E3 /COMFY/ THREAD: RELEASE THE TODD EDITION
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Rules
>be comfy
>no shitters
>no spamming
>do not anger the Todd
CONFERENCE IMMINENT
Make a chatango OP
Anime sucks
3st for anime
>Sessler
ITS HIM
THE LIPS GUY
Sessler looks healthy, good for him
>>340957243
you do it
>>340957180
WHERE IS HE?
Who's excited!
HERE COME DAT SESS
frist four anemi
>Most of Twitch chat probably doesn't even know who Morgan is
ADAM "COKEMASTER" SESSLER
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
>that fat fuck on the left
>>340957180
where is the stickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>rainbow pins
http://connectcast.tv/komokomo
last plug-in for the night
enjoy 7 more minutes of nichijou !!
QUICK POST EBOLA-CHAN
/v/
have you seen Todd?
>faggot ribbons
allahu akbar this is a travesty
>>340957180
>Cokeman
>LGBBQTBF shit
I didn't sleep for this?
Is Sessler on coke?
>>340957180
What do I jack off to before it starts
Anime welcome.
holy fuck make a sticky faggots
>20 minutes
How long before Sess starts looking like a crackhead again?
Sessler doesn't seem to be the coke fiend he used to be.
Don't forget to keep thread quality high. Post anime.
Reminder that Sessler fucks transsexuals all day and has a bad coke addiction
webbs cheeks look huge and her chest took a hit but ill be damned if i wouldnt still it with the force of a thousand suns
STICKY WHEN?
adam looks so gross
like a hobo
>>340957345
He quit the dope
what stream are we at?
>Morgan
>Morgan Webb
gAME tHEORY: ARE BETHESDA SJWS!?!?!?!
WHEN DOES IT START HOLY SHIT
>>340957367
What stream are you using?
>>340957361
I am!
SAVING VIDYA
what the fuck adam hasn't od'd yet?
>>340957180
how can morgan webb still be cute?
i hate that she will never snuggle with me
>>340957180
Sessler is drugged up again
STREAM
WHEERE
POST MORE HOTARU
>the bald guy on the left
wait, i have negative memories of him for some reason
>>340957346
NO YOUIt's changed A LOT since I last used it, I don't want to fuck anything up
He doesn't look coked out
>>340957443
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
>>340957457
think she's trans?
Evil Within 2 please!
Is she talking about her pussy?
>trust me you want it
For just five cents a day you can feed a hungry Morgan Webb
>we totally support gays u guys! xD ribbons
>>340957510
living the dream
whats up with the faggot ribbons? is it buttfucking appreciation month in murica or something?
JESUS CHRIST STOP IT
WHERE IS TODD? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS EGG SHAPED BALD HACK?
Morgan Webb is a fucking skeleton holy shit
>I'm actually still playing Fallout 4
Bullshit
LEE HARDCASTLE'S DOOM VIDEOS ARE RAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8aU4MYDsOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FUP8O8KIlE
Sessler got a bit big.
I thought doin' coke made you lose weight?
>>340957180
This is just gonna be a dishonored fap fest while all the TES fans cry in the corner
>I play fallout 4 because I'm inept
adam's tranny porn isn't paying enough to keep him from doing vidya?
Sellout 4
>3 different addons
Das a good joke
Adam is already coked up
>THREAD THEME
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Q83DPZy6E
>skyrim's shiverring isles
MODS STICKY PLEASE
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.sorcery.net/#/div/ination
Here's an irc for this
>>340957429
where's rika
SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
And here they are, the G4 class reunion!
>skyrim's shivering isles
>>340957581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1mzhRQSsM
>wearing fag ribbons
bet they wont mention who the culprits were
>Spooky vibe
I'M FUCKING SPOOKED LADS
SKYRIM SHIVERING ISLES
NEW GAME CONFIRMED
SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLE?
>skyrim's shivering isles
SKYRIMS SHIVERING ISLES
>>340957503
Keep it vidya
>even bigger than SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
>skyrim
>shivering isles
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>skyrim's shivering isles
fuck off morgan
You fags better get hyped
>Its bigger than Skyrims Shivering Isles
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
>>340957443
Reminder that diapers are kewt
>>340957446
This is what happens when you don't buy his game.
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
>Skyrim's shivering isles
Oh boy
>SKYRIMS SHIVERING ISLES
>>340957583
I believe his lies.
Morgan Webb has such a giant jaw. She looks like a robot.
>skyrim's shivering isles
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
already fucking blew it
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
>SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
TOP KEK
>SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
TOP KEK
>SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
TOP KEK
>SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
Did she say Skyrim Shivering Isles? It's 5am so I might have misheard.
>all that sexual tension
>>340957724
They shouldn't sticky this thread retard, this is the comfy thread.
>>340957180
imminent disappointment followed by Todd's fabrications.
>>340957692
Thanks man
>>340957604
He spent all last year(?) looking like a tweaker.
i didnt even bother reaching the first city in fo4 it was so boring
SHOULD ITHRUSTHER
>>340957464
aNime??
>>340957180
Is Bethesda's conference going to only be 1 hour too?
>Skyrim's Shivering isles
Oh man, I can't wait for Bethesda's conference. This is going to be the best conference ever, I'm sure.
Todd Howard is such a talented man.
I see Bethesda don't want us to forget how progressive they are.
As a gay man, I despise this sort of shit.
>showing trailer for already released add on
Bethesda truly on the cutting edge
SHOW ME YOUR REACTION FACE TO THIS YEARS E3
HOLY SHIT WEEBS FUCK OFF
>>340957764
Thanks oniifam
>even bigger than SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
>step away from E3 coverage to eat dinner
>come back to Adam and Morgan
is it 2005?
>Its bigger than a non existant dlc
WHOA
if you are here for shitposting make your own thread
this thread is for comfy bros
MAKE MAINE GREAT AGAIN
>>340957180
WE'RE MEMEING LIVE ON THE AIR
https://youtu.be/pqXAybjBCyQ
>SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
KILL THEM ALREADY FUCK
SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
I got my Dim Sims and BBQ chips all ready.
Lie to me Todd, lie to me.
>>340957724
No you fucking retard.
>>340957361
I love her
I'm in love with Hotaru!
>>340957814
>>340957817
>within seconds of eachother
POTTERY
Hello fellow Lala friends!
>>340957443
RIP Ebola-Chan
>it's a they pretend to have actually played the game for shilling purposes episode
fuck sessler
>>340957935
>SKYRIM'S SHIVERING ISLES
>>340957908
hmmmm...something seems off with this man. Like I've seen him somewhere before...
make them stop
im cringing
>Skyrim's shivering isles
>Females knowing about gaming
Another fake bitch
This is going to be terrible.
h8rs get out. sessler and webb are the shit
>>340957814
>this is what happens when you don't give your wife strong enough potions
https://youtu.be/D85284NRjzw
>>340957947
It's great isn't it?
HAHA DAE PLAY THE GAME?
shitposting thread here
>>340951023
>>340951023
>>340951023
>>340951023
>it's a "failed journalists pretend they play video games" episode
im going to leave my cocaine right here, no one take it please
>This scripted banter
It's surprisingly natural
Imagine being Todd Howard at E3 and having to be all like "damn, Skyrim, you fuckin' awesome, all cool with your updated graphics and climbable mountains. I would totally recommend pre-ordering Skyrim 2, both for PS4 and Xbox One", when all he really wants to do is play New Vegas at home. Like seriously imagine having to be Todd and not only stand on that carpet while being forced to shill your disgusting 10 year old engine at your side, the favorable footage of his game barely concealing the bugs and stupid AI, and just stand there, hit after hit, minute after minute, while they ruined the RPG elements. Not only having to tolerate his own blatant fucking lies but his forced cocky attitude as everyone on the crowd tells him Skyrim 2 is STILL BRILLIANT and DAMN, SKYRIM 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch the cartoonish fucking NPC face contort into types of smugness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twitch whores and Kaley Cuoco while being called a manlet for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this every Skyrim fanboy's red forehead as they squirm in their seats convinced that Bethesda is a successful developer, while assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be in their conference and promote the next GOTY, while in reality it's been worked on by lazy developers in the last 7 months with stolen mods. Then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could come out & tell the truth to expose this sham for Bethesda's fucking lies before the damage control department TAKE IT DOWN, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Todd. You're not going to lose your 10k check for blowing the conference over this. Just bear it. Force a smile and fake it.
>Hasn't even started
>Already cringing
THIS E3 IS THE E3 THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING
>>340957908
I know, it's gonna be the best!
>>340957764
adam and morgon! WAIT WUT IS GOING ON!
Why are they so cringy....
>>340958101
BOTCHAMANIA VIDYER EDITION
BANTER
A
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>These people
>>340957613
It's a First Down at the 18 yard line, they're in the nickel formation...
>>340958119
Or maybe she just misspoke?
>These cringey anime club-tier jokes about Fallout 4
>there are people that find this embarrassing
why do people cringe so easily?
TELL ME LIES TODD! TELL ME SWEET, SWEET LIES!
What she said there now sounded so fucking forced, that was clearly scripted.
>favourite part of fallout is settlements
Fucking hell morgan get your act together
>>340957935
WAIT ARE THEY SHOWING FALLOUT 4 GAMEPLAY FROM LAST YEAR
That fat guy was on point.
>>340957692
Ew she has like vagina and stuff
TWO MINUTES YEAHHHHHH BABY
Can someone murder these 3
i never really thought about it, but this terrible 'cringey' comedy is basically a defining feature of e3. i just hate it every year afresh
>>340958053
I am going to marry Lala.
>>340957293
anime is banned
When I made this picture, I never thought i'd use it towards the Sess man.
I love the super smooth but real slow camera movements in E3 demos :^)
>no one here knows about sessler and webb
NEO /V/ LEAVE REEEEE
This community college acting is unbearable.
THEY ARE SHOWING THE LAST E3 VIDEOS
just end it before anyone gets hurt
bethesda will be fucking horrible
prepare for that sweet skyrim rehash and some juicy fallout dlc
This is literally just footage from last year, what the actual true fuck
this trailer is spoopy without music
didn't we see this footage last year?
>>340957629
You're a fucking idiot.
>start by showing old dlc and oldshit footage
Yeah well nothing to see here. No tes. No new big dlcs. No new ips.
Didn't they how this last e3?
MILF Morgan is the GOAT
>>340958264
Pre-Show.
>>340958253
>Having a favourite part of Fallout 4
She just has no taste
>>340958110
Ya talkin' about my main man Flodd? He hangs out here from time to time. You've probably seen him before.
IT'S SO DENSE
woo you built a base, now watch as nothing ever attacks it
>>340958187
>retards jerk off to this
THESE AREN'T EVEN NEW VIDEOS
IT'S LITERALLY ALL SHIT WE'VE SEEN FROM LAST E3
FUCKING WHY
WHY ARE THEY SHILLING A GAME THAT'S BEEN OUT FOR ALMOST A YEAR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340958306
>those thunder thighs
jesus fucking christ I have never been this hard before
why do we have to get old :(
WHERE'S RATTY?
>>340957520
That's only for Nintendo.
LINK ME GUYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>trying to act like diamond city was anything but underwhelming console-limited shit
>>340958361
fuck off toddbut you are correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4&ab_channel=CrowbCat
Speaketh into my ear todd.
>>340958341
>/V/
>REEEEE
Get out.
>>340958228
Fuck off fat tumblr whale
Reminder shitty scripted terrible jokes with morgan deadpanning is a throwback to x-play
its nostalgic "cringe"
ONE MINUTE
Someone shoot that fucking cockhead in the front
Who's this retard?
>>340958341
you mean crackdaddy and sexy has-been
>Implying Morgan plays ANY games
who /4AM/ here
What are their ribbons representing? The gays?
>>340958442
build a ton of water purifying things
i got a deathclaw to attack that way
>rehashing last years trailer
sticky when???
Webb looks cute with that haircut.
>valentine fags
nothing good at this point.
60fps woah
>>340958461
>retards are enjoying e3 rn
even worse
>>340958416
She is really cute.
What the fuck are you spergs talking about, the conference hasn't even started
What the fuck is this cringe?
>Favorite character is Nick Valentine
Good answer.
Sessler is such an insufferable cunt.
Just give him is powder and tell him to fuck off
>>340958530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1mzhRQSsM
>20 more minutes of this
>>340958481
It's the pre-show, baka.
>Nick Valentine
>>340958306
B-but I'm the one who gonna marry her.
I'm sorry friend, I'm gonna have to dispose of you
>Al OOOO minum
>>340958461
I mean people still
STILL
make mods for the original fucking doom and take it very seriously so what do you expect
IT IS PRE-SHOW. THE SHOW STARTS IN 15 MINUTES.
>>340958418
SHOWING FOOTAGE FROM LAST YEAR IN THE PRE-SHOW
now they're circle-jerking the game
holy shit
>>340958481
This is the pre show you literal autist
Jesus Christ grow up
>sess and webb doing a shitty watered down shill version of xplay
I need a drink
these guys are the MVPs
>>340957892
Self bumping
I need to know how long this will last
this is such fake banter
fuck this
sticky fags over here
>>340951023
>>340951023
>>340951023
>>340951023
manspreading? wow.. it's 2016
>>340957963
YOU NEED TO CROSS OUT DUBSTEB AND METAL
THEY WE'RE BROUGHT UP ALREADY
>The SESS
>Trailers for games that has already released
>Literally videos from last E3
OH MAN, Bethesda conference is starting off in a shit start.
>>340958578
/5am/ reporting
>>340958570
some bitch who sucks the dick of the guy next to her
>>340957569
50 gays just died.
>>340958578
Right here bro, regret overwhelming.
>>340958461
>calling yourself a retard
>>340958578
It's only 9:00PM my dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1mzhRQSsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1mzhRQSsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1mzhRQSsM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1mzhRQSsM
LINK TO THE SHITTY STREAM
>>340958640
Pre-show.
ON THE X-PLAY BOARDS
>haha im such a nerd xD
>skyrim 2
is this bitch for real?
YEAHHHHHH GO TODD WE LOVE YOU
>mobile game is their most played game
wew
RESOURCE-SUCKING BABIES
>>340957180
JESUS CHRIST WHO IS THIS HOTTIE
>>340958642
the death of the industry.
>retards will defend this
>H-hey! /v/! How's it going buddies? What's going on in this thread?
Your response?
Am I the only one who thinks Adam and Morgan are kinda cute?
>>340958538
It's killing me. I'm hating this cokehead more and more.
>these cringy scripted jokes
oh my fucking god
Me far left
for fucks sake
this is why nobody takes us seriously
>>340958578
5am git gudwoke up 3 hours ago
CHATANGO GROUP GET IN HERE
http://e3v.chatango.com/
http://e3v.chatango.com/
http://e3v.chatango.com/
>>340958702
Is that Molly Rankin
can sess just overdose already, im tired of seeing this guy bum out years past his prime
>>340958724
>typical /v/irgin
That guy on the right seems nice.
>>340957792
oI
HOLY SHIT THIS GIRL HAS HOT BANTER
>>340958760
Same
kill me please
Nobody will see this, but I want to fuck an anons boi pussy
Do you think Webb has ACTUALLY finished Fallout 4?
>>340958882
Legends say she is of the name "Manjaw Morgan"
>no ring
there's still a chance
woah now
jesus fuck sessler shut the fuck up
>>340957626
>generic whore pretends to know how the game works while reading a script
Why is this allowed?
>>340958690
Hello britbong
SUN GLASSES?
FUCKING SUN GLASSES?
>sess almost saying "YOU BITCH"
>>340958702
MAN SPREADING SHITLORD DETECTED
DEPLOYING RANT ARTICLES
STICKY THREAD IS ON
SEE YA LOSERS
this is cringeworthy. wtf??
SKYRIM 2 FUCKING WHEN
>>340958989
kek
>>340959005
thats gay
>>340959025
REMOVE CARDS
>>340958554
How are you, fellow Louisefag?
I remember this girl from G4, why does she sound drunk/depressed? Or like shes been smoking weed?
This is just fucking depressing seeing sessler have a giant bald cocaine head and that chick lack all her old energy
Cue german house music
>>340958989
MANSPREADING TRIGGERED
>>340958687
I'd like to see you try, mortal.
>>340957180
the girl at the IGN stream is cute af
>>340959004
did he pee his pants a little
Sorry y'all, but Morgan just gets hotter with age.
>>340958882
>being this young
>>340958878
Not surprising, it's free and runs on both Android and IOS and every retard has a smartphone.
>>340958882
Fuck off, underage.
>>340958667
LET IT END
LET IT ALL END
>mobile
>no loli mods will be featured
>>340959025
You can do better than her
I fucking hate these jokes but deep inside I strill like seeing Morgan and Adam do their thing. Also Morgan Webb is a man-jawed goddess.
>>340958989
>he even lost his eyebrows
>>340959107
She looks based AS FUCK, why you mad?
>>340958882
this site is 18+
>>340959085
>generic whore
u fucking wut mate?
Is there even any good Fallout 4 mods? I haven't even bothered looking since Bethesda uses their own platform or whatever
>ets look at the coolest Fallout 4 mods
>no Nude mods shown
>>340958580
That's how I want to die, between a girl's succulent thighs.
>horse armour
aha
hahahaha
we've come full circle bois
the fuck am i watching, menus MENUS MENUS
ALL THOSE STOLEN MODS LMAO
>>340959107
don't be jealous your not that cool anon
>>340957913
>Look at me! I'm a fag, but I'm different from all the other fags! I don't like it when people hang ribbons in support of other fags!
????? Are you fucking retarded?
>>340958570
she's definitely cucking her SO with the guy next to her and got caught on stream with him so she put on sunglasses. I know that nervous laughter
>>340959157
Fine, and you?
>Lets show a mod montage as if they're new or something. Also lets show it on console and pretend those consolefags had anything to do with their creation.
>>340959218
>>340959231
How am I underage for not knowing who that is? I don't watch gaming events that often
>>340959231
wow they looked so young and innocent
Adam x Morgan OTP
Why more old footage?
DUDE COCAINE LMAO
>HORSE ARMOR HA HA GET IT??
i hope beth goes fucking bankrupt
that blonde in the back
Why won't the mods just make a sticky already?
Watching the IGN preshow (cause i'm watching the youtube e3 stream) and this aussie cunt is fucking annoying
>>340957913
>I wish all gay people were ashamed of themselves like me
Jesus when does the fucking show start? I thought it was supposed to be at ten, now it's 10:02. I skipped masturbating for this shit?
>FAST
Was showing the horse armor a jab at themselves?
Is Bethesda that self-aware?
>>340959470
they did
Isn't it supposed to have started already?
Morgan is still qt
>>340959407
underage plz go
>>340959107
He just changed his shirt. What the fuck?
classic mops
This is such delicious cringe. Reminds me of Ubisoft
>>340959107
I want to fuck the chick so bad, her voice is too sexy, also the sunglasses girl is probably stoned as fuck
>>340959159
They got old and lost their careers, they get E3 gigs because of XPlay
wtf is this shit? Watching porn is much better than this.
This pre-show is showing how normie video games have become
>>340957913
Kill yourself.
Mops DLC
>>340958578
Best country here
I want some to hold me irl. It hurts.
HE KEEPS CHANGING CLOTHES
>>340959573
yep
but the preshow was 15 minutes late
>>340959585
HOLY SHIT
>>340959514
>>340959345
>Mad fags detected
>>340959004
When did he change his shirt?
>>340959585
holy shit
>>340959585
NANI?!
reminder for all the newfags https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
Did the manspreader fucking change shirts??????????
nigga you ain't fucking funny
>>340957913
Fifty people literally died. I'm sorry your feelings are hurt but grow the fuck up shitstain.
>>340959107
>>340959585
Fucking conspiracy!
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
>>340957180
>icon pic
CROSSARMED
>>340959428
Because it hasn't started yet, this is the forced hype and speculation segment.
>>340959585
yo what the fUCK
>>340957913
>I see Bethesda don't want us to forget how progressive they are.
>As a gay man, I despise this sort of shit.
Then you should realize the biggest massacre in American history was today, and it was in a Florida gay bar.
You fucking idiot.
>>340959175
Let's go
>>340959594
Best
>>340959559
yes
if you really think game companies are oblivious you are a fucking moron
>>340959585
the deepest lore
>>340959345
My bf and other people who I know who are gay are sick of straight liberals speaking for us and using us to propel themselves to the moral high ground
>>340959271
then why does she have clothes on
*Tips*
fedoras lol
JESUS CHRIST
WHEN WILL IT END
>4 in the morning
>heart is racing thanks to Red Bull
>I hate Sessler
>I hate the gay pride shit he's wearing
>I want a new Hexen game but it will never happen
C-Comfy...
>>340959585
WHAT THE FUCK
LE EBIN FEDORAS
>>340959407
Fucking kill yourself.
>>340959585
MASAKA?!
>>340959373
Pretty well, just enjoying some comfy e3 shitposting as per tradition.
WHERE IS TODD?
>>340959325
>mods that were ported to console that the original creators didn't feel like porting are now stolen
WHY ARE THEY 15 MINUTES FUCKING LATE?
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ
God, why am i watching a bald man and a middle aged woman talking when i could be playing videogames or fapping or learning another language?
who's the skrillex bitch?
>>340959585
WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
>>340958895
They were like this on xplay. They are pros at pretending they like video games. It was disheartening to learn over the years how fake they are.
Still they are the best at it.
>>340958882
her jaw is so fucking hot
These two will fuck like rabbits in the hotel room.
>>340959963
Well aren't you an edgy fat fuck
>>340959585
>when you realise e3 2016 was staged by the us government
>>340959809
lol what an asshole
>>340959750
>manspreader
Am I on the wrong channel or have we literally just watched an entire stream of a bunch of faggots talking.
>>340959175
>>340959848
Post ID.
>>340958053
>>340958306
>>340958687
>>340959175
did someone said best girl?
>>340959585
H-HES FAST
>>340959585
>>340959809
Those two knew their shit.
>>340959585
the fuck is this sorcery?
>>340960015
He lied about the his conference starting time.
>Being attracted to this man
where the fuck is todd
>>340960135
EA were late.
Beth are later.
Nothings new
WE HEARTSTONE NOW
what just happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ7737w4W_k
>>340959585
makes u think
>>340959585
This dude is going to plow that bitch after the show and you're alone watching this at home
>>340960135
so /v/?
>cards
>>340960069
he keeps changing his fucking shirt what a wanker
I LOVE
TRAILERS OF CARD GAMES
Please explain every mechanic
>>340959585
holy fuck. I thought he was wearing a different shirt before. guess i'm not crazy
C A R D G A M E S
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>>340960012
I see. So am I. Expecting to see something skyrims related?
>TES became a mobile cardgame
We're truly living in the evil timeline
>Card game
WE /tg/ NOW
they didn't even fucking try to disguise it
Holy fucking shit that's shameless
he's gonna have a new shirt when this comes back i know it
ELDER SCROLLS HEARTHSTONE
HEARTH STONE CLONE
WHY
>>340959585
HAIYAI!
HE IS BEHIND YOU
DUCK!
>>340960352PACHINKO MACHINE WHEN
>>340959585
The hell.
Who else is watching the RT stream?
WOOOOW Elder Scrolls card game. What a big announcement!!! What I always wanted.
When the fuck is this thing starting already?
>>340960231
>that tricep
>deep lore
>this card clears the lane
MUH LORE
WHO /BECOMEALEGEND/ HERE
Hearthstone killer
Wtf is this hearthstone
you guys excited for hearthstone
>>340959107
>>340959585
IT'S OVER
THE CANARY IS DEAD
THE FBI IS HERE GUYS, TIME TO CONFESS YOUR SINS
He changed his shirt again!
HOLY SHIT!!!! FALLOUT 5 BY OBSIDIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE CHANGED AGAIN
HE CHANGED HS SHIRT AGAIN
HE DID IT AGAIN
NEW SHIRT WHATS GOING ON
NEW SHIRT
HE CHANGED HIS SHIRT AGAIN
HE DID IT AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK
HE CHANGED HIS SHIRT AGAIN!
HE CHANGED AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Shirt changes again
N E W S H I R T
>hearthstone clones left and right
kek at least runescape's is vastly different
HE CHANGED AGAIN
>>340960163
Sure did!
HOLY SHIT HE DID IT AGAIN
SHIRT CHANGED AGAIN WHAT THE FUCK
fuck he changed his shirt again
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN, HE DID IT AGAIN.
CHANGED HIS SHIRT
He did it again. The true shirt-sorcerer
THIS FUCKIN GUY
HE"S FAST
>HAHA I CHANGED MY SHIRT
>WHAT A GOOFBALL I AM
>HA
It starts at 15 past. They said this earlier today. Calm down autists.
>>340960451
WAHT DID I FUCKING SAY
HOW DEEP DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE GO
HE CHANGED HIS SHIRT AGAIN
That shirt guy is such a fucker, did you just see what he did? What a fucker
HE CHANGED SHIRT AGAIN
>GAME gets popular
>Every other company wants GAME's money
stop being dumb /v/
HE HAS A NEW SHIRT AGAIN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SOMEONE STOP HIM
THE FUCKER CHANGED HIS SHIRT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>He changed shirts again
M-MASAKA?!
Am I going crazy or is the guy in the background's shirt keep changing
ESO nobody cares
IT'S TIME TO DDDDDDDDDDDDDUEL
!!!!!!!!
THE SHIRT
HE CHANGED IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
HE CHANGED HIS FUCKING SHIRT FOR THE 2000TH TIME
HE KEEPS CHANGING SHIRTS
>>340959107
HE CHANGED AGAIN
>elder scrolls online
>shitty heartstone knockoff
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
CHANGED HIS SHIRTAGAIN
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
HOW DOES HE CHANGE HIS SHIT
woah 20 hours of content in mmo
Wait why is Sessler wearing a gay ribbon?
HE CHANGED T SHIRTS AGAIN
NEW SHIRT WHAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>340959585
HE DID IT AGAIN
>Hearthstone: Elder Scrolls edition
Disgusting.
WHAT IS THE NAME OF HIS STAND?!?!?!
WTF indeed
>>340960707
this fucking guy is saving this press conference
>>340959183
Yes, this man literally doesn't give a fuck
>>340960707
HE CHANGED SHIRTS AGAIN
IT NOW SAYS WTF
so i told that guy to change his shirt
he actually did it, the absolute mad man!
ONE MAN CANNOT HAVE THIS MANY SHIRTS
SAY HI EVERYONE!!!!
>>340960737
WTF
>>340960648
mah nigga
That hand
Is the chick in red some actress?
She looks like the chick from Jurassic World.
ABSOLUTE
M A D
A
D
M A N
A
N
>>340960349
If by Skyrim related you mean some fresh new Elder Scrolls, then yes.
Not this card game trash however.
>people in the crowd laughing at shirt guy
Bthesda... h-hearthstone??
>>340960841
OY VEY
This thread isn't comfy. Shitposters fuck off
Todd Howard in their ear pieces
>FUCK we're still working on the games, can you guys just talk about how great our worst shit is to make us look better? Just stall, thanks.
LOOK AT HIS FACE
THIS SLY FUCKER KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE'S DOING
PLEASE HAVE MORE SHIRTS ON
WTF!!!!!
>Elder Scrolls Online Lore
LOL THE HISTORY OF THIS PERIOD WAS BURNED SO NOTHING MATTER LOLLLLLLLL
how many shirts does this guy have with him?
Hey you fuck next to him. I know you're lurking here on your phone
B E C O M E A L E G E N D
ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE BEST MMO
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMPAI
WHY IS THAT BITCH TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAMES SHE SEEMS SO AWKWARD AND OUT OF PLACE
FANS
CAPTCHA IS ASKING ME TO PICK MOUNTAINS ALL THE FUCKING TIME
>inb4 he changes shirt again
PREPARE FOR ANOTHER SHIRT CHANGE. GUESS THE COLOR NOW YOU STILL CAN
is webb tall or sessler short?
in b4 new shirt
>That smooth fucking yawn move
Blondies got the moves
PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS
>>340960707
>WTF
My thoughts exactly.
New thread pls
>inb4 he changes again
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
I TOLD HIM TO CHANGE HIS SHIRT AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
BETHESDA HAS TAKEN OVER AUSTRALIA
>Let's talk to some fuckin' losers
Please no
apex zozl
WHO IS THE MAN OF TWENTY SHIRTS
>7.am
FUCKING NO LIFE SHITTERS
>>340960841
WHA THE FUG
>inb4 they ask shirt guy to leave
>>340960841
Is this the birth of an ebiic new meme?
NERV WAIFU GIRL
new bread
>>340961070
>>340961070
>>340961070
>>340961070
>NERV shirt
BASED
AHHAHAH WHAT TH EFUCK IS SESSLER DOING HE IS LITERALLY COKED UP
>obligatory shit female cosplayers
make a new comfy thread
New shirt I'm calling it next I'm calling it
>>340960841
H-HE'S FAST
IF I TOOK THAT SHIRT OFF, WOULD YOU DIE?
>>340961046
His bitch looks so embarrassed
>>340961102
>>340961103
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
IS THAT ANITA?
Watch Sessler's facial expressions in this cosplay part
lmao
>>340960935
I see. I'm sorry about what just happened.
Kevin if you're reading this fuck you you Viet
NERV girl looks and sounds like pic related.
I am so glad they show progressive and active female members of the community! This is so cool and epic that they recognise that games are no longer for sweaty neckbeards but also for cool people, like those funky guys at the E3 con!
I swear to god if he has another new shirt...
>>340961530
Just isn't the same without the other guy's nervous look
>>340961046
>C'mon dear, could you please stop this? You're embarrassing me.
>Fuck no.
>>340961896
we all know he will
it's 3am britbong time, I'm really tired, why are they late
and before you ask I do this every year out of habit now
>Guy changes shirt
>it says "elder scrolls 6"
>he stands up and walks to the stage
>gets the game disc out of his pants
>holds it in to the screen
>conference over
>>340961386
are you blind?
>>340962012
britbong here too
im glad my sleeping scheduled is fucked up 'cause im wide awake right now :^)
Eastern time amerifat here, it's only 10:15pm :^)
he changed the shit again!!!!!
can't see it yet, but probably he did
where is the shirt guy?
>>340962384
kys urself my ruskie man
>>340962485
Where's Tod?
You guys think sessler got into her panties?
>>340962553
Shirt guy got kicked out.
>>340962553
>tfw they moved just cause of him
Feels bad.
>>340962845
NO FUN ALLOWED
UH
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>340962553
They totally changed position so that people wouldn't be distracted by him
DOOM 2 YES
QUAKE
QUAKE
QUAKE
QUAKE
QUAKE
QUAKE
Quake?
first doom
now quack
wtf todd
>Team based
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYY
LET IT REST IN PEACE
I-is the Lala anon still here?
QuakeChampions
Oh and Quake is forever ruined
Quake's gonna be mobileshit, isn't it?
Is nothing sacred?
>We want the Overwatch audience
>>340963436
They want to make sure it's dead.
>We're rehashing old shit cause we have no new ideas
QUAKE CHAMPIONS FREE 2 PLAY
>they're making a new quake 3
OH SHIT WHOA COOL
>wait
>champions
>CHAMPIONS
oh
>>340963668
explain the meaning of this ribbon
>WOLFENSTEIN IS RUINED
>NuDOOM IS GOING TO BE SHIT
>HOW DO YOU FUCK UP QUAKE?
/v/ is always wrong
Are the rainbow ribbons over the Orlando shooting?
>champions
PC ONLY MY
GOOOOD
THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE GOOD
ARENA! NOT MOBA!
>PC only
>>340963969
probably
>for PC
OK, i'm listening.
>>340963969
Yeah, in all likelihood.
>>340963849
50 people died in a gay club Sunday.
>>340963839
I beti ts a MOBA
i'm going to kill myself
>>340963969
Yes.
>>340963969
probably
it's the largest mass shooting in America, columbine was BTFO
>just in case the new Unreal Tournament is good, we better bring back a classic shooter from the dead
>>340964072
>Meanwhile console gets Beserk game
Feels good.
>>340964072
>bethesda
>good
Pick one
>Characters
IT'S FUCKING CLASS BASED
>>340963718
>>340963432
Called it from the trailer.
>>340963465
I WAS WATCHING QUAKE CHAMPIONS IN OTHER THREADsorry
>>340964171
>Some of those people are going to be outed after death.
Oh boy!
>>340963969
NEW HIGH SCORE MATE
>>340964389
it was going so well wtf
CLASS-BASED
ITS MOTHERFUCKING PETE "FUCK THE LORE LMAO" HINES
> breast vice-president
What?
>>340964171
Oh, good, at least its not something as edgy as the orange ribbons that some Soviet fags like to carry.
10 MILLION
>>340958580
>the weak should fear the strong
>>340964509
It's okay, I just wanted to apologize for thinking that I had possession over such a grace on this earth.
M-maybe we could share her, if that's okay with you.
>class based
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
why does he sound like he is about to cry
>all that fucking clapping and
>nuDoom "faithful to its legacy"
>hearthshit clone has great strategy
YOU COULD HEAR HIM TRY TO FIND WORDS THAT MAKE IT SOUND LIKE IT'S DIFFERENT FROM HEARTHSTONE
BUT ITS THE SAME FUCKING GAME
>Compelling story
MOTH PRIEST
>>340963465
I was in the other thread.
Hope we are still friend. I didn't mean the things i said. Please forgive me
>>340965331
stage fright?
>>so if they release a elder scrolls card game....
>>>their using it as a teaser for the next elder scrolls game right?
Stories can do surprising things. Like shut off the stream/
>Copies Overwatch and then immediately proceeds to copy Hearthstone
Do they have no shame at all?
wow this is kind of embarrassing
they're really trying hard to make Hearthscrolls not sound lame.
twitch IS DOWN TWITCH IS DOWN
>Compelling story
Can't wake up
>>340965562
I would rather slit my arms that be in the crowd so probably.
>>340965034
Sure. I'm sorry for i said i would dispose of you.
2 LANES GUYS 2 LANES
>>340965034
it's okay, you can take the living world part of her
I'll take her afterlife part
>Card Based
>cardgames
FUCK YOU BETHESDA. FUCK YOU. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.
TODD IS HERE
T O D D
O
D
D
TODD
TODD
Are card games really this popular?
Toddie!
TELL ME LIES BABY MY EARS CANT WAIT
>>todd not there, therefor no bomb shells
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGC-o1Kr3Zk
THERE HE IS
#BLESSED
>>340966047
W-why are you pretending to be me?
We can all 3 be friends.
Todd on screen
ARMOR RACKS
TODD!!!!!!
fucking Todd didn't even show up he is comfy in his office
test
BUILD YOUR OWN VAULT
MOAR LIES TODD
>>340965550
I saw it got deleted and got scared, I like the comfiness of this thread.
And I hope we can still be friends too.
>>340965981
O-okay, thank you for forgiving someone like me.
>>340966047
I'll take anything I can get. I love her.
>>340966570
O-oh, sorry
I-I though he was talking to me
Isn't giving players the ability to build vaults potentially lore breaking? I mean. only a certain amount of vaults were constructed.
Tell more sweet beautiful lies, Todd.
>more fallout shelter shit
SKYRIM HD
WHAT THE FUCK WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED NO FUCKIGN WAY
No one asked about this you fucking faggot
Just a heads up that Twitch stream is ahead of Youtube
CONFIRMED
SKYRIM REMASTERED I FUCKING KNEW IT GODAMMIT TODD
THEY FUCKING DID IT!
this is disgusting
this entire fucking conference is disgusting
>>340967141
>HD
its a fucking lighting mod
>remastered
>all they did was put an ENB on it
top fucking kek
fuck
SKYRIM REMASTER
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
TOD
SKYRIM 2 BOYS SKYRIM 2
>It was real
>>340966956
No worries.
The more Lala friends the better
>>340967141
Fucking Todd
>Dishonoured
Time to piss.
There's a PC version too if you noticed in the top left corner.
Why? I don't know.
LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>>340967346
WE DID IT SONYBROS
HAHAHAHAHHA IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>selling fucking ENB as remaster
TOOOOOODD!!!!!
Todd's eyes are too small just like the rest of him
Wait, are they seriously just slapping some visual mods on Skyrim and reselling it at full price?
>Skyrim: ENB Edition
>>340967516
>Stays for shit games
>leaves at the only good thing
i hope you are b8
>>340967587
and its going to sell millions
>>340967587
it just looks like the base game with a mod that turns the bloom up a bit...
