E3 /COMFY/ THREAD
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RULES:
>be comfy
>anime is a sin
>Todd is a liar
>Bethesda in 35 minutes
anime!
NO GAMEBRYO
if anime is a sin then this website is sin city
Todd Howard is a great man
>>340953675
always gamebryo
Shouldn't the stream have started by now?
Fuck Todd, post Harv
>>340953494
>anime is a sin
That isn't comfy at all.
Remember to play this whenever Todd Howard is on screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8
it's time
ELDER SCROLLS VI CONFIRMED
>>340953494
Where did you get this picture of me from?
Bethesda is going to win this
>>340953494
>>anime is a sin
>>340954264
Aye look at the time of your post
I said it's time!!!
POST THICC
>>340954418
Oh boy, Skyrim Remastered and Dishonored Poo
They're gonna need to announce a new Elder Scrolls for this
needs more narcissa
>The memes are already starting in the fucking preshow
Bethesda busting out the memes and the show hasn't even started yet
It's time!
>>340954880
Where who r u watching? I'm watching IGN
>>340954880
link?
*wink wink* the 50's amirite? ;o)
Haha look how self aware we are
lol 50's songs ;^p
>>340954490
Neat
>>340955061
You bastard, I already said that ages ago.
what the fuck is this nonsense?
This is sweet.
But what's up with all the japanese staff?
>>340955153
Bethesda's Twitch probably.
>>340955449
It's office humor! :D
>>340955449
The people in charge of video games
>>340955464
evil within team
Whats wrong with goatees?
>>340955634
they arent even beards at all LOL LMAO HAHA
who's excited to hear about the new skyrim without guns?
>>340955634
uhm haha they're not even beards?
I kinda want to die
I want to punch Todd
fun stuff
>>340953691
more liek " at every sin, his containment", famalam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMLgpywYeNo
BASED DSP
>>340956037
FUCKIN BASED
>>340956086
you didnt watch all of that in 1 minute. you are a phony
>>340956037
JUST BEAT IT
>mfw I just accidently sat on my nutsack and popped one of my testicles
GUYS WHAT DO I DO I WANT TO WATCH E3
>>340956479
It takes 22 tons of force to pop a testicle. You'll be fine.
WHERES THAT DAMN STICKY
>>340956479
bandaid that shit
>>340956037
How do I use rations?
>>340956479
kek
snoop lion snoop snoopy dog was my favorite moment, that was cringeworthy.
this is just the beginning of the ride, i put great expectations on TODD.
>>340956479
Glue them like that guy on /r9k/.
>>340956479
Stop being fat on yourself.
>>340956614
Force=mass*acceleration. He's probably fat enough to do it anon.
>>340956479
Videogames are more important
Shut the fuck up and stop crying
>All these cringe-worthy fan movies
STOP
>>340956479
just act as nothing happened during the ongoing event.
>>340956037Why is DSP so charismatic? Why is he so comfy to listen to?
What is this bullshit that i'm watching? Trivias and bunch of YouTube videos. Fuck bethesda.
WHY DO THEY KEEP BRINGING UP WET???
WET 2???
I THOUGHT THEY'D LIKE TO FORGET ABOUT THAT GAME
CAPS
>comfy thread
>anime is a sin
time to get comfy
>>340956479
Zozzle
I genuinely liked the trivia questions, but I've always liked that kind of thing
>>340956479
Jesus Christ Anon
>>340953494
POST COMFY ANIME
>>340957067
He's not. What? Nigger fucking made a video about the flaming autistic fit he threw at his mother, when she bought him the wrong figure for his birthday. The guy acts like he's hot shit at fighting games and then gets his ass beat constantly.
Mmm I missed you baby
HEY GUYS
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT OUR TWITTER HASHTAG?????
ITS #BE3
ONCE AGAIN
THAT'S
#BE3
IS THERE ANY OTHER STREAM THAT ISNT IGN
Are these all the same length? Or will this be more than an hour?
>>340953494
Do Twitchfags have an abnormally low cringe threshold or is it just a normie thing to cringe at fucking everything?
Morgan Webb.
SOMEONE GIVE ME A BLANKET!
NOW!
I WANT TO BE COMFY!
WRAP ME IN A BLANKET AND FEED ME YUMMY FOOD, /v/!
NOWWWWWW!
I WANT TO BE PAMPERED!
I WANT IT
>>340957486
twitch
>>340957426
What stream is this?
>>340957393
ah-ah-ah-ah WOOOOOOW
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
Triggered yet?
>>340956037
Everything he said was agreeable, why can't he be like this all the time?
>Skyrims shivering isles
>skyrim's shivering isles
yeah whatever dude
any good stream besides twitch?
its stuttering like every minute for me
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
who's this bald person??
>namedropping Shivering Isles
Please god.
SKYRIM'S
SHIVERING
ISLES
>Skyrim's
Eh?
What are those ribbons, that the hosts have?
JUST HOOK IT TO MY VEINS
>>340954124
Who is this qt 3.14?
>Skyrims shivering isles
already starting well
>skyrim's shivering isles
>>340957640
twitch
Is there a /v/ chat for this anywhere?
>>340957773
That's the coke addict
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
BLUNDER OF THE YEAR
FUCK YOU TODD
>>340957559
FUCK
I FINALLY GOT THE JOKE!
I should rewatch it
WHO WHERE /WANNA FUCK MORGAN/?
>>340956479
THAT CAN HAPPEN??? JESUS CHRIST I'M NEVER SITTING DOWN AGAIN.
I genuinely have to mute this shit sometimes
when did morgan become so graceful?
>Skyrim shivering veins
how is morgan getting cuter each passing year?
SHE IS SUPPOSED TO GET UGLY LIKE THE REST
WHAT YOU WANT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD?
>>340957587
You can share mine if you want, anon
>>340955464
Tango it's Shinji Mikami's team
>>340958048
>>340958097
>>340958181
>>340958196
Please don't talk about my wife like that
this is just tedious
>shows trailer for a dlc that everybody has already thoroughly played
"Heres some cool settlement creations"
>shows 2015 e3 footage
>>340958019
You should.
>>340958196
Morgan Webb is beyond perfect and is A-grade waifu material.
They showed that last year. the fuck
hello
>>340956479
Reminds me of a pron scene where the dude had obscenely daggly balls and all I could think of well watching the Bj is "Man that guys gonna have a bad surprise one day when he sits down wrong."
>>340958196
it's the jaw
....Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay......................?
>juxtaposition
what the fuck are you saying?
>that fake as fuck soulless fallout 4 dick sucking
please just shoot me
Is this entirely scripted? It sounds so fake.
I thought Adam admitted he hates video games.
Anyone who actually says "locals" as short for "locations" should seriously consider suicide
compare to 2015 Webb
>>340958342
Why are they starting early, anyways?
>WHO?! Who will not wear the rrribon?!
WHY THE FUCK DO AMERICANS SAY A-LOO-MIN-IM? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340958617
It's a pre-show.
>>340958325
SIR WOULD YOU PLEASE SIT DOWN
Settlement building is one of those features that Beth love to brag about and journos love to dedicate 50% of their reviews to, but is almost meaningless for most non-casual players.
This is common for pretty much all Bethesda and Bioware games over the previous decade or so.
Adam ""Video Game Consultant"" (((Sessler)))
>>340958564
Fuck you it's better that shitllout 1&2
>Adam "Marble Mouth" Sessler is back
for fuck's sake, why can't Morgan do this shit herself
You know they've never even loaded up the game
OPEN YOUR LEGS ALREADY WEBB WTF
>>340958617
they know you're impatient for more cringe.
>>340958468
this. fuck the twitch memers this is so much comfier
>>340958572
No, just Morgan trying to work with Adam's lame jokes.
OH GOD FUCKING CRINGE
>resource sucking babies named after Adam
>They are watching IGN
>and Morgan web
>Shilling
Just watch gamespot you fucks
Webb's monotone voice says she wants to kill herself
>>340958601
>>340958181
>>340958097
SHES SUPPOSED TO BE 37?
Morgan became a lot more girly.
I like
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO CRINGEY
Their bantz is so shit.
Holy shit these announcers are scaring me but she's a QT
>>340958745
Very clever Todd, have a sticker.
>>340958594
locales?
>>340958594
locales is a real word, anon
Am I autistic if I have to mute this due to second-hand embarrassment? I can't handle this lads. Is this normal or am I lacking in emotional intelligence?Wake me up.
>>340958594
locales is a different word
>horse armor
>People saying Morgam webb and Adam
WHERE
>>340958858
I'm here for DOOM, so cringe is unlikely. Also
>cringing at Morgan's presence
>calling yourself a member of this board
>2 GB limit on console
FINALLY!
>>340958745
COMFY THIS !
ALL THOSE MODS LOOKED STUPID
>>340959285
twitch
I'm 12 seconds away from shutting this damn window and going to sleep, is this fucking thing starting soon?
top notch christmas tree mods coming straigt to your xbox
That guy with his legs spread changed his shirt.
That's hilarious.
Morgan "Eugenics" Webb
I'm only here for shitposting and anime.
Bethesda a shit.
Are they all gonna be delayed?
>>340959154
Take toddposting to another thread, pls
What exactly are the limitations for mods on consoles?
Does anything that doesn't need a script extender work?
IT'S ALREADY TIME
YOUR LATE BETHESDA
AS LATE AS YOUR BIG FIXES
Please no paid mods
>>340959568
You're*
>>340959072
He keeps changing his shirt
>>340956479
FUCKING KEK
Dat qt blonde behind Morgan
>Tweet at me
But you blocked me Adam
>no dicks and tiddies mods
FILTHY CONSOLE PEASANTS
>>340959424
BEING STUPID IS GOOD RETARD
Does Sessler define himself as a journalist, or an entertainer? How does he live with this blatant shilling? Even the pope is not this shameless.
>Nick Valentine is one of my favorite characters in all fiction, I love detectives!
Fuck off.
Why is everyone always late?
fedoras
Damn you woman put the papers down!
Let us see the fact your dress is much to short for ourselves damn it!
>>340959658
oh what the fuck i just noticed this
I know I'm late but
>Skyrim's Shivering Isles
Let us get through this without paid mods
FEDORAS
inb4 bethesda releases a multiplayer fps
>>340959093
It's E3, what did you expect?
>>340959225
If that made you autistic then there'd be autists fucking everywhere. I get pretty close to closing the tab sometimes
>>340959926
>Skyrim 2
No fucks given.
>morgan webb actually playing video games
yeah, nah.
>>340959658
WHAT THE FUCK
>>340959820
>blatant shilling
You say that like he's doing this for one specific company. Adam will do anything for his next fix.
these old fucks talking
WHERE
IS
TODD
???
>>340959824
Your girls period is late too. Have fun raising my child.
When does this fucking shit star
anyone want toplay with my fat dick?orat least steam chat about vidya and nintendon't and 3DS and 3DS games?
>>340960072
Is that Sessler before or after his overdose>?
why is this old hag talking like a slut
YAY ANOTHER CARD GAME WOOOOT
T-Top bants, Sessler
NOBODY CARS ABOUT CARDS FUCK YOU TODD
>>340960124
don't shittalk my waifu
>>340959658
WHAT THE FUCK
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN
>>340960124
I love this memme
>>340960072
Are they getting drunk or something what the fuck was with that
>>340960072
that white haired qt in the first row
HAHAHAH Adam can only get early access to indie shit now.
>>340960179
can you dress as a girl?
Can you use CHIM in this new card game?
>>340953494
>anime
>not comfy
It's been years since I've seen G4. Was Adam always this cringy? Morgan seems to have lost all hope and motivation
>>340956872
what the fuck? screenshot or achived thread link please maybe?
>Digital board games
Is this for people who have no irl friends but still want to play tabletop games?
Whose that blonde on the front row?
>no memes
>terrible art style
>visually and sonically ugly
Yeah blizzard won't care about this shit
HE HAS A NEW SHIRT
HOW
So shirt man is paid, right?
new shirt
>>340960361
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Uh I thought Sessler quit video games?
>tab back in
>the dude is wearing a different shirt - again
what the fuck?
>>340960474
epic xD
>>340960447
He had a script with G4/Xplay, this is Adam without a script.
IT'S A DIFFERENT SHIRT AGAIN
>>340960361
HE FUCKING CHANGED IT AGAIN
he changed his fucking shirt again
>>340960574
MY WAIFU
NOW BACK OFF
>>340960425
yes i do crossdress sometimes
HE CHANGED HIS SHIRT
>>340960363
love it m98
HIS SHIRT CHANGED AGAIN
The absolute madman
>>340960474
Imagine being Todd Howard at E3 and having to be all like "damn, Skyrim, you fuckin' awesome, all cool with your updated graphics and climbable mountains. I would totally recommend pre-ordering Skyrim 2, both for PS4 and Xbox One", when all he really wants to do is play New Vegas at home. Like seriously imagine having to be Todd and not only stand on that carpet while being forced to shill your disgusting 10 year old engine at your side, the favorable footage of his game barely concealing the bugs and stupid AI, and just stand there, hit after hit, minute after minute, while they ruined the RPG elements. Not only having to tolerate his own blatant fucking lies but his forced cocky attitude as everyone on the crowd tells him Skyrim 2 is STILL BRILLIANT and DAMN, SKYRIM 2 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch the cartoonish fucking NPC face contort into types of smugness you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Twitch whores and Kaley Cuoco while being called a manlet for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Pennsylvania. You've never even seen anything this fucking pathetic before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on this every Skyrim fanboy's red forehead as they squirm in their seats convinced that Bethesda is a successful developer, while assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to be in their conference and promote the next GOTY, while in reality it's been worked on by lazy developers in the last 7 months with stolen mods. Then the paparazzi calls for another shot, and you know you could come out & tell the truth to expose this sham for Bethesda's fucking lies before the damage control department TAKE IT DOWN, but you stand there and endure, because you're fucking Todd. You're not going to lose your 10k check for blowing the conference over this. Just fake it. Force a smile and fake it.
anime
>>340960434
Who is this Semen Demon?
What do you call this Jizz Mistress?
Name this Fluid Druid.
What does this Mayonaise Maiden go by?
I need an ID on this Boner Condoner.
Please define this Smegma Savant.
What is the term for this Testicular Temptress?
>TSO
Fuck off.
DELAYED
>inb4 a new shirt after the WTF shirt
I don't know anything about fashion but that pink tie is awful.
I'm so damn bored.
Wait, what?
I could be at the Sydney Opera House right now watching E3? Why the fuck didn't it get announced?
>elder scrolls JUNKIE
Nice sessler
NERV
fuck stickies
this thread 4 lyfe
HAHA FUCKING MANLET
look at these walking cringe compilations
BASED
SHIRT
CHANGING
MAN
Jesus Christ, Shirt Guy is a fucking mad man. What's the over/under on the total amount of shirts he will go through?
>>340960724
Ah. Yeah, all things considered he could be doing worse.
GODS IN HIS HEAVEN, ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
When will they learn?
these guys are like a new generation of Weeb
>manlet
>bald
adam's genetics...
>>340960803
I expect a montage image
So far they are really trying to top EA in shittiest shit shit.
I dont give a fuck start the conference
cute latina nerds
Adam looks like he's tweaking the fuck out.
NERV ?
more like NERD !1!1!1
>>340961207
>that unimpressed face
No wander Morgan never let Adam touch her.
>>340961352
Probably because he is
>>340961154
That's pretty good Keeper cosplay, actually
>>340960574
Shirt man girlfriend
Bald dude looks like he's gurning to fuck
>>340961154
>Eva shirt
Ok
>>340961154
>NERV shirt
What shit taste.
>>340961330
THEY HAVE TO GO BACK
>guest mentions new tes game
CONFIRMED THEY WOULDNT INCLUDE THAT UNLESS THEY WERE GONNA ANNOUNCE SOMETHING
HYPEHYPEHYPEHYPEHYPE
Evangelion confirmed for Fallout-tier normie shit. Literally babby's first Toonamishit.
I just want to fuck her.
LAST YEAR'S TRAILER
>>340961325
Anon...This is the conference
>>340959072
Rémi Gaillard?
>dishonored 2 footage
yawn
what's next
>>340961154
I'd wear that NERV shirt in a heartbeat, and then pretend I didn't even know what it was if some neckbeard faggot starts trying to talk to me about EVA.
>that accent
>people pretending to have cared about The Evil Within
This is the most blatant shilling yet
>>340960817
I agree.
WHERE
IS
TODD
???
>let's look at last year's trailer to get us all excited
>last year's trailer
BETHESDA YES
>>340961396
>implying he didn't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh5hKpfEytY
Sessler makes me so fucking mad, I don't even know how to explain it
>>340960784
post pics
>>340961745
>they replaced the Outsider's VA since then
Last years trailer. Really, bethesda, really?
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PTu_JoQs0
I'm so fucking excited for Dishonored 2
>>340953864
DISHONORED TIME WOO WOO
>>340961828
Is it his smug, self important attitude?
>>340961701
>shilling
>evil within
How does it feel to have shit taste? Evil Within is what Resident Evil should of become.
>>340961292
Why does this make me feel bad?
BRACE FOR SHIRTMANS TRANSFORMATION
Twitch chat never fails to be worse than i expect
I'm caring less about E3 every year, anyone else feeling the same?
Was Dishonored 1 good if you don't stealth?
>>340961154
It's not THAT bad, I've seen far worse
>>340961154
QUICK
what would you want her to do to you sexually or want do to her? the chica in the red
>>340961882
Fuck off shill.
She's got some NERV wearing a shirt like thatSorry, it's late. I'm not very good at this, am I?
Wasn't Bethesda late last year too? Why are they always fucking late?
>>340962093
Ego
>>340961956
>should of
>>340961956
One story dlc scam after another? Just release a damn game and then make a sequel. Stop with all this fucking DLC.
>>340962041
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYdxhmvbu3M
>IGN Live
>"Fallout 3 is a world worth revisiting"
FUCK
>>340961972
Because that guy should feel bad for being such an attention whoring jackass
>>340961292
This guy will make the conference tolerable
>>340962093
>Even the start time is a lie
Bravo Todd
>>340961854
and risk another ban when my recent ban lifted today? no thanks. some other way i can show you sure i guess
BERSERK WARRIORS ANNOUNCED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5w1UlJb-ZY&feature=youtu.be
BERSERK WARRIORS ANNOUNCED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5w1UlJb-ZY&feature=youtu.be
BERSERK WARRIORS ANNOUNCED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5w1UlJb-ZY&feature=youtu.be
>>340962034
Most people here I'm sure.
I only have it opened up in a tab to listen to because I'm not doing anything else.
>>340962062
Bend her over, fuck her butt, and leave her on the floor with my cum leaking out of her asshole.
>this shitty IGN stream conversation
Holy fuck these assholes are terrible.
>>340961951
Yeah, that's part of it, but there's other smug cunts that don't make me this mad
>but I am playing as emily
S J W
>NERV shirt
best girl
>Morgan and Adam hosting
It's like I'm in college again ;_;
>>340962062
>what would you want her to do to you
I'd want her to marry me ;_;
>Unenthusiastic clapping
GJGE Bethesda.
WEW IM PLAYING AS EMILY DID I TELL YOU BECAUSE SHE'S STRONG AND INDEPENDENT
RIP shirt man
Where's Todd Howard
>Faggot flag
Really?
>>340962154
>implying RE6 is anything like it
Fuck off, or at least play it before you shitpost
>>340962201
Is emmaelise a qt
>>340962396
ded
This is the first time I've actually heard Sessler talk and I already hate him.
>le hernaka fanaka XD
So, that was last year's trailer for dishonored 2?
>>340962396
Not here
CRINGE
where's shirt guy
god I hate this
Just got in did I miss something?
THEY MOVED JUST TO BTFO SHIRT BRO
>no more shirts
>love skyrim
>didn't finish it
>main storyline isn't that long at all
why is she on the panel?
>>340962280
>Berserk
Nice
>musuo
Why?
>>340962434
that bitch is ugly as fuck
jason statham and tits mcgee need to unveil the new elder scrolls
> Putting a cocaine addict on instead of showing the conference
American culture is shit
>>340962530
yes
>>340955668
jesus christ
>those butt physics
>>340962280
>Warriors
Christ this woman is so fucking annoying GO BACK TO ANGRY BIRDS FAG
>>340962396
Todd Howard is BGS, not Bethesda Softworks
>>340962426
what. Wrong person?
I wish i had more Tequila, this is suffering.
>Dishonored 1
Lukewarm reception
>Dishonored 2
EVERYONE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO IT NOW!
PLEASURE RATS
why is morgan being so anime right now?
>>340962416
Probably because of the 50 people shot and killed in america today
How did this woman get this job?
What's up with Morgans voice, why does it sound erotic to me but in an innocent way
>>340962062
She makes me uncomfortable, like she's constantly trying to flirt with me
>>340962637
you know why
>>340961154
Neat cosplay
Cool T-shirt
Girls look whack but I can respect that in comparison to the usual stuff
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW US TES VI
WHERE IS TODD
>>340962280
Well that's my money gone right there.
>an extended trailer from last year
Really?
>>340962718
GO HOME GAmER GURL
TODD TIME
O
D
D
T
I
M
E
>>340962434
She's so cute
>>340962763
No shit, my point still stands
TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES
>enter the "comfy stream"
>1000 users, 5-10 messages a second from memesters
At least there's the comfy thread
>20 minutes late
STARTING
FUCKING FINALLY
lol
QUAKE?????????
DISHONORED 2 WHEN I HAVE A 12 HOUR SHIFT TOMORROW LET ME SLEEP TODD
inb4 moba
>tweak with #be3 guys!
so they're basically shamelessly asking people to advertise for them
Quake time niggers
>even their terminal couldn't keep 30fps
ha ha
JOY
QUAKE
THEYRE GONNA FUCK UP QUAKE NOOOOO
straight off the fucking bat Quake
BETHESDA STRATEGY
>woah that game is popular
>what if we cloned it
QUAKE HOLY SHIT
>show starts
Oh boy Dishonored 2!
>fucking Quake reboot
>Turning OG Quake into sifi shit
WHAT ARE THEY DOING
QUAKE 5 CONFIRMED
>even the cinematic trailer for a new quake game is slow
it hurts
Q U A K E !
quake is shiiiiiiit, its shiiiiiiiiiiit
See this game? You can buy it.
QT GRIL CONFIEMED
>overwatch: quake edition
>Quake
no ty
If Todd is the king of lies then who is the queen?
>>340959983
FUCKING MAGIC
Oh look another strong womyn
>>340963241
Dishonored is shovelware trash, get your priorities straight
quack
WHAT THE FUCK?
>QUAKE
BETHESDA CONFIRMED SAVIOR OF E3
WHY NO GAMEPLAY
QUAKE WATCH
oh, it's quake
wasn't paying attention
>>340963427
triggered
can a nigga get a link?
Todd is that you?
Overquake
>its not even todd
Bethesda won
>QUACK WITH QT GIRL
>no crowd reaction to Quake
WTF
YOU HAD ONE JOB
AND YOU FUCKED IT UP
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP QUAKE
>cinematic
>no gameplay
who fucking cares
What is this a Quake MMO?
QUAKE "JUST MOBA MY SHIT UP FAMILY" EDITION
WHERE
IS
TODD
?
>Quake is a overwatch clone now
HAHHAHAAH
>quakes turn to get casualized
Quake should stay dead. it was a relic of the time.
You can't have Quake today.
MUH PRIDE RIBBON
>>340963434
You shut your whore mouth
quacke
literally going to murder Quake like they did with Doom.
>>340963434
You're shovelware
NO TODD DON'T DO IT
DON'T RAPE ANOTHER FRANCHISE
but we already have quake fortress
I always thought it was pronounced eye dee
that trailer could have been alot better
>>340963489
Pay attention!
Whats with all the rainbows on everyones suit?
tfw never played quake
>>340963628
the fact is triggers people is exactly why it needs to be worn
WOW ANOTHER OVERWATCH CLONE
NICE TRY, TODD
quake: champions
it's a moba
calling it now
WE WANT TODD
Wasn't Quake announced already?
>quake is now a class based shooter
In to the trash
>2016
>making new games
Hope you like these remakes, goyim
IT'S A FUCKING MOBA
>>340963708
50+ died today in a gay club.
>>340963708
muh slaughtered gays
THE WAIT TO CLAP IM DYING KEKKK
I mean, as long as the don't botch the multiplayer like DOOM's multiplayer, it could be good.
>quake champions
>...
>woooo
At this rate Bethesda is going to make Half Life: Revengeance
CLASS BASED QUAKE AWESOME I WANT TO PLAY IT RIGHT AFTER I PLAY THE BETHESDA CARD GAME :^^^^^^^^^)
>Players of all skill levels
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>340963708
Bunch of fags got allah ackbar'd down in florida
OVER-ONSUICIDE-WATCH
>designed for players of all skill levels
>all skill levels
uh oh
ANY /V/ STREAM?
>>340963720
same
>all skill levels
>>340963708
Muslim killed a few dozen gays last night
Quake is only on PC
Im a broke fuck who cant play it now.
>only the PC
well I'll be
>>340963736
Kek true. I just pointed it out to get (yous)
>>340963708
Muslim did muslim things and killed a bunch of fags, Bethesda took the opportunity to do some virtue signalling
>designed for players of all skill levels
ahahahahahaha
>>340963708
You been living under a rock?
Today was the biggest mass shooting in US history
>For players of all skill levels
D R O P P E D
L I K E
A
B L A C K
S T E P S O N
>PC Exclusive
CONSOLEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Press F to play respect to Overwatch
>>340963708
some fucking dirty paki cunt took out 50 gays because he saw two men kissing in miami.
>>340964045
these threads.
>>340963708
ISIS wanted to make a new meme
>for the PC
PC only confirmed
>CLASSES IN QUAKE
NOOOO
>THE CROWD DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT QUAKE IS
GET OUT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>120fps
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
PS4K DOA
I lost my Lala friend. Have anyone seen him?
I hope he don't think I'm mad at him...
2000 peoeple and they CANT TELL WHEN THEYRE SUPPOSED TO CLAP
woah 120hz, so generous
>120hz unlimited framerate
waits for applause
>yes
waits longer
>*nods*
tiny clapping begins
A+
>he fell for the 144hz meme
>that delayed, weak clap
>>340963702
make me, bitch
>PC Only
Bethesda won E3
>diverse cast
D R O P P E D
>SONYGGERS BTFO
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY HURTS
>a staple of the series
>characters
wut
literally team fortress 4
>>340963736
>feeding off of "triggers" and attention
Literally the scum of the earth
>e-sports at all levels
fuck outta here
>class based quake
>it's class based
Fuck.
>character abilities
>>340963708
Bethesda has to cover their asses because all their games involve guns and killing people.
UNIQUE
DIVERSE
BADASS
le buzzword man
>a diverse cast of characters
Man they're cranking out the Overwatch clones super fast
Is there a huge mistake than e-sports? Holy fuck.
>designed for players of all skill levels
Oh fuck off
>the game will be fast because it will run on 120FPS
O fuck off!
>the game will feature a diverse cast of characters, each with their own attributes
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
>overquake
Fucking lmao
>Badass
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURCH
Who the fuck is this? Where's Todd?
MOBA Quake. This is fucking cancer. Whyyyyy
>announcing new shooter in america on day of largest mass shooting in america
USA
S
A
NO I WANT TODD
>>340963708
A Muslim broke a once European record and shot some gays
Isis claimed responsibility but liberals are literally saying it was Christians and trumps fault
Some gays got redpilled today and say they're switching parties
U N I Q U E C H A R A C T E R S
>U N I Q U E C H A R A C T E R S
U N I Q U E C H A R A C T E R S
>U N I Q U E C H A R A C T E R S
U N I Q U E C H A R A C T E R S
>U N I Q U E C H A R A C T E R S
>talk to our marketing dude
literally what
>turning Quake into a class shooter
Is nothing sacred anymore?
ALL THESE LISPS
>>340964119
>us
>"biggest" mass shooting
fucking really now?
I hate literally everyone talking at this conference so far.
what do all the raindbow bows mean?
>global breast
O V E R W A T C H
C L O N E
FOR YOU
they all sound like fucking darth vader
take the fucking mic away from your mouth
Suck my dick Hines!
>>340964232
can I be your friend instead :3
>>340964718
fuck off to sticky retard
>>340964763
we can't all be as good as norway
>>340964753
gee, I wonder why they are all wearing fag ribbons
>mmo of the year
fucking toss up
>>340964678
HE WANTS TODD
HOLY FUCK
THIS ONE FUCKING CHEERING WOMAN
SOMEONE FUCKING STUFF SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH
MUH E-SPORTS
>>340964763
Yeah. Fucking really. Retard.
This is not a comfortable man.
>Cutting to a shot people staring at their phones
HA
HA
HA
Pete "Morrowind's dialogue system confuses me" Hines
>>340964830
gay sex
>>340964742
Genuinely disappointed it wasn't moustache todd
>>340964763
Yes. As in the biggest number of deaths
I haven't heard about the recent mass shooting and I choose to ignore it instead of looking up what happened.
>all this Bethesda masturbation
Okay we get it stop talking about last year Hines
We came to hear about this and next year dipshit
>>340964830
Gay bar shot up in Orlando, Florida. Less than an hour from where I live. 50 dead, Worst US terror attack since 9/11
>never been seen before
>millions
This guy sounds really awkward.
Mobile games WOOOOOOo
Shitty rehashes WoooOOOooooo
Stop talking about Fallout 4. Stop rubbing salt in the wound you asshole.
>>340964921
only if we touch dicks
>>340964830
Liberals feeling sorry for the gays that got shot up.
>will bring mods for fallout in a way you've never seen before
you mean, like downloading and fucking applying it
When will they learn?
DOOM 4 IS THE BEST
>these rehearsed over-cheers at perfectly predictable intervals
It's too obvious, please stop
the new doom game is shit
>mentions Doom
>the one guy in the audience with a deep voice that goes YEEEAAAH
>>340953494
The filename alone is why I can't stay off the chan during e3. Tommorow will probably be the day I get fired from work cuz of it.yesss
wouldn't it be nice if they announced a new obsidian fallout
So what, is it 6v6 too?
>>340964997
kys
>>340964997
>>340965061
School shootings had more deaths.
>>340965096
Lol that's pretty based for an American.
CARD GAME SHIT
>D44m
>faithful to its legacy
I know he is a PR guy but I'm still triggered
I am a huge fans
>>340964857
Is that futa mom?
>I played Hearthstone once
>TES legends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUj6NQJG8iw
A
MOTH
PRIEST
You guys realize that Quake was one of the original Esports right? Fatal1ty was the first big pro gamer in the West. Why the fuck would they not cater to esports?
CARD GAMES ON HORSEBACK
>>340965096
Gays died. He was a hero.
Literally no one gives a fuck about this card game...
COMPELLING CARD BASED STORY
>YOU HAVE KILLED MY FATHER AND I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DDDDDDDDDDUEL
>>340965310
>60+ deaths
>50+ injured
I don't think so
You poor fools actually thought it would be TES 6 and not just their shitty digital card game.
Fools.
Seriously, more card game?
CINEMATIC FOR A FUCKING CARD GAME
Why wont ISIS kill Pete Hines
>>340965198
it's not rehersed, the audience does it out of pity
>trailer for a card game
apex fucking kek
>>340964195
>leave your country because its a pile of shit
>try to make your new country as ass backwards as your old country
>>340965175
It's a mass shooting. If the biggest mass shooting in usa history happened at a 4chan meetup they'd be wearing little 4chan clovers. It's just what people do.
>23 mins in and all they have to show so far is a card game and "Quacke"
TIME TO DUEL
>faithful to its legacy
ISIS should've attacked this conference
RIP stream
TODD IS EAGERLY WAITING HIS TURN TO COME ON STAGE
andddd dead
>>340965313
top edge m8
>the story gets blacked
FRESH BREAD HERE
>>340965149
LOL
KEK
TOP LEL
ITS BROKEN
>>340965160
of course
>>340965421
I laughed. I cried a little on the inside. But I laughed.
>>340965308
Fuck off back to twitter
>trying to clone overwatch and hearthstone
Laughingkotick.jpg
Ripperino
>>340965461
>>340965196
>posting the shooped one
IT CRASHED
THIS IS THE E3 I KNOW
>>340965310
You mean like collectively? Otherwise that is patently untrue
>>340965321
>implying you played it
Denuvo still keeping you niggers out, I see.
>Cinematic
>still images
Thank god
Since when did card games have plot
BUT WILL IT BEAT GWENT?
>Trailer for a card game
Why?
IT'S ALL OVER
>>340964195
>>340965546
Go to the sticky, retards.
> Besthesda
literally nothing but fail
>Skyrimstone
Ew
>>340965313
>>340965472
Oh look. Mudslimes.
God, how I wish you retards were a part of the victims.
BETHESDA QUALITY EVEN THEIR STREAMS ARE BUGGED LMAO
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
Nobody cares about your card game Todd
ripip in pease stream
>moba games
>mobile games
>card games
BUGTESTHA
The ii?
>ah eye
huh
TIME TO DUH DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DUEL!
WOOOOOOO HEARTHSTONE RIPOFF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>340965308
Kill yourself.
The ayyyyyy
KEK AYE AYE WHY IS PETE FUCKING RETARDED
Is this entire conference going to be "We want the Blizzard audience"?
>card game
into the trash
>>340965436
>Why the fuck would they not cater to esports?
Why cater to those nolife gamerfuel slinging losers when you can court the LoL crowd and be just as "eSports"?
>Quake demoted to "le TF2 killer"
I'm pretty disgusted tbqh.
What do you guys think Quake Championchip is going to be like? Are you expecting good things? What would you guys like to see in a new Quake game?
Also, Arena Shooter thread
>>340965982
>>340966003
Now you know why he doesn't like dialogue
He's schizophrenic
Why are people against a remastered skyrim?
>>340965665
Thanks bro. Upboated.
Have a good Ramadan.
iPad AND android. Wow!
GAMERS WIN!
>Card game
>New genre
Is this guy retarded?
THE MAN OF THE HOUR
TODD
O
D
D
sweet little lie man is here
TODD
LIE
I
E
Guys Bethesda is great trust me we should all but their games
Todd is sexy too
YOU DON'T LOOK EXCITED
YOU NEED LYING LESSENS FROM UNCLE TODD
>we have no original ideas because we're all over the hill so we're going to copy blizzard
T O D D
O
D
D
T O D D
O
D
D
>>340966148
fug
>Todd reocrding
boooooooooo
Live or bust
I think the APPLAUSE sign has a bit of a delay.
>>340966212
Because it will still be worse than the original PC version
>rip off overwatch
>rippoff hearthstone
>already ripped off WoW
Starcraft ripoff when?
i'm pretty sure all of those were already added through mods
HOLY SHIT ELEVATORS 11/10 EAT SHIT GRAVITY
>sex stocks
oh Bethesda
PAID MODS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>pre-recorded Todd
h-hes not coming..?
WHy are all these guys either nervous or cringey
Oh my god this contraption stuff is going to be so buggy
>FO4 DLC
>CARD GAME
>QUACKE
so shit
MORE NEW VEGAS MODS AS PAID DLC
GODD HOWARD
>>340966569
Wash your mouth before you talk about Quake you todler fag
oh wow now where is the DLC that lets me play a character I want
It just works
TODD DOES NOT DISAPPOINT.
THIS IS EPIC
Damn, our boy Todd is really stealing the show here m8s
TODD DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP TO E3 IN PERSON WHAT THE FUCK
Holy shit the DLC looks so bad
Most of this stuff has already been modded into the game.
>>340966868
and lets me tell NPCs 'no'
SKYRTIM REMASTER HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAH OH FUCK THIS IS RICH
NO TODD WE DID NOT ASK ABOUT OR WANT THIS
AN ENB MOD
>ENB for PS4
lmao
HAHA IT LOOKS THE FUCKING SAME
>>340966954
they're not announcing a real game so they don't care enough to send him
>>340966852
I don't remember previous Quakes being class based.
THE SAME GAME WITH FUCKING FILTERS
MY SIDES
Ahhhjjj
Oh boy, ENB for consoles!
My modded Skyrim already looks better than that.
They fucking remastered it.
NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THIS
They did it
BUY MY FUCKING GAME AGAIN!!!
>tfw never played Skyrim
cool, i guess
GOD RAYS
That Skyrim remaster looks like shit holy fuck how did they fuck it up so badly?
>console mods
Yeah, fuck you beth. You poisoned the FO4 community with that shit.
Download your mods off nexus now, things are going to get shitty.
REEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WE WANT NEW ELDER SCROLLS NOT THIS STUPID ENB "REMASTERED" SHIT
TODD YOU FUCKING DIMWIT REEEE
Holy fucking shit
>>340967270
Seriously, this shit has been modded into the PC version for like four years.
Even their 'hd' texture pack was worse than the fan made stuff available at the time.
Plus Skyrim is shit no matter what kind of graphics it has.
Fuck off Witcher fags.
Our boy Todd just hit a homerun with Remastered Skyrim
YES RAF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I don't care about D2
>PC release for Skyrim again.
>BLACK MARSH GAME NEVER
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BLACK MARSH GAME NEVER
>>340967693
most of us don't
FUCK OFF IT LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME GIVE US TESVI ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So is that it.
No actually new Elder Scrolls?
Holy fuck. I'm done.
PREY 2
R
E
Y
2
>>340967721
Wait is it releasing for PC again??
Holy shit I better download a ton of mods before it's too late.
>>340967821
SHIRT MAN WAS WEARING THE SAME SHIRT
CONFERENCE RUINED
>people actually expected a new tes game
OHHHHHHHHHHH
MYYYYYYYYYYYY
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Oh
It's Prey
Shit, if I was Todd I wouldn't waste my time coming to E3.
looks cool but
>Prey 2 will never be a thing
Prey? Seriously that's prey?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Good morning morgan
Some needs to shut up this cheering woman for fuck sake
>>340968418
Good morning.
>comfy threads being deleted
It was nice while it lasted.
yay, more snapmap garbage.
>Prey
Wheres the American Indian getting abducted by ayyliens?
Oh now here they are telling us how great snapmap is
Everyone who knows the franchise knows its shit though
We want proper mod tools
>>340968295
>>340968326
we could have had this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufikwk7_AD0
Just Prey? I love Arkane but this was a weird move.
>>340968724
It's a 'reboot,' by which I mean it's a brand new unrelated game that shares the name of a cult classic.
>No SP DLC for Doom
Fucked up big time
>>340968706
The mods don't seem to want multiple copies of it, but that's what makes them "comfy"- the slower speed.
f-fight like hell.... h-haha
thank y-you...
DO IT FOR FREE
>>340969023
Yeah, I love it. The other thread is too fast for me and this one feels more contained.
FOR FREE!!!
>announcing a demo for a game that's already out
>it's only for a week
holy shit what a joke
Someone shoot the screaming bitch.
>>340968706
Freet not Lala friend.
They are just deleting them cuz there are multiple comfy threads. There is another thread up.
Somebody please shoot that woman.
>We releasing a demo for free
Wow Bethesda, how generous
>that screeching
what the fuck
My internet crash RIGHT as they were talking about Dishonored. What did Rafael say?
>TESO
Now I know they're really scraping that barrel
More ESO shit
How is TES online even still active. Who even plays it?
I wanted to be an alien bounty hunter fuck bethesda.
>now, we shift from the demons of hell to daedric prices and assassin cults
>thats right ESO
>>340969369
Seconding this. She also keeps blurting out in the middle.
Someone silence that fat cunt
>>340969572
>>340969369
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!
hold the door
Give that cunt the boot
God would that bitch just shut the fuck up?
>>340969608
"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>340969695
Apparently they fixed a bunch of shit, was tempted to get it but not paying 60 on hearsay
>>340969703
>expecting nice things from bethesda
CRAB MEMES GUYS
HAHAHAH
CRABS AND MEMES XD LMFAO
>>340969402
O-oh. Pardon me, then.
this woman
>>340969949
WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS
DELETE IT RIGHT NOW
huh, ESO doesn't look too bad. Anyone still play it?
HELL YEAH
THIS IS WHAT THEY KILLED THE ACTUALLY UNIQUE PREY 2 FOR
WHY? FUCK YOU BETHESDA
I hope that chick gets domed by an ISIS sniper
>>340969608
Arkane Austin are working on a new game called Prey. It was just a CG trailer but it looked pretty neat. Dishonored 2 isn't until later.
>>340970256
No.
It's bad.
It's so obvious those fags cheering are paid
>>340969949
Can you please delete this? I'm not very comfortable having pictures of myself online.
KILL HER HOLY SHIT
That fucking screeching fucking hell STOP
JESUS CHRIST THE SCREAMS
Fucking obnoxious cow
>>340970424
>>340970459
Well, I guess that's why they hire marketers. It looked decent.
>>340970475
I think the woman is just an autistic attention-seeking whore
Her screams are literally being picked up by his mic it's so loud
Can you imagine sitting beside her?
this entire presentation has been a slop bucket full of watery stools
3edgy5me
>>340970391
Also the idiot who thinks he's a spartan
>>340970784
I would have punched her in the fucking mouth
Can screaming woman be a new meme
