FUCKING GOD
WHAT IS HE SAYING?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN IS HERE
>>341093849
SPOONFEED ME YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
THE MAN HIMSELF, THE LEGEND, MY BIG BOSS DADDY; HIDEO KOJIMA
PLEASE MAKE ME CUM
TALK ABOUT MGSV
>he has nothing to show
LMAO
Because you stupid retards can't seem to post links...
https://youtu.be/Jjoq7snv24I
>>341098102
https://vimeo.com/68418200
ITS HAPPENING
>>341098117
>he doesn't know kojima speaks and understand english but uses a translator for clarity
fucking newfag gtfo
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjoq7snv24I
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>SONY EXCLUSIVE CONFIRMED
>>341098238
HIM SHOWING UP IS MORE THAN ENOGH
>>341098136
sauce for this slag?
PS4 SPOOPY SPACE GAME WITH REEDUS, DEL TORO AND ITO CONFRMED!!!!!!!!!!!
ILL KEEP CUMMING
>>341098310
>filename
How dare you.
KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IT'S HAPPENING
Man, what a sony cocksucker.
>>341098102
It's a phantom
>nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show >nothing to show
>>341098450
PS4 and PC though.
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/16/10288004/kojima-productions-ps4-timed-exclusive-pc-release
>>341098291
>kojima speaks and understands english but doesn't speak or understand english
Holy shit I thought you people were joking lmao
WHEN WILL THIS GOOK SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT MGS5 NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WE JUST WANT MGS5
>>341098359
Nah, he already said it's coming to PC. Sony is raising another men's babies ayyyyyy lmaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo
MICROSOFT SHILLS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SONY BROS WIN AGAIN
SONY ALWAYS WINS!
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
>>341098510
man, what a mad faggot
>>341098359
*also available on PC
COME ON KOJIMA, SPILL IT
SHOW ME THE LEWDENS
>>341098626
same breh
>>341098538
>weapons grade autism
>>341093849
KKOOOOOOOJJJIIIMAAAAAAA DONT YOU PLAY ME LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>341098547
there'll be no mgs dude just accept it already
TECHNOLOGY
WOOOOAAAAAHHHHH
PLEASE POST WHAT'S HAPPENING. IM AT WORK AND CANT WATCH.
>>341098515
Is the bearded one Hideo and the other one Kojima?
>>341098573
>*Also available on Windows 10
CHAPTER 3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EE
SPIT IT OUT!
>>341098534
>>341098550
>published by Sony Computer Entertainment
Get rekt!
>>341096938
He's finally a real American.
mgsvchapter 3 dlc
>>341098734
LITERALLY NOTHING
>>341098774
So?
It's coming to PC.
It's a PC game.
http://www.polygon.com/2015/12/16/10288004/kojima-productions-ps4-timed-exclusive-pc-release
>!
Greetings, Reddit.
>>341098645
kojima literally showed up to tell the worl "im back"
REFRIGERATORS
>>341098573
why? the game will be on PC as well
REFIGERATORS CONFIRMED
MICROWAVES TOO
>>341098737
This Kojima is the Phantom, the guy in the Sony Video with the beard and the tired look to him is the real Kojima.
>going to different studios to check out their furniture
>>341098734
LITERALLY
NOTHING
THE HACK HAS NOTHING TO SHOW
REFRIDGERATORS CONFIRMED
>>341098774
Yeah bruh, thanks for raising my bastard. Good cuck.
>>341098737
This is kojima hideo, the phantom of Hideo and kojima
Lmao if you're atching the youtube stream it was fairly slow but as soony as kojima has come up the chat is just going sanic speed a comment every millisecond
>Refrigerators
>bathrooms
Damn it, Kojima.
>>341098890
more like neogaf
>>341098939
So no games?
>WE HAVENT DECIDED ON AN ENGINE YET
WOOOOOOOW
YOU TOO HAVE KNOWN LOSS
i am REALLY MAD that the fox engine is not kojimas
it was TOP NOTCH desu
what is this
has he stopped coming already?
hasnt even picked a fucking engine yet.
>we havent even decided on the engine
WTF IS THIS SHIT THE CHINK HAS NOTHING
>>341098973
>>341098935
What does DS mean?
HERE WE GO
>>341099035
not even an engine in mind
>>341098036
mummy :3
GO FUCK YOURSELF KOJIMA
I HOPE YOU SMELLED YOUR OWN FARTS ON YOUR SHITTY USELESS TOUR, SHIT GAME CONFIRMED
?Refrigerators
?Microwaves
Get Hype
>haven't decided on an engine
WAKE ME UP
>hasnt even picked a game engine to use for his new game yet
LUDENS
>>341096740
Why? All I'm doing is speaking the truth and people constantly insist it's the other way around, Venom had no positive feelings for Quiet.
YHE RUSEEEEEEE WE ARE THE SKULL
>also coming to PC
GIVE IT BACK
THIS ISN'T RIGHT
THAT WAS OURS
what is this?
WE ARE LUDENS
HOLY FUCK
WE ARE BIG BOSS TOO
FUCK YOU KOJIMA
Inb4 Kikestarter
WE ARE ALL LUDENS
WE ARE SKULL FACE CONFIRMED
the skulls huh?
Again with the fucking fourth wall breaking. I'm so sick of his "deep" shit.
>IT'S US IT'S YOU IT'S THE PLAYERS
KOJIMA FUCKING STOP IT
So, 2019 release date?
>>341095808
> catering to fanboys
THE GUY UNDER THE MASK IS VENOM SNAKE
>YOU'RE THE MAN IN THE MASK
>>341099105
>>341099108
Nigga he literally just left Konami
ludens is big boss
>>341093849
WHEN IS HE ON FAMILY
>NO GANES
>NO ENGINE
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>it's all of us under there
>he's going to make another fucking Venom Snake
>another fucking MGSV
>It's Doritos
>venon snake is using the skull face inside a ciborg ninja costume
look at how geoff is sitting lol
WOOOAH WE ARE THE MASCOT
HOLY
SHIT
MIND=BLOWN
VENOM-MEDIC
WE ARE THE PLAYER
YOU THE GAMER
Does anyone else ship Kojima and Geoff?
>post yfw it's fucking nothing
keighly being forced to pretend he hasn't seen this stuff before
>>341099140
It's time to stop Britbong.
PRESENTO DESU
I WAITED FOR FUCKING HOURS FOR THIS SHIT?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>tfw Kojima will never be your friend
BANE?
so instead of getting gabe or half life 3 we get a guy who hasn't even decided what engine to use for a game
kill me
I WANT A PURESENTU TOO KOJIMA
>you will never get personal gifts from Kojima
FUCKING SHIT KOJIMA
I HOPE YOU GET FUCKING NUKED AGAIN YOU WEABOO SHIT
>bantz
>unboxing video
the absolute madman
>explaining how a fucking thermos works
hahahaha im fuyckin gdead
>>341093849
Why is Kojima like cutest 50+ year old man in the world?
This is what they wasted all this time for? Opening some worthless trinkets? That's how they burn through their slot?
ALL THIS FOR A FUCKING SHIRT AND A CUP
>>341099423
>he is mad
>ludens is us
>he WANTS chapter thREEEEEEE
That's really cute
>Kojima explaining thermos tech to Geoff Keiley
Thank god, there's no way an American could work insulation out
FUCK YOU KOJIMA, NO ENGINE? REALLY
>tfw this whole shit
WHY DO I WEAR THE MASK?
Embarassing.
Time to close the stream.
>>341099670
i fucking BET
its a hint
>>341099532
EVER WONDER WHY KONAMI FIRED THIS USELESS HACK?
>>341099360
The leaked story about Kojima being "soft fired" came out before 2016. At this point it's been at best half a year.
What was in the box, just cups and t-shirts?
Metal Gear Solid 2 Best. Game. Ever
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
TELL ME ABOUT THE ICON
WHO IS BEHIND THE MASK
Did he say anything about PT yet?
>>341095720
OMG FUCKING FUCK
Why doesn't kojima just learn english?
He always hangs around english speaking people
>>341099574
>personal gift
>its just one of the generic gift boxes they have been selling on the KojiPro site for a few months now
>Geoff probably already bought one
>>341099634
I'm laughing so fuckng hard
>>341099112
Dead Snake
dumb question but why hasnt kojima learned english yet? i thought he loves western culture?
>>341099701
a thermo cup?
>>341099680
did u rike it geoff-san?
>>341099841
He knows english, he just has bad engirsh
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Who here on Geoff Keighley's level?
THANKS FOR INVITING ME TAKE THIS CUP
>geoff just invited Kojima to show off that he is his best friend
>oh thanks for the gift Kojima-sama thank you so much
Fuck you geoff.
ITS FUCKING NOTHING
N O T H I N G
>>341099925
probably not fluent.
>>341099925
he has no excuse, he's certainly not developing games
>>341099925
He hates English
>>341099925
He speaks English but poorly and gets embarrassed.
>>341099925
He can speak english decent enough. I just think he's shy about his accent
>>341099841
He knows English, he doesn't want to butcher it in front of a large audience.
qucik post yfw you knew this wouldn't be anything and didn't get hyped at all
>>341099841
He's like those weaaboos who spend all days watching anime but dont' know how to speak Japanese.
DUDE
I'M GONNA MEET KOJIMA AND DO SOME E3 SMALLTALK
HOW ABOUT WE STREAM THAT SHIT
LMAO
>>341099925
He knows it but he's bad at it. Sori.
>>341099841
He can form comprehensible sentences (albeit probably rehearsed ones), I guess he just isn't comfortable with speaking it.
>>341099925
>>341099841
did u rike it?
>>341100138
kek
is Geoff BTFO his whole schedule for this hack?
>>341099925
Because learning a language on your own is fucking difficult?
POST YOU FUCKING FACE WHEN YOU'LL NEVER BE AS DELUSIONAL AS CHAPTER 3 LEDDIT /NBfaGO/ts
>>341100014
That fucking faggot doesn't even have the full sized hand, I use mine to jerk off nightly.
GIVE IT BACK IT WAS OURS DAMMIT
>>341100245
kek
Sorry I am rate, I kept you waiting-u ha?
I can't believe anyone actually thought we'd get anything from this
Kojima is a cute, CUTE!
>>341100269
tfw i was
no longer
>>341100226
>touching filthy 3DPD with your lips
and normies called me unhygienic
literally shaking my head tbqh
NOTHING ITS FUCKING NOTHING
What does that mean?
>Geoff praising him for MGSV
>calling it an amazing game
>KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Did you really think he would have a trailer ready for a game he has had less than 6 months working on?
Is he literally jerking of kojima on stage?
I'VE JUST TUNED IN
WHAT HAVE I MISSED?
WHAT HAS HE SAID SO FAR?
PLZ
>>341093849
>MGS DELUSIONAL FANS ARE IN TEARS RIGHT NOW
>>341100463
Nice seat adjacent to the toilet.
>>341099841
He keeps answering before the translator is done translating so he obviously understands it.
>>341100523
dick sucker
and cum dripping
so what was the point of this interview?
>>341100269
He doesn't fucking work for Konami anymore. I don't know where people are getting that idea he could release Chapter 3.
>>341100523
DEAD SNEK
>>341099925
he doesnt speak it in public since the incident
>>341100245
ofc
who wouldnt
>>341100251
He's over 50 years old and has watched movies in english for his whole life. He's not poor, he can buy a private teacher or something. There's no fucking excuse.
CHAPTER 3 ANNOUNCED OMG THAT TRAILER
FUCKING
U
C
K
I
N
G
NOTHING
O
T
H
I
N
G
NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING NOTHING
>>341100523
dark souls gear solid
>>341100616
literally nothing
>>341100526
Geoff is Kojima's husband
>Hideo is Venom and he is putting together his motherbase (new studio)
This man.............
arigatou gozaimasu
ganbatte
>>341100616
literally nothing
>you will never be Kojima's friend
>>341100648
what does kojima think of e3
>>341100523
Dark Souls
who would have thought
>>341100616
N O T H I N G
>BUT THE MUSIC
>BUT THE TWEETS
lmao
>>341100656
mgs fags are so delusional he thinks him leaving Konami was a "ruse"
15 minutes of Geoff sucking Kojima's dick.
Truly this was worth the timeslot.
>>341100616
literally nothing
>>341100523
Dat Spaghetti
>kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks >kojimacucks
>>341100485
He is...sucks when I look at my dad knowing I'll look like shit when I hit even just 40.
Doesn't help I look like shit now.
HIDEO WILL BE AT SONYS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING NEW GAME YOU HEARD IT HERE
>>341100601
MY FRIEND
>MY FRIEND
MY FRIEND
>MY FRIEND
MY FRIEND
>MY FRIEND
KOJIMAS MY FRIEND GUY'S DID YOU HEAR
>>341100616
literally nothing
>>341100743
this
>>341100798
kojima telling the world that hes not finished
>>341100639
It is for when I need to make Big Boss haha.
>>341100662
s-sorry
>>341100616
He talked about refrigerators and thermal cups.
>>341100523
Denim Snake
>>341100743
The meta never ends.
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>KOJIMAKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Kojima and Geoff after all these years still don't talk the same language, it's sad.
>>341100897
ok thank you man
>>341100616
You are the skull-man.
>>341100849
THANK U FOR THERMOS I INVITE YOU TO GAEM AWARDS ^.^
>>341100898
>friends
>arent even on first name basis
He's got nothing to show at E3, my hype levels plummeted
>>341100523
dumb shitheads
aka current-kojima fans
>>341100932
or a liquid snake
>>341100662
>the incident
What happened to Kojima?
guys where did this happen? I was taking a shower
>>341093849
>yfw mgcucks and kojicucks are already watching the video frame by frame to make some new epic ruse pictures
>Kojima fans embarassing themselves once again
Is Geoff's show just him bragging about his friends?
>>341101032
HOLY SHIT
FRIENDS FOREVER
UNITED
SANS
LINGUA
FRANCA
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
KOJMAKEKS BTFO
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>>341098143
>Live E3
>E3
>Episode 3
Know what it's mean...
Half Life 3 Directed by Hideo Kojima.
Eh, if there is anything to show, they'll do it during sony. They're not gonna blow their wad on a 15 minute interview.
>>341100523
Dark Syde
>>341099379
They already said they would be using an already existing engine.
>>341101153
he botched his english and wouldn't stop apologizing
>>341100523
Dome Silent
THANKS /V/
THANKS FOR YOUR SHITTY TEASING
It was fucking nothing, fuck you kojidrones, fuck you fuck youuu, stop your shitty theories holy shit
IT'S
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR
DAMMIT KOJIMA SHOW SOME GAMEPLAY ALREADY! I WILL PAY ANYTHING FOR YOUR NEW GAME!!
>>341099841
He knows, it's just his accent is really bad.
chapter three wasn't in the box
it was a thermos, for coffee or soup
>>341101581
>>341101601
you fuckheads
kojima works for sony
so wait for sonys conference
Never saw so much asian cock sucking in a non porn video.
Doesnt KojiPro have the rights to FOX Engine? Or is that Konami? Cause if KojiPro owns FOX they honestly should just use that.
Kojima's in LA for a reason. He's gonna announce his vidya later, probs at the Sony conference.
Is Kojima the biggest troll of all time? There are too many weird tweet posts and references for his ruse to be merely coincidental, so the only conclusion that remains is that he likes trolling his fan base.
>spend on year fucking around while sony pays you
>haven't even decided on a game engine
BRAVO
Q-quiet i-is...
So this hack spent his last months touring game studios to get his dick sucked and for free food
why do we let him get away with it?
>>341101896
>Is Kojima the biggest troll of all time?
Answer is Raiden
>>341101841
awfully drawn feet
>>341101901
>a year
it hasn't been 6 months since Sony got him you autist
He's still setting up. I doubt he has anything to show right now.
>>341101989
he is the jew
How will Kojimadrones EVER recover from this lads?
>kojima is a fan of VR
I'll tell you know that this next game will not be good
this was your warning today
don't tell me it was too late in two years
>>341100723
lel
>>341101729
NO SHUT THE FUCK UP, I CAN'T GET BACK ON THE RIDE AGAIN
>>341101823
yeah, konami let kojima have the rights to the engine they invested tens of millions of dollars into.
very nice gesture
So if not from Kojima, then where will mgsv chapter 3 dlc news come from?
when will it happen
??
>>341102087
literally half the year gone and he hasn't decided on the fucking engine
how is this acceptable?
>>341101729
They don't even know what engine the game is on and you think they have gameplay to show?
>>341102087
He hasn't even decided on a fucking game engine yet.
Of course he has nothing to show.
https://twitter.com/KojiPro2015_EN/status/742443790812614657
HAPPENING
>>341097556
I didn't rike it
>>341102287
standing
>>341102295
Shit so FOX goes to waste on TPP and now won't be used ever again?
That fucking blows, i really liked what FOX was shown to be able to do.
>>341102170
His next game will be a VR dating sim starring Joosten
Cap this post
>herro western gaming studio I am legend Kojimble pls show me the refrigerator and how many breaks you make when working
>>341102560
pretty much
what was the point of the whole "super secret special guest" thing? Kojima literally didn't say anything important at all. The only new info we got was
>DUDE WE ARE THE LUDENS LMAO
>>341101153
look up metal gear rising vga's.
he attempted to speak english live on a stage and appeared to have some sort of panic attack
>>341102714
but the shirt
fucking auteur hack
>>341102389
あなたはそれが好きですか
>>341102714
hype, get more views, whatever
>>341100523
Zelda WiiU
>>341102560
The same happened with MGS4.
Konami won't do anything with FOX while they're on the pachinko ride.
When's the Sony conference?
>>341099701
>mfw americans worked out the insulation the rocket that took people to the moon
>>341102889
past tense you dumbo
>>341102364
Didn't they just mention they're kind of restructuring they're offices and shit? Like, not the employee departments, but the actual physical offices.
That takes a bit of time, man. And I'm sure they got some shit done already, they just need to decide where to dump it all on.
>>341093849
When is the announcement supposed to be?
>>341103208
you still haven't worked out american language
>>341103054
11 hours later
>>341103606
Oh anon...
does the kojipro tumbler not include a lid
>>341103286
fuck you're funny, you little cunt
>>341102352
Sony stream and KONAMI is there
Peeler is confirmed to be there too
>>341103054
>>341103649
Sorry, I fucked up. It's actually 5 hours from now.
>>341104534
ugh, fuck this, i've lost all hope
>>341104381
i feel like a battered houswife
>>341093849
THEY ARE STILL LURKING FOR A ENGINE TO POWER THEIR GAME
THEY AREN'T GOING TO SHOW ANYTHING THIS E3 BECAUSE THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING TO SHOW.
Best case they go to Sony's conference to talk about the game, and show some concept.
>>341102825
Thanks, I've watched the video.
There's no point speaking in a language you are not good at, really
>>341105934
dude he visited gaming studios and had coffee breaks with them, tell HOW this isn't productive!
>>341101989
People like you will be sucking his dick and eating his shit when the game finally comes out while he sits back and watches people cry like bitches ovrr "why nothing"
Hes got fans and pepple like his games but you idiots have to understand that he probably knows what hes doing and is just screwing around. In a year or two time the game'll be out and everyone hazing him will be the first to try to play it.
Fuck off and let it happen christ
Bunch of whiny fucks
>>341106978
You are just jelly because you know Kojima was sticking his yellow wiener in Stephanie Horse Face and wasting the money on fancy dates instead of working on MGSV
>>341105934
they could of done a cg trailer
>>341108568
A 6 second teaser? So, literally fucking nothing?
>>341105934
couldn't they just buy fox engine from konami?
>>341105934
the only possibility is a pre-rendered teaser using the Ludens character model. iw ouldn't be surprised if the two shots he's posted are from the teaser in question. Sony probably got a studio to take Shinkawa's designs and model them and make the teaser for them seeing as they still don't have a team.
>>341108814
but think of the days of entertainment we could get from a 6 second kojima teaser
>>341101963
not aspure asHuey
>>341108987
I doubt kojima would even want to.
I'm assuming the bad blood between the two is the reason why Kojima isn't using "his" Fox Engine
>>341108568
>could of
kill yourself
GIVE ME UPBOATS PLIZ
>>341108987
>couldn't they just buy fox engine from konami?
In house engines are never bought. Only commercial engines get licensed for other companies to use.
>>341109726
Yes. I got more from the MGSV trailers than what I got from the actual game.
Can't wait to experience that shit all over again amirite?
Will he be shown at Sony?
>>341108987
even if they could they would never sell it to him willingly, they'd ask for some outrageous price or percentage of the profits just to spite him.
>>341103007
The MGS3 pachinko cutscenes were done in fox engine.
That's fox's fate.
>>341111785
they were pre-rendered in a sweatshop studio
just like every pachinko ever
>>341099821
>horror game made with Ito
A boy who wants to be a girl can dream
Are you people fucking insane?
It isn't fucking happening, all of you are the enemy!
does konami even have an e3 panel or whatever?
>>341115515
no
>>341115814
so what the actual fuck did any of you expect? They own the metal gear brand
>>341116297
Autism anon.
>>341115515
They're showing up at Sony.
I did not rike it
The only MGS games I've played are 3 and V but I still go into every thread telling everyone that Snake Eater was the peak of the series, AMA.
>>341119940
how did you manage to be correct with so little exposure?
What is actually the chance of a MGS happening at the sony conference? I really want to sleep right now.
>>341121283
just doze off for a few hours
I'm here forDMC BABYYYYYY
>>341093849
It's highly unlikely that this is going to happen but just imagine the look on everybody's face if it turned out that this entire debacle between Konami and Kojima was completely faked for the sake of a big grand show and then they reveal Silent Hills and a massive update to mgs5 at the same time.
>>341121283
0%
There's no reason to believe that Konami will continue to make a regular MGS game.
>>341121283
literally zero
>>341095720
OMG.
IT'S PRE MGSV RELEASE ALL OVER AGAIN.
Dear Lord. I can't handle this anymore. MGSV broke my heart. ;_;
Why do I keep coming back to you, Kojima san...
>>341095808
god pls.
pls
P L E A S E
>>341122008
This is what I want to believe will happen, but hearing it from someone else helps me understand how ridiculous it actually sounds.
>>341125762
Not 5, but V. My thought in it.
>the stupid french fuck plays V has come to in his tweet and then backpedals after hyping everyone
>>341093849
V
NOT
5
MGS5 SOON
